Only three ways Texans can't make playoffs.
by Texans9-7 on Sep 5, 2010 11:01 PM CDT
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1.Matt Schaub is hit by a dump truck and shatters every bone in his body.
2.Andre Johnson announces retirement.
3.Reliant stadium burns down and we are forced to forfeit because the bus explodes and all the planes crash or burn before we can use them.
That's it. Those are the only ways we won't make the playoffs.
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3) 9th
4) 10th
5) 11th
6) 12th….
It turns out I overestimated my apathy, but not enough to matter.
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by TexansDC on Sep 6, 2010 1:28 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
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Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 6, 2010 3:28 AM CDT up reply actions
Wherever We Finish
It will be ahead of those Friggin Cowgirls!!! Ha!!
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
by TEXSON on Sep 6, 2010 1:20 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
OK you can wake up now
Because the only way Houston Finishes ahead of Dallas is in your dreams!!!!
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by I draft the Cowboys!!!! on Sep 6, 2010 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions
am I dreaming?...
when I bring up the Texans all time record against the Cowboys?
by Cut Block on Sep 7, 2010 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
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by Jordann on Sep 6, 2010 3:36 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
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Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 7, 2010 2:30 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
4. Earthquakes
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