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Andre Johnson Speaks About His Injury And Timetable For Return

Andre Johnson spoke to the guys on 610 this morning. Here's the audio from the interview. For those who don't want to listen to the full exchange, this story contains a few quotes from 'Dre.

Long story short, it's unlikely Andre Johnson will be playing on Sunday at Tennessee. The reasons why are after the jump.

Star-divide

While 'Dre is running, he's not running at full speed, and he described the injured area as "still weak" and "not as strong as it used to be." Johnson also confirmed that he was given a timetable of six weeks before he could return, though he thinks that he'll be back faster than that. Seeing as how he went down on October 2nd, it seems very unlikely that he'd be healed and/or ready to go by Sunday (October 23rd).

While I'd guess 'Dre will be back well before the Texans' bye week, after listening to that interview, I'd be very surprised if he suited up against the Titans on Sunday...much to the delight of one Cortland Innegan.

What was all that "feeling very, very good" talk, Kubes? YOU CAN'T TOY WITH MY EMOTIONS LIKE THAT.

Tip o' the cap to Lone Spot for sending me these links.

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Ugh....this is so deflating

What a huge game not to have him a part of.

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Oct 18, 2011 12:14 PM CDT reply actions  

I KNOW it won't happen buuut...

… could we please snatch Asante Samuel so we can clinch this sorry division?!

by Scruffy The Janitor on Oct 18, 2011 12:20 PM CDT reply actions  

I only dream of having 2 great CBs...

Can you imagine if we could trade Kareem and Harris for their 1st and 2nd round picks.

by Mr. Robie on Oct 18, 2011 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

I would seriously think about it. Turns out Philly wants a veteran linebacker. I think the only way we get Samuel is by trading Demeco. While I doubt the Texans would do it, I think it’d be a mistake not to look into getting Asante.

by wiseonekms on Oct 18, 2011 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wonder if they would have taken Sharpton in a possible deal with a 2nd or 3rd

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 19, 2011 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well if we are who we say we are

we should be able to handle a Kenny Britt-less titans team this weekend. I know Kenny Britt is NO AJ… but still we are both without #1’s. That said, i can handle being 3-3 but this is the first news that has actually made me question weather or not we can win our own Division. We will find out a lot @Tenn. about our Houston Texans and if we are the best in our Division. I was so sure we would have AJ back for this weekend…

by Texan5513 on Oct 18, 2011 12:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Titans/Oilers

The Titans or Oilers will beat the Texans 27-17. The Texans will be facing one of the top defenses in the league and the Texans will fall short once again. Texans fan its time to realize you’re the most experienced fans in the NFL on high expectations that turn into failure. At least you should be used to it.

by cowboybamafan on Oct 18, 2011 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just like you Cowboy fans

How does it feel that your coach doesn’t trust Romo in clutch situations anymore?

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 19, 2011 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's pretty rich coming from a Cowboys fan
“…its (sic) time to realize you’re the most experienced fans in the NFL on high expectations that turn into failure.”

Really? I mean, if the above statement does not apply to Cowboys fans, then I don’t know what does. How’d that meltdown against the Patriots feel?

Idiot.

by Barrett on Oct 19, 2011 9:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

Cowboys

The Cowboys were not picked to win their division, so really there were not high expectations for this team. The Dream team in Philly were the preseason favorites, but the Texans have been picked the last two years to win their division. The game against the Pats was not a meltdown because no one picked Dallas to win that game. At least Dallas was good enough to hold the Pats under 30 and break their streak. Dallas has a bunch of rookie offensive linemen and can not run the football at all. Most people feel due to the offensive line inexperience this is a rebuilding year in Dallas. What is the Texans excuse? The offensive line is supposed to be one of the best, running back one of the best, wide receiver the best in the NFL. What is the excuse?

by cowboybamafan on Oct 21, 2011 7:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

Why can't you ban douches like this?

This guy is not constructive at all, just trashing our team.

by Peckerwood on Oct 20, 2011 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's his goal

Look at his profile. 0 comments on the Cowboys blog, 64 on ours. I flagged him hoping the admins will see that and ban him.

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Oct 20, 2011 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't understand people like that...

What’s the point? Is he so miserable that he just has to disrupt entertaining conversation? I would say “constructive” but no amount of blah blah by BRB’ers is going to amount to squat, but, it’s entertaining at least. Kinda hard to “ignore” a guy that is posting over and over and over.

by Peckerwood on Oct 20, 2011 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't get it either

It takes a certain level of immaturity to create a profile for the sole purpose of trolling a sports team’s fan base. But whatever, I take pleasure in the fact that his life is probably a total failure anyway, so fuck him.

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Oct 20, 2011 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Entertaining

Wrong, I am actually very successful, but I know a bunch of DUMBA** Texans fans that always want to run down Dallas. I take great pleasure commenting on this team. Why do Texans fans feel comfortable running down any team? Most people with half of a brain would wait, until their team actually accomplished something. The truth is if the Texans beat the Titans this weekend than maybe they’ll finally win their division. I will at that point stop commenting on your team, but if they perform their usual choke in Tennessee…I’ll Be Back!

by cowboybamafan on Oct 21, 2011 7:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

Entertaining

The Battle Red Blog is very entertaining nothing better than to get a cup of coffee and watch all of the Texans fan base whine about another loss.

by cowboybamafan on Oct 21, 2011 7:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Uggghhhhhhh

That lessens my optimism of a victory this weekend.

"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce

by Mumford on Oct 18, 2011 12:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Corland Innegan...

So Andre beat the F outta Innegan, but who swiped that mofo’s t? Owen Daniels is my guess. Said… “Gimmie that t, Innegan. You’re no longer Cortland… now you’re just Corland.”

by Bennyscrap on Oct 18, 2011 12:59 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

The F part was funny back then

But the T is just LAME.

The F made sense for Andre, but what has Owen done to Finnegan?
nothing….
that was pathetic, hahaha

Best sig ever, reason 1, reason 2

by Ice0ne (CAJ) on Oct 18, 2011 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tim didn't put a t in Cortland...

I was trying to make a joke about it. Had to think of a receiver that’s good enough to take another one of Cortland’s letters. Owen was the only one I could think of. No reason other than that.

by Bennyscrap on Oct 18, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think it all is still funny.

Rule 80.

"I throw, you catch. It's NOT that hard!"
Peyton Manning, SNL, 2007

by peytonsthebest on Oct 18, 2011 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice Catch

I fixed it.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Oct 18, 2011 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Great...

Now my joke makes no sense. Thanks Tim. :)

by Bennyscrap on Oct 18, 2011 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Confused

Andre Johnson has had 3 significant injuries that have caused him to miss games and not come back early or even on time from a single one if you include this one. He will be back after the bye if we’re lucky.

It's Our Time.... or something...

by bennprince on Oct 18, 2011 1:10 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Actually he's came back from most injuries sooner than expected

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 19, 2011 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

name one...

It's Our Time.... or something...

by bennprince on Oct 19, 2011 10:25 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

The foot injury...... no, that was T.O.

The sport hernia…….. no, that was Mario playing through that
Fuck it, I’ll just say Kubiak it too damn cautious with him

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 19, 2011 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

Kinda

He did miss 3 games. I believe the original estimate was 1-2 weeks.

In 2007 he missed 7 games and if memory serves me correctly we were told 4-6 weeks.

In 2005 he simply shut it down at the end of the year and who could blame him.

This would be his 3rd real injury and we were originally told 3-4 weeks and it’s looking more like 7-8. Maybe he just sees another season going down the toilet and has no interest in re-joining the misery… we’ll never really know.

It's Our Time.... or something...

by bennprince on Oct 18, 2011 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

7-8?

The doctors have said 6 weeks at the most.

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Oct 19, 2011 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

Which would take it into the bye week and have him back in week 12… or 8 weeks after the injury… silly math problems…

It's Our Time.... or something...

by bennprince on Oct 19, 2011 10:28 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

He may have meant from the original surgery date, he didn't exactly clarify that

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 19, 2011 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

The bye is Week 11, he'll be back way before that

My guess is he’ll be back in 2 weeks

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 19, 2011 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

This makes

Sundays game that much more important. We have to win and put them in a 0-2 division hole.

by TexansForLife on Oct 18, 2011 1:31 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

This weekend is important.

But in our division, once again, this is not yet a must win game. As long as we win at home against them at the end of the season and we handle Jax and Colts. That said i think this is a much easier game than @Baltimore and we are more settled in on No Mario, and No AJ. Hopefully we get Casey back? Still, it would be big hit, but we are not at must win yet. However, With Tenn. missing Britt this is a no excuses game.

by Texan5513 on Oct 18, 2011 1:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Technically, maybe not

But I’m pretty sure there will be folks throwing themselves off the roof of Reliant if we lose, so for all intents and purposes this is a MUST win.

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Oct 18, 2011 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

If we lose, I'll be worried about our season.

But I’m confident we’ll win what turns out to not be a very difficult game.

by WhiskeyR on Oct 18, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

The most important game in franchise history!!!

(sarcasm)

Matt Schwab, Merio Williams, Adrian Foster, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Oct 18, 2011 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not sure if I agree

A 3 game losing streak and 1 1/2 back with 9 to go is not a spot I want to be in. It seems like a “really, really need to win” if it is not a “must win”

"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce

by Mumford on Oct 18, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Every division game is must win. Sorry.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

by TexansForever on Oct 18, 2011 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oakland went 6-0 in their division last season & didn't make the playoffs

All division games count, but you still have to win games outside of the division

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 19, 2011 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

Trouble Ahead

If Dre is out till the Bye, which is the Six week time table that is expected. Then there are some very troubling games ahead.

2 Defensive Scores are in the Karma Bag
"Wade aid has lean in it, just saying"

by WreckNTexan on Oct 18, 2011 1:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Wouldnt the six week time table

Include the 3 he has already been out?

"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce

by Mumford on Oct 18, 2011 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Interview

Dre said two weeks since his surgery, which is where I am placing the start

2 Defensive Scores are in the Karma Bag
"Wade aid has lean in it, just saying"

by WreckNTexan on Oct 18, 2011 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Making the Tampa Game Week 6

2 Defensive Scores are in the Karma Bag
"Wade aid has lean in it, just saying"

by WreckNTexan on Oct 18, 2011 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Little off track here

But have any of you guys noticed jj watt the past two weeks, because I sure haven’t noticed him

by TheDream34 on Oct 18, 2011 1:51 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

The whole DLine has been nasty

when you see Antonio Smith, Barwin, Cush, Jamison and Mario getting to the Qb like they have been it usual means Watts just devouring blocks and calling for a ton of attention. The Dline play is the LAST of our worries at this point.

"////let it pan out before you kick da plan out\\"
-mitmil22

by theSpaceCityKid on Oct 18, 2011 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

This ^^^

I noticed JJ on Sunday. Dude was a beast, though not on the stat sheet.

Blind fandom is all I got left.
"Down to clown with some other chick's lady bits" ~ MDC

by Lone Spot on Oct 18, 2011 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

We have a great rotation in the front 3

with Smith and Watt playing lights out and Cody not being such a liability, and Jamison and Mitchell giving them a breather our line really opens it up for the LBs to come free all the time.

"////let it pan out before you kick da plan out\"
-mitmil22

by theSpaceCityKid on Oct 18, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

If we finally get an NT worth a damn next year and bring Mario back...

We could have one of the nastiest front 7s in the league for the next couple years.

Watt, NT, Smith backed up by Barwin, Williams, Cushing, and Ryans would be absolutely vicious once they’re all comfortable with the scheme and completely healthy.

by Karsh on Oct 18, 2011 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tyreke Powell from UNC would be nice if we get him

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 19, 2011 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

yeah i noticed him...

he caught a knee in the ribs from ray rice whenever smith got that penalty.

"my momma was the Mike Vick of ass whuppin. side arm delivery, no wasted motion.. and very mobile." - @doobieman21

by chrisd21 on Oct 18, 2011 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haven't visited BRB all week...

But I just wanted to get my biggest whine in there from the last game…Did anyone else think Kubiak should have thrown out his little red snot grabber on that long toss from Flacco to…whomever it was?? The replay clearly showed the ball hitting the ground and not in the receivers control. The announcers didn’t say anything about it really and obviously no flag came out. That was huge and the Texans could have pulled that one out had the Ravens punted on that possession instead of scoring a TD. Do the ref’s hate us or what? Game after game it’s something. And Jacoby’s foot touched the fucking ground DAMNIT. They said it that his foot DID NOT touch the ground. Unless they have a different angle you can’t say that conclusively. Anyway, I’m done. Adios.

by Peckerwood on Oct 18, 2011 2:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Personally no, because I didn't see it as I was too busy cursing KJax in disgust, only to see later it really wasn't KJax fault

I imagine Gary was probably doing the same :)

"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb

by Hugh Jarce on Oct 18, 2011 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Torrey Smith

Was the receiver and the ball clearly bounced off the ground as many pointed out during the game. Kubiak and his coaching staff had their collective heads up their asses as usual and just let it happen. That was obviously huge play in the game even though it only resulted in a FG.

It's Our Time.... or something...

by bennprince on Oct 18, 2011 5:30 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Aha...I thought it was a touchdown...

After screaming at the TV “Throw the fuckin flag Kubiak” over and over about 38 times when they went to the next play I went to take a break. Either way, you can’t know what would have happened. Everyone’s favorite whipping boy (K-Jax) could have picked off Joe Fucko and run it back for a TD. Fumble, 3 and out with a returned punt..something, anything. Crying Shame

by Peckerwood on Oct 20, 2011 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Referees

The referee’s do not hate the Texans the truth is they are just not a very good team. Excuses are for losers and the Texans just do not have what it takes to consistently win in the NFL.

by cowboybamafan on Oct 18, 2011 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Neither do the Cowboys

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 19, 2011 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

He's a troll, please don't feed him.

Notice he never replies

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Oct 19, 2011 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

He doesn't reply because my logic is undenialable

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 19, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

*Undeniable

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 19, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

lol

“My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I’m just ferocious. I want your heart! I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah!”

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Oct 19, 2011 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Undeniable Logic

Night Owl, you can not have undeniable logic when you’re a Texans fan. Texans are losers, therefore it’s illogical to support them.

by cowboybamafan on Oct 19, 2011 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Right...

And yet you support the Cowboys…kinda destroys your credibility.

by Peckerwood on Oct 20, 2011 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

Don’t be pissy there sweetypie. I really don’t get Cowboy fans hating on the Texans. The fact is the Texans DO have the talent to win in this league, and I’m sorry, but a 50 yard toss that wasn’t a catch that is called a catch can ruin anybody’s day. Especially if you’re playing a tough team on the road. Not to mention some other shady calls or no-calls like when Arian almost had his head removed from his shoulders by the Ravens Cody…I wish our Cody would show that kind of aggression by the way..Though I haven’t heard brb’ers ripping him every day so he must be getting better at his job.

Anyway, don’t be a coward cowboybamafan, that hit and run crap is pretty gay. You just want to throw out your blah blah and not have to suffer the responses…or the debate. I could list the 100 different ways our team has been boned by the refs in the last few games, but obviously “excuses are for losers”. And you’re right, the Texans lost the last two games and I’ll be damned if they weren’t “supposed” to lose the Shittsburgh game that they stole out of the hands of the refs. So, suck my balls Cowboy fan. :D

by Peckerwood on Oct 20, 2011 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hit @ Run

Some of us actually work peckerhead Oh, I mean peckerwood, so those of us that work for a living can not Blog all day. I just post the truth about the Texans when I have time, so their fan base can keep from being delusional. Like I have posted before the Texans fan base should all have a midget following them around town… because they live on FANTASY ISLAND!

by cowboybamafan on Oct 21, 2011 7:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

He said they didn't get the replay until after the next play had already been ran, so it was already too late to challenge it

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 19, 2011 12:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

Kareem Jackson for Team Captain

KJ should be Texans team captain, after-all he is the opposing teams best friend.

by cowboybamafan on Oct 19, 2011 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

that was a long toss...

The Ravens didn’t rush to the new line of scrimmage in a particular hurry…could that have been a temporary “video malfunction” by someone that might have not wanted the red flag thrown?

by Peckerwood on Oct 20, 2011 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

random

but Samuels is on the trading block. Apparently, the Eagles want a proven veteran linebacker. On SportsRadio 610, they were discussing the possibility of including Ryans or Cushing in a trade to get us Samuels. I wouldn’t do it for Cushing, but for Demeco…….sssssssssssssssssss, maaaaaaaan, I’d have to really stop and think about it.

While I love Demeco to death, I think having Dobbins, Cushing, and Sharpton manning the middle might be enough. With Demeco’s extension, I think we can find a way for the salaries to match, and Samuels in our scheme might be a very nice fit. From the sounds of it, Kubiak really likes Kareem’s improvement and doesn’t want to look for a change/upgrade at the position.

I also understand Demeco is the leader of this defense, he is a hard worker, and trading him might do more damage than good. But, if Demeco is what it would take to get Asante, I would have to really take the deal into consideration.

by wiseonekms on Oct 18, 2011 2:53 PM CDT reply actions  

I tell you what.

Trade Meco for Asante and then turn around and sign Lofa Tutapu. Thats it.

by southpaw70 on Oct 18, 2011 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

well

looks like this was all for moot. Samuels sticks with the Eagles. That’s fine. I wasn’t very sure about the trade to begin with :/

by wiseonekms on Oct 18, 2011 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

If this were last year's defense, maybe.

To start, I think we do need a much better #2 CB than Allen or Kareem. But definitely not at the expense of DeMeco or Cush. We’re ranked #12 in passing defense right now (that’s up 20 spots compared to last year). Add to that we don’t face Peyton Manning this year and we’re about to play nearly every shitty QB in the NFL sans Schaub over the next 10 games. I think we can get by without having to give up either of our best LBs.

by WhiskeyR on Oct 18, 2011 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Too bad we don't play that Schaub guy

He is terrible

"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce

by Mumford on Oct 18, 2011 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

#13 in passing, my bad.

But its not like we’re sitting at 32 again. Plus for a minute there, our inside run D looked like it was going to be a big problem, no need to make it one for real.

by WhiskeyR on Oct 18, 2011 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Another quality CB would be nice

but two quality ILBs is better

Season Prediction v2.5.1 beta lite: Our Houston Wrexans will finish 11-5 and go UNDEFEATED within the AFC South!

by theSpaceCityKid on Oct 18, 2011 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

QB

Matt Hasslebeck is having a good year and Josh Freeman is a top 10 qb. You should analyze the Texans schedule more closely before making a statement about the opposing teams QB. I guess it’s too bad the Texans can not play against Matt Schaub every week, maybe the Texans would actually make the playoffs.

by cowboybamafan on Oct 18, 2011 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Too bad we can't play against Romo every week either

We’d probably lead the league in INTs right now

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 19, 2011 12:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ahhhhhhh

Cowboy trolls bashing the Texans even though their team has a worse record…Very Comicle-ish.

"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce

by Mumford on Oct 19, 2011 7:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

Record

Dallas will be .500 after this week, but Texans will be 3-4 looking up at Bud Adams.

by cowboybamafan on Oct 19, 2011 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Never happen

The coaches love Cap and are loyal to a fault. He’s obviously not the player he was and probably never will be. Achilles injuries are damn near impossible to recover from 100%.

And Cushing is our best LB by far and really the captain of the defense.

Neither goes anywhere and we don’t have any dispensable talent to trade, just draft picks.

It's Our Time.... or something...

by bennprince on Oct 18, 2011 5:36 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Too bad we couldn't talk up Sharpton enough for them to bite on trading him

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 19, 2011 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

DUDE!

Stop replying to trolls!

Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.

-Catch 22-

by Jordann on Oct 19, 2011 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

During the pre-season...

I made a comment about how we’re one AJ or Foster injury away from being totally farked. A couple people responded and gave me some legitimate reasons not to fear a long term injurty to either of our erstwhile stars. This post isn’t about “I told you so”, rather, it’s that I can’t seem to find the post I referring to so as to assuage my fears. Is there a way to see your entire comment history? If not, do any of you remember answering my comment at that time, and if so, can you please re-post your reply? I think I need a cuddle :(

"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb

by Hugh Jarce on Oct 18, 2011 3:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Click on your name on the top left corner

Then you can search your history.

Matt Schwab, Merio Williams, Adrian Foster, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Oct 18, 2011 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Keep in mind that negative comments about the Texans in this blog are heavily discouraged.

It's Our Time.... or something...

by bennprince on Oct 18, 2011 5:39 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Discouraged

Glad to know that negative comments are heavily discouraged. Maybe, if the Texans would win games they should win and actually make the playoffs… fans would not be negative. The truth is the Texans are a bunch of overpaid underachievers.

by cowboybamafan on Oct 18, 2011 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yet your team has a losing record

Maybe you should stop talking until your team is at least at .500 or above

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 19, 2011 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

Texans Under 500

Texans will be under 500 after this week while Dallas will go 3-3.

by cowboybamafan on Oct 19, 2011 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Better Record Does Not Mean You're Team is Better!

HOUSTON — After defeating Indianapolis and Washington, the Texans are one of the NFL’s most intriguing early-season success stories.
Now they host the winless Dallas Cowboys, who rank as one of the league’s biggest disappointments. Does that sound familiar Night Owl? What happened in that game? I believe that’s the game where Dallas spanked the Texans A**, but Dallas had a worse record. Undeniable! Undeniable!

by cowboybamafan on Oct 19, 2011 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

and

we ended up with the same record when it was all said and done. :( , sigh I hate the Cowboys, but I just don’t understand Texans fans who trash talk the Cowboys as if we have something to show for it. That’s why I always just keep my mouth shut, b/c both our franchises are basically in the same place right now.

Although, it’s pretty obvious Dallas has better “overall talent.”

by wiseonekms on Oct 19, 2011 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

So Dre still aint coming back huh, yea were fucked smh. This season is increasingly doing down the dumps

by Crucial55 on Oct 18, 2011 4:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Texans

The Texans regular season play is always in the dumps!

by cowboybamafan on Oct 18, 2011 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

umm rotoworld is saying

tthey said the max recovery time was 6 weeks I cant imagine him being ready this week perhaps vs the jags hell show progress.

Maybe we should get Mr Miyagi as our trainer to do the handclap thing on Andres leg.

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

by Ryan Perrio on Oct 18, 2011 5:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Andre Johnson

AJ should demand a trade to team that has a chance to win a Super Bowl, since obviously the Texans will never even make the playoffs.

by cowboybamafan on Oct 18, 2011 9:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Maybe Dez Bryant should ask for one as well

Seeing as he won’t win one in Dallas

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 19, 2011 12:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Oct 19, 2011 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

Night Owl 5 Super Bowls 8 NFC Championships

Houston 0 playoffs 1 winning season Your team is a bunch of overpaid losers! At least Romo has won a division title and won a playoff game. What has Matt Slob done NOTHING!

by cowboybamafan on Oct 19, 2011 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ooooh...

I like that…Matt Slob totally Trumps Tony Homo…naaa, not really, but nice try.

by Peckerwood on Oct 20, 2011 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Night Owl

After this week the Texans will be 3-4 while Dallas record will go to 3-3. LOL!

by cowboybamafan on Oct 19, 2011 6:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Nope...

He has completely taken over this article with his constant crap. BAN HIM TIM.

by Peckerwood on Oct 20, 2011 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

At least Bo$$man conversed with other Texans fans while he trolled other sites

This idiot doesn’t even post on the Cowboys blog

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Oct 20, 2011 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

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