BRB's Comcastic Red Zone Review: Cowboys v. Texans

by Tim on Sep 27, 2010 9:24 PM CDT in Comcast Sponsored Posts

A brief look at how your Houston Texans fared in the red zone on the rare occasions when they actually breached the Cowboys' 20-yard line:

Trips to Red Zone: 3
Scores in Red Zone: 3 (2 FGs by Neil Rackers, TD to Kevin Walter)
Red Zone Efficiency: 100%

One of those red zone field goals was, of course, the result of the Texans being unable to get in the end zone despite having 1st and Goal at the DAL 1. Never has purported 100% red zone efficiency been so dissatisfying.

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I'm sorry, saying you are feel dissatisfied...

is that supposed to be your apology?

I dub the Cowboys.....Jesus-pony poop, 6 months after it's expiration date

by Rip Jersey on Sep 27, 2010 10:49 PM CDT reply actions

Why the fuck

would Tim need to apologize?

"MDC: Droppin' knowledge like a librarian with Parkinson's." --Jonathan Loesche

"He tells me he’s playing, he’s playing." --Gary Kubiak, on Andre Johnson

by MDC on Sep 28, 2010 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions

He roots for the Cowturds to beat the Texans fuckface!

I dub the Cowboys.....Jesus-pony poop, 6 months after it's expiration date

by Rip Jersey on Sep 28, 2010 7:30 AM CDT up reply actions

I think you're very confused.

Extremely, very confused.

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 28, 2010 7:39 AM CDT up reply actions

Precisely

Because writing that I thought a desperate Dallas team would beat the Texans necessarily means that’s what I was hoping/rooting would happen.

Keep your fingers crossed; I’m waiting to hear back from Dave Halprin about getting that long-coveted weekly posting gig at Blogging The Boys. Until then, I’l just keep going through the motions on this blog centered on a team I want to see fail. Frankly, I don’t know what I’m going to write about until 2014, when the Texans get to play the Cowboys again.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Sep 28, 2010 7:45 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions 5 recs

I guess we could always sign Terrell Owens

- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog

by riversmccown on Sep 28, 2010 7:52 AM CDT up reply actions

GET YOUR POPCORN OUT!

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Sep 28, 2010 8:43 AM CDT up reply actions

pass the popcorn

It’s fun to sit back and watch these guys get all bent out of shape over what was only meant as a joke. Their buttons are so delicate….I wasn’t joking about what I said about MDC, though. He used the wrong word, LOL! Wound up a little tight….

I dub the Cowboys.....Jesus-pony poop, 6 months after it's expiration date

by Rip Jersey on Sep 28, 2010 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions