The 0-2 Dallas Cowboys come to Reliant Stadium to take on your undefeated Houston Texans. I never thought I'd type the preceding sentence, yet it's an accurate representation of what's about to happen. Here's hoping the boys in steel blue, battle red, and liberty blue aren't about to rest on their laurels.
As always, leave your odes to beauty and your keening wails in the Comments below. GO TEXANS!