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NFL Week Three Preview & BRB Pick 'Em Extravaganza

Well, how's this for parity:  There are eight 0-2 teams, sixteen 1-1 teams, and eight 2-0 teams. On the league docket, there's two games between unbeatens, a game where someone will get their first win, and five games where 1-1 deadlocks will be broken for ten teams.

The focus in Texas is, of course, this weekend's battle for the Governor's Cup as it could be a turning point for both teams. Since 1990, teams who have started the season 0-3 have made the playoffs three times - none reaching the conference championship game. On the flip side of that statistic, teams that start 3-0 since 1990? Of those teams, 76% go on to make the playoffs. As if Sunday's game needed anymore importance, right?

AFC South-wise, division pride is on the line as the AFC South and NFC East match-up in three different games. There's a lot of other interesting match-ups across the league, so jump to see the take from Battle Red glasses.

Also after the jump, how did the 50 BRB prognostibators fare in Week Two of the BRB Pick 'Em League? What new awards did I add based on your comments? That's also after the jump and preview.

 

 

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Cincinnati Bengals (1-1) @ Carolina Panthers (0-2) (Sunday 9/26 at Noon Central)
Carolina is where offense goes to die, having scored 14 of the team's meager 25 points. I think their defense is good, but the Carolina offense isn't doing nearly enough to help and will get a taste of rookie QB Jimmy Clausen. Cincinnati earned a tough win against Baltimore and should win here with a similar effort and better talent. Bengals win 20-10.

Atlanta Falcons (1-1) @ New Orleans Saints (2-0)
If you're a Texans fan, then it really boils down to this: Drew Brees versus Dunta Robinson. The Saints haven't looked all that sharp on offense, but you get the feeling that it's only a matter of time, plus their defense has picked up the slack. The Falcons looked impressive against Arizona, but they didn't fare well against a good Pittsburgh defense. The Saints at home really is the tipping factor for me. Saints win 24-13.

Pittsburgh Steelers (2-0) @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers (2-0)
This is a battle of two surprising undefeated teams. The Steelers ride into Tampa Bay without Ben Roethlisberger, but their defense has been incredibly stout - including a seven takeaway performance against Vince Young and the Titans. Tampa Bay is undefeated, their fans should be stoked, but I can't see that young offense having any success against Pittsburgh. Steelers win 16-3.

Cleveland Browns (0-2) @ Baltimore Ravens (1-1)
The Browns couldn't beat the young Bucs, nor could they catch the Chiefs in a trap game during their home opener. The Ravens offense has struggled to get going, but they'll get it right at home against the Browns as the defense continues to dominate. Ravens win 27-6.

Tennessee Titans (1-1) @ New York Giants (1-1)
One game, New York and Tennessee looked pretty good. Their fans dismissed notions that it was only because they faced potentially bottom-dwelling Carolina and Oakland, but Week Two proved that there could be some logic to that theory, as they both got smacked around. It's hard to make sense of what could happen as this really does feel like a coin flip. However, I like the Giants defense more than the Titans defense, so I'll take the Giants to tee off on Vince Young and force some turnovers here. Giants win 23-13.

San Francisco 49ers (0-2) @ Kansas City Chiefs (2-0)
The 49ers could be 2-0 if they could get out of their own way. Six turnovers and 13 penalties are not going to win many football games. On the positive side, Alex Smith may have turned a corner last week with his game-tying drive where he led the 49er offense down the field easily. The Chiefs have impressed with defense, and Arrowhead will always give them a significant home-field edge. However, I like the 49ers because I think they just have a better team, and they're in a must-win situation. 49ers win 20-16.

Buffalo Bills (0-2) @ New England Patriots (1-1)
Let's be honest. I'm never picking the Bills. No one should pick the Bills. I just don't think this team is close to competing, especially on the road against a playoff contender. You know what would be a win for the Bills? They should be trying to trade for Kevin Kolb. Patriots win 38-10.

Detroit Lions (0-2) @ Minnesota Vikings (0-2)
If Matthew Stafford were playing, I would be tempted to pick the Lions. The Vikings have struggled, but the Lions secondary isn't anything to be scared about. I'm sure impressive rookie Ndamukong Suh will add another sack to his total by getting to old man Favre, but the Vikings should pull out the win by virtue of their better defense. On the plus side for Detroit fans, I'm now predicting Suh and Jahvid Best to sweep the Rookie of the Year awards. Those two guys look outstanding. Vikings win 24-17.

Dallas Cowboys (0-2) @ Houston Texans (2-0)
Interesting fact--whether pre-season or regular season, the home team has never lost in this series. The Cowboys have continued to shoot themselves in the foot with an average of two turnovers and nine penalties a game. Being a team that commits so many mistakes will not help on the road. The Texans have the league's worst secondary, but their top 10 pass rush should be able to force Tony Romo into mistakes, which will only make Reliant Stadium louder. Texans win 34-27.

Washington Redskins (1-1) @ St. Louis Rams (0-2) (Sunday 9/26 at 3:05 pm Central Time)
The Rams have been close, but they haven't pulled out a win. Their fans should be very encouraged by Sam Bradford, who has looked like a franchise quarterback. Speaking of franchise quarterbacks, Donovan McNabb may have shown that he has gotten the hang of that new offense after a 400+ yard passing performance. The Redskins should be able to pull out the win. Redskins win 24-13.

Philadelphia Eagles (1-1) @ Jacksonville Jaguars (1-1)
The Jaguars will be glad to be home after their latest West Coast disaster. The Eagles will be starting Michael Vick, who electrified that offense. That will probably help as the mediocre Eagles offensive line will take on a rejuvenated Jaguars front four led by Aaron Kampman and Tyson Alualu. The Eagles defense will get to face Maurice Jones-Drew a week after being shredded by rookie sensation Jahvid Best. This is another coin flip, but I'll take the Jaguars in a tight one. Jaguars win 24-23.

San Diego Chargers (1-1) @ Seattle Seahawks (1-1) (Sunday 3:15 pm Central Time)
The Seahawks had their impressive home opener, but their showed that they're not a very good football team by flopping on the road to Denver. The Chargers took advantage of mistakes in blacked-out San Diego, but they did struggle at a loud Arrowhead Stadium. The 12th Man should make this closer, but I'll side with San Diego. Chargers win 24-20.

Oakland Raiders (1-1) @ Arizona Cardinals (1-1)
This is going to be brutal. I'm glad I don't have to watch this game. Arizona and Oakland both share victories over the woeful Rams, but they've been blown out in their losses to Atlanta and Tennessee, respectively. I think Arizona has more offense, but the Raiders have a much better defense. Raiders win 16-13.

Indianapolis Colts (1-1) @ Denver Broncos (1-1)
Those Colts sure seemed mad last week, eh? I wonder what could've pissed them off. They torched the Giants. Unless the Broncos make a heavy committment to Knowshon Moreno, Kyle Orton's going to be eaten alive by Dwight Freeney and Robert Mathis. There's also that matter of Peyton Manning and the Colts offense taking on a dinged-up secondary. Colts win 31-17.

New York Jets (1-1) @ Miami Dolphins (2-0) (Sunday 9/26 at 7:20 pm Central Time)
These two teams sure showed me last week by pulling off wins. This game should be a lot of fun, as this rivalry has produced some memorable games over the past decade. In Miami, the Dolphins have regularly shone against the Jets. The Dolphins have also shown a good defense this season. I'm still not a believer in Mark Sanchez, so I'll take the 'Phins to get just enough points, especially with Darrelle Revis on the sidelines, which won't be anywhere near Brandon Marshall. Dolphins win 20-13.

Green Bay Packers (2-0) @ Chicago Bears (2-0) (Monday 9/27 at 7:30 pm Central Time)
Another battle of unbeatens; this game is a litmus test for the Bears. Are they really a good team or have they gotten lucky? Jay Cutler is known to make big mistakes, and NFL sack leader Clay Matthews can force him into those mistakes. I think the Bears are good, but I think the Packers are a little bit better in every aspect. Packers win 23-20.


BRB PICK 'EM LEAGUE POST-WEEK 2 UPDATE

For 48 of the BRB Pickers, this was a bit of a rougher week. A lot of people swinging and missing, so the overall performance dropped. Yes, I said 48 because two of the players (Kiratomi and 5StringJeff) didn't get their picks in. With that, let's get to the awards portion of this program. We also have some new weekly "awards" since their were overwhelmingly approved.

Of course, there's only one award anyone wants: The Andre Johnson Award for Ass-Kicking and Excellence. Taco Joe gave it a good try with a 13-3 week, and TexanKevin put up 110 points. However, the supreme confidence, ass-kickingness, and all-out excellence of ketchuppants7 held off Taco Joe and TexanKevin with a 113-point, 12-4 brilliant effort on the cyber-field of play.

It shouldn't be a surprise to anyone that ketchuppants7 won in Week Two. The Texans perform well on Battle Red Days, so the man whose name is birthed out of love for those red pants should only perform up to the level of awesomeness the pants have established. Ketchuppants7 made picks and moves that mere mortals could only dream of this weekend. Sixteen points on the Chiefs? Done with steely resolve. Picking the Bears, Steelers, and Buccaneers on upsets? Ketchuppants7 made it look as easy as Andre Johnson does on Sundays. Sticking with the Raiders? That's not a man, that is ketchuppants7, who rode his swagger and confidence to the victory in Week Two of BRB Pick 'Em. For making us all look like simpletons, let us all don those Battle Red pants in honor of this week's prognositbating genius: ketchuppants7!

"Should've Put Money On It" Game of the Week:
Green Bay over Buffalo - 47 out of 48 BRBers correctly chose this game.

"We Know Nothing" Game of the Week: New York (AFC) over New England - 45 out of 48 BRBers incorrectly chose this game. Props to Jaws, Texanmaniac, and Diehard Chris for getting it right.

Sippin' On Battle Red Drank (16 confidence points on Houston):
PapaBear, Jordann, WhiskeyR, Diehard Chris, Taco Joe, Shake, NoSafetiesNeeded, Leacheatsbabies, RED56, HoustonTransplant, DilloTex, DIstant_Texans_Fan

Hidin' Out In The Back of the Meeting Hall: Peytonsurdaddy, Jaws, Texanmaniac, tehGrindCrusher, and KRKenney all picked Washington over Houston.

The Rex Grossman "F*** It, I'm Goin' Deep" Award (Most confidence points on the biggest upset): WhiskeyR manned up and put 10 points on 7.5 point underdog Chicago to send Dallas to 0-2. Only 10% of Yahoo! Pick 'Em users correctly nailed this upset.

The David Carr Misguided Faith Award (Most confidence points on an underdog who loses):
Texanmaniac put 7 points on Buffalo to win. Seriously, he picked Buffalo against the Packers. He was the only BRBer to bet Buffalo and part of the 1% of Yahoo! Pick 'Em Users who chose Buffalo.

The Charlie Casserly Decision Making Award (Week's worst picks): Both tehGrindCrusher and Distant_Texans_Fan went 7-9, but Distant_Texans_Fan is the inaugural winner here for lacking the confidence of tGC and picking teams like St. Louis, Detroit, Cleveland, and Carolina. Better luck next week, but at least Charlie Casserly thinks you're a winner.

For a little perspective on the week two picks...
ESPN Pick Average: 9-7 (records ranged from 11-5 to 6-10).
Jerome Solomon's Picks on Chron.com: 9-7.
BRB Pick 'Em Average: 9-7 (records ranged from 13-3 to 7-9).

BRBer with the best weekly record: Taco Joe (Cowbitches go 0-16) 13-3.
BRBer with the most weekly points: ketchuppants7 (TOUCHDOWN THERE) 113 points.
Overall best record: SATexan (Cake) 25-7 leads by 3 games over 8 other players.
Overall points leader: SATexan (Cake) 215 points leads by 7 points over PapaBear and riversmccown.

Don't forget to get your picks in if you're playing Pick 'Em. Aside from the Texans, what games interest you this week? Good luck to Pick 'Em players, congrats to ketchuppants7, and GO TEXANS! Enjoy Week Three!

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The Charlie Casserly Decision Making Award

/appropriate

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Sep 23, 2010 4:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Woo hoo

I WIN!!!!

A Texas Wannabe, born and raised in New Zealand. Currently located 7539 miles South west of Houston.

by distant_texans_fan on Sep 23, 2010 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Awesome!!

I’m going to frame this and put it on my wall. maybe if I wish hard enough I’ll be able to win this award week in and week out!

A Texas Wannabe, born and raised in New Zealand. Currently located 7539 miles South west of Houston.

by distant_texans_fan on Sep 24, 2010 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

AKA TacoJoe's ex-GF's Picks

One of my ex’s watched football with me one time and she was rooting for the colts because she liked their baby-blue uniforms better than our white’s I was like, “really because they have PRETTIER UNIFORMS?!?!?!”

I am tattooing a picture of Jacobi Jones to my Mannschaft, Because it loves to go deep and always does a dance in the end...zone!
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Sep 23, 2010 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can see why she's an ex....

just sayin’.

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Sep 23, 2010 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

thus why i have the gf i do now

She has lived in AZ her whole life yet wore my Texans Jersey to the Cards Texans game last year…

I am tattooing a picture of Jacobi Jones to my Mannschaft, Because it loves to go deep and always does a dance in the end...zone!
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Sep 23, 2010 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

ME too! Born and raised in AZ

I wore a texans shirt to cards game this year and sat in the first row behind texans bench! My jersey hadn’t come in yet lol

by LisaK on Sep 24, 2010 2:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

Lisa I knew you wanted to be my gf...

She is ok with sharing :P

I am tattooing a picture of Jacobi Jones to my Mannschaft, Because it loves to go deep and always does a dance in the end...zone!
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Sep 24, 2010 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

I had a friends gf do the same.

He is a hardcore packer fan, she likes detroits pretty uniforms.

A Texas Wannabe, born and raised in New Zealand. Currently located 7539 miles South west of Houston.

by distant_texans_fan on Sep 24, 2010 1:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

I am the model for consistency

20th this week with 92 points, 18th last week with 91.

Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

by nolander on Sep 23, 2010 4:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Another award suggestion:

The NUMB3RS SUK award (alternatively titled “Which on is the nominator?”). MDC votes for the alternate title.

This award is (subjectively) handed out to 1 player in the league, with the “best” combination of high win/loss & low point total. For example, I believe that this week’s winner (based on overall #’s) would be peytonsurdaddy (20-12 record, 29th in standings).

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Sep 23, 2010 4:43 PM CDT reply actions  

I like how you never let anything go.

Sincerely,

Dead Horse

"Foster - Texan for Score!" ~ Rip Jersey

by LoneSpot on Sep 23, 2010 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

I also spelled 1 as “on”. Badass, huh?

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Sep 23, 2010 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hmm

That’s not bad considering there are players who nail their big picks but not the little ones and vice versa.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 23, 2010 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I thought about having the award go both ways...

But then we would have to name it after Jordann.

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Sep 23, 2010 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sounds good

where do I sign?

"Fuck you motherfucker!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Sep 24, 2010 2:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

It could be questioned...

Since Boing Boing (me) is ranked 23rd with 169 points…at 22-10. It’s debatable which of us two deserves that award I’d think.

by Fuzion on Sep 23, 2010 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh...

And I picked Dallas with 9 confidence points. I wanted to put 12 there, and wish I had, lol.

by Fuzion on Sep 23, 2010 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry Fuzion

You are ranked 6 spots too high to win the award this week.

Keep trying trying though.

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Sep 24, 2010 8:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks?

I, amongst many other of the core contributors at Stampede Blue, are officially boycotting the site due to the deplorable "leadership" of head blogger BigBlueShoe. We ask, but do not expect, support, from you, our fellow fans, regardless of your team affiliation. The ideals of fairness and respect that are the foundation of this great sport that we all love should not stop at the chalk on the boundaries of the gridiron, but should continue through to the fans and beyond. To show your support you may email dhalprin123@gmail.com at SBNation and respectfully ask for the removal of Brad Wells as head blogger of Stampede Blue. Thank You.

by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 25, 2010 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

Wait, only 48 people are playing?

And I’m ranked 48, that means….

Split Seahawks/Texans fan. Don't like it? Don't care.

by .Bonzo on Sep 23, 2010 4:54 PM CDT reply actions  

50 still allegedly playing.

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Sep 23, 2010 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well if they miss a 2nd week....

I’m sure there are two others who may wanna get in. Wouldn’t wanna do it, but the full 50 makes for a better league.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 23, 2010 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Better to replace in Week 4

Than in Week 9. Or even Week 5, for that matter.

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Sep 23, 2010 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I will join if there is room.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU

by TexansForever on Sep 24, 2010 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

Don't take this the wrong way

I enjoy this blog, and I enjoy your posts, but I have to express my hatred for the following passage from your first paragraph.

“Teams who have started the season 0-3 have made the playoffs 13% of the time since 1990. The teams that start 3-0 in that same time? Of those teams, 76% go on to make the playoffs. Needless to say, this is a pivotal week for many franchises.”

You see this kind of proof laid out a lot in sports writing, and I have no idea why. Your conclusion doesn’t follow from the facts you state. The very simple reason is that there are no teams that might either go 0-3 or 3-0 this week. What you have basically said is teams that do well at the beginning of the season are much more likely to make the playoffs than teams that do poorly over the first three weeks — therefore week three is important!

To conclude that week three, specifically, is pivotal, you need evidence that winning or losing specifically in week three leads to a significant difference in playoff chances, not evidence that losing three games in a row is worse than winning three games in a row. GAAAHHH!!!

Okay, my rage has been dissipated. Sorry I couldn’t hold it in. Moving on!

by ChrisZ on Sep 23, 2010 4:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Or

He could simply provide the percentage of 2-1 teams that make the playoffs. That would be a valid comparison, since we will either be 3-0 or 2-1 after Sunday.

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Sep 23, 2010 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

That would be much better

But still wouldn’t technically follow. Best would be to compare teams that start 2-0 depending on whether they win or lose week 3. Of course, the paragraph was meant to suggest that it’s a pivotal week for more than just teams that are currently 2-0, so really we would want more than just the comparison for the winning-est teams after two weeks. Realistically though, I would not have complained had he done what you suggested.

by ChrisZ on Sep 23, 2010 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

week three for the Texans is pivotal

because we get the chance to beat the piss out of the Coyboys.

"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK

by texanphil on Sep 24, 2010 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're right

 With 8 teams each in position to go 0-3/3-0 (including both participants in the game that matters), the stat makes sense. I could’ve (read: should’ve) done a better job of making that clearer and connect more.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 23, 2010 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry to feel compelled to post about it

I just spent the last several hours drafting a legal brief, which will undoubtedly be covered in red ink when I get it back, so my logic sensors are running full tilt.

by ChrisZ on Sep 23, 2010 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Awesome

Work Aggression FTW!

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Sep 23, 2010 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Oh no problems

I wrote the stat wrong anyway, so it needed to be corrected. Hopefully, that re-write helps tie it together better.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 23, 2010 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I definitely like the re-write.

On a related note, I’ve always wondered how you get stats like that. Is that kind of thing easily looked up online, would I have to pay for some software, or does it just take a lot of time?

by ChrisZ on Sep 23, 2010 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sexual Favors

TDC will do just about anything to get insider information.

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Sep 23, 2010 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

What can I say?

I went to the BFD School of Blogging.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 23, 2010 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Explains the lack of integrity

/beats dead horse

Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

by nolander on Sep 23, 2010 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Rec'd

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Sep 23, 2010 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Recs all around.

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 24, 2010 8:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

Google can bring up a lot of things if you want....

I’m sure a lot of sites have stuff like that (pay or free)…

For that one, I searched and then actually digged through old standings to double check it.

Partly cause I like stats and because….Dallas fans were like “Win or Lose, we’re still playoff bound.” I wanted to know if it were true.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 23, 2010 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Football stats aren't nearly as awesome as baseball yet

where you can get just about any crazy stat you never wanted to know with 30 minutes and some time spent at baseball-reference.

Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

by nolander on Sep 23, 2010 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who has the most

HBPs thrown and received???

I am tattooing a picture of Jacobi Jones to my Mannschaft, Because it loves to go deep and always does a dance in the end...zone!
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Sep 23, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Aren't you special

Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

by nolander on Sep 23, 2010 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh yea

been busy at work all day, finally got a chance get on here. Damn I didn’t even know I went 12-4. I know I had done good but not 12-4 good.. Awesome

by ketchuppants7 on Sep 23, 2010 5:24 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

I should explain myself a little bit.

I’m genuinely convinced I have the kiss of death in pick ‘em leagues when I choose my own team. I pick against Houston every week for good mojo, not because I don’t think they’ll win.

by krkenney on Sep 23, 2010 5:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow

People really caught up to me in the points standings this week. I’ll just have to do better this week.

by SATexan on Sep 23, 2010 6:17 PM CDT reply actions  

The cake is a lie!

We should strive to live like the moon. Vibrant, not as our own light, but as the carriers of something greater than us. - Arian Foster

by Schlauton on Sep 24, 2010 8:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

MMM... Delicious Internet Cake...

Strawberry Internet Cake with Strawberry Icing…

by DilloTex on Sep 24, 2010 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

I hate you

and I know hate cake

Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

by nolander on Sep 24, 2010 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

If the cake is a lie...

then try the pie.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 24, 2010 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I FUCKING LOVE PIE

Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

by nolander on Sep 24, 2010 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

d'oh

meant to reply to TDC. Oh well!

by cubic on Sep 23, 2010 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't underestimate the internet

we have no way of knowing for sure that there isn’t a bigger fatter drunker version of bfd stalking our pick em leage.

Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

by nolander on Sep 23, 2010 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 24, 2010 8:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck it I'm going deep!!!

That’s right, I truly do not believe the Cowgirls are even interested in trying to win a game. They proved it against the Bears. They think they’re TV stars instead of athletes.

by WhiskeyR on Sep 23, 2010 8:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Ketchup Pants us SOB

your confidence points were in the right games to sneak in and steal my victory… Can we make an award for Person with best record and still loses and call it the Dan Marino award because I deserve that this week… 13-3 i was only one game shy of tying SAtexans 14-2 from last week. (SAD PANDA)

I am tattooing a picture of Jacobi Jones to my Mannschaft, Because it loves to go deep and always does a dance in the end...zone!
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Sep 23, 2010 10:23 PM CDT reply actions  

yea

I went on a limb with the confidence points. I put 16 on the chiefs, i honestly thought they were gonna be a good surprise team, but offense only put up 16 points on the browns?? aint doing that again

by ketchuppants7 on Sep 24, 2010 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

I guess in the grand scheme of things....

9th out of 50 ain’t doin’ too bad. But dammit, I was 5th last week.

Talk about putting confidence points in the wrong place, I lost 10 on that damn tits game.

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Sep 23, 2010 11:29 PM CDT reply actions  

I bumped up but i am still high mid

and i had great picks except i am pretty sure my confidence points for the three games I lost were 10 11 and 12 i think imma go check..

I am tattooing a picture of Jacobi Jones to my Mannschaft, Because it loves to go deep and always does a dance in the end...zone!
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Sep 23, 2010 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

yup those upsets killed me!!

I lost quite a few points on just a couple games!

by LisaK on Sep 24, 2010 2:10 AM CDT reply actions  

for the record...

I had my shit assbackards on the confidence points. I now understand, expect Texanmaniac to improve….slightly.

GO TEXANS!!!!

Our time will come...

by Texanmaniac on Sep 24, 2010 7:58 AM CDT reply actions  

I picked Redskins over Texans...

Lord (insert deity of choice), forgive me for my sins.

As my penance, I am going from “Hidin’ Out In The Back of the Meeting Hall” to “Sippin’ On Battle Red Drank (16 confidence points on Houston)” this week.

Houston Texans Number One

by jaws on Sep 24, 2010 1:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Better be careful there....

that sounds like you were going to put 16 points on the cowturds.

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Sep 24, 2010 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just had a thought

The tits play the Cowgirls this season.

My head is gonna explode trying to think of who to root against more in this game. Maybe I can just root for VY crying before its over.

"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK

by texanphil on Sep 24, 2010 8:52 PM CDT reply actions  

I've been scared straight.

I have picked 16 favourites this week. I know it is next to impossible for all 16 games to go to the favoured team. But after winning the Charlie Casserly Decision Making Award, I’m finding myself unable to make ANY risky picks.

A Texas Wannabe, born and raised in New Zealand. Currently located 7539 miles South west of Houston.

by distant_texans_fan on Sep 25, 2010 6:18 PM CDT reply actions  

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