Happy Birthday, BFD!
Everyone send your birthday wishes to the legendary, and now 137 year old, Big Fat Drunk here.
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Mike Kerns
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Happy Birthday BFD!
Save some of that liver function for the season
I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Sep 1, 2010 12:37 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
A functioning liver at 137?
Impressive. Here’s to 138.
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Sep 1, 2010 12:37 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I got that from "Coming to America"
The Barbershop Scene where he is saying that Joe Louis was 137 years old.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVaYL_71CGk&feature=related
Classic shit.
Acchhhaaa!
What do you know about funny you bastards?
I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Sep 1, 2010 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions
it's says right here in my Texans 2010 yearbook
that Big Earl, aka Earl the Squirrel, aka Earl the Pearl, aka Earlseph, aka Earlwin….yeah that guy EMFM’s favorite move is Coming to America.
Don't ask me! Ask Google, you dumb Yahoo!
I was worried about what you where linking to
everything went far better then expected
Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
by nolander on Sep 1, 2010 12:46 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Happy Birthday!
May your beer be cold and your Metamucil delicious.
by ~Buck on Sep 1, 2010 12:47 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
137!
with that kind of longevity, you just might witness a Texans Superbowl victory:)
Happy birthday!
GO TEXANS!!!!
Our time will come...
by Texanmaniac on Sep 1, 2010 12:55 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Joyous birthday wishes...
Since after 100, every extra year after is far beyond just “happy”. And then…after tonight…get back to work!
by Fuzion on Sep 1, 2010 1:20 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Thanks, Mike :-)
Yep, and it’s the big 4-0. AARP, here I come!
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
Nah
MDC’s not that big.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
by bigfatdrunk on Sep 1, 2010 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
We need to get you on the show wipeout
Now that’s must see tv.
by AllenOU on Sep 1, 2010 1:43 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Wait a minute...trying to imagine this....ewwwwwww!!!!!
Happy Birthday bigolfatdrunk!
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
This is awesome
because it means I’m on top.
"MDC: Droppin' knowledge like a librarian with Parkinson's." --Jonathan Loesche
by MDC on Sep 2, 2010 9:12 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Happy Birthday!!!
40 is a good age!I Hope your day is wonderful and I hope you have many many more years to come!!
I would for sure make you a cake if I was closer! Not sure how well it would hold up in the mail.
by LisaK on Sep 1, 2010 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Just send him Internet Cake
He loves it.
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
The Cake is a lie
#hadtosayit
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Sep 1, 2010 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
No you didn't
I will be round soon enough to shank you. Don’t say you were not warned.
Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
i love Portal,
i will always rec a portal reference. portal 2 is almost here too (yea, im a dork, deal with it)
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
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Holy crap!
I can’t believe a female is actually brave enough to enter the comments section of this craphole!
It’s unpossible!
I, amongst many other of the core contributors at Stampede Blue, are officially boycotting the site due to the deplorable "leadership" of head blogger BigBlueShoe. We ask, but do not expect, support, from you, our fellow fans, regardless of your team affiliation. The ideals of fairness and respect that are the foundation of this great sport that we all love should not stop at the chalk on the boundaries of the gridiron, but should continue through to the fans and beyond. To show your support you may email dhalprin123@gmail.com at SBNation and respectfully ask for the removal of Brad Wells as head blogger of Stampede Blue. Thank You.
by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 2, 2010 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Rec'ed for the sig line
Wow, pud, that’s some statement. Nice guts.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
That's awesome!
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
Happy birthday
You pasty bastard.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com
by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 1, 2010 2:00 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 2 recs
haha! I find this very funny!
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
Happy Bday BFD
May you get bigger, fatter, and more drunk in the years the come.
Jacoby is my ghostwriter.
by Salad on Sep 1, 2010 2:12 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
happy birthday BFD
I bought you a cupcake and a case of beer but you took so long getting out to AZ that i ate your cupcake and drank all your beer sorry man.
"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!
by Taco Joe on Sep 1, 2010 2:30 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Happy B'day BFD
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
Happy birthday, BFD!
Ya big, bald, beautiful bastard.
"I like watching the old naked couple on public access...until the guy stands up, then it sux." ~ BFD
by LoneSpot on Sep 1, 2010 3:05 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I await drunken birthday rants
Nay, I demand drunken BFD birthday rants!
by grungedave on Sep 1, 2010 3:16 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
hey ol fatty bastard!
happy birthday guy. lol
"And Richie... you're still blocked on twitter." - David Anderson
http://www.twitter.com/doobieman21
by chrisd21 on Sep 1, 2010 3:52 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Happy Birthday, You Old Coot
You make bald, obese, alcoholism look slightly less repulsive.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Sep 1, 2010 3:57 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
That needs to be my epitaph.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
your theme song for the day should be.........
Jerry Reed – “East Bound and Down”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHZJej98_T0
"And Richie... you're still blocked on twitter." - David Anderson
http://www.twitter.com/doobieman21
Heh
I would go with El-P’s “The League of Extraordinary Nobodies.”
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
And yet again a player not good enough to play for another NFL team makes our roster as the starter!
Awesome sauce!!
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
by TexansForever on Sep 1, 2010 5:37 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Just kidding we love you!
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
by TexansForever on Sep 1, 2010 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Happy Zima Day!
I sent you a Seyton-exorcism, be sure to check ur mail! ;o)
by mckraut on Sep 1, 2010 5:53 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Your birthday present is in the mail
I sent you a check for $25,000. But I need you to immediately wire me back $5,000 when you bring it to the bank to deposit it.
Thanks in advance for being such a pal.
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
by Shake on Sep 1, 2010 6:02 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Happy Birthday
may the biggest forehead in the nfl break his ankle today in celebration of your big, fat, drunkeness
Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 1, 2010 6:27 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Happy Birthday!
It was your writing at that old blog that led me to this one. Thanks. And welcome to the 4-0 Club. Sadly, I’ll be leaving it in about 14 months.
Fucking Time.
by LedTexan on Sep 1, 2010 7:13 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Time is on my side
Yes it is!
I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Sep 1, 2010 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
BFD is just a lttle feller!!!
Happy birthday little man… When you get in the Old man club like me… All you need is a keg—- viagra back and that’s a PARTY son… and if it last more than 4 hours…to hell with a doctor….. call up some more women, man!!!
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
by TEXSON on Sep 1, 2010 9:00 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Happy Birthday, BFD
Drink long and prosper.
by BigTexBD on Sep 1, 2010 11:25 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Happy B-day BFD.
I was gonna have matt stevens roll by with some cake, but heard your home was not wheel chair friendly.
You are banned from Stampede Blue.
You can browse the blog, but you can't participate.
Hi CFHTim. You're trolling yet another SB Nation blog. Since you've been banned from several other SB Nation blogs, you don't get a warning. You get banned. If you want to get unbanned, email BBS and state your case for re-admission.
by CFHTim on Sep 2, 2010 8:34 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
..........
I, amongst many other of the core contributors at Stampede Blue, are officially boycotting the site due to the deplorable "leadership" of head blogger BigBlueShoe. We ask, but do not expect, support, from you, our fellow fans, regardless of your team affiliation. The ideals of fairness and respect that are the foundation of this great sport that we all love should not stop at the chalk on the boundaries of the gridiron, but should continue through to the fans and beyond. To show your support you may email dhalprin123@gmail.com at SBNation and respectfully ask for the removal of Brad Wells as head blogger of Stampede Blue. Thank You.
by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 2, 2010 2:36 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Happy happy happy birthday!
Hope it was a fun one and that you left enough Zima for the rest of the staff of BRB.
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