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Open Game Day Thread: Texans v. Ravens (Part Deux)

After what was a rather odd first half, your Houston Texans trail the Ravens in Baltimore by a field goal. Before kickoff, if you'd told me the Texans would only be down a FG to the Ravens at half, I would have taken it. In related news, Wade Phillips has awakened feelings in me I never knew I could have.

Let's see how the second half shakes out. This is your open thread.

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3 down on the road

could be worse. Foster needs to get his mojo goin

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 16, 2011 4:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Foster or the O-Line?

I’m not sure it’s Foster, honestly. I think they’re just stacking us without Andre.

by riversmccown on Oct 16, 2011 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

well

he needs to not drop balls. Thats what I was thinking of. Its the ravens, I don’t expect to dominate them on the ground

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 16, 2011 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

DAMN YOU

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 16, 2011 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

#firemattschoob

#hireswag

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by Jon Banks on Oct 16, 2011 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why don't we just start the game with about 4 minutes left, and down by 6.

Would save everybody a whole lot of time.

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by .Bonzo on Oct 16, 2011 4:32 PM CDT reply actions  

ever?

Have the Texans ever scored a TD in a first half 2-minute drill?

It's Our Time.... or something...

by bennprince on Oct 16, 2011 4:32 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

ANyone see that fight after the 49ers beat the Lions?

Never seen head coaches go at each other like in the NFL.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Oct 16, 2011 4:33 PM CDT reply actions  

11th!

How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34

by ak2themax on Oct 16, 2011 4:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Sorry

Just always wanted to do that.

How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34

by ak2themax on Oct 16, 2011 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tim before your emotions for Wade get the best of you...

remember his legs in shorts. It should bring you back down to earth.

Thank God for football!

by BattleRedHusker on Oct 16, 2011 4:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Ha

If he keeps scheming pressure like that, he can wear a Speedo for all I care.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Oct 16, 2011 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I promise, you don't want that.

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by UprootedTexan on Oct 16, 2011 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol Shannon Sharpe

“Wade Smith the Right Tackle jumps on the ball”

Thank God for football!

by BattleRedHusker on Oct 16, 2011 4:34 PM CDT reply actions  

They just called Wade Smith, our LG, our Right Tackle.

God. Damnit.

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by .Bonzo on Oct 16, 2011 4:34 PM CDT reply actions  

They'll win the AFC West though

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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

this is 2 years of them playing good football

hard for me to call it a fluke

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 16, 2011 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

If the defense can keep the pressure on Flacco like they have, I really like our chances.

But I would not object to someone taking a crowbar to Ray Rice’s knee as insurance.

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by UprootedTexan on Oct 16, 2011 4:35 PM CDT reply actions  

That's hilarious.

Can’t see Kubiak steal off on John harbough

by fgp on Oct 16, 2011 4:36 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Kubiak would go to the podium

and tell everybody “that’s on him” (playing the Schwartz role of course).

by Blitzman46 on Oct 16, 2011 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kubiak says...

“I was really battling out there…”

by FreeRange on Oct 16, 2011 4:40 PM CDT via iPhone app up reply actions  

58 is Reed

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

yea buddy

jamison a beast too

Houston errthang.. first off, get rid of pubes.. Rockets-Texans-Dynamo & Longhorn fan.. an Astros fan these days is an oxymoron

by HB23 on Oct 16, 2011 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

decent enough

obviously no mario though. jamison is really stepping it up.

by Travis Roggatz on Oct 16, 2011 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Reed's Been Pretty Decent, From What I've Seen

Really haven’t focused on him, though. Barwin’s been tremendous.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Oct 16, 2011 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jamison has been surprisingly good so far

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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jamison's Been Awesome

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Oct 16, 2011 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

just as I expected

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 16, 2011 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn..

How good would jacoby ford look in a texans jersey? Now that’s a wr/returner

by fgp on Oct 16, 2011 4:39 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

anybody

saw the way the 49ers coach shook hands with the lions coach?
l..m..a..o

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by HB23 on Oct 16, 2011 4:41 PM CDT reply actions  

true

but so funny, becuz the lions coach was like ‘wait a minute’ lol

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by HB23 on Oct 16, 2011 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

and he'll never apologize for it

apparently

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by HB23 on Oct 16, 2011 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

awesome

I finally got a stream, and its en espanol

my Z key can't take another free agent flurry

by texanphil on Oct 16, 2011 4:41 PM CDT reply actions  

try either of these places

vipbox.tv or sportshunter.eu

they both work great. plenty of links.

by Travis Roggatz on Oct 16, 2011 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

you check out www.firstrowsports.com yet?

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Very good site

I even watched UFC 136 on there

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Still better than Dierdorf.

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by UprootedTexan on Oct 16, 2011 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

imagine...

dierdork in spanish. that’d be a real treat.

by Travis Roggatz on Oct 16, 2011 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok, question

is it “Mare-E-Oh” or “Mar-E-Oh” Williams?

Thank God for football!

by BattleRedHusker on Oct 16, 2011 4:44 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't care how it's really pronounced

I’m always going to pronounce it like the Nintendo Mario

by goingforthecorner on Oct 16, 2011 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not a great start

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by Antho10000 on Oct 16, 2011 4:44 PM CDT reply actions  

flag

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 16, 2011 4:45 PM CDT reply actions  

So many flags get picked up when the Texans play.

At least this one was for us.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Oct 16, 2011 4:45 PM CDT reply actions  

funny how that woks out

hunh?

Houston errthang.. first off, get rid of pubes.. Rockets-Texans-Dynamo & Longhorn fan.. an Astros fan these days is an oxymoron

by HB23 on Oct 16, 2011 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gotta finish that

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by Antho10000 on Oct 16, 2011 4:45 PM CDT reply actions  

How the fuck did he get that pass out?

Jesus.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Oct 16, 2011 4:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Impressive

How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34

by ak2themax on Oct 16, 2011 4:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Uh oh

Dierdorf found a way to mention Big Ben. This could get bad.

How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34

by ak2themax on Oct 16, 2011 4:46 PM CDT reply actions  

I think the saying goes "Never give a sucker an even break."

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by UprootedTexan on Oct 16, 2011 4:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah, he is

How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34

by ak2themax on Oct 16, 2011 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

no homo?

Houston errthang.. first off, get rid of pubes.. Rockets-Texans-Dynamo & Longhorn fan.. an Astros fan these days is an oxymoron

by HB23 on Oct 16, 2011 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

we suck at the

halftime speech

my Z key can't take another free agent flurry

by texanphil on Oct 16, 2011 4:47 PM CDT reply actions  

not enough

simply not enough skill, heart or creativity to beat a team like the Ravens. the better team won today… simple as that.

It's Our Time.... or something...

by bennprince on Oct 16, 2011 4:48 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Game Ain't Over Yet

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOLOLOLOL

It’s the 3rd quarter!!!LOLOLOL

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by Jon Banks on Oct 16, 2011 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know what you're talking about.

We’re not even midway through the third quarter.

If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
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by .Bonzo on Oct 16, 2011 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

People need to ignore him

He only shows up to say comments like this when things aren’t going well on the field. He’s a “fan” in name only.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Oct 16, 2011 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

it reeks of trolling to me

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 16, 2011 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am begging for this.

Trolls are trolls. They get their jollies from people responding to them. The trolls themselves are easy to ignore, the idiots constantly feeding them make these threads far less enjoyable.

GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.

by Synchysi on Oct 16, 2011 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

That'll do pig

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by Antho10000 on Oct 16, 2011 4:48 PM CDT reply actions  

LOL

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by Jon Banks on Oct 16, 2011 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Like how Thaddeus Young becomes an all-star when he plays the Rockets?

How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34

by ak2themax on Oct 16, 2011 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Flacco makes plays like that all the time.

He also makes plays like his interception to end the half pretty often.

by riversmccown on Oct 16, 2011 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fine by me

How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34

by ak2themax on Oct 16, 2011 4:48 PM CDT reply actions  

I love it when other teams throw to their bad WR's on 3rd down.

Because I can almost hear the Baltimore fans screaming from where I sit

Thank God for football!

by BattleRedHusker on Oct 16, 2011 4:48 PM CDT reply actions  

its against nfl rules

for a kicker to miss a FG against us

my Z key can't take another free agent flurry

by texanphil on Oct 16, 2011 4:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Not for Miami kickers

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

eh it was 48 yds

any NFL kicker would make that most easily

by A Mar on Oct 16, 2011 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

JJ Watt

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

JJ Watt

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 16, 2011 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

JJ Watt

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by Jon Banks on Oct 16, 2011 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think it's

Brooks Reed

How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34

by ak2themax on Oct 16, 2011 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Frank Bush.

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by UprootedTexan on Oct 16, 2011 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey, he didn't care, nor did he give a shit.

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by Jon Banks on Oct 16, 2011 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I rec your logic

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

so lets see how

Kubiaks adjustments work

my Z key can't take another free agent flurry

by texanphil on Oct 16, 2011 4:51 PM CDT reply actions  

kubiak doesn't even adjust his post game speech

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 16, 2011 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Schaub with time in the pocket is so fun to watch.

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by .Bonzo on Oct 16, 2011 4:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Walter doesn't drop passes

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kevin Walter

is the wealthiest of all land owners.

by Travis Roggatz on Oct 16, 2011 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pollard really does suck

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Oct 16, 2011 4:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Foster caught a pass!

How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34

by ak2themax on Oct 16, 2011 4:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Arian!

finally got his hands back

by Travis Roggatz on Oct 16, 2011 4:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Took them back from Jacoby

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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

They're sharing them now. TTTT JONES!!!!

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Oct 16, 2011 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

yo

wats up with foster?
is it me or after that 20 yd gain vs the faders, hes been very average at best?

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by HB23 on Oct 16, 2011 4:54 PM CDT reply actions  

when..

when would they talk about him otherwise? wat

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by nolander on Oct 16, 2011 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now some love

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by Antho10000 on Oct 16, 2011 4:54 PM CDT reply actions  

typical kubes

pass pass run

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by nolander on Oct 16, 2011 4:54 PM CDT reply actions  

#firekoobiak

#hireswag

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by Jon Banks on Oct 16, 2011 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll be damned, JJ caught one.

Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.

"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."

by Autra on Oct 16, 2011 4:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Schuab makes a clutch play

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by Antho10000 on Oct 16, 2011 4:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Jones caught a pass...do it again.

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by UprootedTexan on Oct 16, 2011 4:54 PM CDT reply actions  

HE DID?!?!?!?

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by Jon Banks on Oct 16, 2011 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

WTF!?!?!?!?

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by Jon Banks on Oct 16, 2011 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

HE DID! TOUCHDOWN

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by Antho10000 on Oct 16, 2011 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

so the adjustments were

catch the ball

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by texanphil on Oct 16, 2011 4:55 PM CDT reply actions  

JACOBY!?

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by Jon Banks on Oct 16, 2011 4:55 PM CDT reply actions  

nice play by Jacoby

He must have been listening to everything this week

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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 4:55 PM CDT reply actions  

or read this blog

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Oct 16, 2011 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

JACOBY!!!

If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
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by .Bonzo on Oct 16, 2011 4:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Do you believe in miracles?

How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34

by ak2themax on Oct 16, 2011 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

MAYBE!

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Oct 16, 2011 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

trade the bum

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 16, 2011 4:55 PM CDT reply actions  

JJ coming up big on this drive

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Oct 16, 2011 4:55 PM CDT reply actions  

HOLY CRAP, TWO IN A ROW?!?

Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.

"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."

by Autra on Oct 16, 2011 4:55 PM CDT reply actions  

And a TD to boot.

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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!

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by UprootedTexan on Oct 16, 2011 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

TD JACOBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 4:55 PM CDT reply actions  

TD!!!

How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34

by ak2themax on Oct 16, 2011 4:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Texans to superbowl

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Oct 16, 2011 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd rec this 10 times if I could.

Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.

"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."

by Autra on Oct 16, 2011 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

#firemattschoob

#hireswag

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by Jon Banks on Oct 16, 2011 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

#TexansfansforLeinhart

How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
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by ak2themax on Oct 16, 2011 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

No one in particular.

Just that people say Kubiak and Schaub don’t have swag.

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by Jon Banks on Oct 16, 2011 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Payton has broken knee, broken tibia, and torn MCL.

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by Jon Banks on Oct 16, 2011 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hmm?

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Oct 16, 2011 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

God Damn........

At least he’s not a player. He can still coach from the booth

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by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL!!

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by Jon Banks on Oct 16, 2011 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

what happened to him

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by Joe25 on Oct 16, 2011 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jimmy Graham was thrown out of bounds...into Payton's knee.

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by Jon Banks on Oct 16, 2011 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

the 6'6 TE?

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by Joe25 on Oct 16, 2011 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

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by Jon Banks on Oct 16, 2011 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

basically..

he all fukked up

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by HB23 on Oct 16, 2011 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thats 2 catches and one drop now? I'll take that!

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by Hugh Jarce on Oct 16, 2011 4:55 PM CDT reply actions  

bout time

jj, nice catch
and dance

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by HB23 on Oct 16, 2011 4:55 PM CDT reply actions  

on ed reed nonetheless

impressed

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by HB23 on Oct 16, 2011 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now THAT's more like it Jones!

DO IT AGAIN!

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by UprootedTexan on Oct 16, 2011 4:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh fuck Jacoby with the play.

Schaub walk that shit off we need you.

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by Ethan Matz on Oct 16, 2011 4:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Schaub got crushed!

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by Hugh Jarce on Oct 16, 2011 4:56 PM CDT reply actions  

I wouldn't go that far yet

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by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

JJ is motivated by

losing his roster spot, apparently

my Z key can't take another free agent flurry

by texanphil on Oct 16, 2011 4:56 PM CDT reply actions  

huh

that was the first bootleg all day? MOAR SCREENS

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by nolander on Oct 16, 2011 4:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Trade Schlob for a packet of Jalapeno Chips!

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by Hugh Jarce on Oct 16, 2011 4:57 PM CDT reply actions  

He did.

And you’re not.

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by UprootedTexan on Oct 16, 2011 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ahhhh That's it double J Catch one ball out of 43

and dance it up….How about saving the dance when you can do this consistantly week in and week out???

by Blitzman46 on Oct 16, 2011 4:57 PM CDT reply actions  

FF11R333 THE BUMZZZ

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 16, 2011 4:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Ha. Pollard.

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by .Bonzo on Oct 16, 2011 4:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice to know some things haven't changed.

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by UprootedTexan on Oct 16, 2011 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol. no dierdorf

that is exactly what they wanted. throw it to jones. but he actually made a play

by steelblue on Oct 16, 2011 4:58 PM CDT reply actions  

so yeah

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 16, 2011 4:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Maybe

But he let him go as if it were zone.

How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
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by ak2themax on Oct 16, 2011 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

we're winning? :D

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by HB23 on Oct 16, 2011 4:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn, quadruple coverage on Owen Daniels

I thought only Andre got that kind of respect

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by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 4:58 PM CDT reply actions  

jj covers himself

his hands knock the ball out of his hands

my Z key can't take another free agent flurry

by texanphil on Oct 16, 2011 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

usually*

my Z key can't take another free agent flurry

by texanphil on Oct 16, 2011 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just to think if he dropped it

Kubiak would of left his ass in maryland

by fgp on Oct 16, 2011 5:01 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

lovin the D

keep it up

my Z key can't take another free agent flurry

by texanphil on Oct 16, 2011 5:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Come on force the punt.

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by Ethan Matz on Oct 16, 2011 5:02 PM CDT reply actions  

LOL at that bottom two teams

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by Antho10000 on Oct 16, 2011 5:02 PM CDT reply actions  

screen to

Ray Rice.

Quad team him!

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by texanphil on Oct 16, 2011 5:03 PM CDT reply actions  

....3

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by Jon Banks on Oct 16, 2011 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

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by Synchysi on Oct 16, 2011 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn

How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
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by ak2themax on Oct 16, 2011 5:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck.

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by UprootedTexan on Oct 16, 2011 5:03 PM CDT reply actions  

WHY IS JACKSON ON THE FIELD?

Someone shoot him

2 Defensive Scores are in the Karma Bag
"Wade aid has lean in it, just saying"

by WreckNTexan on Oct 16, 2011 5:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Kareem Jackson sucks

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by Antho10000 on Oct 16, 2011 5:04 PM CDT reply actions  

damn Kareem

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by Joe25 on Oct 16, 2011 5:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck

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by chuckiepoo on Oct 16, 2011 5:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Just fuck you Kareem Jackson.

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by UprootedTexan on Oct 16, 2011 5:04 PM CDT reply actions  

of course....

#25

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by HB23 on Oct 16, 2011 5:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Burnt again

Please put Jason Allen in now

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by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 5:04 PM CDT reply actions  

But then who covers Boldin?

He’s Flacco’s favorite target.

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by UprootedTexan on Oct 16, 2011 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

They found Kareem....shit.

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by chuckiepoo on Oct 16, 2011 5:04 PM CDT reply actions  

lol can't we change his number? every week?

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by Hugh Jarce on Oct 16, 2011 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well

He did make the tackle. So he’s improving.

by LedTexan on Oct 16, 2011 5:05 PM CDT reply actions  

I blame Manning.

he should know that Kareem sucks by now, can’t let receivers get behind him

by Toolshed1 on Oct 16, 2011 5:05 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

yep

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 16, 2011 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

shoulda challenged

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by texanphil on Oct 16, 2011 5:05 PM CDT reply actions  

That's a win for the D

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by chuckiepoo on Oct 16, 2011 5:06 PM CDT reply actions  

watch for the fake!

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

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by Joe25 on Oct 16, 2011 5:06 PM CDT reply actions  

definitely

How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
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by ak2themax on Oct 16, 2011 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rice swallowed up in the backfield

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by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 5:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Big stop!

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by ak2themax on Oct 16, 2011 5:06 PM CDT reply actions  

so much better than

20-14
defense is playing BIG minus #25 of course

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by HB23 on Oct 16, 2011 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

antonio

is especially amped today

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by HB23 on Oct 16, 2011 5:06 PM CDT reply actions  

BONE!

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by DilloTex on Oct 16, 2011 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

when #25 is ur #2 cb

it gives u mucho practice in that part of the field

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by HB23 on Oct 16, 2011 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Didn't realize that. Nice stat,

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by chuckiepoo on Oct 16, 2011 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Could've been worse, I guess.

Now let’s get another TD, dammit!

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by UprootedTexan on Oct 16, 2011 5:07 PM CDT reply actions  

2nd'd'd'd

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by HB23 on Oct 16, 2011 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did anyone else see

the ball hit the ground on the long Torrey Smith catch?

by agentgandhi on Oct 16, 2011 5:07 PM CDT reply actions  

wow

you are smart

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by texanphil on Oct 16, 2011 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

did anyone else see the ball

hit the ground on the long catch?

my Z key can't take another free agent flurry

by texanphil on Oct 16, 2011 5:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Ball bounced off turf

but Kubiak has his head so far up his ass he didn’t challenge. free 3 points for Ravens.

It's Our Time.... or something...

by bennprince on Oct 16, 2011 5:07 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

no he

simply turned his head when the ball went up knowing #25 was targeted
besides that his colorful play chart was blinding him

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by HB23 on Oct 16, 2011 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

So what's the over/under on Kareem getting yanked?

next series? 2 series?

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by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 5:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Did anyone else think

Torrey Smith trapped that ball a bit and let the ground help him make the catch. Or did I imagine that

by LouisianaTexan on Oct 16, 2011 5:07 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

i know its too late.

But did that not look like a drop on smith?

by Dmo_Htx on Oct 16, 2011 5:08 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

I haven't been able to watch the whole game

Has Watt done anything? Or is has he been shut out?

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by jtr bmf 281 on Oct 16, 2011 5:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Jason Allen was a first round pick

Just not ours

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by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

and sucks just as much

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 16, 2011 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

But he can at least make plays on the ball

Which Kareem doesn’t look like he can

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by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

REMEMBER JASON ALLEN

jesus fuckign jesus

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by nolander on Oct 16, 2011 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

lets all overreact!

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by nolander on Oct 16, 2011 5:09 PM CDT reply actions  

It's just a step to the left...

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by DilloTex on Oct 16, 2011 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought it was a jump to the left.

Then a step to the right.

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by Synchysi on Oct 16, 2011 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

You could be right...

/wags
/stands corrected

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by DilloTex on Oct 16, 2011 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Touchback?

NO WAY!

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by UprootedTexan on Oct 16, 2011 5:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah just saw that and put it on fb

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by ak2themax on Oct 16, 2011 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

has schaub thrown his trademark pick yet?

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 16, 2011 5:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Don't think he has

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by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope

It’ll be in the fourth

by liono on Oct 16, 2011 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Barring a horrendous collapse

Win or lose, I’m satisfied with our performance this game offensively and defensively.

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Kareem Got Burned, Yes

But holding them to 3 on that drive was huge.

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by Tim on Oct 16, 2011 5:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Sean Payton

torn acl and broken tibia
Still trying to coach

by liono on Oct 16, 2011 5:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Dreesen got overpowered there

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by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 5:12 PM CDT reply actions  

to be 6'5''

schaub sure does go down EASY

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by HB23 on Oct 16, 2011 5:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Schaub has been accurate as fuck today

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by .Bonzo on Oct 16, 2011 5:12 PM CDT reply actions  

JJ GIN!!!!

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by chuckiepoo on Oct 16, 2011 5:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn, Jacoby is on fire today

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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 5:12 PM CDT reply actions  

JJ drank Andre's blood

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Oct 16, 2011 5:12 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't know about drank, but blood transfusion maybe

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by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think it was unicorn blood

Since Mario doesn’t need his supply for the rest of the season

by SubCrim on Oct 16, 2011 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jones caught it...again?

This shit is confusing me.

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by UprootedTexan on Oct 16, 2011 5:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Andre must have hooked him up with a blood transfusion

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by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

weak pass

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by HB23 on Oct 16, 2011 5:13 PM CDT reply actions  

screen

my Z key can't take another free agent flurry

by texanphil on Oct 16, 2011 5:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Need a clutch one here...

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by chuckiepoo on Oct 16, 2011 5:14 PM CDT reply actions  

well thats normal

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Oct 16, 2011 5:14 PM CDT reply actions  

typical

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by HB23 on Oct 16, 2011 5:14 PM CDT reply actions  

dam pubes!

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by HB23 on Oct 16, 2011 5:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Schaub on sideline kneeling and face planting...

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by chuckiepoo on Oct 16, 2011 5:15 PM CDT reply actions  

lucky catch

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

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by Joe25 on Oct 16, 2011 5:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow...on Jojo too...

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by Jon Banks on Oct 16, 2011 5:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Boldin beat Joseph deep

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by Antho10000 on Oct 16, 2011 5:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow.

Well, no Kareem to blame on that one. Shit.

by riversmccown on Oct 16, 2011 5:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow

That was not Joseph’s fault.

by jkcheng122 on Oct 16, 2011 5:16 PM CDT reply actions  

kinda was

mistimed the shit out of that

by A Mar on Oct 16, 2011 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn, Boldin got that jump ball

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by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 5:16 PM CDT reply actions  

nahguy with dreads

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by HB23 on Oct 16, 2011 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was just a nice play by Baltimore period.

by SubCrim on Oct 16, 2011 5:16 PM CDT reply actions  

dam

great coverage tho 24

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by HB23 on Oct 16, 2011 5:16 PM CDT reply actions  

I know that hurt you, man... 'preciate it.

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by DilloTex on Oct 16, 2011 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry... That's MDC...

/confused….
He’s reticent to throw Deerdork under the bus because of the Michigan connection…

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by DilloTex on Oct 16, 2011 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is the comicle site down?

If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
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by .Bonzo on Oct 16, 2011 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

no need for a disclaimerspeak yo mind! lol

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by HB23 on Oct 16, 2011 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Johnathan Joseph

Is still a badass.

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by Tim on Oct 16, 2011 5:16 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

WAY More Postive Plays

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by Tim on Oct 16, 2011 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup agreed, even the best corners get burned from time to time.

What I took from that was that at least he was on his man. He wasn’t 2 yards away from him.

by Tony Ung on Oct 16, 2011 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed

He’s a stud.

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by Tim on Oct 16, 2011 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

If it wasnt for A Smith

not sure our D would have much fire

by Blitzman46 on Oct 16, 2011 5:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Cushing with the TFL there

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 5:17 PM CDT reply actions  

It's the same 4-5 people with the anti-Schaub comments through the whole game thread.

If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
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by .Bonzo on Oct 16, 2011 5:18 PM CDT reply actions  

#firemattschoob

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by Jon Banks on Oct 16, 2011 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

By the way

Twitter says I’m over my limit for daily tweets. When did that shit start?

by Mike Kerns on Oct 16, 2011 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Its twitter jail

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by Antho10000 on Oct 16, 2011 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

We don't get those calls

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Today, we aren't getting many calls period.

"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana

by DilloTex on Oct 16, 2011 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

we need

another stop, obviously

my Z key can't take another free agent flurry

by texanphil on Oct 16, 2011 5:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Raiders special teams playing around I guess

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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep, against the Brownies, tsk tsk

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by Seaborn1 on Oct 16, 2011 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can someone just shut pancakes fat ass up

Is always on them for making a bad play, but hardly says anything when something positive happens

by TheDream34 on Oct 16, 2011 5:20 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

PICKK

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by chuckiepoo on Oct 16, 2011 5:21 PM CDT reply actions  

BEAST of a pass rush

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by Antho10000 on Oct 16, 2011 5:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Jeez speaking of pancake

by SubCrim on Oct 16, 2011 5:21 PM CDT reply actions  

#firetim

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by Jon Banks on Oct 16, 2011 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

#brownnoser

:)

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by Jon Banks on Oct 16, 2011 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd be fine with something at this point.

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by Jon Banks on Oct 16, 2011 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

Thought I’d be all for #GiveAllOfBRBARaise.

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by Tim on Oct 16, 2011 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Great Hold!!!

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by chuckiepoo on Oct 16, 2011 5:21 PM CDT reply actions  

huge

my Z key can't take another free agent flurry

by texanphil on Oct 16, 2011 5:21 PM CDT reply actions  

is JJ Watt in-game?

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by .Bonzo on Oct 16, 2011 5:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Is JJ Watt Hurt or what?

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Oct 16, 2011 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

He is.

Almost had flacco on that long pass to boldin

by fgp on Oct 16, 2011 5:23 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

why do we keep getting these comments

after our d just let them go to the red zone?

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 16, 2011 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh.

Had Texans 19, Ravens 17.

Looks like you’re gonna have to get that TD, Texans.

by riversmccown on Oct 16, 2011 5:22 PM CDT reply actions  

4th quarter!!!!

Time to become men boys!!!!

by TexansForLife on Oct 16, 2011 5:23 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Shaking out to be like the Raiders game

Only we’re the ones making them settle for 3 and hanging around without looking particularly great

by LouisianaTexan on Oct 16, 2011 5:23 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

No Matter What

I am more impressed with how the defense played today than I have been in years.

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by Tim on Oct 16, 2011 5:24 PM CDT reply actions  

comon guys

lets steal this

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by HB23 on Oct 16, 2011 5:24 PM CDT reply actions  

To make you guys feel better, here's some news from the Saints.
Mike Triplett

    Drew Brees is #Saints leading rusher today with 18 yards

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by Jon Banks on Oct 16, 2011 5:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Flagged.

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by Jon Banks on Oct 16, 2011 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure Mittens did a couple of times when he was here

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or Tate

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

If we dont score here this will get out of hand.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

by TexansForever on Oct 16, 2011 5:26 PM CDT reply actions  

cutback

was there

my Z key can't take another free agent flurry

by texanphil on Oct 16, 2011 5:26 PM CDT reply actions  

PI!!!

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Oct 16, 2011 5:27 PM CDT reply actions  

foster effortless hurddled that guy

he makes it look so easy

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by HB23 on Oct 16, 2011 5:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Sweet!!!! Toss it down field for a calll!!!

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Oct 16, 2011 5:27 PM CDT reply actions  

is that a 7

or a 9 step drop?

my Z key can't take another free agent flurry

by texanphil on Oct 16, 2011 5:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Dallas is tied.

Skip bayless must be jacking off to this

by steelblue on Oct 16, 2011 5:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Don't worry, Romo will choke it away

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

gross

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Oct 16, 2011 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

FLAG

Holding on defense

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 5:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Sold.

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by UprootedTexan on Oct 16, 2011 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

offside

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Oct 16, 2011 5:28 PM CDT reply actions  

WOW really? we're going to go back and analyze

the JJ PI call but not the Foster neck relocation play???

by Blitzman46 on Oct 16, 2011 5:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Offsides

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 5:29 PM CDT reply actions  

They'll get over it.

"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana

by DilloTex on Oct 16, 2011 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Where is D Mason? Injured?

"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb

by Hugh Jarce on Oct 16, 2011 5:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Dunno

Haven’t seen him since the first half.

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by Tim on Oct 16, 2011 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sidelines, he's the #4 WR for now

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can't wait

I’m going to celebrate as if it’s a playoff game if we win this one

by TonyToneToni on Oct 16, 2011 5:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Can someone try to stop Jarrett Johnson?

How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
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by ak2themax on Oct 16, 2011 5:30 PM CDT reply actions  

slant...

Something needs to work here…

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Oct 16, 2011 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

please

screen to Foster.

Then go for it

my Z key can't take another free agent flurry

by texanphil on Oct 16, 2011 5:31 PM CDT reply actions  

No

We’ve done screens every 3rd & long
they’ll be expecting it

by A Mar on Oct 16, 2011 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Same

"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb

by Hugh Jarce on Oct 16, 2011 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

either or

at least get us in FG range

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 16, 2011 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

pubes

you need to implement the no huddle offense and give schaub more freedom

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by HB23 on Oct 16, 2011 5:32 PM CDT reply actions  

/true

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by HB23 on Oct 16, 2011 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

^^^this^^^^...and again, this^^^^

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Oct 16, 2011 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

schuab has looked better today

with his throws

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 16, 2011 5:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Arian dropped it

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Oct 16, 2011 5:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Duane Brown hurt

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 5:33 PM CDT reply actions  

On the numbers to.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Oct 16, 2011 5:33 PM CDT reply actions  

shoulda held on to that

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 16, 2011 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow, he's not clutch today

"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb

by Hugh Jarce on Oct 16, 2011 5:34 PM CDT reply actions  

gotta

Have a stop d!!!

by TexansForLife on Oct 16, 2011 5:34 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Maybe we need to hammer it up the middle more to wear out their defense

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 5:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah, they're tiring, I can tell.

Just another 6 quarters and we have em.

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by Xiane on Oct 16, 2011 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Load the box cause they won't come out throwing.

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Oct 16, 2011 5:35 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah

because they hvae had so much success running and so little going deep… AND 10 minutes still on the clock

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 16, 2011 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think so

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

So much for Flacco getting rattled...

Funny because the guy looks like he would be rattled if his coffee wasn’t just right

by Blitzman46 on Oct 16, 2011 5:35 PM CDT reply actions  

LETS GO PATS

2nd fave team

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by HB23 on Oct 16, 2011 5:36 PM CDT reply actions  

They ate gonna run it..

We can’t stop it?

by fgp on Oct 16, 2011 5:37 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Hey did someone write that down?

Dierdorf just said the key to winning football games and I missed it

by Blitzman46 on Oct 16, 2011 5:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Turn over

or break out the bleach.

2 Defensive Scores are in the Karma Bag
"Wade aid has lean in it, just saying"

by WreckNTexan on Oct 16, 2011 5:38 PM CDT reply actions  

gang tackle baby :)

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by HB23 on Oct 16, 2011 5:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn, Demeco almost had him

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 5:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Offensive PI?

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by Xiane on Oct 16, 2011 5:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Cush, shutdown CB

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Oct 16, 2011 5:39 PM CDT reply actions  

That should have been Pass Interference on Rice

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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 5:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Should be Offensive PI

but no.

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by Xiane on Oct 16, 2011 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I Cannot Say This Enough

The Texans defense has been freaking outstanding today.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Oct 16, 2011 5:39 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

So who do we cheer to fire for then?

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by Jon Banks on Oct 16, 2011 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Schoob

or Foster

How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
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by ak2themax on Oct 16, 2011 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Frank Bush?

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by UprootedTexan on Oct 16, 2011 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gregg Williams?

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by Xiane on Oct 16, 2011 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH.

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by Jon Banks on Oct 16, 2011 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

sorry to say but Arian Foster right now is the goat if we lose this game

by goingforthecorner on Oct 16, 2011 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know you mean scapegoat.

But when I see goat I think GOAT as in Andre.

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by .Bonzo on Oct 16, 2011 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

he just dosen't look right

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Oct 16, 2011 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's amazing and glorious to behold...

"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana

by DilloTex on Oct 16, 2011 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

i know and it feels weird to say this

but i think we have more than just a defense i think we have a solid defense

by TiEaB on Oct 16, 2011 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Concur.

Weathering the storm without Mario is icing on an improved cake.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Oct 16, 2011 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh snap

cushing with the blanket coverage, too funny

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by HB23 on Oct 16, 2011 5:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice execution of the fair catch, JJ. Now go catch us a deep one...

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Oct 16, 2011 5:40 PM CDT reply actions  

I think he weighs a little bit less than MJD

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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

mjd thighs are about twice the size of rays

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by HB23 on Oct 16, 2011 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

ummm

ray rice 5’8" 212
mjd 5’7" 208

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 16, 2011 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

our run defense is better then I expected

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 16, 2011 5:41 PM CDT reply actions  

where is bennprice?

I miss his expert analysis :|

by A Mar on Oct 16, 2011 5:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh, you'll jinx it.

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by UprootedTexan on Oct 16, 2011 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

^This

I am now drinking the koolaid. Texans are making their turn for the best. Screw pessimism!

by Barryfromtexas on Oct 16, 2011 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Baltimore tackles really well.

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by Xiane on Oct 16, 2011 5:42 PM CDT reply actions  

only if they convert

Houston errthang.. first off, get rid of pubes.. Rockets-Texans-Dynamo & Longhorn fan.. an Astros fan these days is an oxymoron

by HB23 on Oct 16, 2011 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow wasted time out...

I don’t like burning this many timeouts already..

by Tony Ung on Oct 16, 2011 5:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Barber went to the locker room

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 5:43 PM CDT reply actions  

andy reid hates that we took this long to call a timeout

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 16, 2011 5:44 PM CDT reply actions  

/hands around Deerdork's throat

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by DilloTex on Oct 16, 2011 5:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Hope that TO doesn't burn us later

2 Defensive Scores are in the Karma Bag
"Wade aid has lean in it, just saying"

by WreckNTexan on Oct 16, 2011 5:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Time out*

2 Defensive Scores are in the Karma Bag
"Wade aid has lean in it, just saying"

by WreckNTexan on Oct 16, 2011 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

typical

Houston errthang.. first off, get rid of pubes.. Rockets-Texans-Dynamo & Longhorn fan.. an Astros fan these days is an oxymoron

by HB23 on Oct 16, 2011 5:45 PM CDT reply actions  

...Fuck...

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by UprootedTexan on Oct 16, 2011 5:45 PM CDT reply actions  

FFFIII11RR3 TTHHHEE BUMZZZZ

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 16, 2011 5:45 PM CDT reply actions  

no excuses

Houston errthang.. first off, get rid of pubes.. Rockets-Texans-Dynamo & Longhorn fan.. an Astros fan these days is an oxymoron

by HB23 on Oct 16, 2011 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

excuses?

our schedule is easy after this. Its just paying attention to reality instead of bitching and moaning and freaking out

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 16, 2011 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

So once again the D has to step up and keep us in this game

Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!

by jtr bmf 281 on Oct 16, 2011 5:46 PM CDT reply actions  

#fireoverractionstorm

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Boldin is working Joseph

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by .Bonzo on Oct 16, 2011 5:46 PM CDT reply actions  

so the schedule gets easier after this loss....right?

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 16, 2011 5:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Yes

Plus we should have Andre back.

by LedTexan on Oct 16, 2011 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

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by Xiane on Oct 16, 2011 5:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Hang in there fans and BRBer's

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by chuckiepoo on Oct 16, 2011 5:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Come on, we need a big play, turnover.

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by Xiane on Oct 16, 2011 5:48 PM CDT reply actions  

LOL

Wade Phillips just got Sean Payton’d

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by Jon Banks on Oct 16, 2011 5:48 PM CDT reply actions  

By the Ref no less

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This is not good.

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by UprootedTexan on Oct 16, 2011 5:48 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 5:48 PM CDT reply actions  

kick his ass wade

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by HB23 on Oct 16, 2011 5:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Welp unless we get really lucky that'll be it.

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by Xiane on Oct 16, 2011 5:49 PM CDT reply actions  

okay we knew this game was a loss right

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 16, 2011 5:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Didn't have to be.

But I figured it for one.

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by Xiane on Oct 16, 2011 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

thats a sad thought process

i wont accept it..
we had EVERY chance to win this game
just take off the blinders man

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by HB23 on Oct 16, 2011 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Offense has got to get their shit together.

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by TexansForever on Oct 16, 2011 5:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Well It was a good chance

Thats Game. Is that the Season?

2 Defensive Scores are in the Karma Bag
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by WreckNTexan on Oct 16, 2011 5:49 PM CDT reply actions  

No, we get Andre back, & we start tearing through the soft part of the schedule

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by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

We are obviously playing for the division, not for good w-l record.

FKING pathetic

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by TexansForever on Oct 16, 2011 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

LMAO

the season? at 500? after 6 weeks? Are you for real?

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by nolander on Oct 16, 2011 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Was a question

not a statement.

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"Wade aid has lean in it, just saying"

by WreckNTexan on Oct 16, 2011 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

even asking is stupid

500 after 6 weeks means nothing

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by nolander on Oct 16, 2011 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

ok not nothing

but it is far from the season

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by nolander on Oct 16, 2011 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

i wouldnt say its the season

but its startin to look alot like last yr
start out the gate fast then fumble the rest of the way
they better get this dam thing bak on track
im tired of this
the lions, the 49ers, the bills.. all these teams get new coaches and fast track to great records and turn the franchise around
but in HOU we get a coach thats on an 8 year success goal

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by HB23 on Oct 16, 2011 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Thank you

This is my reasoning for asking. I’m over the Kubiak experiment

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by WreckNTexan on Oct 16, 2011 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

should be game

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
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by Joe25 on Oct 16, 2011 5:49 PM CDT reply actions  

I can stomach a loss

I can’t stomach 2 wasted timeouts and then a sack.

by Toolshed1 on Oct 16, 2011 5:49 PM CDT reply actions  

This is bullshit man..

We are down 2 scores with 1 timeout..

by fgp on Oct 16, 2011 5:49 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

That's what drives me nuts.

That and the “Establish the run” when the run won’t be established.

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by Xiane on Oct 16, 2011 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Here comes the barrage of people calling it a season.

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by .Bonzo on Oct 16, 2011 5:49 PM CDT reply actions  

They were doing that last week.

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by Hugh Jarce on Oct 16, 2011 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

the collapse is complete

if 3 out of 4 doesn’t get coaches fired and QB’s benched… nothing will. I guess Bob McNair loves mediocrity.

It's Our Time.... or something...

by bennprince on Oct 16, 2011 5:50 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

How's the cave this week Ben?

Or do you live under a bridge now? Because that’s where trolls usually live.

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by Xiane on Oct 16, 2011 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

God I hate being 3-3 and leading the division.

Time to blow it up and rebuild.

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by .Bonzo on Oct 16, 2011 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

whoever wins next year

will lead the division, thats the game that matters

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by nolander on Oct 16, 2011 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol yeah. But the world is ending, I'm sure of it!!!

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by Hugh Jarce on Oct 16, 2011 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by nolander on Oct 16, 2011 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

This.

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by Jon Banks on Oct 16, 2011 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

no way

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by nolander on Oct 16, 2011 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

He only appears when a loss seems inevitable.

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by Xiane on Oct 16, 2011 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's been coming around all season.

He’s like the polar opposite of Bo$$man.

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by Jon Banks on Oct 16, 2011 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck Kubiak.

OR Schaub. Whoever burned those timeouts. Shit, fuck this team.

by YohannDookeyblue on Oct 16, 2011 5:50 PM CDT reply actions  

the whole AFC South

lost again

my Z key can't take another free agent flurry

by texanphil on Oct 16, 2011 5:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Aren't the BESFs on a bye this week?

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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is it that we're just good enough to hang with the better teams until the 4th Q

OR is it that the better teams are not that good but just good enough to whip us?

by Blitzman46 on Oct 16, 2011 5:50 PM CDT reply actions  

We are not a good team. Face the facts. 9-7 only winning season ever.

We are the very definition of mediocre.

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by TexansForever on Oct 16, 2011 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

What's your argument, exactly?

Historically we’re not even mediocre. Historically the Texans are a bad team.

However, history has nothing to do with this season. You’re just as bad as those fans of other teams saying they’ll beat us because the Texans have never made the playoffs. There is absolutely no logical connection to be made there.

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by Synchysi on Oct 16, 2011 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I said we are mediocre based on our record.

It has EVERYTHING to do with this season.

Same players, same coaches, same record.

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by TexansForever on Oct 16, 2011 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Didn't the BESFs crush these guys?

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by TexansForever on Oct 16, 2011 5:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah, but they caught them a week after Pittsburgh

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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Because yelling wins

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by Hugh Jarce on Oct 16, 2011 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, just ask Walsh and Landry.

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by Xiane on Oct 16, 2011 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

on the plus side we are only one game behind first place in the afc south

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 16, 2011 5:51 PM CDT reply actions  

So...off tackle right?

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by Xiane on Oct 16, 2011 5:52 PM CDT reply actions  

welp

gg
hopefully they don’t score again

by A Mar on Oct 16, 2011 5:53 PM CDT reply actions  

That little slant to Walter worked well early, what happened to it?

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by Xiane on Oct 16, 2011 5:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh, yeah, sorry.

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by Xiane on Oct 16, 2011 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well 3-3 is ok not good but not bad

If we lose next week, I’ll panic.

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by Antho10000 on Oct 16, 2011 5:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Jones caught it for a first down

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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 5:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Thanks Dierdorf.

Run a play.

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by Xiane on Oct 16, 2011 5:55 PM CDT reply actions  

old boys choked

same ole crappy texans

It's Our Time.... or something...

by bennprince on Oct 16, 2011 5:55 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

indeed

"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb

by Hugh Jarce on Oct 16, 2011 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

rec'd

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Oct 16, 2011 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just ignore him.

Is it that goddamn hard?

GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.

by Synchysi on Oct 16, 2011 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have

but he just makes others mad. I just flag him as troll.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Oct 16, 2011 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was more a general question.

If everyone would ignore him, he’d eventually get bored of us and go away. It’s the way trolls work.

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by Synchysi on Oct 16, 2011 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

that isn't going to happen.

people will keep replying to him, and he will always be a damn downer.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Oct 16, 2011 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kumbaya

my Texans.. Kumbaya…

It's Our Time.... or something...

by bennprince on Oct 16, 2011 7:09 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

It's not over yet.

Sure the odds are against us, but goddamn it, we still have a chance to pull this game out!

We’ve done it before and we can do it again.

GO TEXANS!!!

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by UprootedTexan on Oct 16, 2011 5:55 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

Rec'd for optimism

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by Jon Banks on Oct 16, 2011 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

its gonna be overturned

so its over.

my Z key can't take another free agent flurry

by texanphil on Oct 16, 2011 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Redskins game last year.

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by UprootedTexan on Oct 16, 2011 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Drunk?

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by Antho10000 on Oct 16, 2011 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Amen.

I’m tired of the “season is over” shit.

by jwtheman on Oct 16, 2011 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's coming. In my dreams anyway.

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by Xiane on Oct 16, 2011 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, we (Titans) lost to an AFC North team you guys beat.

Now we’re even.

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by fanoftheunderdogs on Oct 16, 2011 5:57 PM CDT reply actions  

We can settle it on the field then.

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by Xiane on Oct 16, 2011 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

Hopefully Andre is still out for you guys too, that way we both have neither of our #1 receivers.

The football gods are truly setting up a test to see which team is better.

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by fanoftheunderdogs on Oct 16, 2011 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Football being what it is

I’ll be happy to have Andre back. Especially since Mario is out for the season.

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by Xiane on Oct 16, 2011 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

its not simply about the wr's

we’re without mario williams, james casey too.. but no excuses, just stating the facts

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by HB23 on Oct 16, 2011 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

We have absolutely no running game, though.

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by fanoftheunderdogs on Oct 16, 2011 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought those long bombs killed us.

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by Xiane on Oct 16, 2011 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dan Dierdorf

NFL Rules Committee Ace.

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by Xiane on Oct 16, 2011 5:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah just not enough offense with no Andre.

It can’t be denied he’s to important to this team for them to succeed efficiently.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Oct 16, 2011 5:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Seriously m8, just stfu

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by Hugh Jarce on Oct 16, 2011 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

reply fail = was meant for SuperSerial

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by Hugh Jarce on Oct 16, 2011 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow.

The one part of the catch that I wasn’t worried about.

Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.

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by Autra on Oct 16, 2011 5:59 PM CDT reply actions  

did they challenge the spot

or completion?

my Z key can't take another free agent flurry

by texanphil on Oct 16, 2011 5:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Both

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't think you could just

say, I want you to look at that last play for ANYTHING.

I thought you had to challenge what you thought they missed.

my Z key can't take another free agent flurry

by texanphil on Oct 16, 2011 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

If I'm not mistaken.

You can challenge one aspect of a play, but during review the entirety of the play is looked at. So they could have challenged the spot, but if the refs saw an incomplete pass they can make that ruling instead.

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by Synchysi on Oct 16, 2011 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

ah

that makes sense

my Z key can't take another free agent flurry

by texanphil on Oct 16, 2011 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

WHAT!!!!!!

His Toe Tapped the ground!!!!!

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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 5:59 PM CDT reply actions  

what the fuck

foot never touched the ground? bullshit.

by Travis Roggatz on Oct 16, 2011 5:59 PM CDT reply actions  

That's a pretty great D.

And we couldn’t cover those Flacco heaves.

That said, with Andre around I think we can beat them.

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by Xiane on Oct 16, 2011 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey thanks refs.

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by Xiane on Oct 16, 2011 5:59 PM CDT reply actions  

LAME

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 16, 2011 6:00 PM CDT reply actions  

two taps of same foot?

at the very least

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by texanphil on Oct 16, 2011 6:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Refs screwed us again

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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 6:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Were the officials locked out too?

They sure look like worse shit than normal this year.

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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 16, 2011 6:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Sure does seem like it

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by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

The day we get a close call on the road let me know.

So I can pop some Champagne.

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by Xiane on Oct 16, 2011 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's every week.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Oct 16, 2011 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah. It always is.

Im not a bandwagon fan by any means, but this shit is getting OLD. Houston deserves better.

Kubiak needs to wake up this offense, get creative with his playcalling and learn how to use timeouts. If we lose to Tennessee next week, AJ or not, Kubiak should be fired on the spot.

Tennessee has a first year coach a new QB and uh… Chris Johnson? There’s NO reason we should lose to them, or even be close at the end of the game. 6 years of this Bullshit. 6 years.

Meanwhile 1st year coaches are doing pretty damn good with their new teams.

by YohannDookeyblue on Oct 16, 2011 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Kubiak needs to ... get creative with his playcalling"

Why is he calling plays? Doesn’t he have an OC? Shouldn’t the OC be doing that so Kubiak can focus on coaching the whole game and team?

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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 16, 2011 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

who's franchise?

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 16, 2011 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sure.

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by Xiane on Oct 16, 2011 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

He went to trial.

He wasn’t convicted. This is America – that’s the end of it.

Still, I’ll make a prediction – after his career ends, he winds up in jail somehow.

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by Xiane on Oct 16, 2011 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

titans and texans

should finish above .500 and jags could finish .500

by SpredAloha on Oct 16, 2011 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

could and should

but probably won’t lol
as long as we finish ahead of the rest I’ll be happy with 8-8

by A Mar on Oct 16, 2011 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

jags will finish no where near .500.

they look awful

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by .Bonzo on Oct 16, 2011 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

and jags could finish .500

I laughed.

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got the evidence to validate such a strong allegation?

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by HB23 on Oct 16, 2011 6:03 PM CDT reply actions  

get the outa here?

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by HB23 on Oct 16, 2011 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

whoa

my co-worker is havin twins rite now

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by HB23 on Oct 16, 2011 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

2 straight weeks of every AFC South team losing.

New NFC West anyone?

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by fanoftheunderdogs on Oct 16, 2011 6:04 PM CDT reply actions  

We'd have to do that for like 5 years to take the crown.

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by Xiane on Oct 16, 2011 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Please God, block the kick.

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by UprootedTexan on Oct 16, 2011 6:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Leinart time!

(only kidding a little bit)

by Toolshed1 on Oct 16, 2011 6:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah, let Schaub not get hit anymore. See if Leinart can get a score with 2 mins.

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by Xiane on Oct 16, 2011 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

i would be more opposed to that yesterday

i think schaub is more talented but i believe leinart has that ’’it’’ factor every leader needs

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by HB23 on Oct 16, 2011 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lets be honest. Without Andre the chances of the Texans

going into Baltimore and putting on the light show like they did last year was slim to none.

Foster really let the team down with two drops that could have changed this game.

But they played better than I thought to be honest. Jacoby made a play but the Ravens defense is to good to beat at home with two weeks to prepare for the Texans.,

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Oct 16, 2011 6:06 PM CDT reply actions  

it’s easier to say that the texans or shaub just don’t have “it” or that they just don’t know how to win on the road or turn the corner or whatever other stupid fucking lazy cliche is out there

by maise on Oct 16, 2011 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Those deep throws also killed team and really they were just great plays that are nearly impossible to defend.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Oct 16, 2011 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

that doesn’t fit the narrative of the texans lacking heart or choking or whatever, though

by maise on Oct 16, 2011 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I generally like what you have to say.

But a trend I note is teams tend to blame their best players when things go wrong.

I’d say if Flacco didn’t complete 3 massive heaves downfield this game is very winnable. It was in range to mid 4th quarter, but once again the D spent too much time on the field and got tired.

2 of the 3 losses this year are on the offense.

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by Xiane on Oct 16, 2011 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was willing to overlook the Andre injury.

But it’s just to obvious for me now. The passing game doesn’t have that same consistency and I love Walter but he doesn’t give us the playmaking ability Andre does. Jacoby is a flash here and there but not consistent enough.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Oct 16, 2011 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Honestly, I'm much more upset with the generic playcalling than with the players.

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by Xiane on Oct 16, 2011 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah some play calls weren't great.

But the running game was stifled on several runs and there were some critical moments like Foster’s dropped pass on 3rd down which was a killer.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Oct 16, 2011 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

The way this game has gone,

I wouldn’t be surprised if we just kneeled it.

by Bobbythegreat on Oct 16, 2011 6:06 PM CDT reply actions  

..........

my TV sleep mode just kicked in and turned itself off in disgust. thanks pal. i appreciate that.

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by chrisd21 on Oct 16, 2011 6:06 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

I'll settle for

4-3 one week from today

my Z key can't take another free agent flurry

by texanphil on Oct 16, 2011 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well between Titans and Bucs we get the Jags and Browns.

But we need Andre back and the running game going again.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Oct 16, 2011 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck it! It's garbage time. Let's get some FF pts. Let the booze flow freely!

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by Seaborn1 on Oct 16, 2011 6:07 PM CDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOzZE!!

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by Seaborn1 on Oct 16, 2011 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

its how the franchise loves to do things

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 16, 2011 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

This has been a brutal schedule to start the year.

3 of the 6 teams we’ve played are likely to be in the playoffs.

Saints
Steelers
Ravens

Raiders have an excellent shot at the post-season too.

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by Xiane on Oct 16, 2011 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

right

it gets easier after this

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by nolander on Oct 16, 2011 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know about the Steelers

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by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

4-2

I won’t count the Steelers out until I see the dead body.

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by Xiane on Oct 16, 2011 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

See, this is the problem.

We should be listed as ’Brutal" with those teams as well.

The incompetence of 6 years of this FO has made us a good to mediocre team. We should be FUCKING ELITE at this point. 3 years for Detroit’s rebuilding and they’re pretty goddamn close. Closer than we are.

We settle for winning our weak division (maybe) without the immortal Peyton Manning when we should’ve been kicking Rick Smith and Kubiak outta here 2years ago. The 07 and 09 drafts were absolutely dreadful and count as 2 wasted drafts relative to the talent that’s playing on other teams today.

We deserve better than this. I know this loss was likely, but FUCKING SHIT!!!!!! It still was a winnable game and we couldn’t pull it out. So pissed off at this franchise right now. We needed to capitalize starting 2 years ago, but now all our stars are aging or hurt and we stare a rested Titans team down next week, that we should beat handily, but doubts are starting to creep in this teams head and especially in the fanbase.

by YohannDookeyblue on Oct 16, 2011 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think the talent to win is here.

The depth is finally starting to appear. The D is in reasonable, if not great, hands. We’ve yet to put our actual starting offense on the field for more than 1 quarter.

We’ve also had some excellent drafts, but you fail to mention those. This team lost its top two players. Look what losing Manning did to the Colts. We’re still looking at the playoffs after tons of injuries, and as Green Bay, Arizona, New York and several others showed, if you get in, who knows what might happen.

But yes, I’m doubtful of Kubiak.

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by Xiane on Oct 16, 2011 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

why are they measuring?

it was a touchback

my Z key can't take another free agent flurry

by texanphil on Oct 16, 2011 6:09 PM CDT reply actions  

LOL

we probably should have just kneeled it LOL

by Bobbythegreat on Oct 16, 2011 6:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Why do we forget about our te's?

2 weeks in a row we have ignored OD or any TE’s in the 2nd half, don;t know if they are staying in to block or what but thats a huge part of our game

by Draco on Oct 16, 2011 6:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah, not much going on in the TE area

OD has put up 1 point for me today.

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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 16, 2011 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

brilliant scheming

you see, it worked for the first half so the defense is going to be ready for it in the second half. always gotta stay a few steps ahead of the defense

by Toolshed1 on Oct 16, 2011 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

another loss, i'm sad

things I take away from this:
1. Andre Johnson is desperately needed for this to work.
2. Our defense is much improved and is frankly mostly reliable

by TiEaB on Oct 16, 2011 6:10 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't think we got outcoached

just outplayed. Ravens D line was the difference

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by nolander on Oct 16, 2011 6:10 PM CDT reply actions  

that and we don't have two of our best players.

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

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by Joe25 on Oct 16, 2011 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

just a bad luck team

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

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by Joe25 on Oct 16, 2011 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am still at a loss for words

Kubes ran everybody on a go route on 3rd and 4.. Why not try to get the first down on small routes right there? Just not very good playcalling

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by Rocket94 on Oct 16, 2011 6:11 PM CDT reply actions  

You can blame the offense all you want

But this whole team just does not make the big play, on offense defense or special teams

by TheDream34 on Oct 16, 2011 6:11 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

defense came up huge

on multiple occasions.

Offense had a tough chore today, but didn’t come through.

my Z key can't take another free agent flurry

by texanphil on Oct 16, 2011 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

The definition of courage is Gary Kubiak

Who could get up to that podium week after week and shoulder the blame like him.

Magnificent!

by Blitzman46 on Oct 16, 2011 6:12 PM CDT reply actions  

For a guy that is supposed to be an offensive guru

Kubiak doesnt look like it sometimes…

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by Mumford on Oct 16, 2011 6:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Okay, now it's over.

Fuck!!!!

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by UprootedTexan on Oct 16, 2011 6:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Must win next week

the end.

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by Mumford on Oct 16, 2011 6:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Alot

Since I would expect a clean sweep if we can’t get in the playoffs this year. But we will. So lets chill with that kind of talk.

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by Antho10000 on Oct 16, 2011 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I dont know

I think they might keep Phillips as DC if Kubiak goes.

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by Mumford on Oct 16, 2011 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

it up to the HC

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.

by Joe25 on Oct 16, 2011 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I seriously would think that they would consider Shanahan if Kubiak gets fired

whether it’s Mike or Kyle, who knows

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by The Night Owl on Oct 16, 2011 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

that was depressing

we got outplayed on both ends plain fukin simple & not to mention leach & pollard both made key plays against us, FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!

by Texanation on Oct 16, 2011 6:15 PM CDT reply actions  

"We got outplayed on both ends"

well to be fair, they are a better team. At home. And we’re without our two best players, so yea it was supposed to happen

by A Mar on Oct 16, 2011 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

We missed Casey today to.

That receiving option would have been huge for this team.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Oct 16, 2011 6:17 PM CDT reply actions  

POSTGAME REACTION THREAD

Here. Please move the party there.

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by Tim on Oct 16, 2011 6:17 PM CDT reply actions  

The pity party?

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by Xiane on Oct 16, 2011 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thank you Tom terrific

I can’t go to class tomorrow and see my friend draped in cowboy gear

by TheDream34 on Oct 16, 2011 6:20 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

It would be so much easier if Brady wasn't such a tool.

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by Xiane on Oct 16, 2011 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not trying to troll after a loss

Because I was pretty pleased with performances on both sides of the ball today. And yes, our 3 losses were against teams that will all probably be in the playoffs. Got to thinking though… What happens if WE make it into the playoffs? Then we have to win game after game against these playoff teams that we couldn’t keep up with all season, with no margin for error in our first playoff appearance? Meh. Anything is possible I guess. Like I said, cautiously optimistic after picking it up a notch from the last game. But realistically gloomy about what it means for us overall. Behind every pessimist is a disappointed idealist.

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by RayFinkle1985 on Oct 16, 2011 6:27 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

The only hope to beat teams in the playoffs that we lost to during the first few games

is that the defense will continue to develop and be even more experienced (Brooks) and dominate, and that the offense will have #80 back.

Texans 2011 Defense is evolving into an epic force to be reckoned with. I dub thee "Bayou Blitz" !!

by MeMongo on Oct 16, 2011 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

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