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Preseason Power Rankings

If you’re anything like me, you can’t wait for football.  I know that camp is here, but after years of hearing "this is a new team" or "this team has swagger" I can’t really bring myself to put a lot of stock in anything until I see competition against other teams.  The position battles are telling, but besides that, it’s hard to gauge where everyone is.  For example, is anyone really surprised that Kareem Jackson can’t cover Andre Johnson?  There’s probably only two corners in the league that can, so why is it shocking that a rookie can’t?

Due to this, one of the hardest things to do as a football fan is judge how good or bad teams will be before the season or even preseason starts.  There has been eight months of player acquisitions, losses, coaching changes and the draft since we last saw teams in action.  I have taken my best stab at how the league shakes out right now.  Just a warning though, I don’t necessarily believe in making preseason power rankings that just reflect how everyone finished last season.  I know I’ll take flak in the comments (and I welcome it) but this is purely a an honest reflection of how I see the league right now, and some if it definitely does not follow conventional wisdom.

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1.        Indianapolis Colts – Picking a number one team is hard enough, especially in the preseason when no one has played a snap.  The Colts face certain questions that may or may not affect them this year such as offensive line changes/deficiencies, lack of a clear cut number one running back, and a somewhat lackluster back-end on the defense.  They faced much more uncertainty last year, however, and they proved to everyone that as long as Peyton Manning is taking snaps and Bill Polian is making personnel decisions, they’ll get the job done.  What made them number one in my mind though, is the fact that they are the only team I feel should be favored every game they play, even against divisional rivals on the road. 

2.       Green Bay Packers – Dom Capers was able to produce a dominant defense last year in its first season transitioned from a 4-3 to a 3-4.  Not only was the defense good, but at its core was several young players that will only get better with more experience.  Coupled with a young offense that is run by one of the next generation of NFL superstar quarterbacks, and this team is scary.  Even if Brett Favre changes his mind to play (again), I still think Green Bay will take this division.

3.       New York Jets – This team scares me.  If they had a better quarterback option, I would put them at the top.  Rex Ryan bolstered the secondary with Kyle Wilson and Antonio Cromartie, which will make his crazy blitz schemes even more frequent and dangerous.  Too complete the identity of a smash mouth team, the Jets have one of the best offensive lines in all of football and a talented young runner in Shonne Greene.  My only question besides Sanchez is why you would cut one old runner (Thomas Jones) to sign another who appears less effective (LaDainian Tomlinson)?

4.       New Orleans Saints – Obviously I don’t believe in the old adage that you’re number one until someone proves you otherwise, not for power rankings at least.  No one can doubt the prolific nature of the Saints offense, but that has been so for years now.  In those seasons New Orleans didn’t even always win their division, much less the Super Bowl.  The difference last year was an opportunistic defense that didn’t make a habit of stopping people, rather by creating turnovers.  I believe the Saints will still be a great team, but with a defense that lives by the sword, they will die by the sword as well.  Add to that the fact that they now have a target on their back from the get-go, and I think they will win the division but not go as deep as last season.

5.       Dallas Cowboys – The hype machine in Dallas is at it again, and many are speculating about a home field advantage for the Super Bowl.  They certainly have talent all over their roster, but one playoff victory doesn’t show me that they are ready to win at least 3 games in the postseason.  I believe that Tony Romo will put up huge regular season numbers, although he’ll run for his life while doing it with no clear cut answer at left tackle, the second most important position in football.  They might win the division, but that type of year will take a toll on this team come January.

6.       Baltimore Ravens – A few weeks ago, I would have put this team a lot higher.  Ray Rice looks like he will be a star for years to come, and even though he’s only good for twelve to fourteen games a season, Anquan Boldin is a huge addition to this offense.  The Achilles' heel surprisingly of this team is the defense, specifically the secondary.  I’m sure they will have the same tenacity in the front seven led by Ray Lewis, but the back-end was already suspect and now they might be without a couple more starters (Ed Reed and Dominique Foxworth).  All of the sudden games that looked like Ws (Cincinnati x 2, New England, Pittsburgh, Miami, Atlanta, Houston, New Orleans) look like maybes because of the opposing passing attacks.

7.       Minnesota Vikings – He’s going to play.  Remember last year, on July 31st when it was "leaked" that Favre felt he wasn’t recovering fast enough from biceps surgery and wasn’t going to play?  For conversation's sake, even without him the Vikings are good enough to take second in this division and make a run at the playoffs.  People forget that Tarvaris Jackson took them there in 2008.  Even with Favre though, I predict that there will be a changing of the guard and the Packers will take the North.

8.       San Diego Chargers – Like the Ravens, this team would be higher if I had written this a few months ago.  If A.J. Smith is stubborn enough to let Vincent Jackson and Marcus McNeill sit out though, this team is in trouble.  Does anyone really believe that Tra Thomas can protect Phillip Rivers’ blind spot at this point in his career?  Norv Turner doesn’t.  Even playing in one of the weakest divisions in the NFL, the Chargers aren’t setting themselves up for success.

9.       Atlanta Falcons – This is one of my favorite sleeper teams of 2010.  They were 9-7 against a tough schedule with Michael Turner hurt and admittedly out of shape.  Now he’s healthy and Matt Ryan is coming into the mystical third year.  The defense certainly isn’t dominant, but they’re good enough to keep the offense in just about any game.  I honestly think they could give the Saints a run for their money in the South.

10.    Cincinnati BengalsTerrell Owens doesn’t put this team in the Super Bowl, but it does give Carson Palmer a huge upgrade over Laveranues Coles, not to mention he finally has a pass catching tight end which will match up very well against the aforementioned Ravens secondary.  Mike Zimmer will return another solid defense and this team will be just as good as they were last year.

11.    New England Patriots – The Patriots are in a strange place right now.  I believe Bill Belichick is "rebuilding on the fly."  Rather than riding out the veterans on his squad and realizing he has no talent around Tom Brady in a few years during the twilight of his career, I think he’s accepting being a mediocre to good team now that has a puncher’s chance because he’s at the helm and still has talent in place.  The offense is one year older and the defense will be just as porous as last year.  To be honest, I was very tempted to put the Dolphins ahead but I gave the tie to Brady and Belichick.

12.    Houston Texans – I buy into the hype that the offense will be more balanced with new offensive coordinator Rick Dennison, which will allow this team to protect leads and close out games that it failed to last year.  The secondary does worry me (a lot), but I think this will be the case of a team with an offense too good not to win double digit games.  Unfortunately though, that’s not a good recipe for success in the playoffs, but hey, one step at a time.

13.    Miami Dolphins – This team is another under-the-radar squad that might surprise some people this year.  I don’t know how they managed to add pieces like Karlos Dansby and Brandon Marshall so quietly, but not a lot of people are talking about them, probably because of the division they play in.  In many other divisions they would be a shoe-in to place second if not take it completely.  The games between Miami, New England and New York will certainly be pivotal this season.

14.    San Francisco 49ers – This is my lowest rated divisional winner.  The 49ers feature a fantastic defense and what should be an improved running game with the addition of Anthony Davis and Mike Iupati through the draft.  Unfortunately though, the 49ers are still paying for taking Alex Smith over Aaron Rodgers.  Smith might be serviceable enough to win the weakest division in the NFC, but he is not a playoff-winning quarterback.

15.    New York Giants – Newly hired defensive coordinator Perry Fewell has a lot riding on his shoulders this season.  The defense, which has always been the cornerstone of this team since Tom Coughlin took over, was the weakest link last year.  Eli Manning has proven he can win when the defense is dominant, but unless Osi  Umenyiora and Justin Tuck return to their dominance as pass rushers and Keith Bulluck shores up the middle, this team will struggle yet again to make the postseason.

16.    Tennessee Titans – Chris Johnson is hands down the best running back in the game today.  Having said that, can Vince Young lead this team they way that he did when there was nothing to lose?  It’s one thing to sneak up on people who have written you off because you didn’t win a game until November, it’s another thing to do it from the beginning of the season.  Keep in mind that in the period of two years they’ve lost Albert Haynesworth, Kyle Vanden Bosch and Keith Bulluck.  I think they’re good enough to come up just short of the postseason.

17.    Seattle Seahawks – It’s hard to consider the top spot of the bottom half of teams a pleasant surprise, but I think in the case of the Seahawks it is.  Pete Carroll has sneakily put a decent amount of talent on this team without anyone noticing because they’re too busy calling him a collegiate cheater.  They won’t make the playoffs, but between one of the best home field advantages in the league, playing in one of the worst divisions, and no one really expecting much out of them, I think they can beat out Arizona for second in the division.

18.    Pittsburgh Steelers – Losing Ben Roethlisberger for what will probably be four games was bad enough.  Now with the loss of Willie Colon and the realization that Flozell Adams will likely be the starting left tackle, this team will have issues on the offensive side of the ball.  Dick LeBeau will do his job and produce another amazing defense that will win some games on its own, but they won’t look as strong as past seasons since they will spend much more time on the field.  This might be the first time that the Steelers fail to make the playoffs two years in a row since the AFC North existed.

19.    Oakland Raiders – Some of you will scoff at this, but I have the feeling that the Raiders could deserve a spot even higher than nineteen.  What hasn’t been noticed because of JaMarcus Russell is that there is a solid defense and running game in place here.  Jason Campbell won’t set any passing records, but in 52 games he’s thrown only 38 interceptions.  That lack of simply giving the ball back to an opponent with better field position after a big stop by the defense will probably work wonders.  They also had a solid draft this year.  In the end though, I simply couldn’t bring myself to put them higher because…they’re the Raiders.

20.    Chicago Bears – Mike Martz has a great track record of producing fantasy stats for quarterbacks and wide receivers, but his track record for winning since the "Greatest Show On Turf" hasn’t been that great.  Brian Urlacher and the rest of the defense is one year older and is a far cry from the 2006 defense that carried Rex Grossman to the Super Bowl.  It also doesn’t help that they play in what is probably the toughest division in the NFC now.

21.    Jacksonville Jaguars – The Jaguars are hard to predict this season.  An up-and-coming defense mixed with a healthy run game is a good way to win games, and they might be able to squeak a few out that they "shouldn’t."  Nobody, however, seems to have any confidence in David Garrard, including head coach Jack Del Rio and owner Wayne Weaver, which is usually not a good sign.  Outside of Maurice Jones-Drew, there really aren’t any offensive weapons.  Some might consider Mike Sims-Walker in that category, but considering he averaged 39 yards on 3 receptions per game the last half of 2009, I wouldn’t.  I think the Jaguars could be a spoiler team in 2010, but not a contender, especially in their division.

22.    Washington Redskins – Mike Shanahan certainly knows how to make an entrance.  He immediately bolstered the offensive line, which had been the team’s most glaring weakness for the last few years, by drafting Trent Williams and trading for Jammal Brown to play left tackle temporarily.  He also acquired a potential Hall of Fame quarterback from a divisional rival.  Then he goes and alienates Albert Haynesworth to the point that the same teammates who were denouncing the highest paid defensive player in the league are now showing sympathy to him.  Shanahan will have this team winning soon, but probably not this year.

23.    Arizona Cardinals – If Matt Leinart could do it, he would have done it by now.  The Cardinals didn’t exactly set him up for success by trading away one of the best possession receivers in the league.  The defense attempted to replace the loss of a premier safety (Antrel Rolle) and linebacker (Karlos Dansby) with… Joey Porter.  I don’t see how this team wouldn’t regress on both the offensive and defensive sides of the ball, but with Darnell Dockett and Porter on the same team, it should still be entertaining. 

24.    Carolina PanthersJake Delhomme is gone, which leaves Matt Moore and Jimmy Clausen behind, both of whom lack experience and talented wide receivers outside of Steve Smith.  Jonathan Stewart and DeAngelo Williams are probably the best running back duo in the league, but they will constantly face eight men in the box with very few other offensive options.  It also doesn’t help when you lose the most productive pass rusher in your franchise history.  This will probably be the last year for John Fox in Carolina.

25.    Philadelphia EaglesKevin Kolb looked legit last year in his two starts last year, passing for over 300 yards in both.  Derek Anderson, Matt Cassel and David Garrard all looked legit for an entire season and have yet to return to form.  I’m not saying Kolb won’t do well; I actually think he will be good in the Eagles’ west coast offense, but my point is that it takes quarterbacks more than a couple of starts to grasp a complex NFL system.  Add on top of that this is Year Two after the loss of the two people that gave the defense an identity, Jim Johnson and Brian Dawkins, and they still haven’t found anyone to take that leadership role.  They also play in what has probably been the most competitive division of the last decade.

26.    Detroit Lions – Texans fans know a thing or two about completely revamping a roster devoid of talent from the ground up, so it’s easier for us to recognize when someone is doing a good job.  The Lions had another solid draft.  Matthew Stafford will still have growing pains but he earned the team’s respect last year by showing he’s tough and he can win.  It will still take some time to completely turn it around, but they’re on the right track.

27.    Kansas City Chiefs – It’s like a Patriots coaching reunion in Kansas City now, minus Bill Belichick.  The only problem is that Charlie Weiss and Romeo Crennel both failed to prove that they could be successful without "The Hoody."  They have made smart football moves, and this team should be one year better along their path to recovery.  Jamaal Charles was a revelation last year, and the addition of veteran Thomas Jones for depth was good.  The two of them should provide enough distraction to defenses to allow Matt Cassel to stay upright and get the ball out of his hands quicker.

28.    Tampa Bay Buccaneers – Head coach Raheem Morris has yet to prove that he isn’t in over his head, but the strong play at the end of last season, especially from rookie quarterback Josh Freeman, gives Buc fans some hope.  The Bucs were over $30 million under the cap last year and haven’t spent much since then.  Gerald McCoy will provide a presence inside, but the team still lacks a pass rushing threat.  It will be interesting to see if this team progresses or regresses from the end of season success from last year.

29.    Cleveland Browns – Mike Holmgren was a successful coach in both Green Bay and Seattle, but his stint as a general manager for the Seahawks was not exactly successful.  The Browns have a very underrated and talented offensive line and lack playmakers on offense.  Giving Jake Delhomme (who hasn’t had a bounce-back game since he threw five interceptions in the playoffs two years ago) $7 million didn’t seem like the smartest move in the world.  Also, despite ending last year on a winning streak, Eric Mangini looked like the worst head coach in the NFL halfway through last season.

30.    Buffalo Bills – It took several weeks just to find a coach willing to come to Buffalo in the offseason.  With a shift to a 3-4 defensive scheme that takes time to implement and the same vanilla offense in place, the play from this team might be as harsh and dreary as the weather in Northern New York this season.  C.J. Spiller is an explosive back, but it takes more than just one player to produce, especially in six games against the Patriots, Jets and Dolphins.

31.    Denver Broncos – I was tempted to put this team dead last.  In one and a half years, Josh McDaniels has gotten rid of a quarterback who threw for 4,500 yards and a wide receiver coming off three straight 100 reception/1,000 yard receiving seasons.  What did he replace them with?  Kyle Orton, Brady Quinn, Tim Tebow and a rookie wide receiver who has never had to run the full route tree before.  The only thing that carried this team to an undefeated start through six games last year was the defense, and he got rid of the man responsible, Mike Nolan.  Now their sack leader from last season has a torn pectoral muscle and is likely out for the year.  I have nothing against the Broncos organization and I respect their fans because of their diehard loyalty, but in my opinion this is like watching a train wreck in slow motion.

32.    St. Louis Rams – Every team in the NFL had at least three players who had played on a Pro Bowl last year except one--the Rams.  I believe that Steve Spagnuolo will have the defense playing much better, but the offense still lacks anything besides Steven Jackson.  If Sam Bradford turns out to be a bust or as brittle as he was towards the end of his college career, paying him that money will cripple this franchise for years to come.  The Greatest Show On Turf seems like centuries ago now.

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I think the jets will implode, and they were 7-7 last year then got two gimmees to make the playoffs.

Bal secondary scares me, I like the bengals in the division

I’d still take AP over CJ

I like the dolphins and texans as wild cards, NY misses the playoffs

by AllenOU on Aug 7, 2010 11:17 AM CDT via mobile reply actions   1 recs

NY is volatile

They really could go either way.

Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

by nolander on Aug 7, 2010 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Re: Jets

I think the Jets are going to fall far short of what many are projecting for them this year.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Aug 7, 2010 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Perfect

way of putting it. So many characters in that room with such polarizing players…You really don’t know what’ll happen to them.

by J-Copp on Aug 8, 2010 12:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

I love

I love me some Houston Texans!!!

My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!

by The Abrego on Aug 7, 2010 11:22 AM CDT reply actions  

I think the Jets and Chargers are too high

Agree that Oakland could surprise some people. Overall, pretty good.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Aug 7, 2010 11:27 AM CDT reply actions  

Word

If McNeill and Jackson keep their vow to sit until the last possible minute before they lose a season of service, that team’s going to have a tough time moving the ball.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Aug 7, 2010 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Those Jets

scare me too, with drafting Kyle and grabbing Antonio Cromartie; this team spells trouble. Though I think it’s just over-hype, though I hate the Jets with a passion just as much as the Colts, it’s just my opinion.
I can, too, agree with Oakland getting the some spot light this year.

by Regular_Joe on Aug 7, 2010 11:32 AM CDT reply actions  

OT bolded threaed

how did ya’ll fix it when a thread gets all boldes/strikethroughed etc?

Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

by nolander on Aug 7, 2010 12:31 PM CDT reply actions  

No Idea

Maybe e-mail the SB Nation support gurus?

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Aug 7, 2010 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

the jets at #3, are you kidding me.

 maybe #3 of the most overrated teams in the nfl.

by r c a on Aug 7, 2010 12:36 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

Yeah

totally suck, that team only like made it to the afc championship game. What a bunch of bums amiright?

Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

by nolander on Aug 7, 2010 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

As much as I feel as though there is sarcasm in that; there was no way they were going to beat the Colt in the AFC Championship. All this hype is going to put them in a downward spiral.

by Regular_Joe on Aug 7, 2010 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

they did have an impressive playoff run

but don’t forget that they got lucky the last two week in the regular season

living the Texas dream

by Joe25 on Aug 7, 2010 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I will never forget

nor will I ever forgive. However, this is a team that could end up being top 3 in defense and has probably the best running game in the NFL.

Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

by nolander on Aug 7, 2010 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree

I believe in the old saying “throw to score, run to win” and they can run. They defiantly can be top 5 team but at the same time they could just implode at any time as AllenOU said, so just that fact that they can and hopefully will implode to have them in the top 5 might be too much of a stretch so overrated is the perfect word for them IMO.

living the Texas dream

by Joe25 on Aug 7, 2010 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agree the Jets are overhyped

But the Broncos were a good call. They’re going to be terrible.

by WhiskeyR on Aug 7, 2010 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I see what ya did there.

Fuck Dunta.

"I like watching the old naked couple on public access...until the guy stands up, then it sux." ~ BFD

by LoneSpot on Aug 9, 2010 9:18 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Saints are ranked too high

Come on, what have they done lately. Their whole program as gone down the toilet.


New Orleans Saints tight end Jeremy Shockey catches a pass while standing in a portable toilet during a drill at NFL football training camp in Metairie, La., Friday, Aug. 6, 2010. The Saints tight ends were conducting a pass catching drill by standing in the portable toilet with the door closed when a pass was thrown, and then a the last second the the door was opened so they could catch the ball. (AP Photo/Bill Haber)

"Why do you even ponder passing? I mean, you can take a knee and try a 56 yard field goal! This is not Detroit man, this is the Superbowl!" -- Paul Allen's call after Tracy Porter intercepted Brett Favre in NFCCG

by DrWhoDat on Aug 7, 2010 1:49 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

The steelers are also reportedly trying this

With big Ben, using underage hookers from LT as the door openers

by AllenOU on Aug 7, 2010 2:11 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

revolving door?

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Aug 7, 2010 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed on the Raiders

they always seem to just kind of stick around, and they actually had a decent draft. With a competent QB who knows what to expect from them.

Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

by nolander on Aug 7, 2010 2:14 PM CDT reply actions  

I would be very surprised if that happens

I still think the chargers take it. I really wouldn’t be happy either way.

Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

by nolander on Aug 7, 2010 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree...

The Chargers have a tougher schedule, there’s questions about their offensive line, NT, and happiness of their LT and WR. The Raiders lost both their games to San Diego by 8 points or less (lost another 2 by a TD or less), so a real QB and better run defense may push them over the hump. It was only 2 years ago that the Chargers were 8-8 too, so I could see the Raiders pulling it out.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Aug 7, 2010 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think nolander has it just about right.

As a long time follower of the AFC West, and I mean a long time, almost from the beginning, I’ve seen a lot.

The Raiders are definitely going to be better. Their defense has been good, no doubt. though they have some excellent RB’s I’m not sure the Raiders have proven they can run consistantly. And they have some rare gifts on special teams. Campbell is head and shoulders above Russell. That being said he still has quite a way to go before he can be put into the same category as Rivers. I’m not saying he won’t, I’m just saying he still has to prove it.

And yes, A.J. is taking a hard line with some of his better players, I’d hate to have to fight him for my paycheck. But the Chargers are deep and they have already proven over the last several years they can win the division. The West is theirs until somebody pries it out of their hands.

And the Raiders also have to play the Chiefs and Broncos. No matter what shape their rosters are in, those are almost always hard fought games that could go either way. But I’m here to tell you even these clubs aren’t what people who don’t follow the AFC West think they are. The Chiefs have put together a lot of very young, very talented players and picked up a couple of pretty good coaches. You’re going to see a big difference.

And ranking the Broncos at #31? Really? That would make them like 2-14 or 3-13. I don’t think you’ve been watching them at all. I think you’ll be surprised.

Absent some serious injuries I think the way it will break down position wise is pretty much like last year; the Chargers still on top but maybe one or two fewer wins. Broncos still at number two with one or two more wins. And the same finish for the Raiders and Chiefs, also with one or two more wins.

I could be wrong, but who couldn’t?

If this be Hell, let us make the most of it!

by Trinidad Jack on Aug 20, 2010 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't agree on Atlanta and Cincinatti

but i agree with everything else for the most part.

We beat 4 of the teams ahead of us in the past 2 years.

by leacheatsbabies on Aug 7, 2010 2:37 PM CDT reply actions  

I've got the Seahawks winning the NFC West

I just love Seattle so much. For sure my 2nd Team behind the Texans (Oh but no contest, I’ts Battle Red all day and night for me!)

They’re defense looks solid, They’ve got a decent RB core with Jones, Forsett, and Washington and even though Hasselbeck is aging I think he can work with Golden Tate and HOUSH!

by .Bonzo on Aug 7, 2010 2:58 PM CDT reply actions  

broncos

thanks for giving the broncos some billboard material. the team will rally around this low ranking just like they did last year at this time….

by captainkangaroo on Aug 7, 2010 3:19 PM CDT reply actions  

I have to admit, the reasoning is right on...

Kid McDaniels power grab. Is he done? I’ll answer that. No.

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Aug 7, 2010 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha

Quick, Jake, say the Texans will suck so you can spur them to greatness!

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Aug 7, 2010 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

That's what I meant....

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Aug 7, 2010 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

and miss the playoffs

It's hard bein whimpy

by WhimpyJimmy on Aug 7, 2010 10:35 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I don't understand the Atlanta love.

Their offense is a lesser version of ours and their defense has exactly one two good players on it at the moment: Abraham and Babineaux.

by krkenney on Aug 7, 2010 4:46 PM CDT reply actions  

One Word For You, My Friend...

SWAGGER. The Falcons just imported it by the boatload this offseason.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Aug 7, 2010 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

They got that with a sore hammy....God speed Dunta!

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Aug 7, 2010 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

the realization that Flozell Adams will likely be the starting left tackle

He is not trying out for left tackle. He is trying out for right tackle. Max Starks is our starting left tackle.

"I'm from Maryland, and no one can beat me!"

by John Stephens on Aug 7, 2010 5:27 PM CDT reply actions  

My Understanding

Was that Starks was gonna kick over to the right side and Flozell would play left because he wasn’t comfortable on the right. I could be wrong though.

You know... for kids.

by Jake on Aug 7, 2010 5:54 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Nope

Tomlin came out and said Adams is trying out for right. They are not moving Starks. Here is the tweet from Jim Wexell:

@jimwexell Starks volunteered for RT but Tomlin leaving him at LT. Adams to RT.

"I'm from Maryland, and no one can beat me!"

by John Stephens on Aug 7, 2010 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

And

All reports from camp have been mentioning Adams playing on the right and attempting to mirror his foot work. Here is the interview talking about him working on changing his footwork.

"I'm from Maryland, and no one can beat me!"

by John Stephens on Aug 7, 2010 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cool

Thanks for the update. I still think this is gong to be an off year for you guys considering the loss of Holmes, Colon and Ben for four games. The defense will be just as good as ever, but gone are the days when you could win that division with just that.

You know... for kids.

by Jake on Aug 7, 2010 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's okay

The Steelers usually play better when everyone underrates them. I am not too worried about it.

"I'm from Maryland, and no one can beat me!"

by John Stephens on Aug 8, 2010 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

Dick LeBeau agrees

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Aug 8, 2010 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think the jets finish as strong

this year… I also think the patriots are goin to end worse than tey hve in years and miami takes their division. I will not give my predictions on the texans till after the colts game.

"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Aug 7, 2010 5:44 PM CDT reply actions  

I agree, Miami is my favorite team in that division… they got spunk kid

It's hard bein whimpy

by WhimpyJimmy on Aug 7, 2010 10:37 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Re: Jets Finishing Strong

Nothing quite like the last two teams on your schedule rolling over and playing dead to make for a strong finish.

"I like watching the old naked couple on public access...until the guy stands up, then it sux." ~ BFD

by LoneSpot on Aug 9, 2010 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

must have failed geography

hey moron, the Buffalo Bills play in Buffalo New York, which is in WESTERN New York, not in Northern New York. If you can’t even get the locale correct, you have no wisdom whatsoever

by Scott Mason on Aug 7, 2010 10:48 PM CDT reply actions  

buffalo might as well be in the cfl

plus to us from the south anything in ny is northern ny

"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Aug 7, 2010 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wisdom or knowledge?

There is a difference. if you can’t even get that correct, then you have no knowledge whatsoever.

I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.

by tehGrindCrusher on Aug 8, 2010 2:32 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yep, that'll show him!

Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

by nolander on Aug 8, 2010 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is silly...But a decent joke...

The Panthers and Eagles behind the Skins, chicago, oakland, tennesse, seattle and the giants are you for real? THIS IS TOTALLY A SILLY LOAD, BUT HEY WE ALL NEED HUMOR!

by Pantherdan on Aug 8, 2010 4:01 AM CDT reply actions  

THANKS FOR LETTING US KNOW!

I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.

by tehGrindCrusher on Aug 8, 2010 7:56 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Really?

The Panthers don’t have a proven QB, a proven 2nd wide receiver, or a proven defensive lineman, and their 2nd best defender is out for the season.

by krkenney on Aug 8, 2010 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

You left out

Steve Smith hasn’t fractured anything lately and is due……….

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Aug 8, 2010 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

If the Texans reach 10 wins...

…they’ll undoubtedly make the playoffs.

With their schedule, they’ll have to step over playoff contender after playoff contender to reach double-digit victories. Accordingly, those teams will have losses tacked on to their records courtesy of the Kirby Street Killers.

by carsonwayne on Aug 8, 2010 4:57 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

I sure hope everyone

Thinks as badly of Denver as you do. We’ll start 6-0 again. Seriously though … 31st ?? We upgraded the O & D lines, Simms is NOT or backup(9-7 w/o his horrid performance), O & D has 1 extra year in thier new systems, Cutler did AND will lead in INT’s (not a negative to loose him) & last but not least D.Thomas is a BEAST and I’ll take him and Decker over Marshall any day. 8-8 at worst … 10 n 6 if our O-Line stays healthy & plays respectable. Mark my words.

by Bronco79 on Aug 14, 2010 11:46 PM CDT reply actions  

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