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Open Thread: Divisional Round Saturday

Crazy, what with it being January and all, but your Houston Texans aren't playing this weekend. Instead, we must muddle through with Ravens-Steelers at 3:30 p.m. CST, followed by Packers-Falcons (featuring Dunta Robinson, in his first playoff game!) at 7 p.m. CST.

Feel free to share your thoughts leading up to, during, and/or after those games in the Comments below.

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FUCK DUNTA!!!!

You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.

by Antho10000 on Jan 15, 2011 2:33 PM CST reply actions  

Go Ravens and Go Packers

and Fuck Dunta.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 2:40 PM CST reply actions  

Just for the sake

Of watching the Seahawks hosting the NFCCG, I will root for the Packers today. And go Ratbirds! Break Big Ben!

1970 - 1984 - 2010

"Ignorant people are easier to control"

by trOOly on Jan 15, 2011 2:45 PM CST reply actions  

I am rooting for Dunta.

Or Atlanta, at least.

Right now I hate KJax more than I hate Dunta.

by WhiskeyR on Jan 15, 2011 2:50 PM CST reply actions  

I can get you a toe with nail polish by kickoff

Fucking amateurs…

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 3:05 PM CST reply actions  

Huh?

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 3:20 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm staying

I’m going to finish my coffee. Enjoying this coffee.

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 3:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Wha?

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 3:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Big Lebowski?

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 3:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Ooooohhhh

I’ve never seen it close to sober. If I were drunk, I’d have a better chance of remembering.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 3:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Bummer for you

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 3:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Nebraska has a chance at a last-second shot.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 3:09 PM CST reply actions  

Kansas up by 3 with 10.4 left in the game.

Nebraska’s ball after the made FT.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 3:10 PM CST reply actions  

ESPNU for anyone curious.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 3:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Kansas would be smart to foul here.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 3:11 PM CST reply actions  

Kansas wins :-(

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 3:12 PM CST reply actions  

Kansas wins

Will be number 2.

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Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 3:12 PM CST reply actions  

I will root for

GB and the ratbirds. Mostly cause I highly dislike the Stealers and have kind of liked GB forever.

I am totally optimistic about the Texans new season - at least until the first of the 4 or 2 (if any) preseason games

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2011 3:12 PM CST reply actions  

No sane person can like the Steelers.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 3:33 PM CST up reply actions  

If Rapelisberger is innocent..

how come he always says how he’s a “changed person”?

by WhiskeyR on Jan 15, 2011 3:18 PM CST reply actions  

Go Falcs and Poe-birds!

I used to respect the Steelers, but not while Rapelisberger is there. And I want the Falcons to win because my local bar is a Packers bar, and I can’t get a damn beer if I want to go up there to watch football. So, if they lose, I can go watch football. Yes, I am bitter. Thanks for asking.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 3:19 PM CST reply actions  

I have a friend who is a Falcons fan

tells me crap when the Texans lose. so I’m hope 45-0 packers.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 3:24 PM CST up reply actions  

For shame

Respecting the stealers

I am totally optimistic about the Texans new season - at least until the first of the 4 or 2 (if any) preseason games

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2011 3:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Even when they repeatedly beat our ass

They were a classy organization with classy players. Ham, Lambert, Greene, etc., played tough, but they played square. Definitely very unlike some other players during that era (Jack Tatum, I’m looking at your sorry, cheap-shot ass).

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 3:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Are you bitter?

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 3:33 PM CST up reply actions  

I hope Ray Lewis picks off Big Ben twice and sacks him once.

"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."

-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)

by Jamkel on Jan 15, 2011 3:23 PM CST reply actions  

And cuts him

Just for old-times sake.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 3:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm surprised Shake hasn't posted this yet:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XZDzOGFXts

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 3:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh that's beautiful.

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http://www.battleredblog.com
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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

He has posted it before

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I meant today.

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Hasn't posted it in a couple of weeks, actually.

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Leave some for Ed Reed!

I actually like Reed a lot. Truly great player.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 3:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh

And if we need a new thread later tonight, e-mail me for a front-pager. Or just do a fanpost. I’ll be in and out on the computer, but I’ll hopefully be able to watch.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 3:23 PM CST reply actions  

All yours

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http://www.battleredblog.com
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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I like this start.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 3:36 PM CST reply actions  

LADARIUS!!

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 3:36 PM CST reply actions  

Smart football by Webb.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 3:36 PM CST reply actions  

Crap.

His elbow was down.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 3:36 PM CST reply actions  

hes down

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 3:37 PM CST reply actions  

They didn't send Nantz/Simms to this game?

CBS chose the likely blowout to send their #1 crew to?

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 3:38 PM CST reply actions  

Ref is taking forever.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 3:38 PM CST reply actions  

35 yard line is still good field position though.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 3:39 PM CST reply actions  

What's the Pitt O'line like?

I figure Balt can penetrate because Rothelisberger holds on to the ball so friggin’ long

by Gwen on Jan 15, 2011 3:41 PM CST reply actions  

It is a combination of suck and injured.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 3:41 PM CST up reply actions  

No kidding.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Not great

Johnathon Scott has been a nightmare.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 3:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Casey Hampton

/heart flutters/

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 3:41 PM CST reply actions  

Whatever floats your boat I guess

but Ngata is the fat man that makes me drool

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Excellent job by Heap.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 3:41 PM CST reply actions  

I wonder if Rice will get anything going today.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 3:42 PM CST reply actions  

Well,

that sucked. Punt from the opponent’s 40.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 3:43 PM CST reply actions  

Damn

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 3:43 PM CST reply actions  

CBS,

that camera view sucks.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 3:43 PM CST reply actions  

When will they learn that we need to be able to see

the ball at all times?

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 3:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Wouldn't know about that

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 3:47 PM CST up reply actions  

And that's the most likely outcome of punting inside the 40.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 3:44 PM CST reply actions  

Guess it's hard to see that kind of thing

when under that much pressure.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 3:44 PM CST up reply actions  

You don't have CBS?

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 3:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Why?

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought you were saying that you don't have CBS

in your room.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Hines Ward is a dirty SOB

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 3:46 PM CST reply actions  

Good to see only Ward get that penalty.

One of my least favorite players. I hate him more than I ever hated Kevin Mawae.

by krkenney on Jan 15, 2011 3:47 PM CST reply actions  

Wow. The Ravens only have 14 drops during the season?

Thats a third as many as Garcon had in 14 games, and Garcon had the second most on the team.

"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."

-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)

by Jamkel on Jan 15, 2011 3:47 PM CST reply actions  

Actually

Wayne is 2nd in the league in drops and Garcon is 6th with 9.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Please cover them, Baltimore.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 3:49 PM CST reply actions  

Maybe a combination.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Like hell the refs are going to call OPI on the Rapists.

"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."

-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)

by Jamkel on Jan 15, 2011 3:49 PM CST reply actions  

Thats what I thought. Wallace pulling the corner down should preceed any phantom contact the refs imagined.

"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."

-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)

by Jamkel on Jan 15, 2011 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

At least smash Ben if he runs like that.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 3:51 PM CST reply actions  

Kinda fun for me

Watching two of my all-time UT faves in Redding and, especially, Hampton.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 3:51 PM CST reply actions  

Lewis looked like a Colts LB on that play.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 3:52 PM CST reply actions  

With his helmet too.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 3:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Dirty play by #68.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 3:53 PM CST reply actions  

How was that not called?

And somebody just gave Komeatu a shot at the end of that play.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 3:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Refs suck.

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 3:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Ravens are going to lose

Breathe, breathe in the air
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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 3:53 PM CST reply actions  

Too early to say.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 3:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Double fail by the Stillers says otherwise

"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."

-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)

by Jamkel on Jan 15, 2011 5:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Ed Reed is awesome.3

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 3:54 PM CST reply actions  

#asafetythat'salivelust

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 3:55 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Fuck

Steelers TD.

1970 - 1984 - 2010

"Ignorant people are easier to control"

by trOOly on Jan 15, 2011 3:55 PM CST reply actions  

Awful start,

but the SEA-NO game started of badly too.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 3:55 PM CST reply actions  

I need some popcorn.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 3:55 PM CST reply actions  

Not that I know of.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 3:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Better them than the Pats.

I do like Tomlin and Rooney.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I know,

but nothing is likable about the Pats.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 4:00 PM CST up reply actions  

not ture I love Devin

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 4:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Who?

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 4:04 PM CST up reply actions  

A rookie CB that I wanted during the draft

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh yeah.

Forgot about McCourty.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 4:07 PM CST up reply actions  

out of all the QBs left in the AFC

unibrow is the least offending to me.

by Gwen on Jan 15, 2011 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

No way I'm rooting for the Steelers

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by trOOly on Jan 15, 2011 3:57 PM CST up reply actions  

GOOOOOOOO RATBIRDS!

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by trOOly on Jan 15, 2011 3:58 PM CST reply actions  

Ravens still got to the 32 yard line.

Not like the squib kick helped anything.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 3:59 PM CST reply actions  

Winning record for QBs

Is the dumbest thing ever. Isn’t football the ultimate team game?

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by trOOly on Jan 15, 2011 4:00 PM CST reply actions  

Baseball for non-pitchers

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 4:00 PM CST up reply actions  

He is.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 4:02 PM CST up reply actions  

there goes our future CB

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 4:00 PM CST reply actions  

Just what I was thinking

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 4:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice tackle, Ike

Dumbshit.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 4:01 PM CST reply actions  

I'm still figuring out

Why they still have Ike.

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by trOOly on Jan 15, 2011 4:02 PM CST up reply actions  

.........

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by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 4:03 PM CST up reply actions  

fine him!

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 4:01 PM CST reply actions  

Gerbalaya
If @RyanClark25 had ever learned how to tackle & not been so concerned with making a SportsCenter hit, Ike Taylor would be ok right now.

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by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 4:02 PM CST reply actions  

Send him to Denver for a week as a punishment

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 4:03 PM CST up reply actions  

so Ike is back

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by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 4:04 PM CST reply actions  

Hey,

they called a penalty on the Steelers!

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 4:04 PM CST reply actions  

Champagne!

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by trOOly on Jan 15, 2011 4:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Just finished the Big Lebowski for the 5th or 6th time

One of the best movies ever made.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 4:05 PM CST reply actions  

the Dude abides

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Pass on 2nd and 5 would have been better

against this D.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 4:06 PM CST reply actions  

Oh yeah.

I forgot that the Ravens signed TJ.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 4:06 PM CST reply actions  

what a fall for him

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 4:07 PM CST up reply actions  

And I liked him in Cincinnati.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 4:08 PM CST up reply actions  

I think everyone did

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 4:09 PM CST up reply actions  

where is Housh going?

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 4:07 PM CST reply actions  

oh

yeah. Taylor is a fucktard

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by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 4:07 PM CST up reply actions  

just wait until hes wearing steel blue

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by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 4:09 PM CST up reply actions  

I think we know who will be knocking Collie or Gonzo out for the season next year

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 4:09 PM CST up reply actions  

I really dont like see people knocked out for a season

except for Tom I loved it

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by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 4:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow.

The refs are blind to dirty play by the Steelers.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 4:07 PM CST reply actions  

This is one of the reasons I hate the Steelers.

They’re scum.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 4:08 PM CST up reply actions  

What the fuck?

That’s absurd! How they didn’t see the headbutt? Damn, the NFL is sucking at officiating this season.

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by trOOly on Jan 15, 2011 4:08 PM CST reply actions  

PA FAIL

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by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 4:08 PM CST reply actions  

Did we loan Diem to the Ravens or something?

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 4:09 PM CST reply actions  

May that be DPI!

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by trOOly on Jan 15, 2011 4:10 PM CST reply actions  

Going deep to the 55 year old Derrick Mason?

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by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 4:10 PM CST reply actions  

Definite PI.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 4:10 PM CST reply actions  

I thought that name was familiar

Madison was with Indy last year

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 4:11 PM CST reply actions  

TD Ravens!

Ray Rice!

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 4:11 PM CST reply actions  

YEAH!

SUCK IT VOMIT BAGS!

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by trOOly on Jan 15, 2011 4:12 PM CST reply actions  

see Bob always knew to go very low if he wasn't going to bother wrapping up a RB

/has a sad

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by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 4:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Bob "Glass" Sanders?

Hell, would love for him to be in a Texans Uniform..even injured he is still better than Eugene Wilson..

by fgp on Jan 15, 2011 4:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I would die

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 4:15 PM CST up reply actions  

so would Addai

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- George Bernard Shaw

by JustAJ on Jan 15, 2011 4:16 PM CST up reply actions  

WOW somebody bounced off Rice

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by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 4:12 PM CST reply actions  

Polamalu!

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by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 4:12 PM CST up reply actions  

nice tackling technique, polamalu

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 4:12 PM CST reply actions  

Huge TD.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 4:12 PM CST reply actions  

whoda thought Hair could miss a tackle?

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by JustAJ on Jan 15, 2011 4:12 PM CST reply actions  

nope just a software glitch

he’ll get it patched at half time

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by JustAJ on Jan 15, 2011 4:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Patrick Willis can't

Otherwise, thousands of kittens will die.

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by trOOly on Jan 15, 2011 4:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I wouldn't say we're a favorite from here on out

no post play equals not many wins in the Big 10

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by JustAJ on Jan 15, 2011 4:15 PM CST up reply actions  

I blame the NCAA effing us over on Guy Marc

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by JustAJ on Jan 15, 2011 4:21 PM CST up reply actions  

So many flags.

This game is going to take forever

by Gwen on Jan 15, 2011 4:15 PM CST reply actions  

YAY ROETHLISBERGER'S LIMPING!

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 4:16 PM CST reply actions  

I can see why Steelers fans were rooting

for the Colts last week.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 4:16 PM CST reply actions  

Big Ben is gimpy

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by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 4:16 PM CST reply actions  

ouch

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by JustAJ on Jan 15, 2011 4:16 PM CST reply actions  

almost got Brady'd there

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 4:16 PM CST reply actions  

Now if only someone would give Ben Rapelisbugger

The Ben Rapelisbugger treatment.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Yay

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 4:17 PM CST reply actions  

TD Ravens?!?!

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 4:17 PM CST reply actions  

TD! WOOOOOOOO!

FUCK YOU BEN!!!!!!!!

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by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 4:17 PM CST reply actions  

Ravens TD?

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 4:17 PM CST reply actions  

can't tell think it was a incomplete pass from my initial viewing

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by JustAJ on Jan 15, 2011 4:17 PM CST reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOW!

TD!

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by trOOly on Jan 15, 2011 4:17 PM CST reply actions  

I was wrong thats a TD

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by JustAJ on Jan 15, 2011 4:17 PM CST reply actions  

That's a fumble!

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 4:18 PM CST reply actions  

Definitely a TD

It would only be better if Roethlisberger dies in the locker room from that hit.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 4:18 PM CST reply actions  

There's a UT grad for you!

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 4:18 PM CST reply actions  

2 pump fakes is at least 1 too many.

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by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 4:18 PM CST reply actions  

Tomlin is going to be out of challenges now.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 4:18 PM CST reply actions  

I just hope that doesn't turn into another Tuck Rule shit.

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by trOOly on Jan 15, 2011 4:18 PM CST reply actions  

It can't.

The ball wasn’t moving toward his body.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 4:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Anything is possible

When you’re playing against the Steelers in their home with sucky refs.

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by trOOly on Jan 15, 2011 4:20 PM CST up reply actions  

fumble damn it

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 4:18 PM CST reply actions  

You want them to win?

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by trOOly on Jan 15, 2011 4:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Who wouldn't want the Ravens to win?

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 4:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Ravens?

yes

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 4:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh ok.

I though you were rooting for the Steelers.

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by trOOly on Jan 15, 2011 4:20 PM CST up reply actions  

That's a TD

If they tuck rule that….

by Gwen on Jan 15, 2011 4:18 PM CST reply actions  

Steelers play with the refs

It’s still a possibility.

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by trOOly on Jan 15, 2011 4:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm still not sure what the tuck rule is

I’ve seen about 20 variations of it called. None seem to be the rule in its purest form though.

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by JustAJ on Jan 15, 2011 4:19 PM CST up reply actions  

that kinda reminds me of the Marv catch across the middle a few years ago that no one touched him down on

everyone is standing around and he’s walking to the end zone

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by JustAJ on Jan 15, 2011 4:18 PM CST reply actions  

I was wondering if the whistle was blown when they were all

standing around. Guess I’m smarter than 21 NFL players.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 4:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Against Denver

he was surrounded by 3 Broncos and Marv was the only one to realize the whistle wasn’t blown.

by Gwen on Jan 15, 2011 4:23 PM CST up reply actions  

even better they were all yelling at each other for blowing the zone coverage

they argue and he’s strutting to the end zone

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by JustAJ on Jan 15, 2011 4:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Cory Redding's thoughts:

“OH my god nigga!! TD time bitchez..move outta the way!”

by fgp on Jan 15, 2011 4:18 PM CST reply actions  

I love how he runs in and pushes his

teammate out of the way.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 4:20 PM CST up reply actions  

"Fuck out my way!"

“Dawg I gotta do this shit! For Madden! OH SHIT, BEN ROETHLISBERGER! ONE OF THE MOST HARDEST RAPING QBS IN THE LEAGUE!!! BUT, I PUT THE TEAM ON MY BACK! FUCK IT! CROSS THE PLAIN! TOUCHDOWN!!!”

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 4:21 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah!

Another TD!

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by trOOly on Jan 15, 2011 4:21 PM CST reply actions  

TD RAVENS!!!!!!

Steelers are out of challenges!

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 4:21 PM CST reply actions  

haha monster fail by Pitt

no challenges left

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by RocketsAstros on Jan 15, 2011 4:21 PM CST reply actions  

it was odd no one else tried to return it

even in regular season games dudes return obviously incomplete passes until the whistle blows a few times

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by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 4:22 PM CST reply actions  

Someone's afraid to play Baltimore!

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 4:22 PM CST reply actions  

I don't blame him.

Ravens look very good.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 4:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Nobody on the Steelers offense even takes notice

when he picks up the ball and starts running with it.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 4:22 PM CST reply actions  

That's a play who must go to any highlight collection

Of NFL plays. And the trio cheering… It was awesome.

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by trOOly on Jan 15, 2011 4:23 PM CST reply actions  

"Nevermore" I GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOLZERS!!!!!!

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by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 4:23 PM CST reply actions  

what a tool

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by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 4:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I like the "Neverscore Defense" Nickname though

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 4:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I just hated that when he didn't get a reaction he repeated it

dude, either it wasn’t funny or your partner isn’t going to get it. Either way it’s not going to be funny the 2nd time.

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by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 4:25 PM CST up reply actions  

who said never score Defense?

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 4:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Chris Berman maybe?

Or else maybe I just made it up.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 4:28 PM CST up reply actions  

so the first quarter took an hour

this is going to be a long game.

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by JustAJ on Jan 15, 2011 4:23 PM CST reply actions  

All of the Baltimore-Pittsburgh games are looooooooong.

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 4:25 PM CST up reply actions  

LULZ

“Ben is a little ginger”

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by JustAJ on Jan 15, 2011 4:23 PM CST reply actions  

How did the Ravens go up 7?

I was taking a bath.

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 4:25 PM CST reply actions  

Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 4:26 PM CST up reply actions  

got lit up on back to back plays

on the fumble he pump faked twice then got nailed from behind while winding up to actually throw.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 4:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe.

He could have been going for lucky pump fake #3.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 4:27 PM CST up reply actions  

TD Rice

With a whiffed tackle by The Hair, then Rapelisberger fumbles and Redding scores.

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by trOOly on Jan 15, 2011 4:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Suggs hits Ben after 2 pump-fakes.

Fall falls down 10 yards past the LOS. Everyone stands around until 1 Ravens player realizes that the whistle never blew, so he picks up the ball and runs it in for a TD. Steelers challenge and fail, so they’re out of challenges.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 4:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I said it better

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 4:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Especially since I misspelled ball.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 4:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Roethlisberger fumbles

Everyone but Cory Redding thinks the play is dead. The camera actually cut to Suggs celebrating his hit while the TD was scored.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 4:27 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL at Suggs

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by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 4:31 PM CST up reply actions  

SACK!!!!!

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by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 4:27 PM CST reply actions  

It's so nice

To see him going down.

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by trOOly on Jan 15, 2011 4:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 4:30 PM CST up reply actions  

LV is still in the open thread

I was hoping he had lost his hands in a not-tragic-at-all sawing accident….sigh

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 4:27 PM CST reply actions  

LOL.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 4:28 PM CST up reply actions  

His own site

I would not be here if he came in here. Unless he was announcing that he is currently being raped ironically. Then I would stay in lol.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 4:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm still amazed at his defense of BR

after I heard why I hadn’t seen him around.

by Gwen on Jan 15, 2011 4:31 PM CST up reply actions  

And I hated him before that

I hated him while it was still underground.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 4:31 PM CST up reply actions  

well at Cornell everyone has their own personal transcriber so they don't have to type

these transcribers work for free because its simply a privilege to be allowed to speak to someone of such high esteem.

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by JustAJ on Jan 15, 2011 4:29 PM CST up reply actions  

I was hoping a fire started in his dorm in the middle of the night

And his roommates didn’t wake him up and just locked him inside, leaving him to burn. I would lol.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 4:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Does that pass count?

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 4:28 PM CST up reply actions  

What team wouldn't?

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 4:29 PM CST up reply actions  

^^ This

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 4:30 PM CST up reply actions  

The catch would be Scrabble's cost

It’s damn sure to be considerably more than for Ngata, BUT, I see your point that instant help comes via FA at CB. I think Nnamdi is going to be over $14MM annually. That’s going to be tough to swallow.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 4:36 PM CST up reply actions  

a DT is a lot harder to scheme away from than a CB though

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by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 4:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I think I'd go Scrabble/Paea

For the simple reason that once the football powers-that-be hammer out a CBA there will likely be a rookie wage scale and Paea will be easier to afford and probably offer benefits sooner than a marginal CB and JuggerNgata.

But that’s just me.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 4:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Well

The catch is if you go Ngata/Mediocre (Lets just give him a name…Josh Wilson?) you still have that 11th pick to do whatever you want with, like say, a WR or RB.

by riversmccown on Jan 15, 2011 4:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Or a OLB

Interesting scenarios.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 4:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Right, meant to type that.

Blame the running game regression discussion in the Outsiders thread.

by riversmccown on Jan 15, 2011 4:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Interesting point.

My main concern there would be how much the marginal CB would improve the secondary. Speaking as someone who has watched Josh Wilson play.

I will say I do like the idea of JuggerNgata/Wilson and getting Von Miller with the draft pick.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 4:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Further discussion:

Do we really need Miller with Barwin and Williams?

I’d much rather have Ayers for the versatility at LB, but I realize Milller is the popular choice due to going to A&M.

by riversmccown on Jan 15, 2011 4:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought Mario would be a DE?

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by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 4:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Zierlein thinks he can.

I think Wade sees him playing the “Ware” role.

by riversmccown on Jan 15, 2011 4:53 PM CST up reply actions  

I keep hearing comparisons with Mario and the Bruce Smith role

In Wade’s defense.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

you mean OLB? that's a big OLB

I was thinking a DE with hopes of Justin Smith-like production.

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by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

wasn't really the designation that I was wondering about

more whether, excluding Mario they need two starting DL and 4 LBs or 3 and 3. There it makes a significant dif.

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by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 4:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Depends

On the evaluations of the lesser guys by the staff.

Barwin, Smith, Williams figure to have roles. As do Sharpton, Ryans (health?), Cushing.

But between Okoye, Mitchell, and Jamison, I think they can hold down the D-Line without Williams. I don’t know if they think they can though, that’s the rub.

by riversmccown on Jan 15, 2011 5:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd actually be more in the market for

Another ILB because I’m concerned about what shape Cap’n comes back in.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 4:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Sadly, yes

I wouldn’t count on Ryans at all.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 4:55 PM CST up reply actions  

PeytonsHead
Wow. That ball got away from Ben. Usually nothing gets away from Ben.

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by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 4:30 PM CST reply actions  

LOL

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by trOOly on Jan 15, 2011 4:31 PM CST up reply actions  

If only they were playing in the bathroom

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 4:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Zing!

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by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 4:32 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL.

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by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 4:32 PM CST up reply actions  

hmm Ziggy

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by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 4:33 PM CST reply actions  

So happy we took Brown instead

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Not sarcasm, man

I love 1 yard gains after running into the left guard. Really sets up the Reggie Wayne dropped pass.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 4:38 PM CST up reply actions  

lol, block in the back

they’ll get it at like the 3

SAFETY! DO IT!!

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by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 4:35 PM CST reply actions  

really obvious block in the back

retard

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by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 4:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Really?

He barely touched him

by fgp on Jan 15, 2011 4:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Or not.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 4:45 PM CST up reply actions  

This Dominos people is the stupidest commercial in history.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 4:37 PM CST reply actions  

once they agreed to say nice things about our pizza we drove them back to Civilization

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by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 4:39 PM CST up reply actions  

"Never mind that we alter them between the farm and the pie."

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 4:40 PM CST up reply actions  

NOTHING is worse than the Quizno's rats commercials.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 4:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't know if I've seen it.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 4:39 PM CST up reply actions  

It was a few years back, but they were so God-awful that I

Actually boycotted Quizno’s until they took them off the air. And I really like Quizno’s!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdKEn03OMnE

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 4:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Those commercials deserve terrorism against Quiznos

Their board should have gotten the Dogma treatment.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 4:42 PM CST up reply actions  

That''s awful.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 4:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Awful is being generous, I think, in this case.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 4:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Terrible

I don’t want a sammich after watching that.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 4:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I see your Quizno's

And raise you this gem.

I don’t remember what year it was, but they played that during the NCAA tourney like 80 times a day on the first weekend and I wanted to murder everyone involved.

by riversmccown on Jan 15, 2011 4:48 PM CST up reply actions  

That one isn't as bad.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 4:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I was there.

I remember that commercial.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Ugh, I remember these.

Ideas of small-scale genocide at the advertising agency responsible ran through my mind too.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 4:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Not as bad as the Quizno's one

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 4:49 PM CST up reply actions  

You don't really think the people who make Domino's could get people

To eat their pizza willingly do you?

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 4:39 PM CST up reply actions  

retard

illegal contact on 3rd and long

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by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 4:40 PM CST reply actions  

Look on the bright side

it gives Ben a few more chances to suffer an injury!

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 4:41 PM CST up reply actions  

#91 ate Terrence Cody for the NT job

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 4:41 PM CST reply actions  

Lot of idiot flags

And idiot players.

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by trOOly on Jan 15, 2011 4:41 PM CST reply actions  

RAVENS BALL!

Maybe Pittsburgh will challenge…Oh wait, LULZ!!!!

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 4:42 PM CST reply actions  

FUMBLE!!!

FUCK YEAH!!!!

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by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 4:42 PM CST reply actions  

YAY!

Fumble recovered by Ravens! AND YOU CAN’T CHALLENGE THAT TOMLIN!

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by trOOly on Jan 15, 2011 4:42 PM CST reply actions  

Ravens ball!

Haha!

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 4:42 PM CST reply actions  

LOLZ

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by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 4:42 PM CST reply actions  

Hot damn, Ravens' ball!

No means no, Rapistbugger!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 4:43 PM CST reply actions  

It's funny because I bet that wasn't a fumble at all

And it would have easily been overturned but Tomlin blew it on an obvious call.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 4:43 PM CST reply actions  

and blew one worrying about 15 yards of field position

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by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 4:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Seriously

Calling runs up the middle against the Steelers is just dumb.

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by trOOly on Jan 15, 2011 4:44 PM CST reply actions  

Polamalu is having an off day

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 4:45 PM CST reply actions  

Perfect day for it.

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by trOOly on Jan 15, 2011 4:46 PM CST up reply actions  

video of the fumble return TD

http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2011/1/15/1937537/cory-redding-touchdown-ben-roethlisberger-fumble-video

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by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 4:46 PM CST reply actions  

TD RAVENS!!!!

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by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 4:46 PM CST reply actions  

TD!

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by trOOly on Jan 15, 2011 4:46 PM CST reply actions  

Fuck and yes.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 4:47 PM CST reply actions  

LOL.

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by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 4:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Yaaaaaaaaahoooooooooooo!!!

Go Ratbirds!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 4:47 PM CST reply actions  

This is so awesome.

Part 1 to the perfect divisional weekend is turning out nicely.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 4:48 PM CST reply actions  

What's your perfect divisional weekend?

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by trOOly on Jan 15, 2011 4:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Ravens and Jets embarrass their opponents,

and both the Falcons and Seahawks win in close, back-and-forth games that involve at least 1 OT.

And then I don’t go to school Monday :-)

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 4:52 PM CST up reply actions  

It would involve Christina Hendricks,

Alessandro Ambrosia,lobster, beer, whiskey, Mexican martinis, some top-quality mary jane, and a spatula.

Heck, maybe even my wife.

Thank you so much for asking!

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 4:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh

And for my kids to be occupied for more than three minutes at a time.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 4:53 PM CST up reply actions  

How old are the kids?

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 4:55 PM CST up reply actions  

4 and 8

And they are typical, hyperactive kids with more energy than I know what to do with.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 4:56 PM CST up reply actions  

That's where having the kids around helps out

I can’t go too militant when they’re around.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 5:00 PM CST up reply actions  

is one of the parts a meteor strike in Foxbruogh

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 4:50 PM CST up reply actions  

That option works too.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 4:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Replace Falcons with Packers

And I’m with you.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 4:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Nothing against the Falcons

I just like the idea of the Seahawks hosting the NFC Title game.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Fair enough

I’ve got Jonathan Vilma from the Saints pissed at me on Twitter for calling them the Aints.

Nice.

by Mike Kerns on Jan 15, 2011 4:56 PM CST up reply actions  

My wife's a Saints fan.

So I’ve had to tread lightly around here for the last week or so.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 4:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I fucking hate Drew Brees

And every other Saint ever except for Archie.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 4:58 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

and any ND guys

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

People are stupid

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 4:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't get my hopes up.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 4:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Sorry guys but I really do hope he leaves..

I would love to face Curtis Painter x2 a season.

by fgp on Jan 15, 2011 5:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Shudder.

That is a horrifying thought.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 5:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Hell no.

No way he plays for that bs.

by fgp on Jan 15, 2011 5:03 PM CST up reply actions  

He's not a RFA.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 5:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Irsay would do anything possible to keep him

which is give him the richest contract in history

by Gwen on Jan 15, 2011 5:06 PM CST up reply actions  

There goes any good supporting cast to actually win a SB.

he should take less money so they can bring in more talent IMHO

by fgp on Jan 15, 2011 5:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Jason David?

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Why would I like him at all?

He’s like Tim Jennings dad to me.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 4:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Only Colts player I could think of who signed with him.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 5:00 PM CST up reply actions  

That's pretty impressive. LOL

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 4:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm pissing them all off now
@Zepp1978 Aints ? remember you are a Texans fan, you should have been buried yourself

Fuckin’ aints fans…dickbags.

by Mike Kerns on Jan 15, 2011 5:11 PM CST up reply actions  

At least they're not Chiefs fans.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 5:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck those cocky bitchez.

Weren’t so cocky when Andre “The Great One” Johnson was spanking them now were they?

by fgp on Jan 15, 2011 5:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I said something similar. He replied:
@Zepp1978 call us Aints, but the texans are the CAINTS, ya’ll can’t win a goddamn game, make the playoffs first, this is the future

See why I hate Aints fans so much?

by Mike Kerns on Jan 15, 2011 6:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice job.

Seriously.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Perfect.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 4:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Per Mort
@mortreport: Filed to ESPN: Phialdelphia Eagles have fired defensive coordinator Sean McDermott.

by Mike Kerns on Jan 15, 2011 4:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Unnecessary

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

FO_BBarnwell
Andy Reid five days ago: Sean McDermott will stay with the team.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

And that's why you can't take declarations like that seriosly.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 4:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Really really fired.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 4:55 PM CST up reply actions  

We can haz? :-D

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by Jamkel on Jan 15, 2011 5:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I can't wait for the Jeopardy challenge.

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 4:51 PM CST reply actions  

Same here.

I <3 Ken Jennings.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 4:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Why?

How is he lovable?

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

His run on there was amazing.

over 50 wins

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by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 4:55 PM CST up reply actions  

*74

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 4:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't understand why that makes him lovable

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 4:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Cass said that

not me.

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by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 5:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I love game shows,

and he went to several and dominated them all. He’s amazing.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 4:56 PM CST up reply actions  

ANOTHER SACK!!!

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 4:52 PM CST reply actions  

Roethlisweasel sacked.

No means no! No means no! No means no!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 4:52 PM CST reply actions  

Somebody break Roethlisweasel!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 4:56 PM CST reply actions  

LOL.

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by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 5:05 PM CST up reply actions  

2005 I think.

Or 2006, one of those.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 5:05 PM CST up reply actions  

2007 with Jason Campbell.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 5:06 PM CST up reply actions  

The year Taylor was killed

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 5:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 5:12 PM CST up reply actions  

HE MISSED!!!!!

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 5:04 PM CST reply actions  

BWAHAHAHAAHAH!!!

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 5:05 PM CST reply actions  

He missed! He missed!

Screw the Stealers!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 5:05 PM CST reply actions  

awesome end to the half

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 5:05 PM CST reply actions  

CraigMahoney
Right now most Americans are cheering on a team whose star is either a sexual predator or an accomplice to murder. God fucking bless us.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 5:06 PM CST reply actions  

IT'S FUNNY AND SAD BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 5:07 PM CST up reply actions  

That's why I feel dirty

I can’t root for the Steelers but I’m rooting for a team that has Ray Lewis.

by Gwen on Jan 15, 2011 5:07 PM CST up reply actions  

OH DIP! I didn't see nothin'!

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 5:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Even worse

Ray Lewis is a snitch.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 5:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Halftime

Okay, gotta hit the workout. I’ll be back for the Falcons game.

by Mike Kerns on Jan 15, 2011 5:07 PM CST reply actions  

So fucking true

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 5:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Nas is right

All of the time

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 5:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Stealers Fail!

Yay!

Not so much yay for the ratbirds – but yay for stealer fail!

I am totally optimistic about the Texans new season - at least until the first of the 4 or 2 (if any) preseason games

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2011 5:09 PM CST reply actions  

It doesn't suck when

you have great field position because of turnovers.

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 5:16 PM CST up reply actions  

True

more Defense than Flacco and the stunning offense.

by Gwen on Jan 15, 2011 5:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Why

They pay him to talk anyways -

I am totally optimistic about the Texans new season - at least until the first of the 4 or 2 (if any) preseason games

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 15, 2011 5:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Naw.

You have a better chance of understanding Sharpe about 20% of the time.

Holtz, I need a translator for him.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm a little sad

I think the Colts could have beaten the Stillers

by coltus on Jan 15, 2011 5:21 PM CST reply actions  

Caldwell's fault

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

as porous as their line is looking

we’d have more of a chance than I thought.

"Power does not corrupt men; fools, however, if they get into a position of power, corrupt power."
- George Bernard Shaw

by JustAJ on Jan 15, 2011 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Our offense wouldn't have been able to score.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 5:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Exactly

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 5:24 PM CST up reply actions  

as of right now

you don’t need an offense to beat the Steelers.

"Power does not corrupt men; fools, however, if they get into a position of power, corrupt power."
- George Bernard Shaw

by JustAJ on Jan 15, 2011 5:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Our defense isn't even close to being as good as Baltimore's

We would have lost by 30.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 5:24 PM CST up reply actions  

you don't need a good defense if Ben is going to triple pump on every drop back

all you would need is Mathis and Freeney. I’ve decided watching this we wouldn’t have been killed. We’d have lost, but it would have been <14.

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by JustAJ on Jan 15, 2011 5:26 PM CST up reply actions  

He wouldn't have needed to triple pump

Because the receivers would have been open.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 5:27 PM CST up reply actions  

You need to score.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 5:25 PM CST up reply actions  

it'd be sweet if they did though

"Power does not corrupt men; fools, however, if they get into a position of power, corrupt power."
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by JustAJ on Jan 15, 2011 5:24 PM CST up reply actions  

5th and 6th seed AFCCG FTW!!!

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 5:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Could be a good game.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 5:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Gimme some sack lunch!

No means no, Roethlisbugger!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 5:24 PM CST reply actions  

both these teams defenses look like men.

something i don’t remember seeing as i watched the texans.

by Danpassurweenie on Jan 15, 2011 5:27 PM CST reply actions  

Stupid.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 5:29 PM CST reply actions  

Dammit!

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 5:29 PM CST reply actions  

Game's not over yet

Ray Rice you dumb Jersey idiot.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 5:29 PM CST reply actions  

Awful ball security by Rice.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 5:30 PM CST reply actions  

Shit

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 5:31 PM CST reply actions  

Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 5:31 PM CST reply actions  

That really sucked.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 5:31 PM CST reply actions  

So are there ANY people here that want the Steelers to win?

I mean, I could read through the comments section, but that’s just a waste of time.

Given, I don’t care either way, tbh, but damn.

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by Autra on Jan 15, 2011 5:32 PM CST reply actions  

Nope.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 5:33 PM CST up reply actions  

None that would dare to admit it, I think.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 5:33 PM CST up reply actions  

In that case...

GO RAPISTS!

/heel move

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by Autra on Jan 15, 2011 5:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Pshh...murder is for pussies.

Or wait, rape is for…

Bleh, nevermind.

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by Autra on Jan 15, 2011 5:40 PM CST up reply actions  

...

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 5:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Dear Dan Dierdorf,

You suck. You have no business opening your mouth on the television airwaves. Every word you speak makes your audience dumber, you blithering idiot.

Do us all a favor and walk away. Just walk away.

Yours,

UT

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 5:35 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

so rec'd

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 15, 2011 5:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Worthy of serious rec'itation

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by DilloTex on Jan 15, 2011 7:55 PM CST up reply actions  

So we should get Jared Gaither?

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by Jamkel on Jan 15, 2011 5:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't even put that out there!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 5:44 PM CST up reply actions  

see what i did there

i talk shit about them then they play well

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 15, 2011 5:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Okay...as you were, then!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 5:45 PM CST up reply actions  

and now that you've said that they'll convert this 3rd and 21

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 5:45 PM CST up reply actions  

the illness keeping Flozel off the field is obviously obesity

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 5:48 PM CST reply actions  

Put Alex Barron in!!!

Wait, wrong team. Never mind.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 5:49 PM CST up reply actions  

nicoleauerbach
I vote they stop this game and just let them fight. Team with most players standing advances to the AFC championship.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 5:52 PM CST reply actions  

With or without weapons?

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 5:52 PM CST up reply actions  

well Ray Lewis is going to stab someone to death no matter what the rules are

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 5:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh lord...that's just what we need.

More Stealer ass-kissing.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 5:52 PM CST reply actions  

Now why can't my cheering for the Texans have that same effect?

They seem to just suck more when I’m cheering for them.

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by Autra on Jan 15, 2011 5:56 PM CST reply actions  

...and yes, I am taking credit for the Steelers performance

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by Autra on Jan 15, 2011 5:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Big Ben's celebratory rape is going to be on your conscience

I hope you can live with that.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 5:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm married...

…that just means at least one of us is getting some.

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by Autra on Jan 15, 2011 6:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I should have kept the TV off.

I was talking to my mom (its her birthday), Hang up the phone, turn on the TV, “Rapist in Traffic [ROAR] AND TOUCHDOWN TO HINES WARD!!!!!”

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by Jamkel on Jan 15, 2011 5:57 PM CST reply actions  

Okay, now I'm mad, and full of raw, seething hatred for the Stealers

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 5:59 PM CST reply actions  

This game's over.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 6:00 PM CST reply actions  

Ravens are crumbling

this is game

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 6:00 PM CST reply actions  

Looks like JuggerNgata

Just knocked that guy’s brains out.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 6:03 PM CST reply actions  

No shit.

I wish we could pick him up.

Probably even more than I want Scrabble

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by Autra on Jan 15, 2011 6:06 PM CST up reply actions  

did they not have Mt. Cody in there?

isn’t that the whole point of having him?

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 6:09 PM CST reply actions  

great play by the corner there

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 6:10 PM CST reply actions  

SACK!!!

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 6:11 PM CST reply actions  

T-Sizzle!

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by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 6:11 PM CST reply actions  

That's more like it!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 6:11 PM CST reply actions  

this one got a groan even from me.
fauxjohnmadden
Picture perfect evidence that even though you may stop Roethlisberger on the first try, he’ll keep forcing his way in there.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 6:12 PM CST reply actions  

If they only stop sucking...

1970 - 1984 - 2010

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by trOOly on Jan 15, 2011 6:12 PM CST reply actions  

The Ravens make me sad :-(

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:13 PM CST reply actions  

And I don't think this Steelers team can beat the Pats.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Easy fourth ring to Bieber

That’s the ugly truth if the Ravens don’t get past the Steelers.

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by trOOly on Jan 15, 2011 6:15 PM CST up reply actions  

don't forget about the NFC

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by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 6:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Go Seahawks!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 6:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Ugh, that's a nauseating thought.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 6:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Very much so.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Someone in the NFC can still win.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:18 PM CST up reply actions  

It was only a 2nd down play, Ike.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:19 PM CST reply actions  

Flacco, you (expletive) cretin!

You were out of the pocket, throw the ball away, you twit!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 6:20 PM CST reply actions  

This is bad.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:20 PM CST reply actions  

I'm not in my happy place...

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 6:22 PM CST up reply actions  

:-(

.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:24 PM CST up reply actions  

What a kick.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:21 PM CST reply actions  

Ed Reed timed that perfectly.

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by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 6:24 PM CST reply actions  

Please stop them here, Baltimore!

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:25 PM CST reply actions  

They did it!

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by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 6:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Many thanks.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:26 PM CST up reply actions  

/insert Nelson laugh

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:26 PM CST reply actions  

TOUCHDOWN RAVENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:27 PM CST reply actions  

TD RAVENS!

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by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 6:27 PM CST reply actions  

damn

still great field position for them

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 6:27 PM CST reply actions  

I hate you, refs.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:27 PM CST reply actions  

Fucking Flag

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by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 6:27 PM CST reply actions  

Trust the refs to find some ticky-tack holding call against the Ravens.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 6:28 PM CST reply actions  

Much of that was acting by

the Steelers player.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:28 PM CST up reply actions  

hands were far outside

but it looked like the Steelers dude got pancaked, not pulled down.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 6:28 PM CST up reply actions  

No matter.

Something bad happened to the Stealers.

That can not stand; otherwise the refs will get a memo from NFL central command.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 6:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Ravens still have a good chance

at tying or taking the lead.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:28 PM CST reply actions  

The way their offense has been today...

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 6:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeap.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:28 PM CST reply actions  

HEAP!!!!!!!!

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by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 6:28 PM CST reply actions  

Loud Ravens presence.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:29 PM CST reply actions  

Just a bad play call, IMO.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:29 PM CST reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing.

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by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 6:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Crapity crap crap.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:30 PM CST reply actions  

FML.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 6:30 PM CST reply actions  

Boldin just dropped it.

Great pass by Flacco into coverage.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:31 PM CST reply actions  

Yep

I can’t save him on that.

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by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 6:31 PM CST up reply actions  

tie game

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by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 6:31 PM CST reply actions  

fucking Boldin

remember when he was good at football?

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 6:31 PM CST reply actions  

Remotely.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:31 PM CST up reply actions  

When was this?

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 6:31 PM CST up reply actions  

when he was across from Fitzgerald and had Warner throwing to him

clearly there’s been a massive downgrade in his surrounding talent.

I guess it could be worse though, he could be Fitzgerald.

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by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 6:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Well,

the Ravens are in position for the FG drive to win the game if they can stop the Steelers here.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:31 PM CST reply actions  

Watson would have a massive advantage on buzzing in though.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:32 PM CST reply actions  

Pathetic KO.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:33 PM CST reply actions  

And this is why they start the next

game 30 minutes later than usual in the playoffs.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:35 PM CST reply actions  

Peyton Manning’s Wife Tired Of His Constant ‘Audibles’ At The ‘Line Of Scrimmage’
OCTOBER 13, 2005 |

INDIANAPOLIS —According to sources close to Ashley Manning, wife of Colts quarterback Peyton Manning, the All-Pro’s constant audibles on the playing field are mirrored in his intimately personal life, a fact that Mrs. Manning sometimes finds exasperating. “I mean, sometimes when we, you know, ‘take the field,’ and the ‘formation’ is all ‘lined up,’ and Peyton gets all set ‘under center,’ he will start barking out new signals,” Mrs. Manning said. “Suddenly, it’s ‘Flip Right Hawk 62! Deuce Right, Waggle 15H Throwback C-Posts! Dice Right 218 Bastard! Yes! Yes! Yes!’ And I’m like, Peyton, we’re at ‘third and inches’ here, honey. Please, just ‘snap the ball.’” Mrs. Manning did note, however, that her husband was a remarkably talented “field general” with a “rifle arm” who “led the league” in “finding the end zone” last season.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 6:35 PM CST reply actions  

Old

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by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 6:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Lulz.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 6:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought Ben would have

gone into the fetal position on those by now.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:36 PM CST reply actions  

Great defense by the Ravens.

1 more time, please.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:37 PM CST reply actions  

You cannot haz:-(

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by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 6:38 PM CST up reply actions  

AKDFJS SFJSJFS ERKJSOXJF!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:38 PM CST reply actions  

Is it asking too damn much to get the Stealers to go three and out?!

Really?!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 6:38 PM CST reply actions  

No.

I think it’s quite fair.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 6:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck the Stillers.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 6:38 PM CST reply actions  

Hey there

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by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 6:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Good morning.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 6:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Morning, Doc

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by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 6:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Ben would like that.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:39 PM CST up reply actions  

And hi!

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:39 PM CST up reply actions  

SACK!!!!

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by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 6:38 PM CST reply actions  

Woot.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 6:39 PM CST up reply actions  

2 pump fakes again?

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:38 PM CST reply actions  

he just doesn't learn

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 6:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Only got sacked this time though.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow.

Great slam.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:39 PM CST reply actions  

His career probably won't last for long

1970 - 1984 - 2010

"Ignorant people are easier to control"

by trOOly on Jan 15, 2011 6:40 PM CST up reply actions  

From your lips to Durga's ears.

All 12 of them.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 6:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Most likely not.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Clutch!

My asshole announcers has already crowned him as Mr. Clutch.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 6:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice!

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 6:40 PM CST reply actions  

3rd and 19.

Please don’t allow them to convert this, Baltimore. I don’t care what you have to do. Just don’t allow the 1st down.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:40 PM CST reply actions  

T-Sizzle has a lot of razor bumps.

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by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 6:41 PM CST reply actions  

Is an Ed Reed TD too much to ask for?

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 6:41 PM CST reply actions  

damnit!

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 6:41 PM CST reply actions  

I'm going to kill somebody.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:41 PM CST reply actions  

FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 6:41 PM CST reply actions  

TEXANS LEVEL OF FAIL RIGHT THERE

You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.

by Antho10000 on Jan 15, 2011 6:41 PM CST reply actions  

When did Frank Bush start calling Baltimore's defense?!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 6:42 PM CST reply actions  

Fuck.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 6:42 PM CST reply actions  

Jesus

What can you expect Baltimore? You have 100 yards of offense.

by Gwen on Jan 15, 2011 6:42 PM CST reply actions  

WR had another gear there when none of the DBs did

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by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 6:42 PM CST reply actions  

FUCK THE AFC!!!!

LET’S GREEN BAY!!!!!

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by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 6:42 PM CST reply actions  

GO FALCONS!!!

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 6:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate my life.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:43 PM CST reply actions  

I hate your life too

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 6:43 PM CST up reply actions  

::hands you a shoelace::

Here, you can go hang yourself now.

Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.

Twitter

by Autra on Jan 15, 2011 6:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Seriously

I feel worse right now than at the end of the Colts game.

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 6:44 PM CST reply actions  

yet its still better than most our games

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 6:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Dear Shiva,

I know this doesn’t involve the Texans but would you be so kind as to send a stampeding horde of ravenous coyotes to Heinz Field and have them mistake Ben Roethlisberger for a giant slab of perfectly-cooked delicious bacon? And then maybe Hines Ward?

After that, how about sending those coyotes after that medical guy on the Sprint ads?

Thanks,

Praise be to Shiva, god of destruction

UT

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 6:45 PM CST reply actions  

3 incomplete passes and a FG is the best-case scenario right now.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:45 PM CST reply actions  

You've gotta be kidding me.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:46 PM CST reply actions  

you fat worthless turd

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 6:46 PM CST reply actions  

BULLSHIT!!!!!!

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 6:46 PM CST reply actions  

Stupid Ravens.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 6:46 PM CST reply actions  

Refs?

The Stealers don’t really need your help right now. I know you’re on orders to do so but right now is not the time!

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 6:47 PM CST reply actions  

Just let them get the TD in this case.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:47 PM CST reply actions  

Allowing the first down is the worst possible thing.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm so rooting for the NFC now.

Hell, I’ll root for the Jets right now.

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 6:47 PM CST reply actions  

Hell, I'd almost root for the Pats.

THAT’S how much I hate the Stealers.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 6:48 PM CST up reply actions  

No.

I’d root for the Steelers over the Pats any day.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:48 PM CST up reply actions  

That's because you're not a Seahawks fan.

I’ll never forgive the Stealers. Ever.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 6:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Understandable.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm a Colts fan.

I had to go through the pain of the 2005 season.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 6:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Pittsburgh's both SB against NFC west teams...

(still won’t acknowledge the last second TD against the Cards)

by Gwen on Jan 15, 2011 6:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I refuse to acknowledge the first one.

Refs gave them far more points than they actually earned.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 6:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Me too.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 6:48 PM CST up reply actions  

me, too

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 6:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Refs want the Stillers to win as usual.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 6:47 PM CST reply actions  

yep

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 6:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I just learn to never trust those damn ratbirds.

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 6:47 PM CST reply actions  

Vanderjerk.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Vandershank,

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 6:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Crapsicles.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:50 PM CST reply actions  

well that's a new one.

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 6:51 PM CST up reply actions  

New level of fail.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:51 PM CST up reply actions  

FUCK THAT SHIT!

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 6:50 PM CST reply actions  

That could be a huge penalty.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:51 PM CST reply actions  

Stupid announcers rooting for the Stillers.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 6:51 PM CST reply actions  

What's the flag now?
  1. is a dirty player. I can’t believe he hasn’t had more flags in this game

by Gwen on Jan 15, 2011 6:51 PM CST reply actions  

Burn down the stadium!

Shoot any Stealer player that tries to escape!

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 6:51 PM CST reply actions  

I can haz Music City Miracle?

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:52 PM CST reply actions  

Get the touchdown and then go for two get that then laugh at the Steelers

You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.

by Antho10000 on Jan 15, 2011 6:52 PM CST reply actions  

Brady has apparently been dethroned as Mr. Clutch.

Announcers drooling over Rothlisberger.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 6:53 PM CST reply actions  

they know that if they don't choose to be all over Ben's dick

he’ll force them to be

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 6:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Uh oh, Anti-Pancakes McClain is hurt.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 6:54 PM CST reply actions  

WTF?

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 6:54 PM CST reply actions  

You're killin' me, Smalls!

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 6:54 PM CST reply actions  

C'mon, Flacco.

Show that you’re not utter crap in the playoffs.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:54 PM CST reply actions  

I really hate squib kicks.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Seems to be working out for them so far, unfortunately.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 6:55 PM CST up reply actions  

With help from Flacco.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 6:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Flacco is really trying to lose this game.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:55 PM CST reply actions  

Mediocre always.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:56 PM CST up reply actions  

And that's the ballgame.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 6:56 PM CST reply actions  

That looked painful.

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:56 PM CST reply actions  

Flacco is a piece of shit.

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 6:56 PM CST reply actions  

Thought that one looked like the O-line.

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:56 PM CST up reply actions  

even then

If you want to be a great quarterback, you have to overlook that.

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 6:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow, even I'm confused by my own avatar.

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 6:56 PM CST reply actions  

Miracle, please?

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:57 PM CST reply actions  

Remember when we would have beaten Pittsburgh?

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 6:57 PM CST reply actions  

That was before Collie got hurt again.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:58 PM CST up reply actions  

No, it was last week, this week, and today

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 7:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I was just saying that we beat the Steelers with Collie.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 7:00 PM CST up reply actions  

We could beat anyone with Collie

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 7:01 PM CST up reply actions  

And TJ drops it.

Figures.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:57 PM CST reply actions  

That should have been caught.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 6:58 PM CST reply actions  

Hey Houshmandzadeh?

Remember when you were WR1 for the Seahawks last year? Are you wishing you were back there, yet?

Because we don’t.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 6:58 PM CST reply actions  

The Ravens have the ultimate collection of #2 receivers

Boldin, Mason, Houshmandzadeh. Newsome sucks at finding wide receivers.

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 6:58 PM CST reply actions  

Well,

if the Steelers can knock out the Pats next week, I won’t complain that much about this.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 6:59 PM CST reply actions  

Guh

I wish there was a scenario where none of those teams will make it to the SB

by Gwen on Jan 15, 2011 7:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I say we blow up the AFCCG.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 7:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Only if the Jets win twice.

The Ravens were really our last hope.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 7:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I can root for any team that plays against the Patsies.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 7:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll be pleased if the Pats lose

but if the Jets win, it’s – meh.

by Gwen on Jan 15, 2011 7:04 PM CST up reply actions  

o/~ I'm dreaming of a NYJ/Seahawks Super Bowl o/~

o/~ Just because the other AFC teams, I hate them so. o/~

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 7:04 PM CST up reply actions  

No!

Not acceptable!

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 7:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't care.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 7:01 PM CST up reply actions  

...

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 7:02 PM CST up reply actions  

/reflects lightning with lightsaber

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 7:12 PM CST up reply actions  

You can't

IT’S LIGHTNING!!! REAL LIGHTNING!!! SHOCKLATE!!!!

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 7:13 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 7:15 PM CST up reply actions  

/takes lightsaber telekinetically

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 7:13 PM CST up reply actions  

/telekinetically stabs you with it

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 7:15 PM CST up reply actions  

/only a Jedi mind trick to make you think you stabbed me

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 7:17 PM CST up reply actions  

/stabs you for real

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 7:19 PM CST up reply actions  

/that's what you think

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 7:20 PM CST up reply actions  

/stabs you repeatedly

//chops off your head
//carries it as a trophy

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 7:24 PM CST up reply actions  

/melts into liquid mercury

//reunites with broken-down body
///reconstitutes self

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 7:30 PM CST up reply actions  

God, I hate the Stealers.

I hate them more than any other team in football. More than Dallas, more than Indianapolis…and almost as much as Tennessee.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 6:59 PM CST reply actions  

GOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS!!!

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 6:59 PM CST reply actions  

Tihi.

*girl

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 7:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I knew it

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 7:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Are you staying up for this whole game?

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 7:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I tried to get some sleep during the first game.

I didn’t really sleep much, so I don’t know if I can stay up through this game.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 7:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Go Pack!

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 7:00 PM CST reply actions  

And there goes the perfect divisional weekend.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 7:00 PM CST reply actions  

Ever

Never ever ever never funny.

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot

by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 7:03 PM CST up reply actions  

is there going to be a new Open Thread?

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 7:04 PM CST up reply actions  

790 comments

So, I think we’re good here, unless there’s an uproar for a new one.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 7:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I think we like short threads for game threads.

Right?

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 7:06 PM CST up reply actions  

for games

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 7:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Gamethreads need to handle quick updates.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 7:08 PM CST up reply actions  

fine fine fine. gimme a couple.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 7:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 7:13 PM CST up reply actions  

It's impressive that his impressions are so dead on

But it’s not funny.

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Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 7:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm rooting for the Falcons.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 7:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Shorter Ben

‘I told those fuckers, "Hey, if you don’t fucking do something, I’m going to bend each and every one of you over the toilet like it’s a bad prison movie.’ And they performed."

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 7:05 PM CST reply actions  

But that doesn't mean he won't just do it anyway.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 7:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Gotta keep them on their toes

Be prepared for any sexual assault at any time. Poor Maurkice Pouncey…

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 7:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Not Troy

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 7:07 PM CST reply actions  

Whoever wins the NFCCG will be my bandwagon team

I hope it’s the Falcons, but I can live with any of them.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 7:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Sure.

I don’t mind them.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 7:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I grew up over 4000 miles away from them, so...

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 7:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Why not?

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 7:14 PM CST up reply actions  

See above.

I’ve disliked them since I was a kid

by Gwen on Jan 15, 2011 7:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Joe Buck: Welcome to the Georgia Dome where the Green Bay Packers take on

The Atlanta Falcons. Joining me is Troy Aikman. Troy, what are your thoughts on today’s game?

Troy Aikman: Well, I think the Cowboys have an excellent shot to pull out a win here in at a hostile crowd.

Joe: Troy, Troy, the Cowboys aren’t playing today. They’re not even in the playoffs.

Troy: Whuh? What do you mean? How did we get assigned a non-Cowboys game? That is NOT in my contract!

Joe: Anyway, what do you think of the Falcons?

(Troy throws down his headset and stomps out of the booth.)

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 7:09 PM CST reply actions  

Aikman sucks.

I might actually prefer my Danish announcers.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 7:11 PM CST up reply actions  

And I don't think they're known for their singing.

Judging by how they’re doing the National Anthem.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 7:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate Matt Ryan

there I said it

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 7:11 PM CST reply actions  

I like him.

He’s cute and I have sympathy for the Falcons anyway.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 7:12 PM CST up reply actions  

And he hates Texans fans

BECAUSE HE’S GOD!

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 7:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I cant stand him

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 7:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Does Rebecca Grant still do anything with FOX?

I miss her….

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Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 7:11 PM CST reply actions  

Eighth Steelers appearance in the AFCCG since 94

Easiest thing to accomplish when you play with the refs.

1970 - 1984 - 2010

"Ignorant people are easier to control"

by trOOly on Jan 15, 2011 7:12 PM CST reply actions  

New thread

Here.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 7:14 PM CST reply actions  

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