Open Thread II: The 2011 AFC Championship Game
After the Green Bay Packers beat the Chicago Bears to win the NFC Championship and head to Super Bowl XLV, I'm pretty sure we can all agree on one thing: Please let the meteor hit the stadium this AFC Championship Game be entertaining.
Winner of Jets-Steelers represents the AFC against the NFC Champion Packers in Arlington, while the loser joins your Houston Texans to watch the Super Bowl on the couch.
Let the comments bear witness to all your Mark Sanchez and Ben Roethlisberger jokes and/or stellar analysis of the game and/or commentary on life.
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Helloooo.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 5:23 PM CST reply actions
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
I think we'll have more feet jokes
than Sanchez jokes.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
A feet of mental strength.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
If Sanchez Toes the Line...
The Jets shouldn’t go down in de-feet.
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
But their shaky QB
could be their Achilles heel.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
If the Jets lose
Odds are Sanchez might be the sole reason they got shafted like this guy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPelCs7vma0&hd=1
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
by The Night Owl on Jan 23, 2011 5:42 PM CST up reply actions
Sanchez has a lot of soul...
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 5:39 PM CST up reply actions
Don't you mean sole?
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by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 5:40 PM CST up reply actions
well then it wouldn't make SENSE!
:P
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 5:41 PM CST up reply actions
I'm excited to see CBS's opening for the Jets-Steelers game.
CBS has great openings most of the time.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
I'm muting these interviews w/Rex and Sanchez
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 5:25 PM CST up reply actions
Sighs
I don’t hate him, and I don’t think he’s that terrible. He’s still young, and with proper management, he might be good. However, I do not think he’ll be a HoF QB. :p I do think he’s been improperly managed by Rex and company, although they seem to be doing a better job as of late.
I’m just a little bitter right now…
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 5:30 PM CST up reply actions
I don't blame you.
I’m talking about things like these:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKdw8xBwUEk&feature=player_embedded
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9g0fiu8Q6g&feature=player_embedded
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GR2q-R56Jw&feature=player_embedded
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
LOL Rex thinks Sanchez could be a HOF QB
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
That's what made me mute my tv
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 5:25 PM CST up reply actions
they read the options from a poll "How much do you trust Mark Sancehz"
and asked him which was his answer and he said a mix of all 3.
POLLS DON’T WORK THAT WAY!!! GOODNIGHT!!!!
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 5:27 PM CST up reply actions
Shake1n1bake
How I felt when Sanchise answered a question about which of 3 poll answers would be his with “a mix of all 3” http://youtu.be/8uuQQGnYY2o
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 5:31 PM CST up reply actions
Is there another QB in HS or college named Sanchez.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
that Raji touchdown was close to being a Leon Lett
oh if only it was. That would have been more entertaining.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
I have no idea why he was holding the ball
out that early and that long. Not the smartest guy.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
he had NEVER been in that position before...
and obviously was ready to celebrate.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 5:32 PM CST up reply actions
Dear Shiva,
Please send a pack of ravenous, disease-infested, and sexually frustrated coyotes into Heinz Field and chase after Ben Roethlisweasel’s junk.
Failing that, could you please injure him in ways that have yet to be conceived by the human mind?
Thanks!
Yours,
UT
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 5:26 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Rec'ed
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Works for me.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
Sanchez is so garbage..
He hasn’t done anything and they wanna consider him a good qb? His defense carries his ass..
by fgp on Jan 23, 2011 5:26 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Jets....
The perfect example of how you don’t need a good QB to do well so long as you’ve got a solid group around him.
Example 2.0: Steelers….
"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."
-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)
Roethlisberger is a good tier 3 QB
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
Would be so much better if it wasn't for
holding the ball so long with a million pump fakes.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
He could be tier 2 maybe
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
All you need is badass defensive coaches
Ala dick labeau and Rex Ryan
by fgp on Jan 23, 2011 5:29 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Agreed.
To be fair, this method is what I do in Madden. When I build a team from scratch, I never get Manning or Brady so I just load up on Hair, Ed Reed, Urlacher, Revis, and Freeney.
Then I build my offensive line and i usually get stuck with someone like Cutler or Orton who has a rating of like 65.
Then after a couple years of high draft picks I get a good QB and a good WR/RB and then I start dominating.
"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."
-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)
Hey, TDC, we need a new tag
“Ben Roethlisberger raped this post.”
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Tim will be proud.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
you know...
The Texans are partly to blame for Sanchez being able to claim he makes clutch wins.
Why couldn’t you field some sort of D in that last minute of your game???
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
Sure he did the same to y'all two weeks ago..
by fgp on Jan 23, 2011 5:30 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
That was Cromartie.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
ah our special teams lost it. :)
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 5:33 PM CST up reply actions
He is still "clutch"
Because he led them down the field
by fgp on Jan 23, 2011 5:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I don't remember that though...
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 5:38 PM CST up reply actions
Well, duh
We totally fielded some sort of D. We played one of the worst defenses in NFL history.
Feel better?
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
of course not.
Hey where is that bleach again?
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 5:34 PM CST up reply actions
Look at Big Ben
lurking in the Shadows, chewing his gum and waiting for a girl to walk by
Try to kick me while I'm down...I'll break your leg
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Does Jenn Sterger have an armed escort for today's game?
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 5:31 PM CST up reply actions
Yep...
Bret Favre will protect his property!!!
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Should he send dick pics or voicemail?
What should he do?
by fgp on Jan 23, 2011 5:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
PEYTON MANTHANG!!!
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 5:37 PM CST up reply actions
Danny Woodhead
That’s not even a joke. I just think he’s a great player. Like to name my penis after him!
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
Such a perfect, random ending to that crazy video.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 5:39 PM CST up reply actions
Maybe you should post your # here
And see how many self-cock photos you get.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Gotta cheer for the Steelers
All for Wiz.



I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
This thread has become very degenerative
The average mental age of the posters must be around 15
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
Went down to 13 when you popped in ;-)
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
Here come the poop and fart jokes!
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Those never get old.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
11...
where is Chris Hanson to protect us?
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 5:36 PM CST up reply actions
having to choose between rooting for PIT or NYJ isn't good for the braincells
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 5:34 PM CST up reply actions
Or the soul.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 5:34 PM CST up reply actions
Whenever you cheer for a team because your 2nd favorite rapper is from that city
Then it’s just not going to be a smart thread.
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
and the stillers too?
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 5:36 PM CST up reply actions
And I want to see
all the Steelers die. Except Randel El. I like him. He can be spared.
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bigben say’s to his teammates “I’m Raping Bartscott tonight” Mumbled " Revis and Butthead too!!!
Another great opening by CBS.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
I think you forgot the sarcastic font.
The whole, “Two Grandmasters will meet where every move decides the fate of the game” was completely idiotic. Get 2 good QBs in there then you can use the term “Grandmasters.” Until that point all you can do is say, “A Couple of Checkers players having a go at Chess, where every move they make may or may not be legal, but eventually their bumbling will result in a winner.”
"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."
-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)
The grandmaters/chess thing
was mostly referring to the defenses of both teams.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
Not when they went and DIRECTLY after saying "Grandmasters" show the Rapist's and Sanchez's jersey.
"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."
-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)
♫Yeah ah ha, you know what it is
everything I do, I do it big
Yeah ah ha, screaming thats nothin
when I pulled out of the lot, thats stuntin
reppin my town when you see me you know everything
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
I put it down from my whip to my diamonds
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow♫
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
Ben is eying Martina
thinking about how much fun he’s gonna have with her in the back after the game.
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OK, so is it bad...
my little rat dog hates my father in law with a passion, whom it tries to bite at every opportunity…
…
…and I think it’s funny?
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Is your father in law cool?
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 5:39 PM CST up reply actions
He's "special"
He’s essentially homeless, hasn’t held a job in the nearly 20 years I’ve been with my wife, and it’s all by choice. He doesn’t want to work for the “man,” which is apparently everybody.
He’s an old, burned out hippie.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Oh good lord.
My wife’s friend’s husband is the same way, except switch in the “independent mountain man” persona for “hippie.”
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 5:44 PM CST up reply actions
I don't mean to alarm you
but wouldn’t that mean…..
YOUR WIFE IS HALF HIPPIE, RUN RUN RUN RUN!! GET OUT!!!!!!!!!! DON’T LOOK BACK!!!!
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 5:47 PM CST up reply actions
Nah... that sh** skips a generation...
…It’s your kids you gotta’ watch.
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
I think your dog is a seriously good judge of character, then....
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
not if it is actually a rat the size of a dog...
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 5:40 PM CST up reply actions
That jerks it to Blake Griffin highlights
by AllenOU on Jan 23, 2011 5:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
If you only knew...
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Wonder is cromarties 16393 kids are there
by AllenOU on Jan 23, 2011 5:39 PM CST via mobile reply actions
great Sony commercial...
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
Jets defer
didn't see that one coming
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I always perfer defering.
With one of Manning’s strengths being controlling the clock I rather have him score just before the half and then start out the 3rd with another scoring drive.
"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."
-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)
I really really hate when chop artists go all axe murderer on the National Anthem.
"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."
-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)
by Jamkel on Jan 23, 2011 5:40 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
It's usually because they can't actually sing it.
It’s a hard song to sing.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 5:41 PM CST up reply actions
Or from the band "Boston"
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 5:43 PM CST up reply actions
Easy there.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 5:43 PM CST up reply actions
I wish I could rec this 100x... I only have one to give.
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
Wesley snipes said always bet on black so...
by AllenOU on Jan 23, 2011 5:41 PM CST via mobile reply actions
...you are not going to pay your taxes too, also?
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 5:42 PM CST up reply actions
Jets deferred.
Smart.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
God, Steve Tasker AND Phil Simms in the same stadium?
We don’t need a meteor anymore for this game.
Their epic magnitude of suck will create a black hole consuming everything in its radius…much like Rex Ryan at a Luby’s.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 5:42 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Steve Tasker is there?
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
Sideline reporter.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 5:43 PM CST up reply actions
I can't stand the steelers
but as many of you know, I’m a die hard Penguins fan. One of the coolest sports relationships is the Steelers – Penguins. Totally different sports/cultures/countries (most Pens players are canadian), but Steelers players are big hockey/penguin supporters. Go to a bunch of games, interact with the players, clearly admire each other, etc… Penguins players, same thing – attend games, support the team, and often wear Steelers helmets on the ice during practice, skate arounds, etc…
really neat seeing that kind of mutual respect for teams that are on opposite ends of the sporting spectrum.
With that said: GO JETS. OR METEOR.
Somewhere under Three Rivers Stadium
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
by The Night Owl on Jan 23, 2011 5:45 PM CST up reply actions
In the basement
With Ben Roethlisberger’s sense of self-control, VY’s quarterbacking ability and Brett Favre’s photography equipment.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 5:46 PM CST up reply actions
Hochuli is the ref?
He’s one of the good ones.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
Badly officiated games annoy me,
so yes.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
I think he's awful.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 5:47 PM CST up reply actions
damnit
Try to kick me while I'm down...I'll break your leg
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Nice job, Cromartie.
You suck.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
so they are going to call pass interference now...
would have been nice two games ago.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
da bears are da pissed...
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 5:47 PM CST up reply actions
suprisingly, football fans never are...
even of the worst franchises. Strange, that.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 5:52 PM CST up reply actions
only if they are cubs fans...
cause the Bulls are a playoff team, the blackhawks have a championship, the Sox won the world series, and the bears did make it to the NFC championship game.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 5:55 PM CST up reply actions
Yea after Jordan left
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
Ra-tards.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 5:49 PM CST up reply actions
That would be "ah REEtahds ah"....
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
You mean like this?
YOU DISRESPECT WES WELKAH, YOU FACKIN’ QUEAH?? HE’S THE BEST SLAWT RECEIVAH SINCE YA MOTHAH’S COOZ BAWX! HOW YA LIKE THEM APPLES, GO SAWX!!
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
by Salad on Jan 23, 2011 5:55 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
ooooh... nice one...
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
Hmm...perhaps I do need to go back home. :p
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 5:56 PM CST up reply actions
Haha I don't have one. Not from there, remember?
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by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 5:52 PM CST up reply actions
You could have picked it up
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
I was only there 4 years. :)
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by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 5:55 PM CST up reply actions
I don't know how accents work
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
so not long enough for an accent...
but what about Yankee hatred?
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 5:56 PM CST up reply actions
Yankees and Lakers hatred.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 5:58 PM CST up reply actions
Lakers should be a given for the entire nation...
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 5:59 PM CST up reply actions
Sadly, there are many Lakers fans where I live.
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by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 6:02 PM CST up reply actions
they come out everywhere... like cockroaches...
or Cowbaby fans.
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 6:04 PM CST up reply actions
They're a cancer, they spread everywhere
Like Cowboys, Cubs, Yankees, & Red Sox fans
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
by The Night Owl on Jan 23, 2011 6:04 PM CST up reply actions
to clarify...
“You hate the Yankees because you are from Boston.”? or
“You should be hated because you are a yankee from Boston.’?
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
I hate the Yankees because I love the Red Sox.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 5:59 PM CST up reply actions
there is only one Sox...
and they are White.
/wow, that sounded racist…
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 6:00 PM CST up reply actions
Definitely does...
I don’t deny the existence of the other Sox. Just stating my preference.
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by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 6:02 PM CST up reply actions
Fuck them too
Our Astros ain’t been the same since they got torched in the ’05 World Series
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
by The Night Owl on Jan 23, 2011 6:02 PM CST up reply actions
/remembers back to that....
//is happy
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 6:05 PM CST up reply actions
I swear, Steve Perry is one hell of a good luck charm
First the White Sox, then the SF Giants
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
by The Night Owl on Jan 23, 2011 6:07 PM CST up reply actions
hate the team...
not the region.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 5:59 PM CST up reply actions
I choose both...
… I do allow for select individuals to be exceptions (decent folks) to the statistical norm for the area (unjustifiably full of themselves pseudo-intellectual pricks)…
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
let the hate flow through you...
/dark side FTW
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 6:03 PM CST up reply actions
Go ahead and hate
I’m used to it, because I’m pretty.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 6:04 PM CST up reply actions
/laughing... "Don't hit the face, 'cuz I'm a pretteh man..."
I granted an exception for present company…
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
Oh, I'm a chick.
But if I were a man, I’m sure I’d still be pretty.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 6:07 PM CST up reply actions
It was a quote from 3rd Rock...
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
It's like a fungus... You get exposed and it just grows...
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
It's not an STD.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 5:58 PM CST up reply actions
Nice comparison... yeah, like that...
Caused by bad judgment with serious consequences…
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
They think he pussed out and they may be right
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
Blame it on Collins
If he didn’t get hurt so damn quickly, Cutler could have gone back in
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
by The Night Owl on Jan 23, 2011 5:49 PM CST up reply actions
It wasn't Cutler's fault
He got hurt, but he did suck it up
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
by The Night Owl on Jan 23, 2011 5:48 PM CST up reply actions
Not the injury
He sucked up the stadium
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
by The Night Owl on Jan 23, 2011 9:51 PM CST up reply actions
Stupid Fucks
I hope they burn up in the process
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Wow, no way the refs gave them the first down!
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This is the Steelers.
Of Course they did.
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-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)
Yeah, I'm hardly surprised.
I probably should’ve used sarcasm font.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 5:50 PM CST up reply actions
Simms had a LOT of hits to the head, right?
cause that explains so much.
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OMG OPTION!!!!!!
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
Ben is hobbling?
Dreams do come true!
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
Hopefully.
"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."
-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)
Fatty McButterpants is ready to play.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 5:50 PM CST up reply actions
Roethlisweasel's hurt!
Go COYOTES!!!!
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Not much
He’s still got upper body strength
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
by The Night Owl on Jan 23, 2011 5:50 PM CST up reply actions
Ben hurt
love it
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You guys are brutal!
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by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 5:50 PM CST up reply actions
like Big Ben's rapes!
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 5:50 PM CST up reply actions
He's a sex offender
fuck him
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He would like that.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
I think that's what he wants?
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 5:51 PM CST up reply actions
What they said^^^^
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
by The Night Owl on Jan 23, 2011 5:52 PM CST up reply actions
If anybody deserves it, it's him.
My wife hates the idea of wishing for players to get hurt…even SHE wants him to suffer a career-ending injury!
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 5:51 PM CST up reply actions
So if this meteor hits
We’ll lose not only the Jets and Steelers but also Hochuli? Best. Natural disaster. Ever.
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
AND Simms and Nantz!
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 5:50 PM CST up reply actions
please say Goodell is in the stands...
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 5:53 PM CST up reply actions
And Jerry Jones.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
by Cassieper on Jan 23, 2011 5:54 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
and Al Davis
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
by The Night Owl on Jan 23, 2011 5:55 PM CST up reply actions
And Bud Adams.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 5:55 PM CST up reply actions
And Cortland Innegan
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
by The Night Owl on Jan 23, 2011 5:58 PM CST up reply actions
Can we hit him twice?
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 5:59 PM CST up reply actions
We'd have too
Surprisingly the only defense Frank has concocted that actually works is against meteors.
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
Why? It only takes one good shot to get by his defenses
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
by The Night Owl on Jan 23, 2011 6:00 PM CST up reply actions
...and that prick lawyer that is the negotiator for the NFLPA...
doosh
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
Hochuli is going to give them the game
Hochuli is definitely in Taylor Gang.
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
Refs already showing
they are gonna suck
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Hochuli is too Taylored to let the Jets win
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
TACKLE MENDENHALL, YOU IDIOTS!
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
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no u
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Fine.
/runs onto field to tackle Mendenhall
//gets destroyed
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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
^THIS!
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 5:52 PM CST up reply actions
Coverage fail
damnit…
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That's gonna be a close call...
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Doesn't look like the ball ever hit the ground.
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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
It did
you can see it bounce out in slow mo, But they will give it to the Stillers.
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I don't see why.
It was obviously a catch.
Miller took the time to secure the ball.
I don’t see what the problem is.
"Eff you mothereffer!"
-Bernard Pollard-
Looks like a bad challenge.
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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
WOO!!!
Great call!!!
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REFS RULE!!!!!
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-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)
Bullcrap.
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by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 5:56 PM CST reply actions
Not at all
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Call was overturned
Incomplete pass
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Refs ruled the long pass incomplete after the challenge.
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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
I'm not a fan of these conference championship logos
or those trophies (bring back the wooden one!)
"Lord, beer me strength."
What?
Completely shocked.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
Mark this day in your calendars, boys and girls!
It may be the last time you ever see a call go against the Stealers.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
And Ben is still hurting!
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
LOL
NotJayCutler
Ben, you don’t have to keep playing.
4 minutes ago via Mobile Web
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I cant wait
till he gets his Michael Jackson nose
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Crap.
Stupid Jets player fell down.
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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
Hey Jets defenders,
How about doing something novel like tackling somebody?!!?
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That's not in their game plan, apparently.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
Anyone see
Sanchez wipe that booger on that dude? lulz
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Mathis did
RobertMathis98
dont think they wanted to put Sanchez wiping a #Boogey on his friends coat on camera hahahahhaahaaa
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
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by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 6:02 PM CST up reply actions
LOL
it was totally gross
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Where are those damned coyotes?
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They just ate Pouncey.
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Pouncy down
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Wrong Stealer.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 6:00 PM CST up reply actions
Pouncey going down contributes to Ben
getting hit though.
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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
Once piece at a time...
BRILLIANT!!!
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I don't think "going down" and "Ben" should be in the same sentence.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 6:01 PM CST up reply actions
And another Steelers' O-lineman goes down.
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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
It may actually spell doom for the Steelers.
Their O-line is crap because of injuries, and I don’t think they’ve got many left.
If Pouncey is out for the game this could be big.
"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."
-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)
With no weight on that leg coming off,
I have a hard time seeing him coming back.
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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
so who is coaching the pro bowl teams?
/too lazy to google
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Belichick is coaching the AFC.
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I thought it was
Ryan and Payton?
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Mike Smith (Falcons)
and Bill Belichick:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Pro_Bowl
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Pouncy is broke
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so the jets are already on their heels...
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 6:03 PM CST up reply actions
It's gonna be a long game.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
...

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 6:04 PM CST up reply actions
bfd & Jordann at play
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
really?
but there are no wet suits or dildos..
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 6:06 PM CST up reply actions
/i keeed i keeed :)
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 6:06 PM CST up reply actions
Panda Suit behind the bushes...
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
Pedobear?
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 6:07 PM CST up reply actions
nice... consider that stolen to be reused months from now when you aren't around.
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
No, because I'm still waiting for those Panda Suit polaroids
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
Got em in my glove compartment
Want me to fed-ex the copies to you?
"Eff you mothereffer!"
-Bernard Pollard-
It looks like our D against MJD.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
And nobody knows how to tackle Mendenhall.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
That McDonald Commercial is total Bullshit
Good looking White girls do not work at that shithole
I Want to Believe
hey my Mom works at a McDonalds!!
wait, you are right.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 6:07 PM CST up reply actions
She really ROCKS those Supp-Hose and orthopedic walking shoes
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
she is SINGLE!
the key to her heart is menthol cigarettes.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 6:11 PM CST up reply actions
Thats okay, she also chews Brown Mule chaw...
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
You can find hot girls at fast food places
It’s rare but they do exist.
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
It's true! Especially working the fryer.
Just ask this guy.
http://runt-of-the-web.com/post/852516483/a-review-of-wendys
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
I no punk bitch!!!!!!
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
RUSH HOUR FTW!
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 6:11 PM CST up reply actions
Nice route.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
And that was going to whom?
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I think it was Edwards who fell down in the middle of the field.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
These refs actually call DPI and illegal contact.
Go figure.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
Against the Stealers, to boot.
I’m so confused!
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 6:13 PM CST up reply actions
Hmmmmm...........
JMV1070 Olin Kruetz said #cutler has a torn ligment in his knee. #bears
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
Ike Taylor is a free agent this season so?
I’d like to have him. :/
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Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
the guy is a dick-for
i loved it when he would try to cover harrison one on one and marvin would burn him every time
"Are you f*cking kidding me???"
He is the worst. THE WORST!
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by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 6:13 PM CST up reply actions
What the hell, Sanchez?
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I'm not.
Not when we had so many guys lost to injury.
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Nantz
is a fucking tool
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nice block Holmes
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
no wait
no Holmes. Whoever is #10 did suck there though
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 6:16 PM CST up reply actions
Holmes
as in mexican gangster “Que pasa holmes?” or Santonio Holmes
"Eff you mothereffer!"
-Bernard Pollard-
*not (Santonio) Holmes
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 6:20 PM CST up reply actions
no love for Sherlock?
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 6:21 PM CST up reply actions
Elementary my dear Hoosier
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Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
hey I graduated Elementary...
thank you very much.
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 6:24 PM CST up reply actions
Well, that was pointless, wasn't it?
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lol they're pretty raw
I love to read BTSC and BaltimoreBeatdown during Steelers-Ravens games…they are so rude and vulgar to each other.
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by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 6:17 PM CST up reply actions
Obnoxious.
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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
i know one
and the guy is a total idiot. I mean, you couldn’t make up some of the obnoxious shit this guy does.
"Are you f*cking kidding me???"
ungoddamnbearable
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shit-for-brain fucktards
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
I've noticed a trend, Jets.
They keep giving it to the running back. Stop him….like now.
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you are now overqualified to be a defensive coordinator for both the Colts and Texans...
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 6:20 PM CST up reply actions
only if I can text pictures of my junk to female reporters covering the team.
seriously, it’s a dealbreaker if I can’t.
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 6:23 PM CST up reply actions
i think it has all caught up to them
they could have blown their wad last weekend
"Are you f*cking kidding me???"
I never thought they were any good...
Surprised they won any playoff games, but this looks like it could be another dull game.
"Lord, beer me strength."
They look like...the Jets!
ARGH!
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by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 6:21 PM CST up reply actions
This sucks.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
For how battered and crappy the Pitt O-line is.
The Jets are being completely ineffective.
"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."
-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)
The Jets are always ineffective...
I mean what kind of team would lose to the Jets?
"Lord, beer me strength."
Please don't make me start crying again.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 6:25 PM CST up reply actions
I don't mean to do that
It’s really a jab at all three teams represented here….
/doing it for the lulz.
"Lord, beer me strength."
*whispers* It still hurts...
Preemptive TWSS.
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by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 6:26 PM CST up reply actions
Dominoes pizza is the worst pizza on earth.
ON EARTH!!!!!
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Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
^This.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 6:23 PM CST up reply actions
Bowling alley pizza is worse.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
Noble Romans is suing for copyright infringement...
that is their title.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 6:24 PM CST up reply actions
I remember when chucky cheese was Showbiz pizza
and that is the last time I tried it.
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 6:26 PM CST up reply actions
Speaking of which...
We’ve all been meaning to tell you that it’s a little weird that you’ve been hanging out at Chucky Cheese lately.
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
They serve beer there.
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by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 6:27 PM CST up reply actions
I'm 5 years old.
I see him there all the time.
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Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
He's a woman, man!
808 I mean…but it isn’t the best play on words as the above.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Totally misread that
I thought you were asking “how do I know that MH is always at chucky cheese?” Ha my mistake.
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
Haha I'm not a he...
But um…female pedobears get thirsty too?
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by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 6:31 PM CST up reply actions
Just check high schools all over the nation.
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Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
Rarely reported.
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by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 6:34 PM CST up reply actions
"i'm just waiting for my kid"
sounds much more convincing coming from a woman than a man
"Are you f*cking kidding me???"
Im not reporting that
and wouldnt turn her in for letting my boy have his way either
I Want to Believe
My cousin's kid had her birthday party there.
Her father ordered beer there and tried to get me drinking too.
I think he’s got a problem, personally.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 6:30 PM CST up reply actions
hey I only drive my windowless van to the parks.
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 6:28 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
lolz @windowless van.
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
showbiz??? wtf??
i always wanted to go to Chucky’s but my mom wouldnt take me
"Are you f*cking kidding me???"
it was a simpler time... it was called the 80s.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 6:30 PM CST up reply actions
lol it's a bear...
he played a banjo
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 6:32 PM CST up reply actions
.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 6:34 PM CST up reply actions
so the theme was
eat crappy pizza and hang out with retarded wild life??
"Are you f*cking kidding me???"
I often wonder how many kids were traumatized for life
From watching the floor show?
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 6:37 PM CST up reply actions
Yes.
oh and the video games. YOU COULD PLAY PACMAN! OR GET TICKETS FROM SKEEBALL AND GET PRIZES!
I do believe Reagan said parents had to take kids there or he would fire their unions.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 6:37 PM CST up reply actions
Honestly...
Who the fuck thought it was a brilliant idea to make a rat the mascot for a kid’s restaurant? That’s some fail right there.
"Lord, beer me strength."
God, I'd forgotten how creepy that was.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 6:31 PM CST up reply actions
oh yeah, its like someone shat on pizza crust
back in the day it use to be good
"Are you f*cking kidding me???"
What do you expect for five bucks though?
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 6:28 PM CST up reply actions
I would eat a million little ceasers pizzas
before I’d ever eat Dominoes again.
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
Domino's cheesy bread is good
better than Pizza Hut’s, but Sergio’s Pizza near Aberdeen Proving Ground, MD has the best bread sticks (with or without cheese) I’ve ever tried
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
by The Night Owl on Jan 23, 2011 9:57 PM CST up reply actions
Their Buffalo Kickers are pretty good
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
by The Night Owl on Jan 23, 2011 9:58 PM CST up reply actions
Fucking hate that penalty
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
You and me both
makes me very angry. Its fucking football…stop your fucking whining and play. You’re paid big bucks to take a hit.
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Roger Goodell would like a word with you.
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Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
I'll tell him the same thing
and how worthless he is.
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Well, not exactly sure what else he could have done....
He didn’t move forward. He just stood his ground.
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-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)
I've seen this kind of tackling before.
In every single Texans game this season.
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Pouncy return is questionable
but he’s walking on crutches? Fucking just say he’s done. Don’t be retarded please.
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...
Of course they're gonna measure.
And I'll bet the ref nudges the ball just enough for the first down.
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Let's just say I haven't entirely gotten over the Seahawks getting Roethlisberger'd
During Super Bowl XL.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 6:31 PM CST up reply actions
I will never be convinced that the fix wasn't in for that game.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 6:33 PM CST up reply actions
Me too. That was so f-in' horrible! Poor hawks.
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by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 6:34 PM CST up reply actions
PICKED OFF!!!!!!
"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."
-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)
YES!
What a dumb play call!!!!!
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
Hot damn it's picked!
Now invert Roethlisweasel’s knee!!!
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I was wondering about that.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
"And the Stealers say Ferguson flinched..."
Well, if the Stealers said so...
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Im still pissed about that
if you wanna throw a flag, please make your own judgment and don’t listen to all the clowns jumping around and pointing.
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False start
for moving his head to look at the line. god damn it. Fuck the Stillers
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Sigh.
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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
Jets look toast.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
They look frozen
"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."
-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)
The hate.
It is flowing through me.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
BORING GAME
Might go ahead and watch Spartacus instead.

"Eff you mothereffer!"
-Bernard Pollard-
by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 6:37 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
redheads are hawt.
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 6:38 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Think she can make biscuits and gravy?
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
with grits and pancakes... not "Pancakes"... ewwww... but golden griddle cakes...
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
You've got my attention.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 6:38 PM CST up reply actions
Can I get that with a side of Christina Hendricks?
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
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by The Night Owl on Jan 23, 2011 10:00 PM CST up reply actions
Crap, my wife saw that.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 6:43 PM CST up reply actions
BUSTED!!!
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To put it kindly.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 6:44 PM CST up reply actions
Don't let her find out there are women in this thread!
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
Just cook her another gourmet dinner.
All will be forgiven.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 6:48 PM CST up reply actions
Paint her house...
I hear it works wonders.
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
We live in an apartment.
And I think they’d disapprove of me painting the place.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 7:20 PM CST up reply actions
Do her laundry
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
by The Night Owl on Jan 23, 2011 10:01 PM CST up reply actions
i wonder if the carpet matches her pubes
"Are you f*cking kidding me???"
by danorocks17 on Jan 23, 2011 6:39 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
This made me laugh more than it probably should have for someone my age.
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by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 6:40 PM CST up reply actions
I'm 30.
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by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 6:43 PM CST up reply actions
it means the world hasn't broken your sense of humor
so no, it is completely right in so many ways
"Are you f*cking kidding me???"
yes.
everyone stops counting at 39.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 6:46 PM CST up reply actions
My uncle stopped at 39 11 years ago
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
by The Night Owl on Jan 23, 2011 10:02 PM CST up reply actions
No, it makes me feel better. :)
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by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 6:47 PM CST up reply actions
Creepster! lol
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by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 6:44 PM CST up reply actions
Get the info out of the way soon
Then you can get on with the perving!
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
I iz in your bushez. Watching your TV.
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
My bushes?
But im completely shaved!
"Eff you mothereffer!"
-Bernard Pollard-
by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 6:49 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Now were warmin this thread up!
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
TMI
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by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 6:50 PM CST up reply actions
No such thing on the Internet!
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
When did Frank Bush take over defensive coaching for the Jets?!
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you mean his ghost right?
cause he hasn’t been seen since the season ended for the Texans.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 6:38 PM CST up reply actions
Checked any Denver bars around 2AM lately?
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
if they are dive bars...
i am there till closing. cause closing time is the best time to meet women.
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by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 7:13 PM CST up reply actions
Okay, forget Roethlisweasel.
Dear Shiva,
Please have someone hit Rashard Mendenhall’s knees so hard that his fibulas go flying into the stands at Heinz Field. Oh and where are those sex-crazed coyotes I asked to go get Roethlisberger?
Yours,
UT
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
This game makes me want to
gouge my eyes out.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
In a way, he is
But in a more accurate way, no he’s dead
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
I heard he's making a cameo
In the second season of “Walking Dead”
"Eff you mothereffer!"
-Bernard Pollard-
Kick off
…you’re doing it wrong
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LOL!
http://runt-of-the-web.com/post/906251640/mel-gibson-rants-in-kitten-photos
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
Holy crap in a pita, you suck Sanchez!
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
Okay, fair or foul:
MJD was hating on Cutler saying, ‘Dude you can’t finish a game? I played a whole season with a bad knee.’
MJD played 14 games. That’s not a full season. Right?
Right now?
A watchable game.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
Question for Texans fans:
Would you take Revis under the condition that you would then have to play with ten players on defense?
Because the more I watch him, the more I realize that he can single-handedly cover more of the field than Kareem Jackson and Eugene Wilson combined.
Yes. yes yes yes yes yes YES YeS yES Yes.
Did I mention Yes?
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
This is a question?
Yes!
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 6:59 PM CST up reply actions
It is.
Seriously. Playing down a man is a pretty huge disadvantage. You’d have to be talking about replacing two of the worst players in the NFL with arguably the best.
And sadly, that’s probably the case in this scenario.
Jets can't stop a nose bleed
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There's a Jets fan where I work.
He tried to do the J-E-T-S chant the other day but spelled it JETES. I seriously laughed for 30 minutes straight. I’m laughing as I type this. lolz.
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
Clay Matthews is going to murder Ben Roethlisberger
And defile his corpse. And I’m looking forward to it.
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
I sure hope so.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
Where was this awful D
against the Colts?
Try to kick me while I'm down...I'll break your leg
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My roommate playing Starcraft 2 online
and talking to his friend on headphones while playing it is more entertaining than listening to this game right now.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
eavesdropper!!!!!!
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 6:56 PM CST up reply actions
Gotta love only listening to half of the conversation,
especially when they are teaming up against other players.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
I play sc2 quite a bit.
Haha I use skype when I play.
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
Not a bad idea...
BATTLECRUISER OPERATIONAL!
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 6:57 PM CST up reply actions
Haha
now it’s “Thor is hear!”
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
Haha I never play Terran actually
I’m a ’toss kinda gal. But I always loved BATTLECRUISER OPERATIONAL in the original game.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 6:58 PM CST up reply actions
Haha Wow
I play toss as well. I don’t think I’ve ever heard a female playing starcraft. Halo? Call of Duty? Sure but never starcraft.
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
Well this is kinda weird but Starcraft is the ONLY game I play.
I should really learn how to play zerg better to round out my game.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 7:03 PM CST up reply actions
I am a nerd's delight.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 7:00 PM CST up reply actions
Haha I usually wear contacts.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 7:01 PM CST up reply actions
.

"Eff you mothereffer!"
-Bernard Pollard-
by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 7:02 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Apology accepted.
Sideboob is perfectly acceptable ’round these parts. Or at least, so says I.
gamethreads aren't usually read at work
so NSFW isn’t as big a deal
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 7:04 PM CST up reply actions
I noticed the sideboob first
Then the nipples. Is there something wrong with me?
"Eff you mothereffer!"
-Bernard Pollard-
It's nothing that posting a couple of Panda pics can't fix...
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
Here's on
BFD leaving for a business trip.

"Eff you mothereffer!"
-Bernard Pollard-
by Jordann on Jan 23, 2011 7:15 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
NICE one!!! a rec for you!
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
LB is going to come back to this thread tomorrow just to say that's NSFW
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
True Story
My OBGYN was doing a pelvic exam…and TEXTING! I was so shocked I didn’t say anything. WTF!
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 7:10 PM CST up reply actions
well the pics needed a some commentary
if only for context
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 7:12 PM CST up reply actions
Well he told me what he was txting...
But who knows?!
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 7:15 PM CST up reply actions
He was texting a medical journal
“In all my years as an OBGYN i’ve never seen anything like this!”
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
they really are sideways!
/racism
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 7:19 PM CST up reply actions
yes I've started drinking
why do you ask?
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 7:19 PM CST up reply actions
the real shocker...
is that you stopped drinking sometime
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 7:22 PM CST up reply actions
Haha well his wife is Asian
And he lives and practices medicine here. So I assume he’s seen a lot of Asian nani.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 7:22 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
808 is building a lore around her now
by the end of this thread she’s gonna be considered a goddess.
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
I was offered up as part of a deal in order to allow my fellow Pulpit folks to hang here.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 7:28 PM CST up reply actions
ah... bondage... more lore... it's all working now...
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
no, wait a minute...
it is getting into “it’s a trap” territory now.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 7:30 PM CST up reply actions
..............

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 7:33 PM CST up reply actions
/crying game
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 7:34 PM CST up reply actions
Man that sucks if yo computer loads picture extra slow
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
if you expected anything different in response to "it's a trap"
you deserve it.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 7:38 PM CST up reply actions
BANNED!
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 7:36 PM CST up reply actions
We're still negotiating with the Colts squatters
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 7:31 PM CST up reply actions
you can have Cass...
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 7:32 PM CST up reply actions
He's part of the deal, as is Coco
There’s just some other matters that have not been settled, like next year’s AFC South record.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 7:33 PM CST up reply actions
hey we had the colts sit in the basement, alone. for a week.
worst week ever, by the way.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 7:35 PM CST up reply actions
Oh stop. You're embarrassing yourself.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 7:36 PM CST up reply actions
like THAT is new...
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 7:38 PM CST up reply actions
Um...wait...I'm supposed to be a virgin?
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 7:36 PM CST up reply actions
He's talking about Cass I think
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
Or PUD
Who is a virgin for people outside of his direct family.
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
That's not part of the agreement.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 7:37 PM CST up reply actions
and a lone tear rolls down Cass' cheek...
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 7:38 PM CST up reply actions
Or I cheer because I'm not gay.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
it's ok. rejection hurts.
you will get through this!
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 7:43 PM CST up reply actions
I'll try.
Hey, look. I did!
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
rec'd for... "nani"
…so cute
Are you SURE you’ve EVER been near Boston? I’m just not seein’ it…
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
I went to school there.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 7:27 PM CST up reply actions
Pope: Are you sure this is Boston?
Peter: Oh, yeah. Look, there’s Harvard.
Pope: That’s just a barn.
Peter: Ooh, I see someone went to Yale
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 7:29 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
/laughing... exactly
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
That was when Family Guy was kind of funny!
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
Haha a few steps below Harvard and Yale
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 7:31 PM CST up reply actions
Don't say Backup College!
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
A la Elaine Benes
“Hey, I went to Tufts! That was my safety school! So don’t talk to me about hardship.”
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 7:35 PM CST up reply actions
Good
I didn’t want to be listening to a damn Boston College grad!
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
I think Colts Homer only hates BC
because lots of people mock Castonzo to Indy when Carimi is available.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 7:40 PM CST up reply actions
Boston College cost ND the 1993 national championship
So fuck them for that. Castonzo is fine with me.
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
that could be a good thing or a bad thing
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 7:19 PM CST up reply actions
Creeeeeeeeeeeepy!
You sure he wasn’t taking pics?
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
Sky Rockets in flight
808’s a nerd delight!
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
I'm sad that Starcraft 2 got rid
of Guardians. I loved them. At least they kept Archons.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
Brood Lords = Gaurdians pretty much.
Same concept just not the same range.
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
Anti-ground can attack the broodlings they
shoot out though.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
Yeah but they come out quick enough to be effective.
Zerg needs some work in this game. They are pretty weak IMO.
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
In multiplayer,
their speed in building makes up for general weakness.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
I've watched soccer games on Telefutura that make more sense than this conversation
GOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
Oddly enough,
official Starcraft matches are announced like soccer games.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
I actually am a pretty huge starcraft nerd
I watch the GSL matches from Korea that are commentated like football games. It’s awesome.
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
On the game last night
The announcer did this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwqlziAnqSg
Epic
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
Hahahahah
I like that bun bun ree!
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
I'm hoping t-shirts will follow
I’m very glad we stole Bunbury from the Canadians. AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
BTW,
in the original Starcraft, Corsairs are the most annoying unit of all time.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
I watch sports too.
ha doesn’t that at least even it out?
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
Played it.
Fun game.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
is it less dorky to be spending downtime
running correlations between lineman draft status and OL performance?
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 7:10 PM CST up reply actions
No
That’s ridiculous.
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
What's wrong with fucking nerds?
;)
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 7:13 PM CST up reply actions
I see what you did thar
Try to kick me while I'm down...I'll break your leg
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I've never done it
So I don’t know.
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
Hmm, The Dark Knight's coming on soon
Maybe that’ll entertain me cause this game fails.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Maybe this time bane will be displayed as he is
A extremely intelligent but also swole dude instead of a retarded meathead
by fgp on Jan 23, 2011 7:11 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Welp
Networks will go with the history angle for this…..the league’s two winningest franchises – the team of the 60s vs the team of the 70s/00s…….that ought to be a good game.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Or an eyesore.
No way of knowing yet.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
I said ought...
Hopefully, it delivers because this day has been full of fail.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Both teams are perfectly capable of putting up crap.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
Rex has his work cut out for him.
If he can pull himself away from Jenn Sterger’s feet, they might have a shot.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
Not anymore.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
Holy shit...
bye bye game…Sanchez is hurt, score is ridiculous. Game is over.
Try to kick me while I'm down...I'll break your leg
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so what happened now?
Simpsons is on.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 7:05 PM CST up reply actions
Hit while throwing,
picked up, and then returned for a TD.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
Sanchez fumbles the ball, Stealers recover for the TD.
Now being reviewed.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 7:06 PM CST up reply actions
This is how I would rank QBs in the NFL
Tier 1: Brady, Peyton Manning
Tier 2: Aaron Rodgers, Philip Rivers, Drew Brees
Tier 3: Ben Roethlisberger, Matt Ryan, Michael Vick, Tony Romo
Tier 4: Eli Manning, Matt Schaub, Joe Flacco, Jay Cutler, Sam Bradford, Josh Freeman, Brett Favre
Tier 5: Mark Sanchez, Kyle Orton, Carson Palmer, Donovan McNabb, Matt Cassel, Chad Henne, David Garrard
Tier 6: Matt Hasselbeck, Alex Smith, Ryan Fitzpatrick, Jimmy Clausen, Kerry Collins, Derek Anderson, Jon Kitna
Anything horribly wrong with this?
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
I would move Schaub, Orton, and Hasselback up a level
and Romo down a level.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
Orton was a tough one for me
Hasselbeck is done IMO. Schaub was on Tier 3 for me but I can’t put him on the same level as Vick, Ryan, and Rapist.
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
You think Romo is better than Schaub, though?
I don’t.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
Eh
Romo was another tough one for me. When he plays he can be very good.
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
He's too erratic to be good
I’d put Schaub in Tier 3, Garrard in Tier 4, Romo in Tier 5
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
by The Night Owl on Jan 23, 2011 10:10 PM CST up reply actions
I'd move Roethlisberger up one.
He’s a bit sack-prone, but other than that he has been very, very good for nearly his entire career.
REMIX!!!!!!!!!!
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
the TV feed was looping through a little 1 second clip
repeatedly for a minute
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 7:07 PM CST up reply actions
GET OUT!!!!!!
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 7:07 PM CST up reply actions
Black stripe, yellow paint
Jordann’s scared of it but them hoes ain’t.
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
Need to raise my body temperature
So I can spontaneously combust and not have to hear that song anymore.
"Eff you mothereffer!"
-Bernard Pollard-
Black and yellow, all black and yellow
see me now they treating me like I’m somebody special
smoking on that good know that its me as soon as they smell it
you can chill I’m the one who get it not the one who sell it
grind everyday I’m ballin I cant help it
niggas on that bullshit my pockets full of Celtics
and them niggas hating on us give them best wishes
in the club you ain’t even on the guestlist bitch
sound like you need to get your weight up
go to sleep rich and count another million when I wake up
they wondering how I do my thang 2 words, Taylor Gang
remix g-shit
the champagnes poured nigga the weeds lit
lil mama clothes fallin like the leaves in the fall
ain’t worry bout your friends so bring em all
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
Taylor Gang or die
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
I think he's already expressed a preference
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 7:15 PM CST up reply actions
Sucks for him
Damn it feels good to be a Taylor.
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
If you want to get CH back, make fun of Gabe Carimi.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 7:15 PM CST up reply actions
Rap and Gabe Carimi suck.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 7:14 PM CST up reply actions
Go listen to grunge music, hipster
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
Black hole sun, won't you come
And wash away the rain? Black hole sun, won’t you come? Won’t you come?
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 7:16 PM CST up reply actions
Hang my head, drown my fear, till you all just disappear...
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 7:17 PM CST up reply actions
I'm going hungryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
damn it feels good to be a Taylor
to rock camo shorts, chuck ts and smoke papers
weed comin’ in all flavors
fall up in the spot as long as the champagnes there
couple pretty hoes I don’t know their name here
smell the weed, see two fingers know my gang near
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
God this game will be all worth it if T-God makes a Super Bowl remix
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
lol
Urlacher on MJD RT @greg_a_bedard: “Where’s he at now, home? … It’s easy to talk sh$t about someone when you’re sitting on your couch…”
Try to kick me while I'm down...I'll break your leg
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come on dude!! Try to pull a Connolly!
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
THIS IS THE DEEPEST PENETRATION OF THE GAME
lulz
He dreams about it every night.
"Eff you mothereffer!"
-Bernard Pollard-
Perhaps I am immature but this cracked me up
“This is their deepest penetration of the game”. Would’ve been funnier if it were in reference to Roethlisberger, but still.
part of me is sad that stillers are doing good...
but another part is happy that sanchise is losing
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
/turns the channel to Dark Knight
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
/will watch the jets fail...
and enjoy it for that.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 7:18 PM CST up reply actions
I just hit the "last channel" button on my remote...
And it flipped to the only thing worse than that football game: something with Jodie Foster in it.
Shiver
Am I the only one who finds her unbearable? Thank god for FX with Iron Man to the rescue.
She's bad...
But I’ll see your Jody Foster and raise you a …

"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
"manish"? Helllooooooo!?!?!
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
She was pretty good in her short role in Rescue Me
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
by The Night Owl on Jan 23, 2011 10:13 PM CST up reply actions
Just got back from smashin the titans 52 - 18 on madden
And i turn on the game to find another blow out. I guess its time to look for somethin else to do
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
Psst, Jim Nantz?
I know you went to U of H, so I tend to go easy on criticizing you. But the Stealers didn’t win jack shit in Detroit against the Stealers.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
Dear Rex Ryan,
I am prepared to make you an offer you can’t possibly refuse. If you beat the Stealers, I will give you this as compensation.

I trust you’ll do what is necessary.
Yours,
UT
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 7:24 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
It is.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 7:31 PM CST up reply actions
I would sooner see the Jets in the Super Bowl than the Stealers.
Because I hate the Stealers with a fire that would consume the world.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 7:38 PM CST up reply actions
Urlacher is pissed about people questioning his toughness
It’s kind of annoying me too. A lot of these people questioning his toughness have never taken a hit in their lives and knee injuries hurt like hell. Even a small one will completely lock up a knee.
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
I rolled over in bed in the middle of the night once
tweaked my knee so badly I couldn’t move it or even cry out in pain. Laid there in agony for like 15 minutes, then started to get motion back and was able to sleep. Was gimpy the next few days.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 7:28 PM CST up reply actions
In rugby
A 300 pound prop fell on my knee in practice. I could barely bend my knee for a week. That was just a bad bruise. Cutler may have torn something.
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
Cowher just called ARod and Big Ben the 2 best QBs in the league
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 7:26 PM CST reply actions
I guess he said they're the best at improvising
But it still makes me want to barf.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 7:30 PM CST up reply actions
Stupid media.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
DO YOU THINK YOU CAN STEAL FROM US AND JUST WALK AWAY!?!?
….yes….
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 7:30 PM CST up reply actions
why don't you give me a call when you want to start taking things a little more seriously
"Are you f*cking kidding me???"
scene where the joker meets with the mobster guys
“oh and buy the way, this suit wasn’t cheap. you outta know you bought it”
"Are you f*cking kidding me???"
that doesn't narrow it down much
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 7:29 PM CST up reply actions
"I'm going to make this pencil disappear."
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
Fuck anything from new York anyway
Worthless state
by AllenOU on Jan 23, 2011 7:30 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Catwoman, I think.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 7:38 PM CST up reply actions
Played by...Anne Hathaway, which I think is a weird choice
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 7:39 PM CST up reply actions
In Nolan We Trust
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 7:40 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
If he just did it to get Anne Hathaway in leather...
I won’t hold it against him either.
"Lord, beer me strength."
^This.
/looks around to make sure my wife doesn’t see this.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 7:42 PM CST up reply actions
I don't find her that hot.
She looks old to me.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 7:48 PM CST up reply actions
I guess I'm in the minority here.
I was shocked to discover she was younger than me. I thought she was 35.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 7:49 PM CST up reply actions
35 = ANCIENT...
I’m 35 too… Well… not in THAT order, but the digits are all there…
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
I don't think 35 is ancient. I'm 30, after all.
But for me to think a Hollywood celebrity looks 35 when she’s still in her 20s is probably not good, given the fact that she has access to the best of every kind of skin care and plastic surgeons. :p
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by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 7:52 PM CST up reply actions
but she lives such a hard life...
she makes Lindsey Lohan look like Cass.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 7:53 PM CST up reply actions
all women are at least bi
/world as told by porn
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 7:51 PM CST up reply actions
Black Swan?
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 7:53 PM CST up reply actions
I did here there was a scene in that
which was relevant to my interests
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 7:54 PM CST up reply actions
*hear
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 7:54 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah
Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis eating each other out.
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
..............

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 8:02 PM CST up reply actions
I don't know why people acted like they were weirded out by it
If someone came up to me and asked “Would you like to see Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis have lesbian sex” I would say “Yes, I would like to see that all the time. I want to live in a world where that’s the only thing I see.”
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 8:03 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
theoretically that could get boring
practically, probably not.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 8:05 PM CST up reply actions
Rec'd
Watched Memento this morning actually.
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
I actually think that could be a good choice.
Heath Ledger turned out to be a damn fine Joker.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 7:42 PM CST up reply actions
...briefly
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown."
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..."
- tehGrindCrusher
Great, first decent run they've had all day and Greene gets hurt afterward.
I hate everything right now.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
lol
It’s so cold in Chicago that Bears fans are burning my jersey. Damn global warming.
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I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
Well I just got home
Been watching the games at the bar. Wanted the Bears to win but picked the Packers. And I LOVE seeing Rex Ryan totally fucking blow it, just classic. Like smelling feet classic.
Did one of the Steelers fans have a Misfits mask on?
STOP LIKING THE MISFITS, GET YOUR STEELER FANDOM AWAY
I've seen Iron Man a couple of times.
Haven’t seen Dark Knight. So, I’m watching Dark Knight.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
Nope.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
I remember when I saw it in theaters
First thing I said as I was leaving was “Heath Ledger was awesome! I hope he’s in the sequel!” It’s funny because he won’t be in the sequel because he’s dead. Or it was funny.
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
Ouch.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 7:45 PM CST up reply actions
I hope I can follow this one.
Watched Batman Begins in theaters and was massively confused for the majority of the movie.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
Lay off the smoke.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 7:45 PM CST up reply actions
Cass is such a stoner
He’s not as clean as me.
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
And listen to Dark Side of the Moon too
IT TOTALLY SYNCS UP, MAN!
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
Actually it does
But that’s because a lot of things can work. If we’re talking about DSoM and Wizard of Oz. It works if you’re blazed.
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
Im not watching anything
I’m not giving Ben views any longer
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Dark Knight went to commercial in time for
me to flip over and see the Jets TD.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
Where is this?
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 7:43 PM CST up reply actions
No clue
Probably heaven.
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
LOL
MayorBurnsy
Steelers. FUCK you autocorrect.
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Come on, Settlers. End my misery.
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I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
Roughing the kicker?!
He barely got a hand on the guy’s foot!
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
I know...but still.
In fact, I’m waiting for the ref to call pass interference on that pick.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 7:51 PM CST up reply actions
well at least Roethlisberger pulls out early
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
"it's Ben Rothlesburger pulling out..."
there is a joke there somewhere in that Simms quote
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
here's the booger incidnet
for those who missed it.
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Ben Rothlisberger pulling out.....
don’t want to leave any DNA behind!
"Are you f*cking kidding me???"
Really?
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
Keep me updated on more interesting stuff, please.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
ravens vs texans anyone?
Hey, it could be worse than being a Texans fan.... You could be a Mets AND Texans fan, like me
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 23, 2011 7:53 PM CST reply actions
Hopefully with a better ending.
I.E. the Stealers losing.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 7:54 PM CST up reply actions
please for my sake let the steelers lose
I’m sick and tired of Jets fans
Hey, it could be worse than being a Texans fan.... You could be a Mets AND Texans fan, like me
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 23, 2011 7:55 PM CST up reply actions
Um..?
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 7:56 PM CST up reply actions
Huh?
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
win
Hey, it could be worse than being a Texans fan.... You could be a Mets AND Texans fan, like me
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Jan 23, 2011 7:59 PM CST up reply actions
WHY ARE YOU WASTING DONUTS????
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 7:56 PM CST up reply actions
I'M NOT WASTING DONUTS!
Sanchize would be, because they would be hitting the ground
"Are you f*cking kidding me???"
Well that is the last straw...
time to not retreat, but reload!
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 7:58 PM CST up reply actions
if there were really a donut cannon it would be firmly entrenched in my kitchen
"Are you f*cking kidding me???"
if you have the donut cannon, i would have the donut tank.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 8:01 PM CST up reply actions
Californication comes on soon anyways
This game is over
by AllenOU on Jan 23, 2011 7:55 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Not going to feel like watching a movie for the first time
without popcorn. BRB.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
i like to pop popcorn on the stove...
tastes better than the microwave.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Jan 23, 2011 7:57 PM CST up reply actions
I do too,
but I can’t get that easily here.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
one redeeming feature of the Mayflower dorms at Iowa
they had full kitchens (shared with another room, like the bathrooms)
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 8:03 PM CST up reply actions
My room has a full kitchen too.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
then why couldn't you make popcorn on the stove?
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 8:08 PM CST up reply actions
Jiffy Pop (and related brands)
aren’t available in the convenience-type stores nearby.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
I guess that's to be expected from the type of hellscape
which doesn’t sell alcohol on Sundays
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 8:16 PM CST up reply actions
I would need a car.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
I have no money.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
LOLZ YOU ARE SO POOR LOLZ
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
But I had a car
because im not poor
I Want to Believe
by Fox Mulder on Jan 23, 2011 8:21 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Just like everything else ever
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
Now I'm listening to Dark Side of the Moon
I remember why I listened to this album every day for 2 years. 1) because it’s awesome 2) that was before I had a girlfriend and friends
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
And I had just discovered marijuana
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
or convicted
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
by The Night Owl on Jan 23, 2011 10:21 PM CST up reply actions
Watching Family Guy
be back after its done. lol
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Which epi?
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by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 8:02 PM CST up reply actions
Brian writes a book
and Stewie is his publicist…it turns into a best seller and Brian turns into an ego filled jerk face.
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gotta love free HD programming on playoff weekend!
Thanks AT and T Uverse!
"Are you f*cking kidding me???"
Three straight Roethlisweasel sacks.
Where has THIS been all day?!
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
Kapinos sucks ass
was so bad in the week Pat was suspended.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
I'm going to the Butler game @ Valpo next Saturday
It better be a hell of a lot better than the past 3 games!
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
I sure hope so.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
KC_Sven
@fauxjohnmadden cromartie just held mike wallace longer than any of his children.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
Did Big Ben rape and murder a young girl in 1990?
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
Yes
And in 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, 2000, 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09, and 2010
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
Not 2011?
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
Not yet
He waits until Valentine’s Day
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
Shonn Greene is a meast
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
Jets still can't win
No way.
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
LOL
NotJayCutler
Look, you can hate me for quitting or you can love me for boning.
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I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
This is orgasmic to the ears
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7LOkmVg1b4
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
Sanchez, do you have mud for brains or something?!
I could have thrown that better!
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
God, I hate Pittsburgh.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 8:22 PM CST up reply actions
Sanchize almost got picked off at the goal line
and the Jets get stuffed on 4th down. I guess this game is over.
S-A-F-E-T-Y DANCE!!!!
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
lulz!!
I check to score and see a safety…win
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wtf
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 8:25 PM CST reply actions
You did
The Rapist fumbled the snap fell on it and that was all she wrote.
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What irony
Rex was a foot short…
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
I missed a safety?
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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
yes,
yes you did.
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You did.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 8:27 PM CST up reply actions
Life is like that
Beat me up and I fight right back
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
Not having Pouncy
is starting to hurt them.
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Mangold's leg damn near got taken off
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
The Jets are constantly taking out their own players.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 8:30 PM CST up reply actions
There goes the best center in the game
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
highly drafted interior linemen correlate with poor OL performance. They are better off without him
/misusing statistics
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 8:33 PM CST up reply actions
The word was sent down
Let the Jets back in because people are starting to change the channel
I Want to Believe
I had already changed it like an hour ago.
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
You had it changed before it was popular
You’re such a TV hipster
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
So what's the score?
The last time I saw was 24-0, Stillers.
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
18-24
EP pending
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what quarter is it?
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
4th, about 3 minutes left.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 8:36 PM CST up reply actions
4th
just over 3 minutes left Jets with all timeouts left
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Seth MacFarlane sold his soul to the devil
and Rupert Murdoch lets him make as many shows as he wants.
So he sold his soul to Rupert Murdoch
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
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Never watched it
it will never come close to Family Guy.
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They should have shot Seth McFarlane in the face because he sucks at life
Except he’s got a good voice.
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
As demonstrated here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV10f5DBSu0
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
I turned it away from Dark Knight for this.
The Jets better not make me regret it.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
better finish it tonight after the game
I know for a fact there are steams of it. I’m probably watching one tonight.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 8:44 PM CST up reply actions
It's OK.
I used the Wiki article on it to fill in the holes.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
that doesn't do it justice at all.
I order you to actually watch the rest.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 8:54 PM CST up reply actions
I am watching it right now.
I’m talking about the small hole in the middle where I watched the Steelers’ final drive.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
ok
you still might have missed an amazing scene.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 8:58 PM CST up reply actions
games over
Even if they get the stop on third, Sanchize will have to go 80+ yards in 1:00 with 0 time outs.
one bomb to Braylon Edwards and...
AHAHAHAHHAHAHA like he’d catch it!
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 8:45 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah
He’d never have an 80 yard TD in the AFC Championship Game.
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
It's happened before.
All we need is to kidnap Dick LeBeau and substitute Frank Bush in his place.
“We’ve taken the Stealers hall of fame defensive coordinator and replaced him with Frank Bush. Let’s see if they notice.”
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 8:46 PM CST up reply actions
sssshhhhh
both of you. Edwards has never made a big catch in his life
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 8:47 PM CST up reply actions
I weep for what the NFL did to the Lamar Hunt trophy.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
Went from awesome to bland.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
Packers - Steelers
Superbowl 45
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
One more game for the Steelers
means one more game for Ben Roethlisberger to Kevin Everett.
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
Crap.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
Well I loved seeing Rex's reaction
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 8:49 PM CST reply actions
Hopefully LV goes to the Super Bowl and gets murdered
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
The media sucks.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
in b4 LB says it's NSFW
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
SpongeBob, FTW!
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
Dear Shiva, Durga, Jobu, and Odin,
Fuck all of you. You are useless. How many times have I called on you only to see nothing happen? Do you really prefer the Thieves Criminals Rapists Stealers over everyone else?
If you do, I say fuck you Shiva, Durga, Jobu and Odin; you wastes of deity.
Go Packers.
Yours,
UT
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
Sign me up for that!
But i don’t wanna wait till then
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
You think the D is going to be fixed in 1 year?
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
I thought you guys hated the talent too.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
Some do
I think the talent is there….it just needs to be better schemed and developed.
As good as Mario is, I love that Wade said he could improve in certain areas. That’s what I like to hear….a defensive coordinator who will not rest on his laurels.
"Lord, beer me strength."
LOL THERE WILL BE NO AFC TITLE GAME IN 2012!!!!
LALZ
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
Why couldn't the Ravens have held
on last week? Sigh.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
Easy...
Joe Flacco
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/haz a sad
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
Fuck the Stillers.
Fuck Shitsburgh.
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Again
What a better stage for Roethlisberger to get his leg Theismann’d than in the Super Bowl!
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Fuck the Super Bowl
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At least the Pats aren't going to the SB.
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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
I'd rather the Pats than the Stealers.
Hell, I’d almost rather the BE-SFs than the Stealers.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 8:55 PM CST up reply actions
Thank you.
Pats have cute fans. ahem.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 9:02 PM CST up reply actions
Exception that proves the rule?
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
I have a lot of cute friends too.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 9:04 PM CST up reply actions
Who are Pats fans?
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
Of course
Birds of a feather…
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 9:08 PM CST up reply actions
Well
I know some cute Colts fans but for the most part our fanbase is made up of fat rednecks.
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
Well after hearing what you would've done if the Pats had won
I wish they would’ve as well
"Lord, beer me strength."
Hahaha and that was before anyone knew I was of the persuasion...
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Jan 23, 2011 9:11 PM CST up reply actions
We're pretty easy that way.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 9:13 PM CST up reply actions
well there's the Pro BoAHAHAHAHAHHAHAhAHHAHAHAA
LOL
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 8:53 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
And
it’s not even a game worth watching. I’ve been in draft mode for a while.
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March 5th is the magic date.
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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
Awesome Tweet
Big Ben is coming to Texas! #hideyokids #hideyowife #rapinerrbody
"Lord, beer me strength."
and that is now
my facebook status.
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I want to trade
The short fucker that got hurt in preseason to the Titans for Mark Mariani
I Want to Believe
That wasn't an AllenOU
check the spelling
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
by The Night Owl on Jan 23, 2011 10:25 PM CST up reply actions
I can see why they named double posts
/AOU’d
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
You know Carimi uses this one

I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
I just bet my family, dog, and girlfriend on the under
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
I could see a 24-10 type game.
Definitely under.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
Rooney just made me realize...
What a kick in the nuts it must be for Dallas fans to have the Steelers playing in the Super Bowl in their house. Almost makes me want to root for them. Oh, and fuck Rapistburger for invoking God’s name.
Thinking further on it
Having the Packers there also makes it the ultimate nut-crusher. Well, maybe the
Redskins would be worse, but still.
Texans/Redskins would've been the ultimate insult I think.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 9:09 PM CST up reply actions
Steelers is a big insult
They now tie Dallas for most SB appearances and have more rings than them too.
"Lord, beer me strength."
My old man is not gonna be happy about this...

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 9:12 PM CST up reply actions
Nobody will take that bet
PTB told me your dog is better looking than your girlfriend
I Want to Believe
Although I do have the cutest dog in the world
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
Pics or it's not true.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
Awwwwwwwwwwww.................
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
That's from Facebook
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
The little button that looks like a tree
Put the image URL in that.
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
Here yo go
[IMG]http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q187/FoxMulder_R/P1010003-1-1.jpg[/IMG]
I Want to Believe
this?
<img src="http://[IMG]http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q187/FoxMulder_R/P1010003-1-1.jpg[/IMG]"/>
I Want to Believe
Get rid of the [IMG]
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
Dude your girlfriend is hot
……….
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
use the tree button
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 9:22 PM CST up reply actions
One of my dogs:

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
Cass doesn't have a sexual orientation
he’s cassexual
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 9:28 PM CST up reply actions
your dog is wussy compare to the previous entry
if Michael Vick got his hands on all 3 dogs, yours would be fed to the other two.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 9:27 PM CST up reply actions
LOL.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
I see empty space.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
My dog would kill that dog like the psychopath she is
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
Not only does Steeler Nation not deserve this, they deserve to be trapped in a bar bathroom with their quarterback.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 9:06 PM CST reply actions 10 recs
YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
by Colts Homer on Jan 23, 2011 9:06 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
one more for green!
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That makes seven.
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 9:10 PM CST up reply actions
ESPN has a fail of a headline
Just horrible fail. Awful.
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
Awful pun.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
Or just make it BACK AND YELLOW
THE SONG IS BLACK AND YELLOW!!! YOU FUCKED UP A BAD PUN!
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
When they could instead fuck it up with a bad song.
Oh, while I’m verbally abusing people, I would also like to say “fuck you” to the Black Eyed Peas for that goddamned song that the NFL keeps playing over and over. I hope a rabid sheep comes and craps on your heads and bites all of you in very sensitive areas.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 9:15 PM CST up reply actions
Don't get me started on the Black Eyed Peas
I really can’t imagine a worse choice for halftime show.
whoever those senior citizens were on stage that one year?
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 9:20 PM CST up reply actions
Prince was awesome simply for this

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 9:21 PM CST up reply actions
Paul McCartney is awesome!
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
The Rolling Stones?
Or The Who?
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by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 9:22 PM CST up reply actions
might point was both are old as fuck
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 9:23 PM CST up reply actions
I can.
Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, John Mayer, Jack Johnson, or Train with that “Soul Sister” song.
They need either Katy Perry (so I can mute the TV) or Cee Lo Green for next year…assuming there is a next year.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 9:22 PM CST up reply actions
Cudi and Wiz Khalifa
Fuck family friendly!
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
ESPN just sucks and their studio needs to be firebombed.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 9:11 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not entirely sure I want to watch the Super Bowl this year.
The last thing I want to see is the Stealers win a seventh fuckin’ ring.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
Now I have no choice but to root for the Packers.
I’ll be damned if I ever pull for the Stealers.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
by UprootedTexan on Jan 23, 2011 9:17 PM CST up reply actions
PeytonsHead
PIT fans are celebrating tonight. Some of them, against there will. #CongratsBen
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
In b4 Cass corrects grammar
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
in b4 Cass is hogtied, wig and makeup is applied and he's left in Big Ben's hotel room
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
Wiz Khalifa should do the halftime show
He has a song that’s not all about weed I think?
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
Super Bowl halftime show should be decided by a vote of whichever team wins the Pro Bowl
/making the Pro Bowl matter
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 9:25 PM CST up reply actions
Pauly Casillas does it for the lolz
PaulyPeligroso
The fastest way to a woman’s heart is through her sternum.
1 minute ago via TweetCaster
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
why didn't i follow this guy until 15 seconds ago?
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 9:29 PM CST up reply actions
No idea
He’s the funniest person ever.
I hear no screams and I shed no tears
If I'm in your dreams then your end is near
I love his reaction to the faulty explosives in the hospital.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: I love you for that, New York Jets.
that was ad lipped according to TV Tropes
Legder knew something was fucked up, but didn’t break character
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Jan 23, 2011 9:35 PM CST up reply actions
New Thread!
Go there since I plan to be too drunk to follow two threads very shortly.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
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