Open Game Day Thread: Early Games (01/02/11)
by Tim on Jan 2, 2011 10:43 AM CST
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PrintThe final game of the 2010 season for your Houston Texans kicks off at 3:15 p.m. CST, so this'll be the venue for you to remark on the early slate of today's games. Go forth and conquer.
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Sad, yet happy
It’s never fun to see the Texans’s season end, especially since we don’t know when the next game will be. However it’ll be nice to finally end this hellish season. Football, you shall be missed. Frank Bush, I hope you find a good job as a DC (or DB coach) for the Colt, Titans, Cowboys or Jaguars.
by Big T33 on Jan 2, 2011 11:03 AM CST reply actions 3 recs
LOL
Nice. It’s been nice having some decent conversations with you guys this year. Here’s to overthrowing BBB in 2011!
by Big T33 on Jan 2, 2011 12:01 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Thanks.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.
Thanx.
We like this place and the people. It grows on you after a while.
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 2, 2011 12:16 PM CST up reply actions
Like a tumor.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com
by tehGrindCrusher on Jan 2, 2011 12:59 PM CST up reply actions
We'll be here until then.
Just wait until the draft. Most of us are huge draft nuts.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.
Especially when we find some random guy to latch onto and drool over for 2 and a half months.
"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."
-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)
Always fun.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.
Only
to have them draft someone else that makes no sense at all.
Hughes made perfect sense.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.
But Polian SUCKS!!!!
BURN THE POLIAN!!!!
"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."
-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)
Yeah [space-eating nose tackle] we [space-eating nose tackle] never [space-eating nose tackle] do [space-eating nose tackle] that [space-eating nose tackle]
"velocitas eradico"
Lulz.
What about a good CB or FS?
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.
What is a FS?
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
That guy who stops those 60 yard passes
you’re so familiar with.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.
The Colts pre-draft talk has pretty muuch gone like this for the last 5 years:
The Pundits: “The Colts are definitely going to address their need for a better run-stopping defense by drafting (insert 400 lb. defensive tackle here).”
The Fans: “Dear Jesus please get us some decent offensive linemen early in the draft! Our shit looks like 2 old ladies, a couple of crippled children and a traffic cone.”
Bill Polian: “Hmmm…Let’s see…Where do we appear to not need any depth whatsoever? Yeah, let’s draft one of those in the first round.”
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 2, 2011 12:25 PM CST up reply actions
Hey it got us to two Super Bowls
and like 8 straight playoff berths.
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"It" didn't get you anywhere...
That guy with the fivehead like a highway billboard got you there… Pray without ceasing for his continued good health if you are smart.
"velocitas eradico"
very little...
I think that the NFL needs to investigate if FiveHead is sacrificing small farm animals in the locker room…
"velocitas eradico"
Maybe that's where the Texans went wrong.
They were confused about what they were supposed to be doing in the locker room with those farm animals.
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 2, 2011 12:37 PM CST up reply actions
And here I was preparing to root for the Colts in the playoffs...
…oh well.
YAY New England!!!!
GO Ravens!!!!
/throws up in mouth a little
"velocitas eradico"
I mean...
The Texans don’t have sex with farm animals. There. You may now continue rooting for the Colts.
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 2, 2011 12:42 PM CST up reply actions
The trick is...
To get that little bitch trapped in the bathroom stall…
by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 2, 2011 12:45 PM CST up reply actions
And have someone guard the door.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Jan 2, 2011 1:52 PM CST up reply actions
You need help with your Hate
You should be hoping for a New England-New Orleans Super Bowl…and two weeks of non-stop Brady/Brees love.
"Lord, beer me strength."
and I didn't even have to say....
NFL MVP Tom Brady or defending Super Bowl MVP Drew Brees.
/twists knife a little more.
"Lord, beer me strength."
CLUTCH!
"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.
"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.
by gizzardfanny on Jan 2, 2011 12:50 PM CST up reply actions
/pukes out of mouth
"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.
"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.
by gizzardfanny on Jan 2, 2011 12:46 PM CST up reply actions
laughing... 'cuz we SO relate...
Our shit looks like 2 old ladies, a couple of crippled children and a traffic cone.
"velocitas eradico"
Today is a shitty day
Even though my sooners won a bcs bowl FINALLY, I can’t enjoy it knowing that football for us is over. But instead if being all fucking sad and chick like, I come with this…
Thanks to BFD, kerns, tim, and rivers for the great job they do on this blog. I check here at least 5 times a day, and someone here will always put a smile on my face or call
Me out when I say something stupid. So thanks to you guys for fuck stomping all the other texan blog competition and putting the heart and effort in battle red blog.
So thanks guy
TEXANS fans 4 life!!!!!!!!!!!
by AllenOU on Jan 2, 2011 11:49 AM CST via mobile reply actions 7 recs
Totally agree
I used to read all the Texans blogs. The more I learn about this game and watch hat is going on, the less and less I even look at the other blogs… just way too many reactionaries and otherwise annoying people. Now, the only ones I even bother to read at BRB and Houston Diehards.
I’ll probably still visit this blog 5 times a day in the offseason. Y’all do a great job of helping us through the doldrums!
Cheers to BRB and all the writers and commenters. Thanks for a great year despite this having been a shitty season.
This deserved to be AllenOU'ed
Rec’ed
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
by kaizer on Jan 2, 2011 12:01 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Go Browns!
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.
YES!
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.
Hmmm, I now know my rooting interests....
IF The Browns, Raiders, Bills, and Ravens win, the Colts will get the 3rd seed and will play the Jets in the first round, with the Ravens in the second round.
Unlikely as all that may be, it would be the best option for the Colts. And to be honest, it may happen seeing as the Jets have talked about sitting starters and the Browns have been surprising in some games. Raiders and Bills I’ve got less faith in, but I can still hope.
"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."
-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)
You've gotta be kidding me.
INT by the hair.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.
TD Steelers.
Wallace with the 60 yard TD catch.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.
I bet Big Ben really forced that one on him...
by WhiskeyR on Jan 2, 2011 12:06 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Zing!
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.
That was ridiculous.
I haven’t even gotten my leftover pizza yet.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.
is it really unhealthy to hate the Patsies
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Nope.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.
I would be more worried if someone didn't hate the Patsies.
"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.
"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.
by gizzardfanny on Jan 2, 2011 12:25 PM CST up reply actions
Nah
I actually slacked my friend in the head on NYE for saying that the Patriots were gonna win it all and that the Colts were through for the season. He’s a Rams fan though, but I really needed to get that aggression out since I couldn’t sucka punch that Pats fan in my class.
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
I got Saints/Bucs and Ravens/Bungles
meh
I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Jan 2, 2011 12:21 PM CST reply actions
I got Saints/Bucs and Steelers/Browns
double meh
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
That's not bad
since the Lions have been quite competitive lately.
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
I have Bucs-Saints.
"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.
"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.
by gizzardfanny on Jan 2, 2011 12:27 PM CST up reply actions
Go BUCS!
"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.
"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.
Yep!
WOOHOO!!!
"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.
"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.
by gizzardfanny on Jan 2, 2011 12:26 PM CST up reply actions
^This
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.
Damn Bucs.
Should have gotten the sack.
"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.
"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.
Pats up 7-0.
"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.
"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.
That was quick.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.
Double ugh!
"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.
"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.
by gizzardfanny on Jan 2, 2011 12:30 PM CST up reply actions
Fuck.
7-3 Saints.
"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.
"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.
Picks implications!
"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.
"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.
by gizzardfanny on Jan 2, 2011 12:32 PM CST up reply actions
woo Go Boller!
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
That's impossible.
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
Guess I'll camp here today
Here’s to a good game
by Jonathan Loesche on Jan 2, 2011 12:35 PM CST reply actions
Camping here for the inevitable...
Texans Clusterfuck of Doom Against Jacksonville?
"Lord, beer me strength."
My prediction
Is Jax wins on a defensive safety 22-21
by Jonathan Loesche on Jan 2, 2011 12:38 PM CST up reply actions
18to88 A win by Pittsburgh locks Baltimore into the 5 seed. We need the Chiefs to lose or we are facing Baltimore, @NE, @Pitt and ZERO chance
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.
Very, very small though.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.
Sure.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.
The Ravens who lack anything resembling a secondary?
The Patsies who played the Colts without Hart, Addai, Session, a RG or RT, and with Manning throwing 3 picks, and STILL nearly had a heart attack as Vinny was warming up for a tying field goal and Manning driving for the endzone.
And the Steelers who have relied upon their defense the whole year but whose offense is very suspect….
AND I would not put it past KC to knock out the Steelers.
Ya… I’m not actually stressing. That said facing the Jets, @Ravens.
"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."
-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)
True, their defense is very rightfully exalted.
Their offense is what I lack faith in.
"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."
-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)
They just win!!!
"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.
"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.
by gizzardfanny on Jan 2, 2011 12:47 PM CST up reply actions
Here are the teams they scored more than 20 points against....
Tampa Bay (W 38-13)
Cleveland (W 28-10)
Miami (W 23-22)
Cincy (W 27-21)
New England (L 26-39)
Oakland (W 35-3)
Cincy (W 23-7)
Carolina (W 27-3)
Of those games they won their opponents are a combined 34-51
"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."
-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)
Sorry forgot to finish...
That said facing the Jets, @Ravens would be easier.
"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."
-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)
Darryl Sharpton tweeting about eating Catfish and Grits
Yes, eat a lot to cramp up and hurt our cause in this game…sincerely.
GO PATRICK PETERSON!
"Lord, beer me strength."
I know that
just a little surprised because most dont want another Rookie CB
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Only if they are NFL-ready
"You know what they say - Fool me once: strike one. But fool me twice... strike three."
by RocketsAstros on Jan 2, 2011 12:50 PM CST up reply actions
Most who?
People are dumb. You don’t pass on someone like PP
I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Jan 2, 2011 12:50 PM CST up reply actions
whenever I mentioned drafting a CB someone would reply “NO MORE ROOKIE CBs!!!!!!!!”
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
That's because it was
Brandon Harri, Ras-I Dowling, or Janoris Jenkins…but there’s a wide divide between them and Peterson.
"Lord, beer me strength."
And just to make people drool
He’s got size (6’1’’, 218 lbs), speed (is a dangerous return man), can tackle with the best of them, and is getting the Woodson/Bailey comparisons.
Talented enough to play CB or FS. The guy’s just a rare talent.
"Lord, beer me strength."
re: Woodson/Bailey comparisons
Reggie Bush was getting compared to Gayle Sayers and being described as the “back of a generation”…
Lost a little faith in those comparisons…
"velocitas eradico"
Good point
but the guy still got talent and we could use a FS here.
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Quote about Bush:
If he can’t make it in the NFL, there’s something wrong with the NFL.
Some media dumbass said that.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com
by tehGrindCrusher on Jan 2, 2011 1:12 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, the braying ass-wipes that ridiculed the Texans over that draft...
…still tick me off. They made life hell for Mario and Texans management for MONTHS and then just slither off when they are proven to be front-running doosh-nozzles.
"velocitas eradico"
I don't get it.
What are you trying to say there?
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com
by tehGrindCrusher on Jan 2, 2011 1:18 PM CST up reply actions
I read somewhere
that All SEC WRs had their worst games against Jenkins not Petterson. Not slamming PP just saying that if we win today and move back in the draft Jenkins should still be considered
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Peterson is a CB talent like suh is a DT talent.
Once a generation
by fgp on Jan 2, 2011 12:57 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
But wasnt McCoy that higher rated DT?
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
McCoy is very, very good
But Suh is going to be the best defensive tackle since Warren Sapp at least.
Gimme, gimme symphonies
Gimme more than the life I see
by a few
so far that isn’t working out so well for them
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
Yeah, lets talk a bit about how the Saints and Brees single-handedly saved New Orleans and Louisiana.
Asshole announcers.
"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.
"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.
How in the hell
do y’all go from possibly winning the division to the #2 pick of the draft?
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
They are the Texans.
"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.
"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.
by gizzardfanny on Jan 2, 2011 12:42 PM CST up reply actions
Hopefully he earned a contract somewhere
He was a good pickup for us this year. Didn’t expect him to be, but he was.
can't we keep him and get rid of Slaton
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
We've seen how rare we use the 3rd guy
I’d expect a late round draft pick, FA signing, or undrafted guy there. Whoever it is will not see the field much thanks to Foster and Tate.
"Lord, beer me strength."
hmmm
nfldraftscout
If Jim Harbaugh is hired in San Francisco, and they lose today and secure the #2 overall pick, what do they trade to get Andrew Luck?
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
Carolina has always wanted a WR to pair with Steve Smith...
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Jan 2, 2011 12:49 PM CST up reply actions
Carr, Smith and Smith
How hilarious would that be?
I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Jan 2, 2011 12:48 PM CST up reply actions
Yay!
"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.
"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.
by gizzardfanny on Jan 2, 2011 12:53 PM CST up reply actions
Saints fumble nearly on the goalline.
Bucs get the ball.
"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.
"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.
Raiders in the redzone!
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
Go Raiders!
"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.
"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.
by gizzardfanny on Jan 2, 2011 12:55 PM CST up reply actions
I want the Raiders-Chiefs game.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.
TD RAIDAHS!!!!!!!
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
YES!
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.
THIS!
"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.
"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.
What did he do?
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.
Jumped offside on a field goal attempt
Made it first down. Bucs score a TD.
Gimme, gimme symphonies
Gimme more than the life I see
Sweet.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.
caught herpes
brushed up against Reggie Bush on the sideline
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
The day Reggie Bush dies is going to be awesome
Gimme, gimme symphonies
Gimme more than the life I see
Fuck him in the eye
Fucker cost ND a possible national championship game appearance and was on the team that beat the Saints in the Super Bowl. 90% sure he’s Hitler.
Gimme, gimme symphonies
Gimme more than the life I see
wouldnt that make him his good brother?
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
goatee long with the tiny mustache ?
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
Bucs TD!
"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.
"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.
Going to my first game...
Hoping to see a Texans loss (how bad is that?) since we could use that higher draft pick on a good safety or for bfd to get his wish on a planetoid NT.
There won't be a safety who goes in the first round
So a higher pick won’t change that.
Gimme, gimme symphonies
Gimme more than the life I see
I would cry if you guys signed Weddle
so many bad memories.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
WOW!
Amazing TD grab by the Bucs!
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.
TD Bucs
I like that Josh Freeman guy. He can throw a fade into the endzone.
Helluva catch, too.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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and I thought he was going to be JaMarcus Russell 2.0
shows what I know about scouting QBs (also hated on Matt Ryan while loving Brohm).
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
Yea
I wasn’t sold on Ryan either.
What’s your opinion of Locker?
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Jan 2, 2011 1:06 PM CST up reply actions
he's clearly a freak, but I can't buy a QB that never even made a good run at 60% completion in college
major boom-bust guy
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
I think he's going to slip down the draft order
I’d take him in the second if I needed a qb.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Jan 2, 2011 1:10 PM CST up reply actions
CH likes him way more than I do
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
He's going to be awesome
His receivers are garbage. He’s the white Michael Vick without the dogfighting. At worst Atlanta version. At best Philly version.
Gimme, gimme symphonies
Gimme more than the life I see
I hated Ryan
But he had 17 interceptions in his senior year. There was no way he turns out like he did.
Gimme, gimme symphonies
Gimme more than the life I see
That's what I thought, too.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Jan 2, 2011 1:10 PM CST up reply actions
Only because Matt Stafford got his shoulder from the same place Anthony Gonzalez got his knees
Gimme, gimme symphonies
Gimme more than the life I see
Freeman is starting to look impressive...
That move he made to get outside in that drive was pretty cool…
"velocitas eradico"
That spin?
Liked that a lot. I’m surprised more guys don’t use that, especially to their weak sides. If the defender is looking for the ball, it’s a fairly easy move to pull off, and it gets you set up to throw fairly quickly.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Jan 2, 2011 1:08 PM CST up reply actions
hyeah... Pulling that off in the NFL is impressive...
…and then he did something with the pass… So he was able to keep THINKING while making those moves… Pretty good stuff.
"velocitas eradico"
Bucs are stacked with young receivers
And young running backs. And a young QB. Also they have Jeremy Trueblood.
Gimme, gimme symphonies
Gimme more than the life I see
Can we trade for Trueblood?
RT seems to be a need.
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He's not that good
We might as well just sign Ryan Harris.
Gimme, gimme symphonies
Gimme more than the life I see
I c wut u did thar
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Sigh...Anna Paquin...
/drooooooooooooooooooooool
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Jan 2, 2011 2:01 PM CST up reply actions
Down in Indy now, soon off to the stadium
Picks today:
Falcons over Panthers (obvious)
Steelers over Browns
Lions over Vikings
Chiefs over Raiders
Patriots over Miami
Saints over Buccaneers
Jets over Buffalo
Ravens over Bengals
Chargers over Broncos
Packers over Bears
Colts over Titans
Eagles over Giants
49ers over Cardinals
Giants over Redskins
Jaguars over Texans
Rams over Seahawks
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Cassel SACKED on 3rd and long
KC to punt
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
and Raiders 3 and out already
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
Cassel is a fraud
He’ll suck when Charlie Weis leaves.
Gimme, gimme symphonies
Gimme more than the life I see
Haley must have some pretty hurtful fat jokes in his arsenal
to make Weis leave to take a college OC job
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
The Truman Sports Complex refused to build a Ruth Chris' Steakhouse adjacent to Arrowhead
Gimme, gimme symphonies
Gimme more than the life I see
Or
When he doesn’t play the Texans.
/cries when remembering that Cassel’s qb rating against us was 40 points above his career average.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Jan 2, 2011 1:14 PM CST up reply actions
Time to go to the game!
Go Colts, Raiders, Texans, and Bucs!
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.
I don't know what I hate more
Watching corner backs actually defend a pass play (like the guy from the Bucs just did) knowing that my team can’t do that, OR
Watching receivers beg for a flag every time a ball is thrown their way and the corner back defends it.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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Cassel is getting the shit beat out of him
been writhing around on the turf after the play a couples times already.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
Who is this guy running the ball for the Bucs?
He’s a damn beast.
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probably Blount
the puncher from Oregon
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
I loved him in the draft
i wanted him in the 4th
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
LeGarrette Blount
Guy who punched the Boise State douche in college.
Gimme, gimme symphonies
Gimme more than the life I see
LaGarrette Blount.
"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.
"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.
Cassel just assumed the fetal position when two rushers broke free
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
^^^This.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Jan 2, 2011 1:18 PM CST up reply actions
I really thought he was going to be a bust
I gladly take those words back
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
I am so glad I picked him up for my fantasy team.
Especially after his 5 TD performance last week.
I am hoping I can keep him and Jamal Charles for the keeper league.
"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."
-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)
Raiders run a reverse on the punt return for a loss of yardage
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
If they played in any other division in football they would win like two games.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Jan 2, 2011 1:19 PM CST up reply actions
eeh the AFC West isn't THAT bad. You're thinking of the NFC West
Raiders aren’t a playoff contender in most divisions, but they’ve got some real talent.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
I'm actually happy every time Jason Campbell completes a pass.
Because it gives me another reason to be thankful that Dan Snyder doesn’t own the Texans.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Jan 2, 2011 1:21 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
TD LIONS!
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They really didn't want Patrick Peterson I guess
Gimme, gimme symphonies
Gimme more than the life I see
they still got other CB talent to draft
Like i said earlier. Jenkins had better games against SEC WRs that PP did
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
why would they need him when they have AMARI SPIEVEY!!!!!!!
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
They need a CB with a pulse
Anyone from Peterson on through Dowling would do.
"Lord, beer me strength."
They must have gotten tired of hoping for an absolutely beastly defense.
"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."
-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)
Wow.
Saints with a pass rush all of a sudden.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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CBS needs to change over to the KC-OAK game
I don’t want to see the Stillers stompfuck the Browns anymore.
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
your compound swears are always interesting
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
Bucs looking suspiciously like the Texans.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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Raiders get a FG before the half
10-3 with 7 seconds left
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
Reggie Bush drops a catch with no one covering him
And I lol.
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It's Mario Williams' fault
Bush still hasn’t gotten over not being the first overall pick.
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A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Jan 2, 2011 2:03 PM CST up reply actions
Moore fell over
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I know it's just halftime
and anything can change, but don’t count out the winner of the NFC West just left if they have to play the Saints. NO has looked like shit all year.
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
*happen
not change
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
Not a chance in hell
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Weirder things have happened.
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
True
Hell, the Cardinals at 9-7 got to the Super Bowl.
But I’d be shocked. The Rams are terrible, the Seahawks are even worse. I wouldn’t pick them over Tampa at this point, and especially not the Saints.
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ehh anything Ryan did in the bedroom was going to be nasty
the feet don’t change anything
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
True statement
I hate how fucking tabloid everything is. There is no reason for us to ever need to know anything about that.
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There's no reason for them to post it all over the Internet...
We only know about it because hey put it out there.
Exactly
especially the personal lives of athletes. I don’t care if Rex has a foot fetish, or if Tiger goes raw on porn stars, or if Peyton fucks every chick in Indy; it isn’t anyone’s business.
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
except that we have to no about it since it was not a "Peronal Matter"
but rather a public one, since they plastered it all over the Internet…
I do agree anything involving him in the bedroom is going to be nasty though.
Matt Schaub loves ear sex
(I read it on the internet, so it must be true)
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
Not the same thing. I don't think anybody is disputing that was Rex Ryan's wife
I applaud anything that embarrasses that guy.
Ear sex, hmmm
so that means he’s smaller than Favre?
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
I don't know the mechanics of it
G-Reg Olsen started the trend among NFL players.
(What’s your name?)
G-Reg
(What’d you do?)
Get head
(How you do it?)
Drop my drawers and let her see me third leg
Chillin on the 7th floor
I gotta let these chickens know
Big Greg is in the house
And I’m fi’n’ to make these hoes choke
On my balls, on my dick
Then I bust a nut quick
On her face, on her chest
Stick my dick between her breasts
Come on fellas lets get weird
Sick your dick up in her ear
While I’m laughin’ at these guys
A second nut all in her eyes
(Wait a minute, in her eyes?)
In her eyes
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Jan 2, 2011 1:48 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
he was the only one of them who could actually rap worth shit
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
change that -er
to -a then we straight.
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
-er is probably historically accurate though...
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
but the 'Aww shit" isn't historically accurate
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
I didn't make it
It was 1776, a different time.
Gimme, gimme symphonies
Gimme more than the life I see
Raiders gfi on 4th and short
just short.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
Point guard commits to Butler
2012 prospect. One or two scholarships are left and still no big men…
Gimme, gimme symphonies
Gimme more than the life I see
Supposed to be the best on-ball defender in Florida HS basketball.
Gimme, gimme symphonies
Gimme more than the life I see
Had offers from Clemson, USF, UCF, and Colorado
Gimme, gimme symphonies
Gimme more than the life I see
: (
Jamaal Charles inside the 10
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
What's the score?
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
10-3 Raiders
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
Charles scores 10-9 with XP coming up
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
Are you fucking me?!
CBS still has on the Pit-Cle game.
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
no
I’m not well hung enough for my junk to cross multiple state lines
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
but you are bigger than Favre, right?
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
I'm offended to even be asked
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
I take that as a "Yes" :-D
However, I know 6 year olds who are hung better than Favre.
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
yeah
I’m just going to take it as figurative, like when someone says something “tastes like shit”.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
Is it less creepy
that it happened 12 years ago?
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
that it happened 12 years ago?
My family is very open.
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
I'm LMAO right now
and I’m not even gonna change it.
/gasps for air.
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
Morn--er...afternoon folks!
Aw really? 10 points against Tampa, Saints? I know y’all are better than that!
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
Craaaaaaaaap.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Jan 2, 2011 2:08 PM CST up reply actions
Campbell sacked by the facemask
Raiders into FG range
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
Further proof that there is a god
And he hates the Texans.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Jan 2, 2011 2:11 PM CST up reply actions
TD RAIDAHS!!!!!!!!!!
Michael Bush
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
broke a safety's ankles
does Eric Berry have dreads?
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
This is one of the oddest yet funniest things I've seen all day
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc11PUnFgkQ&
Gimme, gimme symphonies
Gimme more than the life I see
So AFC playoff seeding
1.Patriots
2.Steelers
3.Colts/Jags (if KC loses)
4.Chiefs
5.Ravens
6.Jets
Is that right?
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
but what happens
if the Colts and Jags lose as well as the Chiefs?
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
Houston goes to playoffs?!?!
/drinks bleach with gasoline chaser
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Jan 2, 2011 2:16 PM CST up reply actions
Colts 4 seed
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
no
the Jags can only make the playoffs as a 4 seed
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
I really, really hate New England
I might actually cheer the Cowboys the next time the play each other.
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
I used to like Reggie Bush
because I thought he was hawt, but since he suck; it takes away any kind of hawtness.
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
You'll have to ask Kimmy K that.
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
what about this dude?
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
yeah
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
google image search Aaron Francisco
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
Not bad
too bad he sucks.
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
*COLTS RELATED*
Baby J, Mike Hart, Clint Session, and Kelvin Hayden have all been ruled out of the game today.
Speculation is Baby J, and Hart have been put inactive for non-injury reasons (i.e. Coach’s Decision).
"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."
-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)
Other Inactives....
DT – Dan Muir
OG – Jacques McClendon
OG – Jaimie Thomas
S – Al Afalava
"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."
-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)
they are too busy watching the other games to switch
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
Really?
The local station here switched it to Raiders-Chiefs.
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
The same reason FOX always has the Cowturds on.
They’re that team’s personal shill/whore
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Jan 2, 2011 2:29 PM CST up reply actions
Great play by Barber.
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
Just watched the Pacers-Pistons brawl
It was the first time I’ve heard the Pacers broadcast of it. Kent Benson was pissed. It’s shocking that no one died when the retards from Michigan went on to the court. I don’t know what is in the water in that region that makes people so useless.
Gimme, gimme symphonies
Gimme more than the life I see
it still makes me so mad
Detoilet got no punishment at all and the David Effing Stern completely demolished the Pacers
F him. I hope he DIAF.
Exactly
I have no idea why the Pistons were able to have home crowds after that. Not only did a fan incite everything, but they went on to the court and were throwing chairs and everything at Pacers players and coaches. Unacceptable. No security was there at all. If multiple fans can get on to the court everyone needs to be fired. If one of those fans had a knife there would have been multiple player deaths.
Gimme, gimme symphonies
Gimme more than the life I see
Agreed.
If the Pacers could be torn to shreds simply for trying to get Artest out of the stands and getting beat up in the process, then half the Detroit team should have had the majority of their team suspended for starting it all off and keeping it going.
"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."
-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)
It killed a franchise
That was one of the best since 1990. Stern was way out of line, especially with a 70 game suspension.
Gimme, gimme symphonies
Gimme more than the life I see
Stern hates small market teams
and loves superstars. Reason #123746728 for why the NBA sucks.
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
No, he loves small market teams
How else can you explain having the Sonics ripped from a real city and moving them to the lone prairie? Damned carpetbaggers.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Jan 2, 2011 2:37 PM CST up reply actions
That's why he rigged the 1985 draft lottery
To make sure Ewing went to the Knicks.
Gimme, gimme symphonies
Gimme more than the life I see
Worked out well for them though.
How many titles did they win, again?
This is why it doesn’t pay to play dice with the universe.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Jan 2, 2011 2:40 PM CST up reply actions
Pacers would have won multiple ones
Miller + Ewing
Gimme, gimme symphonies
Gimme more than the life I see
Against Jordan? Against Olajuwon?
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Jan 2, 2011 2:42 PM CST up reply actions
Yes
Those Pacer teams were stacked. Add a HOF center and they are elite.
Gimme, gimme symphonies
Gimme more than the life I see
They may not have been the champion every year
But I could see at least 2 championships.
"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."
-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)
If you're talking about 93-95 keep dreaming.
I still say there’s no way anybody beats Olajuwon in his prime and his supporting cast.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Jan 2, 2011 2:45 PM CST up reply actions
I actually believe that theory
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
and the gambling
I kinda believe that MJ was supsended for those two years for gambling. He didn’t lose the ’chip, so they killed his father. The NBA wanted to save it ass and it megastar by having him “retire” for a few years.
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
Chiefs backed up inside their own 2
3rd and long
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
picked!
taken to the 10!!!
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
TD RAIDAHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jacoby Ford end-around
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
Okay, Saints
Now my wife’s watching…now you NEED to win the game, dammit!
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
Aww, you really love your wife. :-)
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
I do.
Plus they’re kinda growing on me too.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Jan 2, 2011 2:38 PM CST up reply actions
No, they were in after beating Atlanta
If they won today and Atlanta lost they’d get a bye week. Since Atlanta’s stomping Carolina, it seems unnecessary to win.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Jan 2, 2011 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
No problema.
I have to pay attention to both since my wife follows two NFC teams and…doesn’t…know who plays in what conference/division.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Jan 2, 2011 2:43 PM CST up reply actions
Nope, they're in already
I was in NO monday when it happened. Was the only person rooting against them in the entire city…
Off to the dirty Eastside for the Colts game
Be back to celebrate the division championship later!
Gimme, gimme symphonies
Gimme more than the life I see
RogerGoodell
I am NOT spineless! RT @FFMA581: Commissioner Roger Goodell is a dress wearing pansy, a coward, and a spineless fink.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
Perfect
I love those jokes. Like Futurama.
Leela: “No offense Fry, but you’re a lazy sack of crap”
Fry: “Sack!?”
Something like that.
Gimme, gimme symphonies
Gimme more than the life I see
TV Tropes has a similar trope named by Futurama
Save my friends! And Zoidberg!
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
lol, Chiefs in 3rd and 30
PICK 6!!!!!!!!
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
Brady Jr. (Cassel) thows an INT.
Pick 6
"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."
-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)
Fumble recovery, N'awlins!
I’ll refrain from any “who dat” crap. :D
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
However...I insist that all broadcasters
Take a class to deprogram them from calling the place “New Or-lee-anns.” It’s like nails on a chalkboard.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Jan 2, 2011 2:50 PM CST up reply actions
Can you say either "Or-Leens" or Or-Lens" ?
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
Josh Freeman is a cutie!
and he doesn’t suck!
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
So anyone on the field can call a time-out?
I didn’t know that.
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
Wow major blown coverage by NO
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
Vikings lose
Yay Lions
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
So Freeman's a rookie, right?
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
2nd year player I thought.
Same draft class as Sanchez and Stafford.
"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."
-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)
Is Tampa Bay head coach
off of the Dungy coaching tree?
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
I think he was under Dungy briefly
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
Let's go Raiders
Clap Clap ClapClapClap
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
CZ Game thread is up...
http://www.coltzilla.com/2010-regular-season/1st-half-open-thread-titans-colts/
"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."
-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)
i love our
defense!!!!!!
like an ice pick in the forehead……
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