Gentle jerkwads, 

Sorry this comes so quickly as to not allow you to change your plans for the game, but the news came just as quickly to me. I shall be attending the 360 Sports Lounge @ Washington to perform in what is being dubbed "in-game commentary" by 1560's own David Nuño. I have it on good terms that Mssr. Raheel Ramzanali will also be in attendance. You can listen live at your own peril; I've yet to be given a concrete time slot, just assured of the time I need to arrive by. I'll update this post if it gets clearer before I leave.

I will do my best not to embarrass the blog. The worst case scenario is I'm still better than the ABC 13 Twitter, right? Right.

Edit: According to a nasty rumor on the Internet, Rivers will be on at 7:30, so listen in.  Also, purple monkey dishwasher. - bfd