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2010 Review and 2011 Early Preview: Secondary

Time permitting, this will be the first installment in a new series.  Unfortunately, due to working 100 hour weeks again, I've only been able to formulate posts in my addled mind and not present them here.  I hope my work commitment eases off again soon, but for the immediate future, I'm not counting on it.  There's my big, giant disclaimer.

The point of this series is to review in independent, objective terms how our individual Texans performed over the past year and then point out places to improve.  Is there any better start than our "secondary"?  I thought not.  These will largely be based on ProFootballFocus' ratings, but I'm going to add some eyeball thoughts in as well.  Allow me to emphasize the independence of their rankings but also what our guts tell us.  When it comes to football, it's difficult to judge, for example, how a guard performs on every play: we don't know what they were supposed to do from the play-call.  There's the series' huge disclaimer.  Now that you feel all warm and fuzzy, are you ready to make sweet jump with me?  (Also, a thanks to Neil at PFF for giving me permission to use numbers as I am below.)

Star-divide

Quick Note: I've recommended PFF normalize stats as performance against their opponent.  Here's an example:  Let's say Donovan McNabb throws for 400 yards against the Texans, but then he also does so against the Baltimore Ravens.  McNabb would get more value for his performance against the Ravens than he would against the Texans because our secondary was just oh-so-bad and the Ravens' was the counter-opposite.  However, this is a microscopic quibble with PFF.  I truly value their independence and objectivity, something I know is difficult when I watch the Texans (see also: Zac Diles, Shaun Cody).  With all that said, let's get to the Texans.

Cornerbacks: Heading into the draft, would you have said the difference between Devin McCourty and Kareem Jackson was the equivalent of good and evil?  Probably not.  In fact, the Texans passed on McCourty to take Jackson.  Alas, they were pretty much counter-opposites in terms of performance.  On an overall basis, McCourty wound up ranked 9th at 11.6, Jackson was 97th (out of 100) at -12.8.  There was a nearly 20 point spread between their coverage ratings.  To help you visualize, the difference between the two is Christina Hendricks compared to William Howard Taft.

Brice McCain clocked in at 92 with an overall rating of -10.8  And remember: McCain didn't even dress for a couple of games down the stretch.  Jason Allen came in and did well, right?  Nope as he ranks in at 68 during his stint as a Texan.  In fact, Allen was better as a Dolphin last year (44th), and he was still cut.  Let that sink in for a moment.

Overall, and this shouldn't be a surprise, Glover Quin was our best CB last year ranking at 42 in Overall score, but his numbers are heavily skewed by The Rusty Smith Experience.

To emphasize the point:  Our CBs were super, extraordinarily, horribly, embarrassingly bad last year, Glover Quin somewhat excluded.  But here's another odd point about Quin: he ranked 3rd against the run as a CB.  He's an elite run-stopper, and I again argue he would make a better FS than CB.  I state emphatically that Glover Quin would be an elite FS in this league, and even at the risk of further weakening our truly crappy CB play, moving Quin to FS would be a tremendous move.  There are few better fundamental tacklers on the team than Quin.

When viewed from a purely developmental standpoint, one that says not one of our CBs has improved from their rookie season, I strongly believe our coaching is/was a bigger problem than our players.  There's absolutely no way in which McCourty is that much better than Jackson one year removed from college, and the overall lack of development is incredibly laughable.  David Gibbs and Ray Rhodes dug this team a hole with their utter and complete incompetence.  The development of our CBs, whether by improved technique or a better pass rush, is instrumental to any defensive success heading into 2011.

Strong Safety: When I predicted the regression of Bernard Pollard, mean ol' MDC made fun of me.  /sniff/  As I long argued throughout 2009, we were able to succeed because we were able to stuff the box with Pollard.  The moment he had to cover, we were screwed.  Pollard's numbers reflect this.  His 124.9 passer rating against is atrocious.  On an overall basis, Pollard ranked 70th out of 86 for all safeties.  The vast majority of his value is as a pass rusher, not in either stopping the run and especially not against the pass.  In fact, his negative rating against the run is a testament to his poor angles and, quite frankly, inability to finish tackles.  You have arms for a reason, Bernie.

No matter how you examine the situation, Pollard is a tremendous liability to the team when asked to do the "normal" things a SS is asked to do.  He was exposed all year as a fraud in coverage, and his 2009 looks increasingly like an outlier.

Free Safety: Truly, what can I say about Eugene Wilson I haven't already said?  The only way he doesn't hurt us is that he didn't commit a single penalty last year, so he's got that going for him, which is completely and utterly void in value (you mean, he didn't commit a negative???).  Out of 85 safeties, Wilson ranked 82nd, ahead of only Kareem Moore, Madieu Williams, and Don Carey.  The Stone Handed Zombie wasn't only Brice McCain bad, but he was even worse.

Troy Nolan was equally execrable, clocking in at 69 out of those 85 safeties in his limited time.  Almost the entirety of his value was wrapped up in the Oakland game with his pair of picks.  Aside from that, almost everything he did was a negative.

2011: If Eugene Wilson is in a Texans uniform, expect more of the same.  There's simply no two-ways about it.  He had no business being on the field in 2010, and if he takes a single snap in 2011, it'll be a testament to our complacency.  All things considered, our needs at FS outweigh those at CB as we at least have talent at CB.  Some talent.  Well, a little talent.  Troy Nolan is most definitely not the answer at FS, though a limited shot at SS may be warranted.

At least one, if not two CBs, are urgently necessary.  Moving Quin to FS alleviates the FS problem but increases the need at CB.  Building at CB through the draft is probably not practical unless there's an immediate upgrade available in the first round, a doubtful proposition.  Pollard needs to go unless we move him to OLB, which is not bloody likely.

Of the current personnel that comprises the Texans' secondary, only Quin, Jackson, and to a lesser extent, Allen (who at least picked off three passes) have earned shots at staying.  The remainder aren't even replacement level, though I would give McCain a chance to redeem himself for what he showed at the end of 2009 when he was only slightly below average.  Otherwise, if none of Wilson or Nolan or, yes, even Pollard appear on the Texans' 2011 roster, we will be in a better place.

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Goes to show that Molden is a genius. Stay hurt and make SOME money rather than expose yourself as an awful football player and lose your job.

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by BattleRedHusker on Jan 17, 2011 2:57 PM CST reply actions  

Pretty much

He took a whopping nine snaps in the secondary last year. A pretty sweet gig, really.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 17, 2011 3:04 PM CST up reply actions  

What's the average career of an NFL player? Four years?

if he can make it through to next season, I predict he may go beyond average...

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by Rip Jersey on Jan 17, 2011 3:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I still don't like the idea of giving up a known commodity at CB.

Quin has proved that he’s a competent, if not good, #2 CB. He has showed improvement (the diving PDs against Baltimore were something I’d never seen from a Texans’ CB before), and seems to be on the right track. Why not give Kareem a shot at FS instead? He might prove to be a decent CB some day, but right now, he’s just as close to being a competent FS. It’s a total gut-job there.

by Nashmeister on Jan 17, 2011 3:06 PM CST reply actions  

I think this will help explain

Quin was a fourth rounder. K jax a first. If you move k jax after only a year, maybe that’s a mistake. You have to see what you have with him next year, as a first rounder needs to be a starter at the position you drafted him at.

But…. I agree with you lol! Why move your one proven cb to a new position. Hopefully that means we had a couple or 10 impact free Agent signings…

we should have kept the great cunta Robinson as he is the black tebow

by AllenOU on Jan 17, 2011 3:12 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Yours is a valid argument

However, when ranked by their play in coverage only, Quin ranks 70th with Allen at 62nd and the others in the 90s. Currently, all of Quin’s value, as graded by PFF, is in his run-stopping skills. I believe this is because he doesn’t have the deep speed to hang with faster receivers (remember that he was a S at NMSU).

We have to address problems at both CB and FS, regardless. Quin is poor enough in coverage that we need to upgrade him there at some point. If we slide him to FS, then he’ll often be responsible for 3rd WRs (where he has the short-burst coverage skills to succeed) more than 1s or 2s, and he’ll be excellent in run support. Just my two cents, though, as it’s hard to entirely refute your argument.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 17, 2011 3:36 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh yeah

If you toss out the Rusty Smith game, Quin’s coverage ranks him at 90.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 17, 2011 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

If you toss out all of those times you nailed a goat

your not really into bestiality.

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by papabear on Jan 17, 2011 3:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I refuse to conform to your fonts because I am way too cool for them

….or I just forgot

"Well, at least our players kept their helmets on, so that showed some intelligence"-Bob McNair

by papabear on Jan 17, 2011 4:00 PM CST up reply actions  

hmmm.....nope, it's more likely you are dead

I know gay guys who think she’s hot.

Honestly she’s not at the top of my list, but I defenitely can’t say she does nothing for me

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by papabear on Jan 17, 2011 4:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Best question all day.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 17, 2011 4:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Hmmm...yep...I'm certain...

I’m a little more lost (and definitely more uneasy) than usual while lurking BRB alone and after dark…

[Little old lady quickly logs off while hoping that goat = girl who is a Capricorn]

by HouTxFan on Jan 17, 2011 8:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Great.

We’re scaring normal people again.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 17, 2011 8:57 PM CST up reply actions  

doesn't that mean we're doing it right?

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by papabear on Jan 18, 2011 8:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Who the hell do you think we are?

Cubs fans???

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by The Night Owl on Jan 18, 2011 11:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh, I didn't realize he was a safety in college.

I thought the talk coming out of college was that they were considering playing him there just because of his physical attributes. But right you are, sir.

Speed-wise though, I think he’s pretty similar to Jackson. At least, in terms of their 40 times. Neither can be trusted on an island, even with the likes of ancient Joey Galloway. Quin has at least shown the ability to cover short routes, though. I think all of our CBs are suffering in their coverage ratings as a result of having lousy safety help, but Quin in particular would benefit from a competent FS, by virtue of being able to play his style of tight coverage. Kareem… I just don’t know. Coming at plays from a different angle might do him some good.

If they do move Quin though, I think it makes the need for a big-name CB free agent much more dire. Which would probably be for the best, since that market is much bigger than the FS market.

by Nashmeister on Jan 17, 2011 4:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Safety?

NFL.com/Draft has Quin listed as #1 CB for NMSU. I think he was projected to make the move to safety when he entered the NFL due to his 4.5 speed and that this is probably where the confusion lies.

by NWestTexan on Jan 17, 2011 4:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I think you're right

Only place I see him listed as a FS is here, but it makes multiple references to him as a CB.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 17, 2011 5:08 PM CST up reply actions  

I agree with this:
I strongly believe our coaching is/was a bigger problem than our players.

by WhiskeyR on Jan 17, 2011 3:17 PM CST reply actions  

I think we all agree

But is it 50-50. I’m thinking 80 coaching 20 players, but it might be closer to 60-40

by AllenOU on Jan 17, 2011 3:21 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Except for our safties. Our free safties suck all by themselves.

Quinn is going to be good at CB (or FS) and Kareem has potential, with new coaching.

by WhiskeyR on Jan 17, 2011 3:22 PM CST up reply actions  

But as far as this year

How much was on coaches and how much on players.

The slow starts on offense is all coaching and maybe a little on schaub

But defensively what would your ratio be. I’m going 80-20 on the coaches

by AllenOU on Jan 17, 2011 3:28 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

And maybe I'm wrong...

But our free safeties sucked because they are all really SS’s and/or actually suck

by AllenOU on Jan 17, 2011 3:30 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I tend to disagree on Kareem

I have never seen Kareem excel in any press-man or bump and run coverage. And, what I have seen in way off zone coverage is not good.

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by Rip Jersey on Jan 17, 2011 3:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Well lets hope its coaching, otherwise its scouting and that's far more difficult to recover from.

We definitely don’t have any players of elite potential, but I sure hope we see some improvement.

by WhiskeyR on Jan 17, 2011 3:54 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

because I agree. I think in all the talk about coaches sucking and players sucking it has been sorely overlooked that our GM and scouting departments could use some work.

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by xmant2000 on Jan 17, 2011 5:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Tim covered it a week or so ago

But, yes, this is an area that deserves further scrutiny. McCourty vs. Jackson? So far, that’s a miss. BUT, McCourty was put into a position to succeed. Jackson not so much.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 17, 2011 5:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Even if it's some combination of the two

I expect our defense to improve next year by virtue of the fact that we have a proven coach now.

I also expect us to sign a few free agents for the secondary. Nothing earth-shattering, just average.

Which would be a massive improvement over the current situation.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Jan 18, 2011 1:36 AM CST up reply actions  

Heh. Yep.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 17, 2011 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Okay, not to beat a dead horse, but she does not do anything for me

Can we find another cliche chick-name to toss around, please?

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Jan 17, 2011 3:57 PM CST up reply actions  

She does nothing for you?

I hate to be the one to tell you this….but you might be dead

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by papabear on Jan 17, 2011 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

He IS old.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 17, 2011 4:03 PM CST up reply actions  

If I'm in plane crash in the ocean

I hope she’s sitting next to me…

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Jan 17, 2011 4:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Why?

You don’t trust those seats to be sufficient flotation devices?

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by The Night Owl on Jan 18, 2011 11:30 PM CST up reply actions  

just thinking of my final moments....

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Jan 19, 2011 10:24 AM CST up reply actions  

Really nothing?

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 17, 2011 4:15 PM CST up reply actions  

I've been an admitted "Quin to FS" apologist in the past

But I might hold off this offseason.

Why, you ask?

Because Kareem Jackson might be a better long-term fit there. And Quin can at least play CB without embarrassing himself. I’m willing to give Jackson one more year to prove he isn’t total ass at CB, but if he comes out with another year like the last, he needs to be moved to FS more than Quin, because his deep speed is an absolute liability as of now, and I’m not sure that improves over an offseason.

by riversmccown on Jan 17, 2011 3:42 PM CST reply actions  

Sherrick McManis thinks...

it’s ridiculous that he didn’t earn more snaps in the dime….considering how shitty McCain was.

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by TexansDC on Jan 17, 2011 3:43 PM CST reply actions  

Only 30 snaps all year

Kind of a joke, really.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 17, 2011 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

It's really not too bad if they move Quin to FS...

Sign vet CB for the #1….retain Allen and coach him up….Jackson in the slot (initially?) and McManis in the dime with Molden at the quarter/playing special teams heavily.

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by TexansDC on Jan 17, 2011 3:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Dime? Quarter!?

Gasp. Let us pray we don’t need more than three CBs on the field next year. It’s getting to be like a Russian Doll situation here… But with awful DBs.

by Nashmeister on Jan 17, 2011 4:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeh...

It's almost like Frank Bush thought he was coaching for his job,
so he kept the first stringers in the game right to the end….

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by Rip Jersey on Jan 17, 2011 4:01 PM CST up reply actions  

It means, I know something no one else knows about the sarcasm font

But
I'm not sure
I can repeat it…

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Jan 17, 2011 4:07 PM CST up reply actions  

How the hell

Do you do the sarcasm font thingie?

I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Jan 18, 2011 1:41 AM CST up reply actions  

in all seriousness, you're going to have to

add @ in the beginning and the end of your sentences.

magic powers, i tell you

by typhoon.infamous on Jan 18, 2011 3:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Quite the contrary, BigBadBrad

is a thugging gangster for shizzlez, yo.

I, myself, am quite unfamiliar with my generation’s lingo.

by typhoon.infamous on Jan 18, 2011 8:43 AM CST up reply actions  

OMG

What have I wrought?

I hereby confess that I taught several people how to use the sarcasm font, but I didn’t expect to create a Frankenstein monster.

by texanslady on Jan 18, 2011 5:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Put @ at beginning and end of sarcastic phrase

Then put on a tutu and lipstick and dance around with flailing arms while singing “I feel pretty” from West Side Story.

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by LoneSpot on Jan 19, 2011 9:15 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

No, Tuesday

Reminiscing.

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by LoneSpot on Jan 19, 2011 3:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't join the dark side!

It’s more fun when the sarcasm is unclear.

That’s when hilarity ensues.

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 18, 2011 9:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Here here!

You donkey raping shit eater.

Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.

by beefy on Jan 18, 2011 4:08 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Shut up

you half-fried cunt nugget

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 18, 2011 7:16 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Not bad stats for 30 snaps

1 int
13 solo tackles
4 assists

I am totally optimistic about the Texans new season - at least until the first of the 4 or 2 (if any) preseason games

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 17, 2011 7:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Really

And Iggles fans are thrilled with it. They were really upset with him at the end of the year.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 17, 2011 5:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Funny thing is..

he supposedly already has another DC job with the Panthers. LULZ

by fgp on Jan 17, 2011 8:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I agree that McCain

May be able to be coached up. I am not counting on it by itself though.

I am beginning to think that we need about 50 more "our defense sucks (or sucked)" posts

I am totally optimistic about the Texans new season - at least until the first of the 4 or 2 (if any) preseason games

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 17, 2011 7:36 PM CST reply actions  

It gets better!

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 17, 2011 8:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I would comment

and actually contribute to the conversation but I don’t see the point. You’ll scratch this series out after this entry anyway.

Lazy bum.

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 17, 2011 10:09 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

I wonder if we took McCourty

 what are the chances now we are all saying OMG EPICAL FAIL DEVIN BUST LOOK HOW LEET KJAX IS?

I mean was it Kareem or Frank Bush’s decision to play 5 yards off the 1st-down line?

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by RocketsAstros on Jan 18, 2011 5:24 AM CST reply actions  

I think about even

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 18, 2011 8:01 AM CST up reply actions  

Apparently, you are in fact not a G

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Jan 18, 2011 9:15 AM CST up reply actions   2 recs

or, in an alternate universe, he is a G

by typhoon.infamous on Jan 18, 2011 9:23 AM CST up reply actions  

In your example above

Don’t put a space between the @ signs and the letters.
i am a G

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 18, 2011 9:50 AM CST up reply actions  

It might be funnier to let you keep going

but the sarcasm font doesn’t work in the subject line

or you are just not as cool as the rest of us

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by papabear on Jan 18, 2011 9:56 AM CST up reply actions  

Right syntax

But it has to be down here.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 18, 2011 10:08 AM CST up reply actions  

That's what she said!

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Jan 18, 2011 11:34 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

The force is strong in this one

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jan 18, 2011 12:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Isn't there a commercial on TV

Where Eugene Wilson says “I am not really a football player, but I play one on TV” running right now?

I am totally optimistic about the Texans new season - at least until the first of the 4 or 2 (if any) preseason games

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 18, 2011 10:11 AM CST reply actions  

He plays one of tv?

I think acting lessons are in order.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 18, 2011 10:35 AM CST up reply actions  

I think he's already been rejected to play the next six million dollar man.

Apparently they can’t rebuild him, they don’t have THAT kind of technology, and he can’t get any better, stronger or faster.

What a friggin' shock.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 18, 2011 11:01 AM CST up reply actions  

Rumor is

that Troy Nolan got picked for that part

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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jan 18, 2011 12:04 PM CST up reply actions  

This will get me nominated for the Misguided Faith Award even away from the Pick 'em League

But I’m OK with that. But I beleive that the deafening woshing sound that was the inescapable vortex of suck of our secondary last year was pretty much universal across all 4 primary positions. With the exception of the number crunchers among us, I think it’s a fair statement that all blown coverages, missed tackles, bad alignment, poor pursuit angles, and our favorite of all, the infamous and repeated fall down were equal across the board for the most part. I don’t think many of us (from a one time look perspective) could blame any one player more than another for greater suckage ability or potential.

So to spite my normal “they must be sacraficed NOW” attitude, I’ll say I’m not ready to lock them in the Guillotine just yet. Youth and inexperience are just that. I just find it improbable (not impossible) to have the talent to get to that level of competition, and just be that bad. Therefore I look directly at the coaches.

I’m actually looking semi-forward to seeing how they react to a new scheme, position coach, and coordinator that really doesn’t need protective headgear when out having dinner.

If they still blow after a few games next season, get me a rope and horse. I’ll take it from there.

Just sayin.

by DTango on Jan 18, 2011 11:44 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Mostly agree.

But i would like to see the Texans sign a veteran CB to help us out.I haven’t given up on Kareem just because he had a horrible rookie year.I thought he was throw into the fire and screwed from the start. I think he has the ability to grow into a solid CB but he needs better defensive coaching and an experienced CB ahead of him.I also think we should at least find a new FS because Wilson has worn out his welcome.I’m more optimistic our two young CB’s can be coached up and improve but I’m not the biggest fan of either of our safeties.

by Ethan Matz on Jan 20, 2011 1:15 AM CST up reply actions  

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