Put your name on it: Colts vs Texans final score
by BattleRedFan on Sep 8, 2010 8:01 AM CDT
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Ok I've been thinking of this for a while and while I had a whole clever story that I was going to set down about having a magic crystal ball and having someone cross my palm with Texans tickets ;-).
I just want to get this started while it's still timely. I might wish I had been all creative like tehGrindCrusher did with this epic article about Mario Williams' offseason . Or creative like this other article by tehGrindCrusher about Galacticus and tea leaves But reading this welcome thread for the nomad Colts fans wore me out ;-) (curse you Jordann).
And I'm not sure if pointing to two of his articles makes me a TGC fangirl but they are some of the most creative and memorable submissions to Battle Red Blog. I remember someone did a clever story about Thor trying to get the TE job from Owen Daniels? That was a good one too just can't remember what the title might have been.
Soo I'll post my prediction after the jump
Week 1:
Final Score: Colts 31 Texans 49
I predict that we win the coin toss and Matt Schaub only has 2 interceptions whereas Peyton gets 4 interceptions (hey it's MY fiction/prediction)
Bottom line I expect the Texans to FINALLY beat the colts after a LONG, arduous, torturesome, drought against the Colts .. victory will be ours at last!
And to be fair, I'll post my prediction in a comment too so that there is no question that it wasn't rigged after the fact when the Texans actually do win by so many points. =D (why post in comment section? b/c that can't be edited after the fact --see? I got this all figured out)
Maybe y'all will do better than me with your predictions. Polish up your crystal balls !
Rev it up, Battle Red!
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Looking by my measurements that you were right on =)
DilloTex was damn close with 35-24 but you got it on this thread =).
Now we need to check Tim’s useless predictions to make sure no one else on BRB got it.
hehe nice crystal ball you got going =)
by BattleRedFan on Sep 12, 2010 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll take it but would much rather be perfect
with my season prediction of 13-3. Oh and I’ve been wondering when was the last time the CLOTS were in last place in the division BY THEMSELVES! Hell yeah – go Texans – playoff bound!!!
here we go
this was the thread I wanted to check
and maybe another pair of eyes can see it but I don’t see anyone else getting the score exactly like you did =D
congrats!
by BattleRedFan on Sep 13, 2010 1:22 AM CDT up reply actions
a gooooood staaaaart.
offense gets close in the first half, but foster answers the call in the 2nd. defense plays well, K-Jax gets his first NFL int courtesy of mistah mahn-eengh. victory formation to close it out… texans win, 23-13.
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by chrisd21 on Sep 8, 2010 8:18 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
the score was off.....
and K-Jax didn’t get an INT, but everything else was about right.
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Texans 27 Colts 24
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Texans 23 - Colts 17
Q: If losses by fewer than 7 points are 3 times more likely than blowout losses to cause Tim to get blindingly drunk, do you take the over or the under on the number of Scott appearances as 3.5?
TexansDC: False. You can’t get drunk from Coors Light.
Texans 42 - Colts 28
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Texans 34- Colts 31
Wow can’t catch a breath after this one, and I have no fingernails left.
Also no voice.
Colts 31 - Texans 24
Yay, Colts win!
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If the Texans don’t score TD in the red zone..they’re toast…I’m for one tired of the “track meet” between the 20’s…The play calling in the red zone sucks…what is with the east-west offense in the red zone?…we have the best receiver in the league and we take him out of the game……The Texans need to attack the end zone…draw an interference call….run it “up the gut”…..damn, I tired of the field goals in the red zone…the play calling,again sucks
by flitemedic on Sep 8, 2010 9:46 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
hehe excellent points flitemedic
Welcome to Battle Red Blog =)
Your name seems new here from my perspective but I really like your points about the “track meet” between the 20s. (but if you’re not new here then welcome back!)
by BattleRedFan on Sep 8, 2010 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions
Houston Wins a Close Game
Houston 273, Colts 4. Schaub has a pedestrian 29 TD’s. Foster has 9 rushing TDs on 2000 Yards and Ice Kareem gets a Pick6 on Painter after the Colts give up. oh yea… Travis Johnson gets seats behind the Colts Bench and flashes Manning during Pregame. Peetin goes blind. then explodes.
optional tie breaker should someone cheat and copy me: Painter Urinates himself on each of Mario’s 40 sacks.
Winning season... Check. Higher expectation bar... big Check.
LMAO
Any prediction I could muster up will now pale in comparison to this lovely piece of totally believable conjecture. I totally wanna believe it could happen.
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by Christopher H on Sep 8, 2010 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Awesome
But Colts 4? Two safeties?
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by HoustonTransplant on Sep 9, 2010 1:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Orlousky comes in in the fourth
and walks out the back of the endzone twice..
I am tattooing a picture of Jacobi Jones to my Mannschaft, Because it loves to go deep and always does a dance in the end...zone!
Go Texans!
by Taco Joe on Sep 9, 2010 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd for plausibility
//shakes head
Q: If losses by fewer than 7 points are 3 times more likely than blowout losses to cause Tim to get blindingly drunk, do you take the over or the under on the number of Scott appearances as 3.5?
TexansDC: False. You can’t get drunk from Coors Light.
its a play on my ultimate fantasy
which is a game to have the final score of 2 – 4 or 3 – 4 lol it would be epic
Winning season... Check. Higher expectation bar... big Check.
by BattleRedHusker on Sep 10, 2010 5:46 AM CDT up reply actions
Texans 44
Colts 38.
We’re gonna put up some points this year.
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by nolander on Sep 8, 2010 2:12 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Rackers FTW!
Q: If losses by fewer than 7 points are 3 times more likely than blowout losses to cause Tim to get blindingly drunk, do you take the over or the under on the number of Scott appearances as 3.5?
TexansDC: False. You can’t get drunk from Coors Light.
Houston Win
Houston 273 colts 4… tie breaker Peighton manning shoots Bob Sanders for breaking his pelvis when he looked at Andre johnson…
No for the rest of the story:
35-33 comes down to Racker showing he is clutch and why we are all glad K Brown is gonzo.
I am tattooing a picture of Jacobi Jones to my Mannschaft, Because it loves to go deep and always does a dance in the end...zone!
Go Texans!
I was supposed to have the abstract answer :(
Winning season... Check. Higher expectation bar... big Check.
by BattleRedHusker on Sep 8, 2010 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions
you said someone should copy what you said...
I am tattooing a picture of Jacobi Jones to my Mannschaft, Because it loves to go deep and always does a dance in the end...zone!
Go Texans!
2-0
Cushing flies OUT of the choppa and grabs manning’s arm, ripping it off and flinging it 99 yards to his own endzone. While the arm is traveling, he does 5 commercials for cameras, the NFL, and a phone company and his 4-game BANNED! is lifted by a sobbing Goodell.
Manning is of course IR’d and retires from football to be CRUSHING’s full-time butler.
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Excuse me,
Fivehead, not Manning.
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by pvavocalist on Sep 8, 2010 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Say whaaaa
Houston – 31
Colts -27
Int by pollard and FF by Amobi
>_> i can dream right?
Houston Win!!!
28- 14
14 -7 colts at the half – One Dallas Clark TD and one Reggie Wayne TD – Andre Johnson late score prior to half
Injury to key person on Indy Defense
Houston Defense picks two… One Demeco Ryans near the Colts Goaline and one by Pollard with a decent return
Touchdown by JJ in 3rd
Touchdown by Andre Johnson begining of 4th
Late touchdown Adrian Foster 16 yards.
Penalty ends colts comeback attempt drive
AJ and JJ over 100 yds recieving
Foster 100 yds rushing
Schaub 20- 31 with 3 TDS and 1 int
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
I'm inclined to
Agree with this well thought out and strangely incredibly believable prediction. Did you rip this from a Madden sim or something?
I am also half inclined to believe this. So well thought out!
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Texans 28-21
and the Texans only need Rackers for extra points….
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
Texans 31 -Colts 30
Rackers hits game winning field goal
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Sep 8, 2010 11:48 PM CDT reply actions
34 - 30 Texans
4 TDs + 2 FG’s > 3 TD’s + 3 FGs.
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by distant_texans_fan on Sep 9, 2010 4:20 PM CDT reply actions
Texans 27-21
2 Texans scores from outside the Red Zone, 1 score inside, two failures in Red Zone, but we manage 2 field goals.
Manning gets pressured pretty hard and can only manage three TD passes. 2 sacks and 1 pick. Changes on our defense make for a good Houston 1st half. Colts adjustments to our newish D result in a nail biting 2nd half.
27 -13 TEXANS
The defense steps up. I would have given the Texans more but a real run game will keep us from putting up ridiculous numbers
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by Remember the Alamo on Sep 9, 2010 9:30 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Texans 31, Colts 27
It’s a nail biter. This time the Texans don’t blow a 4th quarter lead.
The euphoria in the stadium as the clock winds down surpasses the 19-10 win over Jerrah’s kids. Stadium PA announces that the parking lots will remain open until midnight. Party on.
GO TEXANS!!!!!!!
It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are due to get to the big dance...Go Texans!!!!!
by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 10, 2010 8:09 AM CDT reply actions
Just saw Chris Berman's 2 minute drill
The Schwam predicted Colts 28 – Texans 23. I have always been a big fan of Berman’s but his picks are never that good. This gives me more confidence that the Texans will prevail on Sunday.
It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are due to get to the big dance...Go Texans!!!!!
by oiler-texan diehard on Sep 10, 2010 9:03 AM CDT up reply actions
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