Bleach Social: Where Are You Watching Texans-Cowboys?
If the title of the post leaves you with more questions than answers, here's an explanation.
Sooooooooooo...chime in, folks. Even if you're living in Arkansas and will be watching the game far from the bosom that is the Bayou City, wondering how it all went so terribly wrong.
It's a home game, so if you're going to be at Reliant, let us know. And if you're going to be tailgating, let us know where so that we may descend upon your bounty like the soulless locusts we are those who are in the area can stop by to say hello.
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Trying to figure out how to watch the game from SeaWorld
come on Android come through for me buddy…
Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
Is this a Troy McClure reference?
Because I do think dolphinsex.com shut down (I’d recommend not clicking the link. Or do. I don’t care.)
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
by bigfatdrunk on Sep 24, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
haha
no, my post was 100 percent serious
Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
At the Spot
A Seattle institution since 1962. And if the Texans lose to the Cowgirls, I’ll probably have to check IN to a Seattle institution.
Houston Texans...forcing me to question my sanity and endangering my marriage since 2002.
Yikes
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
by bigfatdrunk on Sep 24, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
ditto
youngest of the family of boys and only Texans fan, Durga please let the Texans win or i will not hear the end of it.
by ketchuppants7 on Sep 25, 2010 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions
On my couch
With my new 61 inch flat screen.
The girls like the size, what can I say
by AllenOU on Sep 24, 2010 5:51 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
You have to compensate somehow.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
by bigfatdrunk on Sep 24, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
oh come on! A true fan if not at the games goes to the bar
to partake in competitive banter with the oposing teams fans!
i've done some of my best cheering on the couch!
sometimes it just looks retarded to have all of your fingers, legs and arms crossed praying for a 1st down in a bar…. better to do that at home. lol
"If i wasn't a gentleman, i'd punch you square in the mouth!!!!" - Arthur Spooner
http://www.twitter.com/chrisdogan
by chrisd21 on Sep 25, 2010 12:32 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Going to the game
but not tailgating. I’ll be watching this board as long as I have internet access then I’ll steal as much food as possible hang out with whoever I can find tailgating.
Game must be seen in TX but I am not there …
Banks Power Rankings looking good though "
NFL Power Rankings: Week 3
1 New Orleans Saints
Last Week: 1
New Orleans Saints (2-0)
The Saints have displayed that resilient, whatever-it-takes-to-win mentality in narrow wins over the Vikings and 49ers, and that’s a necessity when defending a Super Bowl title. Losing Reggie Bush with a fractured fibula is a blow to the versatility of the offense, but there are weapons in reserve and I expect Sean Payton and Drew Brees will creatively adapt. We’re about to find out how the NFC South stacks up against New Orleans, because the Saints get the Falcons, Panthers and Bucs over the next four games.
2 Green Bay Packers
Last Week: 3
Green Bay Packers (2-0)
The Packers lead the NFC through two weeks with 61 points, but that’s not their most impressive statistical feat so far. Green Bay outside linebacker Clay Matthews has six sacks, which is more than 25 of the league’s 32 teams have amassed. Given the Bears’ early pass protection problems, Chicago might want to pay a little extra attention to No. 52 on Monday night.
3 Houston Texans
Last Week: 7
Houston Texans (2-0)
The Texans got the job done at Washington and continue to climb to unaccustomed heights in our power rankings, but there is an ominous development if you’re looking for potential pitfalls: Houston is the first team to surrender at least 400 yards passing in its opening two games of the season, and the Texans rank last in the NFL with 411 average passing yards allowed, a 113.4 opposing passer rating, and a 71.6 completion percentage on defense. That should make Tony Romo and the Cowboys — Houston’s opponent this week — feel a little bit better.
He’s always open. He catches a lot of balls. He’s un-guardable, no matter how old he is
At home with a suffiecient amount of booze.
I’ll start this the same way I start Texas Tech games, on the path to sloppy drunk with a hint of optimism.
" Answers --Become Resources."
Without Questions, There are limited Resources...
by KWashburn on Sep 24, 2010 6:44 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
In Denver
I’ll be watching this game from Bufallo Wild Wings in Denver just like I watched the first two games!
There is a formula to all of this.
Which a lot of us discussed here.
Never change the formula itself, only the variables……
" Answers --Become Resources."
Without Questions, There are limited Resources...
Yellow lot befor the game,
South endzone lower level during the game!!
You can't fix Dumb or being a VYFB
i'll swing by.
are you and mike are near each other?
"If i wasn't a gentleman, i'd punch you square in the mouth!!!!" - Arthur Spooner
http://www.twitter.com/chrisdogan
Yeah, we usually end up tailgating together
But I’m hopping over to Lonespot’s place around 10. At least that is the pre-beer plan.
by Mike Kerns on Sep 24, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
hit me on the hip mike.
ill swing by there too
"If i wasn't a gentleman, i'd punch you square in the mouth!!!!" - Arthur Spooner
http://www.twitter.com/chrisdogan
Going to be on leave
Will be watching somewhere in h-town with friends start leave tonight at midnight.
Texas. Gods favorite country.
by CoolBreeze3 on Sep 24, 2010 7:08 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Burgers and a beer
In front of my bigass TV with my family divided between the Cowboys and Texans. We come from San Antonio(cowgirl territory) so this is going to be really spirited to say the least
Have you ever had feelings for a nun?
It's awful isn't it?
So many of them are dumb fans too.
by BrownCrayon on Sep 25, 2010 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions
I saw someone STILL wearing a Terrell Owens cowboys jersey!
Really? If you are going to support the team get a current player.
We should strive to live like the moon. Vibrant, not as our own light, but as the carriers of something greater than us. - Arian Foster
Or at least a retired one in the Hall Of Fame
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2010 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Section 107
My seats are apparently worth 900$ on stubhub right now…
I got them for 170$ before the season started…
Split Seahawks/Texans fan. Don't like it? Don't care.
Cheapest ones I found were 220
And that was upper level nose bleeds I’m sure
Guy I bought tix from sold the psl without letting me have a chance to by it. Bastards!!!
by AllenOU on Sep 24, 2010 7:44 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
OUT IN THE LOT!
operating in my official capacity as a texans tailgate ambassador ridin’ around on teh bike spreading good ol’ fashioned texans cheer to one and all.
i’m in blue lot, but as always, you can find me out in the orange lot after the game in the red texans chair front on center of the TV that resides inside the party that is club tailgate. and if the texans win, we will probably be out there till 4 or 5. club tailgate is near the orange lot entrance, right in front of the astrodome and about half a click down from Gridiron Tailgaters, who are right on the corner. (nearest Reliant Arena) for all the guys who are gonna be out there, PLEASE PLEASE txt me or tweet me if you plan on coming in thru the amergy gate ( near budweiser plaza) because i wanna swing by and get pics of as many of you guys as i can in front of the stadium, and they’ll post em. email me if you more details chrisdogan@hotmail.com
"If i wasn't a gentleman, i'd punch you square in the mouth!!!!" - Arthur Spooner
http://www.twitter.com/chrisdogan
I'll be watching from the Cardinals game lol
hopefully? is the game televised on the regular channels?
if so what channel?
Fox
but i dont know if we will get it out here.
I am tattooing a picture of Jacobi Jones to my Mannschaft, Because it loves to go deep and always does a dance in the end...zone!
Go Texans!
http://the506.com/sports/?tag=2010-week-3
Look for the red on the FOX map. That’s who gets to see it on TV.
"Lord, beer me strength."
WOW THANK YOU SOOO MUCH!!!!!
SO HAPPY NOW GONNA GO BUY A MINI COLOR TV TO TAKE TO THE CARDS GAME SO THAT I DONT MISS ANY OF THE ACTION!!!! SWEETNESS!!!!!!!!!!!! =)
Im stuck with the freakin Niners game.
UGH.
Let’s go BFD’s slingbox!
"Fuck you motherfucker!"
-Bernard Pollard-
I just noticed...
that CBS is not carrying any early games in Houston, but in Dallas the Giants vs Tits is going to be on mwahahhahahahaha Go HOUSTON!!!
I am tattooing a picture of Jacobi Jones to my Mannschaft, Because it loves to go deep and always does a dance in the end...zone!
Go Texans!
In my bedroom
on my shitty 27 inch standard def TV. I watched 5 minutes of a game on an HDTV and I feel like I’m missing out big time
HDTV makes it easier for you to see Schaub's mistakes huh?
I keed, I keed.
I feel your pain. I’ve been watching the past couple of games in front of the computer. I definitely miss watching it on a bigger screen.
"Fuck you motherfucker!"
-Bernard Pollard-
Memphis
I have to work till halftime, but, as luck would have it, its one of the 5-6 games per year they are actually playing on local TV, so it will end up on my DVR, and I’ll watch it after a neighbors birthday party and after the kiddos go to bed.
I got the NFL replay package to at least watch every game this season after the slingbox solution wasn’t workin out real well for me, and my hope was to put my blinders on till 11pm when the games are put on the site. But they put the scores on the link you click to play the game… bastards!
"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK
Have your wife or kids click on it while you are in a diff room!
We should strive to live like the moon. Vibrant, not as our own light, but as the carriers of something greater than us. - Arian Foster
I will be @ granny's
maybe drunk maybe just tipsy.
I am tattooing a picture of Jacobi Jones to my Mannschaft, Because it loves to go deep and always does a dance in the end...zone!
Go Texans!
Taking my 80 year old Dad, so I won't be tailgating in the yellow lot
Hoping for a nice cool morning for all the peeps who will be having one big party out there
north end zone 2nd level 4th row 11 & 12
It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are due to get to the big dance...Go Texans!!!!!
by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 24, 2010 9:15 PM CDT reply actions
in my home
in arkansas
okay i have cerebral palsy arthris and chronic fatigue as well i have a great life and loveing folks some days are better than other days i got a make-a-wish in 2001 and saw my favorite team the broncos it was the trip of a lifetime i wish everyone couild have gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that okay but i bleed organ and bule for my mnr fans but i bleed orange and blue denver will rise again resident broncos fan for every blog resident broncos for stampede bule thanks shvd98z24 real name jeremy woodard nettleton high class of 02 yes i am a raider
I swear to God, I’ll pistol whip the next guy that says ‘shenanigans’!
by Toolshed1 on Sep 24, 2010 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Shenanigans.
By the way, my hobby is to taunt and piss of bears in my spare time.
" Answers --Become Resources."
Without Questions, There are limited Resources...
Hey Farva!
What’s that place you really like with the mozzarella sticks?
by DisplacedTexan on Sep 24, 2010 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
KINKY!
SHENANIGANS!!!!!! SHENANIGANS!!!!!! SHENANIGANS!!!!!! SHENANIGANS!!!!!! SHENANIGANS!!!!!! SHENANIGANS!!!!!! SHENANIGANS!!!!!! SHENANIGANS!!!!!! SHENANIGANS!!!!!! SHENANIGANS!!!!!!
SO DO I GET IT? HAHAHA
I'll whip you Lisa
You can't fix Dumb or being a VYFB
by Texans-Brocos on Sep 25, 2010 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions
Babcock and Prue
I’m watching at Bikinis, the only redeaming quality about San Antonio.
by BrownCrayon on Sep 25, 2010 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions
In my seat (section 5xx unfortunately) of course… Just like every home game.
by CoolGui on Sep 24, 2010 10:11 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Yellow Lot from 8-10
Platinum over at Lonespot’s from however long it takes to walk there until it’s time to go into the game.
At my place in Dallas
Surrounded with a mixture of Cowgirl and Texan fans in college, reflecting in the basking glow that is the 120 inch projection on my wall. Needless to say with sweet, sweet surround sound and a fully loaded grill.
P.S. Shiner Bock Family Reunion
In my house
In the middle east. I’ll hook my computer up to the flat screen and watch it on that.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com
by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 25, 2010 1:02 AM CDT reply actions
you need a Slingbox hookup in the states
Mine is being used by an old friend from the defunkt houstonprofootball.com
He lives in Isreal but watches the games all the time, plus it would be a way of watching it at Sea World on your Android.
You just need one memeber here who has the technology,(and game on TV) to watch it.
I Want to Believe
Actually, I'm ok.
I plunked down for NFL GamePass and can watch the game streamed online through nfl.com.
I remember houstonprofootball. That was the first Texans blog I ever lurked at. Never joined, though.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com
by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 25, 2010 6:01 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm stuck at work again, while my boss is going to the game
At least I’ll be recording it on my DVR to watch it entirely when I get home
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
At Roeder's Pub
I gotta work so at least we’ll have it on all of our tv’s.
by Matthew Gonzales on Sep 25, 2010 6:32 AM CDT reply actions
If anyone is in London
My best friend has it set up to watch the games at The Alliance (West Hamstead tube station, about a 10 minute walk from there). She’d probably be surprised as hell if any other Texans fans walked in there. She has to explain the game to everyone.
that's pretty awesome.
i posted it via my twitter 2.
"If i wasn't a gentleman, i'd punch you square in the mouth!!!!" - Arthur Spooner
http://www.twitter.com/chrisdogan
Anybody gonna be in the Washington DC area?
Stupid FOX is showing Seinfeld re-runs during the game, so they can show the Skins-Rams game at 4. Gotta go find a bar or something.
Schaub fan since 2002
That is hilariously pathetic.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
I actually think more people in DC would watch the Texans-Turds game over the Skins-Rams
I dub the Cowboys.....Jesus-pony poop, 6 months after it's expiration date
In Manassas
I have a softball tourney to play in. We went 15-5, and seeded 3rd.
Last season I went to Hard Times to catch the games.
I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Sep 25, 2010 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions
Yea man.
I just looked at the tv scheduling and nearly threw up in my mouth. Oh, the joy of living in DC… You get two games when the skins and Ravens are playing at different time slots because they don’t want anything to compete with the local teams.
I’m scrambling to find a place to watch it. I live in the Eastern Market area, so I was thinking about going to a place called the Ugly Mug because it’s nearby. Never been though. You know any good spots?
Summers in Arlington
Should be showing it.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com
by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 25, 2010 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I was thinking Capitol Lounge
We go there after work sometimes. 200 block of Penn Ave
Schaub fan since 2002
Actually, that's even closer to my apartment.
I might check it out. Regrettably, I forgot to bring a jersey up this time around (the only one I own is a Dunta Robinson one anyways, so no real loss). But, I’m guessing there won’t be too many Texans’ fans there. So keep an eye out for somebody posted up by a Texans’ feed, shooting the Cowboys’ fans dirty looks.
My house!
Still haven’t figured out who I’m rooting for yet. I hate hate HATE the Cowboys, but for AFC South competition purposes part of me wants to root against you all too. It’s a tough decision. If I want to be disappointed I’ll probably root for the Cowboys. They are a big pile of overrated shit. I can’t help but think the NFL doesn’t want America’s Team going 0-3, however, so if the officials were going to pull hard one way it’d be for the ’boys. Dang it! What is a guy to do?
"It's an easy game, man. Easy game."
~Edgerrin James
by 87 Rides A Surfboard on Sep 25, 2010 9:50 AM CDT reply actions
Texans....
We should strive to live like the moon. Vibrant, not as our own light, but as the carriers of something greater than us. - Arian Foster
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
The game will start at 2 on Monday morning here in Japan.
Oh well, sorry work but other things are important.
Minnesotan Rockets fan
by Barragan on Sep 25, 2010 10:03 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs
In Dallas
In a house full of cowboys fans. God save me please
by Enrique Martinez on Sep 25, 2010 11:46 AM CDT reply actions
You are a better man than I.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
by bigfatdrunk on Sep 25, 2010 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions
God offers his condolences
But he can’t directly interfere with anything that happens in Dallas.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Sep 25, 2010 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions
So true.
Dallas is Satan’s Own Town.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
Get on I-45 & start driving South now
Hopefully a sports bar here in Houston will offer you asylum & someone can offer you refuge in a motel
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2010 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I go to school in Dallas area
My family lives in Humble so i could have gone home for the weekend but i felt like taking it like a champ and riding the storm out until the Texans win. Only then will my stay be justified and ill be able to rub it all of their faces. First class on Monday will feel oh so sweet.
by Enrique Martinez on Sep 25, 2010 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions
There is nothing sweeter than the taste of defeat in Dallas.
Here’s hoping we get it.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
I stay in Humble too, it sucks that I'm stuck at work tomorrow
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2010 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll be watching it from home
So that I may run some open game threads for the general populace here.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
u are a sweet heart rivers!
I am tattooing a picture of Jacobi Jones to my Mannschaft, Because it loves to go deep and always does a dance in the end...zone!
Go Texans!
way 2 take one for the team chunk!
lol.

"If i wasn't a gentleman, i'd punch you square in the mouth!!!!" - Arthur Spooner
http://www.twitter.com/chrisdogan
by chrisd21 on Sep 25, 2010 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I will be watching it at a friends house. The most killer HDTV evar!
Seriously, he has surround sound built into his house, built INTO!!!
We should strive to live like the moon. Vibrant, not as our own light, but as the carriers of something greater than us. - Arian Foster
Did my post not go through?
Anyways, well now I am too lazy to type it again.
At someones house with a huge HDTV…..ugh.
We should strive to live like the moon. Vibrant, not as our own light, but as the carriers of something greater than us. - Arian Foster
Having some friends over, so I baked a cake

I edited out a few letters for the faint of heart. I’m not much of a baker, but I think it’ll be a hit tomorrow.
"It is a terrible thing to have ideals and a conscience, to say nothing of professional pride."
by indifferent5000 on Sep 26, 2010 12:27 AM CDT reply actions 7 recs
@ F N Shyte's ( boo hoo, boo hoo sob sob sob )
I live in Dubai and don’t get f all for football
Last season had a local cable packge which had Fox Sports Middle East version (one game a week). Staying with my girl-friend now and she doesn’t have any sport package so I’ll be trying to find an on-line Internet TV or radio packge (though local internet sucks here).
Go Texan’s Kick some Cowgirl Booty!
I'm not really Tracey but if anyone has her phone number I'll pay good money!

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