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Open Thread: Divisional Round Sunday

Today's playoff menu features Seahawks-Bears at noon CST as your appetizer, followed by a spicy and perhaps overrated Jets-Patriots as your entree at 3:30 p.m. CST.

Pardon? You wanted a Texans game?

Sorry, sir. This is a fixed menu. Substitutions are not permitted.

Give your reviews in the Comments below. Enjoy.

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GO Seachickens!

Because my friend is an insufferable douche and Bears fan

I Want to Believe

by Fox Mulder on Jan 16, 2011 11:09 AM CST reply actions  

I'ma say Seahawks and Pats today

Seahawks because Jay Cutler is on the other side and due for a meltdown…

Patriots because they’re out to beat the holy hell out of New York.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 16, 2011 11:25 AM CST reply actions  

^^ This.

Good lord, as much as I hate Brady, I really want him to demolish the Jets D

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by Autra on Jan 16, 2011 11:32 AM CST up reply actions  

I like the Patriots to win and win big for a few reasons

I really want Rex Ryan to eat crow.

I hate the Jets, with or without Rex Ryan.

I’m originally from New England and still root for them from a distance.

I think the Steelers-Patriots game would be awesome and I would be certain to make sure I was in front of a TV, uninterrupted to watch that one.

Although, from a Steelers point of view, if the Jets win, the Steelers get the next game at home and I have $20 on the Steelers getting to the Super Bowl, so a home game against the Jets would be the game of least resistance.

But, I really want to see Steelers-Patriots when its all said and done.

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Jan 16, 2011 11:36 AM CST up reply actions  

Suddenly, much is explained...
I’m originally from New England…

We love you Rip… You’re in a safe place… Embrace your inner optimist…

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 12:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I desperately want the Jets to win this game.

I might kill myself having to watch a Steelers-Pats AFCCG.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 12:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I agree autra

I hate the jets and pats. Its easier to just go for Danny woodcock so I’ll just go for him.
The safety pool on the jets was a college friend of mine but I can’t go for a team like the fucking jets.

by AllenOU on Jan 16, 2011 11:37 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I'm not sure,

The world can live with the ensuing shit-talk if the jets win.

by jxjx on Jan 16, 2011 11:39 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

The last thing Rex Ryan needs is more spotlight

Please, Tom, STFerU!

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Jan 16, 2011 11:42 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

STFerU... Took me a moment... nice...

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 12:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Agreed.

The AFC side of the playoffs now has the same tagline as Alien vs. Predator: Whoever wins, we lose. I guess the Steelers would be the least irritating, so I hope they decimate whoever makes it out of today.

Pulling for the Seahawks because, well, the Bears are turds.

by strootster on Jan 16, 2011 11:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Overheard on last night's Ravens-Steelers game:

Joe Theismann: Sloppy Ball Handling…

That is all.

by NormZinNJ on Jan 16, 2011 11:46 AM CST reply actions  

Go NFC

I don’t want any of the AFC teams to win.

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 12:28 PM CST reply actions  

THIS!

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

by KMR24 on Jan 16, 2011 12:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Well,

SBN chose a bad time to go down.

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 12:30 PM CST reply actions  

And the Seahawks disgust me

by not going for it on 4th and 1 on the Bears’ 40 yard line.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 12:31 PM CST reply actions  

I am so sick and tired of seeing these stupid fucking rich old men who go to every Super Bowl

GO AWAY

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 12:31 PM CST reply actions  

It is a stupid commercial.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 12:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Jennings with tight, handsy coverage?

Huh?

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 12:35 PM CST reply actions  

Nice containment by that punter

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 12:35 PM CST reply actions  

Awful punt.

When I was watching the punt, it looked like he dropped the ball too far ahead of his foot and only caught the end of it.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 12:35 PM CST reply actions  

I don't the Seahawks will win this one

That’s sad.

1970 - 1984 - 2010

"Ignorant people are easier to control"

by trOOly on Jan 16, 2011 12:38 PM CST reply actions  

don't think*

1970 - 1984 - 2010

"Ignorant people are easier to control"

by trOOly on Jan 16, 2011 12:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Not with punting at 4th and 1 on the opponent's 40,

and the defense not being able to cover Olsen.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 12:40 PM CST up reply actions  

SBN LIVES AGAIN!

Thank god, I was getting bored playing poker.

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by Autra on Jan 16, 2011 12:38 PM CST reply actions  

Unpossible!

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 12:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Me fail english?!?

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by Autra on Jan 16, 2011 12:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Internet slang.

Here.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 12:42 PM CST up reply actions  

HAHAHA!

You burned yourself.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 16, 2011 12:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

You've heard of animals chewing off a leg to escape a trap? There's an animal kind of trick. A human would remain in the trap, endure the pain, feigning death that he might kill the trapper and remove a threat to his kind.
-Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 16, 2011 12:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I did?

I thought he was commenting on my English.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 12:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Simpsons reference.

Here.

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by Autra on Jan 16, 2011 12:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Never saw that episode.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 12:47 PM CST up reply actions  

It is fun watching games in

this kind of snow.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 12:38 PM CST reply actions  

And Olsen is on fire today.

1970 - 1984 - 2010

"Ignorant people are easier to control"

by trOOly on Jan 16, 2011 12:39 PM CST reply actions  

Go for it!

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 12:40 PM CST reply actions  

Thank you, Martz.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 12:41 PM CST reply actions  

I loves football in the snow.

I just love snow.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 16, 2011 12:41 PM CST reply actions  

Wouldn't doubt it

Where did you move to? If you can disclose :-)

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 16, 2011 12:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Minneapolis...

It feels like a never-ending snowstorm….but that’s more excuse to drink….strictly to stay warm of course.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 16, 2011 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I couldn't remember if you'd said Minnesota or Minneapolis

I’ve been up there once, strictly downtown. Seemed like a decent place.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 16, 2011 12:55 PM CST up reply actions  

It is...

Similar to Austin in its being a good metroplace for young adults (or the young at heart)…..but they’ve apparently set their winter record for snow and it’s only mid-January.

Great time to move up

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 16, 2011 12:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Be thankful it's snowing...

…because when it stops… it gets COLD in that part of the world. My first trip to MSP, I walked out of the airport terminal, exhaled, and everything from my nose down froze (beard and mustache). It was -24F. Throw in some breeze to add some wind-chill and it’ll be kinda’ chilly.

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 12:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I lived right outside Minneapolis when I was younger

Eden Prarie.

I guess that’s why I’ve always been a closet Vikings fan

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by Autra on Jan 16, 2011 12:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Pretty country... at least what you can see through the mosquitos...

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"Not to completely equate marriage to fandom, but both rely on suspended insanity a bit..." - beefy

by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I think that's why I love snow so much

Growing up in Houston and going to school in Austin, I didn’t see much snow. Spent three years in CO and loved the snow. Now that I’m back, I miss it.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 16, 2011 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

New Mexico and Colorado snow is really addictive...

… because you can actually get out and DO something in it (usually).

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"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
"Not to completely equate marriage to fandom, but both rely on suspended insanity a bit..." - beefy

by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 1:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Stupid camera view.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 12:42 PM CST reply actions  

I believe I can fly........

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 12:43 PM CST reply actions  

Nice blocking on the TD.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 12:43 PM CST reply actions  

Yay a snow game!

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

by KMR24 on Jan 16, 2011 12:44 PM CST reply actions  

30 degrees in Foxborough

with a 0% chance of snow. Excellent.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 12:48 PM CST reply actions  

But I want snow!

/whine/

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 16, 2011 12:49 PM CST up reply actions  

But then the Pats would win 80-3.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 12:50 PM CST up reply actions  

This game is over

I don’t think the chickenhawks can score 14 this game, especially in this weather.

I wonder where UT is? And if he’s already drunk.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 16, 2011 12:48 PM CST reply actions  

Yep

Seattle looks lost out there.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 16, 2011 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Drinking sounds like a fine idea!

I’ll go get the gasoline!

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 1:46 PM CST up reply actions  

The Seahawks are toast.

These playoff games have been awful so far.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 12:52 PM CST reply actions  

yep

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

by KMR24 on Jan 16, 2011 12:53 PM CST up reply actions  

And it started out so well

with the Ravens coming out to that nice lead. Now, knowing our luck, the Pats will be winning 24-0 at the end of the first quarter.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 12:54 PM CST up reply actions  

:-(

Sad Panda

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

by KMR24 on Jan 16, 2011 12:56 PM CST up reply actions  

If the Jets somehow win,

it would make everything better though.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't follow this logic

Especially for those who hate Rex Ryan and his group of trash.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 16, 2011 12:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate the Pats a million times more

than I hate the Jets. 2 one-and-dones in a row for Brady would make my year.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I would rather see the Patriots in than Pittsburgh

I don’t want that fucking rapist to get another chance.

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 1:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Disagree,

but either one of them winning it all would probably drive me to drinking.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 1:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Cass drink?

Hmm…

/looks for Patriots gear.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 16, 2011 1:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Fo realz.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 16, 2011 1:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, get ready to drink

The Patriots, IMO, would at least be deserving, they’ve legitimately been the best team in the league this year.

The last thing we need is Pittsburgh to get there so that the delusional media and their fans think that the damn rapist is some Hall of Famer.

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 1:04 PM CST up reply actions  

The Pats are so lovable though

with their lil’ hoodies and long flowing hair.

/snickers
//mmm, Snickers.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 16, 2011 1:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I dunno...

With all due respect to Kerns if he’s reading, it was nice to see the near-perfection of Aaron Rodgers last night. I appreciate great play like that.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 16, 2011 12:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I wanted to see Atlanta putting up more of a fight.

It’s not an exciting playoff game if nobody watches the 4th quarter.

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 12:55 PM CST up reply actions  

He took their asses to school.

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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 16, 2011 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

The Packers-Bears NFCCG should be fun.

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 12:56 PM CST reply actions  

Yup... rich history... Us old farts will be in hog-heaven.

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 1:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Aaron Curry is awful.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 16, 2011 12:56 PM CST reply actions  

Wasn't he a top 5 pick

a few years ago in the draft?

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

by KMR24 on Jan 16, 2011 12:56 PM CST up reply actions  

4th

And when you google him, aaron curry bust is #1. That’s sweet.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 16, 2011 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL

You've heard of animals chewing off a leg to escape a trap? There's an animal kind of trick. A human would remain in the trap, endure the pain, feigning death that he might kill the trapper and remove a threat to his kind.
-Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 16, 2011 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I remember him from the 09 game...

Damn he sucked….and damn did PFF hate him.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 16, 2011 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

by KMR24 on Jan 16, 2011 12:56 PM CST reply actions  

Uh-huh.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Y'all got that right.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 16, 2011 12:59 PM CST up reply actions  

You know it.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

mmmhmmm

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 16, 2011 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Werd.

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by Autra on Jan 16, 2011 1:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Yessir.

You've heard of animals chewing off a leg to escape a trap? There's an animal kind of trick. A human would remain in the trap, endure the pain, feigning death that he might kill the trapper and remove a threat to his kind.
-Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 16, 2011 1:10 PM CST up reply actions  

/falls asleep

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 1:01 PM CST reply actions  

Jay Cutler has testicles

Who knew?

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 16, 2011 1:02 PM CST reply actions  

But I thought he was the worst QB ever?

/everyone on the internet.

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by nolander on Jan 16, 2011 1:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm kind of surprised that...

Mike Martz, of all people, has been the one to rein him in.

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by TexansDC on Jan 16, 2011 1:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Keeping him upright has helped.

Also, remember how everybody thought Olsen was doomed when Martz took over?

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 16, 2011 1:04 PM CST up reply actions  

No.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep

Mike Martz doesn’t use the TE and Mike Martz doesn’t run.

Old guy’s learned some new tricks.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 16, 2011 1:08 PM CST up reply actions  

*shrug*

I just think the cutler hate is way over done. The guy might be kind of a tool but when he isn’t getting gang raped by d lineman he is a good QB.

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by nolander on Jan 16, 2011 1:05 PM CST up reply actions  

/Jordann perks up...

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

He's hated for the same reason

that Grossman was/is hated. He’s a competent QB that just makes repeated ridiculous mistakes way too often.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 1:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Comparing Jay Cutler to Rex Grossman is redicules.

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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 16, 2011 1:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know... There's lot to discuss there.

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 1:12 PM CST up reply actions  

you're on a roll...

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 1:09 PM CST up reply actions  

"Creativity is the ability to forget where you first heard it..." - Vanilla Ice

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"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 1:12 PM CST up reply actions  

It's cool.

Go ahead and use it.

Might as well get as much mileage as possible from my quarterly funny comment

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by Autra on Jan 16, 2011 1:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Cutler's making the Chickens' D look REAL lame.

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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 16, 2011 1:02 PM CST reply actions  

Well

they didn’t even play good defense last week. The only reason they won last week was because the Saints secondary was either injured or not interested in playoff football

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by nolander on Jan 16, 2011 1:03 PM CST up reply actions  

they showed pete carroll on the side line

he had a look on his face like someone just gang-banged his mom

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 16, 2011 1:03 PM CST reply actions  

I lol'd

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by TexansDC on Jan 16, 2011 1:04 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'ed that mfer

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 16, 2011 1:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Rec'd.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 1:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Actually sounds interesting.

Both teams looked good this weekend too.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 1:09 PM CST up reply actions  

So... apparently there's a REASON Seattle was 7-9 in the NFC WEST...

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 1:05 PM CST reply actions  

that would be the one

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 1:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Wildly inconsistent.

THIS was the team I expected against New Orleans.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 1:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Not meaning to rub it in, UT... I know what it feels like...

…to watch a team underperform in the playoffs… It’s a dim memory from my previous NFL favorite, but it really sucks mightily.

I’d be THRILLED if the Texans could get their first playoff win next year…

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I know you're not trying to rub it in.

Frankly, I’m too numb right now to be mad.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

graphics awesome

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 16, 2011 1:07 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

Kick ass!

Did a network actually do that?

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 16, 2011 1:08 PM CST up reply actions  

pretty sure it's shopped

the bottom line gag is a bit of a giveaway

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 16, 2011 1:09 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 1:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Win!

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 1:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Awesome.

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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 16, 2011 1:13 PM CST up reply actions  

CH, tell me you are at least someone has had the 7th floor crew references covered

with G-Reg Olsen’s big 1st half

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 16, 2011 1:08 PM CST reply actions  

*or

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 16, 2011 1:08 PM CST up reply actions  

I haven't been here

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 1:09 PM CST up reply actions  

PeytonsHead
Hell, I’m just kidding, I’m gonna keep tweeting. Unlike Atlanta, I won’t quit on a playoff game.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 16, 2011 1:10 PM CST reply actions  

Siragusa has got to go….

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 16, 2011 1:12 PM CST reply actions  

lol

i wonder if he has his own dedicated food/beer vendor in the endzone there.

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 16, 2011 1:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Just tell him there's a cupcake table

outside the stadium.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 1:12 PM CST up reply actions  

He has the personality of a third grade bully...

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 1:13 PM CST up reply actions  

...

The two most corrupt entities in existence? The BCS and Google. Maybe we will have a real college football champion, and hopefully we will continue to have a free internet.

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 1:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Excellent catch by Forte.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 1:12 PM CST reply actions  

WOW

http://www.newseum.org/todaysfrontpages/hr.asp?fpVname=NY_NYP&ref_pge=lst

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 16, 2011 1:12 PM CST reply actions  

as the tweet I got it from said
and the NY Post goes “all in” on the Rex Ryan foot thing

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 16, 2011 1:13 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 1:13 PM CST up reply actions  

That makes me physically ill

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 16, 2011 1:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Awesome!

1970 - 1984 - 2010

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by trOOly on Jan 16, 2011 1:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Damn.

Great job by the kicking unit.

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by Autra on Jan 16, 2011 1:18 PM CST reply actions  

Bring on....

Clipboard Jesus.

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by TexansDC on Jan 16, 2011 1:21 PM CST reply actions  

Hell,

At this point, I’d be ok with one of the B-movies they’ll be playing all offseason on the weekends

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by Autra on Jan 16, 2011 1:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Bring on Demolition Man!

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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 16, 2011 1:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Judge Dredd?

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by TexansDC on Jan 16, 2011 1:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Whitehurst

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 16, 2011 1:24 PM CST up reply actions  

awesome.....

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 16, 2011 1:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Him

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 16, 2011 1:24 PM CST up reply actions  

My nipples are SO hard.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 16, 2011 1:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Shake1n1bake Tim Jennings giving up a conversion on 3rd and long? INCONCEIVABLE!!!

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 16, 2011 1:23 PM CST reply actions  

Are you retweeting yourself?

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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 16, 2011 1:24 PM CST up reply actions  

didn't mean to copy the my twitter name

just posting the same comment here and on the twitter

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 16, 2011 1:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Attention whore.

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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 16, 2011 1:27 PM CST up reply actions  

We get his sloppy comment seconds.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 16, 2011 1:28 PM CST up reply actions  

I switch it up

sometimes you all are first.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 16, 2011 1:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Well

That’s probably better than we deserve.

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by Autra on Jan 16, 2011 1:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Dude that punter sucks

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by Antho10000 on Jan 16, 2011 1:24 PM CST reply actions  

Well...

At least my guess on who would score the fewest points this week was right. Thanks Seattle.

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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 16, 2011 1:28 PM CST reply actions  

Don't be so sure.

The Jets’ offense is horrid.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 1:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I WANTED A SAFETY

I must not fear .Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain

by nolander on Jan 16, 2011 1:30 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah, but you're a Texans fan.

So you wishing for one meant it wasn’t going to happen

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by Autra on Jan 16, 2011 1:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I can find no fault in your logic.

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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 16, 2011 1:43 PM CST up reply actions  

So it looks like the Bears

will have the Honor of being destroyed by the Packers next week.

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 16, 2011 1:32 PM CST reply actions  

Used to being in court?

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 1:34 PM CST up reply actions  

its the first time someone called me "sir"

without adding “you’re making a scene….”

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 16, 2011 1:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Homer

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 1:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Just like they got destroyed both times they played in the regular season

/not
Packers are probably going to win, but I don’t get this attitude that the bears have no chance.

I must not fear .Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain

by nolander on Jan 16, 2011 1:36 PM CST up reply actions  

It's not me disrespecting the Bears

I just think that the Packers are that good.

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 16, 2011 1:38 PM CST up reply actions  

they are very good, but inconsistent with significant holes

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 16, 2011 1:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Yet the bears beat the packers in their first meeting and lost only 10-3 I think in their second meeting at the end of the year

Reality says they can play with the Pack. Hype says they can’t, I try not to buy into the espn style hype

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by nolander on Jan 16, 2011 1:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Pshh

Get outta here with that rational crap

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by Autra on Jan 16, 2011 1:42 PM CST up reply actions  

I wasn't basing it on hype

I just think that as good as Aaron Rogers has been playing he will be able to score points on the Bears D and I am not sure that they will be able to keep up. I hate the cliche as much as anyone else, but playoff football really is different from games early in the regular season.

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 16, 2011 1:44 PM CST up reply actions  

The bears are obviously showing today

how hard it is for them to score points

I must not fear .Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain

by nolander on Jan 16, 2011 2:06 PM CST up reply actions  

They're playing Seattle, though.

So you have to take that into consideration too.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

They have scored points all year

the playoffs are not some magical land where football completely changes. At that point you are saying the Packers are better because you have a larger sample size, which makes no sense.

I must not fear .Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain

by nolander on Jan 16, 2011 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Agreed.

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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 16, 2011 1:44 PM CST up reply actions  

this game is so goddamn boring

i really dont care who wins, just make it interesting for me, pleez

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 16, 2011 1:34 PM CST reply actions  

Really Clemmons?

really?

I must not fear .Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain

by nolander on Jan 16, 2011 1:35 PM CST reply actions  

I would like to make a brief statement regarding the state of today's game.

Thank you. We will now field questions.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 1:44 PM CST reply actions  

CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS CASS

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 1:48 PM CST up reply actions  

You could've least used the subject line

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

by KMR24 on Jan 16, 2011 1:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I had it in there

Erased it to make a change, and then didn’t put it back.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 1:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Why?

You've heard of animals chewing off a leg to escape a trap? There's an animal kind of trick. A human would remain in the trap, endure the pain, feigning death that he might kill the trapper and remove a threat to his kind.
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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 16, 2011 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

psh

like Cass has ever talked to a girl

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 16, 2011 1:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Truth

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 1:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Zing!

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by KMR24 on Jan 16, 2011 1:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I get the feeling that you're trying to get someone's attention

…but it’s so vague that I can’t quite put my finger on who that might be.

BBS?

PUD?

More clarity next time please.

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by Autra on Jan 16, 2011 1:50 PM CST up reply actions  

just adding spice to a boring thread

and yes my bro lol, but he would of dropped her

LOVE U RYAN

by DrMustache on Jan 16, 2011 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

funny... rec'd

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 2:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Completely

Worst lineup of announcers in history.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 16, 2011 1:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Is it sad that I almost don't notice the announcers

because the game is even worse?

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by Autra on Jan 16, 2011 1:51 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL.

/runs out to get Chinese food.

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by KMR24 on Jan 16, 2011 1:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Had Chinese leftovers for breakfast

Best idea of the weekend.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 16, 2011 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

pick me up some kung po shrimp and some crab rangoons please

me love you long time if you do

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by danorocks17 on Jan 16, 2011 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I can haz General Tso's chicken?

KTHX!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Watching the Seahawks play defense

Is like watching the Texans play defense. Tackling is more of a guideline and not a requirement.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 1:51 PM CST reply actions  

I hope G-reg puts another one in their eyes

/was rooting for the Seahawks until they didn’t gfi on 4th and 1 and the Bears did

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by shake n bake on Jan 16, 2011 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Same

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

GOLDEN TATE!

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 1:52 PM CST reply actions  

i'm sorry, tate is just too close to taint for me

i would change my name

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by danorocks17 on Jan 16, 2011 1:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Golden Taint?

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 16, 2011 1:54 PM CST up reply actions  

BTW

Dibs on the porn star name.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 16, 2011 1:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, he DID play for Notre Dame.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 1:55 PM CST up reply actions  

So...

Still sober?

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 16, 2011 1:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Sadly, yes.

And I don’t think I can get more fine drinkin’ gasoline until the end of the game.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 1:56 PM CST up reply actions  

However, if things keep going the way they're going

I may make a special trip.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 1:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Not even noon there

Can you buy hard alcohol on Sundays?

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 16, 2011 1:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Not sure.

It’s harder up here because all non-beer and wine alcohol are state-run stores so I imagine it’s unlikely.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

*Sold by state-run stores.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

It's noon now!

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

by KMR24 on Jan 16, 2011 2:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't Washington beer laws

are as strict as the southern states, but I could be wrong.

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by KMR24 on Jan 16, 2011 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

*don't think

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by KMR24 on Jan 16, 2011 2:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah...

Blue laws here in Texas. In CO, the local Walgreens was the best liquor store in the area.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 16, 2011 2:01 PM CST up reply actions  

glad I live in Iowa

where the biggest restriction is that they banned liquor over 151 proof last year after a college student almost died from too much 190 proof Everclear.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 16, 2011 2:04 PM CST up reply actions  

95% alcohol?

At that point the kid might as well have drank mouthwash.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 2:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I NEED BOOZE SO STRONG THAT IT'S LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO DISTILL IT FURTHER, DAMNIT!

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 16, 2011 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Mouthwash is usually no more than 25% alcohol.

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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 16, 2011 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

I may go and start drinking the mouthwash

The way the Seahawks are playing.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Yum.....mouthwash

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Beer laws aren't that strict.

You can buy beer at any grocery store. Booze, on the other hand, is sold only at state-run stores and very few are open on Sundays.

In fact, to purchase beer and wine for an event, like a wedding, you need to buy a liquor license beforehand. I don’t know if that’s different from Texas or not.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 2:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Big-time different

Worst thing about Everclear? Coyote ugly after-effects. ///shudders///

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 16, 2011 2:31 PM CST up reply actions  

/laughing...

I still remember my room-mate making “punch” in our hastily scrubbed dorm room sink for the floor “open house” party.

He woke up the next morning with someone-not-his-girlfriend in his bed with him and a lot of ‘splainin’ to do…

Good times… Good times…

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 2:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Unless you have an ex-roommate that takes great glee in bringing it up...

…years later after you’ve married the cuckolded girlfriend and she’s made your life miserable for decades… ;-D

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 2:39 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd for using the word "cuckolded" in a sentence.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 2:40 PM CST up reply actions  

And in proper prospect

Shakespeare would be proud.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 16, 2011 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

are you saying there are wives out there that DON'T make your life miserable?

unpossible…

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

/points awarded for pointing out the redundancy

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 2:42 PM CST up reply actions  

It's true!

Except for the sex part, my wife is pretty much perfect. BUT, my nym belies what I look like though I need to add bald, so I can’t really blame her.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 16, 2011 2:43 PM CST up reply actions  

So, Lynch...

You used up everything you had on that one run last week didn’t you?

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 1:56 PM CST reply actions  

Seahawks are screwed

They have a bad draft pick instead of the #8 pick they would have gotten if they lost to St. Louis. They will be very bad next year.

Breathe, breathe in the air
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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 2:01 PM CST reply actions  

AAAAAA

I hate Pete Carroll, cause I hate the Bears and he is making them look good.

J E S T JEST JEST JEST!!!!

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 2:09 PM CST reply actions  

No, the Hawks defense is making them look good.

Doing their best Texans impression. And Glasselbeck is playing like his usual self, so that’s never a good thing.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

What defense?

/c wut i did thar?

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 2:13 PM CST up reply actions  

FO_DougFarrar
Seattle’s main problem in this game: The Bears did not acqure Roman Harper this week.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 16, 2011 2:15 PM CST up reply actions  

So, uhh...

Anyone else play poker on facebook?

I think I’m going to have to go start playing again until the Pats start beating down the NY Foot Patrol

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by Autra on Jan 16, 2011 2:13 PM CST reply actions  

go Jest!

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 2:15 PM CST up reply actions  

I used to,

but then Zynga started spamming it with ads and a lot of unrelated stuff until it became unplayable. I play on FTP now.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 2:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I hear you.

If you get bored though, come hunt me down on FB.

I’m the only white dude named Autra on there.

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by Autra on Jan 16, 2011 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Cass

Hit me up on FTP, Autra…not hard to find.

Or just email me. autrae AT gmail DOT com

Let me know what’s up

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by Autra on Jan 17, 2011 2:07 AM CST up reply actions  

poker on facebook?

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Is there anything better to do during a Seahawks/Bears game?

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by Autra on Jan 16, 2011 5:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Just didn't know it was available as an option... I must investigate...

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 5:46 PM CST up reply actions  

search zynga poker.

Or go Here

All no pay games.

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by Autra on Jan 16, 2011 5:55 PM CST up reply actions  

thx

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 6:00 PM CST up reply actions  

First Carlson now Trufant

At this rate, if they do win (yeah right), they won’t have enough players healthy to field a full team!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 2:13 PM CST reply actions  

remember hearing about rookie Dallas Clark having the Colts equipment staff to sew pockets into the pants

for him to be able to put pads in them, they weren’t designed to hold pads. After realizing no one wore pads in their pants in the NFL, he stopped doing it.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 16, 2011 2:15 PM CST reply actions  

Pads in pants is the weakest thing I've ever heard in football

Lame as hell.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

hey some players need some padding in the pants...

Favre, for instance.

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Will no one rid me of this nettlesome quarterback!?

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 2:15 PM CST reply actions  

I wonder how far Jake Locker will fall in this year's draft?

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 2:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I could see him falling out of the first round

Because people are stupid and would rather have between a thug & cheater, a fat JaMarcus Russell clone, or a cocaine addict.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

wow bad throw

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 16, 2011 2:21 PM CST reply actions  

Gus Johnson is calling the Purdue game on CBS

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 2:22 PM CST reply actions  

Heheheh.

Awesome.

::changes over::

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by Autra on Jan 16, 2011 2:23 PM CST up reply actions  

that's twice people ignored a live ball this weekend

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 16, 2011 2:24 PM CST reply actions  

Oh thank God, it won't be a shutout!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 2:25 PM CST reply actions  

Pete Carroll just wants the loss to look respectable at this point

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 16, 2011 2:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Still not going to be a win though.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm sorry, did I not bury you in the backyard?

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 2:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I dug myself out.

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 2:51 PM CST up reply actions  

"First I played with Jed then I played with Mommy now I want to play with you, Daddy..."

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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 16, 2011 2:54 PM CST up reply actions  

scary kid is scary...

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 2:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Reflections on "*oose"-ish nicknames...

Mooch = Mariuchi
Moose = Johnson
Goose = Siragusa
Douche = Musberger

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 2:26 PM CST reply actions  

Dear Moose Johnston,

If you say the word “rhythm” one more time, I will shove an antler so far up your ass that people will mistake you for an actual moose.

I’m glad we could have this talk.

Yours,

UT

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 2:31 PM CST up reply actions  

yoowwwzah!

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 16, 2011 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

seriously the only productive thing i've done all weekend

is make an American Wheat beer

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 16, 2011 2:29 PM CST reply actions  

Fox, for the love of Durga

Stop playing that Black Eyed Peas song! It’s crap!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 2:30 PM CST reply actions  

Halfback pass!

It’s a beautiful thing!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 2:32 PM CST reply actions  

So FAIL...

You've heard of animals chewing off a leg to escape a trap? There's an animal kind of trick. A human would remain in the trap, endure the pain, feigning death that he might kill the trapper and remove a threat to his kind.
-Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 16, 2011 2:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Chris Brown approves

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 16, 2011 2:36 PM CST up reply actions  

HA HA HA

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 2:39 PM CST up reply actions  

It shows the wall

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 2:44 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah the wall

i meant the tripping, very hard to tell

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by danorocks17 on Jan 16, 2011 2:47 PM CST up reply actions  

JaJuan Johnson has a beautiful little shot

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 2:35 PM CST reply actions  

Someone snap Cutler's leg like a damn twig!

Why should the Seahawks be the only team with serious injuries today?!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 2:35 PM CST reply actions  

Hey!

You've heard of animals chewing off a leg to escape a trap? There's an animal kind of trick. A human would remain in the trap, endure the pain, feigning death that he might kill the trapper and remove a threat to his kind.
-Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 16, 2011 2:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Okay...how about a career-threatening injury only until the end of the game?

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 2:36 PM CST up reply actions  

No can haz!

You've heard of animals chewing off a leg to escape a trap? There's an animal kind of trick. A human would remain in the trap, endure the pain, feigning death that he might kill the trapper and remove a threat to his kind.
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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 16, 2011 2:49 PM CST up reply actions  

PeytonsHead
Dare I say it….Passing is obviously not Matt’s “forte”. #INT

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 16, 2011 2:36 PM CST reply actions  

Ba Dum Tss...

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 2:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Also

Outstanding job by Hester on the INT. He looked like Deion avoiding contact. No wonder he’s no longer a DB.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 16, 2011 2:38 PM CST reply actions  

noooo touchy!

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 16, 2011 2:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahahahahahahahah

Thanks for bailing out Glasselbeck, refs!

Bout time you called something for the Hawks.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 2:39 PM CST reply actions  

Hooray for double digits!!!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 2:42 PM CST reply actions  

have I mentioned I hate these playoffs?

cause my brothers give me shit for the colts loss, and I watched the packers last night with my brother.

Hard to give him shit when they never have to punt.

FML

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 2:43 PM CST reply actions  

Ugh

Storming the court…….

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 2:44 PM CST reply actions  

Why can't they show the idiot shirtless GIRL drunks?

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 2:48 PM CST reply actions  

Heh

It’s legal for women to be topless in Austin.

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http://www.battleredblog.com
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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 16, 2011 2:49 PM CST up reply actions  

ever?

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 16, 2011 2:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Ever

http://www.myfoxaustin.com/dpp/top_stories/go-topless-this-sunday-081810-ktbcw

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http://www.battleredblog.com
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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 16, 2011 2:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I bet 97% of those girls

Have bad racks. Ones I wouldn’t want to see.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 2:53 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

for calling tits a “rack”

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 16, 2011 2:54 PM CST up reply actions  

You would be incredibly wrong.

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http://www.battleredblog.com
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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 16, 2011 2:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I guess being in Austin

Maybe some UT girls? Doubt that though.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 2:55 PM CST up reply actions  

You'd be surprised

Austin is a very fit city. Even the chicks DilloTex mentions below are usually well above average looking. MILFs EVERYWHERE. I love living here. Oh, and more lipstick than butch lesbians here, and they’re generally very cool.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 16, 2011 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah... I have to agree... /hyperbole squashed

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 3:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh

Well, plus, you half-way described my wife :-)

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 16, 2011 3:08 PM CST up reply actions  

A lovely woman and a saint of long-suffering I am sure...

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 3:10 PM CST up reply actions  

It's been that way for several years now I believe...

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"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
"Not to completely equate marriage to fandom, but both rely on suspended insanity a bit..." - beefy

by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 2:55 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think a law was ever created

So it’s always been legal.

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http://www.battleredblog.com
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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 16, 2011 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

When we lived here late 60s I seem to remember...

…that there was a UT co-ed that liked to jog at the track topless… Big furor at that time…

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

From what I've heard about UT girls

I can’t see why anyone would complain.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

almost 50 years ago... different times...

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 3:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh yes

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot

by bigfatdrunk on Jan 16, 2011 3:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I should've gone to UT.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 3:05 PM CST up reply actions  

me too...

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"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 3:06 PM CST up reply actions  

And encouraged in New Orleans.

And every spring in Seattle, there’s a naked bike ride through one of the…“eccentric” neighborhoods.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 2:50 PM CST up reply actions  

it's Chicago, you don't wanna see those girls shirtless...

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 2:51 PM CST up reply actions  

/laughing at the "delicacy"... nice

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 2:51 PM CST up reply actions  

reply fail... don't know HOW this wound up here... /puzzled

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 2:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Well

Not a good day for power conference Indiana basketball teams. ND got stomped by St. Johns and Purdue lost to West Virginia. Notre Dame is who I thought they were. Shit away from Purcell Pavilion.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 2:51 PM CST reply actions  

At least Butler is going to win today.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 2:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Hopefully

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

No optimism?

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

UWM killed any optimism

I’m too worried about their shooters

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL.

And then say that last year’s run was all luck and Butler really sucked last year.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep

Big East rules, every other conference sucks.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I believe he said something like

that before the tourney started. Oops.

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 3:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Jinx.

You've heard of animals chewing off a leg to escape a trap? There's an animal kind of trick. A human would remain in the trap, endure the pain, feigning death that he might kill the trapper and remove a threat to his kind.
-Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 16, 2011 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

No such thing.

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Uh huh.

You've heard of animals chewing off a leg to escape a trap? There's an animal kind of trick. A human would remain in the trap, endure the pain, feigning death that he might kill the trapper and remove a threat to his kind.
-Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 16, 2011 3:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Nothing I saw will impact the game.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 3:18 PM CST up reply actions  

*say *write
Double FAIL

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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 16, 2011 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

ND will be damn good in a year or two

They’ve got some good young players.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

That Graham kid is GOOD

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 16, 2011 2:52 PM CST reply actions  

Well...that was fun.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 2:57 PM CST reply actions  

Seattle punt? Seriously? Why?

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 2:57 PM CST reply actions  

mmmmmmph....

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"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Do you really want to try on 4th and 10 so deep in Bears territory?

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I mean, deep in their own side of the field?

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

At this point... yes... six minutes... 18 point deficit...

…the only point in punting is image damage control… Play to win or don’t show up.

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I think they did both

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http://www.battleredblog.com
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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 16, 2011 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

^ This, sadly.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I would tend to agree at this point.

You've heard of animals chewing off a leg to escape a trap? There's an animal kind of trick. A human would remain in the trap, endure the pain, feigning death that he might kill the trapper and remove a threat to his kind.
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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 16, 2011 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

6 minutes left and down by 18?

go for it on every 4th down no matter the yardage.

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

And THAT is the ballgame.

Dear Chicago Bears,

I hope Green Bay fuckstomps you until there’s nothing left but Brian Urlacher’s hairless scalp.

Yours,

UT

P.S.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 3:00 PM CST reply actions  

Kelsey Barlow had a nice dunk today

If he did that in HS I might have gone to a regional at Hinkle to watch a team instead of a player!!

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 3:02 PM CST reply actions  

NotGregOlsen
I hope Todd Collins get some snaps. It’ll keep him from waving his wrinkly old dick at the crowd, for a little while at least.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 16, 2011 3:02 PM CST reply actions  

LOL

I’m surprised NotJayCutler doesn’t mention G-Reg more.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 3:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Ahaha!

I’ll have to subscribe to that. Almost as good as King Laserface.

by Nashmeister on Jan 16, 2011 3:03 PM CST up reply actions  

How'd ET miss that one?

I thought he was gonna bat that into the fifteenth row.

by Nashmeister on Jan 16, 2011 3:02 PM CST reply actions  

Roll left?

Roll left.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 16, 2011 3:03 PM CST reply actions  

35-10...

You've heard of animals chewing off a leg to escape a trap? There's an animal kind of trick. A human would remain in the trap, endure the pain, feigning death that he might kill the trapper and remove a threat to his kind.
-Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 16, 2011 3:03 PM CST reply actions  

I think it's fair to say...

That this might be the worst football season in years. And not just because the Texans suck; that’s a constant. It just seems like every nationally televised game this year has been an awful blow-out.

by Nashmeister on Jan 16, 2011 3:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I've fallen asleep during too many

SNF and MNF games this year. Awful season.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 3:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Do we need a new thread?

I’d prefer not as we’re still less than 400, but I’ll let you unwashed masses decide.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 16, 2011 3:06 PM CST reply actions  

I'm cool.

Cooler than the rest of you anyway.

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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 16, 2011 3:09 PM CST up reply actions  

You know the saying

“In the land of the blind, the man with one eye is king?”

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 3:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Look into my one-eye...

You've heard of animals chewing off a leg to escape a trap? There's an animal kind of trick. A human would remain in the trap, endure the pain, feigning death that he might kill the trapper and remove a threat to his kind.
-Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 16, 2011 3:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Can't. Blind.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 3:15 PM CST up reply actions  

i thought that was just code for

‘in an all female society, the lone man does well for himself’

by SpazMo on Jan 16, 2011 3:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I think no.

We’re perfectly capable of making fun of Tom Bieber’s hair here.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 3:11 PM CST up reply actions  

yes

so that this is on the frontpage

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 16, 2011 3:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm good.

This next game will probably be a blowout anyway.

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 3:21 PM CST up reply actions  

J E S T JEST JEST JEST!!!

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 3:23 PM CST up reply actions  

/hopes

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 3:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Must... Resist... Urge... To... Kill...

I can’t wait to switch over to CBS so I don’t have to deal with these rage-inducing American Idol commercials. Fuck the creators of that show, everyone who watches it (especially you, Kornheiser), and now even Steven Tyler.

by Nashmeister on Jan 16, 2011 3:08 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

...

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 3:09 PM CST up reply actions  

agreed, but more passionately...

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 3:11 PM CST up reply actions  

"the laws of physics are immutable and shit" - tehGrindCrusher
"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
"Not to completely equate marriage to fandom, but both rely on suspended insanity a bit..." - beefy

by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 3:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Hi, we haven't met

are you a chick?

Or, at the very least, a feminine looking dude?

by SpazMo on Jan 16, 2011 3:12 PM CST up reply actions  

"the laws of physics are immutable and shit" - tehGrindCrusher
"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
"Not to completely equate marriage to fandom, but both rely on suspended insanity a bit..." - beefy

by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 3:14 PM CST up reply actions  

i'll take that to mean you're a guy

and not swedish.

There goes my plans for this afternoon.

by SpazMo on Jan 16, 2011 3:15 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL!

You've heard of animals chewing off a leg to escape a trap? There's an animal kind of trick. A human would remain in the trap, endure the pain, feigning death that he might kill the trapper and remove a threat to his kind.
-Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam

by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 16, 2011 3:15 PM CST up reply actions  

You want to kiss me, don't you?

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 16, 2011 3:15 PM CST up reply actions  

uh

yuck. I’m not into that kissing stuff. I thought we’d just have sex

by SpazMo on Jan 16, 2011 3:16 PM CST up reply actions  

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"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
"Not to completely equate marriage to fandom, but both rely on suspended insanity a bit..." - beefy

by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 3:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Completely sucks. Period.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 3:20 PM CST up reply actions  

i just wish someone in Indy

had the balls to stand up and say how much he sucks

by SpazMo on Jan 16, 2011 3:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Dog fight!!!!

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"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
"Not to completely equate marriage to fandom, but both rely on suspended insanity a bit..." - beefy

by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 3:12 PM CST reply actions  

I don't see Vick around.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 3:12 PM CST up reply actions  

"Dog Fight" not "Dog Slaughter"... subtle but significant difference

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"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
"Not to completely equate marriage to fandom, but both rely on suspended insanity a bit..." - beefy

by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 3:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Is this game still on???

Sheesh.

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http://www.battleredblog.com
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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 16, 2011 3:17 PM CST reply actions  

Unfortunately, yes.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 3:18 PM CST up reply actions  

TD Seahawks!!!!!

They’re gonna make this interesting!

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 3:20 PM CST reply actions  

With 1:24 left?

Too little, too late.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 3:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Let me dream.

Blind fandom is all I’ve got left right now.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 3:22 PM CST up reply actions  

shhhhh... give him 1:24

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"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
"Not to completely equate marriage to fandom, but both rely on suspended insanity a bit..." - beefy

by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 3:22 PM CST up reply actions  

how is that as soon as the colts release stokley he never gets hurt? bullshit

i bet that happens with bob sanders too

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 16, 2011 3:22 PM CST reply actions  

say wha?

He was still hurt all the time. Didn’t Denver IR him a couple times?

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 3:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Not really.

You've heard of animals chewing off a leg to escape a trap? There's an animal kind of trick. A human would remain in the trap, endure the pain, feigning death that he might kill the trapper and remove a threat to his kind.
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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 16, 2011 3:43 PM CST up reply actions  

BUT HE HAS MISSED GAMES!!!

so I am right. HAHAHA!

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

This heartless bitch on the Sprint commercial is too realistic to be just REAL funny...

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 3:24 PM CST reply actions  

Same with the sports trainer on the Sprint ad.

I just want to punch him in the mouth.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 3:25 PM CST up reply actions  

/laughs... When he hits the guy on the bandaged leg I flinched...

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 3:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I know it is wrong...

but I have a crush on that Flo from Progressive.

so wrong…

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 3:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Flo's kinda' cute in an A D D kinda' way...

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 3:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Eh, you could do worse, I guess.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 3:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Yup... Like this...

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 3:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Aieeee! Way too early for that.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 3:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Yuk

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 3:28 PM CST up reply actions  

sigh...

the Packers are going to the super bowl.

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 3:25 PM CST reply actions  

And I'm OK with that.

They have the best chance of the NFC teams to beat the Pats or Steelers.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 3:32 PM CST up reply actions  

my brother is a packer fan...

of course this is horrible news. Why did Vick have to fail?

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 3:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Because Vick is what we thought he is.

Overrated. And a dog-killer.

Can we just cancel the Super Bowl this year? There’s nobody in it that I want to see holding a trophy at the end of the year.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Besides, it's in Dallas.

Nothing good ever comes out of Dallas.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

off to the gym, see you punks later

enjoy the drubbing the pats are going to give the jesters

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 16, 2011 3:27 PM CST reply actions  

you are about to miss the greatest Pats loss since the Giants super bowl.

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 3:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Would be so great......

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 3:33 PM CST up reply actions  

.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 3:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Breaking News!!!!

The New England Patriots have announced they have a secret weapon to confuse and distract the New York Jets for today’s divisional game.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 3:29 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

rec'd for the recurring theme... Wes Welker would be proud

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 3:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Really?

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 3:37 PM CST reply actions  

So,

Welker will be benched for 1 play?

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

what are you talking about?

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Hoodie benched Welker for at least the start of the

game because of the feet comments he made. BB was not amused.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

what happened?

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by KMR24 on Jan 16, 2011 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

See above.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Yay Jim Nantz! BOOOOOOOOOOOO PHIL SIMMS!

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 3:37 PM CST reply actions  

Yay anyone but FOX!

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 3:43 PM CST up reply actions  

32-10 on COD to end the day

GO METEOR!!!

(But seriously, if the Jets don’t win (Which I expect) GO NFC PLEASE NO MORE SB RING FOR THE PATS OR STEELERS)

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 3:40 PM CST reply actions  

For me

It’s like this.

Packers > Bears > Jets > Patriots > Steelers

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 3:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I just had a major sad realizing

that FOX has the SB this year. Last time they did (2007), they did a red carpet pregame hosted by Ryan Seacrest. It really sucked.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 3:44 PM CST reply actions  

There are two things about this SB I already know will suck

1, No Colts
2, Black Eyed Peas

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 3:45 PM CST up reply actions  

3. Dallas stadium

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 3:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Phil Simms is a cretin

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 16, 2011 3:44 PM CST reply actions  

Fact

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 3:45 PM CST up reply actions  

HE WAS WIDE OPEN, SANCHEZ!!!!!!!!

YOU SUCK!!!!!!!

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 3:45 PM CST reply actions  

That punt was worthless.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 3:45 PM CST reply actions  

CBS

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 16, 2011 3:47 PM CST up reply actions  

pepsi max... worst ever soft drink since crystal pepsi

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 3:47 PM CST reply actions  

Chris Angel is a douche

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 3:47 PM CST reply actions  

Can't win if you can't make those tackles.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 3:48 PM CST reply actions  

PATS INT!!!!!!!

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by KMR24 on Jan 16, 2011 3:49 PM CST reply actions  

This game already sucks.

0-5 yard passes going for 20 yards. TACKLE!!!!!!!!

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 3:49 PM CST reply actions  

I know, I know

/sighs

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by KMR24 on Jan 16, 2011 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

BRADY IS JUST GAWD!!!

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

NOONE DENIES THIS!!!!!!

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by shake n bake on Jan 16, 2011 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow

there was some molestation going on during that pass

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 16, 2011 3:49 PM CST reply actions  

your sloppy seconds

Shake1n1bake
Welker wasn’t benched, they suited him up in Woodhead’s uni #conspiracy

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by shake n bake on Jan 16, 2011 3:49 PM CST reply actions  

Heh.

Brady whiffs on the tackle.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 3:49 PM CST reply actions  

Why are the Jets fucking tackling!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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by KMR24 on Jan 16, 2011 3:50 PM CST reply actions  

Because they're supposed to?

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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 16, 2011 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

The Pats

are absolutely running over the Jets

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 16, 2011 3:51 PM CST reply actions  

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 3:52 PM CST reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 3:52 PM CST reply actions  

JEST JEST JEST!!!

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 3:53 PM CST reply actions  

Thank you Pace

for not dropping it.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 3:53 PM CST reply actions  

YES!

Finally that fuck threw an interception.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 3:53 PM CST reply actions  

If only Calvin Pace wasn't slow as hell

Knowing the Jets, this will end up a FG.

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 3:53 PM CST reply actions  

This is stupid

Folk will miss this field goal.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 3:54 PM CST reply actions  

Bazinga!

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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 16, 2011 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Damn, are you psychic or something?

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by KMR24 on Jan 16, 2011 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

DAM YOU FOR JINXING IT!!

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 3:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Good god the Jets offense is pitiful

Running into own lineman FTL.

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 3:54 PM CST reply actions  

Tomlinson avoids Wilfork then gets stopped cold by his own lineman

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by shake n bake on Jan 16, 2011 3:54 PM CST reply actions  

oh come on...

they can’t even do a screen right.

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 3:54 PM CST reply actions  

Wilfork is the widest man alive

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 3:54 PM CST reply actions  

you see that Packers DE last night?

6’2" 365 and not horrifically obese because he’s two people wide.

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by shake n bake on Jan 16, 2011 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

You've gotta be kidding me.

What an absolutely horrid “drive.”

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 3:55 PM CST reply actions  

I doubt 21 points will be enough for the Jets.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Run it up the gut on 3rd and 18. Sweet.

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by peytonsurdaddy on Jan 16, 2011 3:55 PM CST reply actions  

Jets just take the FG

/Cass screaming about lack of aggressiveness here

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 3:55 PM CST reply actions  

I hated the 3rd down play.

On 4th down with that distance, they should kick the FG.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 3:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I was talking about the 3rd down play

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 3:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Pathetic play call.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

This is why the Jets have no chance

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 3:55 PM CST reply actions  

Nick Folk, please kill yourself

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 3:55 PM CST reply actions  

/slams head into table repeatedly

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 3:56 PM CST reply actions  

You can't expect

the Jets to get that lucky again.

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 16, 2011 3:56 PM CST reply actions  

Why couldn't Pace get that TD?

/haz a sad

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 3:57 PM CST reply actions  

I've never had a roller-coaster of emotions in such a sort period of time.

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by KMR24 on Jan 16, 2011 3:57 PM CST reply actions  

That's odd

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Really?

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

*short

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by KMR24 on Jan 16, 2011 3:59 PM CST up reply actions  

You are on a Houston Texans board...

…let that soak in a moment before you talk about roller-coaster emotions, there, happy… We OWN the phrase…

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 4:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I'M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION!!!!!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 4:11 PM CST up reply actions  

SACK!!!!!!!

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by KMR24 on Jan 16, 2011 3:58 PM CST reply actions  

I do like seeing Brady sacked :-)

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 3:58 PM CST reply actions  

Comment from WF makes sense
That happens a week earlier and Peyton Manning is a clutch QB

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 3:58 PM CST reply actions  

Watching Brady getting sacked makes me happy

Though, it wasn’t so much a sack as in “Brady does his crumple move and Ellis just had to touch him.”

by Gwen on Jan 16, 2011 3:58 PM CST reply actions  

Fuck this shit

I’m about to do some homework.

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by KMR24 on Jan 16, 2011 3:58 PM CST reply actions  

Jets giving the game.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 3:59 PM CST reply actions  

I just want to see a good game

after that abortion in Chicago. How disappointing.

by cubic on Jan 16, 2011 4:00 PM CST reply actions  

I want Tom Selleck's mustache

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 4:00 PM CST reply actions  

This game is over

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 4:02 PM CST reply actions  

2 times in one drive, even.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

it's like being a Texan fan...

we ignored the reality of the situation to hope for the best.

/runs away

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 4:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Not at all.

I called a blowout. Doesn’t mean I can’t be upset by it though.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 4:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Not at all

I had the Patriots winning by 3 TDs in this one.

It’s just having that small hope that we won’t have to see Steelers/Patriots.

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 4:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Not me

I WANT to see the two best teams in the conference go at it. Makes for good playoff football.

by Mike Kerns on Jan 16, 2011 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

True

But them playing means by default that one is in the Super Bowl, something I’ve seen too much of in my lifetime for my taste.

Go NFC!

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 4:08 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd be fine with either the Packers or Bears

I really like Aaron Rodgers. And growing up in Northern Indiana, while I’m not a Bears fan (Living in Michigan makes me favor the Lions there) I have no problem with them doing well.

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 4:11 PM CST up reply actions  

That, and the Packers were part of my original SB pick at the start of the year

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 4:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow, good coverage

Brady had all day with the 3 man rush and still got sacked

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 4:05 PM CST reply actions  

Thank you for dropping that Plumpler.

4 point difference.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 4:06 PM CST reply actions  

lol Plumpler

It’s funny ‘cuz he’s fat!

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I get it!

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 4:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Yay!

Oldie but a goodie.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 4:13 PM CST up reply actions  

OHHHHH

Now I get it!

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 5:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Brady really does get nice protection though.

Wonder how well the Steelers would get to him. (assuming the Pats win blah blah blah)

by Gwen on Jan 16, 2011 4:06 PM CST reply actions  

Jets don't have a good pass rush

Steelers will get much better pressure on him.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 16, 2011 4:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm pulling for the Pats in this one

cos if the Jets win, it will be a cakewalk for the Steelers next week.

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 16, 2011 4:10 PM CST reply actions  

Nice job getting the first down.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 4:10 PM CST reply actions  

GO AWAY IPAD COMMERCIALS

If Hell exists, that damn piano song plays there on an endless loop

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 4:15 PM CST reply actions  

Got McDonald's for lunch

Came in to see Bieber getting sacked, and my wife is in the other room getting those damn episodes of “Say Yes to the Dress” off of my DVR.

Life is good…would’ve been better if Seattle had won or even showed up, but it’s still good.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 4:16 PM CST reply actions  

Touche, sir.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 4:17 PM CST up reply actions  

But

Your boys took out the Saints. So I am an honorary Seahawks fan from now on.

by Mike Kerns on Jan 16, 2011 4:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Welcome, we don't have as much bleach as BRB but

The feelings of general misery and shitty refereeing is about equal.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 4:20 PM CST up reply actions  

One day our team will get blown out of the playoffs

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 16, 2011 4:20 PM CST up reply actions  

yea, everyone should experience that heartache...

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 4:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Grumble grumble 2002 grumble grumble.......

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 4:22 PM CST up reply actions  

of that awards show commercial...

I saw “IT WILL BLOW YOU” and got excited. Then they went and threw in “YOU AWAY” and I got disappoint.

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 4:16 PM CST reply actions  

Especially with Katy Perry on there.

Get a guy’s hopes up, why don’t you Grammys?

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 4:17 PM CST up reply actions  

such a tease of a commercial...

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 4:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I think it's really askin' for it...

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Your name isn't Ben by any chance is it?

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 4:35 PM CST up reply actions  

"Uh no... NO!!!" /adjusts fake glasses and big mustache...

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 4:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Another awful pass to an open WR.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 4:17 PM CST reply actions  

What a shocker

Sanchez makes another bad pass

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 16, 2011 4:17 PM CST reply actions  

So inaccurate

It’s amazing how horrible he looks against a secondary that isn’t total shit.

by cubic on Jan 16, 2011 4:18 PM CST reply actions  

I fear that WR's hitting the ground when they can't catch a pass

will evolve into BS penalty calls someday. Like how it has ruined the NBA.
Hopefully that never happens.

by Mike Kerns on Jan 16, 2011 4:18 PM CST reply actions  

NOM NOM NOM

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 4:21 PM CST reply actions  

He had to know that he needed to

get the ball out quicker than that, he saw the damn blitz coming.

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 16, 2011 4:21 PM CST reply actions  

I seriously LOL'd at that.

That was so awesome.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 4:22 PM CST reply actions  

Zoltan is still the greatest name ever

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 4:22 PM CST reply actions  

I wonder

if his father was a magician.

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by trOOly on Jan 16, 2011 4:24 PM CST up reply actions  

more like a fan of the movie Big

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 4:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Hoping and praying

this game turns into Giants-Bears, with Brady playing the role of Jay Cutler.

by cubic on Jan 16, 2011 4:22 PM CST reply actions  

Sack!

/expecting a flag
//expects to hear ref say something to the effect of “Messing up Brady’s hair, on the defense, 25 yard penalty because it’s so beautiful and luxurious, automatic first down.”

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 4:22 PM CST reply actions  

The defender kind of jumped on

and hugged Brady’s helmet. I was fully expecting a flag.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 4:23 PM CST up reply actions  

...and the Jets lose a timeout and coaches challenge and Revis is ejected from the game..."

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 4:24 PM CST up reply actions  

kinda shocked the refs didn't throw some flag on the brady sack...

you can’t hit a quarterback high or low, and brady’s fetal position left like nowhere to tackle him.

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 4:23 PM CST reply actions  

Like drinking poison...

Like eating GRASS!

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by trOOly on Jan 16, 2011 4:23 PM CST reply actions  

mmm... brownies.

wait, what grass are you talking about?

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 4:24 PM CST up reply actions  

The one you use

to make space brownies.

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by trOOly on Jan 16, 2011 4:30 PM CST up reply actions  

TD JETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 4:24 PM CST reply actions  

WOOO!!!!!!

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 4:28 PM CST up reply actions  

water wet, pope catholic...

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 4:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Rex likes feet...

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 4:26 PM CST up reply actions  

BCS is corrupt...

Ryan Diem bad, Google evil…etc.

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 4:27 PM CST up reply actions  

LT only scores touchdowns...

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 4:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Cris Collinsworth

Disagrees with you about Ryan Diem.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 4:28 PM CST up reply actions  

He's the best offensive lineman for the Colts.

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by KMR24 on Jan 16, 2011 4:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Cris Collinsworth is a dullard

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 4:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Edwards didn't drop it!!!!

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 4:26 PM CST reply actions  

I just realized

that i don’t have to work with that annoying, self-righteous Pats fan anymore!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you, Jeebus!!!!!!!!

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by KMR24 on Jan 16, 2011 4:26 PM CST reply actions  

J-E-T-S! JETS! JETS! JETS!

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 4:28 PM CST reply actions  

*JEST

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 4:28 PM CST up reply actions  

TD JEST!!!!!!!!!!!

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by KMR24 on Jan 16, 2011 4:28 PM CST reply actions  

TD Feet!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 4:29 PM CST reply actions  

Oh god

now I am going to have to hear it from Jets fans for another whole year about how they had a lead against the Pats and Mark Sanchez “just wins”.

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 16, 2011 4:29 PM CST reply actions  

Either we, we lose

If the Jets make it, Sanchez “JUST WINZ OMGZ” If the Steelers do, then Rapist “JUST WINZ” and if the Patriots, Brady is the “GREATEST QB EVAR!!!”

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 4:32 PM CST up reply actions  

THIS▲

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

by KMR24 on Jan 16, 2011 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

True

But if the Steelers win, I’m sure the idiots will go “RAPIST IS A BETTER QB THAN MANNING OMGZ!!”

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

by KMR24 on Jan 16, 2011 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

but I’m sure those morons think that already

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 16, 2011 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

They don't need mroe fuel

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 4:35 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd rather here about the Jets

than the other two.

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by KMR24 on Jan 16, 2011 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Same

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

You already hear enough about the Jets for them doing nothing....

Hate to imagine it if they won anything.

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by TexansDC on Jan 16, 2011 4:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think it is possible.

Berman wouldn’t allow it since it would cut into his “obnoxiousness” quota.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 4:39 PM CST up reply actions  

LT is playing nicely so far.

Me likey!

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by trOOly on Jan 16, 2011 4:30 PM CST reply actions  

3-and-out by the Pats?

This is giving me a big happy.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 4:33 PM CST reply actions  

Keller is pretty good.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 4:34 PM CST reply actions  

Ended up worse

FAIL

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 4:36 PM CST reply actions  

That wasn't very helpful.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 4:36 PM CST reply actions  

Stupid, stupid, stupid.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 4:37 PM CST reply actions  

That's why you don't snap it to your RB you morons

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 4:37 PM CST reply actions  

TRICKERATION!!!!!!

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 4:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Very

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by KMR24 on Jan 16, 2011 4:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Dear Subway "Restaurants"

While I get that making fun of people who are gravitationally enhanced is good for a cheap laugh, I do not find this amusing.

As such, I have a proposition. Pull this whole line of ads, and I will rethink my decision to find your corporate headquarters, storm into the CEO’s office and sit on his head until my demands are met.

Yours,

UT

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 4:38 PM CST reply actions  

LOL "gravitationally enhanced"

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 4:38 PM CST up reply actions  

"gravitationally enhanced"

hahaha – Fantastic. That’s up there with being vertically challenged.

by Gwen on Jan 16, 2011 4:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Good one Keller.

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by trOOly on Jan 16, 2011 4:38 PM CST reply actions  

Very handsy defense.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 4:39 PM CST reply actions  

Not as handsy

as Stealers defense.

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by trOOly on Jan 16, 2011 4:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I gotta do something else

I can’t root for either team, so I’m just gonna root against each one and be happy when they do something dumb.

by Gwen on Jan 16, 2011 4:39 PM CST reply actions  

Oh that's bullshit

Revis molested one of the Pats on the first drive and they call that shit?

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 16, 2011 4:39 PM CST reply actions  

Revis always gets away with that kind of thing.

It’s a benefit to being a “top corner.”

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 4:40 PM CST up reply actions  

If Revis molests someone on his island

does it make a sound?

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 16, 2011 4:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Ben: So I picked out where we're going for our honeymoon, Pookums.

Ben’s fiancee: Where’s that?

Ben: Revis Island.

Fiancee: Why?

Ben: Nobody can hear my victims us there.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 4:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Yesssssssssss........

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 4:41 PM CST reply actions  

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...............................................................

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 4:41 PM CST reply actions  

"It's bronzer!"

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 4:42 PM CST reply actions  

Go for it!

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 4:42 PM CST reply actions  

Now the refs will call it an incomplete pass

with the condition of touching Bieber’s hair.

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"Ignorant people are easier to control"

by trOOly on Jan 16, 2011 4:43 PM CST reply actions  

SUCK IT HOODIIIIIIE!

1970 - 1984 - 2010

"Ignorant people are easier to control"

by trOOly on Jan 16, 2011 4:44 PM CST reply actions  

Even though he isn't using a hoodie tonight.

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by trOOly on Jan 16, 2011 4:44 PM CST up reply actions  

It's a catch.

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

by KMR24 on Jan 16, 2011 4:44 PM CST reply actions  

After review

fuck you we don’t want to change it

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 16, 2011 4:44 PM CST reply actions  

Edwards, you big dummy!

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

by KMR24 on Jan 16, 2011 4:46 PM CST reply actions  

He played CB against Holmes on a long pass.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 4:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate you again, Edwards.

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 4:46 PM CST reply actions  

Braylon Edwards

with a Blair White play.

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by trOOly on Jan 16, 2011 4:47 PM CST reply actions  

Great punt.

You netted 20 yards.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 4:47 PM CST reply actions  

Why the hell couldn't you have dropped it on the last play of the Texans/Jets game

Edwards, you ninny?!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 4:47 PM CST reply actions  

Fuck that.

How could they don’t defend those short passes?

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by trOOly on Jan 16, 2011 4:48 PM CST reply actions  

I'm really liking this.

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 4:50 PM CST reply actions  

Risky to say this...

… but I like the E-Trade baby…

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"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 4:50 PM CST reply actions  

Not even gonna touch this one.

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 16, 2011 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

TWSS

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Sorry... old man here... TWSS?

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"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 4:53 PM CST up reply actions  

That's what she said.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 4:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Thank you... /looks for bottle of Geritol

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"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
"Not to completely equate marriage to fandom, but both rely on suspended insanity a bit..." - beefy

by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

PUD will share his...

/PUD is Peytonsurdaddy

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 4:55 PM CST up reply actions  

My intent was innocent... the wording, in this environment... unfortunate.

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"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
"Not to completely equate marriage to fandom, but both rely on suspended insanity a bit..." - beefy

by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I think they've been using a different voice

I thought the first e-trade baby was funnier. I like the black e-trade baby and the orange sweater vest he wears, though.

by Gwen on Jan 16, 2011 4:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Yup, the singing one was funny and the 'Animal Channel' one was pretty funny

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"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
"Not to completely equate marriage to fandom, but both rely on suspended insanity a bit..." - beefy

by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Sanchez looks to be throwing high in this game again

but the difference is that his receivers aren’t making the stupid catches.

by Gwen on Jan 16, 2011 4:50 PM CST reply actions  

now watch sanchise fail... :(

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 4:51 PM CST reply actions  

Not if he gives it to LT.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 4:55 PM CST up reply actions  

YES!

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 4:53 PM CST reply actions  

The Jets!

The two most corrupt entities in existence? The BCS and Google. Maybe we will have a real college football champion, and hopefully we will continue to have a free internet.

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 4:54 PM CST reply actions  

Belichick FAIL

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 4:54 PM CST reply actions  

Bad play call

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 4:57 PM CST up reply actions  

No kidding.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Fake punt epic fail!!!!!!!

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 4:54 PM CST reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 4:54 PM CST reply actions  

Pats don't look like the world beaters I expected this game.

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 16, 2011 4:54 PM CST reply actions  

LT!!!!!

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 4:54 PM CST reply actions  

yet entertaining. :)

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 4:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Very much so.

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 4:56 PM CST up reply actions  

It would be

if it wasn’t tragic for my betting odds

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 16, 2011 4:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Run LT, run!

He deserves a SB ring…

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by trOOly on Jan 16, 2011 4:55 PM CST reply actions  

Why?

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 4:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Great player

and I like him. I’d buy his jersey if I had the money.

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by trOOly on Jan 16, 2011 4:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Well

I suppose I should get ready for the Steelers vs Packers super bowl

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 16, 2011 4:56 PM CST reply actions  

That would actually be a great game.

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 4:57 PM CST up reply actions  

The Jets holding on for the win

would make this weekend so awesome.

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 4:56 PM CST reply actions  

Crap.

And that camera angle still sucks, CBS.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 4:56 PM CST reply actions  

Seriously

who thinks that’s a good idea?

by cubic on Jan 16, 2011 4:57 PM CST up reply actions  

CBS, apparently.

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:01 PM CST up reply actions  

You should have seen the camera angles NBC invented for the

Winter Classic (outdoor hockey game). I got seasick. I never get seasick

by SpazMo on Jan 16, 2011 5:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:03 PM CST up reply actions  

TD Jets.

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 16, 2011 4:57 PM CST reply actions  

TOUCHDOWN JETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 4:57 PM CST reply actions  

TD Feet!

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 4:57 PM CST reply actions  

Ok

this could still end well, when the Pats come back it will end the Sanchez is clutch argument.

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 16, 2011 4:57 PM CST reply actions  

Lalalalalalalalalalalalala

/sticks fingers in ears

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL WOOO!

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 4:58 PM CST reply actions  

That hair for starters.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

He won't.

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"Ignorant people are easier to control"

by trOOly on Jan 16, 2011 4:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice one Edwards.

Using his body to shield McCourty…

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by trOOly on Jan 16, 2011 4:58 PM CST reply actions  

Too bad the Pats get the ball after the half.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 4:59 PM CST reply actions  

Hey how did the Colts return coverage team get in the game?

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 5:00 PM CST reply actions  

One playoff game wasn't enough for them.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I think that it is kinda' like the Texans "efense"...

They reach such a level of suck that one team cannot contain their suckitude and it becomes similar to the dark side of the force… It’s just there to be accessed by any team at any time.

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 5:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Whew.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:00 PM CST reply actions  

Okay, that was impressive.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 5:01 PM CST reply actions  

Without a doubt.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice pressure up the middle.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:01 PM CST reply actions  

WOO personal foul coming!

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 5:01 PM CST reply actions  

HAHA!!!!!!!

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:01 PM CST reply actions  

Wait

Brady is like 9/16 for 96 yards and a pick? God, I wish Manning could play like that. it’s almost as if there’s more to football than just one fucking player.

by SpazMo on Jan 16, 2011 5:02 PM CST reply actions  

I missed your sarcasm.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:02 PM CST up reply actions  

two fucking weeks of mindless sheep mindlessly piling on Manning

but because Roethlisberger has a defense, he can play like shit, and no one mentions it. Brady can play like shit, no one mentions it.

PEYTON PLAYS WELL, but his defense, special teams, and coaches let him down, and he’s burned in effigy? I don’t care if people want to trash him, BUT BE FUCKING INTELLIGENT.

by SpazMo on Jan 16, 2011 5:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Completely agree with you.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:06 PM CST up reply actions  

@Brady is like 9/16 for 96 yards and a pick? God, I wish Manning could play like that. it’s almost as if there’s more to football than just one fucking player.

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 5:03 PM CST up reply actions  

sarcasm font fail

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"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
"Not to completely equate marriage to fandom, but both rely on suspended insanity a bit..." - beefy

by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 5:04 PM CST up reply actions  

You need an @ at the end too.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Brady is like 9/16 for 96 yards and a pick? God, I wish Manning could play like that. it’s almost as if there’s more to football than just one fucking player.

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"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
"Not to completely equate marriage to fandom, but both rely on suspended insanity a bit..." - beefy

by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 5:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Thx...

I forgot the 82 character limit…

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"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
"Not to completely equate marriage to fandom, but both rely on suspended insanity a bit..." - beefy

by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 5:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Mankins

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 5:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't know. I don't follow the Pats very much.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 5:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Mankins is the good one

Light’s the sucky one

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 16, 2011 5:04 PM CST up reply actions  

and both are who the Patriots wanna lowball on paying...

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 5:05 PM CST up reply actions  

At least

the refs are playing for the Jets so far.

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by trOOly on Jan 16, 2011 5:02 PM CST reply actions  

Refs look fine to me so far.

That personal foul was deserved.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:03 PM CST up reply actions  

That first one is every game though.

And I think the PI against the Pats was pretty clear.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah but

so was the PI against Revis. Also the refs have consistently been giving the Pats bad ball spots all game long. I really don’t want to have to defend the Pats, but I hate bad officiating.

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 16, 2011 5:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Agreed

Jets getting all the calls

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 16, 2011 5:03 PM CST up reply actions  

That's a change of pace.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 5:04 PM CST up reply actions  

funny...

I expected to hear some boo birds there.

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 5:02 PM CST reply actions  

And you got it.

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:03 PM CST up reply actions  

i didn't hear any... but the volume is low.

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 5:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I clearly heard some.

Not many, but they were there.

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:05 PM CST up reply actions  

now I am sad. I live for pats fans booing their team.

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 5:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Do you have DVR?

Just rewind it and turn the volume up.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:06 PM CST up reply actions  

This keeps up, you'll get your wish.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 5:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Woo halftime

Time to go buy more beer!

by cubic on Jan 16, 2011 5:03 PM CST reply actions  

/cries, and curses blue laws

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 5:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Like the 2007 SB,

this game could restore my faith in humanity.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:07 PM CST reply actions  

I would like a moment of silence

For the English language.

Thank you.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 5:11 PM CST up reply actions  

...

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 5:12 PM CST up reply actions  

/bowed head

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 5:19 PM CST up reply actions  

what'd I miss during my nap?

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 16, 2011 5:12 PM CST reply actions  

oh shit

Jets kicking ass?!?

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by shake n bake on Jan 16, 2011 5:13 PM CST up reply actions  

WEEEE!!!!!!

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 5:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Go back to sleep now.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Jets domination and Brady sacks!

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Also,

a failed wildcat play by the Jets and a failed fake punt by the Pats.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Public Service Announcement

Inflatable dolls are NOT to be used as flotation devices

The more you know…

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 5:13 PM CST reply actions  

Shoulda' let them drown...

…Instant boost to the IQ of the gene pool.

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 5:21 PM CST up reply actions  

eh, they were young....

as someone who did tons of dumb shit at that age, lets give them a second chance. :D

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

ok...

But everybody KNOWS that riding inflatable sex toys REQUIRES the presence of a backup inflatable partner in case of mishap… I’m just sayin’…

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 5:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Inflatable threesome?

How would that work?

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 5:24 PM CST up reply actions  

sandwich

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 5:26 PM CST up reply actions  

STUFF!

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:15 PM CST reply actions  

Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Feet!!!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 5:18 PM CST reply actions  

Computer says NO!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 5:19 PM CST reply actions  

Too close.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:20 PM CST reply actions  

can the ball keep bouncing the right way?

/see what i did there?

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 5:20 PM CST up reply actions  

What the heck?

What kind of 3rd and 5 play call was that?

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:21 PM CST reply actions  

I hated those play calls too.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:29 PM CST up reply actions  

they have a lead

I’d remove all chances of Sanchez ruining it, too.

by SpazMo on Jan 16, 2011 5:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Point taken.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:30 PM CST up reply actions  

and so well designed and executed!!!

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 5:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Sometimes.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:30 PM CST up reply actions  

After intense scrutiny between the first and second halves,

The New England Patriots have announced they’re switching out quarterbacks.

“Well, the new QB looks like Brady, so we think we won’t see any kind of drop off in play. We just need a spark on offense,” said head coach Bill Belichick.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 5:22 PM CST reply actions  

funny...

with that hair, she could be a linebacker for the packers also… too…

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 5:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Man she was hot...

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 5:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I can hear it too.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:23 PM CST up reply actions  

well since they always cover the pats games...

they have become attached over the years. Like Aikman/Buck with the Cowbabies

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 5:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not cheering for the Pats

but I’d have sex with Bridgette Moynahan

by SpazMo on Jan 16, 2011 5:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I still think someone should monkeystomp Tom Brady's brains out

And send them back to his mother for letting her get away.

/drool

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 5:24 PM CST up reply actions  

She really is.

Giselle doesn’t even know how to speak Portuguese anymore.

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by trOOly on Jan 16, 2011 5:33 PM CST up reply actions  

beer is always good...

unless it has been left out in the sun. then the perpetrator of that horrible crime should be shot.

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 5:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Trial or no trial?

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 5:26 PM CST up reply actions  

So ordered.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 5:27 PM CST up reply actions  

no trial...

cause holding one would only waste time.

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 5:27 PM CST up reply actions  

wow Shonn Greene got to the edge fast

we could have had him instead of Donald Brown.

Just sayin’

by SpazMo on Jan 16, 2011 5:23 PM CST reply actions  

/Shake haz a sad

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Greene's hands suck

he’s not a fit for Indy

/that’s y a haz a sad

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by shake n bake on Jan 16, 2011 5:25 PM CST up reply actions  

his hands

are better than Brown’s pass blocking

by SpazMo on Jan 16, 2011 5:26 PM CST up reply actions  

MARVEL SUCKS!!!

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 5:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Bad choice, Sanchez.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:24 PM CST reply actions  

Is it too late for some halftime entertainment? http://youtu.be/0EU1O-hGxgg

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by shake n bake on Jan 16, 2011 5:25 PM CST reply actions  

OH LOOK they got the only remaining North American employee of IBM to do a commercial... how cute!

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 5:25 PM CST reply actions  

And then crash the car?

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:29 PM CST up reply actions  

into a lake...

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 5:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Go ahead.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:32 PM CST up reply actions  

/deep exhale

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:30 PM CST reply actions  

uh

he didn’t get by him, Simms/Nantz. He was step for step with him AND he had safety help. What the fizzle fuck.

by SpazMo on Jan 16, 2011 5:31 PM CST reply actions  

Very good coverage.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:32 PM CST up reply actions  

It took me a while to figure it out

but I’ve decided to root for total fail on NE fault. Two years in a row would be sweet

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by nolander on Jan 16, 2011 5:31 PM CST reply actions  

Would be so

delicious, especially after being so heavily favored at home.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:33 PM CST up reply actions  

What is this thing that the NYJ keep doing where their players are tackling the quarterback behind the line of scrimmage?

Is that legal?

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 5:32 PM CST reply actions  

It seems very disruptive and rude.

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 5:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I think it's called a sack.

And according to my research, it’s LEGAL!

Except for Peyton Manning and usually Tom Brady.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 5:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Really? Huh... I think the Texans should try some of that stuff next year... Couldn't hurt!

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 5:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Mostly for Tom Brady

cause his hair is angelical.

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by trOOly on Jan 16, 2011 5:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Thought the Jets had it briefly.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:32 PM CST reply actions  

Weee!

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 5:32 PM CST reply actions  

Wow, refs gave the Pats the ball.

I'm stunned.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 5:32 PM CST reply actions  

it was the SB routine

don’t even bother seeing the ball, just peel a few guys off and then point in whatever direction you feel like.

by SpazMo on Jan 16, 2011 5:34 PM CST up reply actions  

lol...

“look where Tom Brady is… On. The. Ground”

Quote of the game by Simms there.

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 5:33 PM CST reply actions  

I hate him a little less now.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh NO, Cassie don't go over to the dark side!!!

Phil Simms = douchebag squared
Don’t let his one “blind pig / acorn” moment fool you….

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 5:36 PM CST up reply actions  

"Clark, he's got some Mississippi leg-hound in him... It's best to just let him finish."

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 5:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Simms on top of Brady

Nantz underneath him.

zRoethlis-burger’d

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 5:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Uh,

please don’t touch that.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:33 PM CST reply actions  

why do they stick their hand out like that

Holmes did it too. Are they just that fucking stupid?

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by shake n bake on Jan 16, 2011 5:34 PM CST up reply actions  

the fast ones are always dumb

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 16, 2011 5:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Probably.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Brady not getting much time to exercise his arm.

Are you implying his pre-game routine is masturbating?

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by trOOly on Jan 16, 2011 5:34 PM CST reply actions  

LOL.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Cromartie looks like Trindon Holliday on punt returns.

He got bailed out earlier by the one that rolled into the end-zone, but he needs to man up and fair-catch one of these.

by Nashmeister on Jan 16, 2011 5:34 PM CST reply actions  

Catchin this game for the first time and how the hell does the Patriots only have 3 points??

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by Antho10000 on Jan 16, 2011 5:35 PM CST reply actions  

Brady getting punked by the Jets D

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by shake n bake on Jan 16, 2011 5:41 PM CST up reply actions  

12/20, 115 yards, 0TD, 1INT

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by shake n bake on Jan 16, 2011 5:42 PM CST up reply actions  

BEST. QB. EVAR!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 5:43 PM CST up reply actions  

CLUTCH!

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow thats bad

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by Antho10000 on Jan 16, 2011 5:44 PM CST up reply actions  

way to go out on a limb there, Simms

you knew the Pats DT and MLB were involved in a tackle on a running play? WOW, You’re so good!

by SpazMo on Jan 16, 2011 5:37 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah!

LT is awesome!

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by trOOly on Jan 16, 2011 5:37 PM CST reply actions  

would have been better off just running 3 times once they got to the plus side of the 50

kill 2 minutes and punt them deep. Rex Ryan needs to call Jim Tressel for advice on how to play scared

by SpazMo on Jan 16, 2011 5:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll give him that one

He was hit as he made the throw. Even though there was a guy free on the 1st down line.

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by trOOly on Jan 16, 2011 5:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Pretty much.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:43 PM CST up reply actions  

anything shadier in sports than the

marking of an out of bounds punt?

I’ll just hold my hand up and walk till I’m tired.

by SpazMo on Jan 16, 2011 5:39 PM CST reply actions  

The BCS?

The NCAA suspending 5 players for improper benefits and allowing them to play in the Sugar Bowl?

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 5:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Hard to find a method to it.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm waiting for a Marshawn Lynch/Shonn Greene-esque

run to give this game it’s crowning moment of awesome.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:42 PM CST reply actions  

They're near the 4th quarter.

That’s when they cast Beast Mode.

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by trOOly on Jan 16, 2011 5:43 PM CST up reply actions  

/can't wait

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:44 PM CST up reply actions  

A Tyree catch would work too.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:44 PM CST up reply actions  

18to88
Up to the minute: Brady 84.5 Manning 88.4 RT @bnickelsun: @18to88 Can you post Manning’s playoff rating and Brady’s rating? Thanks!

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 16, 2011 5:43 PM CST reply actions  

So far...

If the Jets defense doesn’t assplode too.

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by trOOly on Jan 16, 2011 5:44 PM CST up reply actions  

hmmm, maybe more than we want to know about Pat's personal life/tastes
Pat1McAfee
"@hollyellis802: This girl Im hanging out with says that @Pat1McAfee hit on her at a bar but she’s fugly.I call shenanigans."~Nobody’s fugly

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 16, 2011 5:44 PM CST reply actions  

And just for the record,

yes, some people are fugly

Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.

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by Autra on Jan 16, 2011 5:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Okay

Simms is a douche bag. You’re always supposed to throw where the Blitz is coming from. But because Sir Brady did it, Simms changes his tune.

And here comes a TD, and the game is going turn. Because Brady is clutch.

Did you see how Brady turned that 3 yard pass into a 14 yard gain on 3rd and 8?

by SpazMo on Jan 16, 2011 5:44 PM CST reply actions  

wowww

you can hear the excitement in their voices…

“And the Patriots offense is coming back to life!”

by SpazMo on Jan 16, 2011 5:44 PM CST up reply actions  

"Simms is a douche bag."

water/wet
fire/hot
Texan’s ‘efense/awful
Fivehead’s… fivehead/billboard-like

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 5:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Ew.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:45 PM CST reply actions  

Yea

Woodhead was going to make a play on that. Wish they’d fix IG rules

by SpazMo on Jan 16, 2011 5:46 PM CST reply actions  

No intentional grounding.

Bullshit!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 5:46 PM CST reply actions  

TACKLE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:46 PM CST reply actions  

Wait.

You can avoid intentional grounding throwing to somebody who can’t catch? What the fuck NFL?

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by trOOly on Jan 16, 2011 5:47 PM CST reply actions  

I think as long as he’s an eligible receiver.

by cubic on Jan 16, 2011 5:47 PM CST up reply actions  

you just have to throw it near an eligible receiver

in theory the guy could have just had his arms cut off and if it landed close to him it wouldn’t be grounding.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 16, 2011 5:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Um...Branch?

Why the hell couldn’t you do this when you were playing in Seattle?!

Never mind that, how come you can stay fuckin’ healthy outside of Seattle?!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 5:47 PM CST reply actions  

He likes Brady's hair

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by Antho10000 on Jan 16, 2011 5:48 PM CST up reply actions  

...and we aren't talking about the head on his shoulders.

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 5:48 PM CST up reply actions  

If the Jets blow this game,

I’ll probably go on a killing spree.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:48 PM CST reply actions  

/takes notes

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Diem, Eugene Wilson, Tom Brady.

Whatever that thing is on Tom Brady’s head.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 5:51 PM CST up reply actions  

please use a knife or an axe...

I can’t take much more gun-control whining…

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 5:51 PM CST up reply actions  

poison is also always a FINE option

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 5:52 PM CST up reply actions  

are you kidding me???

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 5:49 PM CST reply actions  

Sloppy 2nds

Shake1n1bake
Crumpler is quite the weapon in the redzone. It would take a DB a good minute to run around to the other side of him.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 16, 2011 5:49 PM CST reply actions  

Does nobody know how to tackle anymore?!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 5:50 PM CST reply actions  

10 years in the pocket.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:51 PM CST reply actions  

TD Pats!

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 16, 2011 5:51 PM CST reply actions  

How can you misfire that much

on a 3rd down pass?

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:51 PM CST reply actions  

Jets had a few opportunites

earlier to get 3 scores ahead and blew them.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:52 PM CST reply actions  

btw

Welker should never get helmet to helmet calls in his favour. He basically squats into them.

by SpazMo on Jan 16, 2011 5:52 PM CST reply actions  

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooo.......................

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:52 PM CST reply actions  

And 2!

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by TexansDC on Jan 16, 2011 5:52 PM CST reply actions  

Make them stop!!!!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 5:52 PM CST reply actions  

The Jets need a TD on this drive.

Desperately.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:53 PM CST reply actions  

They sure were worried about Brady throwing it... nice fake

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by DilloTex on Jan 16, 2011 5:53 PM CST reply actions  

COTCHERY!

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:58 PM CST reply actions  

Everyday thing, apparently.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I wish Gus was calling this.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:59 PM CST up reply actions  

He did a good job with the Purdue game

Like usual.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 6:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Of course.

How did that game go, BTW?

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:01 PM CST up reply actions  

anyone but these two

they can’t even bother faking impartiality

by SpazMo on Jan 16, 2011 6:01 PM CST up reply actions  

It's sickening.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:02 PM CST up reply actions  

WOOOOO!

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 5:58 PM CST reply actions  

Beautiful.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:58 PM CST reply actions  

COTCHERY YES!

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 5:58 PM CST reply actions  

RB? Meet wall.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 5:58 PM CST reply actions  

can haz jest touchdown?

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 5:59 PM CST reply actions  

YOU CAN HAZ!

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:00 PM CST up reply actions  

TOUCHDOWN JETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:00 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah, Chung is the most versatile player on the team.

Except for fake punting situations.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 6:00 PM CST reply actions  

What a catch!

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 6:00 PM CST reply actions  

Praise Durga and pass the mashed potatoes!

TD Feet!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 6:00 PM CST reply actions  

I love that idiot holding a sign that said BRADY’S CORNER

by cubic on Jan 16, 2011 6:00 PM CST reply actions  

Thank you so much for that, Jets.

That drive turned the game around again.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:01 PM CST reply actions  

uh

Did you forget Brady still has 12 minutes to WIN IT!!!!!

by SpazMo on Jan 16, 2011 6:02 PM CST up reply actions  

True,

but a 3-and-out would have pretty much sealed the game for the Pats.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:02 PM CST up reply actions  

i know

i’m just playing the role of CBS executive

by SpazMo on Jan 16, 2011 6:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Got it.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:04 PM CST up reply actions  

First Media Rule of Quarterbacking:

Clutch time is only defined as a time when you aren’t fucking up!

example: You can suck for the first 45 minutes of the game, but as long as your defense keeps you close, you’re clutch if you can 2-yard pass your way to victory.

by SpazMo on Jan 16, 2011 6:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep - not disputing

How is that different from being a game manager though?

by Gwen on Jan 16, 2011 6:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know

i can’t get by Media Rule Number One

by SpazMo on Jan 16, 2011 6:06 PM CST up reply actions  

That catch by Holmes was just ok lol

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 6:01 PM CST reply actions  

Wrong colored jerseys.

Just a meh catch.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 6:05 PM CST up reply actions  

If this was Manning

They would be blaming him for that TD. 100% chance they still fellate Brady after this game.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 6:01 PM CST reply actions  

Of course

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 6:04 PM CST up reply actions  

How did the JEts not recover that?

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:01 PM CST reply actions  

Bribery.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 6:05 PM CST up reply actions  

come on, some more brady sacks please!

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 6:04 PM CST reply actions  

Would be a nice dessert after

feasting on the 1st half.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:04 PM CST up reply actions  

COVER HIM!

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:04 PM CST reply actions  

god

they get every fucking fumble

by SpazMo on Jan 16, 2011 6:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Ball went between that guy's legs.

/bangs head against nearby desk

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Jets are going to blow this

No doubt in my mind.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 6:05 PM CST reply actions  

Not sure of it yet.

Looks like it can go either way to me.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Jets screwed themselves there

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 6:05 PM CST reply actions  

He doesn't overthrow ever.

But he has been known to intentionally ground underthrow on occasion.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 6:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Accidental bumping =/= DPI

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:07 PM CST reply actions  

it's actually been called OPI

against the Colts before, so whatever

by SpazMo on Jan 16, 2011 6:08 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:09 PM CST up reply actions  

NOM NOM NOM!

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:08 PM CST reply actions  

Argh!

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:09 PM CST reply actions  

Penalty...against the Patsies?

Unpossible!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 6:11 PM CST reply actions  

Man, if I was just trying to listen to this game

I’d never know what’s going on.

“and brady is looking< AHS A MAN DEEP!!!!!! soft as possible and he goes down”

by SpazMo on Jan 16, 2011 6:13 PM CST reply actions  

Only 5:40 left.

Long drive.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:13 PM CST reply actions  

Wow.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:13 PM CST reply actions  

o/~ I see Brady runnin' 'round like a scared little girl, I'm like o/~

o/~ F**k You! Ooo ooo ooo! o/~

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 6:13 PM CST reply actions  

Rough spot

Graham is shaky from 52, but that’s a long way to go for it

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 6:13 PM CST reply actions  

Revis is hurt?

Uh-oh.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:14 PM CST reply actions  

ah fuck

Revis out for 4th and 13?

by SpazMo on Jan 16, 2011 6:14 PM CST reply actions  

Not good for the Jets

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 6:14 PM CST reply actions  

No Revis?

Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 6:14 PM CST reply actions  

Pats shouldn't go for it

unless their kicker isn’t physically able to make it from 50+

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:14 PM CST reply actions  

It's Shayne Graham

I wouldn’t trust him from 40+

He was putrid with the Bengals/Ravens whoever last year

by SpazMo on Jan 16, 2011 6:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Dear Tom Brady and the Patsies.

Kindly go fuck thyselves with a sword. And not with a little bitch sword; but a big fuckin’ sword like Excalibur or some shit.

Yours,

Sir Lancelot du Lac and the New York Jets

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 6:15 PM CST reply actions  

I like your letters.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I do try to amuse y'all.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 6:20 PM CST up reply actions  

HE MISSED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:16 PM CST reply actions  

Bets:

when Reggie Wayne, Garcon, Tamme, White, etc… are dropping the ball at a league-leading pace, it’s Manning’s fault.

Tonight, all we’ll read/hear about is how Branch dropped the obvious game-winning first down pass while down by 10 in the fourth quarter with 5 minutes to go, that cost Brady his 4th ring.

by SpazMo on Jan 16, 2011 6:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Nobody is going to take you up on that.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:18 PM CST up reply actions  

He should have.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:18 PM CST up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYzOQFpGPYE&ob=av3nm

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:17 PM CST reply actions  

GO JETS

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 6:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck the Steelers

Fuck that damn Rapist.

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 6:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Truth

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 6:20 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm a huge Jets fan next week again!

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Won't matter.

Steelers defense will go Big Ben on Sanchez.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 16, 2011 6:19 PM CST up reply actions  

The Steelers' offense sucks though.

It could be a 10-7 game.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:20 PM CST up reply actions  

And the Steelers will still win.....

Durga, why have you forsaken me? The Jets suck…..the Steelers suck…..the game will suck……and the Steelers are gonna win their 9th AFC Championship.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 16, 2011 6:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm this close to forsaking Durga and sending prayers to Shiva

Hindu god of destruction.

If we can’t have victory, then by Shiva, we shall see the Stealers’ destruction!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 6:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Shiva eh?

Hmmm, destruction sounds nice.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 16, 2011 6:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Only until Durga gets her shit together and starts delivering the

Freakin’ Ws for us.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 6:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow, the Jets might actually do this

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 6:17 PM CST reply actions  

They will as long as they don't do anything stupid.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Stupid Wright State fans

Thinking they go to a college.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 6:18 PM CST reply actions  

As opposed to a post office?

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 6:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Watching this over the Butler game right now.

Worth it.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm flipping back and forth

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Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 6:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't have it on TV, sadly.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:25 PM CST up reply actions  

No WNDY?

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Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 6:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Not at Purdue.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:26 PM CST up reply actions  

It's time for the Crowning Moment of Awesome.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:20 PM CST reply actions  

GET THE COLTS RETURN TEAM OUT OF THE GAME!

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 6:20 PM CST reply actions  

Game's not over yet

Patriots can still pull this off.

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Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 6:20 PM CST reply actions  

Wouldn't bet on it.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 6:21 PM CST up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PaHcZUHI00&feature=related

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Wilfork is a fat sonofabitch

and should have been flagged. How do these refs this weekend not SEE THE GRAVITATIONALLY ENHANCED PLAYERS and NOT THROW THE FLAG FOR PERSONAL FOULS??!!

by Gwen on Jan 16, 2011 6:20 PM CST reply actions  

I expect a royalty check for "gravitationally enhanced."

In the mail very soon.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 6:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Not really.

If you want to send cash, that’d be fine too.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 6:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Is Revis back in?

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:20 PM CST reply actions  

I like how Nantz is subtly hinting that Jets are faking injuries to slow down Pats...

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 6:22 PM CST reply actions  

Subtly needs to be in sarcasm font.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I am so excited...

just look at these nipples!

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 6:22 PM CST reply actions  

You should be

You’re in line to hear about how Big Ben and Mark Sanchez are great playoff QBs and don’t choke.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 16, 2011 6:23 PM CST up reply actions  

eh, i will distract myself by watching Peighton's commercials on youtube. :)

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 6:24 PM CST up reply actions  

NO!

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:23 PM CST reply actions  

Make the Pats take a long time.

Nothing easy.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:24 PM CST reply actions  

Theres just no time

I must not fear .Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain

by nolander on Jan 16, 2011 6:24 PM CST reply actions  

YES!

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:24 PM CST reply actions  

Patriots will win this one

I know it.

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 6:25 PM CST reply actions  

Don't be so sure.

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:26 PM CST up reply actions  

My dad apparently hates the Jets more than the Steelers

and wants the Steelers to win next week. He’s weird.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:25 PM CST reply actions  

Tick-tick.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:26 PM CST reply actions  

Underthrown

Is throwing to the feet of the receiver ‘throwing the ball away’ Phil? I never knew that.

by Gwen on Jan 16, 2011 6:27 PM CST reply actions  

sometimes it is in fact the case

I must not fear .Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain

by nolander on Jan 16, 2011 6:28 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not saying thats not the case

but only a Sith speaks in absolutes

I must not fear .Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain

by nolander on Jan 16, 2011 6:29 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

rec for the reference

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 6:30 PM CST up reply actions  

sure

I must not fear .Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain

by nolander on Jan 16, 2011 6:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Bull.

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:28 PM CST reply actions  

guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuys

I’m Tom Brady. Catch the baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

I must not fear .Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain

by nolander on Jan 16, 2011 6:28 PM CST reply actions  

Would have missed the FG.

That’s what happens when you rush.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:29 PM CST reply actions  

DAM!

if only that was in time.

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 6:29 PM CST reply actions  

LACES OUT, DAN!!!!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 6:29 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

REC!

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 6:31 PM CST up reply actions  

YESYESYESYESYESYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:32 PM CST reply actions  

At least the worst-case scenario

right now is overtime.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:32 PM CST reply actions  

I would do the onside kick.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:32 PM CST reply actions  

Very much so.

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Andrew Smith is so damn good

Also I’m very nercous right now!

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 6:33 PM CST reply actions  

nervous*

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 6:33 PM CST up reply actions  

And there's a flag...

Here comes the ref.

“Since it looks like they could use the help, and we’re under orders from Reichskommissar Goodell to do everything we can to help the Pats, the previous field goal will count as a touchdown with a two point conversion!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 6:33 PM CST reply actions  

YES!!!!

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 6:33 PM CST reply actions  

YEA YEA YEA YEA YEA!!!

wow e wow wow wow

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 6:33 PM CST reply actions  

Well, that was exciting.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 6:33 PM CST reply actions  

that was stupid

two timeouts, and you pull that shit?

I must not fear .Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain

by nolander on Jan 16, 2011 6:33 PM CST reply actions  

If Cro scored,

that would have been the Crowning Moment of Awesome I was looking for.

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:34 PM CST reply actions  

Force them to use the timeouts

And burn time

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 6:35 PM CST up reply actions  

If you fumble in this situation, you deserve to lose

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 6:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Why risk a miss?

You have Folk. Kill as much clock as possible.

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Two score game

and there’s hardly any time left. But it’s a moot point since the Jets scored.

by cubic on Jan 16, 2011 6:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate New York, New Jersey, that entire fanbase...

that entire team….their fat fuck of a head coach……..and damn how that’s a playoff ruiner. The Steelers looking likely for another goddamned Super Bowl.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 16, 2011 6:35 PM CST reply actions  

Dear Shiva,

Please send a meteor or some kind of biohazard to Jerrah-world for the Super Bowl, so there can be no winner this year. All of the teams remaining in this year’s playoffs suck or are simply evil.

KTHXBAI!

Yours,

UT

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 6:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Packers don't and aren't.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:38 PM CST up reply actions  

TD Jets!

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 6:35 PM CST reply actions  

lol...

here comes a penalty for going to the ground in the endzone

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 6:36 PM CST reply actions  

Who cares at this point?

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:36 PM CST up reply actions  

just unclassy...

heh

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 6:37 PM CST up reply actions  

He deserves it.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:39 PM CST up reply actions  

GAME!

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 6:36 PM CST reply actions  

Fuck you Rex Ryan.

COAH

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 16, 2011 6:36 PM CST reply actions  

COAH?

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 6:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Ahh...

If anyone would, he strikes me as the most likely candidate.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 6:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I hope he does

That way I don’t have to hear about him anymore.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 16, 2011 6:39 PM CST up reply actions  

at least we played better than the Pats. :)

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 6:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I had just thought of that.

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:39 PM CST up reply actions  

You know,

if there could be a bright side to the Colts losing………this is it.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:37 PM CST reply actions  

THIS

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 6:38 PM CST up reply actions  

All the resentment and sadness from last week evaporated.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I could listen to the Zelda or Mario theme songs for at least an hour straight and never get sick of them.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:39 PM CST up reply actions  

still hurts, but this brings so much joy.

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 6:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Tom Brady

Owner of the most clutch 3 playoff game losing streak ever

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 6:38 PM CST reply actions  

he only wins at home...

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 6:39 PM CST up reply actions  

THIS

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 6:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Completely agree.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:41 PM CST up reply actions  

My thoughts exactly

My facebook status is currently “rooting for the meteor!”

by cubic on Jan 16, 2011 6:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Do you read KSK?

The Steelers hate post has permanently angried up my blood. Passive dislike has turned to blazing hate.

by cubic on Jan 16, 2011 6:43 PM CST up reply actions  

my god

get off brady’s cock, he failed

by DrMustache on Jan 16, 2011 6:40 PM CST reply actions  

Cass is totally adopted.

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 6:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Probably.

I told you that my older brother and I are very different.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:42 PM CST up reply actions  

What a weird stat.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:41 PM CST reply actions  

Not even remotely.

For one thing, he’s actually healthy. For another he’s actually contributing to the offense.

I don’t remember seeing either of these things happening.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 6:43 PM CST up reply actions  

you are about to miss the greatest Pats loss since the Giants super bowl.

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 4:28 PM EST up reply actions

you may serve me my crow now MH, well done please

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 16, 2011 6:41 PM CST reply actions  

:D

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 6:42 PM CST up reply actions  

although they have tvs at the gym so i got to watch it!

before this game i thought for sure i’d be pulling for the Pats, but when i saw tom brady’s face, i just couldn’t do it

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by danorocks17 on Jan 16, 2011 6:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Save a helping for me.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:43 PM CST up reply actions  

welker dropped a pass? unpossible...

and i hate garbage time tds.

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 6:42 PM CST reply actions  

He lead the league in drops

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 6:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Won't happen, Nantz.

Stop hoping.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:43 PM CST reply actions  

Crap.

I looked away during the onside kick.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:44 PM CST reply actions  

And that's the ballgame.

Say good night Gracie Brady.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 6:45 PM CST reply actions  

...

We get The Two-Time Super Bowl Champion Raper vs the AFC Title Game Poster Boy……

Can the lockout start now?

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by TexansDC on Jan 16, 2011 6:45 PM CST reply actions  

WOOOO!!!!

I even called this in my picks.

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 6:45 PM CST reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:45 PM CST reply actions  

#1 seed, gone and done.

Bet Brady skips the probowl.

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 6:46 PM CST up reply actions  

You couldn't fathom how much

I despise Brady and the Pats. It’s on par with the Texans fans’ hatred of the Titans.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:47 PM CST up reply actions  

It has to be on par with my hatred for the Cowboys...

I don’t really care about the Titans, to be honest.

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by TexansDC on Jan 16, 2011 6:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Sorry.

Go with that one then. I really, really, really hate them.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:53 PM CST up reply actions  

hate runs deep...

it’s like watching the Titans lose.

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 6:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Well,

it wasn’t my perfect weekend, but it was better than I could hope for.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:46 PM CST reply actions  

I wonder if Bill Simmons is crying in his milk.

I hope so. (even though I admit liking to read his stuff that isn’t Boston related)

by Gwen on Jan 16, 2011 6:46 PM CST reply actions  

Hey, mainstream media!

If Peyton Manning is somehow a “choker” for the Colts losing last week, by your twisted logic, I guess Brady “choked” too. Of course, neither choked, but I’m sure we’ll still hear how Manning sucks and Brady is god.

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 6:47 PM CST reply actions  

Wow.

I just realized something. The Jets, in 1 playoff run, are facing each of the AFC’s “Big 3” in the Colts, Pats, and Steelers. Murderer’s row for them.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:48 PM CST reply actions  

I feel bad for Pats Pulpit though...

they are going to get trolled harder than the Ravens blog.

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 6:48 PM CST reply actions  

me too

they are good people (pats pulpit)

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by danorocks17 on Jan 16, 2011 6:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't hate Patriots fans

Or really even the Patriots that much. I just dislike the constant ballwashing double standard with Brady.

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 6:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Go Jets

Fuck the Rapists.

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 6:49 PM CST reply actions  

Suck it Brady!

Suck it Pats! One and done, again!

1970 - 1984 - 2010

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by trOOly on Jan 16, 2011 6:50 PM CST reply actions  

Jets v. Packers
Jets v. Bears
Steelers v. Packers
Steelers v. Bears

Best match-up is pretty clear….them’s my rooting interests I guess.

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by TexansDC on Jan 16, 2011 6:50 PM CST reply actions  

How I want it by ranking

1, Packers over Jets
2, Bears over Jets
3, Jets over Packers
4, Jets over Bears
5, Packers over Steelers
6, Bears over Steelers
7, Steelers over Packers
8, Steelers over Bears

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 6:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Packers-Steelers easily the best match-up

Jets-Bears makes me cringe.

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by TexansDC on Jan 16, 2011 6:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I just don't want the Steelers there

Fuck Ben Roethlisberger.

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 6:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Neither do I....nor do I want the Jets there heh

but from a match-up perspective…..Steelers-Packers would probably be the best game….then Jets-Packers…..and then Steelers-Bears……and Jets-Bears.

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by TexansDC on Jan 16, 2011 6:58 PM CST up reply actions  

True

NFL offices would slobber over a PIT/GB final.

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 6:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Then again, any of those work for ratings

Steelers and Packers have the “classic” feel of two long-standing franchises, Bears/Jets have the massive markets.

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 7:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Jets are the only one that would be interesting to non-football fans though

Maybe Aaron Rodgers, but the Bears don’t have a nice face of the franchise and Ben Roethlisberger rapes women.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 7:02 PM CST up reply actions  

The non-football fans have the commercials!

They’re better than the game! Remember?!?!?!?!?! That and the very talented Black Eyed Peas!!!

/people are dumb

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 7:04 PM CST up reply actions  

"/people are dumb"

(Slow clap)

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 16, 2011 7:12 PM CST up reply actions  

He would like that.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Completely agree.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:58 PM CST up reply actions  

"There wasn't no urgency there"

You haz good English, Dan Marino. LACES OUT!

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 6:51 PM CST reply actions  

The laces were in!

THEY WERE IN!!!!!

/gunshot

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 6:52 PM CST up reply actions  

heh..

pats board is complaining of jets faking injuries.

IRONY!

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 6:53 PM CST reply actions  

Well

If you count the Super Bowl against the Giants, the Patriots have lost their last 3 playoff games.

But Tom Brady is the clutchiest clutchy clutch clutch player ever, and Peyton Manning is a no talent choker.

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 6:54 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

Why do y'all hang on to Manning if he's so awful?

The Colts should totally cut him and his monster contract.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 6:55 PM CST up reply actions  

It's cause Bill Polian is the devil

Totally is ruining the team. Also hates kittens and orphans.

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 6:55 PM CST up reply actions  

/facepalm

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:59 PM CST up reply actions  

For crying out loud.

Hey, Jets players! This. Is. Not. Fucking. Soccer!

Cut it out!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 16, 2011 7:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Butler tied at the half, apparently.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 6:59 PM CST reply actions  

there is only one person on earth happier than I am

but still, I’m pretty damn happy.

Let’s get a fucking snack.

by SpazMo on Jan 16, 2011 7:06 PM CST reply actions  

i find it ironic that when Bart Scott "went down with an injury" the crowd booed

hypocritical much? that would be like us booing a team for catching our defense with too many men on the field with a quick snap

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 16, 2011 7:11 PM CST reply actions  

Ugh, Smith.

That was an obvious travel. Like really, really obvious.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 7:12 PM CST reply actions  

I'm getting annoyed.

The stream of the Butler game doesn’t show a game or shot clock.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 7:13 PM CST reply actions  

Matt Campbell for the 3!!!

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 7:13 PM CST reply actions  

Who?

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 7:18 PM CST up reply actions  

#54

Pete Campbell dressed up as Matt Howard.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 7:19 PM CST up reply actions  

If only.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 7:21 PM CST up reply actions  

We're so screwed

3 on Nored and Vanzant

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 7:14 PM CST reply actions  

Nored too?

Ugh.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 7:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Vanzant has 3 fouls?

/groan

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 7:15 PM CST reply actions  

Boooooooooooooooo........................

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 7:15 PM CST reply actions  

Howard with another 3 pointer.

Still looks weird.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 7:17 PM CST reply actions  

There's 15 minutes to play, announcer?

I had no idea because you DON’T SHOW THE GAME CLOCK!

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 7:18 PM CST reply actions  

Your feed sucks lol

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 7:18 PM CST up reply actions  

It's Wright State's guys, apparently,

so I shouldn’t be surprised.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 7:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Weeee!!!!

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 7:18 PM CST reply actions  

Cool.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 7:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Smith has 3 fouls

God damn it. GOD DAMN IT.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 7:21 PM CST reply actions  

Nored's 4th foul?

TOO MANY FOULS!

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 7:22 PM CST reply actions  

Hmmmmmmmmm...............
18to88 If the Jets had David Garrard as QB, they’d be unbeatable.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 7:24 PM CST reply actions  

Sanchez is pretty mediocre

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by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 7:28 PM CST up reply actions  

This is going to be a nailbiter.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 7:25 PM CST reply actions  

Most games @Wright State are

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 7:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Sadly.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 7:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Thank you, Vanzant.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 7:29 PM CST reply actions  

BTW,

the Colts defense looked better last week against the Jets with all those people out than the Pats D looked this week.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 7:32 PM CST reply actions  

Hey, CH.

If you could update me on the time left periodically, that would be great. These “announcers” are no help.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 7:34 PM CST reply actions  

Okay

8:47 now

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 7:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Many thanks.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 7:39 PM CST up reply actions  

These announcers are obsessed with dribble penetration

right now for some reason.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 7:39 PM CST reply actions  

Vanzant and Nored with 4 fouls each.

Ouch.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 7:40 PM CST reply actions  

Nice rebound.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 7:42 PM CST reply actions  

7 minutes left

55-53

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 7:43 PM CST reply actions  

Why would you shoot it from there?

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 7:44 PM CST reply actions  

Foul on Tabler

5:56 left…

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 7:45 PM CST reply actions  

YES!

3 shots for Mack!

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 7:46 PM CST reply actions  

Shit

Turnover. 3:36 left.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 7:48 PM CST reply actions  

Butler up by 4.......

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 7:48 PM CST reply actions  

Vanzant fouls out?

Crap.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 7:48 PM CST reply actions  

Vanzant fouls out

5:02 left

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 7:49 PM CST reply actions  

Feels like there should be less time than that.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 7:50 PM CST up reply actions  

WOW!

Great jumper by Hahn!

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 7:50 PM CST reply actions  

Hahn is always clutch at the Nutter Center

60-57, 4 minutes left

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 7:51 PM CST reply actions  

Great block by Howard!

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 7:52 PM CST reply actions  

Crap.

Low percentage layup try over 2 people.

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 7:54 PM CST reply actions  

2:47

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 7:54 PM CST reply actions  

Too nerve-racking.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 7:56 PM CST up reply actions  

That shot never had a chance.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 7:56 PM CST reply actions  

Great rebounding by Butler

from what I’ve seen.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 7:57 PM CST reply actions  

1:31 left

60-59

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 7:57 PM CST reply actions  

... and THAT is why they play the game.

WOOO! STILL HAPPY WOOOO!!!

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 7:58 PM CST reply actions  

Howard with the lay-up!

50 seconds left!

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 7:59 PM CST reply actions  

FUCK FUCK FUCK

And 1 opportunity. 63-62, free throw pending, 46.8 left.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 8:00 PM CST reply actions  

That might be the game.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 8:00 PM CST reply actions  

Game over

29.9 left, Wright State ball.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 8:00 PM CST reply actions  

espn_afcsouth RT @FO_BBarnwell Since 2005, Peyton Manning is 6-5 in the postseason. Tom Brady is 5-5. #postseasonwinsmeansquat

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 8:02 PM CST reply actions  

what are you trying to say?

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 16, 2011 8:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I read that in Squidward's voice.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 8:05 PM CST up reply actions  

And after the Spygate?

Do anyone know what’s his record?

1970 - 1984 - 2010

"Ignorant people are easier to control"

by trOOly on Jan 16, 2011 8:03 PM CST up reply actions  

2-3?

The two most corrupt entities in existence? The BCS and Google. Maybe we will have a real college football champion, and hopefully we will continue to have a free internet.

Proud Colts fan boycotting StampedeBlue.com since 7/17/2010

by MrNFL on Jan 16, 2011 8:47 PM CST up reply actions  

That was the cruelest 3 point try I've ever seen.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 8:06 PM CST reply actions  

Why are they storming the floor?

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 8:08 PM CST reply actions  

Dent in the wall from the remote

God fucking damn it.

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 8:10 PM CST reply actions  

Wright State is full of people who couldn't get into Dayton or Xavier

Bunch of morons.

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Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 8:11 PM CST reply actions  

I can't believe the Butler board is being trolled

Guys, we are a better school, are in a better city, and have a better team than you. We are superior.

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Don't be afraid to care

by Colts Homer on Jan 16, 2011 8:25 PM CST reply actions  

There is nothing like an AFC Championship Game

Between Teams of Cons and should-be cons.

I am hoping for the Meteor now.

I am totally optimistic about the Texans new season - at least until the first of the 4 or 2 (if any) preseason games

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 16, 2011 9:25 PM CST reply actions  

I'm hoping for a Jets win

due to a giant Big Ben mistake and then a loss to the Packers in the SB.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

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by Cassieper on Jan 16, 2011 10:16 PM CST up reply actions  

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