Jerry Jones, "It was so bad, that it can't be that bad."

by Rip Jersey on Sep 1, 2010 9:00 PM CDT

Look out everyone...it's America's Team!

...speaking in true cowpukian, trying to put a spin on the beating the Cowpukes took at the hands of the Texans last Saturday, Jerrah repeated the same mantra that all pukes-fans have been spouting all week, thus proving that he reads the news and blogs. Jerrah went on to say that he "give(s) some credit to the fact that we’ve gone in playing vanilla on both sides of the ball." Hmmm... you might think he really believes that wasn't his team out their playing like that. If you saw the shot of Jerrah in the 4th quarter sitting in the stands sipping his gin-colored drank out of a water bottle with a look of Absolute disgust, you would have an idea of how he truly felt. "They out-everything’d us that you do in football..." as he added his own version of Texas-ism to his dispair. I was almost in awe of the man's down-home graciousness. But he couldn't leave well enough alone in his praise for the other team that just pasted his beloved Pukes, and so he had to add, "and we’ve got to be proud that that doesn’t happen to us and not expect it to happen to us when we get it for real and get it in a regular game." Ha! So, it wasn't for real, was it? The look on your face says otherwise, Jerrah. Keep talking Jerrah. You'll make the locker room billboard....for real!

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word to ya motha

Don't ask me! Ask Google, you dumb Yahoo!

by Andre4000 on Sep 1, 2010 11:09 PM CDT reply actions

YO, VIP, LET'S KICK IT...

GO TEXANS!!!!

Our time will come...

by Texanmaniac on Sep 2, 2010 5:38 AM CDT reply actions

Stop, collaborate, and listen....

I was surrounded by Cowbitch fans at the game. So you can imagine how much fun I had, at their exspense. But I was impressed that they would actually admit our stadium was much better than the ~~house~~ piece of shit Jerral built. They said everyone just watches game on that stupid screen, might as well stay home if that is the case.

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by CFHTim on Sep 2, 2010 8:41 AM CDT reply actions

OT -- sort of

Building on Rip’s request for a BRB t-shirt, does anyone know what ever happened to the BRB poster:

http://www.battleredblog.com/2008/4/5/22145/64412

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by Shake on Sep 2, 2010 9:01 AM CDT reply actions

A Jersey swamp-rat supporting a bayou-pissant. A match made in a cesspool.

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by robbo24 on Sep 2, 2010 10:41 AM CDT reply actions

There is some truth to it

The Cowboys have played a very “vanilla” game plan in the preseason. The playcalling was only a small part of their trouble though. They made countless stupid mistakes and inconsistent effort the whole night. I think we can beat them in our regular season game as well, but i’d be shocked if we ran over them as we did in in the preseason.

Also i’d add that although Dallas has certainly left the aggressive playcalling at home during the preseason, they still can’t out vanilla our defense and we managed to play pretty well in spite of it. “Vanilla playcalling” doesn’t require your team to play like dung, they Cowboys’ added their own interpretation for that.

by Bryan72076 on Sep 2, 2010 11:33 AM CDT reply actions