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Open Thread II: The 2011 AFC Championship Game

After the Green Bay Packers beat the Chicago Bears to win the NFC Championship and head to Super Bowl XLV, I'm pretty sure we can all agree on one thing: Please let the meteor hit the stadium this AFC Championship Game be entertaining.

Winner of Jets-Steelers represents the AFC against the NFC Champion Packers in Arlington, while the loser joins your Houston Texans to watch the Super Bowl on the couch.

Let the comments bear witness to all your Mark Sanchez and Ben Roethlisberger jokes and/or stellar analysis of the game and/or commentary on life.

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Helloooo.

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 5:23 PM CST reply actions  

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 5:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I think we'll have more feet jokes

than Sanchez jokes.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 5:24 PM CST reply actions  

A feet of mental strength.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 5:25 PM CST up reply actions  

If Sanchez Toes the Line...

The Jets shouldn’t go down in de-feet.

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Jan 23, 2011 5:37 PM CST up reply actions  

But their shaky QB

could be their Achilles heel.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 5:38 PM CST up reply actions  

If the Jets lose

Odds are Sanchez might be the sole reason they got shafted like this guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPelCs7vma0&hd=1

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jan 23, 2011 5:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Sanchez has a lot of soul...

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 5:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't you mean sole?

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 5:40 PM CST up reply actions  

well then it wouldn't make SENSE!

:P

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 5:41 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm excited to see CBS's opening for the Jets-Steelers game.

CBS has great openings most of the time.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 5:24 PM CST reply actions  

I'm muting these interviews w/Rex and Sanchez

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 5:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I dont blame you

Fuck the Sanchize

I Want to Believe

by Fox Mulder on Jan 23, 2011 5:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Sighs

I don’t hate him, and I don’t think he’s that terrible. He’s still young, and with proper management, he might be good. However, I do not think he’ll be a HoF QB. :p I do think he’s been improperly managed by Rex and company, although they seem to be doing a better job as of late.

I’m just a little bitter right now…

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 5:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't blame you.

I’m talking about things like these:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKdw8xBwUEk&feature=player_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9g0fiu8Q6g&feature=player_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GR2q-R56Jw&feature=player_embedded

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 5:29 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL Rex thinks Sanchez could be a HOF QB

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 5:25 PM CST reply actions  

That's what made me mute my tv

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 5:25 PM CST up reply actions  

they read the options from a poll "How much do you trust Mark Sancehz"

and asked him which was his answer and he said a mix of all 3.

POLLS DON’T WORK THAT WAY!!! GOODNIGHT!!!!

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 5:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Shake1n1bake
How I felt when Sanchise answered a question about which of 3 poll answers would be his with “a mix of all 3” http://youtu.be/8uuQQGnYY2o

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 5:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Is there another QB in HS or college named Sanchez.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 5:25 PM CST up reply actions  

that Raji touchdown was close to being a Leon Lett

oh if only it was. That would have been more entertaining.

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 5:26 PM CST reply actions  

I have no idea why he was holding the ball

out that early and that long. Not the smartest guy.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 5:30 PM CST up reply actions  

he had NEVER been in that position before...

and obviously was ready to celebrate.

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 5:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Dear Shiva,

Please send a pack of ravenous, disease-infested, and sexually frustrated coyotes into Heinz Field and chase after Ben Roethlisweasel’s junk.

Failing that, could you please injure him in ways that have yet to be conceived by the human mind?

Thanks!

Yours,

UT

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 5:26 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

Rec'ed

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 23, 2011 5:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Works for me.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 5:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Sanchez is so garbage..

He hasn’t done anything and they wanna consider him a good qb? His defense carries his ass..

by fgp on Jan 23, 2011 5:26 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

.

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 5:26 PM CST reply actions  

Jets....

The perfect example of how you don’t need a good QB to do well so long as you’ve got a solid group around him.

Example 2.0: Steelers….

"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."

-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)

by Jamkel on Jan 23, 2011 5:27 PM CST reply actions  

Roethlisberger is a good tier 3 QB

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 5:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Would be so much better if it wasn't for

holding the ball so long with a million pump fakes.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 5:31 PM CST up reply actions  

He could be tier 2 maybe

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 5:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Agreed.

To be fair, this method is what I do in Madden. When I build a team from scratch, I never get Manning or Brady so I just load up on Hair, Ed Reed, Urlacher, Revis, and Freeney.

Then I build my offensive line and i usually get stuck with someone like Cutler or Orton who has a rating of like 65.

Then after a couple years of high draft picks I get a good QB and a good WR/RB and then I start dominating.

"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."

-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)

by Jamkel on Jan 23, 2011 5:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey, TDC, we need a new tag

“Ben Roethlisberger raped this post.”

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 23, 2011 5:29 PM CST reply actions  

Duly noted.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 23, 2011 5:36 PM CST up reply actions  

And done

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 23, 2011 5:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Tim will be proud.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 23, 2011 5:39 PM CST up reply actions  

you know...

The Texans are partly to blame for Sanchez being able to claim he makes clutch wins.

Why couldn’t you field some sort of D in that last minute of your game???

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 5:29 PM CST reply actions  

That was Cromartie.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 5:32 PM CST up reply actions  

ah our special teams lost it. :)

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 5:33 PM CST up reply actions  

He is still "clutch"

Because he led them down the field

by fgp on Jan 23, 2011 5:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I don't remember that though...

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 5:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, duh

We totally fielded some sort of D. We played one of the worst defenses in NFL history.

Feel better?

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 23, 2011 5:30 PM CST up reply actions  

of course not.

Hey where is that bleach again?

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 5:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Look at Big Ben

lurking in the Shadows, chewing his gum and waiting for a girl to walk by

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by coltsfan723 on Jan 23, 2011 5:31 PM CST reply actions  

Does Jenn Sterger have an armed escort for today's game?

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 5:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep...

Bret Favre will protect his property!!!

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by coltsfan723 on Jan 23, 2011 5:32 PM CST up reply actions  

PEYTON MANTHANG!!!

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 5:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Danny Woodhead

That’s not even a joke. I just think he’s a great player. Like to name my penis after him!

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 5:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Such a perfect, random ending to that crazy video.

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 5:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe you should post your # here

And see how many self-cock photos you get.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 23, 2011 5:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Gotta cheer for the Steelers

All for Wiz.


I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 5:32 PM CST reply actions  

This thread has become very degenerative

The average mental age of the posters must be around 15

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Jan 23, 2011 5:33 PM CST reply actions  

Went down to 13 when you popped in ;-)

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 5:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Here come the poop and fart jokes!

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 23, 2011 5:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Those never get old.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 5:36 PM CST up reply actions  

duh...

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Jan 23, 2011 5:40 PM CST up reply actions  

11...

where is Chris Hanson to protect us?

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 5:36 PM CST up reply actions  

having to choose between rooting for PIT or NYJ isn't good for the braincells

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 5:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Or the soul.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 5:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Whenever you cheer for a team because your 2nd favorite rapper is from that city

Then it’s just not going to be a smart thread.

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 5:35 PM CST up reply actions  

and the stillers too?

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 5:36 PM CST up reply actions  

And I want to see

all the Steelers die. Except Randel El. I like him. He can be spared.

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by coltsfan723 on Jan 23, 2011 5:36 PM CST up reply actions  

follow me!!! http://twitter.com/#!/TheBookOfOlu

bigben say’s to his teammates “I’m Raping Bartscott tonight” Mumbled " Revis and Butthead too!!!

by TheBookOfOlu on Jan 23, 2011 5:36 PM CST reply actions  

Another great opening by CBS.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 5:36 PM CST reply actions  

I think you forgot the sarcastic font.

The whole, “Two Grandmasters will meet where every move decides the fate of the game” was completely idiotic. Get 2 good QBs in there then you can use the term “Grandmasters.” Until that point all you can do is say, “A Couple of Checkers players having a go at Chess, where every move they make may or may not be legal, but eventually their bumbling will result in a winner.”

"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."

-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)

by Jamkel on Jan 23, 2011 5:39 PM CST up reply actions  

The grandmaters/chess thing

was mostly referring to the defenses of both teams.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 5:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Not when they went and DIRECTLY after saying "Grandmasters" show the Rapist's and Sanchez's jersey.

"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."

-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)

by Jamkel on Jan 23, 2011 5:43 PM CST up reply actions  

♫Yeah ah ha, you know what it is
everything I do, I do it big
Yeah ah ha, screaming thats nothin
when I pulled out of the lot, thats stuntin
reppin my town when you see me you know everything
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
I put it down from my whip to my diamonds
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow♫

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 5:38 PM CST reply actions  

http://twitter.com/TheBookOfOlu

bartscott reply " bigben wanna rape me" Tell Him, I Can’t Wait"

by TheBookOfOlu on Jan 23, 2011 5:38 PM CST reply actions  

Ben is eying Martina

thinking about how much fun he’s gonna have with her in the back after the game.

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by coltsfan723 on Jan 23, 2011 5:38 PM CST reply actions  

OK, so is it bad...

my little rat dog hates my father in law with a passion, whom it tries to bite at every opportunity…

…and I think it’s funny?

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 23, 2011 5:38 PM CST reply actions  

Nah

I’d laugh too

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 23, 2011 5:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Is your father in law cool?

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 5:39 PM CST up reply actions  

He's "special"

He’s essentially homeless, hasn’t held a job in the nearly 20 years I’ve been with my wife, and it’s all by choice. He doesn’t want to work for the “man,” which is apparently everybody.

He’s an old, burned out hippie.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 23, 2011 5:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh good lord.

My wife’s friend’s husband is the same way, except switch in the “independent mountain man” persona for “hippie.”

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 5:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't mean to alarm you

but wouldn’t that mean…..

YOUR WIFE IS HALF HIPPIE, RUN RUN RUN RUN!! GET OUT!!!!!!!!!! DON’T LOOK BACK!!!!

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 5:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Nah... that sh** skips a generation...

…It’s your kids you gotta’ watch.

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Jan 23, 2011 5:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I think your dog is a seriously good judge of character, then....

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Jan 23, 2011 5:50 PM CST up reply actions  

you know how I know your gay?

because your a man with a rat dog

I Want to Believe

by Fox Mulder on Jan 23, 2011 5:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Ha!

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 5:40 PM CST up reply actions  

not if it is actually a rat the size of a dog...

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 5:40 PM CST up reply actions  

If you only knew...

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 23, 2011 5:43 PM CST up reply actions  

great Sony commercial...

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 5:40 PM CST reply actions  

Jets defer

didn't see that one coming

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by coltsfan723 on Jan 23, 2011 5:40 PM CST reply actions  

I always perfer defering.

With one of Manning’s strengths being controlling the clock I rather have him score just before the half and then start out the 3rd with another scoring drive.

"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."

-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)

by Jamkel on Jan 23, 2011 5:42 PM CST up reply actions  

I really really hate when chop artists go all axe murderer on the National Anthem.

"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."

-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)

by Jamkel on Jan 23, 2011 5:40 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

It's usually because they can't actually sing it.

It’s a hard song to sing.

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 5:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Or from the band "Boston"

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 5:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Easy there.

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 5:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I wish I could rec this 100x... I only have one to give.

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Jan 23, 2011 5:47 PM CST up reply actions  

F-U-C-K

JEST JEST JEST

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 5:40 PM CST reply actions  

Very eloquent

+100

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 23, 2011 5:42 PM CST up reply actions  

...you are not going to pay your taxes too, also?

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 5:42 PM CST up reply actions  

/doink

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Jan 23, 2011 5:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Jets deferred.

Smart.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 5:42 PM CST reply actions  

God, Steve Tasker AND Phil Simms in the same stadium?

We don’t need a meteor anymore for this game.

Their epic magnitude of suck will create a black hole consuming everything in its radius…much like Rex Ryan at a Luby’s.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 5:42 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Steve Tasker is there?

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 5:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Sideline reporter.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 5:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Tasker?

Fuck that moron.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 23, 2011 5:44 PM CST up reply actions  

yup

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Jan 23, 2011 5:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I can't stand the steelers

but as many of you know, I’m a die hard Penguins fan. One of the coolest sports relationships is the Steelers – Penguins. Totally different sports/cultures/countries (most Pens players are canadian), but Steelers players are big hockey/penguin supporters. Go to a bunch of games, interact with the players, clearly admire each other, etc… Penguins players, same thing – attend games, support the team, and often wear Steelers helmets on the ice during practice, skate arounds, etc…

really neat seeing that kind of mutual respect for teams that are on opposite ends of the sporting spectrum.

With that said: GO JETS. OR METEOR.

by SpazMo on Jan 23, 2011 5:43 PM CST reply actions  

Somewhere under Three Rivers Stadium

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jan 23, 2011 5:45 PM CST up reply actions  

In the basement

With Ben Roethlisberger’s sense of self-control, VY’s quarterbacking ability and Brett Favre’s photography equipment.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 5:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Hochuli is the ref?

He’s one of the good ones.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 5:45 PM CST reply actions  

Good?

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 5:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Badly officiated games annoy me,

so yes.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 5:46 PM CST up reply actions  

We'll see a lot of flags....

He likes to hear himself talk.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 23, 2011 5:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I think he's awful.

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 5:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Same

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 5:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice job, Cromartie.

You suck.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 5:45 PM CST reply actions  

so they are going to call pass interference now...

would have been nice two games ago.

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 5:45 PM CST reply actions  

da bears are da pissed...

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 5:47 PM CST up reply actions  

suprisingly, football fans never are...

even of the worst franchises. Strange, that.

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 5:52 PM CST up reply actions  

only if they are cubs fans...

cause the Bulls are a playoff team, the blackhawks have a championship, the Sox won the world series, and the bears did make it to the NFC championship game.

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 5:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Yea after Jordan left

You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.

by Antho10000 on Jan 23, 2011 5:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Retards

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 5:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Ra-tards.

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 5:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Boston accent?

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 5:50 PM CST up reply actions  

That would be "ah REEtahds ah"....

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Jan 23, 2011 5:52 PM CST up reply actions  

You mean like this?

YOU DISRESPECT WES WELKAH, YOU FACKIN’ QUEAH?? HE’S THE BEST SLAWT RECEIVAH SINCE YA MOTHAH’S COOZ BAWX! HOW YA LIKE THEM APPLES, GO SAWX!!

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 23, 2011 5:55 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

ooooh... nice one...

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Jan 23, 2011 5:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Hmm...perhaps I do need to go back home. :p

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 5:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Haha I don't have one. Not from there, remember?

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 5:52 PM CST up reply actions  

You could have picked it up

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 5:53 PM CST up reply actions  

I was only there 4 years. :)

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 5:55 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know how accents work

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 5:56 PM CST up reply actions  

so not long enough for an accent...

but what about Yankee hatred?

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 5:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Yankees and Lakers hatred.

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 5:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Lakers should be a given for the entire nation...

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 5:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Sadly, there are many Lakers fans where I live.

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 6:02 PM CST up reply actions  

they come out everywhere... like cockroaches...

or Cowbaby fans.

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 6:04 PM CST up reply actions  

They're a cancer, they spread everywhere

Like Cowboys, Cubs, Yankees, & Red Sox fans

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jan 23, 2011 6:04 PM CST up reply actions  

to clarify...

“You hate the Yankees because you are from Boston.”? or
“You should be hated because you are a yankee from Boston.’?

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Jan 23, 2011 5:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate the Yankees because I love the Red Sox.

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 5:59 PM CST up reply actions  

there is only one Sox...

and they are White.

/wow, that sounded racist…

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 6:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Definitely does...

I don’t deny the existence of the other Sox. Just stating my preference.

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 6:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck them too

Our Astros ain’t been the same since they got torched in the ’05 World Series

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jan 23, 2011 6:02 PM CST up reply actions  

/remembers back to that....

//is happy

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 6:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I swear, Steve Perry is one hell of a good luck charm

First the White Sox, then the SF Giants

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jan 23, 2011 6:07 PM CST up reply actions  

hate the team...

not the region.

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 5:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I choose both...

… I do allow for select individuals to be exceptions (decent folks) to the statistical norm for the area (unjustifiably full of themselves pseudo-intellectual pricks)…

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Jan 23, 2011 6:01 PM CST up reply actions  

let the hate flow through you...

/dark side FTW

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 6:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Go ahead and hate

I’m used to it, because I’m pretty.

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 6:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Haterz gon Hate.

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 23, 2011 6:05 PM CST up reply actions  

/laughing... "Don't hit the face, 'cuz I'm a pretteh man..."

I granted an exception for present company…

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Jan 23, 2011 6:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, I'm a chick.

But if I were a man, I’m sure I’d still be pretty.

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 6:07 PM CST up reply actions  

It was a quote from 3rd Rock...

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Jan 23, 2011 6:07 PM CST up reply actions  

It's like a fungus... You get exposed and it just grows...

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Jan 23, 2011 5:56 PM CST up reply actions  

It's not an STD.

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 5:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice comparison... yeah, like that...

Caused by bad judgment with serious consequences…

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Jan 23, 2011 6:00 PM CST up reply actions  

They think he pussed out and they may be right

You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.

by Antho10000 on Jan 23, 2011 5:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Blame it on Collins

If he didn’t get hurt so damn quickly, Cutler could have gone back in

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jan 23, 2011 5:49 PM CST up reply actions  

It wasn't Cutler's fault

He got hurt, but he did suck it up

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jan 23, 2011 5:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Not the injury

He sucked up the stadium

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jan 23, 2011 9:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahahaha

He’s getting his jersey Lebron’d

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 23, 2011 5:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Stupid Fucks

I hope they burn up in the process

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by coltsfan723 on Jan 23, 2011 5:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow, no way the refs gave them the first down!

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 5:48 PM CST reply actions  

This is the Steelers.

Of Course they did.

"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."

-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)

by Jamkel on Jan 23, 2011 5:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I'm hardly surprised.

I probably should’ve used sarcasm font.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 5:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Simms had a LOT of hits to the head, right?

cause that explains so much.

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 5:49 PM CST reply actions  

OMG OPTION!!!!!!

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 5:49 PM CST reply actions  

Ben is hobbling?

Dreams do come true!

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 5:49 PM CST reply actions  

Hopefully.

"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."

-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)

by Jamkel on Jan 23, 2011 5:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Fatty McButterpants is ready to play.

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 5:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Roethlisweasel's hurt!

Go COYOTES!!!!

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 5:49 PM CST reply actions  

lower leg injury!

how will this affect Roethlisberger’s ability to trap people in bathroom stalls?

by SpazMo on Jan 23, 2011 5:49 PM CST reply actions  

Not much

He’s still got upper body strength

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jan 23, 2011 5:50 PM CST up reply actions  

You guys are brutal!

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 5:50 PM CST up reply actions  

like Big Ben's rapes!

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 5:50 PM CST up reply actions  

He would like that.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 5:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I think that's what he wants?

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 5:51 PM CST up reply actions  

What they said^^^^

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jan 23, 2011 5:52 PM CST up reply actions  

If anybody deserves it, it's him.

My wife hates the idea of wishing for players to get hurt…even SHE wants him to suffer a career-ending injury!

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 5:51 PM CST up reply actions  

So if this meteor hits

We’ll lose not only the Jets and Steelers but also Hochuli? Best. Natural disaster. Ever.

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 23, 2011 5:49 PM CST reply actions  

AND Simms and Nantz!

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 5:50 PM CST up reply actions  

please say Goodell is in the stands...

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 5:53 PM CST up reply actions  

And Jerry Jones.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 5:54 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

and Al Davis

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jan 23, 2011 5:55 PM CST up reply actions  

And Bud Adams.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 5:55 PM CST up reply actions  

And Cortland Innegan

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jan 23, 2011 5:58 PM CST up reply actions  

And Frank Bush

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 23, 2011 5:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Can we hit him twice?

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 5:59 PM CST up reply actions  

We'd have too

Surprisingly the only defense Frank has concocted that actually works is against meteors.

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 23, 2011 6:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Why? It only takes one good shot to get by his defenses

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jan 23, 2011 6:00 PM CST up reply actions  

^^this^^

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Jan 23, 2011 5:55 PM CST up reply actions  

...and that prick lawyer that is the negotiator for the NFLPA...

doosh

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Jan 23, 2011 5:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Hochuli is going to give them the game

Hochuli is definitely in Taylor Gang.

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 5:50 PM CST reply actions  

Refs already showing

they are gonna suck

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by coltsfan723 on Jan 23, 2011 5:51 PM CST reply actions  

Hochuli is too Taylored to let the Jets win

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 5:51 PM CST up reply actions  

TACKLE MENDENHALL, YOU IDIOTS!

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 5:51 PM CST reply actions  

Fine.

/runs onto field to tackle Mendenhall
//gets destroyed

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 5:53 PM CST up reply actions  

^THIS!

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 5:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Doesn't look like the ball ever hit the ground.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 5:54 PM CST up reply actions  

It did

you can see it bounce out in slow mo, But they will give it to the Stillers.

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by coltsfan723 on Jan 23, 2011 5:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't see why.

It was obviously a catch.

Miller took the time to secure the ball.

I don’t see what the problem is.

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 5:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Looks like a bad challenge.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 5:53 PM CST reply actions  

It is.

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 5:53 PM CST up reply actions  

BUT REX RYAN IS TEH GREATEST COACH!1

HE HAS MANY FEETS TO HIS NAME!

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 23, 2011 5:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Naice!

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 5:55 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate tthe fucking steelers

ANYONE but Ben, please. PLEASE.

Please?:(

by SpazMo on Jan 23, 2011 5:54 PM CST reply actions  

WOO!!!

Great call!!!

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by coltsfan723 on Jan 23, 2011 5:56 PM CST reply actions  

REFS RULE!!!!!

"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."

-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)

by Jamkel on Jan 23, 2011 5:56 PM CST reply actions  

Bullcrap.

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 5:56 PM CST reply actions  

Refs ruled the long pass incomplete after the challenge.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 5:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not a fan of these conference championship logos

or those trophies (bring back the wooden one!)

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 23, 2011 5:56 PM CST reply actions  

What?

Completely shocked.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 5:56 PM CST reply actions  

Mark this day in your calendars, boys and girls!

It may be the last time you ever see a call go against the Stealers.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 5:56 PM CST reply actions  

And Ben is still hurting!

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 5:56 PM CST reply actions  

LOL

NotJayCutler
  
Ben, you don’t have to keep playing.
4 minutes ago via Mobile Web

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by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 5:57 PM CST reply actions  

I cant wait

till he gets his Michael Jackson nose

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by coltsfan723 on Jan 23, 2011 5:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Dear Steve Tasker...

If I were you, I would shut the fuck up.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 23, 2011 5:57 PM CST reply actions  

Crap.

Stupid Jets player fell down.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

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by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 5:58 PM CST reply actions  

Hey Jets defenders,

How about doing something novel like tackling somebody?!!?

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 5:58 PM CST reply actions  

That's not in their game plan, apparently.

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by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 5:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Anyone see

Sanchez wipe that booger on that dude? lulz

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by coltsfan723 on Jan 23, 2011 5:59 PM CST reply actions  

Mathis did

RobertMathis98
dont think they wanted to put Sanchez wiping a #Boogey on his friends coat on camera hahahahhaahaaa

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 6:02 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL

it was totally gross

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by coltsfan723 on Jan 23, 2011 6:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Where are those damned coyotes?

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 6:00 PM CST reply actions  

They just ate Pouncey.

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by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 6:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Wrong Stealer.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 6:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Pouncey going down contributes to Ben

getting hit though.

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 6:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think "going down" and "Ben" should be in the same sentence.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 6:01 PM CST up reply actions  

And another Steelers' O-lineman goes down.

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by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 6:00 PM CST reply actions  

It may actually spell doom for the Steelers.

Their O-line is crap because of injuries, and I don’t think they’ve got many left.

If Pouncey is out for the game this could be big.

"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."

-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)

by Jamkel on Jan 23, 2011 6:01 PM CST up reply actions  

With no weight on that leg coming off,

I have a hard time seeing him coming back.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 6:03 PM CST up reply actions  

so who is coaching the pro bowl teams?

/too lazy to google

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 6:01 PM CST reply actions  

Belichick is coaching the AFC.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 6:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought it was

Ryan and Payton?

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by coltsfan723 on Jan 23, 2011 6:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Mike Smith (Falcons)

and Bill Belichick:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Pro_Bowl

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 6:06 PM CST up reply actions  

TD Steelers

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 23, 2011 6:02 PM CST reply actions  

so the jets are already on their heels...

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 6:03 PM CST up reply actions  

It's gonna be a long game.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 6:03 PM CST reply actions  

...

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 6:04 PM CST up reply actions  

bfd & Jordann at play

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Jan 23, 2011 6:05 PM CST up reply actions  

really?

but there are no wet suits or dildos..

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 6:06 PM CST up reply actions  

/i keeed i keeed :)

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 6:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Panda Suit behind the bushes...

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Jan 23, 2011 6:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Pedobear?

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 6:07 PM CST up reply actions  

nice... consider that stolen to be reused months from now when you aren't around.

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Jan 23, 2011 6:08 PM CST up reply actions  

You know it.

Wanna join?

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 6:11 PM CST up reply actions  

No, because I'm still waiting for those Panda Suit polaroids

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Jan 23, 2011 6:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Got em in my glove compartment

Want me to fed-ex the copies to you?

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 6:16 PM CST up reply actions  

It looks like our D against MJD.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 6:04 PM CST up reply actions  

And nobody knows how to tackle Mendenhall.

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 6:04 PM CST reply actions  

That McDonald Commercial is total Bullshit

Good looking White girls do not work at that shithole

I Want to Believe

by Fox Mulder on Jan 23, 2011 6:05 PM CST reply actions  

hey my Mom works at a McDonalds!!

wait, you are right.

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 6:07 PM CST up reply actions  

She really ROCKS those Supp-Hose and orthopedic walking shoes

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Jan 23, 2011 6:11 PM CST up reply actions  

she is SINGLE!

the key to her heart is menthol cigarettes.

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 6:11 PM CST up reply actions  

i use to smoke menthols (no joke)

glad i gave it up

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 23, 2011 6:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Thats okay, she also chews Brown Mule chaw...

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Jan 23, 2011 6:13 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

you can keep that skol baby

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 23, 2011 6:13 PM CST up reply actions  

You can find hot girls at fast food places

It’s rare but they do exist.

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 6:11 PM CST up reply actions  

It's true! Especially working the fryer.

Just ask this guy.
http://runt-of-the-web.com/post/852516483/a-review-of-wendys

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Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 23, 2011 6:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Lies!!

maybey at some midwest small town place but never McD’s Never

I Want to Believe

by Fox Mulder on Jan 23, 2011 6:14 PM CST up reply actions  

what's up bitches?

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 23, 2011 6:09 PM CST reply actions  

I no punk bitch!!!!!!

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 23, 2011 6:10 PM CST up reply actions  

RUSH HOUR FTW!

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 6:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice route.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 6:10 PM CST reply actions  

And that was going to whom?

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 6:11 PM CST reply actions  

I think it was Edwards who fell down in the middle of the field.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 6:11 PM CST up reply actions  

These refs actually call DPI and illegal contact.

Go figure.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 6:11 PM CST reply actions  

Against the Stealers, to boot.

I’m so confused!

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 6:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Hmmmmm...........
JMV1070 Olin Kruetz said #cutler has a torn ligment in his knee. #bears

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 6:12 PM CST reply actions  

PUSSY!

BURN HIM!

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 6:18 PM CST up reply actions  

i hate ike taylor

so much

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 23, 2011 6:12 PM CST reply actions  

Ike Taylor is a free agent this season so?

I’d like to have him. :/

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by Salad on Jan 23, 2011 6:16 PM CST up reply actions  

the guy is a dick-for

i loved it when he would try to cover harrison one on one and marvin would burn him every time

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 23, 2011 6:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Hochuli

CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 6:13 PM CST reply actions  

He is the worst. THE WORST!

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 6:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Philip Rivers

disagrees

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 6:16 PM CST up reply actions  

What the hell, Sanchez?

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 6:14 PM CST reply actions  

he's terrible

i’m ashamed we lost to such a pitiful QB

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 23, 2011 6:15 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not.

Not when we had so many guys lost to injury.

"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."

-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)

by Jamkel on Jan 23, 2011 6:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Nantz

is a fucking tool

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by coltsfan723 on Jan 23, 2011 6:14 PM CST reply actions  

nice block Holmes

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 6:15 PM CST reply actions  

no wait

no Holmes. Whoever is #10 did suck there though

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 6:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Holmes

as in mexican gangster “Que pasa holmes?” or Santonio Holmes

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 6:17 PM CST up reply actions  

*not (Santonio) Holmes

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 6:20 PM CST up reply actions  

no love for Sherlock?

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 6:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Elementary my dear Hoosier

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 23, 2011 6:23 PM CST up reply actions  

hey I graduated Elementary...

thank you very much.

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 6:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, that was pointless, wasn't it?

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 6:15 PM CST reply actions  

lol they're pretty raw

I love to read BTSC and BaltimoreBeatdown during Steelers-Ravens games…they are so rude and vulgar to each other.

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 6:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Obnoxious.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 6:17 PM CST up reply actions  

i know one

and the guy is a total idiot. I mean, you couldn’t make up some of the obnoxious shit this guy does.

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 23, 2011 6:19 PM CST up reply actions  

shit-for-brain fucktards

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 6:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I've noticed a trend, Jets.

They keep giving it to the running back. Stop him….like now.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 6:19 PM CST reply actions  

you are now overqualified to be a defensive coordinator for both the Colts and Texans...

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 6:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Ya like feet?

You can be the Jets DC!

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 6:21 PM CST up reply actions  

only if I can text pictures of my junk to female reporters covering the team.

seriously, it’s a dealbreaker if I can’t.

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 6:23 PM CST up reply actions  

For Madden

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 23, 2011 6:21 PM CST up reply actions  

BOOM!

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 6:23 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL

“Darren Sharper one of the most hardest hittin safeties in da leeeeegue!”

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 23, 2011 6:26 PM CST up reply actions  

i think it has all caught up to them

they could have blown their wad last weekend

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 23, 2011 6:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I never thought they were any good...

Surprised they won any playoff games, but this looks like it could be another dull game.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 23, 2011 6:22 PM CST up reply actions  

They look like...the Jets!

ARGH!

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 6:21 PM CST up reply actions  

This sucks.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 6:20 PM CST reply actions  

For how battered and crappy the Pitt O-line is.

The Jets are being completely ineffective.

"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."

-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)

by Jamkel on Jan 23, 2011 6:21 PM CST reply actions  

The Jets are always ineffective...

I mean what kind of team would lose to the Jets?

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 23, 2011 6:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Please don't make me start crying again.

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 6:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't mean to do that

It’s really a jab at all three teams represented here….

/doing it for the lulz.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 23, 2011 6:26 PM CST up reply actions  

*whispers* It still hurts...

Preemptive TWSS.

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 6:26 PM CST up reply actions  

There, there Coco...

Have some rum, they’ll make it all go away :)

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 23, 2011 6:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Dominoes pizza is the worst pizza on earth.

ON EARTH!!!!!

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 23, 2011 6:23 PM CST reply actions  

^This.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 6:23 PM CST up reply actions  

American Pizza

is the worst pizza on earth. AND MARS

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 6:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Bowling alley pizza is worse.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 6:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Noble Romans is suing for copyright infringement...

that is their title.

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 6:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I remember when chucky cheese was Showbiz pizza

and that is the last time I tried it.

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 6:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Speaking of which...

We’ve all been meaning to tell you that it’s a little weird that you’ve been hanging out at Chucky Cheese lately.

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 23, 2011 6:27 PM CST up reply actions  

They serve beer there.

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 6:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm 5 years old.

I see him there all the time.

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 23, 2011 6:29 PM CST up reply actions  

He's a woman, man!

808 I mean…but it isn’t the best play on words as the above.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 23, 2011 6:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Totally misread that

I thought you were asking “how do I know that MH is always at chucky cheese?” Ha my mistake.

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 23, 2011 6:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Haha I'm not a he...

But um…female pedobears get thirsty too?

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 6:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Not a he?

O RLY?

HOW YOU DURNNNN

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 6:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Just check high schools all over the nation.

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 23, 2011 6:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Rarely reported.

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 6:34 PM CST up reply actions  

"i'm just waiting for my kid"

sounds much more convincing coming from a woman than a man

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 23, 2011 6:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Im not reporting that

and wouldnt turn her in for letting my boy have his way either

I Want to Believe

by Fox Mulder on Jan 23, 2011 6:35 PM CST up reply actions  

My cousin's kid had her birthday party there.

Her father ordered beer there and tried to get me drinking too.

I think he’s got a problem, personally.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 6:30 PM CST up reply actions  

hey I only drive my windowless van to the parks.

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 6:28 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

lolz @windowless van.

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 23, 2011 6:29 PM CST up reply actions  

showbiz??? wtf??

i always wanted to go to Chucky’s but my mom wouldnt take me

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 23, 2011 6:27 PM CST up reply actions  

it was a simpler time... it was called the 80s.

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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 6:30 PM CST up reply actions  

is that chick cherrie O'terry??

wow that mouse is fuckin’ creepy

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 23, 2011 6:30 PM CST up reply actions  

lol it's a bear...

he played a banjo

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 6:32 PM CST up reply actions  

i'm with TCD

it looks like a rat

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 23, 2011 6:33 PM CST up reply actions  

TDC I mean

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 23, 2011 6:33 PM CST up reply actions  

.

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"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 6:34 PM CST up reply actions  

so the theme was

eat crappy pizza and hang out with retarded wild life??

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 23, 2011 6:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I often wonder how many kids were traumatized for life

From watching the floor show?

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 6:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

oh and the video games. YOU COULD PLAY PACMAN! OR GET TICKETS FROM SKEEBALL AND GET PRIZES!

I do believe Reagan said parents had to take kids there or he would fire their unions.

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 6:37 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL

REAGAN SMASH!

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 23, 2011 6:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Honestly...

Who the fuck thought it was a brilliant idea to make a rat the mascot for a kid’s restaurant? That’s some fail right there.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 23, 2011 6:32 PM CST up reply actions  

God, I'd forgotten how creepy that was.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 6:31 PM CST up reply actions  

oh yeah, its like someone shat on pizza crust

back in the day it use to be good

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 23, 2011 6:28 PM CST up reply actions  

What do you expect for five bucks though?

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 6:28 PM CST up reply actions  

I would eat a million little ceasers pizzas

before I’d ever eat Dominoes again.

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 23, 2011 6:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Domino's cheesy bread is good

better than Pizza Hut’s, but Sergio’s Pizza near Aberdeen Proving Ground, MD has the best bread sticks (with or without cheese) I’ve ever tried

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jan 23, 2011 9:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Really?

Of the three major chains I think they have the best pizza. And pretty good subs.

by cubic on Jan 23, 2011 6:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Their Buffalo Kickers are pretty good

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jan 23, 2011 9:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Fucking hate that penalty

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 6:25 PM CST reply actions  

That's a little rough man.

15 yard penalty on you.

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 6:26 PM CST up reply actions  

You and me both

makes me very angry. Its fucking football…stop your fucking whining and play. You’re paid big bucks to take a hit.

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by coltsfan723 on Jan 23, 2011 6:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Roger Goodell would like a word with you.

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 23, 2011 6:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll tell him the same thing

and how worthless he is.

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by coltsfan723 on Jan 23, 2011 6:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, not exactly sure what else he could have done....

He didn’t move forward. He just stood his ground.

"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."

-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)

by Jamkel on Jan 23, 2011 6:25 PM CST reply actions  

I've seen this kind of tackling before.

In every single Texans game this season.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 6:26 PM CST reply actions  

TACKLING DRILLS TILL YOU PUKE

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 6:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Jets suck

but I still want Pittsburgh to go up in flames.

by Gwen on Jan 23, 2011 6:27 PM CST reply actions  

Pouncy return is questionable

but he’s walking on crutches? Fucking just say he’s done. Don’t be retarded please.

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by coltsfan723 on Jan 23, 2011 6:27 PM CST reply actions  

...

Of course they're gonna measure.

And I'll bet the ref nudges the ball just enough for the first down.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 6:28 PM CST reply actions  

THE ILLUMANTI ROONEY FAMILY OWNS THE NFL

Have you been spending time over at Baltimore Beatdown?

by cubic on Jan 23, 2011 6:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Let's just say I haven't entirely gotten over the Seahawks getting Roethlisberger'd

During Super Bowl XL.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 6:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh that was horrible

I’ve seen better officiating at wrestling matches.

by cubic on Jan 23, 2011 6:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I will never be convinced that the fix wasn't in for that game.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 6:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Me too. That was so f-in' horrible! Poor hawks.

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 6:34 PM CST up reply actions  

PICKED OFF!!!!!!

"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."

-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)

by Jamkel on Jan 23, 2011 6:29 PM CST reply actions  

YES!

What a dumb play call!!!!!

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 6:29 PM CST reply actions  

They don't go up that quick

The franchise mode sucks now.

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 6:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Hot damn it's picked!

Now invert Roethlisweasel’s knee!!!

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 6:29 PM CST reply actions  

The Jets are looking like the Texans.

SWEET.

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 6:31 PM CST reply actions  

NOW YOU POST

What the hell.

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 6:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I was wondering about that.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 6:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Slow computer is slow.

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 6:34 PM CST up reply actions  

"And the Stealers say Ferguson flinched..."

Well, if the Stealers said so...

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 6:32 PM CST reply actions  

Im still pissed about that

if you wanna throw a flag, please make your own judgment and don’t listen to all the clowns jumping around and pointing.

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by coltsfan723 on Jan 23, 2011 6:35 PM CST up reply actions  

False start

for moving his head to look at the line. god damn it. Fuck the Stillers

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by coltsfan723 on Jan 23, 2011 6:33 PM CST reply actions  

LOL

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 6:33 PM CST reply actions  

Sigh.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 6:34 PM CST reply actions  

THIS GAME IS BORING

Weakest play offs ever.

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 6:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Jets look toast.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 6:34 PM CST reply actions  

They look frozen

"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."

-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)

by Jamkel on Jan 23, 2011 6:37 PM CST up reply actions  

The hate.

It is flowing through me.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 6:35 PM CST reply actions  

I can haz Revis?

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 23, 2011 6:37 PM CST reply actions  

BORING GAME

Might go ahead and watch Spartacus instead.

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 6:37 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

redheads are hawt.

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 6:38 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Indeed

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 6:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Think she can make biscuits and gravy?

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Jan 23, 2011 7:02 PM CST up reply actions  

yummmmmmm

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 7:03 PM CST up reply actions  

from Cracker Barrel

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 7:03 PM CST up reply actions  

with grits and pancakes... not "Pancakes"... ewwww... but golden griddle cakes...

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Jan 23, 2011 7:19 PM CST up reply actions  

You've got my attention.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 6:38 PM CST up reply actions  

How about this one?

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 6:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Can I get that with a side of Christina Hendricks?

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jan 23, 2011 10:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Crap, my wife saw that.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 6:43 PM CST up reply actions  

To put it kindly.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 6:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Tell her

Xena The Warrior Princess says hi.

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 6:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't let her find out there are women in this thread!

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 23, 2011 6:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Just cook her another gourmet dinner.

All will be forgiven.

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 6:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Paint her house...

I hear it works wonders.

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Jan 23, 2011 7:03 PM CST up reply actions  

We live in an apartment.

And I think they’d disapprove of me painting the place.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 7:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Do her laundry

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jan 23, 2011 10:01 PM CST up reply actions  

This made me laugh more than it probably should have for someone my age.

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 6:40 PM CST up reply actions  

How young are you?

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 6:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm 30.

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 6:43 PM CST up reply actions  

i'm 27 (28 next month)

so it’s all good!

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 23, 2011 6:44 PM CST up reply actions  

it means the world hasn't broken your sense of humor

so no, it is completely right in so many ways

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 23, 2011 6:45 PM CST up reply actions  

yes.

everyone stops counting at 39.

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 6:46 PM CST up reply actions  

My uncle stopped at 39 11 years ago

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jan 23, 2011 10:02 PM CST up reply actions  

No, it makes me feel better. :)

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 6:47 PM CST up reply actions  

A young pedo bear

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 6:45 PM CST up reply actions  

a/s/l?

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 23, 2011 6:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Creepster! lol

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 6:44 PM CST up reply actions  

He's just doing it

Yahoo style

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 6:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Get the info out of the way soon

Then you can get on with the perving!

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 6:45 PM CST up reply actions  

^^this.

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 23, 2011 6:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Toss it!

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 6:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I iz in your bushez. Watching your TV.

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 23, 2011 6:48 PM CST up reply actions  

My bushes?

But im completely shaved!

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 6:49 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

LOL!!!

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 6:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Now were warmin this thread up!

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 23, 2011 6:50 PM CST up reply actions  

a/s/l????

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 23, 2011 6:51 PM CST up reply actions  

16/f/tx

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 6:51 PM CST up reply actions  

hawt!

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 23, 2011 6:52 PM CST up reply actions  

/blushes

Wbu qt?

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 6:52 PM CST up reply actions  

what do that mean?

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 23, 2011 6:53 PM CST up reply actions  

You're showing your age!

What about you, Cutie

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 6:54 PM CST up reply actions  

16/f/naptown

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 23, 2011 6:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I have a feelin

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 6:56 PM CST up reply actions  

.

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 6:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Damn

Whatevs.

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 6:54 PM CST up reply actions  

TMI

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 6:50 PM CST up reply actions  

No such thing on the Internet!

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 6:52 PM CST up reply actions  

/nods

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 6:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Lolz

/Twas a joke

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 23, 2011 6:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Naice!

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 6:40 PM CST up reply actions  

/wipes away the tears
//keeps laughing

I Want to Believe

by Fox Mulder on Jan 23, 2011 6:42 PM CST up reply actions  

When did Frank Bush take over defensive coaching for the Jets?!

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 6:38 PM CST reply actions  

you mean his ghost right?

cause he hasn’t been seen since the season ended for the Texans.

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 6:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Checked any Denver bars around 2AM lately?

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Jan 23, 2011 7:06 PM CST up reply actions  

if they are dive bars...

i am there till closing. cause closing time is the best time to meet women.

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 7:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Okay, forget Roethlisweasel.

Dear Shiva,

Please have someone hit Rashard Mendenhall’s knees so hard that his fibulas go flying into the stands at Heinz Field. Oh and where are those sex-crazed coyotes I asked to go get Roethlisberger?

Yours,

UT

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 6:40 PM CST reply actions  

This game makes me want to

gouge my eyes out.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 6:44 PM CST reply actions  

Mark Brunell

is still alive?

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 6:48 PM CST up reply actions  

In a way, he is

But in a more accurate way, no he’s dead

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 6:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I heard he's making a cameo

In the second season of “Walking Dead”

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 6:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Kick off

…you’re doing it wrong

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by coltsfan723 on Jan 23, 2011 6:49 PM CST reply actions  

LOL!

http://runt-of-the-web.com/post/906251640/mel-gibson-rants-in-kitten-photos

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 6:51 PM CST reply actions  

Holy crap in a pita, you suck Sanchez!

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 6:51 PM CST reply actions  

Okay, fair or foul:

MJD was hating on Cutler saying, ‘Dude you can’t finish a game? I played a whole season with a bad knee.’

MJD played 14 games. That’s not a full season. Right?

by SpazMo on Jan 23, 2011 6:52 PM CST reply actions  

so who we going for?

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 23, 2011 6:53 PM CST reply actions  

Right now?

A watchable game.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 6:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Question for Texans fans:

Would you take Revis under the condition that you would then have to play with ten players on defense?

Because the more I watch him, the more I realize that he can single-handedly cover more of the field than Kareem Jackson and Eugene Wilson combined.

by Nashmeister on Jan 23, 2011 6:53 PM CST reply actions  

He can be our secondary.

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 6:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes. yes yes yes yes yes YES YeS yES Yes.

Did I mention Yes?

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 23, 2011 6:54 PM CST up reply actions  

This is a question?

Yes!

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 6:59 PM CST up reply actions  

It is.

Seriously. Playing down a man is a pretty huge disadvantage. You’d have to be talking about replacing two of the worst players in the NFL with arguably the best.

And sadly, that’s probably the case in this scenario.

by Nashmeister on Jan 23, 2011 7:01 PM CST up reply actions  

J-E-T-S

SUCK SUCK SUCK

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 23, 2011 6:54 PM CST reply actions  

I can't believe

that the NFL feetured this game.

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 6:55 PM CST up reply actions  

There's a Jets fan where I work.

He tried to do the J-E-T-S chant the other day but spelled it JETES. I seriously laughed for 30 minutes straight. I’m laughing as I type this. lolz.

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 23, 2011 6:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Clay Matthews is going to murder Ben Roethlisberger

And defile his corpse. And I’m looking forward to it.

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 6:55 PM CST reply actions  

I sure hope so.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 6:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Where was this awful D

against the Colts?

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by coltsfan723 on Jan 23, 2011 6:55 PM CST reply actions  

My roommate playing Starcraft 2 online

and talking to his friend on headphones while playing it is more entertaining than listening to this game right now.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 6:56 PM CST reply actions  

eavesdropper!!!!!!

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 6:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Gotta love only listening to half of the conversation,

especially when they are teaming up against other players.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 6:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I play sc2 quite a bit.

Haha I use skype when I play.

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 23, 2011 6:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Not a bad idea...

BATTLECRUISER OPERATIONAL!

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 6:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Haha

now it’s “Thor is hear!”

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 23, 2011 6:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Haha I never play Terran actually

I’m a ’toss kinda gal. But I always loved BATTLECRUISER OPERATIONAL in the original game.

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 6:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Haha Wow

I play toss as well. I don’t think I’ve ever heard a female playing starcraft. Halo? Call of Duty? Sure but never starcraft.

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 23, 2011 7:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Well this is kinda weird but Starcraft is the ONLY game I play.

I should really learn how to play zerg better to round out my game.

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 7:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Starcraft.

PFFT

It’s all about that Red Alert!

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 6:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Now that is Hot!

Girls who play video games make me swoon

I Want to Believe

by Fox Mulder on Jan 23, 2011 6:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I am a nerd's delight.

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 7:00 PM CST up reply actions  

hubba hubba

Complete with the nerdy glasses?

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 7:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Haha I usually wear contacts.

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 7:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Still hawt!

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 7:02 PM CST up reply actions  

will pay your rent for the nerd specs

I Want to Believe

by Fox Mulder on Jan 23, 2011 7:03 PM CST up reply actions  

mnmmnm

nerd delight……..

I Want to Believe

by Fox Mulder on Jan 23, 2011 7:01 PM CST up reply actions  

.

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 7:02 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

This showed more than I thought

apologies

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 7:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Apology accepted.

Sideboob is perfectly acceptable ’round these parts. Or at least, so says I.

by Nashmeister on Jan 23, 2011 7:04 PM CST up reply actions  

gamethreads aren't usually read at work

so NSFW isn’t as big a deal

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 7:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I noticed the sideboob first

Then the nipples. Is there something wrong with me?

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 7:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes

Yes there is

I Want to Believe

by Fox Mulder on Jan 23, 2011 7:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I've been told many times.

Now I have confirmation.

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 7:06 PM CST up reply actions  

It's nothing that posting a couple of Panda pics can't fix...

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Jan 23, 2011 7:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Here's on

BFD leaving for a business trip.

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 7:15 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

NICE one!!! a rec for you!

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Jan 23, 2011 7:20 PM CST up reply actions  

LB is going to come back to this thread tomorrow just to say that's NSFW

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 7:06 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 7:08 PM CST up reply actions  

True Story

My OBGYN was doing a pelvic exam…and TEXTING! I was so shocked I didn’t say anything. WTF!

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 7:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Texting?

Or taking pics?

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 7:11 PM CST up reply actions  

well the pics needed a some commentary

if only for context

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 7:12 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 23, 2011 7:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Well he told me what he was txting...

But who knows?!

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 7:15 PM CST up reply actions  

He was texting a medical journal

“In all my years as an OBGYN i’ve never seen anything like this!”

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 23, 2011 7:16 PM CST up reply actions  

BAZINGA!

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 7:17 PM CST up reply actions  

they really are sideways!

/racism

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 7:19 PM CST up reply actions  

yes I've started drinking

why do you ask?

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 7:19 PM CST up reply actions  

the real shocker...

is that you stopped drinking sometime

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 7:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Haha well his wife is Asian

And he lives and practices medicine here. So I assume he’s seen a lot of Asian nani.

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 7:22 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

So you're asian

EVEN HOTTER

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 7:23 PM CST up reply actions  

808 is building a lore around her now

by the end of this thread she’s gonna be considered a goddess.

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 23, 2011 7:26 PM CST up reply actions  

ah... bondage... more lore... it's all working now...

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Jan 23, 2011 7:29 PM CST up reply actions  

no, wait a minute...

it is getting into “it’s a trap” territory now.

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 7:30 PM CST up reply actions  

..............

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 7:33 PM CST up reply actions  

/crying game

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 7:34 PM CST up reply actions  

MY EYES!

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 7:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Man that sucks if yo computer loads picture extra slow

You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.

by Antho10000 on Jan 23, 2011 7:36 PM CST up reply actions  

if you expected anything different in response to "it's a trap"

you deserve it.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 7:38 PM CST up reply actions  

BANNED!

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 7:36 PM CST up reply actions  

We're still negotiating with the Colts squatters

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 7:31 PM CST up reply actions  

you can have Cass...

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 7:32 PM CST up reply actions  

He's part of the deal, as is Coco

There’s just some other matters that have not been settled, like next year’s AFC South record.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 7:33 PM CST up reply actions  

hey we had the colts sit in the basement, alone. for a week.

worst week ever, by the way.

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 7:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh stop. You're embarrassing yourself.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 7:36 PM CST up reply actions  

like THAT is new...

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 7:38 PM CST up reply actions  

A virgin offering eh?

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 7:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Um...wait...I'm supposed to be a virgin?

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 7:36 PM CST up reply actions  

He's talking about Cass I think

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 7:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Or PUD

Who is a virgin for people outside of his direct family.

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 7:37 PM CST up reply actions  

That's not part of the agreement.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 7:37 PM CST up reply actions  

In my fantasy world

you are.

And no, i’ll pass on cass.

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 7:38 PM CST up reply actions  

and a lone tear rolls down Cass' cheek...

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 7:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Or I cheer because I'm not gay.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 7:41 PM CST up reply actions  

it's ok. rejection hurts.

you will get through this!

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 7:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll try.

Hey, look. I did!

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 7:43 PM CST up reply actions  

rec'd for... "nani"

…so cute

Are you SURE you’ve EVER been near Boston? I’m just not seein’ it…

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Jan 23, 2011 7:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I went to school there.

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 7:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Pope: Are you sure this is Boston?
Peter: Oh, yeah. Look, there’s Harvard.
Pope: That’s just a barn.
Peter: Ooh, I see someone went to Yale

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 7:29 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

/laughing... exactly

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Jan 23, 2011 7:30 PM CST up reply actions  

That was when Family Guy was kind of funny!

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 7:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Haha a few steps below Harvard and Yale

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 7:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't say Backup College!

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 7:34 PM CST up reply actions  

A la Elaine Benes

“Hey, I went to Tufts! That was my safety school! So don’t talk to me about hardship.”

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 7:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Good

I didn’t want to be listening to a damn Boston College grad!

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 7:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I think Colts Homer only hates BC

because lots of people mock Castonzo to Indy when Carimi is available.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 7:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Boston College cost ND the 1993 national championship

So fuck them for that. Castonzo is fine with me.

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 7:42 PM CST up reply actions  

that could be a good thing or a bad thing

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 7:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Creeeeeeeeeeeepy!

You sure he wasn’t taking pics?

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 23, 2011 7:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Ghey

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 7:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Sky Rockets in flight

808’s a nerd delight!

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 23, 2011 7:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm sad that Starcraft 2 got rid

of Guardians. I loved them. At least they kept Archons.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 6:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Brood Lords = Gaurdians pretty much.

Same concept just not the same range.

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 23, 2011 6:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Anti-ground can attack the broodlings they

shoot out though.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 7:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah but they come out quick enough to be effective.

Zerg needs some work in this game. They are pretty weak IMO.

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 23, 2011 7:01 PM CST up reply actions  

In multiplayer,

their speed in building makes up for general weakness.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 7:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I've watched soccer games on Telefutura that make more sense than this conversation

GOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 7:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Oddly enough,

official Starcraft matches are announced like soccer games.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 7:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I actually am a pretty huge starcraft nerd

I watch the GSL matches from Korea that are commentated like football games. It’s awesome.

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 23, 2011 7:12 PM CST up reply actions  

On the game last night

The announcer did this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwqlziAnqSg

Epic

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 7:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahahahah

I like that bun bun ree!

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 23, 2011 7:15 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm hoping t-shirts will follow

I’m very glad we stole Bunbury from the Canadians. AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 7:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, wow.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 7:15 PM CST up reply actions  

BTW,

in the original Starcraft, Corsairs are the most annoying unit of all time.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 7:03 PM CST up reply actions  

You guys are fucking Nerds!!

only Chicks that play video games are hot…..

I Want to Believe

by Fox Mulder on Jan 23, 2011 7:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I watch sports too.

ha doesn’t that at least even it out?

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 23, 2011 7:09 PM CST up reply actions  

No

It doesnt, unless you play Battlefield 1942

I Want to Believe

by Fox Mulder on Jan 23, 2011 7:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Played it.

Fun game.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 7:14 PM CST up reply actions  

is it less dorky to be spending downtime

running correlations between lineman draft status and OL performance?

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 7:10 PM CST up reply actions  

No

That’s ridiculous.

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 7:11 PM CST up reply actions  

What's wrong with fucking nerds?

;)

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 7:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I too

love fucking nerds.

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 7:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I've never done it

So I don’t know.

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 7:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Hmm, The Dark Knight's coming on soon

Maybe that’ll entertain me cause this game fails.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 23, 2011 6:57 PM CST reply actions  

Bane.

The villain is bane.

I WANTED NPH AS RIDDLER!

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 6:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe this time bane will be displayed as he is

A extremely intelligent but also swole dude instead of a retarded meathead

by fgp on Jan 23, 2011 7:11 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I hope so.

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 7:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Welp

Networks will go with the history angle for this…..the league’s two winningest franchises – the team of the 60s vs the team of the 70s/00s…….that ought to be a good game.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 23, 2011 6:58 PM CST reply actions  

Or an eyesore.

No way of knowing yet.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 6:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I said ought...

Hopefully, it delivers because this day has been full of fail.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 23, 2011 7:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Both teams are perfectly capable of putting up crap.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 7:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Rex has his work cut out for him.

If he can pull himself away from Jenn Sterger’s feet, they might have a shot.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 7:03 PM CST reply actions  

Not anymore.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 7:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Holy shit...

bye bye game…Sanchez is hurt, score is ridiculous. Game is over.

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by coltsfan723 on Jan 23, 2011 7:03 PM CST reply actions  

FML

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 7:03 PM CST reply actions  

so what happened now?

Simpsons is on.

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 7:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Hit while throwing,

picked up, and then returned for a TD.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 7:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Sanchez fumbles the ball, Stealers recover for the TD.

Now being reviewed.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 7:06 PM CST up reply actions  

This is how I would rank QBs in the NFL

Tier 1: Brady, Peyton Manning

Tier 2: Aaron Rodgers, Philip Rivers, Drew Brees

Tier 3: Ben Roethlisberger, Matt Ryan, Michael Vick, Tony Romo

Tier 4: Eli Manning, Matt Schaub, Joe Flacco, Jay Cutler, Sam Bradford, Josh Freeman, Brett Favre

Tier 5: Mark Sanchez, Kyle Orton, Carson Palmer, Donovan McNabb, Matt Cassel, Chad Henne, David Garrard

Tier 6: Matt Hasselbeck, Alex Smith, Ryan Fitzpatrick, Jimmy Clausen, Kerry Collins, Derek Anderson, Jon Kitna

Anything horribly wrong with this?

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 7:05 PM CST reply actions  

I would move Schaub, Orton, and Hasselback up a level

and Romo down a level.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 7:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Orton was a tough one for me

Hasselbeck is done IMO. Schaub was on Tier 3 for me but I can’t put him on the same level as Vick, Ryan, and Rapist.

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 7:09 PM CST up reply actions  

You think Romo is better than Schaub, though?

I don’t.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 7:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Eh

Romo was another tough one for me. When he plays he can be very good.

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 7:10 PM CST up reply actions  

He's too erratic to be good

I’d put Schaub in Tier 3, Garrard in Tier 4, Romo in Tier 5

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jan 23, 2011 10:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd move Roethlisberger up one.

He’s a bit sack-prone, but other than that he has been very, very good for nearly his entire career.

by Nashmeister on Jan 23, 2011 7:10 PM CST up reply actions  

REMIX!!!!!!!!!!

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 7:05 PM CST reply actions  

Black and Yellow?

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 7:06 PM CST up reply actions  

the TV feed was looping through a little 1 second clip

repeatedly for a minute

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 7:07 PM CST up reply actions  

THAT SONG IS ANNOYING

UGHHHhh

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 7:07 PM CST up reply actions  

GET OUT!!!!!!

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 7:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 7:08 PM CST up reply actions  

YESSSS

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 7:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Black stripe, yellow paint

Jordann’s scared of it but them hoes ain’t.

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 7:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Need to raise my body temperature

So I can spontaneously combust and not have to hear that song anymore.

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 7:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Black and yellow, all black and yellow
see me now they treating me like I’m somebody special
smoking on that good know that its me as soon as they smell it
you can chill I’m the one who get it not the one who sell it
grind everyday I’m ballin I cant help it
niggas on that bullshit my pockets full of Celtics
and them niggas hating on us give them best wishes
in the club you ain’t even on the guestlist bitch
sound like you need to get your weight up
go to sleep rich and count another million when I wake up
they wondering how I do my thang 2 words, Taylor Gang
remix g-shit
the champagnes poured nigga the weeds lit
lil mama clothes fallin like the leaves in the fall
ain’t worry bout your friends so bring em all

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 7:12 PM CST up reply actions  

ARGHHHHH

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 7:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Taylor Gang or die

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 7:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I think he's already expressed a preference

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 7:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Sucks for him

Damn it feels good to be a Taylor.

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 7:16 PM CST up reply actions  

If you want to get CH back, make fun of Gabe Carimi.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 7:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Rap and Gabe Carimi suck.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 7:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Go listen to grunge music, hipster

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 7:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Black hole sun, won't you come

And wash away the rain? Black hole sun, won’t you come? Won’t you come?

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 7:16 PM CST up reply actions  

BLACK HOLE SUN

BLACK HOLE SUN!

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 7:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Hang my head, drown my fear, till you all just disappear...

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 7:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Nothing better

than 90’s Chris Cornell.

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 7:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm going hungryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 23, 2011 7:19 PM CST up reply actions  

TEMPLE OF THE DOG

YESS

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 7:20 PM CST up reply actions  

damn it feels good to be a Taylor
to rock camo shorts, chuck ts and smoke papers
weed comin’ in all flavors
fall up in the spot as long as the champagnes there
couple pretty hoes I don’t know their name here
smell the weed, see two fingers know my gang near

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 7:17 PM CST up reply actions  

God this game will be all worth it if T-God makes a Super Bowl remix

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 7:08 PM CST up reply actions  

lol
Urlacher on MJD RT @greg_a_bedard: “Where’s he at now, home? … It’s easy to talk sh$t about someone when you’re sitting on your couch…”

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by coltsfan723 on Jan 23, 2011 7:08 PM CST reply actions  

come on dude!! Try to pull a Connolly!

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 7:08 PM CST reply actions  

BROKEN SHIN

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 7:09 PM CST reply actions  

THIS IS THE DEEPEST PENETRATION OF THE GAME

lulz

He dreams about it every night.

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 7:15 PM CST reply actions  

Nacho knows how to penetrate

but he can’t finish, apparently.

by cubic on Jan 23, 2011 7:16 PM CST up reply actions  

/cringe

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Jan 23, 2011 7:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Perhaps I am immature but this cracked me up

“This is their deepest penetration of the game”. Would’ve been funnier if it were in reference to Roethlisberger, but still.

by cubic on Jan 23, 2011 7:15 PM CST reply actions  

part of me is sad that stillers are doing good...

but another part is happy that sanchise is losing

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 7:17 PM CST reply actions  

/turns the channel to Dark Knight

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 7:17 PM CST reply actions  

Excellent

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 23, 2011 7:17 PM CST up reply actions  

/will watch the jets fail...

and enjoy it for that.

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 7:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I just hit the "last channel" button on my remote...

And it flipped to the only thing worse than that football game: something with Jodie Foster in it.

Shiver

Am I the only one who finds her unbearable? Thank god for FX with Iron Man to the rescue.

by Nashmeister on Jan 23, 2011 7:19 PM CST up reply actions  

She's bad...

But I’ll see your Jody Foster and raise you a …

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Jan 23, 2011 7:24 PM CST up reply actions  

"manish"? Helllooooooo!?!?!

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Jan 23, 2011 7:27 PM CST up reply actions  

It's all about Marissa Tomei

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 7:25 PM CST up reply actions  

/nods

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 7:28 PM CST up reply actions  

She was pretty good in her short role in Rescue Me

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jan 23, 2011 10:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Just got back from smashin the titans 52 - 18 on madden

And i turn on the game to find another blow out. I guess its time to look for somethin else to do

You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.

by Antho10000 on Jan 23, 2011 7:18 PM CST reply actions  

Psst, Jim Nantz?

I know you went to U of H, so I tend to go easy on criticizing you. But the Stealers didn’t win jack shit in Detroit against the Stealers.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 7:19 PM CST reply actions  

I hope you like prison food.

AND PENIS.

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 7:22 PM CST reply actions  

lol what?

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 23, 2011 7:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Dear Rex Ryan,

I am prepared to make you an offer you can’t possibly refuse. If you beat the Stealers, I will give you this as compensation.

I trust you’ll do what is necessary.

Yours,

UT

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 7:24 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Quentin Tarrantino

approves of this comment.

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 7:24 PM CST up reply actions  

It is.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 7:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Rec'd

except for the winning part. Cause fuck the Jets.

by WhiskeyR on Jan 23, 2011 7:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I would sooner see the Jets in the Super Bowl than the Stealers.

Because I hate the Stealers with a fire that would consume the world.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 7:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Urlacher is pissed about people questioning his toughness

It’s kind of annoying me too. A lot of these people questioning his toughness have never taken a hit in their lives and knee injuries hurt like hell. Even a small one will completely lock up a knee.

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 7:26 PM CST reply actions  

I rolled over in bed in the middle of the night once

tweaked my knee so badly I couldn’t move it or even cry out in pain. Laid there in agony for like 15 minutes, then started to get motion back and was able to sleep. Was gimpy the next few days.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 7:28 PM CST up reply actions  

In rugby

A 300 pound prop fell on my knee in practice. I could barely bend my knee for a week. That was just a bad bruise. Cutler may have torn something.

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 7:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Cowher just called ARod and Big Ben the 2 best QBs in the league

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 7:26 PM CST reply actions  

He's high on PCP

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 7:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I guess he said they're the best at improvising

But it still makes me want to barf.

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 7:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Stupid media.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 7:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Which one?

And maybe we should liveblog that too.

by cubic on Jan 23, 2011 7:28 PM CST up reply actions  

DO YOU THINK YOU CAN STEAL FROM US AND JUST WALK AWAY!?!?

….yes….

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 7:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I love that

I can make this pencil… disappear

by cubic on Jan 23, 2011 7:31 PM CST up reply actions  

scene where the joker meets with the mobster guys

“oh and buy the way, this suit wasn’t cheap. you outta know you bought it”

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 23, 2011 7:30 PM CST up reply actions  

that doesn't narrow it down much

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 7:29 PM CST up reply actions  

"I'm going to make this pencil disappear."

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 7:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Catwoman, I think.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 7:38 PM CST up reply actions  

meeeeooow!

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 23, 2011 7:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Played by...Anne Hathaway, which I think is a weird choice

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 7:39 PM CST up reply actions  

In Nolan We Trust

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 7:40 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

If he just did it to get Anne Hathaway in leather...

I won’t hold it against him either.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 23, 2011 7:41 PM CST up reply actions  

^This.

/looks around to make sure my wife doesn’t see this.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 7:42 PM CST up reply actions  

come on

even your wife wants to see AH in leather

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 23, 2011 7:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't find her that hot.

She looks old to me.

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 7:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Craziness

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 7:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I guess I'm in the minority here.

I was shocked to discover she was younger than me. I thought she was 35.

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 7:49 PM CST up reply actions  

35 = ANCIENT...

I’m 35 too… Well… not in THAT order, but the digits are all there…

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Jan 23, 2011 7:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think 35 is ancient. I'm 30, after all.

But for me to think a Hollywood celebrity looks 35 when she’s still in her 20s is probably not good, given the fact that she has access to the best of every kind of skin care and plastic surgeons. :p

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 7:52 PM CST up reply actions  

but she lives such a hard life...

she makes Lindsey Lohan look like Cass.

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 7:53 PM CST up reply actions  

all women are at least bi

/world as told by porn

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 7:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Black Swan?

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 7:53 PM CST up reply actions  

I did here there was a scene in that

which was relevant to my interests

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 7:54 PM CST up reply actions  

*hear

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 7:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis eating each other out.

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 7:55 PM CST up reply actions  

..............

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 8:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know why people acted like they were weirded out by it

If someone came up to me and asked “Would you like to see Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis have lesbian sex” I would say “Yes, I would like to see that all the time. I want to live in a world where that’s the only thing I see.”

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 8:03 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

theoretically that could get boring

practically, probably not.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 8:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Truth

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 8:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Rec'd

Watched Memento this morning actually.

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 7:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I actually think that could be a good choice.

Heath Ledger turned out to be a damn fine Joker.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 7:42 PM CST up reply actions  

...briefly

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher

by DilloTex on Jan 23, 2011 7:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Great, first decent run they've had all day and Greene gets hurt afterward.

I hate everything right now.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 7:35 PM CST reply actions  

lol

It’s so cold in Chicago that Bears fans are burning my jersey. Damn global warming.
28 minutes ago via Mobile Web

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 7:36 PM CST reply actions  

Well I just got home

Been watching the games at the bar. Wanted the Bears to win but picked the Packers. And I LOVE seeing Rex Ryan totally fucking blow it, just classic. Like smelling feet classic.

by WhiskeyR on Jan 23, 2011 7:38 PM CST reply actions  

Is anyone still watching the game

or is everyone on IronMan on FX?

I Want to Believe

by Fox Mulder on Jan 23, 2011 7:41 PM CST reply actions  

I've seen Iron Man a couple of times.

Haven’t seen Dark Knight. So, I’m watching Dark Knight.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 7:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 7:43 PM CST up reply actions  

damn Cass

enjoy

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 23, 2011 7:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I remember when I saw it in theaters

First thing I said as I was leaving was “Heath Ledger was awesome! I hope he’s in the sequel!” It’s funny because he won’t be in the sequel because he’s dead. Or it was funny.

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 7:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Ouch.

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 7:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I hope I can follow this one.

Watched Batman Begins in theaters and was massively confused for the majority of the movie.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

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by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 7:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Lay off the smoke.

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 7:45 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 7:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Cass is such a stoner

He’s not as clean as me.

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 7:46 PM CST up reply actions  

And listen to Dark Side of the Moon too

IT TOTALLY SYNCS UP, MAN!

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
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by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 7:47 PM CST up reply actions  

your high

that doesnt work

I Want to Believe

by Fox Mulder on Jan 23, 2011 7:48 PM CST up reply actions  

or doesn't it????

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 23, 2011 7:48 PM CST up reply actions  

It does'nt

I need to try mushrooms and try again

I Want to Believe

by Fox Mulder on Jan 23, 2011 7:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Actually it does

But that’s because a lot of things can work. If we’re talking about DSoM and Wizard of Oz. It works if you’re blazed.

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by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 7:49 PM CST up reply actions  

TNT

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 7:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Im not watching anything

I’m not giving Ben views any longer

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by coltsfan723 on Jan 23, 2011 7:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Dark Knight went to commercial in time for

me to flip over and see the Jets TD.

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 7:41 PM CST reply actions  

.

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 7:43 PM CST reply actions  

Where is this?

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 7:43 PM CST up reply actions  

No clue

Probably heaven.

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If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 7:44 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL

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by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 7:46 PM CST reply actions  

Roughing the kicker?!

He barely got a hand on the guy’s foot!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 7:47 PM CST reply actions  

It's the Steelers

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by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 7:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I know...but still.

In fact, I’m waiting for the ref to call pass interference on that pick.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 7:51 PM CST up reply actions  

well at least Roethlisberger pulls out early

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 7:50 PM CST reply actions  

"it's Ben Rothlesburger pulling out..."

there is a joke there somewhere in that Simms quote

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 7:50 PM CST reply actions  

here's the booger incidnet

for those who missed it.

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by coltsfan723 on Jan 23, 2011 7:50 PM CST reply actions  

Ben Rothlisberger pulling out.....

don’t want to leave any DNA behind!

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 23, 2011 7:50 PM CST reply actions  

Really?

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 7:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I think so

The Jets score an opening drive TD and then they just picked off Rapistburger.

by cubic on Jan 23, 2011 7:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Cool.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

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by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 7:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Keep me updated on more interesting stuff, please.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 7:55 PM CST up reply actions  

ravens vs texans anyone?

Hey, it could be worse than being a Texans fan.... You could be a Mets AND Texans fan, like me

by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 23, 2011 7:53 PM CST reply actions  

Hopefully with a better ending.

I.E. the Stealers losing.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 7:54 PM CST up reply actions  

please for my sake let the steelers lose

I’m sick and tired of Jets fans

Hey, it could be worse than being a Texans fan.... You could be a Mets AND Texans fan, like me

by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 23, 2011 7:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Um..?

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 7:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Huh?

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 7:56 PM CST up reply actions  

win

Hey, it could be worse than being a Texans fan.... You could be a Mets AND Texans fan, like me

by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 23, 2011 7:59 PM CST up reply actions  

This game would be way better

if Sanchize could throw a pass

I Want to Believe

by Fox Mulder on Jan 23, 2011 7:54 PM CST reply actions  

seriously.....

the guy couldnt hit a fat girl with a donut

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 23, 2011 7:55 PM CST up reply actions  

WHY ARE YOU WASTING DONUTS????

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 7:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I'M NOT WASTING DONUTS!

Sanchize would be, because they would be hitting the ground

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 23, 2011 7:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Well that is the last straw...

time to not retreat, but reload!

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 7:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Reload a donut cannon?

If so, tell me where you bought it.

by cubic on Jan 23, 2011 7:58 PM CST up reply actions  

if you have the donut cannon, i would have the donut tank.

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 8:01 PM CST up reply actions  

well played sir

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 23, 2011 8:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Not going to feel like watching a movie for the first time

without popcorn. BRB.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

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by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 7:56 PM CST reply actions  

i like to pop popcorn on the stove...

tastes better than the microwave.

"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry

by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 7:57 PM CST up reply actions  

jiffy pop

classic!

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 23, 2011 7:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I do too,

but I can’t get that easily here.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 7:59 PM CST up reply actions  

one redeeming feature of the Mayflower dorms at Iowa

they had full kitchens (shared with another room, like the bathrooms)

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 8:03 PM CST up reply actions  

My room has a full kitchen too.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 8:06 PM CST up reply actions  

then why couldn't you make popcorn on the stove?

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 8:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Jiffy Pop (and related brands)

aren’t available in the convenience-type stores nearby.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 8:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I guess that's to be expected from the type of hellscape

which doesn’t sell alcohol on Sundays

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 8:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I would need a car.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 8:17 PM CST up reply actions  

tne get a car

you lazy fuck

I Want to Believe

by Fox Mulder on Jan 23, 2011 8:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I have no money.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 8:18 PM CST up reply actions  

LOLZ YOU ARE SO POOR LOLZ

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 8:18 PM CST up reply actions  

when I was your age

I went to school uphill both was

I Want to Believe

by Fox Mulder on Jan 23, 2011 8:18 PM CST up reply actions  

But I had a car

because im not poor

I Want to Believe

by Fox Mulder on Jan 23, 2011 8:21 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

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by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 8:22 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL

john stuart FTW!

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 23, 2011 7:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Just like everything else ever

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 7:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Now I'm listening to Dark Side of the Moon

I remember why I listened to this album every day for 2 years. 1) because it’s awesome 2) that was before I had a girlfriend and friends

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 8:01 PM CST reply actions  

And I had just discovered marijuana

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 8:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Watching Family Guy

be back after its done. lol

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by coltsfan723 on Jan 23, 2011 8:02 PM CST reply actions  

Which epi?

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by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 8:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Brian writes a book

and Stewie is his publicist…it turns into a best seller and Brian turns into an ego filled jerk face.

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by coltsfan723 on Jan 23, 2011 8:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Rex Ryan

Feels de-feeted from that penalty

I Want to Believe

by Fox Mulder on Jan 23, 2011 8:02 PM CST reply actions  

gotta love free HD programming on playoff weekend!

Thanks AT and T Uverse!

"Are you f*cking kidding me???"

by danorocks17 on Jan 23, 2011 8:04 PM CST reply actions  

Three straight Roethlisweasel sacks.

Where has THIS been all day?!

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 8:04 PM CST reply actions  

Kapinos sucks ass

was so bad in the week Pat was suspended.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 8:06 PM CST reply actions  

I'm going to the Butler game @ Valpo next Saturday

It better be a hell of a lot better than the past 3 games!

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 8:06 PM CST reply actions  

I sure hope so.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 8:08 PM CST up reply actions  

KC_Sven
@fauxjohnmadden cromartie just held mike wallace longer than any of his children.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 8:09 PM CST reply actions  

lol

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 8:10 PM CST up reply actions  

PeytonsHead
Shannon Sharpe is trending. Why? I’ll give you the same answer I give when someone asks me what he said……I have no f*ckin idea.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 8:10 PM CST reply actions  

Did Big Ben rape and murder a young girl in 1990?

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 8:13 PM CST reply actions  

Yes

but dont quote me on that

I Want to Believe

by Fox Mulder on Jan 23, 2011 8:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes

And in 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, 2000, 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09, and 2010

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
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by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 8:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Not 2011?

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 8:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Not yet

He waits until Valentine’s Day

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 8:15 PM CST up reply actions  

How romantic.

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Jan 23, 2011 8:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Shonn Greene is a meast

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 8:19 PM CST reply actions  

Jets still can't win

No way.

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 8:19 PM CST reply actions  

LOL

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by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 8:20 PM CST reply actions  

This is orgasmic to the ears

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7LOkmVg1b4

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
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by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 8:21 PM CST reply actions  

Sanchez, do you have mud for brains or something?!

I could have thrown that better!

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 8:22 PM CST reply actions  

God, I hate Pittsburgh.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 8:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Sanchize almost got picked off at the goal line

and the Jets get stuffed on 4th down. I guess this game is over.

by cubic on Jan 23, 2011 8:22 PM CST reply actions  

SAFETY

FUCK YEAH

FUCK YOU STILLERS

by cubic on Jan 23, 2011 8:25 PM CST reply actions  

S-A-F-E-T-Y DANCE!!!!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 8:25 PM CST reply actions  

lulz!!

I check to score and see a safety…win

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by coltsfan723 on Jan 23, 2011 8:25 PM CST reply actions  

wtf

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 8:25 PM CST reply actions  

You did

The Rapist fumbled the snap fell on it and that was all she wrote.

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by coltsfan723 on Jan 23, 2011 8:26 PM CST up reply actions  

What irony

Rex was a foot short…

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by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 8:25 PM CST reply actions  

I missed a safety?

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by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 8:27 PM CST reply actions  

yes,

yes you did.

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by coltsfan723 on Jan 23, 2011 8:27 PM CST up reply actions  

You did

Fumbled snap in the end zone.

by cubic on Jan 23, 2011 8:27 PM CST up reply actions  

You did.

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 8:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Life is like that

Beat me up and I fight right back

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 8:27 PM CST reply actions  

Not having Pouncy

is starting to hurt them.

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by coltsfan723 on Jan 23, 2011 8:28 PM CST reply actions  

Mangold's leg damn near got taken off

You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.

by Antho10000 on Jan 23, 2011 8:30 PM CST reply actions  

The Jets are constantly taking out their own players.

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 8:30 PM CST up reply actions  

There goes the best center in the game

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 8:30 PM CST reply actions  

highly drafted interior linemen correlate with poor OL performance. They are better off without him

/misusing statistics

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 8:33 PM CST up reply actions  

The word was sent down

Let the Jets back in because people are starting to change the channel

I Want to Believe

by Fox Mulder on Jan 23, 2011 8:34 PM CST reply actions  

I had already changed it like an hour ago.

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

by KMR24 on Jan 23, 2011 8:34 PM CST up reply actions  

You had it changed before it was popular

You’re such a TV hipster

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by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

I know :-)

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

by KMR24 on Jan 23, 2011 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

So what's the score?

The last time I saw was 24-0, Stillers.

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

by KMR24 on Jan 23, 2011 8:34 PM CST reply actions  

24-12 Steelers

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

24-18

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

24-19

Steelers

I Want to Believe

by Fox Mulder on Jan 23, 2011 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

18-24

EP pending

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by coltsfan723 on Jan 23, 2011 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Jets TD

5 point game. Exciting!

by cubic on Jan 23, 2011 8:35 PM CST reply actions  

Fuck Yeah!!!!!

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

by KMR24 on Jan 23, 2011 8:36 PM CST up reply actions  

TD Jets!

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 8:35 PM CST reply actions  

what quarter is it?

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

by KMR24 on Jan 23, 2011 8:36 PM CST reply actions  

4th

and about three minutes to go.

by cubic on Jan 23, 2011 8:36 PM CST up reply actions  

4th, about 3 minutes left.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 8:36 PM CST up reply actions  

4th

just over 3 minutes left Jets with all timeouts left

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by coltsfan723 on Jan 23, 2011 8:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Seth MacFarlane sold his soul to the devil

and Rupert Murdoch lets him make as many shows as he wants.

by cubic on Jan 23, 2011 8:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Never watched it

it will never come close to Family Guy.

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by coltsfan723 on Jan 23, 2011 8:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I watched one

and then no more
/should have given the spin off to Quagmire

I Want to Believe

by Fox Mulder on Jan 23, 2011 8:37 PM CST up reply actions  

They should have shot Seth McFarlane in the face because he sucks at life

Except he’s got a good voice.

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 8:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Your negativity

gives me a sad

I Want to Believe

by Fox Mulder on Jan 23, 2011 8:39 PM CST up reply actions  

As demonstrated here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV10f5DBSu0

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
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by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I turned it away from Dark Knight for this.

The Jets better not make me regret it.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

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by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 8:43 PM CST reply actions  

better finish it tonight after the game

I know for a fact there are steams of it. I’m probably watching one tonight.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

It's OK.

I used the Wiki article on it to fill in the holes.

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by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 8:53 PM CST up reply actions  

that doesn't do it justice at all.

I order you to actually watch the rest.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 8:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I am watching it right now.

I’m talking about the small hole in the middle where I watched the Steelers’ final drive.

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by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 8:56 PM CST up reply actions  

ok

you still might have missed an amazing scene.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

games over

Even if they get the stop on third, Sanchize will have to go 80+ yards in 1:00 with 0 time outs.

by SpazMo on Jan 23, 2011 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

one bomb to Braylon Edwards and...

AHAHAHAHHAHAHA like he’d catch it!

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 8:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

He’d never have an 80 yard TD in the AFC Championship Game.

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
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by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 8:45 PM CST up reply actions  

It's happened before.

All we need is to kidnap Dick LeBeau and substitute Frank Bush in his place.

“We’ve taken the Stealers hall of fame defensive coordinator and replaced him with Frank Bush. Let’s see if they notice.”

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 8:46 PM CST up reply actions  

sssshhhhh

both of you. Edwards has never made a big catch in his life

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 8:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I weep for what the NFL did to the Lamar Hunt trophy.

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by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 8:46 PM CST reply actions  

Ditto

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 23, 2011 8:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Went from awesome to bland.

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by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 8:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Game

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 8:47 PM CST reply actions  

Packers - Steelers

Superbowl 45

You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.

by Antho10000 on Jan 23, 2011 8:47 PM CST reply actions  

Easily.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

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by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 8:52 PM CST up reply actions  

One more game for the Steelers

means one more game for Ben Roethlisberger to Kevin Everett.

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 8:48 PM CST reply actions  

Crap.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

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by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 8:48 PM CST reply actions  

Well I loved seeing Rex's reaction

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 8:49 PM CST reply actions  

Hopefully LV goes to the Super Bowl and gets murdered

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 8:49 PM CST reply actions  

YAY CLUTCH IS ALIVE!

play like shit all day, complete two passes late, and you’re clutch!

by SpazMo on Jan 23, 2011 8:50 PM CST reply actions  

The media sucks.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 8:52 PM CST up reply actions  

.

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 8:53 PM CST up reply actions  

in b4 LB says it's NSFW

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 8:54 PM CST up reply actions  

SpongeBob, FTW!

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 8:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Dear Shiva, Durga, Jobu, and Odin,

Fuck all of you. You are useless. How many times have I called on you only to see nothing happen? Do you really prefer the Thieves Criminals Rapists Stealers over everyone else?

If you do, I say fuck you Shiva, Durga, Jobu and Odin; you wastes of deity.

Go Packers.

Yours,

UT

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 8:50 PM CST reply actions  

Sign me up for that!

But i don’t wanna wait till then

You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.

by Antho10000 on Jan 23, 2011 8:51 PM CST up reply actions  

You think the D is going to be fixed in 1 year?

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by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 8:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Simply changing the coordinators....

will do wonders.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 23, 2011 8:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought you guys hated the talent too.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

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by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 8:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Some do

I think the talent is there….it just needs to be better schemed and developed.

As good as Mario is, I love that Wade said he could improve in certain areas. That’s what I like to hear….a defensive coordinator who will not rest on his laurels.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 23, 2011 8:57 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL THERE WILL BE NO AFC TITLE GAME IN 2012!!!!

LALZ

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 8:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Why couldn't the Ravens have held

on last week? Sigh.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

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by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 8:51 PM CST reply actions  

Easy...

Joe Flacco

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by coltsfan723 on Jan 23, 2011 8:52 PM CST up reply actions  

/haz a sad

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 8:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck the Stillers.

Fuck Shitsburgh.

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by coltsfan723 on Jan 23, 2011 8:52 PM CST reply actions  

Again

What a better stage for Roethlisberger to get his leg Theismann’d than in the Super Bowl!

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 8:52 PM CST up reply actions  

At least the Pats aren't going to the SB.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 8:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd rather the Pats than the Stealers.

Hell, I’d almost rather the BE-SFs than the Stealers.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 8:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Thank you.

Pats have cute fans. ahem.

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 9:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Exception that proves the rule?

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I have a lot of cute friends too.

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 9:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Who are Pats fans?

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Of course

Birds of a feather…

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Well

I know some cute Colts fans but for the most part our fanbase is made up of fat rednecks.

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Pics

/or its not true
//Like the second Jags fan
///its a myth

I Want to Believe

by Fox Mulder on Jan 23, 2011 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahaha and that was before anyone knew I was of the persuasion...

"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park

by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 9:11 PM CST up reply actions  

We're pretty easy that way.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

One game

and we all hope for no lockout

I Want to Believe

by Fox Mulder on Jan 23, 2011 8:52 PM CST reply actions  

well there's the Pro BoAHAHAHAHAHHAHAhAHHAHAHAA

LOL

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 8:53 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

And

it’s not even a game worth watching. I’ve been in draft mode for a while.

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by coltsfan723 on Jan 23, 2011 8:54 PM CST up reply actions  

March 5th is the magic date.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 8:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Awesome Tweet
Big Ben is coming to Texas! #hideyokids #hideyowife #rapinerrbody

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 23, 2011 8:53 PM CST reply actions  

and that is now

my facebook status.

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by coltsfan723 on Jan 23, 2011 8:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I want to trade

The short fucker that got hurt in preseason to the Titans for Mark Mariani

I Want to Believe

by Fox Mulder on Jan 23, 2011 8:54 PM CST reply actions  

That wasn't an AllenOU

check the spelling

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid

by The Night Owl on Jan 23, 2011 10:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I can see why they named double posts

/AOU’d

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 9:07 PM CST up reply actions  

You know Carimi uses this one

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 8:57 PM CST reply actions  

The O/U is at 45

GET YOUR UNDER BETS IN EARLY!

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 23, 2011 9:00 PM CST reply actions  

I just bet my family, dog, and girlfriend on the under

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 9:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I could see a 24-10 type game.

Definitely under.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Even at most, I only see 24-20

Both defenses will come to play.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 23, 2011 9:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Rooney just made me realize...

What a kick in the nuts it must be for Dallas fans to have the Steelers playing in the Super Bowl in their house. Almost makes me want to root for them. Oh, and fuck Rapistburger for invoking God’s name.

by LedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 9:03 PM CST reply actions  

Thinking further on it

Having the Packers there also makes it the ultimate nut-crusher. Well, maybe the
Redskins would be worse, but still.

by LedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 9:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Texans/Redskins would've been the ultimate insult I think.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 9:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Steelers is a big insult

They now tie Dallas for most SB appearances and have more rings than them too.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 23, 2011 9:11 PM CST up reply actions  

My old man is not gonna be happy about this...

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 9:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Nobody will take that bet

PTB told me your dog is better looking than your girlfriend

I Want to Believe

by Fox Mulder on Jan 23, 2011 9:03 PM CST reply actions  

PTB lies

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Although I do have the cutest dog in the world

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 9:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Pics or it's not true.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 9:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Here you go

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 9:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Awwwwwwwwwwww.................

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

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by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

That's from Facebook

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 9:18 PM CST up reply actions  

The little button that looks like a tree

Put the image URL in that.

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 9:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Get rid of the [IMG]

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 9:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Dude your girlfriend is hot

……….

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 9:27 PM CST up reply actions  

use the tree button

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 9:22 PM CST up reply actions  

One of my dogs:

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

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by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 9:26 PM CST up reply actions  

you are gay

that dog is Proof

I Want to Believe

by Fox Mulder on Jan 23, 2011 9:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Cass doesn't have a sexual orientation

he’s cassexual

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 9:28 PM CST up reply actions  

OK then.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 9:29 PM CST up reply actions  

your dog is wussy compare to the previous entry

if Michael Vick got his hands on all 3 dogs, yours would be fed to the other two.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 9:27 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 9:29 PM CST up reply actions  

I see empty space.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 9:38 PM CST up reply actions  

My dog would kill that dog like the psychopath she is

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 9:31 PM CST up reply actions  

YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 9:06 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd.

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by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 9:10 PM CST up reply actions  

That makes seven.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 9:10 PM CST up reply actions  

ESPN has a fail of a headline

Just horrible fail. Awful.

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 9:09 PM CST reply actions  

Awful pun.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

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by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 9:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Or just make it BACK AND YELLOW

THE SONG IS BLACK AND YELLOW!!! YOU FUCKED UP A BAD PUN!

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 9:12 PM CST up reply actions  

When they could instead fuck it up with a bad song.

Oh, while I’m verbally abusing people, I would also like to say “fuck you” to the Black Eyed Peas for that goddamned song that the NFL keeps playing over and over. I hope a rabid sheep comes and craps on your heads and bites all of you in very sensitive areas.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 9:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't get me started on the Black Eyed Peas

I really can’t imagine a worse choice for halftime show.

by cubic on Jan 23, 2011 9:18 PM CST up reply actions  

whoever those senior citizens were on stage that one year?

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 9:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Prince was awesome simply for this

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 9:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Paul McCartney is awesome!

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 9:21 PM CST up reply actions  

The Rolling Stones?

Or The Who?

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 9:22 PM CST up reply actions  

might point was both are old as fuck

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I can.

Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, John Mayer, Jack Johnson, or Train with that “Soul Sister” song.

They need either Katy Perry (so I can mute the TV) or Cee Lo Green for next year…assuming there is a next year.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 9:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Cudi and Wiz Khalifa

Fuck family friendly!

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I would love Gaga at the Super Bowl

the stage show would be ridiculous if nothing else.

by cubic on Jan 23, 2011 9:26 PM CST up reply actions  

ESPN just sucks and their studio needs to be firebombed.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 9:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not entirely sure I want to watch the Super Bowl this year.

The last thing I want to see is the Stealers win a seventh fuckin’ ring.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 9:14 PM CST reply actions  

I want....

the Packers to win.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Jan 23, 2011 9:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Now I have no choice but to root for the Packers.

I’ll be damned if I ever pull for the Stealers.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

PeytonsHead
PIT fans are celebrating tonight. Some of them, against there will. #CongratsBen

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 9:14 PM CST reply actions  

In b4 Cass corrects grammar

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 9:15 PM CST up reply actions  

in b4 Cass is hogtied, wig and makeup is applied and he's left in Big Ben's hotel room

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 9:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Wiz Khalifa should do the halftime show

He has a song that’s not all about weed I think?

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 9:21 PM CST reply actions  

Super Bowl halftime show should be decided by a vote of whichever team wins the Pro Bowl

/making the Pro Bowl matter

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 9:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Pauly Casillas does it for the lolz

PaulyPeligroso
  
The fastest way to a woman’s heart is through her sternum.
1 minute ago via TweetCaster

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 9:24 PM CST reply actions  

why didn't i follow this guy until 15 seconds ago?

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 9:29 PM CST up reply actions  

No idea

He’s the funniest person ever.

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 9:31 PM CST up reply actions  

PaulyPeligroso
  
If my kid ever gave me a hand turkey picture, I’m gonna grab and yell “HOW WILL THIS FEED AN ENTIRE FAMILY, YOU IDIOT?!!?” #goodparenting
4:48 PM Nov 23rd, 2010 via web

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near

by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 9:31 PM CST up reply actions  

I love his reaction to the faulty explosives in the hospital.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 9:34 PM CST up reply actions  

that was ad lipped according to TV Tropes

Legder knew something was fucked up, but didn’t break character

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 9:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Cool.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.

by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 9:43 PM CST up reply actions  

New Thread!

http://www.battleredblog.com/2011/1/23/1951829/afc-eternal-thread-59-the-nfl-playoffs-its-the-most-wonderful-time-of

Go there since I plan to be too drunk to follow two threads very shortly.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 9:32 PM CST reply actions  

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