As you know, I lived in Pittsburgh for the last 4 and 1/2 years. In those years you blessed Pittsburgh with 2 Super Bowl trips. In 2005 you blessed them with a win of the Texans. Lord, I have endured the trials and tribulations that no fan should have to endure (except Titans fans). I lived in a city with Lunatics and Yinzer's and I have paid my dues. I put up with the ridicule and embarrassment of putting down 5 dollars every year that the Texans would make it to the super bowl.
I ask you one thing this coming Sunday. Please allow Super Mario to sack "the rapist", nay please allow Super Mario to anal rape "the rapist" to his hearts content this Sunday. Allow the Texans to manhandle the Steelers for 4 quarters and not just 2 or 3. Allow me to not have a conscious after this win and Text all of my friends the most defile and arrogant messages of our win. Allow me to think of the most terrible things to say to them and shove 4 and 1/2 years of resentment into a text message, Facebook status, or phone call.
In Gary Kubiak's name...
Field Goal Amen