I don't know who'll win today's game in Baltimore (though I think it'll be the Ravens), but I feel fairly certain that the reaction to the final score will be fantastically over the top. By tonight, the Texans will either be the greatest thing since sliced bread (again) or an embarrassment to the City of Houston (again). Measured reaction ain't exactly our forte, and I have a feeling many people will treat today's game as a referendum on the team, Gary Kubiak, and/or Matt Schaub. Again. Buckle up.
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