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Bleach Social: Where You Watching Texans-Redskins?

The first installment of this series wasn't met with complete and utter disdain, so I figured I'd give it another go, especially since the Texans are on the road this week, which could mean more fans (especially in Houston) are out and about watching the game on Sunday.

Thus, let us know where you'll be watching Texans-Redskins on Sunday. Remember, this is one of those all too rare, glorious late afternoon (3:15 p.m. CDT) starts, so we can all enjoy the early game before THE ONLY GAME IN THE ENTIRE NFL THAT REALLY MATTERS begins.

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Since the game is at 3:15, I’ll have at least three hours to get all drunk and happy before the Texans fuckstomp McNabb and the ’Skins. I really, really hope that someone takes out McNabb in this game (looking at you, Bernard!).

/which means I’m all ears for ideas on where to meet up

by grungedave on Sep 15, 2010 3:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Same (for ideas)

That is if Tim isn’t anchoring me to my desk as a good luck charm for open thread posting.

by riversmccown on Sep 15, 2010 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I vote that you keep making the open thread every quarter.

Just pick a bar with WiFi and take your laptop!

"Fuck you motherfucker!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Sep 15, 2010 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Actually, I do believe we'll have Kernsie handling the threads.

Was just kidding, Tim would never tie me to a desk.

He prefers chairs in closets.

by riversmccown on Sep 15, 2010 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

In Tim's closet?

So you work with the infamous oompa loompa costume close to you?

I would feel honored!

"Fuck you motherfucker!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Sep 15, 2010 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

=O

"Fuck you motherfucker!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Sep 15, 2010 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna need a moment

Be back in 30 seconds.

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 15, 2010 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're not forgiven!

/cracks out the whip

hahahha

"Fuck you motherfucker!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Sep 15, 2010 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wont forgive you but...

will punish you diligently till you are truly sorry Lisa..

I am tattooing a picture of Jacobi Jones to my Mannschaft, Because it loves to go deep and always does a dance in the end...zone!
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Sep 15, 2010 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

AHAHAH nice! LMAO!!

are you going to borrow Jordann’s whip?

by LisaK on Sep 15, 2010 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Borrow Jordann's

sweet heart i got my own whips, handcuffs, and paddles, and bondage tape… no need to borrow…

I am tattooing a picture of Jacobi Jones to my Mannschaft, Because it loves to go deep and always does a dance in the end...zone!
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Sep 15, 2010 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh boy! lol

Looks like its not such a good idea to come watch football in flag! But then again there are witnesses that if I disappear know who to blame! hahaha Im gonna send BFD the meeting info and location that way they know! haha

by LisaK on Sep 15, 2010 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

As my wife tells me often

I ain’t gonna touch this.

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 15, 2010 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Dude. Seriously?!

I feel ya.
/empathy

Q: If losses by fewer than 7 points are 3 times more likely than blowout losses to cause Tim to get blindingly drunk, do you take the over or the under on the number of Scott appearances as 3.5?

TexansDC: False. You can’t get drunk from Coors Light.

by LoneSpot on Sep 15, 2010 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh my

almost fainted from the sudden…nevermind

I am Sancho

by HoustonTransplant on Sep 15, 2010 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

lisa you are a dirty woman

and I’m lovin it… Come up to flag this weeken

I am tattooing a picture of Jacobi Jones to my Mannschaft, Because it loves to go deep and always does a dance in the end...zone!
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Sep 16, 2010 12:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

I will be up there the weekend after this one! Its the RUT!!!!!

I wanna go scouting for elk Im staying at a friends cabin in williams! I was drawn for the late hunt in December but I want to hear the males bugling!! Its so exciting!!

by LisaK on Sep 16, 2010 1:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

I just had a dirty image thanx..

well if you come into flag on sun come watch the cowbitch game with me @ grannys so we can taunt all the fans

I am tattooing a picture of Jacobi Jones to my Mannschaft, Because it loves to go deep and always does a dance in the end...zone!
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Sep 16, 2010 2:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

ahhh, we really have something in common, now!

I was picked for an elk hunt in New Mexico in Oct. We’ll have to compare stories later….

I dub the Colts....Unforgiven!

by Rip Jersey on Sep 16, 2010 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

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Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Sep 16, 2010 7:54 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

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If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Sep 16, 2010 8:34 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

If Lisa Starts A Texans Website

BRB shall go the way of DGDB&D.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Sep 16, 2010 7:55 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

OH MY!

Now THIS is my kind of woman….meaning you Lisa….well I’ll take the one in the pic too, but the fact a woman posted this just caused my head to esplode!

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Sep 19, 2010 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha funny!

thats me in the pic too that was confirmed by a fellow fan I met at the texans cards pre-season game.

by LisaK on Sep 21, 2010 3:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Now you've done it....

I won’t be able to sleep tonight.

/heads for the shower
/turns water on coldest setting

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Sep 22, 2010 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

wait? which pic are you talking about ?

LOL Im talking my profile pic! not the bed one! I wouldn’t post a pic of me like that in a public place! lol I may be a bit wild but Im not without a little class. hahaha!!!!

by LisaK on Sep 23, 2010 1:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

This is just me....

but who said the bed one was without class? In my opinion it is tastefully done.

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Sep 23, 2010 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

The game is at 3:15?

Oh sweet! I don’t have to call in at work to catch the game!

"Fuck you motherfucker!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Sep 15, 2010 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

granny's closet

in flagstaff az. Lol any out my way are welcome to join for the 1315 hrs game… Damn I can’t wait for the rest of you to “fall back”

I am tattooing a picture of Jacobi Jones to my Mannschaft, Because it loves to go deep and always does a dance in the end...zone!
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Sep 15, 2010 3:22 PM CDT reply actions  

At home

Splitscreen with the Seahawks/Broncos game

Split Seahawks/Texans fan. Don't like it? Don't care.

by .Bonzo on Sep 15, 2010 3:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow

And if you want something to fire you up, check out this garbage:
http://www.sbnation.com/2010/9/15/1690205/nfl-power-rankings-week-1-saints-raiders

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 15, 2010 3:26 PM CDT reply actions  

I love that 4 losers are ahead of us

That’s just top notch stuff.

I know the Texans have something to prove, but that just proves why power rankings don’t work if losing doesn’t mean more than winning.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 15, 2010 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Meh

I don’t have a problem with power rankings being biased towards preseason picks early. Anything can happen on one Sunday.

When you get to Week 5 or so, and you’re still doing it, then I have a problem with them.

by riversmccown on Sep 15, 2010 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

They don’t really matter in the grand scheme of things anyway.

It’s not like this is College Football.

by Vega on Sep 16, 2010 7:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

I chimed in right under you BFD. What a pole-smoking douchenozzle.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU

by TexansForever on Sep 15, 2010 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh come on

I’m not ready to rank us ahead of he colts after one game. Rivers hit it on the head, you can’t overreact to one game.

Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

by nolander on Sep 15, 2010 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

^ This

Hell, the Denver Broncos (circa 2009) think that Week 8 is still far too early to power rank the teams.

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Sep 15, 2010 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

While power rankings hold no real meaning....

how could any argue that the Cowboys or Jets should be ranked higher than the Texans after the past month of offensive futility?

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 15, 2010 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

The mainstream media

Because they blow all 8 different types of goat

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Sep 15, 2010 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

(I have proof.)

"MDC: Droppin' knowledge like a librarian with Parkinson's." --Jonathan Loesche

by MDC on Sep 16, 2010 9:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

Because they can't drop them that quickly

after blowing them for so long and so hard. Jets should have dropped more.

Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

by nolander on Sep 15, 2010 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

By that token, we're only 2-3 in our last five games.

How can you argue that we should be taken seriously?!!??! SUB .500!!! TYPICAL TEXANS!!!

by riversmccown on Sep 16, 2010 1:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

sir I do not count preseason games.

it is like I have heard only old fools and noobs predict the weather in houston

I am tattooing a picture of Jacobi Jones to my Mannschaft, Because it loves to go deep and always does a dance in the end...zone!
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Sep 16, 2010 2:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

How can you not be ready to rank us ahead of a team WE BEAT??

The only explanation is that you are factoring in their REPUTATION and record from last year.

Only thing is…..NONE of those count in 2010.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU

by TexansForever on Sep 15, 2010 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed! Total BS!!!

just give em a few more games like this last sunday and they will be eating their words off a poo stained floor!

by LisaK on Sep 15, 2010 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

WTF?! Bondage and scatalogical humor?!

Takes me back to the DGDB&D days.
/waxes nostalgic

Q: If losses by fewer than 7 points are 3 times more likely than blowout losses to cause Tim to get blindingly drunk, do you take the over or the under on the number of Scott appearances as 3.5?

TexansDC: False. You can’t get drunk from Coors Light.

by LoneSpot on Sep 15, 2010 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

The total pakage!

lmao I’ve got it all how do you think I survive hanging out with guys? If you can’t beat em join em!

by LisaK on Sep 15, 2010 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't you miss Stacey and Foomey bickering.

You can almost cut the sexual tension with a rusty chainsaw.

"Fuck you motherfucker!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Sep 16, 2010 5:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

As always...

in my apartment in Innsbruck, Austria. Good luck finding another Texan fan here…

by Scruffy The Janitor on Sep 15, 2010 3:45 PM CDT reply actions  

That settles it

I’m coming out to visit. I heard they have beer there.

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 15, 2010 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

and skiing

and ski bunnies

I dub the Colts....Unforgiven!

by Rip Jersey on Sep 15, 2010 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

How did you end up being a Texans fan anyway?

Just curious, because Austria is a loooong way from Texas.

"Fuck you motherfucker!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Sep 15, 2010 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Born Houstonian...

but moved here when I was 5.
@ BFD: If you would come here solely to drink beer you find it worth the trip.
Just a few miles south of munich, bavaria… oktoberfest,
If you EVER get the chance, drink Augustiner Bräu or Tegernseer Bier!
If you don’t like it send me the bill

by Scruffy The Janitor on Sep 15, 2010 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I took class with several Austrians

Seriously, is there a hot-ness requirement for the women there? I loved my trip to Hungary for that very reason.

My paternal grandfather’s family is from that area of Germany, so I’m going to make it out there one day.

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 15, 2010 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

i was blown away by the women in Austria

I want to go back and maybe hop on a train and travel around eastern Europe

"Well, at least our players kept their helmets on, so that showed some intelligence"-Bob McNair

by papabear on Sep 18, 2010 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh man.

Im taking that trip with BFD. Oh man.

"Fuck you motherfucker!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Sep 15, 2010 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sweet, I'm ordering a gross of the stuff.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU

by TexansForever on Sep 15, 2010 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ich liebe Oesterreich

Was denkst du — weisst der BFD, dass Oesterreich und Deutschland anders sind?

by clarky1661 on Sep 15, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Jawuhl

However, I think the family is from Traunstein or somewhere in that neighborhood, which, of course, is right near Austria. In the 1900 Galveston flood, a lot of the family records were lost, so there’s some confusion to the exact place.

Actually, looking at the map, I think it was closer to Bad Tolz.

And, yes, I had to look up anders sind. I’ve forgotten most of the German he taught me. My Czech, sadly, is non-existent today.

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 15, 2010 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also

Today would’ve been Grandpa’s 94th birthday. I must drink a Shiner in his honor (though, oddly, he liked his Shiner completely flat).

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 15, 2010 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Props for the name

I’m a human, and you’re janitorial equipment.

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 15, 2010 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Scruffy

can i sleep on your sofa? I wanna come back to austria..

I am tattooing a picture of Jacobi Jones to my Mannschaft, Because it loves to go deep and always does a dance in the end...zone!
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Sep 15, 2010 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

At home.

I’ll probably miss the first quarter because I get off work around 12:30

"Fuck you motherfucker!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Sep 15, 2010 3:46 PM CDT reply actions  

My condolences man, I hate missing even parts of games

? Did you hear what Reggie Wayne said to Bonecrusher that brought out FUMF bombs? It sounded like “Keep your hands in bounds” (my best guess). That was a clean play in 2 hand touch. Wayne showed his inner cowardice and was fitting icing on the cake for the asswhipping the Texans gave the Colts.

It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are due to get to the big dance...Go Texans!!!!!

by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 15, 2010 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah I heard.

Funny thing was in the first quarter when Pollard went for the ball even if it was already out of bounds, Wayne still pushed him. Im thinking that’s how the whole thing started.

"Fuck you motherfucker!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Sep 15, 2010 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

OK I rewatched the 1st qtr and yeah Pollard caught that pass at the sideline

and was well out of bounds on his way down when Wayne gave him a shove in the back. Unnecessary but he could argue that he pushed him to insure that BP landed out of bounds. No call neccessary. Looked like no words were exchanged. The very next play was the penalty on Quin for the helmet-to-helmet on Reggie over the middle.

My question is could you make out the words that Wayne said immediately before BP spun around and FUMF’ed him twice?

It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are due to get to the big dance...Go Texans!!!!!

by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 15, 2010 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

All i heard was .....

get your ass out of bounds!!! FUMF, FUMF

Wayne said something right after the out of bounds part but bernards yelling drowned out wayne’s voice

Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 15, 2010 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thx NSN

Will the Texans finally use a premium draft pick on a Safety next year?

It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are due to get to the big dance...Go Texans!!!!!

by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 15, 2010 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why?

We don’t need one. Just like we wont need a planetoid DT.

Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 16, 2010 12:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

Apparently we didn't need to use a #2 on a RB, but Kubiak broke form and did

Actually I was just poking fun at your BRB name

It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are due to get to the big dance...Go Texans!!!!!

by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 16, 2010 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

At FedEx Field

In my Boselli jersey (yea, old school), enjoying my first NFL game with a couple of friends. Stoked to have Deep Steel and Battle Red up in my neck of the woods for the first time!

Schaub fan since 2002

by PMWiley on Sep 15, 2010 3:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Congrats!

You’re gonna have tons of fun man. Just don’t get hog tied by the redskin fans.

Yes, I can see the irony there.

"Fuck you motherfucker!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Sep 15, 2010 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

So jealous.

I couldn’t finagle tickets. However, I’ve had very few opportunities to watch games from the comfort of my own home over the past few years, so I’m looking forward to sitting on my couch and polishing off a case of PBR. Represent us well!

by Nashmeister on Sep 15, 2010 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

amen

i was lucky enough to have a friend of my parents who is a Skins STH give me the tickets…cant wait to see our boys live

by TexanPA on Sep 15, 2010 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, about 15 rows back

On the 100 level behind the Texans on the 35 yard line.

by Karsh on Sep 15, 2010 3:58 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

FedEx Field

First NFL game, bought a blue DeMeco jersey cause I figured wear the battle red Mario one would blend in to much

by wkittinger on Sep 15, 2010 4:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Looks Like There Will Be A BRB Presence At The Game

Between the people in this thread and those in this FanPost.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Sep 15, 2010 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm so stoked

Thanks for linking Tim!

I am Sancho

by HoustonTransplant on Sep 15, 2010 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

No Problem

Hope some or all of you can get together before, during, or after the game. Texans fans need to stick together, especially in hostile environments.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Sep 15, 2010 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Redskins fans

Can be a bit hostile towards “enemy” fans at home. I think it probably has something to do with the 10 year waiting list they have on season tickets, they just about have to wait for someone to die of old age to purchase season tickets…

I actually had the opportunity to visit the old RFK stadium before the team moved and still have a clump of grass I ninja’d when no one was looking and have it pressed in an encyclopedia now for the sake of nostalgia.

by Bryan72076 on Sep 15, 2010 4:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Their hostility is direct relation to their proximity to Congress.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU

by TexansForever on Sep 15, 2010 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

hey, hey, hey...DC isn't the Northeast

Oh, were you talking, the NE quad of Washington DC?

I dub the Colts....Unforgiven!

by Rip Jersey on Sep 15, 2010 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Foggy Bottom ftw

And Falls Church in is the hizzy.

I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 16, 2010 12:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'll be

watching it on my ipad with directv sunday ticket to go while on an RV on its way to Texas. Probably somewhere in Florida at the time.

Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed

by DaGoaT on Sep 15, 2010 4:56 PM CDT reply actions  

At the stadium

yeah baby

Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

by nolander on Sep 15, 2010 5:05 PM CDT reply actions  

If my cable fails at the start of game like last week I am headed to the nearest bar.

By the way, Texans moved from 17 to 12 in the power rankings.

http://www.nationalfootballpost.com/NFP-Power-Rankings-2519.html

He’s always open. He catches a lot of balls. He’s un-guardable, no matter how old he is

by WarWolf on Sep 15, 2010 6:11 PM CDT reply actions  

ESPN has the Texans at #7, up from #14

It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are due to get to the big dance...Go Texans!!!!!

by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 15, 2010 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Brunswick, Ga

Toucans Ale House

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.

by Remember the Alamo on Sep 15, 2010 6:29 PM CDT reply actions  

3:15 start?

Good, I’ll be on my way home from work when to game starts, so I’ll be watching this game from my room, plus I might grab a pizza on the way home as well

I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.

by The Night Owl on Sep 15, 2010 6:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Good for you!

You rarely get to catch the early games, right?

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 15, 2010 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, I watch the games regardless

It’s just that I’m stuck at work during them, & when I can’t watch them, I listen to the game on the radio

I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.

by The Night Owl on Sep 15, 2010 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

going back to last year’s routine, hit up the store for cinnammon rolls, come on back to the house, light a certain plant on fire and scream yell bitch cry moan at my TV. feels great to have a week off! can’t wait till next week. mike, tim, texas-brocos, seriously, txt me your lot #‘s so that way i can come by! i wanna get pics of all u guys for the cowboys game.
it’s gonna be historic you know.
minus well mark the occasion right?

"If i wasn't a gentleman, i'd punch you square in the mouth!!!!" - Arthur Spooner
http://www.twitter.com/chrisdogan

by chrisd21 on Sep 15, 2010 7:33 PM CDT reply actions  

At home with my rommates

yelling and celebrating. BTW does anyone know for a good spot for the cowgirls for week 3? I don’t know of any places In austin that favor the Texans over the southern oklahoma turds.

Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 15, 2010 8:16 PM CDT reply actions  

BFD's house.

"Fuck you motherfucker!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Sep 15, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Great do you have the address?

Mapquest time !!

Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 15, 2010 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Contact me off-blog

My name at gmail.com.

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 15, 2010 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pluckers at 183/Burnet

I typically go there for games I’m not going to. They always reserve one of the big screens + audio for the Texans.

by dschneider1 on Sep 15, 2010 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rec'ed

Give ’em hell!

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 15, 2010 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Goo'd

Q: If losses by fewer than 7 points are 3 times more likely than blowout losses to cause Tim to get blindingly drunk, do you take the over or the under on the number of Scott appearances as 3.5?

TexansDC: False. You can’t get drunk from Coors Light.

by LoneSpot on Sep 15, 2010 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll be here in Austin...

watching the game through BFD’s window while hiding in his bushes as usual. On a side note…BFD I did not like the shirt you were wearing today.

I, amongst many other of the core contributors at Battle Red Blog, are officially boycotting the site due to the deplorable "leadership" of head blogger Tim. We ask, but do not expect, support, from you, our fellow fans, regardless of your team affiliation. Were doing this because Tim tried to touch us all in inappropriate ways and didn't even offer to buy us dinner. Tim needs to be taught that NO means NO. To show your support you may email dhalprin123@gmail.com at SBNation and respectfully ask for the removal of Tim as head blogger of Battle Red Blog. Thank You. Also, we ask that BFD work on his hygiene.

by Salad on Sep 15, 2010 9:57 PM CDT reply actions  

I wasn't wearing a shirt

Those were my boobs.

See message to NSN above.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 15, 2010 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Redzone

A bar in downtown San Diego. There might be one other Texans fan there…..but I doubt it.

I play real sports...Not try to be the best at exercising.

by wescox10 on Sep 15, 2010 10:44 PM CDT reply actions  

I'll be watching on a beautiful 82" Mitsubishi DLP.....

It is, however, unfortunate that I will be stationed 30 ft from it……at work. The good thing is company policy allows us to wear jerseys on Sundays, though.

"It's the sport of kings....better than diamond rings.....football."

by Christopher H on Sep 15, 2010 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thats key

I still only have a Slaton jersey. I need to get with it.

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by wescox10 on Sep 16, 2010 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Redzone?

Is it owned by Comcast? Because if it’s not, that place has one hell of a cease and desist post coming.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Sep 16, 2010 8:01 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Naw...

Just a local sportsbar downtown. Its pretty nice though and they have hooked up ESPN 3 for College ball. Great food too, I’d give anything to be watching the game in a Houston bar though.

I play real sports...Not try to be the best at exercising.

by wescox10 on Sep 16, 2010 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

You do work for comcast.

THE DEVIL!

"Fuck you motherfucker!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Sep 17, 2010 2:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ski Lodge

Name for the hangar where the LoneSpot bus is kept and site of epic SB parties. Pregame meeting to discuss tailgating logistics in preparation for the southern oklahoma game. Then watching the Texans fuckstomp some indians (feather, not dot) on a 20’ projection screen. So, basically roughin’ it.

/tears of joy

Q: If losses by fewer than 7 points are 3 times more likely than blowout losses to cause Tim to get blindingly drunk, do you take the over or the under on the number of Scott appearances as 3.5?

TexansDC: False. You can’t get drunk from Coors Light.

by LoneSpot on Sep 15, 2010 11:39 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

lol @ feather not dot.....

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by chrisd21 on Sep 17, 2010 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

rec'd for "feather, not dot"

…and eagerly anticipating the 75-80 replies discussing, at length, whether or not we should be hand-wringing over whether someone might be offended.

by DilloTex on Sep 17, 2010 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Welcome!

May you have a long and distinguished posting history here.

I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 16, 2010 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

Goo'n the BRB virgins

Our little form of ritualistic hazing

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Sep 16, 2010 8:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

OHHHH....

very special!

/wait, I think I’m starting to sound like some perverted stalker
/OK, I’ll own up to the perverted part

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Sep 22, 2010 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

No worries!

Maybe I like it! hahahahaha =)

by LisaK on Sep 23, 2010 1:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

Welcome man

You are banned from Stampede Blue.
You can browse the blog, but you can't participate.

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by CFHTim on Sep 16, 2010 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

Welcome, Flazka

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Sep 16, 2010 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

As usual

I will be watching the game from my house. It starts at 1130 pm here. Ugh.

I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 16, 2010 12:41 AM CDT reply actions  

So despite all the racy talk and gemutlichkeit there's still no clue for an actual spot in Houston.

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by Xiane on Sep 16, 2010 12:45 AM CDT reply actions  

You know we plan these things but it never really pans out!

It’s always a last minute thing.

"Fuck you motherfucker!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Sep 16, 2010 5:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

In the FLA as always

In my living room. Alone. With beer. And baby oil.

Wait, are we still talking about football?

by Vega on Sep 16, 2010 7:26 AM CDT reply actions  

I feel like you do these posts

simply so I will have to admit to being in Little Rock.

I’m on to your game, Timothy.

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by MDC on Sep 16, 2010 9:36 AM CDT reply actions  

Never admit....

Chewbacca defense

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by CFHTim on Sep 16, 2010 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Ha ha!

Arkansas!

Ha ha!

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by Xiane on Sep 16, 2010 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know!

What a dilsmack.

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by bigfatdrunk on Sep 16, 2010 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

dammit!!

100+ comments and LisaK p*rn and no one has suggested a single bar in Houston yet?!?!? F————-k!!

by grungedave on Sep 16, 2010 10:29 AM CDT reply actions  

I Suggest

Cheerz or the Wet Spot.

I won’t be there, mind you (family in from out of town, so I’ll likely be watching in Katy), but now there’s been a suggestion.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Sep 16, 2010 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

hey that wasn't me!

just A pick i posted im not a hooker lol =)

by LisaK on Sep 22, 2010 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anyone in Victoria area ?

Mostly cowbitch fans down here, so I watch at home. But down to venture out of the house if any other Texan fans down there.

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by CFHTim on Sep 16, 2010 11:05 AM CDT reply actions  

this game is too damn important to watch from anywhere else THAN home.

i gotta send my good vibes thru the TV and meditate and whatnot. and for all those who don’t think it helps…
last week of the season baby. that was all me.
and my cinnamon rolls.

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by chrisd21 on Sep 17, 2010 11:51 AM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Aaaaaahhhh... CINnamon roooolls.....

/mouth waters
/stirs
/sniffs; detects no cinnamon roll odor
/goes back to sleep

by DilloTex on Sep 17, 2010 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

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