Three And Out: Useless Predictions For Sunday's Game

This game has Cowboys win written all over it – yet, strangely – I’m not that worried, which means we will get blown out.

But it’s understandable.

Im a little worried about this game but not as much as I was in week 1. After reading and listening to player interviews, you can sense their confidence which in turn makes me confident as well.

This game is gonna be ugly. Let’s just hope for an injury free game.

See: Cushing pick.

The bad thing is that he’s 2-0 this season.

SOMETHING HAS TO GIVE. TUNE IN SUNDAY.

I get what you’re saying…a cornered animal is a dangerous one. I just can’t see Dallas getting their shit together. I’m just not sure they really believe. I think they have success running the ball early, Garret gives up on it for some reason in a close game, Romo turns it over to let us open up a gap, and then it’s all Foster in the fourth to The point the cowboys D has pterodactyls nightmares for years to come.

With those crazy eyes!

Everything tells me the desperate Cowboys win, but for some reason…I….believe in the Texans?

Perhaps because the game’s in Reliant and the home crowd should coax a mistake-prone Cowboys team to continue to fire a shotgun into their feet…..or perhaps because good teams beat bad teams at home….but I’m feeling a Texans win when everything points Jerrah’s way.

that Matt Schaubs intangibles will take physical form on the field creating a rift in the space time continuum.

the last time I doubted this team I got proven wrong and failed to live up to my end of the bargain. They came back and beat the skins and I won’t ever question this team again. They will win against dallas because if they don’t they will piss of the entire country. they have a chance to end the cowturds season and they will.

This editor/writer is predicting a Texans loss! And, it’s on a pro-Texans blog!

We need to have a blogger-only closed post meeting,,,,, as in, no editors, no managers and no authors (so-called) allowed!

Who’s with me?

Cowboys are a joke
Dallas is a joke
Jerry jones is a joke
Wade philips is a joke
Tony romo is a joke
Troy aikmen is a joke

Texans win 31-21

ONE – Rashad Butler wears DeMarcus Ware’s ass out. This frees up OD, Dreessen and the RBs to have field days in the over the middle pass-catching department as the Texans employ a solid ball control strategy moving up and down the field at will on offense, holding a 10 minute clock advantage.

TWO – The Texans front four play an epic game against the weak Turd O-Line. They finish the game with 5 sacks, 15 hurries, and 3 passes deflected. Romo finishes the game with a passer rating of under 50.

THREE – The Texans build up a 21 point lead by halftime. In the 3rd quarter, AJ comes off the field to a roaring ovation, for preventive purposes for his ankle and Dorin Dickerson comes off the bench in relief. Dickerson gets his first NFL reception and follows it up with a go route TD!

I keep reading at Blogging the Boys, they’re predicting victory with scores like 19-14, 21-17, and so on. Just about all of them have the Texans scoring in the teens. That just ain’t happening. For the third week in a row, the Texans offense generates a total score over 30, winning in dominating fashion, because the Turds can’t run the ball and the Texans defensive backfield has a breakout game; the Texans win 35-17….thanks to Neil Rackers being perfect on extra points!

Okay, I realize I posted this picture before, but I am now just noticing something. Look just below the belt. Do you see what I see?

My buddy who is on the team just left me two tix at will call!!!!!

Anyone know how to park without a parking pass? Is there cash lots further away from the stadium…?

I want a youtube video of you taking two shots of patron then snorting the rest from the dimple in the bottom of the shotglass, then shotguning a can of Milwaukee Beast!

1) Okoye gets an int.

2)Mario has 4 sacks

3) Schaub and Mario get Off/ Def players of the week.

I love me some battlered Koolaid.

We have the ability to beat any team in the league. I have more faith they will show up to this game then I have for any game in a long while, but we’ll see.

I also thought the Horns would win easily today, so it appears my psychic skills took a vacation without me knowing.

23-10 Texans. We dominate on defense, so we get a little Vanilla offensively. This results in three FG’s thanks to stalled drives. Two of which are in the endzone.

and Dallas burns down as pissed off fans riot.

1 Matty Shaub throws for 300+ yards

2 Andre Johnson catches 2+ touchdowns

3 Tony Romo throws 2 picks and fumbles on a sack

bonus prediction-Jerry Jones makes Kim Kardashion his new starting QB and being over heard telling Wade Phillips she has a better arm then Romo and she gives better

gives better effort

With the game being aired on fox you’ll have to listen to Troy (the gayboy ) Aikmen and Joe (suck) buck call the game and he is far from impartial
I hate even listening to that dude and I’m in Beaumont for a few days so i will get the texans game instead of the Saints

and said that when talking to Aikmen he referred to the Texans as Dallas’ little brother. Mario was pissed.

If we win the coin toss

i believe Foster will have the monster game.

If we lose the coin toss

it will be OD who will have the breakout performance.

Either way i expect a Houston victory.

I expect one every week except week 7

Blietzkreig!! Baby

Keep Romo on his butt the whole game. D is gonna win this game. Turn-overs and pressure. Dallas out early but Texans tie by half-time and put the game away late in the third. T’s showed us they can come from behind on the road. What do you think they’ll do in a rocking Reliant?

They have enough talent to win and the home field provides the emotional edge needed to achieve a franchise first 3-0 start,

Texans 31 – Other Guys 24

GO TEXANS!!!!!!!!!