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Divisional Open Thread: Basement Rebellion Version

Green Bay Packers at the Atlanta Falcons.  Iron cage death match.  Only one team goes home.  Well, I guess both teams get to go home.  Not so much a death match, I guess.  Go Texans!

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Stealers suck!

Go NFC!

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 7:15 PM CST reply actions  

Very true.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 7:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Things that are nice

Jared Fogel doesn’t root for the Texans.

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot

by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 7:15 PM CST reply actions  

Fuck Subway!

There, I said it.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 7:16 PM CST up reply actions  

but they have $5 foot longs

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 7:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Not any more.

That promotion ended.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 7:20 PM CST up reply actions  

really?

they still do it here

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 7:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Bullshit

You've heard of animals chewing off a leg to escape a trap? There's an animal kind of trick. A human would remain in the trap, endure the pain, feigning death that he might kill the trapper and remove a threat to his kind.
-Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 15, 2011 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

False:
In 2008, Subway began to offer “Five Dollar Foot-long” submarine sandwiches in the continental United States as a limited time only promotion. All footlongs were available for $5, excluding premium and double meat subs. “Five Dollar Footlongs” quickly became the company’s most successful promotion ever. Upon the initial program’s completion, customer response prompted Subway to create a permanent “Five Dollar Foot-long Everyday Value Menu” that includes some footlong sandwiches for $5 a piece.17 Which subs are $5 varies by market.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subway_%28restaurant%29#.245_Footlongs

The actual $5 footlong thing is actually over. I originally know this from seeing a sign at a Subway sometime last year.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 8:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Semen tits

Stupid argument.

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 8:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I bought

a foot long meat ball sub for 5$ the other day

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Did you miss the word some?

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 8:41 PM CST up reply actions  

So they still have $5 footlongs

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Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 8:42 PM CST up reply actions  

nope

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 8:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I always get a kick out of his early commercials

‘I walked to Subway everyday’

He lived above Subway.

by Gwen on Jan 15, 2011 7:23 PM CST up reply actions  

WHERE IS REBECCA GRANT!?

Why did I not see her in the 3 minutes I watched the FOX pregame!?!?!?!?!?

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Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 7:15 PM CST reply actions  

Her?

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot

by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 7:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Forget the game.

I’ll just stare at this until I have to go.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 7:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Hell yeah

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Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 7:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Drool

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 7:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I hear she's pregnant

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot

by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 7:41 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 7:45 PM CST up reply actions  

HAHA!

You've heard of animals chewing off a leg to escape a trap? There's an animal kind of trick. A human would remain in the trap, endure the pain, feigning death that he might kill the trapper and remove a threat to his kind.
-Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 15, 2011 8:36 PM CST up reply actions  

And then post pictures of Justin Tryon's junk

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 8:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Found her!

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 7:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Go Pack

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 7:16 PM CST reply actions  

Fuck it.

One of my announcers for this game is a Stillers fan. Guess what he’s going to talk about all game?

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 7:18 PM CST reply actions  

The Colts?

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 7:20 PM CST up reply actions  

He didn't know anything about the Colts last weekend, so I doubt it.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 7:22 PM CST up reply actions  

GO FALCONS!

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 7:18 PM CST reply actions  

Who should i root for?

You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.

by Antho10000 on Jan 15, 2011 7:21 PM CST reply actions  

Seahawks.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 7:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I actually will root for the seahawks cause i like underdogs

You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.

by Antho10000 on Jan 15, 2011 7:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Falcons.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 7:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I can't root for the Falcons for one reason

FUCK DUNTA!!!!!!!!!!

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jan 15, 2011 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Pack

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 7:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate TJ Douchemandzadeh!

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 7:22 PM CST reply actions  

holy shit

that Green dude is two people wide.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 7:22 PM CST reply actions  

I guess that's how he's able to run at 6'2" 365lbs

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 7:23 PM CST up reply actions  

lulz

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=B.J.%20Houshmandzadeh

This is why I love Urban Dictionary.

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Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 7:23 PM CST reply actions  

Oral sex?

Pshaw. That’s something for single people.

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot

by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 7:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Marriage is lame

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 7:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jan 15, 2011 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

It's funny because it's true!

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Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 9:15 PM CST up reply actions  

,,,,,,,,

You've heard of animals chewing off a leg to escape a trap? There's an animal kind of trick. A human would remain in the trap, endure the pain, feigning death that he might kill the trapper and remove a threat to his kind.
-Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 15, 2011 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Woohoo!

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 7:26 PM CST reply actions  

C'mon Pack

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 7:26 PM CST reply actions  

Fuck

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 7:27 PM CST reply actions  

and Fuck Dunta

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 7:27 PM CST reply actions  

Wow!

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 7:27 PM CST reply actions  

Dumbest fumble ever.

1970 - 1984 - 2010

"Ignorant people are easier to control"

by trOOly on Jan 15, 2011 7:28 PM CST reply actions  

Gaffney disagrees

Wasn’t he the one that threw that ball through the side of the endzone as he needlessly stretched for the goaline? It was several years ago.

by WakePhil on Jan 15, 2011 7:30 PM CST up reply actions  

WakePhil?

And Jersey Bill all in one two weeks? Whoa.

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot

by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 7:32 PM CST up reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK?

I was so happy to say, “GREG JENNINGS PUTS THE TEAM ON HIS BACK!” and then he fumbles. WHAT. THE. FUCK. That would have been awesome.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 7:28 PM CST reply actions  

What the hell was that?

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 7:28 PM CST reply actions  

Grimes is fucking money.

He’s a RFA, right? We should offer him Dunta-like money this off-season and force them to match.

by Nashmeister on Jan 15, 2011 7:28 PM CST reply actions  

Did they just show Pterodactyl on the Pro Bowl ad?

Awesome.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 7:29 PM CST reply actions  

Outrunning the Colts.

/haz a sad

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 7:46 PM CST up reply actions  

That play reminded me of Garçon

Chasing Ed Reed after a interception to force a fumble last year in the playoffs.

1970 - 1984 - 2010

"Ignorant people are easier to control"

by trOOly on Jan 15, 2011 7:31 PM CST reply actions  

Go Big Ben on him!!!

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 7:32 PM CST reply actions  

Got the discussion going on over at WF

Who would you take? Jenn Sterger or Rebecca Grant?

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 7:32 PM CST reply actions  

Why choose?

I’ll take both. kthxbai!

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot

by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 7:33 PM CST up reply actions  

You get none, not-single man

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Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 7:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Dammit!

Stupid marital loyalty.

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot

by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 7:34 PM CST up reply actions  

It always gets in the way!

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 7:34 PM CST up reply actions  

If by "always"...

you mean never. Man, there are good things about being completely repugnant to the opposite sex.

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot

by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 7:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Im gonna need to compare them side by side

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 7:33 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll need a test drive with both

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 7:33 PM CST up reply actions  

I tried to look for some pics Sterger on google.

it ended up being NSFW.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 7:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Should have known

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 7:39 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah i didnt know she posed naked

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 7:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Wha?

I didn’t see a single nipple!

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot

by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 7:42 PM CST up reply actions  

safe search on?

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 7:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Do you have safe search on or something?

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 7:43 PM CST up reply actions  

No, didn't

I’m good now.

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot

by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 7:45 PM CST up reply actions  

so you found them

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 7:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I did

You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.

by Antho10000 on Jan 15, 2011 7:45 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 7:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm outta here

Thanks, Joe!

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot

by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 7:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Greg Jennings is only good on a broken leg

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 7:32 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Turner is da shit.

1970 - 1984 - 2010

"Ignorant people are easier to control"

by trOOly on Jan 15, 2011 7:35 PM CST reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 7:35 PM CST reply actions  

Well, I'm off.

Time for dinner.

Later y’all.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 15, 2011 7:36 PM CST reply actions  

5:35?

Is Furr’s closing early today?

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot

by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 7:37 PM CST up reply actions  

He he was pushed in by his own OL'er.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 7:36 PM CST reply actions  

Reminded me of another Colts play

When Diem pushed Addai to the endzone this season. Oh damn…

1970 - 1984 - 2010

"Ignorant people are easier to control"

by trOOly on Jan 15, 2011 7:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Diem was good for something?

That can’t be.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 7:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Addai spontaneously combusted

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 7:40 PM CST up reply actions  

And somehow it broke Anthony Gonzalez's leg

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 7:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm cheering for the Falcons now

Since Greg Jennings didn’t put the team on his back and disappointed me.

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Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 7:36 PM CST reply actions  

Yay.

You came to your senses.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 7:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice reasoning.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 7:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Damn these annoouncers are annoying.

Should have bought gamepass for the playoffs…

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 7:39 PM CST reply actions  

Stream!

1970 - 1984 - 2010

"Ignorant people are easier to control"

by trOOly on Jan 15, 2011 7:39 PM CST up reply actions  

On the other hand.

Then I would have to listen to Aikman.

Muting might be my best option.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 7:41 PM CST up reply actions  

I wish I could get that here

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot

by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 7:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Decibel difference

Heard they are shooting for 115 in the Georgia Dome. A much more effective tactic than the Braves fan strategy of immitating a golf gallery.

by WakePhil on Jan 15, 2011 7:41 PM CST reply actions  

Shh...

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 7:42 PM CST up reply actions  

It will never happen

Atlanta has pretty bad sports fans. Very nice people though. Georgia Tech fans are at least.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 7:42 PM CST up reply actions  

They can always pipe in crowd noise.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 7:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Spent 10 weeks in ATL

Enjoyed it more than I expected, but booing Turner Field everytime I drove by was tiring.

by WakePhil on Jan 15, 2011 7:45 PM CST up reply actions  

That looked like the Colts defense.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 7:43 PM CST reply actions  

There are a bunch of Packers fans there

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 7:44 PM CST reply actions  

Packers fans seem to always travel well.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 7:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Lulz:
PeytonsHead Green Bay’s DB’s better step up. Roddy White’s the biggest killer of underachievers in ATL since Mike Vick left.

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 7:50 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

wow

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 7:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Haha love it

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 7:52 PM CST up reply actions  

According to my announcers.

Matty Ice now plays for the Pack.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 7:50 PM CST reply actions  

Can I have their job?

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 7:53 PM CST up reply actions  

You would be worse

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 7:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think so.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 7:54 PM CST up reply actions  

That would involve talking to a person

In front of millions of people. I can’t see Cass doing it.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 7:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Sure I can.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 7:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Could you do it in Danish?

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 7:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Who said anything about it being in Danish?

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 7:58 PM CST up reply actions  

It's supposed to be in Danish.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 7:59 PM CST up reply actions  

:-(

.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 7:59 PM CST up reply actions  

You're a quick learner, right?

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 8:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 8:00 PM CST up reply actions  

It's okay to use American football terms.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 8:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Based on the current announcers.

I don’t think it’s a requirement to speak meaningful Danish.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 7:58 PM CST up reply actions  

The currents announcers don't make sense anyway.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 7:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Would not.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 7:56 PM CST up reply actions  

You would probably have to move to get it.

But I should think so.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 7:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Yay!

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 7:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Hold them to a FG please.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 7:52 PM CST reply actions  

I see Dunta is still giveing up TDs

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 7:52 PM CST reply actions  

Dunta burned

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 7:52 PM CST reply actions  

nothing new

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 7:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck it.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 7:53 PM CST reply actions  

Dunta still sucks in coverage i see

You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.

by Antho10000 on Jan 15, 2011 7:53 PM CST reply actions  

And we've got an offensive game, as expected.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 7:53 PM CST reply actions  

Unknown should be badass

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 7:54 PM CST reply actions  

ugh

I hate the Falcons

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 7:56 PM CST reply actions  

Or a Saints fan, perhaps?

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 8:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Hell no

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 8:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Good.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 8:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I just hate the Falcons more.

herei s my list of teams I hate.

  1. Pats
    #2Titans
    #3Jets
    #4Falcons
    #5Saints.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 8:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Approved.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 8:06 PM CST up reply actions  

make 5 Steelers

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 8:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Only because of the friend

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 8:07 PM CST up reply actions  

dont really talk to him that much

but I see him a lot because we share a lot of the same friends

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 8:10 PM CST up reply actions  

At least he has the Pats and Titans up there.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 8:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Mt list:

1. Cowgirls
2. Patsies
3. Tacks

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 8:07 PM CST up reply actions  

*My

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 8:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Mine:

1. Pats
2. Chargers
3. Steelers
4. Jags
5. Cowboys
6. Titans
7. Saints
8. Eagles
9. Jets
10. Ravens

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 8:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm either apathetic to everyone else

or like them.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Eagles!?!?!?!?

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

Their fans and players disgust me, especially after the Collie hit.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh please

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 8:13 PM CST up reply actions  

and it has nothing to do with Mike?

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 8:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Mike Vick

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 8:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Always an automatic rec...

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by DilloTex on Jan 15, 2011 8:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Boo

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Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 8:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Only the media drooling over him.

I don’t have a real problem with Vick anymore. He did his time.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 8:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I agree with this.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 8:17 PM CST up reply actions  

thats good

every one deserves a 2nd chance.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 8:20 PM CST up reply actions  

"2nd chance" <> adulation, respect, publicly significant employment...

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"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
"Not to completely equate marriage to fandom, but both rely on suspended insanity a bit..." - beefy

by DilloTex on Jan 15, 2011 8:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I understand you dont like Vick

but I like him.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 8:26 PM CST up reply actions  

...and you have a LOT of company...

…EVERY sportscaster on every network…
…and a very short-attention-span public.

"the laws of physics are immutable and shit" - tehGrindCrusher
"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
"Not to completely equate marriage to fandom, but both rely on suspended insanity a bit..." - beefy

by DilloTex on Jan 15, 2011 8:29 PM CST up reply actions  

laughing... nice...

"the laws of physics are immutable and shit" - tehGrindCrusher
"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
"Not to completely equate marriage to fandom, but both rely on suspended insanity a bit..." - beefy

by DilloTex on Jan 15, 2011 8:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I know he Killed dogs

and I doubt i will forget. but there have been people that have done worse and don’t get as much Hate as he does. And I’ve seen people do things that are not illegal but much worse than killing dogs like refusing to see their younger brother on his birthday only for him to die a week later of heart and kidney failure.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 8:34 PM CST up reply actions  

He's earned all of that through his play though

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 8:28 PM CST up reply actions  

If all it takes to earn your respect is being good on a football field then yes....

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"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
"Not to completely equate marriage to fandom, but both rely on suspended insanity a bit..." - beefy

by DilloTex on Jan 15, 2011 8:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Yah... those dogs are dead...

…and cruelty to animals doesn’t provide any insight into what kind of man he is…
His story isn’t over… and it WILL NOT be a pretty ending. Write it down with my name next to it.

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"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
"Not to completely equate marriage to fandom, but both rely on suspended insanity a bit..." - beefy

by DilloTex on Jan 15, 2011 8:21 PM CST up reply actions  

1. Patriots
2. Jaguars
3. Chargers
4. Steelers
5. Titans
6. Jets
7. Cowboys

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Thinking about it I missed a few.

2nd try.
1.Pats
2.Titans
3.Cowboys
4.Jets
5.Steelers.

Falcons and Saints are tied for 6th for different reasons.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 8:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Huh...

I really thought any Texans fan would have the Colts on there.

by Mike Kerns on Jan 15, 2011 8:15 PM CST up reply actions  

We are awesome :-)

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 8:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Same

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 8:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Honestly

I don’t hate them.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 8:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought it would be more respect than hate.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 8:17 PM CST up reply actions  

My NFL death list

1. Traitors
2. Stealers
3. Patsies
4. Cowturds
5. Niners
6. Redskins
7. Chiefs
8. Colts (only when we play them)
9. Bills

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 4:03 AM CST up reply actions  

My friends is a falcons fan

he would tell me crap about the Texans like making fun of the Q-tip. He really gets under peoples skin.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 8:01 PM CST up reply actions  

See Stampede Blue...

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 8:03 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah i didnt have a problem with them at first

but he would never shut up

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 8:03 PM CST up reply actions  

YAY!

KR TD!

1970 - 1984 - 2010

"Ignorant people are easier to control"

by trOOly on Jan 15, 2011 7:56 PM CST reply actions  

MOAR POINTS!

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 7:56 PM CST reply actions  

I wish the Texans had a return game like that

You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.

by Antho10000 on Jan 15, 2011 7:56 PM CST reply actions  

Or a return game in general

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 7:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Ditto for the Colts.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 7:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Same for the Colts.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 7:58 PM CST up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 7:56 PM CST reply actions  

If only Morten Andersen were kicking the extra point...

*sigh *

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 7:57 PM CST reply actions  

LOL at this comment

If I had Rodgers’ arm I would never not be throwing a foootball

I would just walk around downtown with a bag of balls firing them to people just walking down the street

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 7:57 PM CST reply actions  

I would sew it on Schaub

and wait for Andre’s thank you gift

by WakePhil on Jan 15, 2011 7:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww................

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 7:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Yay!

And the Falcons just scored.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 7:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Aaron Rodgers is really good.

/insightful comment of the day

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 8:01 PM CST reply actions  

Sack him!

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 8:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure I'm not allowed to.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 8:04 PM CST up reply actions  

That was you?

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 8:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Uh, sure?

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 8:06 PM CST up reply actions  

That's why there was a flag.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 8:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Seeing that dude's mom...

I’d like to add another underachiever for the Texan’s season: Jacoby’s Mom

by WakePhil on Jan 15, 2011 8:01 PM CST reply actions  

Aaron Rodgers is phenomenal

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 8:03 PM CST reply actions  

IU is up by 15 at the half.

They may get their first Big 10 win.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 8:03 PM CST reply actions  

Collin Hartman is there

I wonder if they suited him up.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 8:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Apparently,

Michigan has been utterly awful today.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 8:05 PM CST up reply actions  

That's good

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Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 8:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Ummm

Anybody know what the flag was for?

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 8:04 PM CST reply actions  

Worst the Falcons D has looked all season

Except for that 3rd quarter against Cincy. I don’t think they can stop the GB offense.

by Mike Kerns on Jan 15, 2011 8:05 PM CST reply actions  

YAY!

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 8:05 PM CST reply actions  

Idiot!

1970 - 1984 - 2010

"Ignorant people are easier to control"

by trOOly on Jan 15, 2011 8:06 PM CST reply actions  

Stupid flag.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 8:06 PM CST reply actions  

More flags!

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 8:07 PM CST reply actions  

Easy call by the ref.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 8:07 PM CST reply actions  

That looked like a really painful run.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 8:08 PM CST reply actions  

It won't hurt until after the game

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 8:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Falcons killing themselves.

I guess that’s what Dunta Robinson does to you.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 8:08 PM CST reply actions  

Oops.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 8:19 PM CST reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 8:20 PM CST reply actions  

Can we start calling Joe Flacco Elvis Grbacco?

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 8:24 PM CST reply actions  

Is that a transvestite in that Subway commercial?

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 8:24 PM CST reply actions  

Jared? Yeah, I think so...

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"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
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by DilloTex on Jan 15, 2011 8:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Does FOX have any decent announcers?

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 8:30 PM CST reply actions  

That was a great pass to Driver.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 8:30 PM CST reply actions  

WOOO PACKERS!!!!

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 8:32 PM CST reply actions  

Fuck.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 8:33 PM CST reply actions  

newb rec

Welcome. Thanks for joining from TDS!

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks

Ive been a long time lurker and i finally decided to join

by BleedingTexan10 on Jan 15, 2011 8:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Joe Buck + Troy Aikman = ears bleeding

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 8:35 PM CST reply actions  

My TV is on mute

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 8:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Pretty much.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 8:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice flag.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 8:37 PM CST reply actions  

Repeat.

Hah!

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 8:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Back to back DPI?? Wow

You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.

by Antho10000 on Jan 15, 2011 8:38 PM CST reply actions  

wow and we could have had Clay

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 8:38 PM CST reply actions  

Cushing will end up being just as good.

Jury is still out.

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 15, 2011 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I know but damn Clay is awesome

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 8:41 PM CST up reply actions  

No

No he won’t.

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 8:43 PM CST up reply actions  

This

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

It was just a sophomore slump.

I think he’ll return to his beast mode self next season.

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 15, 2011 8:46 PM CST up reply actions  

It's the no steroids slump

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 8:46 PM CST up reply actions  

he only failed once

and it was in September. The rest of the season he passed the tests.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 8:48 PM CST up reply actions  

He's been roiding since college

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 8:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Proof?

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 15, 2011 8:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Here

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 8:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahaha

As funny as this is….I don’t accept this as proof. It’s called speculation.

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 15, 2011 8:50 PM CST up reply actions  

thats was his freshmen year

and the second was his senior year.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 8:50 PM CST up reply actions  

And if he juiced...

don’t you think Clay Mathews did too?

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 15, 2011 8:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Clay Mathews definitely juiced

Most USC players do. Also they rape babies.

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 8:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Troy?

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 8:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Man it really says something about you

when the comment “rapes babies” makes you laugh. I’m such a horrible person. lolz

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 15, 2011 8:51 PM CST up reply actions  

They're highly paid athletes

Of course they would do roids at U$C

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jan 15, 2011 11:32 PM CST up reply actions  

4 game suspension

and had to play MLB.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 8:47 PM CST up reply actions  

^^ This.

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 15, 2011 8:47 PM CST up reply actions  

He also had Frank Bush.

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 15, 2011 8:48 PM CST up reply actions  

and no Ryans

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 8:49 PM CST up reply actions  

OMG.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 8:39 PM CST reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 8:39 PM CST reply actions  

Oh damn.

GB running away with it.

Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.

Twitter

by Autra on Jan 15, 2011 8:40 PM CST reply actions  

We could have had him too

You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.

by Antho10000 on Jan 15, 2011 8:40 PM CST reply actions  

Holy shit!

I’m cheering for Green Bay again.

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 8:40 PM CST reply actions  

They can score enough points to keep up with NE,

and their defense is decent enough to not get shredded. I like it.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

With Matt Flynn starting.

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 15, 2011 8:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Very true.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

TRAMONDOUS!!!!!!!!

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 8:40 PM CST reply actions  

lolz.

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 15, 2011 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

BANNED!

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 8:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought it was funny.

But I know how you hate puns.

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 15, 2011 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

How can you hate puns?

I’m Nick Fairley certain that they are hilarious.

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 8:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Moi?

Hate puns? Have you ever been to the O’Henry Pun Fest? I thought not :-)

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http://www.battleredblog.com
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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 8:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Just checked this out.

Is this a real thing? Pun championships? Wow.

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 15, 2011 8:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh

Yep.

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http://www.battleredblog.com
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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 8:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Also

If you want to go in May, I’d be down :-)

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http://www.battleredblog.com
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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 9:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd totally be down to check this out.

Sounds awesome.

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 15, 2011 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Cool

Remind me that time of year. With me working so much, I forget stuff.

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http://www.battleredblog.com
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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 9:20 PM CST up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 8:40 PM CST reply actions  

Excitement!

Points!

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 8:40 PM CST reply actions  

And that dude didn't make the Pro Bowl

Fucking ridiculous.

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 8:41 PM CST reply actions  

When you grow up in Texas

you learn to live by an unwritten code. WERE FUCKING AWESOME!!

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 15, 2011 8:42 PM CST reply actions  

Tramon Williams

I wonder what Rick Smith and Gary Kubiak think about everytime they see Tramon Williams make an awesome play. If it doesn’t reaffirm their incompetence nothing will.

It's Our Time.... or something...

by bennprince on Jan 15, 2011 8:52 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Tramon Williams

I wonder what Rick Smith and Gary Kubiak think about everytime they see Tramon Williams make an awesome play. If it doesn’t reaffirm their incompetence nothing will.

It's Our Time.... or something...

by bennprince on Jan 15, 2011 8:52 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Allen OU

I wonder what Allen OU thinks about every time he sees someone double post.

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 15, 2011 8:54 PM CST up reply actions  

stupid iphone

It's Our Time.... or something...

by bennprince on Jan 15, 2011 8:54 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

You do realize it's taken him three years to do anything in GB, right?

He wasn’t even a full-time starter until this year.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 8:56 PM CST up reply actions  

He'll...

Why does it matter how long it took? He’s infinitely better than any of the garbage we ran back there.

It's Our Time.... or something...

by bennprince on Jan 15, 2011 9:18 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

How can you possibly blame the FO?

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http://www.battleredblog.com
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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 9:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Give that Garbage we have three years

and they can be just as good of better only time will tell.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 9:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Yay.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 8:57 PM CST reply actions  

Rodgers has teh legz.

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 15, 2011 8:58 PM CST reply actions  

Who would win in a foot race?

Peighton or teh Schaub?

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 15, 2011 8:59 PM CST up reply actions  

They'd both lose.

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot

by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 9:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Manning by a fivehead?

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 15, 2011 9:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Schaub.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 9:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Stupid birdies.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 8:58 PM CST reply actions  

Damn, that's a crappy defensive gameplan.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 9:04 PM CST reply actions  

I am now against the Falcons going to the SB.

Their defense would get destroyed by NE.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 9:06 PM CST reply actions  

We need someone in the SB who has a good chance of winning.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 9:07 PM CST up reply actions  

The Packers are just so damn inconsistent.

Don’y know if I trust them either.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Agreed.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 9:07 PM CST up reply actions  

TD Packers.

/goes off and watches something else on the computer

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 9:07 PM CST reply actions  

fwap fwap fwap

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope.

TV show, actually.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 9:09 PM CST up reply actions  

I think I found a way around

the Megavideo time limit.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 9:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Which show?

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 9:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Naruto.

As seen in my avatar :-)

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 9:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Jenn Sterger on google?

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 9:09 PM CST up reply actions  

boo

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 15, 2011 9:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Sorry.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 9:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Clever one:
PeytonsHead Aaron Rodger’s has been torching Atlanta like General Sherman. #CivilWarTweet

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 9:08 PM CST reply actions  

Going to bed.

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"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Jan 15, 2011 9:09 PM CST reply actions  

Good night!

Hopefully, we can see the Pats losing tomorrow.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 9:22 PM CST up reply actions  

really?

the Falcons punter is usually really beastly

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 9:20 PM CST reply actions  

he's having a bad night

because Peyton Manning refuses to admit his mistakes

by SpazMo on Jan 15, 2011 9:37 PM CST up reply actions  

/checks in

//sees Packers still dominating
///goes back to TV on computer.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 9:23 PM CST reply actions  

Well

If you can say nothing else, you can claim that Dunta has elevated the secondary play for the Falcons. Except for the stats. And results.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 9:23 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

How were the Packers only the #6 seed

with this kind of elite offense and decent defense?

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 9:24 PM CST reply actions  

Da Bears

/shrugs/

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 9:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Injuries

They were just as injured as us.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 9:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Did they get healthy,

or did the backups just step up this postseason?

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 9:28 PM CST up reply actions  

A little bit of both

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Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 9:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Still don't have

Ryan Grant, Nick Barnett, Jermichael Finley, and Brad Jones.

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 9:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 9:31 PM CST up reply actions  

they didn't have a running game for most of the season

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 9:26 PM CST up reply actions  

and Rodgers missed a bit of time

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 9:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Just a bloodbath.

I feel sorry for Falcons fans.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 9:26 PM CST reply actions  

Before 2009,

the Falcons had never had back-to-back winning seasons.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 9:27 PM CST reply actions  

Seriously

That’s not the Atlanta Falcons I’ve seen this season.

1970 - 1984 - 2010

"Ignorant people are easier to control"

by trOOly on Jan 15, 2011 9:32 PM CST reply actions  

I never thought the falcons were a 'great' team, anyhow...

/not hindsight

Their defense has never seemed all that much to me, and Turner seems to be the most easily neutralized ‘elite’ back in the league

by SpazMo on Jan 15, 2011 9:38 PM CST up reply actions  

So close.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 9:44 PM CST reply actions  

my favourite part is Troy Aikman

a QB, telling the guy running full speed into a collision to ‘be more patient’

by SpazMo on Jan 15, 2011 9:45 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL.

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 10:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Looks like I'll be 2-0 today

Glad I missed an exciting BAL/PIT game to watch my FSU Bulldogs hockey team not show up. Le sigh.

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by MrNFL on Jan 15, 2011 9:52 PM CST reply actions  

Hey

It didn’t look like it took my comment, but awesome job on the Lynch run.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 15, 2011 9:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Ewwww

Steelers win, fuck their Rapist QB. They’ll face either the Jets or Patriots.

Go NFC. (Go Packers, I don’t feel either CHI or SEA belong)

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by MrNFL on Jan 15, 2011 9:53 PM CST reply actions  

Go away Black Eyed Peas

Talentless failures

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by MrNFL on Jan 15, 2011 10:03 PM CST reply actions  

Why punt?

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by Cassieper on Jan 15, 2011 10:17 PM CST reply actions  

So I guess Matty Ice was drinking Natty Ice before the game, huh?

It’s a good game for the offense when you don’t need the punter the entire game.

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

by KMR24 on Jan 15, 2011 10:18 PM CST reply actions  

Fat man bear hug

between the two coaches. Guessing they’ve worked together at some point.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 10:19 PM CST reply actions  

apparently not

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 15, 2011 10:22 PM CST up reply actions  

The Pack is back

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 10:20 PM CST reply actions  

I want Dane Sanzenbacher in the 6th or 7th round

That would be great.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 15, 2011 10:23 PM CST reply actions  

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