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Black Monday Watch (Update: Kubiak Fires Bush, Will Retain Job)

"Replacing a head coach is Traumatic to the organization"


Even though we all pretty much know at this point that there will be no change at the top of the current coaching regime, let's put all the discussion leading up to this non-event here.

Who knows...maybe Bob will shock the world...

The Gary Kubiak weekly press conference is scheduled in its regular 3:30 slot today and can be viewed at the mothership, houstontexans.com.

UPDATE: The Frank Bush era has officially ended:

Now comes time for coordinator moves, too: Houston fired its defensive coordintor Frank Bush.

Per Adam Schefter's Twitter.

UPDATE 2: Rumor has it that Kubiak was the one to fire Bush:

Gary Kubiak fired DC Frank Bush today. Means Kubiak will return for a sixth season.

Per Pancakes' Twitter

UPDATE 3: The countdown to Wade has begun:

Wade Phillips is the leading candidate to replace Frank Bush.

Per Pancakes' Twitter

UPDATE 4: Pretty much official now, Gary is staying:

The Texans will announce at 3:30 today that coach Gary Kubiak will return for a sixth season.

Per Pancakes' Twitter

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Frank Bush gone...

All defense coaches gone.

Special Teams coach Marciano stays. Kubiak stays, Dennison stays, all offensive position coaches stay (unless signed by another team).

We won’t find out the new DC until “a fair process of interviews, evaluations and discussions with current coaching staff has been properly and exhaustedly conducted.” At which point, we’ll find out it’s someone we all hate, despise, and absolutely do not want coaching our defense (worse than Bush? it’s possible!).

Just my 0.000000000002 cents worth.

by Fuzion on Jan 3, 2011 12:05 PM CST reply actions  

Don't kid yourself

It’s wade Phillips. Deal is already done if I had to bet on it. We will make the playoffs next year, but then go backwards again the year after. It’s the curse of Tony boselli

by AllenOU on Jan 3, 2011 12:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

correction

The curse of Frank Reich, and he must be destroyed.

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Jan 3, 2011 12:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes!

We’re going to the playoffs!

by somebodysfather on Jan 3, 2011 12:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Little known fact?

It’s actually 1978.

Frank Bush delenda est

by JimboTexan on Jan 3, 2011 4:08 PM CST up reply actions  

sweet.

eight track players rock.

by Ivan A on Jan 3, 2011 4:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I wouldn't know

I’m unborn and my parents are in college.

Frank Bush delenda est

by JimboTexan on Jan 3, 2011 9:36 PM CST up reply actions  

In a perfect world....

Bring in a new GM, VP or temp consultant like Tony Dungy, Bill Parcells or Jimmy Johnson.

Hire Wade Phillips as DC.

Get some big name players on defense from FA once CBA is done.

Don’t screw up the draft.

Do those four things and the fan base will pop back into “hope and high expectations” mode for 2011.

Uncomfortably numb......thanks to the Texans

by MeMongo on Jan 3, 2011 12:44 PM CST reply actions  

Well, Mr McNair has been talking to Bum Phillips.

So there is your consultant.

A Texas Wannabe, born and raised in New Zealand. Currently located 7343miles South west of Houston.

by distant_texans_fan on Jan 3, 2011 12:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey i'll always be a Bum Philips fan

IF only because of thisone line

(when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all of the Oilers’ road trips) “Because she’s too ugly to kiss goodbye.”

by Ivan A on Jan 3, 2011 12:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Why?

Because 87 year old guys who haven’t coached in 25 years don’t have their pulse on the game?

In other news, Bum recommends releasing disco 45s in order to improve team morale.

And, not that I mind too much, but being given props for ripping this would’ve been nice (yes, it’s my rip you hear in the link above).

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 3, 2011 12:58 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh yeah

/pouting

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 3, 2011 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Rec'd...

For being an old, fat, bald guy…who is far superior to any other old, fat, bald guy.

by Fuzion on Jan 3, 2011 12:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks

A friend of mine just put together a better set-up for ripping records, and he’s going to re-do them for me. I did them about 8 to 10 years ago, and the quality is pretty poor.

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 3, 2011 1:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Use FLAC.

/Open-Source-Audiophile.

(Please go lossless)

by TSSaloic on Jan 3, 2011 3:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I do now

I’m a huge open source advocate.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 3, 2011 3:28 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Here's a pic

© 1979

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 3, 2011 1:26 PM CST up reply actions  

After reading McNair's quotes on houstontexans.com

I’m going to throw it out there…we will not find out about any changes until later this week. It definitely won’t be today, not by what he said. So yeah, inaction, more of it. Lovely. F’ing lovely.

by Fuzion on Jan 3, 2011 12:58 PM CST reply actions  

sounds like MORE changes coming

Kubiak is not out of the hot seat….

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Jan 3, 2011 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Make it green

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 3, 2011 1:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I did more than that.

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 3, 2011 1:19 PM CST up reply actions  

VIA* damn computers auto-correct

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
Facebook.com

by Kiratomi on Jan 3, 2011 1:23 PM CST up reply actions  

This post, alone, should

have more than 100+ recs on it. Just sayin’. Our Bush-Vanilla efense can be improved.

by typhoon.infamous on Jan 3, 2011 1:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Sadly, I agree.

Man, our efense would be the stuff of legend for the years to come. Hey, at least we helped revive some careers along the way, including Alex Smith, Tim Tebow….

by typhoon.infamous on Jan 3, 2011 1:49 PM CST up reply actions  

"It's time." - Brett Favre, Frank Bush, ...

"You know what they say - Fool me once: strike one. But fool me twice... strike three."

by RocketsAstros on Jan 3, 2011 1:38 PM CST up reply actions  

and that's Houstonians at their homes

"You know what they say - Fool me once: strike one. But fool me twice... strike three."

by RocketsAstros on Jan 3, 2011 1:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Is that a video of cubic?

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 3, 2011 2:27 PM CST up reply actions  

wtf is a "coordintor"?

Is this a cruel joke and Frank still has a job?

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU

by TexansForever on Jan 3, 2011 1:48 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah

Still no official announcement. I’m not celebrating yet.

A Texas Wannabe, born and raised in New Zealand. Currently located 7343miles South west of Houston.

by distant_texans_fan on Jan 3, 2011 1:49 PM CST up reply actions  

"I Still Believe in Frank Bush"

When a child asks you what a douchebag is, just say Cortland Finnegan.

by BabyBeezy03 on Jan 3, 2011 1:51 PM CST up reply actions  

"We miss you Carl Landry"

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU

by TexansForever on Jan 3, 2011 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I think Kiratomi knows what the price of that lie would be

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http://www.battleredblog.com
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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 3, 2011 1:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I would have castrated myself if that had been wrong.

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
Facebook.com

by Kiratomi on Jan 3, 2011 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS:

HALLELUJAH!

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU

by TexansForever on Jan 3, 2011 1:49 PM CST reply actions  

Beledat

When a child asks you what a douchebag is, just say Cortland Finnegan.

by BabyBeezy03 on Jan 3, 2011 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Honored to goo

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot

by bigfatdrunk on Jan 3, 2011 2:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I always thought I'd be doing backflips when Frank Bush was fired

But without the root of the problem gone, I expect the same results. Even if they aren’t only on the defensive side. The end results will be the same.

by Mike Kerns on Jan 3, 2011 1:54 PM CST reply actions  

It's like Spirow Agnew

Resigning. Richard Nixon is still President.

Frank Bush delenda est

by JimboTexan on Jan 3, 2011 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Patience Mike Kerns

Kubiak is sweating this out more than you are….

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Jan 3, 2011 2:22 PM CST up reply actions  

This feels like when Richard Smith was fired

Everyone is on cloud nine, the defense is fixed! Woohoo! Oh wait, we still have the same shit players on defense. Damn.

by Barrett on Jan 3, 2011 1:57 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

Pfft

Frank Bush was totally the reason Kareem was falling down.

"You know what they say - Fool me once: strike one. But fool me twice... strike three."

by RocketsAstros on Jan 3, 2011 2:02 PM CST up reply actions  

A poor scheme

can make a rookie look worse than he otherwise would

by Bobbythegreat on Jan 3, 2011 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes, but even a great scheme is going to have a hard time covering up 5+ major holes in the starting lineup

"Well, at least our players kept their helmets on, so that showed some intelligence"-Bob McNair

by papabear on Jan 3, 2011 2:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Bush could get a job coaching actors on a Three Stooges Remake

When a child asks you what a douchebag is, just say Cortland Finnegan.

by BabyBeezy03 on Jan 3, 2011 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

NFL-Ready Rookies

Do not fall down. They can’t run that fast.

Frank Bush delenda est

by JimboTexan on Jan 3, 2011 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Rec'd for truth

"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb

by Hugh Jarce on Jan 3, 2011 8:37 PM CST up reply actions  

OT:

Anyone think the meeting in Jacksonville about the “Franchise’s Future” isn’t just about Del Rio and might actually be the L.A. Coup?
Just came to my mind.

When a child asks you what a douchebag is, just say Cortland Finnegan.

by BabyBeezy03 on Jan 3, 2011 2:00 PM CST reply actions  

Pic o' the day^

Via Eric.

http://blog.houstontexans.com/2011/01/03/winter-cleaning/

^Aside from DaGoat’s, natch.

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http://www.battleredblog.com
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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 3, 2011 2:05 PM CST reply actions  

That's Eugene Wilson...

And it’s not uncommon for players to pack their lockers up entirely at the end of the season…

I’m not trying to rain on the parade, but let’s not use pics which do not match the situation…

Tho Durga willing Eugene is packing up permanently.

by Fuzion on Jan 3, 2011 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

And fitting enough, in a trash bag....

"There is always someone on your heels that will keep you on your toes!"~Arian Foster
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by Xetuoh on Jan 3, 2011 2:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Very true

But I still dig it.

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http://www.battleredblog.com
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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 3, 2011 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Hopefully

the EW-Factor will also be gone by this offseason.

by typhoon.infamous on Jan 3, 2011 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

thanks for your service Eugene

he was a Houston Texan guys.

He will be upgraded, and his play was a large part of the problem this year, but the GM and HC that said going into the season that he was our best option are still employed.

All he did was play the best he could.

I’m glad he’s gone, but I don’t have anything personal against the guy.

"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK

by texanphil on Jan 3, 2011 2:23 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

He was also pretty good before this year

"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late."

by nolander on Jan 3, 2011 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Yup.

That cheap shot made me hate him even more.

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 3, 2011 4:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Hallelujah!

The first step in righting the wrongs.

Until next year...

by DieHardTexan on Jan 3, 2011 2:11 PM CST reply actions  

Maybe...

Although I don’t want to see Kubiak stay, maybe keeping him will help the Texans lure Champ Bailey in the offseason? He may be up there in age, but look at what DBs like Charles Woodson and Darren Sharper did for their respective teams when put in the right scheme.

On another note, good riddance Frank Bush

by MaloneyPony on Jan 3, 2011 2:11 PM CST reply actions  

I've read around that

Champ Bailey wanted to move to safety. Has anyone else heard of it?

by typhoon.infamous on Jan 3, 2011 2:20 PM CST up reply actions  

In other words, McNair/Smith need to pull the trigger now.

Because we aren’t going to get much better than Bailey at Safety.
.02

When a child asks you what a douchebag is, just say Cortland Finnegan.

by BabyBeezy03 on Jan 3, 2011 2:22 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

funny how

we all want Champ Bailey. A former Bronco.

That horse is still very much alive, I see.

"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK

by texanphil on Jan 3, 2011 2:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Just don't beat my horse.

When a child asks you what a douchebag is, just say Cortland Finnegan.

by BabyBeezy03 on Jan 3, 2011 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Wait..

Wouldn’t that increase our chances of landing him then?

by typhoon.infamous on Jan 3, 2011 2:39 PM CST up reply actions  

So are we expecting Wade to be introduced in Kube's Press Conference today?

When a child asks you what a douchebag is, just say Cortland Finnegan.

by BabyBeezy03 on Jan 3, 2011 2:18 PM CST reply actions  

I hope so...

I like the idea of having Wade. I’d welcome a 3-4 and shaking up the D. However, I wouldn’t be surprised if it takes a day or too. Bob in his interview with ABC 13 made it sound like it was going to take all week to announce his decision.

Until next year...

by DieHardTexan on Jan 3, 2011 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I think the 3-4 is a horrible idea for our personnel.

I also think are personnel are horrible, so whatever.

Frank Bush delenda est

by JimboTexan on Jan 3, 2011 2:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Well...

As many have previously mentioned, I think a big, nasty NT would be the place to start. Bringing in a new DC will undoubtedly mean changing personnel. You know, in my opinion there are no quick fixes. So, I like the idea of the 3-4. I think it’s the long term solution to our problem.

Until next year...

by DieHardTexan on Jan 3, 2011 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

After the superbowl.

Keep things fresh, no complacency.

Frank Bush delenda est

by JimboTexan on Jan 3, 2011 3:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Pancakes:
Frank Bush has been in the NFL as a player, scout, assistant coach, DC and assistant HC. He won’t have trouble getting another job.

Yeah, okay.

by Mike Kerns on Jan 3, 2011 2:23 PM CST reply actions  

As a ball boy?

A Texas Wannabe, born and raised in New Zealand. Currently located 7343miles South west of Houston.

by distant_texans_fan on Jan 3, 2011 2:24 PM CST up reply actions  

It's worth pointing out

That Matt Millen is gainfully employed.

Frank Bush delenda est

by JimboTexan on Jan 3, 2011 2:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I would Rec this for truth.....

but it’s too painful.

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Jan 3, 2011 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Is there any openings at a 6-man High School?

When a child asks you what a douchebag is, just say Cortland Finnegan.

by BabyBeezy03 on Jan 3, 2011 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

If Jim Zorn got a job after the Redskins, I’m sure this cat will find something somewhere

by wkittinger on Jan 3, 2011 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey, Zorn was actually a damn fine quarterbacks coach

He was just put in a terrible situation by Dan Snyder by being put in as head coach when he didn’t even apply for the position.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?

by UprootedTexan on Jan 3, 2011 2:27 PM CST up reply actions  

TEH EPICNESS OF THE TRICK PLAY!

When a child asks you what a douchebag is, just say Cortland Finnegan.

by BabyBeezy03 on Jan 3, 2011 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Wanna see that video again!

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 3, 2011 2:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Sure he will!

I’ll bet there’ll be dozens of home protection companies beating down his door for him to be their spokesman!

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?

by UprootedTexan on Jan 3, 2011 2:26 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

guaranteed contract?

I assume he gets paid in 2011 either way, so don’t shed a tear for his family even if his phone isn’t ringing off the hook this afternoon.

"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK

by texanphil on Jan 3, 2011 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

He'll be back.

Knowing our luck he’ll some how end up with one of the top 5 defenses with everyone in houston thinking WTF?

by Ivan A on Jan 3, 2011 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Why?

Thats like saying someone failing miserably as a head coach will never get another job as a coordinator, and we know that isn’t true.

"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late."

by nolander on Jan 3, 2011 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

He'll be employed this coming season

If there is one of course.

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 3, 2011 2:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Offensive Coordinator?

When a child asks you what a douchebag is, just say Cortland Finnegan.

by BabyBeezy03 on Jan 3, 2011 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Well his defense WAS offensive.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?

by UprootedTexan on Jan 3, 2011 2:35 PM CST up reply actions  

He'll be a coach of some sort.

That’s almost guaranteed.

As bad as he was at being DC, he was good at something. At some point.

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 3, 2011 2:35 PM CST up reply actions  

He had to do something right to get that kind of money.

When a child asks you what a douchebag is, just say Cortland Finnegan.

by BabyBeezy03 on Jan 3, 2011 2:35 PM CST up reply actions  

True

And he has a lot of basic experience coaching in the NFL – ability aside. Someone will pick him up.

Until next year...

by DieHardTexan on Jan 3, 2011 2:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Exactly

I get it guys, this season sucked, but does that mean we have to turn off all critical thinking?

"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late."

by nolander on Jan 3, 2011 3:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Kubes is back?!

Mass Suicide rampant in Greater Houston, Bleach Supplies run out, Dogs and Cats Living together, MASS HYSTERIA!

When a child asks you what a douchebag is, just say Cortland Finnegan.

by BabyBeezy03 on Jan 3, 2011 2:35 PM CST reply actions  

Per Pancakes
The Texans will announce at 3:30 today that coach Gary Kubiak will return for a sixth season.

How’s that taste, Houston? Bleachy?

by Mike Kerns on Jan 3, 2011 2:42 PM CST reply actions  

since its pancakes

does that mean hes fired?

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 3, 2011 2:43 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

HA!

I see what you did there. Thats funny

by Ivan A on Jan 3, 2011 2:45 PM CST up reply actions  

it goes down alot easier

with out the ammonia flavored frank bush.

by Ivan A on Jan 3, 2011 2:44 PM CST up reply actions  

...

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?

by UprootedTexan on Jan 3, 2011 2:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Thats one thing i would want to see in 2011

Special teams trick plays… I’d like them to go for the first down with a fake punt or a fake field goal.

by Ivan A on Jan 3, 2011 2:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Kubiak McNair believes in you

When a child asks you what a douchebag is, just say Cortland Finnegan.

by BabyBeezy03 on Jan 3, 2011 2:46 PM CST up reply actions  

With a salty finish...

Facepalm salty.

Until next year...

by DieHardTexan on Jan 3, 2011 2:44 PM CST reply actions  

Now if they'd only show Rick Smith the door....

Yeah I know….put the crackpipe down and sloooooowly step away.

by USMC_JA on Jan 3, 2011 2:45 PM CST reply actions  

Hmm..

You know, i’m hoping that Smith also gives leeway to the new DC. Everyone knows we need help on the defensive side of the ball.

by typhoon.infamous on Jan 3, 2011 3:08 PM CST up reply actions  

I personally wonder if Smith made defensive picks

Because Frank Bush didn’t or wouldn’t give input. If Wade is hired, I can’t see any way he doesn’t get his say on who gets drafted on the defensive side of the ball.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?

by UprootedTexan on Jan 3, 2011 3:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Kubiak was quoted as saying

Bush picked Cushing.

Not sure about this years crop.

"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK

by texanphil on Jan 3, 2011 3:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, i thought so.

Well, can anyone inform us about Wade’s tendencies in drafting his players? I don’t know how its possible, but maybe we can find some correlation from his previous stints throughout the league..

by typhoon.infamous on Jan 3, 2011 6:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Right, I'd like to hear some first hand perspective on his personnel decisions

Dallas is the closest example, but their defense was up and down under Phillips, and we all know Jerrah called the shots on draft day.

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Jan 3, 2011 7:10 PM CST up reply actions  

one down, one to go

I wanted two announcements today.

Bush fired, and Foster signed to a 5 year deal.

"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK

by texanphil on Jan 3, 2011 2:46 PM CST reply actions  

In Smithiak We Trust?

When a child asks you what a douchebag is, just say Cortland Finnegan.

by BabyBeezy03 on Jan 3, 2011 2:50 PM CST reply actions  

This is potentially scary:

McNair believes a big-name DC with a proven track record is the way to go. Kubiak will hire the new DC.

He have any buddies left to hire?

by Mike Kerns on Jan 3, 2011 2:51 PM CST reply actions  

Translation:

If you don’t hire Wade Phillips, your ass is outta here.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?

by UprootedTexan on Jan 3, 2011 2:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I like this one better

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 3, 2011 2:54 PM CST up reply actions  

very scary

if Wade goes elsewhere.

"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK

by texanphil on Jan 3, 2011 2:52 PM CST up reply actions  

For the love of Durga

I pray that isn’t true. Of course Wade is Kubiak’s personal friend so it doesn’t really change anything.

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Jan 3, 2011 2:52 PM CST up reply actions  

agree

as long as Wade is hired.

If not, I’m scared

"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK

by texanphil on Jan 3, 2011 2:54 PM CST up reply actions  

If wade is hired

will he bring the 46 or a hybrid 3-4 D

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 3, 2011 2:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Why wouldn't the GM hire the DC?

Just Askin

/forgot

Oh yeah, Rick Smith doesn’t do anything

I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 3, 2011 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I think, you're

forgetting how hard it is to be Kubiak’s secretary.

by typhoon.infamous on Jan 3, 2011 8:59 PM CST up reply actions  

if Cowher came

would it be strange if someone picked is OC and DC for him?

I say yes.

"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK

by texanphil on Jan 3, 2011 9:06 PM CST up reply actions  

No...Kubiak hired him.

He’s good for getting Kubiak more coffee.

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A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?

by UprootedTexan on Jan 3, 2011 2:55 PM CST up reply actions  

And

He believes in him too :)

I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 3, 2011 10:14 PM CST up reply actions  

That's all he has been good for.

When a child asks you what a douchebag is, just say Cortland Finnegan.

by BabyBeezy03 on Jan 3, 2011 2:55 PM CST up reply actions  

someone's gotta have the title

"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK

by texanphil on Jan 3, 2011 2:55 PM CST up reply actions  

The whining is already starting
DE Mario Williams indicated that a switch to the 3-4 would not suit his pass-rushing style well. "If a pass develops, you’re pretty much rushing the guard. If I have to do it, I have to do it, but it would be a huge change."

http://twitter.com/CBSSportsNFLHOU/status/22029687261761536

by Mike Kerns on Jan 3, 2011 2:56 PM CST reply actions  

And more:
If the Texans switch to a 3-4 next season, DE Antonio Smith said neither him, nor Mario Williams are big enough to fill two gaps in opposing offensive lines. "I don’t see Mario two-gapping, I don’t see me two-gapping. I’ve lost a lot of weight, I’m 272 pounds,

http://twitter.com/CBSSportsNFLHOU/status/22000024124657664

Yeah, it’s a harder system to take plays off in. Get over it.

by Mike Kerns on Jan 3, 2011 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

thats Kollors fault

he likes small D-line

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 3, 2011 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

hope so

everyone that was involved with coaching the Defense should be gone

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 3, 2011 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Then put on some damn weight!

This is Houston! You don’t have to look far to find ways to add bulk…I can personally vouch for that!!!

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 3, 2011 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Last time a Texan put on some weight in hopes of becoming a better

we got a bonafide kick returner that’s actually worse than Reggie Bush

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 3, 2011 3:15 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

LOL, good point.

I do feel kinda bad for Slaton though. Falling so hard so fast, poor guy…poor, rich guy.

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A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?

by UprootedTexan on Jan 3, 2011 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

The Texans FO

did a great job with taking care of his contract.

You know, not throwing piles of money at him after that one good season.

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 3, 2011 4:37 PM CST up reply actions  

*cough* Okoye *cough*

"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late."

by nolander on Jan 3, 2011 3:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Timobi

I forgot about that.

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 3, 2011 4:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Truth

+1

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by Hydroshock on Jan 3, 2011 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

They need to take a lesson from Albert Haynesworth's reluctance to switching schemes

Except for the $100 mil it hasn’t exactly helped his HOF cause.

NEWSFLASH: YOU’RE A FUCKING MILLIONAIRE. DO WHAT YOU’RE TOLD.

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by Hydroshock on Jan 3, 2011 3:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Still doesn't change the fact

that the contract he signed was to play as a 4-3 DE

And he only agreed to that because he knows that he’s better suited as a 4-3 DE.

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 3, 2011 3:16 PM CST up reply actions  

really?

I would think if that clause was in there that he would actually have a case for breach of contract.

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by texanphil on Jan 3, 2011 3:23 PM CST up reply actions  

woosh

"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late."

by nolander on Jan 3, 2011 3:45 PM CST up reply actions  

+1

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
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by Kiratomi on Jan 3, 2011 3:46 PM CST up reply actions  

That's more likely

than my speculation. But i’ve seen a couple of these million dollar contracts before. Some have very odd stipulations.

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 3, 2011 4:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Anything's possible when you're getting paid that much green

For the record, I’m not accusing Mario and Smith of whining for discussing their concerns about playing in a 3-4. However, I expect players that have already been financially secured for the rest of their lives to adapt, willingly, to whatever changes a new DC brings in. Too often they forget that they’re part of a very select few that are blessed to become super rich, at a very young age, for playing a game.

.02

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by Hydroshock on Jan 3, 2011 7:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Did he say he wouldn't?

Just because they are being honest about their abilities? They haven’t said one word to the effect that they are going to try to sit out or force a trade.

"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late."

by nolander on Jan 3, 2011 3:29 PM CST up reply actions  

They haven’t said one word to the effect that they are going to try to sit out or force a trade.

neither did I

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by Hydroshock on Jan 3, 2011 3:45 PM CST up reply actions  

NEWSFLASH: YOU’RE A FUCKING MILLIONAIRE. DO WHAT YOU’RE TOLD.

Yeah.

"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late."

by nolander on Jan 3, 2011 3:46 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah, so?

Where’s the part about sitting out or forcing a trade? OH! We’re talking about implying things……which is exactly what we’re all doing.

So, how bout you quit stepping on my nuts now, k?

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by Hydroshock on Jan 3, 2011 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Except Williams and Smith simply said they don't think they are a good fit

they didn’t imply they where going to sit or try to force a trade. You blatantly implied that they are going to act all whiny.

"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late."

by nolander on Jan 3, 2011 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

yawn

moving on now…………

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Jan 3, 2011 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Saw this coming from a mile away.

We already talked about this one on twitter last week.

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 3, 2011 3:14 PM CST up reply actions  

This is whining?

Jesus Kerns, these guys are just telling the fucking truth.

If I have to do it, I have to do it, but it would be a huge change

Seriously, THATS whining?

"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late."

by nolander on Jan 3, 2011 3:27 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, it sounds like whining

From a couple of guys that have constantly been accused of taking plays off.

by Mike Kerns on Jan 3, 2011 5:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm glad you have decided to become the voice of no reason

"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late."

by nolander on Jan 3, 2011 5:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Dude, just agree to disagree

You say a lot of shit that I think is bunk, but I respect your right say it.

Just chill out.

by Mike Kerns on Jan 3, 2011 5:54 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

Truth

+1

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by Hydroshock on Jan 3, 2011 8:07 PM CST up reply actions  

On that note

What’s your take on that changing with a new staff? I mean, Kollar is staying. He should get his due credit for the success that Williams and Smith have had to this point under his tutelage, but isn’t it also fair that he accept some blame if they were guilty…..and I’m not saying they were…… of mailing it in at times?

Kollar is the most hard nosed coach we have on the entire staff, so if he’s not able to get more out his D-line then who’s going to? Phillips isn’t exactly a disciplinarian that demands accountability. In my opinion it would have to be on Kubiak, which is fine by me because I think he needs to have the heat kept on him to make this thing happen.

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by Hydroshock on Jan 3, 2011 8:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm 50-50 on Kollar

I think they must have OK’d Kollar with Wade first or he would have been out the door with the others.

by Mike Kerns on Jan 4, 2011 8:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Wade might not want

a potential one and done deal

"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK

by texanphil on Jan 3, 2011 2:57 PM CST reply actions  

That's what im scared of.

That the texans might put a stipulation in his contract that if things don’t work out next season with Kubes as HC and him as DC, he’ll take over as our new HC.

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 3, 2011 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

(Insert Facemelting scene from Indy Jones)

When a child asks you what a douchebag is, just say Cortland Finnegan.

by BabyBeezy03 on Jan 3, 2011 3:18 PM CST up reply actions  

interim maybe

but I hope McNair doesn’t agree to that

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by texanphil on Jan 3, 2011 3:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Gary Kubiak MUST succeed, or that's exactly what'll happen

Mark my words. I hope I have to eat crow someday for ever bringing it up, but it’s a very real possibility that’s been playing through my mind ever since the rumor first broke.

Phillips is a very good DC, so I’m confident he can help elevate this team to a playoff level in the shortest time possible, but I’d be a liar if I said I’m confident we can actually contend for a championship with Kubillips leading the way.

Instead, what I fear is a 1-2 year stretch of more mediocrity, ending with Kubiak being fired and Phillips being promoted to HC. After all, let’s not forget that Wade is one of Bob’s guys…..good ol’ boy circle of trust.

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Jan 3, 2011 8:14 PM CST up reply actions  

one more point to add

I’m tired of the mediocre shit. Settling for a playoff birth is not acceptable to me anymore. Not only do we have to be able to make it, we have to be able to advance when we get there. That’s a totally different ballgame that neither of these coaches has proven they can handle yet, when given the opportunity to be a head coach.

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by Hydroshock on Jan 3, 2011 8:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Fans are free to set their expectations however they see fit...

But it would be wise to bear in mind that your expectations have no bearing on what actually happens and the higher you set them, the less likely you are for a happy outcome.

My hopes would be for the following incremental improvements year-over-year:
2011 – make playoffs (assuming there is a season)
2012 – make playoffs and win n games
2013 – make playoffs and make a serious run at /win a SuperBowl

"velocitas eradico"

by DilloTex on Jan 3, 2011 11:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Not exactly what I was going for

I’m not saying we have to go deep in the playoffs next year. What I mean is our future team needs to be able to advance when we get to the playoffs, every year if we’re so fortunate.

The point being that as head coaches, neither Kubiak or Phillips have done that. Kubiak for obvious reasons, but Phillips has had his chances. It doesn’t make me confident…..just because we make the playoffs doesn’t mean we’ll have a true winner with these coaches.

I truly hope I’m wrong, but they’ll have to prove it.

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Jan 3, 2011 11:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Ah... I misunderstood...

…and after 9 years of no playoffs I’m just wanting to clear that hurdle before setting the bar higher.

Go Texans.

"velocitas eradico"

by DilloTex on Jan 3, 2011 11:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Truth
HoustonDiehards HoustonDiehards.com
I’m sayin’ RT @StephStradley: If Bob can’t trust R Smith to make decisions bcz he has less exp/respect than most ppl on staff, get a real GM
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by Joe25 on Jan 3, 2011 3:02 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

Amen to that!

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A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?

by UprootedTexan on Jan 3, 2011 3:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes, double amen

or however you do it

I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 3, 2011 9:04 PM CST up reply actions  

press conference

im gonna be driving home from work during the press conference, any way i can catch it on the radio??

by fbstar2003 on Jan 3, 2011 3:05 PM CST reply actions  

Houston AM 610

Normally has it either live or at least in excerpts shortly after.

by Big T33 on Jan 3, 2011 3:06 PM CST up reply actions  

It'll probably be on Sports Radio 610

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 3, 2011 3:07 PM CST up reply actions  

the blame game...

Bob McNair ultimately is to blame. back when they fired Richard Smith, they KNEW that the defense was shit. instead of doing a better job of trying to hire a great defensive coordinator (Gregg WIlliams comes to mind) we went with a good ol’ boy, Frank Bush.) i know that koobz rick smith somebody is in charge of hiring/firing coaches, and that was a BAD move. the only reason our defense looked so good last season is the majority of the teams we played SUCKED. i honestly feel that a solid defense, coupled with our above average offense, will be enough next season to get us to the playoffs.

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by chrisd21 on Jan 3, 2011 3:13 PM CST reply actions  

thx

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by texanphil on Jan 3, 2011 3:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I keep half expecting

the coors guys hanging in the back.

by Ivan A on Jan 3, 2011 3:28 PM CST up reply actions  

They couldn't be here.

They’re the new defensive coaching staff.

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A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?

by UprootedTexan on Jan 3, 2011 3:29 PM CST up reply actions  

late!

lol

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by chrisd21 on Jan 3, 2011 3:30 PM CST up reply actions  

YES!

Let the door hit you on the ass on the way out, Kollar.

Please let Marciano join them.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 3, 2011 3:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Kollar isnt gone
HoustonTexans Houston Texans
The Texans released four coaches today: Frank Bush, David Gibbs, Robert Saleh and Johnnie Holland.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 3, 2011 3:31 PM CST up reply actions  

NNNNNNNNNNNNOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

He’s a HUGE part of the problem.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 3, 2011 3:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I know I want him gone too

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 3, 2011 3:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Ahh...

Saleh. I swear he said Kollar, but then again I really felt Kollar needed to go and probably heard that.

by Fuzion on Jan 3, 2011 3:32 PM CST up reply actions  

you just wanted to hear Kollar

we all do

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 3, 2011 3:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Four defensive coaches gone

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by texanphil on Jan 3, 2011 3:29 PM CST reply actions  

bush, holland, gibbs and one more all gone

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"It's very SIMPLE angela!!!!! LOOK AT WHAT I'M DOING... AND GO TELL SOMEBODY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Andy

by chrisd21 on Jan 3, 2011 3:29 PM CST reply actions  

shit video

isnt loading.

Choo Choo! Get on board the Marvin Lewis train for 2011 Defensive Coordinator.

by DaGoaT on Jan 3, 2011 3:31 PM CST up reply actions  

no

I live on the east coast. Verizon dsl.

Choo Choo! Get on board the Marvin Lewis train for 2011 Defensive Coordinator.

by DaGoaT on Jan 3, 2011 3:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Bringing in a new coordinator (duh)

Lol. Come on Kubes, give us something more…um…less Kubes.

by Fuzion on Jan 3, 2011 3:31 PM CST reply actions  

Lots of "interviews"

will be conducted for the new DC. Lots of people looked at. Everyone involved.

Everybody will have input, though Bob McNair has told Kubes in the past that Kubes gets to veto ones he doesn’t want.

by Fuzion on Jan 3, 2011 3:34 PM CST up reply actions  

You're good at this

:-)

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 3, 2011 3:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I type fast.

Had to learn something in school…

by Fuzion on Jan 3, 2011 3:35 PM CST up reply actions  

There will always be players who want to work one scheme (3-4 or 4-3) or another...

And they will have to convince the players the scheme is right for the team, and then to let the players know they fit into the plan, too.

by Fuzion on Jan 3, 2011 3:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Obviously they have holes if they went to 3-4

bfd’s nose-tackle planetoid would be needed, basically.

by Fuzion on Jan 3, 2011 3:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Like Kollar would know WTF to do with one

I really need a beer.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 3, 2011 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Kollar could still get fired

when the new DC gets here and gets one look at him.

Choo Choo! Get on board the Marvin Lewis train for 2011 Defensive Coordinator.

by DaGoaT on Jan 3, 2011 3:41 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah

I would be surprised if he was kept by the new guy

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by nolander on Jan 3, 2011 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks for cheering me up

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 3, 2011 3:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Somebody has to be happy around here

or we’ll just drown in our own tears.

"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late."

by nolander on Jan 3, 2011 3:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Newsflash:

Kubiak’s job is to do what’s best for the Texans. Lol.

by Fuzion on Jan 3, 2011 3:37 PM CST reply actions  

If thats true

why did bush have a job past week 3?

by Ivan A on Jan 3, 2011 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't remind me of week 3.. Grrr.

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by BabyBeezy03 on Jan 3, 2011 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

sorry still bitter.

Had we had an average defense we would be in the playoffs.

by Ivan A on Jan 3, 2011 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Nah, I just live in Cowboy Country, so wasn't a great week.

Especially because I was talking trash a lot before that game. Learned my lesson!

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by BabyBeezy03 on Jan 3, 2011 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Do you mean Week 3 of 2009?

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 3, 2011 3:41 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

why did bush have a job the past 10 weeks

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 3, 2011 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

So we need a DC, LB Coach, Asst. LB Coach, and DB Coach,

Wade= DC, Singletary= LB? Possibly?

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by BabyBeezy03 on Jan 3, 2011 3:37 PM CST reply actions  

Singletary probably wouldn't take that position.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 3, 2011 3:41 PM CST up reply actions  

That's a shame, he'd be a good LB coach

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by BabyBeezy03 on Jan 3, 2011 3:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Kubes met with every player

Briefly, all free agents and otherwise. Kubes convo with Polly was good going into a free agent offseason. We’ll see what happens, when pressed about wanting him back “Polly’s always done his job.”

by Fuzion on Jan 3, 2011 3:39 PM CST reply actions  

I think the decision to go with 4-3 or 3-4 will dictate if Bonecrusher stays

4-3, No way he stays due to his lack of cover skills
3-4, He might work in a Phillips-like system as the exclusive blitzing LB

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by BabyBeezy03 on Jan 3, 2011 3:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Exactly

It’s a personnel decision Kubiak and F.O. are going to leave up the new DC because it’s whether or not he fits the scheme…and also he might fetch a fair price on the open market.

by Fuzion on Jan 3, 2011 4:03 PM CST up reply actions  

On Re-signing OD

Lots of important things to get done this offseason. OD’s come a long way, and OD wants to be part of Texans as the Texans want him back.

Matt Leinart, they want him back and he’s done well in his time here (holding the clipboard obviously). They hope he returns, has a bright future.

by Fuzion on Jan 3, 2011 3:39 PM CST reply actions  

By IT factor

I’ll assume IT means he does a great job getting teenage girls hammered in hot tubs.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 3, 2011 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Thats more then most 3rd QBs do

You think Rusty Smith could handle that job?

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by nolander on Jan 3, 2011 3:43 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Any idea how many years Orlovsky has left on his deal?

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by UprootedTexan on Jan 3, 2011 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

1 i think

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 3, 2011 3:41 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought he was done?

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by BabyBeezy03 on Jan 3, 2011 3:41 PM CST up reply actions  

1

Twas a 3-year deal.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 3, 2011 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Ahh, So it was Leinart's deal that went out.

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by BabyBeezy03 on Jan 3, 2011 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

His was a 1/$1MM, if I remember correctly.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 3, 2011 3:43 PM CST up reply actions  

so Leinart made more than

Foster?

I’m on the players side here.

"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK

by texanphil on Jan 3, 2011 3:47 PM CST up reply actions  

On new DC having personnel control

The DC would undoubtably have control and they would get him what he needs, and they would support him 100%. They’ll get whatever he needs, and they are committed to improving the D.

by Fuzion on Jan 3, 2011 3:41 PM CST reply actions  

As it should be when they hire Marvin Lewis

"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late."

by nolander on Jan 3, 2011 3:41 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

rec'd

my brotha

Choo Choo! Get on board the Marvin Lewis train for 2011 Defensive Coordinator.

by DaGoaT on Jan 3, 2011 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

or John Fox

or Wade

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 3, 2011 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

For the longest time

He thought Rick Smith was just a intern… Thanks for the coffee though.

by Ivan A on Jan 3, 2011 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

He's not?

/sarcasm

I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 3, 2011 9:30 PM CST up reply actions  

This time will be different

The changes have to be quick (moving forward and just adjusting the defense into some caliber of mediocre of better). They have to start tonight to make the plan moving forward, and to find the right guys.

by Fuzion on Jan 3, 2011 3:42 PM CST reply actions  

What we know

I have heard Kubiak say “him” when referring to the new DC.

So its a male. More clues to come… stay tuned.

"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK

by texanphil on Jan 3, 2011 3:44 PM CST reply actions  

There goes Hillary Clinton's bid for DC

When a child asks you what a douchebag is, just say Cortland Finnegan.

by BabyBeezy03 on Jan 3, 2011 3:45 PM CST up reply actions  

From now on you shall be Matlock

/Animal House

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 3, 2011 3:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Kubiak on Cushing and his drop-off

Brian missing the time hurt him. When you miss 4 weeks, you can’t just bounce right back and be the same guy. DeMeco’s injury hurt him a great deal, because we had to get him uncomfortable for a few weeks. He wasn’t able to adjust, and so it didn’t add up to what he did last season. He’s still a huge presence, and he did what we asked. His effort was as good as the year previous.

by Fuzion on Jan 3, 2011 3:44 PM CST reply actions  

Hope

he returns to the 2009 form

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Jan 3, 2011 3:46 PM CST up reply actions  

On delegating more of the play-calling

Kubes will evaluate himself also. He wants to hire a guy who has a lot of experience on the D side. He wants or likes the idea of a previous HC.

by Fuzion on Jan 3, 2011 3:45 PM CST reply actions  

On whether Ray will be back (DB Coach)

Ray’s talked about retirement, and Ray is helping the evaluation.

by Fuzion on Jan 3, 2011 3:45 PM CST reply actions  

On bringing back Mark Anderson

Kubiak says Mark did well, and they’d like to have him back.

by Fuzion on Jan 3, 2011 3:46 PM CST reply actions  

went farther with MA

than Pollard.

Interesting.

"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK

by texanphil on Jan 3, 2011 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

It was a tossup.

I think it was kind of 50/50 on Polly vs. Anderson. I think they want Anderson back, and are leaving the Polly decision up to whomever the new DC is.

by Fuzion on Jan 3, 2011 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

he spoke about pollard earlier...

both him and rick smith both had good stuff to say about him. he should be back.

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by chrisd21 on Jan 3, 2011 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

but he sidestepped

when asked if they wanted him back.

He came out and said he wanted MA back.

"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK

by texanphil on Jan 3, 2011 3:56 PM CST up reply actions  

On the defensive changes being made today vs earlier in the season...

Kubiak says it wasn’t really called for, and he never felt it was only one person. If they felt one person would’ve made the difference, they’d have done it. But it wasn’t the right fix.

by Fuzion on Jan 3, 2011 3:47 PM CST reply actions  

no the right fix

was definitely status quo.

That worked out real well there, coach.

"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK

by texanphil on Jan 3, 2011 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

On Bill Kollar staying onboard...

He did a great job, especially considering he had 4 guys suit up who weren’t Texans at the beginning of season.

by Fuzion on Jan 3, 2011 3:48 PM CST reply actions  

Geez I think the 610 feed is on a time-delay. I just got that part

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by BabyBeezy03 on Jan 3, 2011 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Holy freaking hell...

It’s tough to follow a Presser with all you jabroni’s replying to my comments :P

by Fuzion on Jan 3, 2011 3:49 PM CST reply actions  

Thanks...

I usually have Mondays off. Maybe I should make a regular thread about it.

by Fuzion on Jan 3, 2011 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah sounds like a good idea.

Hopefully we wont hear alot of the same thing though.

Like certain phrases of 2010

Its on me

We came back in the second half and battled but unfortunately in this league you need to play 4 quarters of football.

We just got out played, out coached.

by Ivan A on Jan 3, 2011 3:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I left those all out.

Intentionally ignored them when I heard them.

by Fuzion on Jan 3, 2011 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

its tough to win in this league

Im really proud of how our kids tried out there…

"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK

by texanphil on Jan 3, 2011 3:57 PM CST up reply actions  

They really battled out there.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?

by UprootedTexan on Jan 3, 2011 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

The other team gets paid to play, too.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 3, 2011 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Not to me.

I think it sounds more like the lyre Nero played when Rome was burning. (He didn’t play a fiddle, like most people think)

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?

by UprootedTexan on Jan 3, 2011 4:00 PM CST up reply actions  

The Domus Aurea.

Is not a fiddle venue.

Frank Bush delenda est

by JimboTexan on Jan 3, 2011 4:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Ignore us

please, continue with the presser

by Big T33 on Jan 3, 2011 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Excellent job

Just wanted to rec you somewhere. Nooooo, not there.

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by bigfatdrunk on Jan 3, 2011 3:56 PM CST up reply actions  

This doesn't exactly smell of "change we can believe in"
McNair wants Kubiak to have someone he is comfortable with running the other side of the ball.

Rinse and repeat

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Jan 3, 2011 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

yep

Doesn’t exactly overwhelm you with confidence does it?

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Jan 3, 2011 4:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks for covering the presser

I missed it and you did great updating us on the finer points.

Thanks again.

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 3, 2011 4:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Honestly

if the OC job was open, I would expect Kubiak to make the hire.

I don’t understand the people who are up in arms about Smith not making this pick.

Gary Kubiak is the Head Coach of the team, not just the offense.

"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK

by texanphil on Jan 3, 2011 3:55 PM CST reply actions  

Mostly upset ecause

He hired Frank Bush, noted fail-seeker.

Frank Bush delenda est

by JimboTexan on Jan 3, 2011 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

That's the sad truth

As long as you don’t set records for the worst defense in league history, you’ve instantly made improvements and probably won’t get fired.

Frank Bush delenda est

by JimboTexan on Jan 3, 2011 4:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Truth

+1

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Jan 3, 2011 4:08 PM CST up reply actions  

I like what he said about wanting a guy with HC experience

unless of course that means we are hiring Singletary.

"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late."

by nolander on Jan 3, 2011 4:09 PM CST up reply actions  

G'ood

I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 3, 2011 9:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Matt Leinart

They’d like to get him back. Kubiak said he has tons of potential, tremendous upside. Leinart came in and did exactly what he needed to, and worked as hard as anyone. They understand he’s opened a lot of eyes this season, a la Sexy Rexy, and if he goes elsewhere they wish him the best. They do think he has the “It Factor” and could be a superstar in this league given the right opportunities and right coaching.

by Fuzion on Jan 3, 2011 3:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Mark Anderson

He played well for the team. They’d love to get him back. He did exactly what they asked, and worked his tail off to do so. They appreciated the hard work and effort, and if they can get him back they will.

by Fuzion on Jan 3, 2011 3:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Bernard Pollard

He played pretty well this season in Kubiak’s mind. He came in as a guy dropped from another team, and showed he still has the ability to play and play well. It seemed like Kubiak was leaving this particular personnel decision and FA signing up to the new DC though, as he refused to say “we want him back”.

by Fuzion on Jan 3, 2011 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd like pollard back

not in coverage though but i’d like him back

by Ivan A on Jan 3, 2011 4:00 PM CST up reply actions  

they just fired his position coach

and Kollar is still there, so maybe thats why MA got more “want him back” love than Pollard.

"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK

by texanphil on Jan 3, 2011 4:01 PM CST up reply actions  

No problem.

Knowing those that can’t watch or listen live can read it makes me happy :) plus, now I get to force you all to read my opinions. MUAHAHAHA!

by Fuzion on Jan 3, 2011 4:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Jordann = McNair?

Jordann has been steadfast in retaining Kubes.

Now lets see how this all plays out. Get your “I told you so” t-shirts ready. On both sides of the argument.

"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK

by texanphil on Jan 3, 2011 4:04 PM CST reply actions  

nice!

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 3, 2011 4:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Traumatic.

Traumatic, traumatic, traumatic.

/end speech

"Eff you mothereffer!"

-Bernard Pollard-

by Jordann on Jan 3, 2011 4:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Apparently Marvin Lewis isn't being fired

but he might choose not to return as coach unless he gets more roster control and a covered practice field among other things. Interesting

"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late."

by nolander on Jan 3, 2011 4:18 PM CST reply actions  

If he decides to stay he should be applauded for his dedication

I couldn’t possible think of a reason why anyone would want to stay in Cincinnati if there are better opportunities out there. And I’d have to think Lewis would have a whole lot of phone calls if he becomes available.

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Jan 3, 2011 4:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Which is probably why Brown is actually mulling making the changed

that he has requested. Its hard to blame him for Cincis problems when the FO is so incompetent

"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late."

by nolander on Jan 3, 2011 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Mr. Brown

Is slowly stumbling towards Al Davis’s wheelchair. Lewis should get out while he can.

Frank Bush delenda est

by JimboTexan on Jan 3, 2011 4:43 PM CST up reply actions  

argh

I swear this reply thing is gonna drive me over the edge

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Jan 3, 2011 4:29 PM CST up reply actions  

My dream scenario

Bud Adams’ ego runs rampant and fires Jeff Fisher over the previous VY incident (not to mention the season collapse). Fisher, who still wants to coach, swears vengance and becomes the Texans DC. We keep the 4-3 and Fisher has our defense eating raw meat with crushed glass by next August.

And I am in the camp of those who are glad Kubiak is back.

by SubCrim on Jan 3, 2011 4:49 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

I LOL'd at this......

Bush seemed resigned to his fate after the final practice of the season on Friday.


“I’ve got to go out and try to find a way to sell myself to another organization,”

Classic! You can’t script anything better than that!

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Jan 3, 2011 8:23 PM CST reply actions  

from a secret source... it went down like this.

Koob calls defensive coaches over
everybody NOT named Bill Kollar please step forward.

"eurotrash is the eurolitter.......... get on the dancefloor.... and shake your twitter!!!!!!!!!!!! baaaaah baaah baaaah baaah bah bah bah check ze tweets!!!"

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by chrisd21 on Jan 3, 2011 9:56 PM CST reply actions  

...or bill Kollar step back

The rest of you guys – go pack

I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 3, 2011 9:59 PM CST up reply actions  

#Kubiakbelievesinyou

Not coaching next season

I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.

by Barryfromtexas on Jan 3, 2011 10:11 PM CST reply actions  

Kubiak firing Bush

Kubiak has no right to fire Frank Bush. He should have fired himself first, Smith should have fired Bush, McNair should have fired Smith, then sold the team to someone that knows football. Peace Out Texan Fans!!!!!!!!

by zitros on Jan 3, 2011 11:37 PM CST reply actions  

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