Tape Study: Colts 24, Texans 34 -- Amino Acid (I)
Welcome back to another exciting season of film study, Texans fans. If you're unaware of what these posts are about, I chart football games for Football Outsiders, and all that work goes into the stats you find in the book, such as how many rushers and passers a team sends, who was covering who, and so on. Last season I ran these at my own site, this season we're bumping up to BRB and I'm making .gifs and diagrams of the plays. If you're not yet used to these posts, you better start getting that way, because I'm bumping us up to two of them a week. One for each half.
Because I already know right now that I'm likely to spend the second half post talking almost exclusively about the run game, I am going to focus on the defense in this post. I talked about how Frank Bush tried to stop Peyton Manning last year earlier, and overall that game plan didn't change much. Bush did end up doing two of the things I suggested in that post in this half: Using the third-down line more often (until Connor Barwin hurt himself) and coming up with some creative formations. I was absolutely stunned that Bush actually ended up having guys stand up and going without the traditional four man front. This was the sort of creativity that people around here had been asking of him for awhile, and he finally delivered on it. In the Monday presser, Gary Kubiak (in reference to how having Barwin out hurt them) alluded to the fact that this specific package was actually solely made for this game. We've come a long way from vanilla, baby.
Behind the jump: The meaning of Amobi Okoye, the baptism (by speed) of Kareem Jackson, a look at the two and three down linemen packages, and a quick note about the passing offense. 56 K Warning in effect.
This was the best half Amobi Okoye has played since 2007.
Most Texans fans expected Mario Williams and Antonio Smith to get pressure, especially after hearing how banged up the Colts' offensive line was coming into the game. I don't think many people expected Amobi Okoye to also be leading that charge. I know one person who explicitly didn't, in fact.
But Okoye showed up on the film as a big difference maker. I'm skipping the broken record joke, but Okoye has a history of showing up when the competition is at its lowest. Colts guard Jamey Richard, making his first start, would appear to be another example of that. Here's an example of a play that makes you think that was the case:
On the other hand, there is this play, where he draws a holding call by Jeff Saturday (assuming this is actually on Brown, since he's the holder) by being EXTREMELY quick off the snap count. This is something new.
It wasn't just him beating the inside guys either; he shed a Ryan Diem block on a draw to tackle Joseph Addai on a draw. He chased down someone who went beyond the line of scrimmage from behind. Not once did you think that he'd disappeared from this half. And that's a huge key behind the Texans revving and holding the Colts to just ten first half points and forcing three early punts. Last year? The Texans had the Colts punt just five total times. Between both games.
It's way too early in the season (and Richard was bad, too) to say if this is the start of something really good, but it sure was nice to see a disruptive interior presence on this team while Shaun Cody continues to do little but require a blocker to keep him honest.
Ice Kareem melts if you leave him out too long.
I was pretty high on Jackson coming into this game, as he'd really gone untested in the preseason and came away with a pick. I left this half thinking that charting the preseason was a waste of my time.
A lot of people would use the phrase "picking on" here. As in, "The Colts picked on Jackson," but I don't think that accurately tells the story. The Colts' entire gameplan seemed to be based on exploiting Jackson early and often. Brice McCain's man was targeted twice, Glover Quin's was targeted four times, and Jackson's was targeted eleven times. Fortunately for both Jackson and the Texans, Colts wide receiver Pierre Garcon seemed hell-bent on not catching anything thrown his way, no matter how easy of a catch it should've been. For example:
Add it all up, and Jackson was the recipient of three gift drops by Garcon, a miscommunication by Manning and Garcon on the route to run, and the Anthony Gonzalez sideline catch that he had his foot on the line for. If you're looking for the lone silver lining in the first half, here it is:
Of course, facing the Colts and Peyton Manning isn't exactly easy pickings for a rookie, and I'm not about to bury him in the junkheap next to DeMarcus Faggins or anything, but this was a pretty inauspicious start.
One-two....two? That's all?
I don't want to get too hyperbolic in praising Frank Bush here. Basically he took this:
And turned it into this:
The game hadn't changed, so to speak. The same players were on the field, the same basic tenets applied to the vanilla. There were no corner blitzes, there were no six man blitzes, no safeties came. It was just a different look for Manning. I liked the design, and I thought it was a pretty nifty trick to put something else into Manning's head. It worked really well on one play, but it worked because Williams and Smith both beat their men, not specifically because of the design of the blitz:
They used this set for six plays--this sack, a 8 yard dumpoff pass to Addai when Mario beat Charlie Johnson on the edge, the 19 yard TD pass to Wayne that is the kind of throw only Manning would be able to make, the 22 yard pass to Wayne in the middle of a zone, the Bernard Pollard pick thrown out of bounds, and a seven yard pass that happened because Glover Quin got picked off his defender by Dallas Clark. Overall, the results seemed pretty consistent with the regular plays they ran, but they got a pressure and a sack out of it in the first half. Hard to call that anything but a success.
Jakespeare and the ancient art of motorcycle maintenance.
Certain blogosphere types might have you believe that the Texans passing game "played scared" or some other form of bullshit. Let me put that notion to rest: When a team completes three straight 20+ yard passes down the field to get its first touchdown, it didn't play poorly at all. Matt Schaub wound up with pedestrian final numbers, but that was the result of three factors:
1) The Texans' offensive line looked flat out ugly pass blocking. Duane Brown got beat multiple times, Eric Winston got beat once by Mathis, Clint Session came on a gut blitz unblocked and forced a terrible throw.
2) Matt Schaub, for all his strengths as a quarterback, doesn't have the best deep ball in the world. If he gets a little more air on his play-action bomb to Kevin Walter or the go-route to Andre Johnson in the fourth quarter, that's two TDs. Instead, he got a pass interference penalty (which doesn't help his stats) and an incompletion (although Johnson probably should've still caught the ball.)
3) Drops. Hate to give fuel to the few individuals here that dislike Jacoby Jones, but dropping that perfectly placed touchdown in the end zone was a killer. He had another drop on 3rd and 10 to end the Texans' second drive. Of course, he added a good punt return and a nice sideline catch as well, but those miscues were both killers and cost the Texans at least four points.
I certainly thought the Texans would do more passing yesterday, but that was because I didn't anticipate that they'd jump out to that same early lead again. The defense was amazing in the first half (and especially the first quarter). I did advocate before the game that I thought the Texans would need to be even in the turnover battle to have a chance, and between Schaub's interception and the poor pass blocking of the offensive line, I'm not surprised at all that the run game was prominently involved to keep turnovers down. I don't think any of us expected THAT much success though.
We'll delve into the running game's success and more, next time on Sick Sad World Tape Study.
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Awesome, as always
I love the line on Mario’s sack, from L to R: Cody, Smith, blitzing Ryans who runs a delayed blitz mini-stunt between Cody and Smith, Okoye (the only one not to meet at the QB), and Mario on the R. I gotta say: Bush not only added some ketchup, but he threw in a little mustard AND, dare I say, celery salt?
If something like this play worked so well against Payton, it’d be a damn shame if we scrap-heaped a design like this.
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It looked like Shaun Cody didn't know
what he was supposed to do in that play. If it wasn’t for Ryans blitzing, Cody would’ve ended up on the turf.
"F**k you motherf**ker!"
-Bernard Pollard-
Frank Bush
Discovered ketchup, and the world will never be the same.
by JimboTexan on Sep 14, 2010 10:17 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Changed ketchup to Chipotle sauce.
Smoked Bison Burger with grilled jalapenos and chipotle sauce.
/drools
"F**k you motherf**ker!"
-Bernard Pollard-
by Jordann on Sep 14, 2010 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Too hungry...to respond...to comments.
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by riversmccown on Sep 14, 2010 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions
nice but lik most people i am on to the next opponet
i wonder are we going to have a spy for mcnabb this week. also redskins will do alot more running then indy so i hope our d-line does not just rush up the filed like they did agiant the saints in preseason. pretty sure we will be back to our base defense this game which mean X-man will be out there.
One more thing
On Addai’s run above, the thing that most disturbs me on the play is Wilson’s complete whiff. Aside from the fumble, Wilson was pretty much a ghost the entire game and recorded only one tackle and three assists. As the FS against Peighton, he should’ve had bigger numbers.
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I don't think the blame should've been on Wilson.
Im not sure where he was in the start of the play but he came flying out of nowhere! Where was Pollard in this play? You can also see Diles taking a bad angle and completely missing Addai. He should’ve just kept Addai in front of him like Ryans.
"F**k you motherf**ker!"
-Bernard Pollard-
It really doesn't matter if you come out of nowhere
If you only get a finger on the guy.
Watching it again, Cody was being held. Bigtime.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 14, 2010 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions
Noticed a lot of holding by the Colts
And I was in the end zone. IIRC, they didn’t receive a single holding call. Guess the refs figured it was only fair since the Colts o-line was getting abused so badly. Had to even things out a bit?
Q: If losses by fewer than 7 points are 3 times more likely than blowout losses to cause Tim to get blindingly drunk, do you take the over or the under on the number of Scott appearances as 3.5?
TexansDC: False. You can’t get drunk from Coors Light.
I definitely marked more than a couple
“Can’t believe this wasn’t holdings”
On both sides.
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by riversmccown on Sep 14, 2010 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Chalk that up to the new Umpire spot
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by distant_texans_fan on Sep 14, 2010 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
True.
If we had a better safety, he would’ve made the tackle.
UGH.
"F**k you motherf**ker!"
-Bernard Pollard-
I was just suing the word
because I saw all the cool kids doing it. I don’t really know what it mean =/
"F**k you motherf**ker!"
-Bernard Pollard-
You're too young to know that word, Jimbo.
Go play outside.
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No one knows what a safety is ....
therefore we don’t have or need one
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 14, 2010 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Ask Dan Orlousy
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by distant_texans_fan on Sep 14, 2010 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wilson is always a ghost when we play the Colts though
Read: Safety help over top for Wayne.
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by riversmccown on Sep 14, 2010 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions
Was Diles really as good as he looked in that game?
Or was that more a result of Manning attacking the holes in the zone?
On the run-game post, would like to hear your thoughts on why running plays with Leach in were succesful (read: murderous) as opposed to the Cowboys (i think) game.
I don't recall ever singling out Diles for praise while charting the first half.
He was making most of the obvious tackles, although he took a few poor routes. Not bad, certainly, but he wasn’t making a lot of plays.
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by riversmccown on Sep 14, 2010 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions
so you're saying
he played well…. for a 7th round draft pick?
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by texanphil on Sep 14, 2010 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Haven't you heard the good news?
Zac Diles is sabermetrics football made flesh, value incarnate, and the annointed king of seventh round draft picks. Rejoice, my brother, for we are saved from the spendthrift horrors of talent.
Marques Colston would like to have a word with you
Also, Dorin Dickerson is looking forward to ripping that title from him as well
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Sep 16, 2010 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions
say rivers is their a way i can start something like this but for the team we play the follwing weeks.
I ask this because i want to know how trent willams did for the skins. He is a rookie and just wanted to give people tapes on the teams we play. Please let me know. also we have some speed receiver coming into this next game who are pretty short themselves so do our corners have a chance?
of course with my OU addiction i have watched lots of trent williams
here is the skinny
guy is a flat out stud. he excels at run blocking and really excels as a blocker down field. the weakness right now is fast edge rushers. he will get better with time, but spencer and ware seemed to be able to get around him quickly. i think after a year of seasoning, he will be a top 10 to top 5 LT in this league. but i think this sunday mario is going to tear him a new one. but the guy can run block and has a chance to keep mario out of some running plays. He is also extremely versatile, playing RT, LT, C, and LG while at OU, primarily playing RT in 2008 for sammy B and that great offense. guy runs like a 4.68 40 or something so watching him block down field really is fun……… but he aint seen anything like mario before
Williams was burned repeatedly by Ware
But, like Kareem against Manning, not really fair.
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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 14, 2010 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions
yeah i agree
guy is a rookie and not a TRUE LT, but in that scheme he will be ok over time.
but mario and smith SHOULD eat his lunch
Not really....
Ware only had 1 sack, 2 hits, and a few pressures…..Ware was okay (I thought he would dominate on a Freeney level), but Williams did a better job of handling the speed than I thought. There are weaknesses in his game though……
"Lord, beer me strength."
I agree.
I’ve blotted most of the Sunday Night Suckfest from my memory, but I thought Allen would get repeatedly burned by Ware and he didn’t. It happened a couple of times, but WAs line problems weren’t coming from Allen. The guy looked for-real to me. (And it’s hard for me to praise Sooners, too.)
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It already eats about 2 hours a quarter to make these posts. Not to mention writing them.
Doing my best to preview each weeks game at SBNH, but there will definitely be no tape on the other team in there.
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by riversmccown on Sep 14, 2010 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions
i know you are a busy man that is why i said teach me how you do it and i could do one on the other team.
got nothing but time over considering i am a stay at home husband for now.
Well
There are a lot of ways to hook your computer to your TV to record; I’ve never tried those.
I just burn the game from my DVR/DVD combo, dump the DVD contents on my computer, edit, and go.
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by riversmccown on Sep 14, 2010 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I think he's asking about the game charting stuff - if there's an "instruction book"
on how FO guys do it. How they mark plays, tally things up, etc.
Still no official NFL game recordings for you guys? Maybe one day the Outsiders will be inside enough to get it. It certainly looks like more of a possibility than say, five years ago.
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They did speak with Aiello
So, maybe some day soon. Not looking good now though.
Instructions are on the sheets they send us. Although the sheets aren’t usually out until Tuesday/Wednesday. I rigged up a skeleton spreadsheet that has the main parts I’m looking for so I could do this early (and the preseason). If anyone wants to give it a go I’d be willing to send that plus the charting explanations (not sure if FO wants the real thing being sent out since they deliberately hide the charting site.)
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by riversmccown on Sep 14, 2010 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I hope you guys will get it.
All the angles (line cams etc) would be great for the “cause”. I doubt it too, though, in the age of “Turn Back The Clock” Goodell. For being such a marketing-driven machine, the NFL is certainly suspicious of its fans.
Of course they are talking to you. That’s better than the early days of this stuff in baseball. You’d get fungoed for even thinking to ask for data. Of course baseball, well, you can’t really hide anything.
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How funny you should want to talk about Trent Williams
You should stick around tomorrow…..
/teaser
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Cell phone warning required as well?
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by riversmccown on Sep 14, 2010 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Agree, Jackson was a little of a let down.
Hopefully alot of it had to do with facing maining . He looks a little grabby in coverage, I am afraid he will get some b.s. pass interferance calls at times during the season.
All things considered
I didn’t feel like our secondary was any worse than last year. Rather Jackson stumble now and learn from his mistakes when they don’t cost him or us anything.
I think it's better
For the fact that we don’t have Dunta lunging at people’s ankles out there.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 15, 2010 4:19 AM CDT up reply actions
Penetration.
A lot of it. That’s what I saw from Amobi during the game and that’s what im seeing here. He was about as disruptive to Manning as Antonio Smith was to Connor Barwin’s progression.(Too early? Nah.)
But for real though. If it wasn’t for Antonio Smith occupying two blockers, Amino would’ve been the same Amino that Tim hated.
The secondary would’ve been worse if our Dline wasn’t hassling Manning.
"F**k you motherf**ker!"
-Bernard Pollard-
The Only Question Is...
Do I create the “tim hates amobi okoye” tag now, or do I wait another day or two?
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
The cascade starts at Shaun Cody, not Antonio Smith.
IMO.
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by riversmccown on Sep 14, 2010 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions
I have to disagree.
Of course we’ve got one “real” game, but Okoye has seemed to turn a corner to me. No, I’m not rushing out to buy stock, the T-Shirt and the commemorative mug, but this is the best I’ve ever seen him in terms of one good/decent play after another. He merely has to be a good, not great, DT to make Mario and Co. devastating.
I’ve said this before. When we drafted him he was literally a kid. A big one, I grant you, but a kid. And it’s been said a million times, the NFL is a man’s league. I think he’s toughened up and become a man in a man’s game. Sounds trite and sportscasterish, but sometimes these things are literally true. We can’t quantify it, so it won’t go on a game chart, but that doesn’t mean it’s not real. My money is on Amobi turning the corner – for the cash if nothing else.
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For the record
I agree with this, and have defended Okoye in the past against the angry hordes like of Tim and bfd for the same reason.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 15, 2010 4:20 AM CDT up reply actions
Fun read
Great work as always, Rivers.
There are people that STILL don’t like Jacoby Jones? I honestly thought he was in danger of getting cut before his excellent offseason (not this past one but the previous) but even I can see the strides he’s made. Sure, he’s going to scare us once in a while still but he’s a different player than he was in his first two years.
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by HoustonDiehards on Sep 14, 2010 11:29 AM CDT reply actions
im with you on thinking he was gonna be cut
but now im glad he has stepped up at least a little. he will always drop balls imo, but if the yards per catch stays at 12-15 ill take it
its also great to win a fantasy game with the second lowest point total in the league for the week, and to NOT have my QB raped by a long haired pretty boy. tough break
The raping of Kolb
Definitely cost me a loss in 2 different leagues. Its a shame too… Hope he recovers well.
The U of H alum in me hopes he does...
The Michael VIck hater in me hopes he does, too…
by Mike Kerns on Sep 14, 2010 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
goo'd
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by distant_texans_fan on Sep 14, 2010 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, only one really.
But he’s pretty vocal about it. And I’m sure there are some people who share his views.
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by riversmccown on Sep 14, 2010 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Jacoby is just such a douchebag asshole diva jerkface
I bet he makes sexual jokes on blogs and stuff. I wouldn’t want my 8 year old to see him.
PS blogs have no journalistic integrity, regardless of how much excellent analysis they do.
Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
by nolander on Sep 14, 2010 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
That's what I've always thought, too.
And I write some of that analysis. (It’s debatable excellence I leave to others.)
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*rubs hands together for second half post*
vonte leach is my hero. he demoralized the LB core of the Colts with his knee bucklin’ blocks. but from what i hear, it took a lot out of him. personally i don’t like arian carrying the ball 30+ times a game. i much prefer 20 to 25, with steve getting 10-15. i also like getting leach outta there on 2 and long, or 3rd and long. we GOTTA keep the running game fresh in order for the playaction to be a serious danger to other teams week in and week out.
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On that one long dominating drive in the third q
Leach hurt his neck…and I was thinking then they should rest him a little. Had the same thoughts about Arian as well.
We really don't though
We had no run threat last year and the PA game was still outstanding.
If Leach is as fragile as you say, that would explain a lot about last year. He could’ve been saving himself.
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by riversmccown on Sep 14, 2010 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions
i agree, but....
i think it could be better. for us, (especially in long routes to AJ) that read is made at the line of scrimmage, depending on if that safety over the top is playing low (near the line of scrimmage) or high (off the ball over the top) if we can get teams to commit 8 in the box, we will DESTROY them with playaction over the top to Andre. i love running, but i wish we do the bulk in the second half as a tool to keep the ball, manage the clock, and demoralize the other team.
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I'd feel better about that statement
If Schaub had a better deep arm.
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by riversmccown on Sep 14, 2010 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Off topic, but...
@JasonLaCanfora: #Jets DT Kris Jenkins tore his ACL and is out for season #NFL
Somewhere, Chris Myers is smiling…
by Mike Kerns on Sep 14, 2010 11:49 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
That is a wonderful thing for us
Poor Jenkins though, I love watching guys like him and the dude is on the Bob Sanders career path.
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by riversmccown on Sep 14, 2010 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Has anyone said
What the verdict is on the Sanders injury yet?
he practiced with the team yesterday.
so i think he’ll be okay.
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Not sure what it means
but I heard that his jersey is going to be altered slightly.

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by MDC on Sep 14, 2010 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
He stole Deion's hersey? I mean, jersey?
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banned!
for talking about my man crush PRIMETIME.

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I wish I had that medallion. I really do.
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Tends to happen to big men doesn't it?
I know it does in basketball(I won’t name names for you poor houstonians sake).
Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
Clippers too
Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
Careful, nolander
You don’t want to get that Chinese hate mail I get…it’s funny, but gets old real fucking fast.
You ever notice the lack of a little envelope icon by my nym on TDS?
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Nice, Xiane
Nah, I say bring it on. Converting their emails to English using basic internet translators gets kind of fun.
If Amobi had tackled Addai in the backfield....
I’d have done a backflip. Still, l love seeing the GIFs of him getting off the ball so quickly. He and Mario had two of their best games….in franchise history?
"Lord, beer me strength."
my favortie part is the picture of antonio...
the Disruptacon, looks like he dressed as the Ninja Assassin. seriously rivers, your work is a great asset to the BRB, you deserve a piece of my kitkat bar.
Don't ask me! Ask Google, you dumb Yahoo!
kris jenkins
probably will retire after this. was the only guy i liked on the jets, but at least chris meyers can keep sand out of his vagina now when we play the jets
hope WE have satisfied the injury goods at least
Chris Meyers...
looked like he was playing with a chip on his shoulder vs. the colts. dude was pushing the line, i think he wants to make people forget what we remember him most for.
Don't ask me! Ask Google, you dumb Yahoo!
myers plays well...
when others play well around him. When Studdard and Caldwell were thrown in the G position last season after Pitts and Briesel went down, Myers game tanked. Now that the guard play has picked up considerably, Myers looks solid in the middle.
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by H-town Fanatic on Sep 14, 2010 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Meyers...
played with a high ankle sprain for the majority of the season last year. Also, Winston said they are mixing up the OL play calling this year and it’s going to keep the defense alot more honest.
Don't ask me! Ask Google, you dumb Yahoo!
random thought.
i like spelling it DiSrUpTiCoN because it looks cooler. lol
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He's 12 and what is this?
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by riversmccown on Sep 14, 2010 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions
whut it do....
FAT BOY! lmfaooooooooooooooooooo!
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Jordann you would look cute on this! Fits you perfectly!

by LisaK on Sep 15, 2010 3:34 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Did you steal that from Trindon?
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by HoustonTransplant on Sep 15, 2010 4:42 AM CDT up reply actions
they can start a gang!

lol
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by chrisd21 on Sep 15, 2010 6:52 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
That would be a pretty scary Gang!
Who needs a defense when we can send those two out on their cute little bikes! Peyton would just give up and hand the ball right over to them. Then Jordann could secure it in Trindon’s basket and they could peddle it across the endzone!
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for quoting BBS.
-2 for reading BBS. (I guess I gotta be guilty there, too, huh?)
He has likely retained the services of an attorney since you failed to credit him. Good luck.
Excellent article, btw, as always.
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by riversmccown on Sep 14, 2010 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions
That's insulting to dickbags everywhere!
Right, Bryan?!
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by MDC on Sep 14, 2010 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Great breakdown
I’m just glad to see there is a bigger loser than me on these boards. Awesome analysis, my man.
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So on the Matthis sack...
Do you attribute that to a flat-out Winston-fail? It was on a three-man rush. It looked almost as if Winston didn’t expect Schaub to step up in the pocket, and he was diverting his man in front of him.
Pass-blocking definitely looked shaky. Hope we can keep their ends honest next time with some good early running.
As far as FO's rulebook is concerned
That’s a Winston-fail.
As far as I’m concerned, Freeney gets partial credit (what do we call this, a 1/4 credit?) for making Schaub step up in the first place, but you can’t lose your man like Winston did on that play.
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by riversmccown on Sep 15, 2010 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions

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