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Only three ways Texans can't make playoffs.

Here is the only three ways Houston won't be in the playoffs in 2010.

1.Matt Schaub is hit by a dump truck and shatters every bone in his body.

2.Andre Johnson announces retirement.

3.Reliant stadium burns down and we are forced to forfeit because the bus explodes and all the planes crash or burn before we can use them.

That's it. Those are the only ways we won't make the playoffs.

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