BRB's Comcastic Red Zone Review: Texans v. Redskins

by Tim on Sep 20, 2010 9:35 PM CDT in Comcast Sponsored Posts

The Post-Game Breakdown will be up sometime tomorrow, likely in the early or middle of the evening. Until then, a quick look at how your Houston Texans fared in the red zone yesterday in our nation's capital:

Trips to Red Zone: 3
Scores in Red Zone: 3 (TD by Jacoby Jones, TD by Kevin Walter, FG by Neil Rackers)
Red Zone Efficiency: 100%

Naturally, these numbers don't tell anything close to the entire tale of what transpired yesterday. Because there's no stat for "Andre Johnson Makes Texans Fans Weep With Joy" and/or "Gary Kubiak Makes Texans Fans Consider Wandering Into Traffic."

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Question

Do you take a shower immediately after you post each of these? Or is it just not worth the effort….

by DisplacedTexan on Sep 20, 2010 9:54 PM CDT reply actions

Not Really A Shower

It’s more of a whore’s bath.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Sep 20, 2010 10:25 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions

That sounds like something Costanza would do....

I dub the Redskins....Shanny-cest!

by Rip Jersey on Sep 20, 2010 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions

CO-STAN-ZA

"Fuck you motherfucker!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Sep 21, 2010 12:58 AM CDT up reply actions

Question

What kind of bear is best?
That’s a ridiculous question.
False. Black Bear.
Well that’s debatable, there are basically two schools of thought..
Fact: Bears eat beets.
Oh..
Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica!

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by Salad on Sep 20, 2010 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

I'll have what he's having....

I dub the Redskins....Shanny-cest!

by Rip Jersey on Sep 20, 2010 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions

I second that,

but I still gotta drive home.

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Sep 21, 2010 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions

I am proud to announce there is a new addition to the Martin family.

She’s hypoallergenic, she doesn’t struggle when you try to dress her, she’s a third generation show-cat, her father was in Meet the Parents. Needless to say she was very, very expensive.

How much?

Seven thousand dollars…

For a cat? I could get you a kid for that!

by strokin_stros on Sep 21, 2010 12:55 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

Seven Grand for a Cat??!!

you’re nuts

A Texas Wannabe, born and raised in New Zealand. Currently located 7539 miles South west of Houston.

by distant_texans_fan on Sep 21, 2010 1:46 AM CDT up reply actions

I hope you are quoting some comedy I don't know

A Texas Wannabe, born and raised in New Zealand. Currently located 7539 miles South west of Houston.

by distant_texans_fan on Sep 21, 2010 1:46 AM CDT up reply actions

Spoiler Alert

The Office

"Foster - Texan for Score!" ~ Rip Jersey

by LoneSpot on Sep 21, 2010 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions

Is that still on?

I haven’t watched it since it first came on….

I dub the Redskins....Shanny-cest!

by Rip Jersey on Sep 21, 2010 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions

Yes

"Foster - Texan for Score!" ~ Rip Jersey

by LoneSpot on Sep 21, 2010 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions

Strokin' and Salad frequent the same bar, me thinks....

I dub the Redskins....Shanny-cest!

by Rip Jersey on Sep 21, 2010 9:39 AM CDT up reply actions

guilty

after last week, im living in bars to keep the ol’ blood pressure down…

gotta love the office

by strokin_stros on Sep 21, 2010 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions

The Office reference

always gets a rec’d from me

"Fuck you motherfucker!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Sep 21, 2010 12:59 AM CDT up reply actions

The red zone has been better so far this season.

Yeah…

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 20, 2010 10:58 PM CDT reply actions

Okay TDC, aren't you the one that keeps telling us it's too early to start counting chickens?

I dub the Redskins....Shanny-cest!

by Rip Jersey on Sep 20, 2010 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions

I never said that...

Back-to-back weeks of 100% in the red zone looks pretty good to me.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 21, 2010 1:15 AM CDT up reply actions

100% Scoring != 100% TD's

"Foster - Texan for Score!" ~ Rip Jersey

by LoneSpot on Sep 21, 2010 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions

100% inside the red zone?

Wow. I could get used to this.

"Fuck you motherfucker!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Sep 21, 2010 1:00 AM CDT reply actions

100% Scoring != 100% TD's

"Foster - Texan for Score!" ~ Rip Jersey

by LoneSpot on Sep 21, 2010 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions

I'm still trying to figure out...

…what happened to Turk’s yellow shoes?

by SubCrim on Sep 21, 2010 2:00 AM CDT reply actions

TD's in the RedZone is what counts...

why are we counting field goals as anything more than unacceptable.

Don't ask me! Ask Google, you dumb Yahoo!

by Andre4000 on Sep 21, 2010 10:14 AM CDT reply actions

Well, we could scream about that FG...

but the red zone FG was the one in overtime…that won the game…

Is it still unacceptable?

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 21, 2010 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions

obviously

Ducking looser

Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

by nolander on Sep 21, 2010 7:26 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions

Excuse me!

Cardinal fan here. I wish my team only had winning FGs to complain about. Our wheels are falling off after Warner walked into the sunset. Enjoy the ride as long as it lasts. I have a felling we may be rebuilding our coaching staff if things don’t turn around soon. It almost looks as if Warner was a field General after all.
Again, enjoy the ride, you never know. It may even end at the SB. It happened to us.

by AZ retiree on Sep 21, 2010 3:34 PM CDT reply actions