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Open Game Day Thread: Cowboys-Texans, MK. 4th Quarter

(FOX's pregame interview)
Joe Buck: "Who do you play for?"
Mario Williams: "The Texans."
Joe Buck: "Here in Houston? I didn't know they still had a team!"
Mario Williams: "Yep, we've got uniforms and everything."

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"Fuck you motherfucker!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Sep 26, 2010 2:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Pickle?

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by Cassieper on Sep 26, 2010 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok TD this drive

Then we get a stop on D and we tie it up, Right guys? Right?

by Draco on Sep 26, 2010 2:10 PM CDT reply actions  

YUP

but they better do it fast

Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 26, 2010 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

is anyone else just seeing a blue screen that says

Dallas cowboys @ Houston Texans?

living the Texas dream

by Joe25 on Sep 26, 2010 2:11 PM CDT reply actions  

No

You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.

by Antho10000 on Sep 26, 2010 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nevermind

living the Texas dream

by Joe25 on Sep 26, 2010 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

If we score a TD this drive

i think we can win this

You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.

by Antho10000 on Sep 26, 2010 2:11 PM CDT reply actions  

ideal trajectory for comeback

pats win last year. romo int sets up winning td :) one can hope right?

KP

by stanfordkp on Sep 26, 2010 2:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Woo

Can still win

VEEK VEEK

by CaptainCool on Sep 26, 2010 2:12 PM CDT reply actions  

TD????

fuck it ill take it

living the Texas dream

by Joe25 on Sep 26, 2010 2:12 PM CDT reply actions  

TD

put down the bleach?

Houston Texans Number One

by jaws on Sep 26, 2010 2:12 PM CDT reply actions  

not yet

the d still has to take the field

Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 26, 2010 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

pound it in

Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 26, 2010 2:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Goal Line.

Time to make a statement with the O-line.

by Tailgate Andy on Sep 26, 2010 2:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah, he was just short

Half a yard is all

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by OremLK on Sep 26, 2010 2:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Go Foster.

POUND IT IN

"Fuck you motherfucker!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Sep 26, 2010 2:13 PM CDT reply actions  

PA?

"Fuck you motherfucker!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Sep 26, 2010 2:14 PM CDT reply actions  

WTF? YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY ASSHOLES!

I, amongst many other of the core contributors at Stampede Blue, are officially boycotting the site due to the deplorable "leadership" of head blogger BigBlueShoe. We ask, but do not expect, support, from you, our fellow fans, regardless of your team affiliation. The ideals of fairness and respect that are the foundation of this great sport that we all love should not stop at the chalk on the boundaries of the gridiron, but should continue through to the fans and beyond. To show your support you may email dhalprin123@gmail.com at SBNation and respectfully ask for the removal of Brad Wells as head blogger of Stampede Blue. Thank You.

by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 26, 2010 2:14 PM CDT reply actions  

They are expecting Foster.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

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by Cassieper on Sep 26, 2010 2:15 PM CDT reply actions  

It shouldn't matter if they're expecting it.

We should be able to move forward a half a yard, no matter what.

by Tailgate Andy on Sep 26, 2010 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

And yet.....

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

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by Cassieper on Sep 26, 2010 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

it’s more a statement of an ideal, rather than a statement of anything close to reality.

by Tailgate Andy on Sep 26, 2010 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

PI

living the Texas dream

by Joe25 on Sep 26, 2010 2:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Keith Brooking getting exploited in coverage.

Continue this please?

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 26, 2010 2:15 PM CDT reply actions  

He wasn't even looking for the ball.

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by Cassieper on Sep 26, 2010 2:15 PM CDT reply actions  

PA WORKED! Four more downs!

"Fuck you motherfucker!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Sep 26, 2010 2:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Nope.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

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by Cassieper on Sep 26, 2010 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holding saved the Cowboys there.

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by Cassieper on Sep 26, 2010 2:15 PM CDT reply actions  

What's up with our tackles today man.

"Fuck you motherfucker!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Sep 26, 2010 2:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Kubiak icing the offense.

Let’s hope it works as well as icing the kicker usually does.

by Tailgate Andy on Sep 26, 2010 2:16 PM CDT reply actions  

A time out?

WHY? We’re gonna need that for later.

"Fuck you motherfucker!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Sep 26, 2010 2:17 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm curious...

Did Dennison make the run call and Kubes overruled him with a Timeout?

by Fuzion on Sep 26, 2010 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

true

"Fuck you motherfucker!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Sep 26, 2010 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

come on man

we are right there. just tap it in. just tap it in. just tappa tappa tappa

Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 26, 2010 2:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Love this commercial.

"Fuck you motherfucker!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Sep 26, 2010 2:17 PM CDT reply actions  

hate all commercials

Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 26, 2010 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

great time out guys

Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 26, 2010 2:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Stop

living the Texas dream

by Joe25 on Sep 26, 2010 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

We used to have a Colts "fan" like this guy...

He only commented when we were sucking. We went to his house and shoved his keyboard up his ass. Now all he says is “drgm9iwj45i9t [{$]5’sr5-p-=p” when he farts.

I, amongst many other of the core contributors at Stampede Blue, are officially boycotting the site due to the deplorable "leadership" of head blogger BigBlueShoe. We ask, but do not expect, support, from you, our fellow fans, regardless of your team affiliation. The ideals of fairness and respect that are the foundation of this great sport that we all love should not stop at the chalk on the boundaries of the gridiron, but should continue through to the fans and beyond. To show your support you may email dhalprin123@gmail.com at SBNation and respectfully ask for the removal of Brad Wells as head blogger of Stampede Blue. Thank You.

by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 26, 2010 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Indytoad.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Check out my 2010 Return to Football Soundtrack piece on 18to88. Probably my favorite thing that I write all year.

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by Cassieper on Sep 26, 2010 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's him. Total asswipe.

I, amongst many other of the core contributors at Stampede Blue, are officially boycotting the site due to the deplorable "leadership" of head blogger BigBlueShoe. We ask, but do not expect, support, from you, our fellow fans, regardless of your team affiliation. The ideals of fairness and respect that are the foundation of this great sport that we all love should not stop at the chalk on the boundaries of the gridiron, but should continue through to the fans and beyond. To show your support you may email dhalprin123@gmail.com at SBNation and respectfully ask for the removal of Brad Wells as head blogger of Stampede Blue. Thank You.

by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 26, 2010 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Us Schaub fan's started it.

I don’t remember who started it, but the original plan was to post this pic anytime Toolshed posted something negative about Schaub. I have to give him credit for turning it around on us.

by Tailgate Andy on Sep 26, 2010 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

..........

I, amongst many other of the core contributors at Stampede Blue, are officially boycotting the site due to the deplorable "leadership" of head blogger BigBlueShoe. We ask, but do not expect, support, from you, our fellow fans, regardless of your team affiliation. The ideals of fairness and respect that are the foundation of this great sport that we all love should not stop at the chalk on the boundaries of the gridiron, but should continue through to the fans and beyond. To show your support you may email dhalprin123@gmail.com at SBNation and respectfully ask for the removal of Brad Wells as head blogger of Stampede Blue. Thank You.

by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 26, 2010 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I don't get it.

Does this mean you love it when a plan comes together?

by Tailgate Andy on Sep 26, 2010 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was more from the Toolshed perspective.

I, amongst many other of the core contributors at Stampede Blue, are officially boycotting the site due to the deplorable "leadership" of head blogger BigBlueShoe. We ask, but do not expect, support, from you, our fellow fans, regardless of your team affiliation. The ideals of fairness and respect that are the foundation of this great sport that we all love should not stop at the chalk on the boundaries of the gridiron, but should continue through to the fans and beyond. To show your support you may email dhalprin123@gmail.com at SBNation and respectfully ask for the removal of Brad Wells as head blogger of Stampede Blue. Thank You.

by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 26, 2010 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

considering they haven't played it all game long

they should be full of D

Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 26, 2010 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hate the fucking cowboys.

Love the Texans, Never been in Texas

by flanno7hi on Sep 26, 2010 2:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Gosh, fire Frank Bush already.

The zone defense just completely dicked us over there.

by Nashmeister on Sep 26, 2010 2:20 PM CDT reply actions  

It's time for the D

To stop looking like they suck….

by Fuzion on Sep 26, 2010 2:20 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

And get a turnover

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by distant_texans_fan on Sep 26, 2010 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Boom

living the Texas dream

by Joe25 on Sep 26, 2010 2:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Dumbass

living the Texas dream

by Joe25 on Sep 26, 2010 2:23 PM CDT reply actions  

fuck these announcers

Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 26, 2010 2:23 PM CDT reply actions  

HUGE BRAIN FART

Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 26, 2010 2:23 PM CDT reply actions  

What was that, 15 penalties?

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Check out my 2010 Return to Football Soundtrack piece on 18to88. Probably my favorite thing that I write all year.

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by Cassieper on Sep 26, 2010 2:23 PM CDT reply actions  

My play by play is still sitting on the FG

WTF is going on?

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by distant_texans_fan on Sep 26, 2010 2:24 PM CDT reply actions  

You know why you don't know where the ball is, Joe?

Because you’re a goddamn moron fuckface who only got his job by being the son of someone who was actually good.

by riversmccown on Sep 26, 2010 2:24 PM CDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA

TIME FOR ROOK TO ATEP UP AND GET A INT

by southpaw70 on Sep 26, 2010 2:24 PM CDT reply actions  

That was a nice comedic relief

"Fuck you motherfucker!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Sep 26, 2010 2:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Question...

Can someone tell me when 1 penalty offsets with TWO penalties?

This does not compute…

1 DOES NOT EQUAL 2!

by Fuzion on Sep 26, 2010 2:24 PM CDT reply actions  

You can only accept one of the two penalties

so one doesn’t count, making it one on one. Offset.

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by distant_texans_fan on Sep 26, 2010 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 26, 2010 2:24 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

Ugh.

Just ugh.

Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.

Twitter

by Autra on Sep 26, 2010 2:26 PM CDT reply actions  

In all fairness

That was a lot to remember

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by OremLK on Sep 26, 2010 2:26 PM CDT reply actions  

come on D

Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 26, 2010 2:28 PM CDT reply actions  

come on D

Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 26, 2010 2:28 PM CDT reply actions  

ref should've just said

there were a shit load of penalties, all of which offset. First down Cowgirls

by goingforthecorner on Sep 26, 2010 2:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Why would they even pass

Whatever. I’ll take it

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by OremLK on Sep 26, 2010 2:29 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm gonna warm up some taquitos

When i come back we better be fucking winning

VEEK VEEK

by CaptainCool on Sep 26, 2010 2:30 PM CDT reply actions  

CB slipped.

That does happen…unfortunately.

by Fuzion on Sep 26, 2010 2:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Defend? No.

I wouldn’t mind playing WR against him though.

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by Autra on Sep 26, 2010 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Dude...

I’m 6’3" and 200 something lbs…they could have ME play WR against him and I’d be a fantasy football DREAM…

by Fuzion on Sep 26, 2010 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's a rookie

Rookies get near unlimited rope in any sport. If they keep sucking in their second season, that’s when you start calling for their jobs.

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by OremLK on Sep 26, 2010 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ouch.

Nice safety help. Eugene.

by Nashmeister on Sep 26, 2010 2:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Game...blouses

Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 26, 2010 2:31 PM CDT reply actions  

No excuses after this game.

We came out flat and that’s it.

If we don’t mount a comeback now, it’s over.

"Fuck you motherfucker!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Sep 26, 2010 2:31 PM CDT reply actions  

we just assumed we would win

they played all game like there was no way to lose

by Draco on Sep 26, 2010 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Which is stupid, because our defense has been terrible every game so far, and we only win when our offense plays lights-out. It did the first two games. Today — not so much.

by ChrisZ on Sep 26, 2010 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

This week is going to suck

but whatever. No reason why we can’t win our next 3 games. @ Raiders, vs Giants, vs Chiefs

by goingforthecorner on Sep 26, 2010 2:31 PM CDT reply actions  

well time to destroy the team all over the airwaves.

better luck next week guys. i’m done

Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 26, 2010 2:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Put in Troy Nolan...

At least he can catch a ball if it’s near him.

by Fuzion on Sep 26, 2010 2:32 PM CDT reply actions  

FIRE FRANK BUSH.

His slip-defense has completely cost us the game. A good defensive coordinator would NOT have called for a CB slip there.

by Nashmeister on Sep 26, 2010 2:32 PM CDT reply actions  

It's amazing

His defense didn’t cost us the Washington game, too.

by Fuzion on Sep 26, 2010 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

And yes...

I was actually being serious.

by Fuzion on Sep 26, 2010 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fire Dennison too then

Imagine if we could’ve just converted in the redzone

by goingforthecorner on Sep 26, 2010 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was Frank Bush's fault.

The zone defense completely ruined that goal-line drive for us. Just terrible defensive coordinating.

by Nashmeister on Sep 26, 2010 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I knew this would happen

I was so worried that Dallas wanted this game more and they’re proving it. Now I have to endure all the shit talk tomorrow at work. Thanks a lot KJ

by LordGav1n on Sep 26, 2010 2:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Slaton

Only doing a good job when it doesn’t matter anymore…

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by OremLK on Sep 26, 2010 2:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Slaton with a good return?!?!?!

You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.

by Antho10000 on Sep 26, 2010 2:33 PM CDT reply actions  

This game was definitely a good example

Of a big letdown game. Too much of a high from the past two weeks.

by Fuzion on Sep 26, 2010 2:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Call me blind

But I think we still got this.

Right guise?

"Fuck you motherfucker!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Sep 26, 2010 2:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Annnnd ballgame

"It's an easy game, man. Easy game."
~Edgerrin James

by 87 Rides A Surfboard on Sep 26, 2010 2:35 PM CDT reply actions  

We need a quick TD to get us back in the game

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by distant_texans_fan on Sep 26, 2010 2:35 PM CDT reply actions  

NOO

THATS THE GAME

You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.

by Antho10000 on Sep 26, 2010 2:35 PM CDT reply actions  

No doubt.

"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."

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The Dreamshake

by Xiane on Sep 26, 2010 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes

my thoughts precisely.

Houston Texans Number One

by jaws on Sep 26, 2010 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

later guys

im gonna face the Cowboy trolls

living the Texas dream

by Joe25 on Sep 26, 2010 2:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Well hey...

I guess let’s get all the suck out now and just win out? I’m all for that.

by Fuzion on Sep 26, 2010 2:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Typical Frank Bush.

You’ve gotta hold onto the ball, there.

by Nashmeister on Sep 26, 2010 2:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Bottoms up.

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by Autra on Sep 26, 2010 2:36 PM CDT reply actions  

So you know they're going to run...

And you call soft zones…

GOOD BYE FUCKING BUSH…

by Fuzion on Sep 26, 2010 2:36 PM CDT reply actions  

I know, he's just awful.

Completely blew the huge lead that our dynamic offense gave him.

by Nashmeister on Sep 26, 2010 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Only upside?

The dude I’m playing against in FF(happens to be my boss) has Schaub as his QB.

Whopping 4.52 points so far.

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by Autra on Sep 26, 2010 2:39 PM CDT reply actions  

why was there like a 7 yard space

on 4th and 2??

You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.

by Antho10000 on Sep 26, 2010 2:41 PM CDT reply actions  

My god this coverage

Can you even call it coverage if you just let them catch the ball with 15 yard cushions?

by Toolshed1 on Sep 26, 2010 2:41 PM CDT reply actions  

It's Schaub's fault right?

"Fuck you motherfucker!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Sep 26, 2010 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna throw it out there

Even good teams lose games. It IS okay to lose one here and there. Just not too often.

by Fuzion on Sep 26, 2010 2:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Our offence needs to show up BIG time next week

You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.

by Antho10000 on Sep 26, 2010 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nonsense.

Surely we must fire everybody right now.

by Nashmeister on Sep 26, 2010 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Big difference between

Losing a close game and getting our asses fucking kicked by a team that was 0-2.

by riversmccown on Sep 26, 2010 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fucking kicked?

Nah, our defense has been this bad consistently, so it’s not too much of a surprise.

If our offense falters, we know it’s going to suck.

by Fuzion on Sep 26, 2010 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

...our offense did suck today.

Quite possibly worse than the defense, in fact.

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by OremLK on Sep 26, 2010 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can't wait to put on the tape and see if Mario Williams was doubled all game or just sucked

That’ll be about the only suspense I have this week.

Schaub was fucking terrible, the pass protection was abysmal, the red zone run game was lol’s, there was no pass rush, the secondary…who am I kidding, we have no secondary.

I want the three hours of my life back that I wasted on this game.

by riversmccown on Sep 26, 2010 2:43 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't have bleach

but I have Franzia. Will that work?

by cubic on Sep 26, 2010 2:43 PM CDT reply actions  

This is nice

but now we have to hear all the adulation about the Cowboys. “Wade Philips is teh best coach evar! Roy Williams wasn’t a bust! We never doubted!!”

by LordGav1n on Sep 26, 2010 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is the secondary's best game.

Only 284 given up.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 26, 2010 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh god.

"Fuck you motherfucker!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Sep 26, 2010 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well.

I suppose that’s accurate, since Dallas has ticked the clock a lot more, and actually rushed compared to other teams.

by Fuzion on Sep 26, 2010 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

We should just rush 11 on every play

since our secondary might as well not be there.

by cubic on Sep 26, 2010 2:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Somehow...

I think Slaton won’t be KR next week.

by Fuzion on Sep 26, 2010 2:47 PM CDT reply actions  

I bet he is

cause he’s been suckin since the first kickoff to him yet there he is the next game

You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.

by Antho10000 on Sep 26, 2010 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Things are finally going our way guise!

"Fuck you motherfucker!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Sep 26, 2010 2:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Dallas – 31:36
Houston – 25:50

by ChrisZ on Sep 26, 2010 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Our O

came out flat.

"Fuck you motherfucker!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Sep 26, 2010 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks Chris

I think that says it all. I’d love to compare this weeks T.O.P. versus last week’s and the first week’s.

by Fuzion on Sep 26, 2010 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Week 1

Houston – 30:53
Indy – 29:07

Week 2

Houston – 39:49
Washington – 31:47

I’m pretty surprised by the Indy numbers, though I didn’t see the game.

by ChrisZ on Sep 26, 2010 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

You don't use much clock

while running 4 times down the field for a TD.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Check out my 2010 Return to Football Soundtrack piece on 18to88. Probably my favorite thing that I write all year.

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by Cassieper on Sep 26, 2010 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

well look at our schedule

we can still have a great record be fore we go up against the colts

living the Texas dream

by Joe25 on Sep 26, 2010 2:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Still better than an 0-3 start.

"Fuck you motherfucker!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Sep 26, 2010 2:52 PM CDT reply actions  

well

an 0-3 start for Dallas would’ve been pretty nice.

by cubic on Sep 26, 2010 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

is this loss a good thing?

now they can stop making a big deal about the Texans and let them be unknown again

living the Texas dream

by Joe25 on Sep 26, 2010 2:52 PM CDT reply actions  

I agree.

No more “breakout year” for the Texans talk. It annoys me.

by Fuzion on Sep 26, 2010 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hopefully

Not sure they can handle the national media

VEEK VEEK

by CaptainCool on Sep 26, 2010 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think so

this team is better as an underdog for whatever reason

by Draco on Sep 26, 2010 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't ever say a loss is a good thing.

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by Cassieper on Sep 26, 2010 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Im not lookin foward to the way the media will soak this game and anything cowboy related in their cum

And good god the trolls will be all in my ear soon

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by Antho10000 on Sep 26, 2010 2:53 PM CDT reply actions  

prediction

We score a TD, recover onside kick, score another quick TD, recover onside kick, score a TD, convert 2 points and win the game.

It can happen

by cubic on Sep 26, 2010 2:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Yay TD

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by Joe25 on Sep 26, 2010 2:53 PM CDT reply actions  

We'll be 5-1 after 6 games

Before the season started, if you told me we’d be 2-1 after playing the Colts, Redskins, and Cowboys, I’ll take it

by goingforthecorner on Sep 26, 2010 2:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Lester Hayes is available.

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by Xiane on Sep 26, 2010 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pad those stats, offense.

I’m still crediting you with 6 points scored.

by Nashmeister on Sep 26, 2010 2:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah but I have JJ as my WR3

A touchdown please!

"Fuck you motherfucker!"

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by Jordann on Sep 26, 2010 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shortest guy in the field recovers it.

"Fuck you motherfucker!"

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by Jordann on Sep 26, 2010 2:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Scauby looks inaccurate this week.

Which he seems to do three times every season.

by Fuzion on Sep 26, 2010 2:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Fitting.

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by TexansDC on Sep 26, 2010 2:57 PM CDT reply actions  

He's not in Madden, man.

Make him your 4th WR in the empty backfield.

Yes, that’s how low I’ve sunk.

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by Xiane on Sep 26, 2010 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why does the offence wait till now to show up???

But wit that INT this thing is finally over. So see ya next week

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by Antho10000 on Sep 26, 2010 2:59 PM CDT reply actions  

They never showed up.

It just shows. If you put your heart into playing like shit for four and a half quarters, eventually you’ll get to pad stats against the prevent defense.

by Nashmeister on Sep 26, 2010 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

They got a bye

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by Antho10000 on Sep 26, 2010 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

They're going to lose to the bye.

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by Xiane on Sep 26, 2010 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know they have a bye, fool.

I meant who do they play AFTER the bye.

by Fuzion on Sep 26, 2010 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

You mean when they're 1-3 after the bye?

 I don’t know.

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by Xiane on Sep 26, 2010 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

titans at home i think...

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by demonbane on Sep 26, 2010 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I needed a TD from JJ

wtf!

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by Jordann on Sep 26, 2010 3:00 PM CDT reply actions  

TDC has the post-game misery

I’ll be video editing so we can all slosh around in the crapulence. Godspeed with your bleach, everyone.

by riversmccown on Sep 26, 2010 3:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Well at least the season premier of Dexter is tonight

Hopefully the death of his wife can distract me from this miserable miserable day.

by Toolshed1 on Sep 26, 2010 3:01 PM CDT reply actions  

She dies!!!

No way.

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by distant_texans_fan on Sep 26, 2010 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow

That was a horrible game. Frank Bush, WTF? Slaton, WTF? The whole oline, WTF? The whole Defense, WTF?

by Jahon on Sep 26, 2010 3:01 PM CDT reply actions  

HOW 'BOUT THEM COWBOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and the REAL Texans show up. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by in10sity on Sep 26, 2010 3:03 PM CDT reply actions  

We knew we could count on you.

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