Hey Houston...you know you love me...
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Hyeah...
We’ll see how much you’re smiling if you ever get into the game and Fat Albert pancakes you.
That said… welcome, and I hope that the new surroundings do you some good and that you repay the Texans for taking a flyer on your redemption.
What is Matt Leinart thinking....
“Hey Brah, where’s the Natty Light?”
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Sep 8, 2010 1:36 PM CDT reply actions 6 recs
God
I hate his face
Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
Quagmire FTW!
Q: If losses by fewer than 7 points are 3 times more likely than blowout losses to cause Tim to get blindingly drunk, do you take the over or the under on the number of Scott appearances as 3.5?
TexansDC: False. You can’t get drunk from Coors Light.
those shorts are badass
where can i get a pair? Other than that, I wanna make a statement: In the case that, Durga forbid, our elite-level QB1 is forced to miss time during the season, if Dan O is walking onto the field I will have ZERO confidence/hope for the slightest bit of success from that point forward. However, in the same unfortunate situation, if Matt Leinart takes the field for my Houston Texans, I will not feel good, or safe, or even the slightest bit optimistic, BUT there WILL be a molecular sized nugget of hope left in the back of my brain that says that we still have a chance if he can just be “serviceable”. Although I know this does not sound GREAT but it is something I just dont feel with Dan orlovsky comin off the pine.
the structure of my last sentence should be ignored
if you know whats good for ya
by theSpaceCityKid on Sep 8, 2010 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions
For what it's worth, that sentence structure is fine...
in Chinese. Although… but…
It’s one of those little things that nagged me when I was learning the language.
"What? I'm not carrying your pads..."
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
Damn they really do grow em bigger in TX
Look at the Rack on that cheerleader! I’ll invite her to do a Keg stand on my lap later after this bench is warm!
Sounds like somebody cheers for both teams!
by Jordann on Sep 8, 2010 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Loves football
Attractive.
Three thumbs up.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
Wait, I don't see a cheerleader
Unless you count Jordann.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
Hmm
Lisa, I seriously think my wife and I sat next to you at the Texans/Arizona preseason game.
by Jahon on Sep 8, 2010 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
LMAO!!!
haha I was in the first row behind the Texans bench you guys were in the second between the 40 & 50yd line! haha Small World!!! Glad you guys made it back home safely! San Diego right?
by LisaK on Sep 8, 2010 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Thanks for confirming that Lisa isn't a 50 yr old
man that lives in his mother’s basement!
Now I don’t feel dirty hitting on her lol
Thanks! It was a home game for my home team
And I still sat in the first row behind My Texans!
I did feel a little guilty to be honest but I feel like much more a part of you guys now because:
1. I have a friend who plays for you
2. I have had such a great time on BRB you guys are way more fun than Revenge of the Birds!
So even though I still passionately Love My AZ Cardinals I have come to Love The Houston Texans just as much!
I’m very happy to be a member of BRB!!!!
Probably not as attractive as she finds Charlie Christhurst
C’mon, who could turn down this hair???
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Sep 9, 2010 2:30 AM CDT up reply actions
I have evidence to the contrary
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Sep 11, 2010 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I sure couldn't
He’s so pretty
A Texas Wannabe, born and raised in New Zealand. Currently located 7539 miles South west of Houston.
by distant_texans_fan on Sep 9, 2010 3:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Probably the same guys fawning over Charlie
are the same guys that were talkin’ trash about Cushing from one year ago….
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
hmm...
Matt does come from a good pedigree.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
I can only hope Tim never meets Leinart
It would be a Zima v. Smirnoff Ice bro-off.
“dude, Smirnoff Ice… you can ice a bro!”
“no, Zima’s better – you can actually get drunk and stuff.”
all that aside, I don’t think I’ve felt the urge to punch someone this much from my hometown team(s) since the Rockets employed one Rafer Alston.
All I can say is I hope he doesn't bitch at OUR receivers for "not following the ball"
because Andre (aka The Holy Spirit), Jones, Walter and Co. will probably gang bang him like a cheap sorority slut.
much like the ones Leinart used to bang regularly..
my how the tables have turned..
by leacheatsbabies on Sep 8, 2010 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
by bigfatdrunk on Sep 8, 2010 4:31 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
"Good one Schaub..
..I know you’re not injured"
according to McClain Dan-O redid his contract
McClain_on_NFL
Texans backup quarterback Dan Orlovsky has redone his contract, taking a paycut from $2.25 million to $850,000. 2 minutes ago via web
living the Texas dream
by Joe25 on Sep 8, 2010 6:16 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I threw up a Fanshot
Since this is likely to get some attention. People love to bash Orlousy…he earned it.
Maybe Leinart has some pictures of DanO....
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
Who is KayslayNJ on Twitter?
He’s talking shit to Duane Brown on Twitter:
@DuaneBrown76 hope yall getting Leinart ready. Cause we gnna put Schaub out in Nov… superbowl teams complete! Lol
To which Rivers’ favorite Texan replied:
@KayslayNJ Over My Dead Body!
That picture would be thousand times better
If Pollard walked up and cold cocked him in the jaw.
Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed
stop looking like a jackass
pretty boy
Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
even cooler
would be Jacoby giving the play by play while Pollard cold cocks him, “What it is Fatboy!”
Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed
goin' ham!
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
Where's my bong!
Can you believe it, I’m still in the NFL!
MrMr
by mjmtx18 on Sep 8, 2010 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I can feel the sleaze coming through the computer
Isn’t he required to recite megan’s law before speaking?
by BigTexBD on Sep 8, 2010 11:34 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Captions are fun
Yep, I did just leave a nasty fart over there. Can you taste the onions, Coach?
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
Hmm..
“Oh, so all the hot women are in the montrose area? NICE.”
by typhoon.infamous on Sep 9, 2010 8:48 AM CDT reply actions
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