Saturday Night Open Thread...For Everybody!
There are only two rules for this thread:
1. No religion/politics.
2. No BBS/SB hate. Period.
Otherwise, it's a big game tomorrow, probably the Biggest Game in Texans Franchise History!!!! (c) TM all rights reserved if the media is right (HAHAAHAHA!!!!), so take your pants pants off and stay awhile.
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I Still Can't Believe
The Horns lost like that. Not just lost, but got absolutely dominated in every facet of the game.
I might drown in Rocky Mountain goodness tonight.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Sep 25, 2010 8:06 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Bull testicles?
Really not surprised. Our oline is ass-tastic, Greg Davis makes VY look like a rocket scientician, and Garret Gilbert is the real Cap’n Checkdown. 45 attempts for 263 yards? You know what? The bubble screen still blows goats.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
Losing
Doesn’t shock me (though I did think good would prevail), but never in a million years did I expect to be on the receiving end of an ass-kicking like that.
Now the game in Lincoln absolutely terrifies me, and it didn’t really before (though I was fully prepared to lose that one).
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Sep 25, 2010 8:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
This ^
They were ranked too high to begin with…then they’re trying to be a power running team behind a line full of Kasey Studdards…and Garrett Gilbert doesn’t look confident or comfortable at all.
The defense did all they could after what felt like 100 turnovers.
"Lord, beer me strength."
As an Aggie...
Well hell, it’s not like you expect an Ag to be literate.
WOOO, LONGHORNZ LOUZE!!!!
On a side note, damn, that was an ugly game. Sorry yall.
::hands over the bleach::
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
Banned!
Just because you moved to CA and became a Fresno State fan doesn’t mean the rest of us have to abandon Texas’ Flagship University.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Sep 25, 2010 8:26 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Here's something that may cheer you up....
America’s College Team, aka Notre Dame, continues to get stomped.
"Lord, beer me strength."
They'll still be ranked 3rd in the nation, though.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
Probably.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Check out my 2010 Return to Football Soundtrack piece on 18to88. Probably my favorite thing that I write all year.
This shameless self-promotion has been brought to you by...........
Shit, they dropped?!?
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
Tears of joy.
I, for one, am loving the Brian Kelly era.
"MDC: Droppin' knowledge like a librarian with Parkinson's." --Jonathan Loesche
"He tells me he’s playing, he’s playing." --Gary Kubiak, on Andre Johnson
Let's talk again about that thought in two years....
I dub the Cowboys.....Jesus-pony poop, 6 months after it's expiration date
Texas A&M-Corpus Christi?
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Sep 25, 2010 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Stanford folks are more elitist then Berkley folks
ugh
Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
cal does suck.
but jahvid best does not. respect.
KP
lol not true...
dunno where u get that from, how many stanford people do you know? we’re not known for being more chill than other elite schools. pretty sure stanford playing like a top 10 football team right now. and how can you hate on us when we have houston’s own andrew luck (the most down-to-earth guy you will meet btw) running the show?
KP
I'm from cali brah
Fact is their both chock full of elitist turd bags, but there are of course exceptions.
Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
Fine, we'll talk about the state's best college team.....TCU?
Never thought I’d say that…
"Lord, beer me strength."
Until they beat a team better than 4A quality
Like, SMU, no.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
Maybe if the SEC would stop being a bunch of pussies
and schedule some games against them they would.
Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
the kid from U of H looked pretty good.
didn’t put up huge numbers, but he’s a threat to run, and he’s a freshman.
"If i wasn't a gentleman, i'd punch you square in the mouth!!!!" - Arthur Spooner
http://www.twitter.com/chrisdogan
already drunk
And plan on staying that way through the game tomorrow gonna grill drink and watch hopefully one of the best beat downs ever
Texas. Gods favorite country.
by CoolBreeze3 on Sep 25, 2010 8:53 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Don't be to sad
OU looked like crap too, and I’m fairly certain ucla would fuck stomp Cincinnati.
Next week is a complete toss up. Both teams have major issues. It could be 9-6 or 43-45 or 35-7. Who freakin knows. Will be fun though
by AllenOU on Sep 25, 2010 8:55 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I dread that game
Seriously, I see no way we win. Our offensive line is Alex Barron times five, we have Matt Leinart as QB, and Greg Davis still has a job.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
Memo To BFD
Diehard Chris thinks you’re far too negative. And I’m pretty sure he thinks the world will end tomorrow.
Signed,
The Guy Who Thinks The Cokeboys Will Win Tomorrow
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
Why did you make me read that last part!
You might as well throw bleach at my eyes!
"Fuck you motherfucker!"
-Bernard Pollard-
Just FYI...
For rec’s, it has to read ‘fuckstomp.’
No space.
Heheh, UT lost.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
by Autra on Sep 25, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
The difference between NCAA football and the NFL
is the NFL doesn’t pretend it’s NOT about money.
"When's the last time your mother went fast?" DA
by CowboyH8ter on Sep 25, 2010 8:58 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
This.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com
by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 26, 2010 3:35 AM CDT up reply actions
With rules 1 and 2 im not sure I have much to say.
BFD, does discussions of Tebow count as religon?
You can't fix Dumb or being a VYFB
no but...
any mentions of clipboard jesus is.
"If i wasn't a gentleman, i'd punch you square in the mouth!!!!" - Arthur Spooner
http://www.twitter.com/chrisdogan
not a seattle fan so I may be ok then.
You can't fix Dumb or being a VYFB
by Texans-Brocos on Sep 25, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't think I've
Ever looked forward to a game as much as tomorrow. I might just go to bed early like when I was a kid on Christmas Eve because of excitement. Go Texans!!!
I play real sports...Not try to be the best at exercising.
ya when I was a kid I couldn't sleep on christmas eve.. but you can bet I will be rolling into the yellow lot at 8:01
You can't fix Dumb or being a VYFB
by Texans-Brocos on Sep 25, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Wish I was there
Thinking of taking a mini vacation columbus day weekend and catching a home Texans game. I still haven’t been to one. Its very sad. Living in San Diego and stuck with Charger fans sucks.
I play real sports...Not try to be the best at exercising.
Or...
You could come in November, when the Texans host the Chargers. That could work out doubly good for you.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
Haha...
I would love to but working with the government, I get columbus day off and its an extra day to enjoy H-Town and see the fam. Best timing I have right now.
I play real sports...Not try to be the best at exercising.
Ahhh...
Makes sense. If you make it in, let me know.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
If you make it in, let me know.
That’s what she said.
Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 25, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Never had that problem personally.
Once I was in, she always knew.
Sayin’
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
That's because
sheep are very aware creatures.
"MDC: Droppin' knowledge like a librarian with Parkinson's." --Jonathan Loesche
"He tells me he’s playing, he’s playing." --Gary Kubiak, on Andre Johnson
I always fly into IAH
I’m from the NW side and my family lives there but if you’re looking for closer to the stadium then probably Hobby. Right guys?
I play real sports...Not try to be the best at exercising.
Hobby's Probably Closer To Reliant Than IAH, Yes
But neither is more than 30 minutes away.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
Hobby
About 25-30 I’d say if traffic cooperates
hmm then it would probably be best to get a room and stay
for the night then fly back the next day. at least then I could tailgate with you guys!!! gonna have to check my budget!
can you take me with u
we can share a room bed
I am tattooing a picture of Jacobi Jones to my Mannschaft, Because it loves to go deep and always does a dance in the end...zone!
Go Texans!
When I fly out
I def have to tailgate with the best. I need some REAL tailgating to experience. Not this SD bullshit. I’m lookin at you Tim.
I play real sports...Not try to be the best at exercising.
Looking good Texans
I bet you against the Colts, and each game so far, I really like this team this year, Cowboys aren’t close.
Just get one loss this year, maybe next week??
Yeah, a Raider fan, while we’re also looking better, we have a long way to go to match the Texans.
But I am watching you closely, exciting stuff you’re bringing, you’re playoff bound and looking forward to see you on the field once again in Jerry Jones stadium come SB weekend.
Just the facts as I see them, the Texans are legit, as If there was a question about it.
by Kevin Coffman on Sep 26, 2010 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions
You are an Al-Davis-has-a-major-stroke-and-remains-in-a-vegetative-state
away from true contention my friend.
"It's the sport of kings....better than diamond rings.....football."
"Don't get yourself a bunch of tricky plays.......get yourself a bunch of tricky players." `Paul "Bear" Bryant
by Christopher H on Sep 26, 2010 12:33 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Will do
Until then I will plead with the bars out here to put the Texans on the big screen to actually hear the game. Only possible way is if the Chargers aren’t playing at the same time. I can’t get Direct Tv with the football package where I live.
I play real sports...Not try to be the best at exercising.
As I watch Boise State/Oregon State...
I can’t help but notice how 0-2 Dallas is the story….the focus of any NFL mention. Reading coverage, that’s the story. Desperate Dallas needs to turn its season around….and I like that. Dallas has the pressure. Dallas is expected to save its season. Dallas has to go on the road and turn it around. No pressure on Houston…..playing with house money tomorrow.
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Sep 25, 2010 9:42 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
My best friend was a huge Cowboys fan
He moved to Houston from Austin in elementary school. He hated the Oilers and it caused many fights between us. When the Texans formed and we were older he took the Texans as his “second” team. Since they have been around he has been Texans fan but still a dedicated Cowboys fan. I called him on Thursday to get his take and he told me that he hated Jerry Jones and doesn’t even like anyone on the Cowboys anymore. I was in shock and it was music to my ears. He is a Texans fan now. How many other Cowboys fans have converted?
I play real sports...Not try to be the best at exercising.
I smacked the shit out of my brother when he wore a cowboys jersey
We were 10. Hes a Texans fan now
Gimme some sack lunch
Waiting patiently for the next Texans 4th quarter collapse
by SackLunch on Sep 25, 2010 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 12 recs
You'll be a great father one day.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Sep 25, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Tim could use a big brother like you....
I dub the Cowboys.....Jesus-pony poop, 6 months after it's expiration date
My name is Kenny and I have converted.
I had my last drink on…………anyway.
My whole family has officially disowned me. Will you guys adopt me? It’s damn lonely around here.
" Answers --Become Resources."
Without Questions, There are limited Resources...
by KWashburn on Sep 25, 2010 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions 8 recs
welcome to the family
I am tattooing a picture of Jacobi Jones to my Mannschaft, Because it loves to go deep and always does a dance in the end...zone!
Go Texans!
Thank you.
My father seriously just threatened to cut me out of his will. This is hilarious.
" Answers --Become Resources."
Without Questions, There are limited Resources...
Noles chalked up a 31-0 win :)
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by Jonathan Loesche on Sep 25, 2010 10:00 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Not Really In The Mood
For your college football happiness, Loesche.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
This sums up Texas football
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyFSdj1J5Vw
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by Jonathan Loesche on Sep 25, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
I found Jaguars football on YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oi1BcouEmio
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Sep 25, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
I mean, you could’ve posted California Dreamin or something better than a blank screen
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by Jonathan Loesche on Sep 25, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
As a Baylor fan
I can only say that I have no sympathy for you.
Saturday night tunes, anyone?
I have recently become terribly obsessed with Childish Gambino, who is more commonly known as Donald Glover, writer for 30 Rock and star of Community. He is an absolutely fantastic MC and he makes really good beats too.
http://www.childishgambino.blogspot.com/
I’ve had the song on the front page on a loop pretty much all day. CHECK HIM OUT
How about y’all?
It's not revolutionary
But the Black Keys are good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU&feature=related
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
by Autra on Sep 25, 2010 10:46 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
I love the concept of SickBeard
I just wish I could get it to work.
Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
It's a little sketchy.
For me at least. I can see somebody uploading some kind of worm as one of the most popular shows. Too risky.
"Fuck you motherfucker!"
-Bernard Pollard-
well then that wouldn't be on sickbeard
but on whatever sites you tell sickbeard to use to search for stuff, and the sites it recommends are pretty legit and are well moderated I believe. Plus you would still have to run the worm for it to be an ish.
Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
Anyone else watching the UFL game between Florida & Sacramento?
Culpepper looks like he’s still got it
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
I look forward
To seeing him play as a replacement player next year.
Who says there will be replacement players?
A bunch of NFL players might just go play in the UFL until the lockout ends, & the UFL could add more teams to accommodate them
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2010 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions
No one
I’m just depressed and in deep denial about the forthcoming lack of football
UFL might be our only saving grace
Hope they add a Houston team next season
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2010 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions
They seem to be going for markets with no team...
I’d be San Antonio or El Paso would get a UFL Franchise
"Lord, beer me strength."
Cro Cop vs Mir starting now
Cro Cop is the toughest man ever to come out to Duran Duran music
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
Mir wins by knockout with 58 seconds left in the fight
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Sep 25, 2010 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions
saturday night tunes.
all latin. i really really dig it.
celia cruz & willie colon’ usted abuso —> http://youtu.be/tuYVWlQMz48
Los Guaracheros De Oriente – El Tira Y Jala —> http://youtu.be/xzkcElB78yw
"If i wasn't a gentleman, i'd punch you square in the mouth!!!!" - Arthur Spooner
http://www.twitter.com/chrisdogan
Will this cheer you up?

Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 26, 2010 1:09 AM CDT up reply actions
Matt Lienart looks like John Mayer.
And I feel bad for insulting Mayer like that. He has some great baby making tunes.
Bow chicka bow wow / Brown chicken brown cow. Take your pick…….
" Answers --Become Resources."
Without Questions, There are limited Resources...
Fucking Halo Reach
Why is heroic so much harder then before? Its no fucking fun playing on normal but heroic is just getting instagibbed by rocket launchers and grenades every 30 seconds. ARG
Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
I've heard it's great
I used to fucking wreck at Halo 3 (I could beat anyone – I mean ANYONE 1 on 1 that wasn’t MLG) but I’m still not sure about reach. I heard it’s a lot more call of duty-esque right now
Split Seahawks/Texans fan. Don't like it? Don't care.
I love Reach
The DMR is harder to use than the BR but when you get it down it is fun… ANd Nolander add Pieratking I will go through some levels with you I beat Heroic by myself, and I am waiting for the gf to break down and play with me..
I am tattooing a picture of Jacobi Jones to my Mannschaft, Because it loves to go deep and always does a dance in the end...zone!
Go Texans!
Its awesome
Its basically them making the best campaign they can since they personally won’t be making another one. Jet packs are pretty sweet. My only issue with it is the weird difficulty spikes and instagibyness on heroics.
Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
Its Reach.
Halo only featured being against 6 Covenant Cruisers. The assault on Reach took over 300 Covenant Ships. I really wish I had an Xbox just so I could play that game.
"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."
-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)
Its not an issue of battlecruisers pounding my ass
they just decided every enemy should have a rocket launcher.
Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
balls motherfuckin balls
Rag doll? More like brick fuckin' wall, bro.
by The Chris Myers Fan Club on Sep 26, 2010 1:40 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
for username.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com
by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 26, 2010 3:42 AM CDT up reply actions
So,
you’re going to rec every comment of his?
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Check out my 2010 Return to Football Soundtrack piece on 18to88. Probably my favorite thing that I write all year.
This shameless self-promotion has been brought to you by...........
He's only posted like four times
So right now it’s not a problem.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com
by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 26, 2010 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions
Today was a great day.
UT gets its ass kicked, and OU escapes Cincy with a win. Can’t wait for OU to spank UT next weekend.
"You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right."- Charles Barkley
Why is there no BBS hating?
"You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right."- Charles Barkley
I'm not bfd, but I'm good with it....
Why waste time on people/things that don’t matter?
"Lord, beer me strength."
There's enough of that going on in the AFC South Open Threads
Thought it would be fun to talk about something else for a change.
Plus, I’m of the opinion that no one should ever mention that person or blog (or link to it) ever again.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com
by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 26, 2010 3:42 AM CDT up reply actions
HORRIBLE NIGHT!!! SOME JERK STOLE MY WALLET ='(
Can’t believe some people im so very bummed why would a guy steal from a girl?? I dont understand?
It's not getting your wallet back but....

Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 26, 2010 5:28 AM CDT up reply actions
Off topic but this is hilarious! Because it is dead on true....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxtUH_bHBxs
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU

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