Skeletor Named 2010 NFL Owner of the Year

by Rip Jersey on Sep 3, 2010 10:32 PM CDT

Citing his own personal criteria for unilaterally selecting Jerrah Jones, the ego-driven owner of the Dallas Cowturds as NFL Owner of the Year, Michael Silver of YahooSports had this to say:

I’m looking at the way the people in charge of the purse-strings operate on a leaguewide level, as well as how they run their respective franchises. I’m partial toward owners who are proactive in their pursuit of revenue and who aggressively spend money in an effort to enhance their on-field product. I like winners – not the accidental kind, but the bosses whose relentless pursuit of excellence translates to sustained success – and I despise whiners.

Most of all, I try to ask myself a single overriding question: If you were a fan of this team, how would you feel about this person running the show?

All that Silver says is true. Jones is an excellent NFL owner and he represents for all owners. It's true. Congrats to you, Jerrah! Don't let it go to your head though. Part 2 of the Cowpie-kicking lesson is coming in Week 3.

BTW, Jerrah has to share the award with Robert Kraft, owner of the New England Patriots. Houston Texans owner Bob McNair just missed the playoffs coming in with an honorable mention in10th place.

EDIT: Skeletor was reached for comment...

"People of Eternia! I stand before the Great Eye of the galaxy. Chosen by destiny by the powers of Greyskull! This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes, even as He-Man himself bears witness to it. Now. I, Skeletor, am Master of the Universe! YES! Yes... I feel it, the power... fills me. Yes, I feel the universe within me! I am... I am a part of the cosmos! The power flows... Flows through me! Of what consequence are you now? This planet, these people. They are NOTHING to me! The universe is power! Real, unstoppable POWER! and I am that force! I am that power! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER! Fool! you are no longer my EQUAL! I am more than man! MORE THAN LIFE! I... am... a... GOD! Now. You... will... KNEEEEEL! KNEEEEL"

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I disagree, Rip

There is such a thing as too aggressive. Especially in football. Oh well, who cares? It’s a Yahoo! sanctioned award.

by Cut Block on Sep 4, 2010 1:43 AM CDT reply actions

No one is perfect CB, and being in the spotlight like he is, a lot of things get exaggerated

He has been very aggressive, I know in building his new stadium, but he went the extra mile in trying to make it as spectacular as possible, and I know some will say too much. He has also gone to bat for other owners on various issues, including their new stadiums. He is one of the most vocally supportive owners in the league. I can’t say anything bad about him, except that he feeds the fire of all cowpukes. If you can come up with a specific controversy that causes you to dislike him, I would be interested in hearing about it.

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Sep 4, 2010 7:19 AM CDT up reply actions

let's see...

He fancies himself a football man. Cowboys’ GM? That was a sane ownership move?

by Cut Block on Sep 5, 2010 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions

his most of all comment

a lot of cowbitch fans dislike jerrah jones. Shit he is the main reason I stopped rooting for the cowbitxhes!

"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Sep 4, 2010 4:26 AM CDT reply actions

I thought this was a post about Skeletor

- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog

by riversmccown on Sep 4, 2010 7:41 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs

Wait, Skeletor?

The world's biggest BCS hater and damn proud of it!

Proud Colts fan boycotting StampedeBlue.com since 7/17/2010

The opinions of Brad Wells (BigBlueShoe) do NOT speak for all Colts fans. Most Colts fans are well informed fans and good-hearted people. Most Colts fans are not egotistical douchebags.

This has been a public service announcement.

by MrNFL on Sep 19, 2010 5:26 PM CDT reply actions