Troll-A-Colts Fan
by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 5, 2010 2:19 PM CDT
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Hello Texans Faithful! I am peytonsurdaddy and I will be your Colts Troll for the season!
I am establishing this thread as a sister-thread to the Ask-A-Colts Fan thread already posted in your site's fanshots. Whereas in that thread there are civilized people asking civilized questions about position concerns, statistics and other boring crap, this thread will be dedicated solely to the time-honored tradition of Smack-Talk!
Now as much as I'd like this to be a true display of anarchy, we have to establish a couple of ground rules (BOOOOOOO!) first.
- This is all in good fun. Have fun. Laugh. If you are the kind of person who gets angry when someone says something insulting about your team READ NO FURTHER! Please, click here and visit the other thread and enjoy some real football talk. These comments are only going to anger you.
- People are going to respond to your insults with their own insults. If you are one of those people who can dish it out, but you can't take it, this thread isn't for you.
- Your site rules and community guidelines are NOT suspended for this thread! I suspect that all the homers here are familiar with what you can and can't say on this site. These rules still apply for the duration of this thread. Please help visiting Colts fans, who are less familiar with the rules, by pointing out the errors of their ways.
- NO PERSONAL ATTACKS! Feel free to insult teams, players, coaches, home towns, but please refrain from attacking individual posters. Example of an acceptable insult: Peighton Menning's forehead is larger than the grill of a Mack truck. Example of an UNacceptable insult: Your mother's butt is larger than the grill of a Mack truck.
- I would like for one of your community, whether it be a mod, writer, or merely a level-headed regular to act as a referee that will let other Texans fans know when they are breaking the rules. I will fill that role for the Colts fans. Volunteers?
- Don't ruin this for everybody else by forcing the site moderators to step in and close this thread down.
- You can email me if you have a concern that you don't want addressed publicly. My address is listed on my profile.
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HOUSTON SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have fun, it's just a game!
Thanks For Participating
peytonsurdaddy
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"community guidelines?
What’s that?
And why is Pei-tan Manneng’s forehead so big?
Also, is Peytun really my daddy?
by Jordann on Sep 5, 2010 2:25 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
1) It's those things that you get banned for violating at SB. You know, like thou shalt not question my godliness and stuff.
2) He has to have such a big forehead to house the ginormous brain that is required to keep track of the number of times he has pwned your pitiful little team.
3) Answering that would be a violation of rule 4. Try again.
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by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 5, 2010 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rule 4
NO PERSONAL ATTACKS! Feel free to insult teams, players, coaches, home towns, but please refrain from attacking individual posters. Example of an acceptable insult: Peighton Menning’s forehead is larger than the grill of a Mack truck. Example of an UNacceptable insult: Your mother’s butt is larger than the grill of a Mack truck.
So that means your handle violates rule 4. Therefore, you are BANNED!
by Jordann on Sep 5, 2010 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions 7 recs
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOES!!!!!!!!!
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by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 5, 2010 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Rec'd
A Texas Wannabe, born and raised in New Zealand. Currently located 7539 miles South west of Houston.
by distant_texans_fan on Sep 5, 2010 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, this kind of thing just isn't for me...
Maybe if the Texans had been to, and lost, a few Super Bowls, I’d feel differently?
Timmy?!
A Texas Wannabe, born and raised in New Zealand. Currently located 7539 miles South west of Houston.
by distant_texans_fan on Sep 5, 2010 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Draft for what?
I’m only in the JWML.
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
DAMN!!!!11!!~!!!
Fuck it….everyone loves a cupcake on the schedule.
And why didn’t I ever get an e-mail about the draft?
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
No.
But I changed all my Yahoo sports stuff to send e-mails to my Gmail account. Oh well. Now I’ll finally have my ideal JWML team.
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
Who care about your crappy team!
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
Flagged
For inappropriate discussion thread. Get back to the insults, dammit!
Q: If losses by fewer than 7 points are 3 times more likely than blowout losses to cause Tim to get blindingly drunk, do you take the over or the under on the number of Scott appearances as 3.5?
TexansDC: False. You can’t get drunk from Coors Light.
Fuck you
And your little flags too. You closet Peightaun-loving bitch.
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
Closet???
U didn’t know LoneSpot stole one of PEightan’s jockstrap and sniffs it when he is having relations with a woman himself???
"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!
by Taco Joe on Sep 7, 2010 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
How dare you!
I told you that shit in confidence. Fucker.
Q: If losses by fewer than 7 points are 3 times more likely than blowout losses to cause Tim to get blindingly drunk, do you take the over or the under on the number of Scott appearances as 3.5?
TexansDC: False. You can’t get drunk from Coors Light.
Lonespot
you told me and like 30 other BRBers when you were drunk that night…
I am tattooing a picture of Jacobi Jones to my Mannschaft, Because it loves to go deep and always does a dance in the end...zone!
Go Texans!
Wait. You were there?
Shit. My blackouts need more clarity.
Q: If losses by fewer than 7 points are 3 times more likely than blowout losses to cause Tim to get blindingly drunk, do you take the over or the under on the number of Scott appearances as 3.5?
TexansDC: False. You can’t get drunk from Coors Light.
"You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right."- Charles Barkley
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
GO TEEM,.................!
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by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 5, 2010 3:44 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
More importantly
Who’s the fucktard wearing a Vikings’ jersey?
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
Boomer Grigsby maybe?
A Texas Wannabe, born and raised in New Zealand. Currently located 7539 miles South west of Houston.
by distant_texans_fan on Sep 6, 2010 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought it was Jared Allen
Underestimate No One, Take Nothing For Granted
by SaintsFanInIraq on Sep 8, 2010 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
they are patriots fans!!!
"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!
Let's see...
They’re in Reliant Stadium with 18 seconds left. The Pats have possession of the ball and you want me to believe it’s Pats fans calling for crowd noise. Yeah, right.
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by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 5, 2010 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Who knows when they decided to be pats fans?
I mean, there weren’t enough to fill up your local dive bar before Brady came around. It’s possible that, should they live in Texas, that it’s their first game. They may not have enven watched anything other than the Super Bowls. You gotta cut the noobs some slack.
It turns out I overestimated my apathy, but not enough to matter.
by einman77 on Sep 6, 2010 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I will say this
You Picked Wall!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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by I draft the Cowboys!!!! on Sep 5, 2010 3:58 PM CDT reply actions
Oh, crap, a Cowgurls fan. Hide the silverware.
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by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 5, 2010 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Shit
Hide the jewelery and Electronics too they need all the money they can find to afford Coke and pay Jerrah Jones’s salary..
"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!
longhorn's
"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!
"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!
by Taco Joe on Sep 5, 2010 4:18 PM CDT reply actions 9 recs
I love that i received 7 recs for this
I was afraid it was in bad taste and then i farted and felt better.
"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!
by Taco Joe on Sep 7, 2010 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Bad taste?
Like what, Coors Light?
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
Check out my new sig.
Q: If losses by fewer than 7 points are 3 times more likely than blowout losses to cause Tim to get blindingly drunk, do you take the over or the under on the number of Scott appearances as 3.5?
TexansDC: False. You can’t get drunk from Coors Light.
by LoneSpot on Sep 7, 2010 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
Texans – Schaub = Cards
Colts – Peyton = Lions
You can't fix Dumb or being a VYFB
by Texans-Brocos on Sep 5, 2010 6:05 PM CDT reply actions 13 recs
rec'd for truth
"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!
You guessed it! I goo'd another one...on a roll!
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
You are a prophet
Since after today this is that much more true
I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Sep 6, 2010 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm the Math Jesus..
I don’t have the hair for the clipboard, and cant sell 40 billion jerseys like TT, but I can do the math!
You can't fix Dumb or being a VYFB
by Texans-Brocos on Sep 7, 2010 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions
"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!
So Very True....
Sanders is so fragile, eight bones shattered while watching an opera video.
"It's the sport of kings....better than diamond rings.....football."
by Christopher H on Sep 5, 2010 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
The high F sharp gets him every time....
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
Maria Carey...
Was showing how to break a champagne glass and bob sanders was in the crowd and his knee caps exploded.
"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!
champagne flute**
"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!
Lol...
I remember way back when Charles Barkley mentioned he though KJ maybe had a yeast infection. For you younguns, KJ was an incredible point guard for the Suns who was always hurt. This made me think of it.
I've always wondered
whether when teams say someone has an undisclosed injury, that’s the nature of the injury they’re talking about – yeast infection, crabs, athlete’s foot, whatever.
Oh and I for one remember KJ – probably the best point guard ever at my alma mater…
How can you not love a team that does this?
what
about J Kidd
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.........
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by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 5, 2010 11:17 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 6, 2010 1:11 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Would a Mr. Mittens pic make you happier, my misguided friend?
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by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 6, 2010 1:47 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't know need a Mr. Mittens pick.
I can just stand in front of the mirror!
Adoring my gorgeous set of locks.
/hair swing
Too bad your hair isn't this good
Tim Tebow might have gotten the soul of Jesus, but Charlie Whitehurst got his hair
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Sep 6, 2010 6:43 AM CDT up reply actions
Someone out-haired mittens ?
This is a sad day.
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They don't call him Clipboard Jesus for nothing
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Sep 8, 2010 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions
That isn't Jake Gillenhall?
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Oh...
And what’s the record now? 19457583878-1?
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Is that the number of NFL
fans that prefers the Patriots over the Colts?
by Jordann on Sep 6, 2010 3:32 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's the Schaub to Peyton injury ratio.
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by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 6, 2010 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's the success ratio
for winning an onside kick in the second half of the superbowl.
by Jordann on Sep 6, 2010 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions 7 recs
/sputters in rage
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by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 6, 2010 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Well played Mauer
Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
Sorry, even though I have no dog in this fight, that was funny. You get Rec.
Underestimate No One, Take Nothing For Granted
by SaintsFanInIraq on Sep 8, 2010 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions
..........
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For Jordann
"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!
by Taco Joe on Sep 6, 2010 3:08 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs
I always loved the HEB commercials with Clemens, Pettite, and Carr.
Carr would carry the soup cans one at a time, minus bags. “Because he hates sacks.”
Is it rec's that goo a post?
If I am even talking about the right thing. If so this needs to be goo’d….and how many does it take?
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
It wasn't by the texans but it was beautiful
You can't fix Dumb or being a VYFB
by Texans-Brocos on Sep 6, 2010 9:22 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Hank Baskett needs to suffer the fate
of Prometheus.
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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I just passed 60,000 total comments this week. It takes a special skill to be one of the most obsessive fans on a sports blog for obsessive fans.
How will you feel when this happens to Bob Flanders?
Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
by nolander on Sep 7, 2010 1:31 PM CDT reply actions 10 recs
REC'd FOR BEASTYNESS!!!
The Cards D got FUCKSTOMPED by Andre Johnson!
"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!
Yeah.....
like that will happen.
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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I just passed 60,000 total comments this week. It takes a special skill to be one of the most obsessive fans on a sports blog for obsessive fans.
True
Bob Sanders’ would break something just watching the tape of Andre doing this.
Shit man….you better hope nobody e-mails him the GIF file that Nolander posted.
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
I wish I had His email
"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!
Apparently you've blocked out the memory of Bobzilla's tackling.
And I don’t blame you, it looks like a wood chipper tackling a preschool.
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by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 7, 2010 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions
it crashes into it (with its head) at full speed
and breaks?
Winning season... Check. Higher expectation bar... big Check.
by BattleRedHusker on Sep 8, 2010 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Rec'd
Andre is an artist. An artist of raping secondaries.
"Do you ever feel more like you do now then when you got there?"
Rec'd
Needed an excuse to say Fuckstomp this morning.
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by CFHTim on Sep 8, 2010 8:35 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
http://www.battleredblog.com/2009/10/21/1094523/wayne-vs-johnson
Just re read that epic thread !!!
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You shouldn't put links in the title.
Nobody can click on them there.
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nice but those don't tackle like the bobzilla :)
pre-season.. and just warming up… grant was dizzy and wobbly standing up from this one.
by thebossuzzi on Sep 8, 2010 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Keep telling yourselves that.
AJ knows when to lead with his head and when to lead with his ass….watch the video again. Grant was stupid enough to try and go head to head.
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
Tackle like the Bobzilla ?
You mean injure yourself in the first game ?
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he could get injure at the speed he plays the game, but so does anyone getting hit by him
I agree with Brett Mock
What makes Sanders scary for opponents is that he is a built-in in-game concern if for no other reason than when he hits an offensive player, the likelihood of pain or injury is possibly higher than any other player in the NFL. I would imagine Arian Foster will get at least one chance to meet Bobzilla, and if he is asked about it later, he will probably remember it.
Bob will dislocate something if he runs into Foster :)
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Monday's Comicle
bob sanders still in houston hospital while the doctors try to figure out how he dislocated his jaw, ankle, shoulder, hip, L1-L5 vertebrae, and jaw… on his first play.
I am tattooing a picture of Jacobi Jones to my Mannschaft, Because it loves to go deep and always does a dance in the end...zone!
Go Texans!
by Taco Joe on Sep 9, 2010 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
He'll dislocate his foot in Arian Fostar's ass.
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by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 10, 2010 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions
How is that a good tackle?
They banged heads. I am not dissing Flanders, but that is not my definition of what a good tackle should look like.
Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
yeah he went from full speed to reverse in one motion
thats nearly defying the laws of physics
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Man that GIF fires me the fuck up!
I’m thinking we will see Peyton doing his whining,bitching, and headshaking act when in matters Sunday. While Arian Foster is running time off the clock, Colt’s secondary is getting torched, and Peyton’s Oline is being tossed around like ragdolls.
I'll keep that in mind.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I just passed 60,000 total comments this week. It takes a special skill to be one of the most obsessive fans on a sports blog for obsessive fans.
Cass how are ya man ?
Its been awhile, Brad banned me for typing I agree as a reply to someone’s comment about him. So haven’t been by to visit you guys.
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Hi CFHTim. You're trolling yet another SB Nation blog. Since you've been banned from several other SB Nation blogs, you don't get a warning. You get banned. If you want to get unbanned, email BBS and state your case for re-admission.
Most of us are not "visiting" Stampede Blue" anymore.
"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.
"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.
Wise decision.
I emailed SBN, all Brads fan mail directed towards me. Hope it helps you guys out.
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I'm good.
We’re camped out here now. Did you see our open threads in the FanShots?
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
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I am baiting a troll doubtful he shows
"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!
by Taco Joe on Sep 7, 2010 3:55 PM CDT reply actions 8 recs
Taco You da man.
I feel hungover as shit, but that pic helping me survive the morning.
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This picture is now the official
BANNED picture
I am tattooing a picture of Jacobi Jones to my Mannschaft, Because it loves to go deep and always does a dance in the end...zone!
Go Texans!
Get your Baby Ruth's ready !!!
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Down syndrome faceoff
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by CFHTim on Sep 8, 2010 8:43 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
That's the best you can do?
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
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by Cassieper on Sep 8, 2010 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Neg rec.
I, amongst many other of the core contributors at Stampede Blue, are officially boycotting the site due to the deplorable "leadership" of head blogger BigBlueShoe. We ask, but do not expect, support, from you, our fellow fans, regardless of your team affiliation. The ideals of fairness and respect that are the foundation of this great sport that we all love should not stop at the chalk on the boundaries of the gridiron, but should continue through to the fans and beyond. To show your support you may email dhalprin123@gmail.com at SBNation and respectfully ask for the removal of Brad Wells as head blogger of Stampede Blue. Thank You.
by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 8, 2010 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions
no u
Winning season... Check. Higher expectation bar... big Check.
by BattleRedHusker on Sep 8, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
A limerick
There once was a blogger, BBS
Who would stand up and pound on his chest
Bullshit he would spout
He’d throw it all out
Quite the douchebag he is, I digress
by JustAJ on Sep 8, 2010 10:27 AM CDT reply actions 8 recs
Bored in class
There once was a blogger, BBS
With a blog that was a really big mess
He insulted his readers
To compensate for his weiner
He probably wears his wife’s dress
by JustAJ on Sep 8, 2010 10:35 AM CDT reply actions 9 recs
SBXLIV Replay on NFL network now
Sorry. Is that an example of an UNacceptable insult?
Q: If losses by fewer than 7 points are 3 times more likely than blowout losses to cause Tim to get blindingly drunk, do you take the over or the under on the number of Scott appearances as 3.5?
TexansDC: False. You can’t get drunk from Coors Light.
by LoneSpot on Sep 8, 2010 12:48 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
DIAF
I, amongst many other of the core contributors at Stampede Blue, are officially boycotting the site due to the deplorable "leadership" of head blogger BigBlueShoe. We ask, but do not expect, support, from you, our fellow fans, regardless of your team affiliation. The ideals of fairness and respect that are the foundation of this great sport that we all love should not stop at the chalk on the boundaries of the gridiron, but should continue through to the fans and beyond. To show your support you may email dhalprin123@gmail.com at SBNation and respectfully ask for the removal of Brad Wells as head blogger of Stampede Blue. Thank You.
by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 8, 2010 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Jeffrey Linkenbach meet Super Mario
I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Sep 9, 2010 3:36 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
I hope to see this all season
I want mario to pull off 20 sacks… but expect 14-17
I am tattooing a picture of Jacobi Jones to my Mannschaft, Because it loves to go deep and always does a dance in the end...zone!
Go Texans!
We will punish your Colts
for the transgression of unsportsmanlike conduct of rolling over and playing dead and holding the door for the JETS to waltz into the playoffs in 2009.
May your Colts know no peace until the penance has been paid.
Oh yeah, and The Texans are coming to collect that debt this Sunday ;-). So be ready to pay up mightily in touchdowns lost to us.
So there!
by BattleRedFan on Sep 9, 2010 8:48 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs
Rec'd 1000 times
Will never forgive the Colts for giving up against the Jets. Fuck.
Q: If losses by fewer than 7 points are 3 times more likely than blowout losses to cause Tim to get blindingly drunk, do you take the over or the under on the number of Scott appearances as 3.5?
TexansDC: False. You can’t get drunk from Coors Light.
thing is that this year we play titans on week 16
I just hope you guys dont need us to win that game :)
We won't care by then
You two can fight for the Wild card spot. We’ll already have clinched the division by then.
A Texas Wannabe, born and raised in New Zealand. Currently located 7539 miles South west of Houston.
by distant_texans_fan on Sep 9, 2010 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
LMAO!
And who said Texans fans don’t have a sense of humor?
I, amongst many other of the core contributors at Stampede Blue, are officially boycotting the site due to the deplorable "leadership" of head blogger BigBlueShoe. We ask, but do not expect, support, from you, our fellow fans, regardless of your team affiliation. The ideals of fairness and respect that are the foundation of this great sport that we all love should not stop at the chalk on the boundaries of the gridiron, but should continue through to the fans and beyond. To show your support you may email dhalprin123@gmail.com at SBNation and respectfully ask for the removal of Brad Wells as head blogger of Stampede Blue. Thank You.
by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 10, 2010 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I know...
That’s what made it so LMAOalicious.
I, amongst many other of the core contributors at Stampede Blue, are officially boycotting the site due to the deplorable "leadership" of head blogger BigBlueShoe. We ask, but do not expect, support, from you, our fellow fans, regardless of your team affiliation. The ideals of fairness and respect that are the foundation of this great sport that we all love should not stop at the chalk on the boundaries of the gridiron, but should continue through to the fans and beyond. To show your support you may email dhalprin123@gmail.com at SBNation and respectfully ask for the removal of Brad Wells as head blogger of Stampede Blue. Thank You.
by peytonsurdaddy on Sep 11, 2010 2:55 AM CDT up reply actions
this will be the year the colts are dethroned
=D and it won’t be pretty
by BattleRedFan on Sep 11, 2010 1:26 AM CDT up reply actions
Wah wah.
Maybe you should have made a couple of FG’s instead.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Check out my 2010 Return to Football Soundtrack piece on 18to88. Probably my favorite thing that I write all year.
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If only you could've won either of your games vs. Indy
Then you wouldn’t have had to worry about the Jets. Oh well — easier to blame another team than your own, right?
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by CFHTim on Sep 9, 2010 10:24 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs
I dont know what this is
but I’m gonna rec the piss out of it
I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Sep 9, 2010 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions
He posted it last year.
I would guess that it’s a South Park reference.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Check out my 2010 Return to Football Soundtrack piece on 18to88. Probably my favorite thing that I write all year.
This shameless self-promotion has been brought to you by...........
Giant Douche vs. Turn Sandwich
Guess I could put Brad’s face on it for this year :)
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