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NFL Week Two Preview & BRB Pick 'Em Extravaganza

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Week One has come and gone, so now it's time to see which teams can be consistent. Last season, there were eight teams who started 2-0. Five of those eight went on to the playoffs, and sixteen teams know that a 2-0 start could help their playoff chances tremendously. Through Battle Red tinted glasses, let's take a look at the rest of the league's Week Two plans.

After the jump, we'll also get an update on BRB's 50-player Pick 'Em League. Who dominated the others with their genius? Who made the gutsiest pick of the week? Who truly believed in the Houston Texans? You'll have to read on to find out.

 

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Pittsburgh Steelers @ Tennessee Titans (Sunday 09/19 @ Noon Central)
I definitely didn't expect both of these teams to notch a "W" on Sunday, but they both did. Tennessee rode a fantastic offensive performance over the Raiders while Pittsburgh got down n' dirty on defense to snuff out the Falcons. The Steelers and Titans have had some tough games over the past decade, and this will be another tight one. Seeing how the Steelers performed better against a better opponent, I have to pick them here to beat the Titans. As a Texans fan, there's also a side of me that hopes the Steelers win. Steelers win 19-17

Tampa Bay Buccaneers @ Carolina Panthers
Last week, Tampa Bay struggled a bit with Cleveland, while Carolina put up a fight against a tough Giants team. Carolina managed to force a few turnovers, block some kicks, and cause havoc out there at times. I think they can do enough to confuse the young Bucs while the Carolina ground attack does just enough to win the game. Panthers win 22-13

Kansas City Chiefs @ Cleveland Browns
Coming off an emotional and gutsy win, the Chiefs head to Cleveland to take on the winless Browns. This may be a returner's game as Javier Arenas and Dexter McCluster take on Joshua Cribbs. While I want to go with the Browns in their home opener, I saw too much speed from the Chiefs to pick against them here, especially against the Browns. The Chiefs win behind their defense and special teams. Chiefs win 20-13

Miami Dolphins @ Minnesota Vikings
I thought the Dolphins would win big last week...oops! Minnesota struggled early but settled in against the Saints. The Vikings defense should be in Chad Henne's face all day and force some turnovers while the Vikings should be able to get their offense going. I'll take the Vikings to win in a raucous dome environment. Vikings win 27-17

Arizona Cardinals @ Atlanta Falcons
Arizona struggled against the Rams while Atlanta lost in overtime to a third-string quarterback. For all the hype of a dynamic Atlanta offense, they struggled. I do believe that Arizona can put up yards and points on Atlanta's secondary, but the Falcons should get their offense right against a Cardinals defense that struggled against a rookie quarterback. Falcons win 24-16

Philadelphia Eagles @ Detroit Lions
Coming off a heart-breaking loss, the Lions open at home with a better team than that city has seen in a long, long, long, long, long time. However, they're not playing with Matthew Stafford. I can't see game-manager Shaun Hill beating an aggressive Philadelphia defense. Whether it is Michael Vick or Kevin Kolb, the Eagles should be able to win this game. Eagles win 30-17

Chicago Bears @ Dallas Cowboys
Chicago won on a bad NFL rule while the Cowboys emptied a machine gun into their feet last week. Both teams share a similar problem of putting up yards without scoring points. With the game in Arlington, I think the Cowboys should manage a win, but this team doesn't look like the Super Bowl contender the media would lead you to believe they are. Cowboys win 16-13

Baltimore Ravens @ Cincinnati Bengals
The Ravens played a tough, physical brand of football on the short week while the Bengals came out of the gate slow. The short week and physical battle are making me lean Cincinnati's way, but the Bengals defense did not inspire any confidence last Sunday. I'll take the Ravens to continue their defensive ways and win another game. Ravens win 34-20

Buffalo Bills @ Green Bay Packers
Packers. Blowout. Next. Packers win 38-10

St. Louis Rams @ Oakland Raiders (Sunday 9/19 @ 3:05 PM Central)
I picked the Raiders as an ultimate sleeper team and was rewarded for my faith with a terrible performance. I'm not picking the Raiders again anytime soon. The Rams, behind impressive rookie QB Sam Bradford, should be able to take this from the Raiders. Rams win 20-17

Seattle Seahawks @ Denver Broncos
The Seahawks surprised many last week and rewarded their fans with a big season-opening win. Now, they go home to a Denver team that, for all intents and purposes, did not look good in week one. Seattle was able to spread the defense and throw the ball around while forcing the Niners into mistakes last week. I think the Seahawks can do the same against Denver and pull out another "shocking" win. Seahawks win 24-19

Houston Texans @ Washington Redskins (Sunday 9/19 @ 3:15 PM Central)
Denver South versus Denver East. Gary Kubiak takes on his mentor, Mikey-Wan Shanobi. Both teams are also coming off of big season opening wins over divisional opponents. A lot of similar things here, but the Texans are the more talented team so I'm going to stick with the good guys. Texans win 27-17

New England Patriots @ New York Jets
Did you see the Jets last week? They set offensive football back 100 years. It was brutal. It was ugly. They have a defense, but if you can't score a touchdown, then you're not going to be picked. I'll take the Patriots to dial up a defense to harass Mark Sanchez, and score a touchdown which could likely be more than enough. Patriots win 23-9

Jacksonville Jaguars @ San Diego Chargers
I'm a big subscriber to the theory of slow starts for San Diego. I also believe that this team isn't as talented as it has been in years past. The Chiefs won because they were able to harass Philip Rivers at critical points in last Monday's game. Last Sunday, Aaron Kampman and Tyson Alualu led a disruptive effort of their own against Denver while David Garrard passed for three touchdowns. I'm taking the Jaguars on the upset, even though 2-0 Jacksonville wouldn't help us, because I believe they can run a similar, disruptive effort against San Diego, plus Maurice Jones-Drew should be able to handle the load offensively. Jaguars win 23-20

New York Giants @ Indianapolis Colts (Sunday 9/19 @ 7:20 PM Central)
The Giants possess a team capable of playing a physical brand of football. They have Ahmad Bradshaw and Brandon Jacobs to pound the ball, while their defense is coming off a five takeaway performance against the Panthers. Last week, the Colts got punched in the mouth and weren't able to respond. This is a tough game to predict since I know Peyton Manning and team have probably had a tough practice week to get things in line for the home opener. Since they are at home and rarely lose two consecutive regular season games when they try, I'm taking Indianapolis, but I'm not as confident in the Colts as I normally would be. Colts win 34-27

New Orleans Saints @ San Francisco 49ers (Monday 9/20 @ 7:30 PM Central)
After last week's performance, I don't know if I can pick the Niners. They certainly are more talented than their Seattle beatdown showed, but I still don't see them as capable of beating the Saints. Who Dat Winner? Saints Dat Winner. Saints win 31-13


BRB's Pick 'Em League Update:

First off, I'm glad and appreciative that we have a full league. Fifty players is going to make for a lot of fun. With 100% of the players turning in both their picks and confidence points, it was anyone's game. As I said, the prize is that the week's winner (and starting next week, the overall leaders) will get praise here. I'll do it for both the points leader and picks leader even though points matter most here. Before I praise him, I'm just going to call him (and the other 4 guys who did it too) out for picking against the Texans. C'mon man!

Onto the praise...Week One is typically the hardest to pick. You know very little about the teams, so most prognosticators end up whiffing around .500 for picks. However, there was one man who keenly picked up the smallest details. There was one man who analyzed facts so well. There was one man from the great city of San Antonio who outhought everyone in the league that he placed among the best on Yahoo!'s entire Pick 'Em users. That man is the incredible SATexan, and his Cake (his "team" name) is the truth.

SATexan, the pride of the great city of San Antonio I assume because of the "SA," was two games better than his nearest competitors and went an incredible 14-2 last week. Out of a possible 136 points, SATexan scored 122 and thoroughly whipped the rest of the league by a margin ranging from 12 to 70 points, which will happen when you put up the best record. He was untouchable and a man among children. For this week, SATexan was quite simply better than 49 other Battle Red Bloggers, and he is better than you. Bask in his intelligence and bow to the wonder that is the BRB Pick 'Em Week One winner and overall leader...SATexan.

"Should've Put Money On It" Game of the Week: Saints over Vikings and Texans over Colts - 45 people each correctly picked this game.

"We Know Nothing" Game of the Week:
Seahawks over 49ers - 46 people missed this game.

Sippin' On Battle Red Drank (16 confidence points on Houston): PapaBear, NoSafetiesNeeded, Distant_Texans_Fan, Shake, DilloTex, RED56, Leacheatsbabies, and WhiskeyR.

The Intestinal Fortitude Award (Most confidence points on the biggest upset): tehGrindCrusher who put 16(!) confidence points on 4.5 point underdog Kansas City to beat the Chargers. For additional perspective on the gutsyness of the pick, only 6% of all Yahoo Pick 'Em users picked the Chiefs.

BRBer with the best record:
SATexan 14-2
BRBer with the most points: SATexan 122 (of 136)

Remember, Pick 'Em players: Picks are due 5 minutes before kick-off, so don't forget to get them and your confidence points in. Also, I'm open to ideas for other "weekly awards" so feel free to offer suggestions.

Chime in with your league thoughts below. Congrats to SATexan on his Week One dominance! Go Texans! Enjoy Week Two everyone! 

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Haha

I thought about Misguided pick and worst pick set, but I didn’t wanna come across as douchey. However, if your comment got enough recs, I’d give it a go…a little ribbing ain’t ever hurt anyone.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 16, 2010 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ya

I guess, particularly if the weekly loser were a lurker or something, that would be more douchy and less fun. If the weekly loser was a regular commenter/author at BRB, though, it’d be funny to shame and name them.

by killtacular on Sep 16, 2010 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

well i guess you could laugh at me since i came dead last.

so pissed cuz i did the confidence points backwards, that would be he only reason i think.

by southpaw70 on Sep 16, 2010 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

9-7 was my record.

i will try and do much better this week i promise. damn confiedence points.

by southpaw70 on Sep 17, 2010 7:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yep, the rating system got you.

I think I was .500

I dub the Colts....Unforgiven!

by Rip Jersey on Sep 17, 2010 8:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

heh

Before I made that comment I went back to look at who did worst. And so it was like 1) well, this is a regular commenter person, so LOL, but 2) he had a really good w/l record, so he must have just screwed the confidence points up. And while it is funny to laugh at people for getting the directions wrong, its more funny to laugh at people who are just dumb at what we are actually talking about, and unfortunately, you didn’t really make that cut :).

by killtacular on Sep 17, 2010 1:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well looks like we got enough support on it.....

Worst Pick Set Award it is…and I know exactly what to call it.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 17, 2010 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

Is it...

The Southpaw at his finest award? Or the Taco Joe goes misogynist?

I am tattooing a picture of Jacobi Jones to my Mannschaft, Because it loves to go deep and always does a dance in the end...zone!
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Sep 17, 2010 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

No to both

But It’s pretty appropriate, at least I think so.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 17, 2010 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

crap.

did i miss out on this too? is it too late to join? i’ll just be a week behind…

"If i wasn't a gentleman, i'd punch you square in the mouth!!!!" - Arthur Spooner
http://www.twitter.com/chrisdogan

by chrisd21 on Sep 16, 2010 5:49 PM CDT reply actions  

yea

me too… I’m fine with 0-16! lol

by TexansPride on Sep 16, 2010 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah, sorry Chris and TP

The cap on a league is 50 (I only knew once it was rejecting people). It’s definitely not too late to start another pick ‘em league (either straight up or against the spread to give it a twist)…just an idea since there’s no space.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 16, 2010 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

just fyi

if you do this again next year or whatever, the BSU blog I read ran into a similar problem with yahoo, and switched over to officefootballpool.com, which is accomodating (so far) at least 135 of us.

by killtacular on Sep 16, 2010 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sippin' on Battle Red Drank...

Not me baby, I’m GUZZLING that stuff… Veek! Veek!

For a prize can we at least get another photographic submission from LisaK?

by DilloTex on Sep 16, 2010 6:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Can we talk about awful whiffs too?

Because for some reason I had 16 points on the 49ers winning, and 15 on the wrong side of the Tampa-Cleveland game.

by cubic on Sep 16, 2010 7:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Thanks for the praise DC

Even if all you really know about me is that I probably live in San Antonio. Hopefully you have to write about me more often.

by SATexan on Sep 16, 2010 7:59 PM CDT reply actions  

As Mike Singletary said after the Seattle game....

Thanks for kicking our behinds.

If you’re gonna keep winning then I’m hoping I see more comments…the more I know, the more ammo I got for these praisings. (which goes for everyone really).

I did have someone say that if you put up another 12+ win week that I should release your picks for betting purposes, haha.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 16, 2010 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, I do go to college in San Antonio. So you're right about that

You could go peruse old posts of mine. I’ve been here a long time, I just don’t post much.

by SATexan on Sep 16, 2010 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Forgive me if I've asked this before

But which college in San Antonio?

I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 17, 2010 1:34 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

No shit!

TU Class of ’95 right here. Where are you living?

I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 17, 2010 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha wow

I live in Thomas. Set to graduate in ’13.

by SATexan on Sep 17, 2010 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thomas corners rule.

I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 18, 2010 12:40 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I sign the internet release form for BRB

if i happen to come in first or last u can go ahead and say whatever about me, dont comment much so u can take the liberty to make stuff up lol. takes alot for me to get offended online cause its not like u know me personally.

by ketchuppants7 on Sep 17, 2010 9:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Eh, I'm in the bottom 10

All my upset picks were wrong, other than the Seahawks pick.

Split Seahawks/Texans fan. Don't like it? Don't care.

by .Bonzo on Sep 16, 2010 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

And of course,

The completely blind Houston pick

Split Seahawks/Texans fan. Don't like it? Don't care.

by .Bonzo on Sep 16, 2010 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Actually, just for the record

Is that what he actually did for his entrance, or is it just a good photoshop?

A Texas Wannabe, born and raised in New Zealand. Currently located 7539 miles South west of Houston.

by distant_texans_fan on Sep 16, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

That would be the entrance

The Ninja Assassin/Disrupticon

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 16, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Awesome

A Texas Wannabe, born and raised in New Zealand. Currently located 7539 miles South west of Houston.

by distant_texans_fan on Sep 16, 2010 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

But at least this one has a different angle & zoom.

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Sep 17, 2010 8:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I’d seen it being over-used.

A Texas Wannabe, born and raised in New Zealand. Currently located 7539 miles South west of Houston.

by distant_texans_fan on Sep 17, 2010 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

denver will win

SEA is a touch overrated and no humity

okay i have cerebral palsy arthris and chronic fatigue as well i have a great life and loveing folks some days are better than other days i got a make-a-wish in 2001 and saw my favorite team the broncos it was the trip of a lifetime i wish everyone couild have gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that okay but i bleed organ and bule for my mnr fans but i bleed orange and blue denver will rise again resident broncos fan for every blog resident broncos for stampede bule thanks shvd98z24 real name jeremy woodard nettleton high class of 02 yes i am a raider

by j-man on Sep 16, 2010 10:17 PM CDT reply actions  

*off topic* my new favorite player (almost)

antonio smith on why he shouldn’t be fined on wearing the “ninja mask”:

aw yeah that’s what a ninja assassin like myself wear in cold weather. i was feelin’ a lil’ chilly… so i had to put it on to warm up!

"If i wasn't a gentleman, i'd punch you square in the mouth!!!!" - Arthur Spooner
http://www.twitter.com/chrisdogan

by chrisd21 on Sep 16, 2010 10:36 PM CDT reply actions  

He's okay

If he can shuck McNabb for three dirtnaps, he’ll have reached the top…that is unless the dactyl can go endzone four times!

I dub the Colts....Unforgiven!

by Rip Jersey on Sep 16, 2010 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

The dactyl will now remove....

your head from the rest of your body for doubting his abilities.

Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 17, 2010 1:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

the guy is hilarious.

"If i wasn't a gentleman, i'd punch you square in the mouth!!!!" - Arthur Spooner
http://www.twitter.com/chrisdogan

by chrisd21 on Sep 17, 2010 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

Is there an award for this?

I picked the Colts on the pick’em league. The day before the game, I changed my mind and picked the Texans to win (even put a score prediction on my blog). But forgot to change it in the goddamned pick’em league.

Nominations for the name of this award should include the word “Wonderlic.”

by HoustonDiehards on Sep 17, 2010 12:07 AM CDT reply actions  

I was wondering why you were one of the Colts pickers…when you had changed it to a Texans pick.

Heh, the VY Award of Excellent Decision Making.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 17, 2010 12:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think you need to rename that Intestinal Fortitude Award

to the Rex Grossman Memorial “F*** It, I’m Going Deep” Award

I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.

by The Night Owl on Sep 17, 2010 1:01 AM CDT reply actions   2 recs

I have a system.

I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com

by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 17, 2010 1:36 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Brilliant.

and Agreed.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 17, 2010 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

I kinda have to admit I didn't do too bad in terms of picking games right

It was in the going with the “looks good on paper” picks such as San Diego, San Francisco, etc, and assigning them way more confidence points than they (hindsight) deserved.

Dumbest pick of the week for me was Cincinnati over New England. Watching the highlights of that game just made my stomach turn knowing how dumb a pick it was.

by Fuzion on Sep 17, 2010 1:50 AM CDT reply actions  

I picked Okland over Ten

I wanted to pick Tenn but my hands wont let me touch meth

I am tattooing a picture of Jacobi Jones to my Mannschaft, Because it loves to go deep and always does a dance in the end...zone!
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Sep 17, 2010 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

and never, ever

pick the BE-SFs or the team from southern oklahoma.

"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK

by texanphil on Sep 17, 2010 8:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed

All the way

Ill be sippin, shootin, chuggin the red drank all season long

by RED56 on Sep 17, 2010 5:55 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I should follow your example shake...

In fact from here on out… i am your padawon

I am tattooing a picture of Jacobi Jones to my Mannschaft, Because it loves to go deep and always does a dance in the end...zone!
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Sep 17, 2010 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I actually only had to switch

my Green Bay Pick with the Texans pick

I am tattooing a picture of Jacobi Jones to my Mannschaft, Because it loves to go deep and always does a dance in the end...zone!
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Sep 17, 2010 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thank you. I feel the same

I’ll never pick the Methheads or the Oklahoma Vanilla’s. TEXANS ftw all season long.

Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 17, 2010 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

G**d*** Jets!

Their f***ed up one point loss kept me from having 120 points (only two behind Cake). And Buffalo and St. Louis, lousy m*****f***ing 5 point losses…

not that I’m competitive or anything.

Houston Texans Number One

by jaws on Sep 17, 2010 8:31 AM CDT reply actions  

sorry bro

You have no one to blame but yourself.for those picks

Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

by nolander on Sep 17, 2010 7:08 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

the Raiders make everyone look good

There’s no way VY scores 17 points v. the Steelers.

Rapelisburger didn’t play defense for them.

38-6 Steelers.

"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK

by texanphil on Sep 17, 2010 8:57 AM CDT reply actions  

VY trips on Palomalu's Head and Shoulders Volume Enhanced Hair and suffers a violent ankle dislocation?

Awesome…..but I prefer that when we beat them, they have no excuse to throw back at us. I want Vy and CJ healthy and ready to go for our games.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU

by TexansForever on Sep 17, 2010 9:32 AM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

surprised this week

only 13% taking Steelers over BESF’s. Their D is still there.

I am Sancho

by HoustonTransplant on Sep 17, 2010 5:10 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm surprised that they're favorites by like 5 points

I’d put money on the Steelers in that case.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 17, 2010 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Me too

A Texas Wannabe, born and raised in New Zealand. Currently located 7539 miles South west of Houston.

by distant_texans_fan on Sep 18, 2010 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

A little late

but here’s ESPN’s week 2 picks….their week 1 records at the bottom and most of the BRB pickers beat them. Kudos to everyone for doin a good job.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/picks

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 18, 2010 6:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Whoa!

Shefter is way out there this week…

I dub the Redskins....Shanny-cest!

by Rip Jersey on Sep 18, 2010 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Looks like he has picked all the upsets

So next week he can go, “Oh Boy! I picked it!” Then everyone else can go, yeah, you got one, but whiffed on the other 8 upset picks.

A Texas Wannabe, born and raised in New Zealand. Currently located 7539 miles South west of Houston.

by distant_texans_fan on Sep 19, 2010 12:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not so sure...

The Skins can even score 17 points. This might be the first shut out of the season… Texans 31-0

by SBond on Sep 19, 2010 11:12 AM CDT reply actions  

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