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Introducing "Of Prayer and The Penis Enhancement Connundrum"


I pray everyday. Praying is awesome. You can pray for anything and if God likes you then he will give it to you. It's like when you visit some hussy's live web cam show to watch her masturbate and on the toolbar there is a "wish list" of things she'd like people to buy for her. Praying is just like that, except with God. One time I prayed for my penis to be bigger and two days later my grandpa died. So don't pray for your penis to grow bigger or your grandpa will die. I learned that the hard way.

The Texans lost. Cry, cry, cry.

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