Steelers @ Barwin: Second-Quarter Open Thread
by MDC on Oct 2, 2011 12:40 PM CDT
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PrintThis is the second-quarter thread:
The BRB second-quarter thread.
This is thread on which you post when you want to comment.
We're almost to the part where I start to whistle.
This is the BRB second-quarter thread.
/whistles outro
This is the reference. I feel like I have to include that for Jon Banks and the other 12-year-olds in the crowd.
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Foster is the man
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
bet ya to it
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Yepper!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
First?
I mean Go Texans
Hey, it could be worse than being a Texans fan.... You could be a Mets AND Texans fan, like me
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Oct 2, 2011 12:42 PM CDT reply actions
This is the reference. I feel like I have to include that for Jon Banks and the other 12-year-olds in the crowd.
Laugh all you want, I control your social security. BWHAHAHAHAHA
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Tate hurt?
damn
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Troy takes his helmet off but no penalty?
Whatever. Andre Johnson just got that 1st down. Fuck you Ike Taylor.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Waves hand
“you didn’t see that”
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 2, 2011 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Shakin' the rust off...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
zomg my cable just went out due to "magnetic storms from the sun."
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Oct 2, 2011 12:43 PM CDT reply actions
Hahaha
God is smiting you for your Brady love.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
FU Earl
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Oct 2, 2011 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
/hugs
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
I lol'd
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
It's been happening for the past two weeks.
/works in a field that monitors and is affected by that stuff.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
How did it come off without a facemask?
It didn’t.
Oh well. We’ve only surpassed the penalty total for a whole game in one quarter.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
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The Dreamshake
Off to work for me.
See you guys in about 5 hours. Go the TEXANS!!
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by distant_texans_fan on Oct 2, 2011 12:44 PM CDT reply actions
"GTFO me Troy" -
Andre Johnson
Hey, it could be worse than being a Texans fan.... You could be a Mets AND Texans fan, like me
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Oct 2, 2011 12:44 PM CDT reply actions
Are you employed by the Steelers?
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90 rushing yards in the second quarter
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
foster has 13 carries/
ugh thats not good, don’t want him carrieng 30 times today :-/
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
great punt
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Oct 2, 2011 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions
MOAR TE Screens!
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 2, 2011 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions
cosigned
People who know football
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Watch Chris OG gash the steelers
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
by Keithooligan on Oct 2, 2011 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Cannon Leg!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
sportspickle
Ben Tate is hurt. He’s taking this Arian Foster understudy thing a bit too far.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
by shake n bake on Oct 2, 2011 12:46 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
HA!
OFFICIAL MARIO WILLIAMS 2011 SACK COUNT; (2)
by Carter Liles on Oct 2, 2011 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions
he didn't look like he was hurt too bad
Just a guess but I’m thinking he’s back next week,
OFFICIAL MARIO WILLIAMS 2011 SACK COUNT; (2)
by Carter Liles on Oct 2, 2011 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Time for a saftey D
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Of fumble for six
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 2, 2011 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions
This is what I want.
OR a Mario pick 6.
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yep that would be nice also
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Bring the HEAT!!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Sheesh you guys
Way faster than NFL.com my only way to keep up here apprently I don’t get the channel the game is on here. :( Anyone got a live link?
penetration
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Oct 2, 2011 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Stunned.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
BUT HE GOT THERE
HES BATTLIN
OFFICIAL MARIO WILLIAMS 2011 SACK COUNT; (2)
by Carter Liles on Oct 2, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions
wow they didnt throw a flag for late hit
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
this^
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Oct 2, 2011 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions
no first down
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
J-Jo
disagrees with your playcall, Bruce Arians.
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punt bitches
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Has Lynxy left yet?
that reminded me of the Colts-Pats 4th and 2 play.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
another flag
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
texans fuck up in a lot of ways
penalties usually isn’t one of them
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
TWSS
OFFICIAL MARIO WILLIAMS 2011 SACK COUNT; (2)
by Carter Liles on Oct 2, 2011 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
There is no way these penalties are all legit
Hey, it could be worse than being a Texans fan.... You could be a Mets AND Texans fan, like me
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Oct 2, 2011 12:50 PM CDT reply actions
OMG JUST ANOTHER SIGN THAT THIS TEAM HAS QUIT ON QUEBIAK
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by riversmccown on Oct 2, 2011 12:50 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
IMPEACH HIM AND SINE JIM MORA HE WILL SAY PLAYOFFS A LOT
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by riversmccown on Oct 2, 2011 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOLOLOL
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
I need a coach
that will tell us why we play. Is it to win the game?
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by MDC on Oct 2, 2011 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
NO IT IS BECAUSE A SEALHEREANDASEALTHERE
DIG UP LOMBARDI
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by riversmccown on Oct 2, 2011 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Oct 2, 2011 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Ive seen 4 facemasks by them uncalled so far.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
I'm playing a game where I top off my beer every time we get a flag
I should have eaten something more significant
Dear Officials,
Just because you are wearing pink whistles and wristbands does NOT mean that you are calling a powder-puff football game. Let them play, you fucks.
Sincerely,
MDC
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by MDC on Oct 2, 2011 12:51 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
This!
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Oct 2, 2011 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions
So I assume it's held by the Raiders, but what is the record for penalties in a game?
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
Thats OK we get a TD on this drive
Karma
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
How much do the Stealers pay?
Uncle Bob will double it!
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Houston 7 Steelers 1 on penalties that is
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
They can't
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 2, 2011 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions
They can't because they don;t exist
better to leave us guessing then prove us right
Dear Seattle,
I believe you now.
Love
Xiane
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The Dreamshake
by Xiane on Oct 2, 2011 12:53 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Bout time for a PA pass for TD
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
AJ
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Everytime the officials call a penalty against the Texans, they call one against the Saints too.
I refuse to believe it’s a coincidence.
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
no
Hey, it could be worse than being a Texans fan.... You could be a Mets AND Texans fan, like me
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Oct 2, 2011 12:55 PM CDT reply actions
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
OMG
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
NOOOOO
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Im gonna cry
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
That didn't look good...dammit!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.
why???
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Oct 2, 2011 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions
FUCIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
why oho why
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Cramp??
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
I don't want to live anymore
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Dear Lord.....hear our collective cry....
Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.
It's official... God hates the Texans
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
Looks like a cramp...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Please let it be.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
by Xiane on Oct 2, 2011 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
You'd see a lot more two tight end sets
Probably a shift to a NE-style offense
"Lord, beer me strength."
time for the first cigarette of the game.
i had been doing so well too.
this^^^^^^^^
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Oct 2, 2011 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Looking at the crowd and player's faces
you would think that he got shot
What's your spaghetti policy?
he certainly dropped like it
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
by shake n bake on Oct 2, 2011 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Kinda feel like I was....
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
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by MDC on Oct 2, 2011 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
just a cramp
I don't care if the Texans make the playoffs this year, I mean it's not like I wanna live forever or something.
I didn't see anything look like it moved the wrong way
Maybe nothing bad…. one can hope
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 2, 2011 12:57 PM CDT reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
AJ went down with what looks like something really bad.
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
yuck, never want to see that happen to any player, especially a great one like Johnson
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
Eagles fan chiming in. Hope that AJ is okay. Best WR in the game, and the steelers suck.
"If I can get you to think twice, I'm in your head."
-Brian Dawkins
"They just tried to do a criss-cross route or something. I just hid a little bit, saw the ball in the air and I do what I do - go get the ball."
-The President CB
Nnamdi, Asante, DRC; The Three Graces...charm, beauty, and creativity.
The other thing is, there's a penalty on Johnson on that play.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
Game, Set...
Season.
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Oct 2, 2011 12:58 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
fingers crossed guys, we know the feeling and it ain’t good. hope he pulls through.
Contribootin': Music City Miracles.
Except with these refs
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 2, 2011 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Um, yeah, that's what the rules say.
Have you watched this game?
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
Plus
Casey’s a fucking man, and he got that goddamned ball back just in case.
/mancrush
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by MDC on Oct 2, 2011 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions
^^Correct
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
ill-advised
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
hes walking
relief
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdgCajndgNw
Hey, it could be worse than being a Texans fan.... You could be a Mets AND Texans fan, like me
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Oct 2, 2011 12:58 PM CDT reply actions
Ha
Almost Casey-coptered
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
Wow not what I wanted my comment today to be about
Hope Dre is ok
Follow me on twitter: @Super_Stud2100
who gives a fuck
Andre is hurt
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
I've seen that helicopter spin somewhere...If only I could remember
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
Source?
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by MDC on Oct 2, 2011 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Huge if but praying...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Did he just fucking Rosencopter?!?!
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
faking
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
enough
someone has to tell Casey to quit jumping in the air
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Oct 2, 2011 1:00 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
this^^^
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
yes we know god is andre
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 2, 2011 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I have had that knee thing where it just buckled before
But I am an old f*cker
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 2, 2011 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions
he still could be
sadly.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
Wow it's really a shame Harrison got the shit smacked out of him.
Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
Foster is still a Bad Mother Fucker
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
stiff arm
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Honestly I think this is why we left Foster out last week.
Give him enough time to fully heal and not worry about it.
Did we bring in Sumlin to run the offense?
Looking like UH yardage coming.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 2, 2011 1:03 PM CDT reply actions
If we had UH's defense
This wouldn’t be a game.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 2, 2011 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Perfect place for 1st down
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
Cunt Doctor!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
this^^^^^
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 2, 2011 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Andre being out hurts as much much if not more than Foster being gone in teh redzone....
by Kiratomi on Oct 2, 2011 1:05 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
not really
Andre averages 10 TDs a year
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
More around 6-7 TDs per season
Never had more than 9 in a year.
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Oct 2, 2011 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
where did i get 10?
what did i drink last night?
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
damn it K dub
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
convertconvertconvert
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
Andre catches it
Hey, it could be worse than being a Texans fan.... You could be a Mets AND Texans fan, like me
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Oct 2, 2011 1:05 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Just a little too high
He isn’t AJ!
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
Damn
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^This
The team could’ve screamed “OH NO, WE SUCK AGAIN!” and shit the bed on that drive. They didn’t. That’s a nice thing.
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by MDC on Oct 2, 2011 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions
It really was.
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by MDC on Oct 2, 2011 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn
fucking FG
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
And?
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
damn
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Andre would've caught it.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
Schaub didn't find him in time
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
Nope, it's Schaubs fault someone waltzed through basically untouched.
What a pussy.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
lulz
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^this
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 2, 2011 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Another fucking field goal…
The bird is struggling out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born, must first destroy a world.
by Stupendous Man on Oct 2, 2011 1:06 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
less schaub
Schaub just cannot make a clutch throw. Dude is regressing every game.
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Oct 2, 2011 1:07 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
So everyone is open to criticism on the team besides schaub? gtfo here with that
Houston errthang.. Rockets-Texans-Dynamo & Longhorn fan.. an Astros fan these days is an oxymoron
by HB23 on Oct 2, 2011 1:19 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Fuck off with that shit.
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Tough,tough throw after having to evade the rush. No pick...good thing, and retained possession for the FG. No a bad thing.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Still scored on both drives
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Yes,
scoring 3 points instead of none is a bitch
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Damn It's almost Half Time
this game is flying bye
would fell a lot better if AJ didnt go down though
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Word.
The bird is struggling out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born, must first destroy a world.
by Stupendous Man on Oct 2, 2011 1:08 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
sumthins better than nuthin
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Oct 2, 2011 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions
redzone fieldgoaling is winning
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
For this game....yes.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
when its to make a one possession game a 2 oissesion game
Im fine with it.
OFFICIAL MARIO WILLIAMS 2011 SACK COUNT; (2)
Kick coverage looked decent
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C'mon D lets get some points for AJ
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
I can't blame Brice for that one
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
i thought he caught it
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
On the replay
I think Miller gets it before Brice gets there.
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by MDC on Oct 2, 2011 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Are you fucking kididng?
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
lucky...
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Man. Fucking LUCKY.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
I guess we owed karma one after last week
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Let's hope that was their "lucky play" for the day
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 2, 2011 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions
kinda like walter reception las week
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Oct 2, 2011 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions
A week after being the benefactors, it fucks them in the ass.
Why is Houston so hated by the football gods?
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Can we really bitch about lucky catches after the stupid one from last week?
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
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Touche, dammit
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Have we met?
I can bitch about anything. :)
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by MDC on Oct 2, 2011 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Actually, no we haven't.
I don’t hang out with people in Arkansas.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
God.
Damn.
It.
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by MDC on Oct 2, 2011 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Nothing personal.
Wait, yes. Completely personal.
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"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
I mean ... really?
Cushing inadvertently helps complete a pass to a TE on the ground?
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he sucks, cut him
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
In the face!
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by MDC on Oct 2, 2011 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I was told by someone on this very forum we'd be fine if AJ missed a while
man I hope he’s right :(
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
Battle Red Carpet Zone
10 point lead with less than 2 minutes. Konserviak calls for the concession defense now let’s enjoy Pittsburg’s march downfield.
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Oct 2, 2011 1:12 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
strip sack for a TD would be nice
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
For MDC, cause I know he'll love this
wingoz trey wingo
Ruh Roh, Toddy Haley and Matt Cassel going at it on Chiefs sidelines.
"Lord, beer me strength."
LULZ
I love KC dysfunction.
Also, I picture a slap fight.
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by MDC on Oct 2, 2011 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions
really didn't see the blitz
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Hey, I missed the entire 1st half.
Can someone tell me how we’ve held the Steelers to under 50 yards of offense?
...he said as the Texans give up the longest play of the game
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
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Where's my pick six???
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Why didn't you go near him Manning?
I watched you wait for the catch!
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
How did he have all day to throw?
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
Mario was in coverage.
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
seems like a good call
give Wade a raise
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
Cause we rushed four?
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
Wallace is fast
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
Water is wet.
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by MDC on Oct 2, 2011 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Walter is white
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
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by Autra on Oct 2, 2011 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
*Walters
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by riversmccown on Oct 2, 2011 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I almost did it
Actually deleted teh ‘s’
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
Also
if that ball is thrown out in front of Wallace, he scores. So … we lucked out?
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by MDC on Oct 2, 2011 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Momentum
If the other team can’t get momentum on their own Coach Konserviak and his staff will coach it over to them.
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Oct 2, 2011 1:16 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
What if they get pink unicorns on their side?
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by MDC on Oct 2, 2011 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Then everyone is fucked.
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"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
QUEBIAK SUCKS
I CALL HIM QUE BECAUSE ITS SPANISH FOR “WHAT?” AND BECAUSE I’VE BEEN IN LINE TO SEE HIM FIRED FOR YEARS
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Oct 2, 2011 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
WHOA MY MIND IS FUCKING BVLOWN
YOU’RE BETTER AT THIS THAN IA M
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
Holy shit.
That’s awesome.
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by MDC on Oct 2, 2011 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions
sportspickle
I hope Andy Rooney’s farewell on “60 Minutes” is just him bitching about the show starting late due to football.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
whats the flag on
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
really? i thought the refs have been throwing terrible towels all game
What's your spaghetti policy?
lulz
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 2, 2011 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions
well no shit...ref's see something...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
What, on them?
Are they sure?
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The Dreamshake
Yay Pressure!
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
time for a sack
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Picking on Nolan
I am shocked
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
Take away or sack!!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
STOPPED!
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
lolz
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Kubiak, you just wasted your three timeouts.
But it’s a minor complaint.
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
tryed to pull a TB on us
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Block this shit
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Nice call!!!!!
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
TD
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
of course there's a flag
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
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FUCK YOU REFS
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Are you kidding me?!?!?!?!?
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
might have gotten the kicker in the back
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
I HOPE YOUR MOTHERS DIE OF AIDS
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
FUCKKKKKKKKK
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
ref 1 "was that a penalty?"
ref 2 "well it HAD to be. the texans score. "
OFFICIAL MARIO WILLIAMS 2011 SACK COUNT; (2)
bullshit
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Set accidentally, by someone who loves them.
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by MDC on Oct 2, 2011 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Cheating fucking bastards!
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
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The Dreamshake
you guys are being actively butt fucked by the refs
it’s ridiculous
Whenever you get stressed, always remember: RDWHAHB
nevermind
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Manning's an idiot
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
LETS TALK ABOUT HOW THE TEXANS ARE CHOKING AND THINGS LIKE THAT
ITS NOT AS IF THEY’VE LOST THE BEST WIDE RECEIVER IN THE NFL OR ANYTHING
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
If you keep yelling at me
I’M GONNA PUNCH YE FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I Want to Believe
WOW
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Wow.
I’ve never felt this bad about a first half shut out
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
Actually, not bad
Just fucking irritated.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
Still illegal
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
So they call every single infraction on every single play?
Don’t tell me you believe that.
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The Dreamshake
They don't
But it still happened and he got caught.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 2, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions
It giveth and it taketh away...
After all JoJo was the one who returned for the not-a-TD.
http://www.crawfishboxes.com
why sarcasm?
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Wow - so why call something that has absolutely no effect on the play?
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The Dreamshake
Funny thing is
Last year we are down 24-7 by now. As bad as the Texans have been they are still up 10 points.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Who has the better defense this game?
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
manning was down the field.
i didn’t see who did it but manning was next to joseph.
OFFICIAL MARIO WILLIAMS 2011 SACK COUNT; (2)
no it was him
he pushed the kicker and the kicker flopped but it was definitely him who they called it on
He blocked him in the back, like I had anything to do with that play because I wanted it to happen
He pushed him and the guy flopped
MOTHERFUCKING REFS!!
I hope they set the lot of you on fire!
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Thats bull man
Gold and Black wouldn’t have been called for that
Follow me on twitter: @Super_Stud2100
also Manning
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
Congratulations, Steelers.
For being the recipients of the most one-sided officiating I’ve ever witnessed.
Aye.
And I’m glad they actually showed it on replay. Y’know, unlike the six previous holds…
Even so.
The overwelming majority of the flags were absolute horseshit.
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by MDC on Oct 2, 2011 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions
But it's also a call you let go, because it's 20 yards behind a great play.
Listen, if they’d called the three facemasks I’ve seen from Pitt, well fine, then let’s call it all. But if they haven’t?
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The Dreamshake
^This
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by MDC on Oct 2, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions
What about the four calls where they can't or won't name a player responsible?
Do we get those back?
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The Dreamshake
That is standard for them.
Kinda makes you wonder.
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The Dreamshake
Past, Super Bowl XL...just sayin'.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
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by UprootedTexan on Oct 2, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I've sent a formal apology to Seattle.
I’m sorry I ever doubted.
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The Dreamshake
So are the refs on the phone to Vegas at the half?
I’m guessing yes.
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I thought it was the refs
But we just have poorly coached, dumb players. Daniel Manning is a bona-fide idiot.
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Oct 2, 2011 1:27 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Are you watching the same game.
Wait, you never are.
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Sometimes it's right there.
This game has been incredibly poorly officiated. Yes, there’s a foul there.. THERES A PENALTY ON EVERY SINGLE FOOTBALL PLAY SOMEWHERE.
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True, but...
Not everyone does it right behind the play in full view of the refs and the cameras. Knew it as soon as I saw it ON THE BROADCAST. Dumb move. Can’t blame the refs for that.
Ok, these have been fantastic refs, who have let the players decide them game.
You happy?
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When all but two penalties have been against one team,
And a lot of those penalties have been poorly defined or attributed, it makes it kinda easynto turn on the refs.
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by UprootedTexan on Oct 2, 2011 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions
yep
Manning hit the kicker in the back for no reason. Incredibly stupid decision.
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Oct 2, 2011 1:30 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
espn_afcsouth Paul Kuharsky
Second big penalty of the day vs. #Texans where officials unable or unwilling to name offender. Huge #fail for ref Clete Blakeman and crew.
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we’re all fucked.
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by MDC on Oct 2, 2011 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions
JaysonBraddock Jayson Braddock
Dont know his name but official #53 in #Texans / #Steelers has thrown most of flags on Houston & has been in heated debate w other officials
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Manning.
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who's on first?
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
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I don't know
3rd base
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 2, 2011 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Care less about the penalties - what about AJ?
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God Damn It Cleveland
you are suppose to win that game fuckers
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
We're killing these guys
And yet I am still consumed with anger and hatred for Gary Kubiak.
Is this irrational?
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Discpline is the enemy of penalties
And discipline comes from coaches.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 2, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Sorry but this team is one of the least penalized in the league.
For the two or three I’ve actually gotten to see they were legit.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
I'll grant that I may be a bit irrational
But how many times have we been here before, snatching soul-destroying defeat from the jaws of victory?
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 2, 2011 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions
I think the refs are just being too sensitive.
On both sides.
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Maybe they need a hug
or some affirmation
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 2, 2011 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE
We’ve given up 0 points so far. Offense needs to step up without AJ in there.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
You guys are dominating us right now....
But I would find it hard to blame anything on the refs at this point. The Texans are just committing a ton of stupid penalties. That Manning penalty was legit, and a dumb one to take. Not liking our chances against you in the second half.
lol I'm not a homer
You guys are dominating us. I don’t think just ‘homers’ recognized the stupidity of Manning’s penalty
Looked like a penalty to me.
Which makes me want to hang myself.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 2, 2011 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Andre is not dead!!!
John McClain
@McClain_on_NFL John McClain
Looks like Andre Johnson has a strained hamstring and not a knee injury. Hamstrings have hamstrung Texans since start of preseason.
Of course
Like her brain
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 2, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions
This has to be the "no off season" thing
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 2, 2011 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions
SO - why so many this year?
I really don’t know
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 2, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions
that is...thank you Jebus!
I don't care if the Texans make the playoffs this year, I mean it's not like I wanna live forever or something.
You have us right where you want us.
Trust me, we’ve been here before.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 2, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions
It's a relief that
It means he’ll probably be back in a month or two… still, a month or two without Andre SUCKS
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This is what had me scared as hell
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
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I didn't see how he could have TORN something given what we saw happen
I was expecting a sprain of some kind… glad that’s the case
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I remember that injury
I mean yeah it happened without getting hit for him but I remember his leg bending funny on the turf.
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I actually thought it looked like a hamstring.
Didn’t want to be internet doctor, but that “Knocked down by a line on the field.” injury seems to be that much of the time, or cramps.
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this is why I want the D out to start the game
Because our Offence starts the third quarter and could give us a huge lead.
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
me to thats were I got the idea from
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
it shift's the momentum totally in your favor
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Right after pancakes' tweet
“NickScurfield Nick Scurfield
Still no update on Andre Johnson, who went down w/o being hit, grabbed his rt knee & walked off to the locker room for evaluation”
Pancakes may have more access, eh?
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Please let Jabba McClain be right for ONCE!
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About time for Jacoby to step up and earn his fat paycheck
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
Is there a flag that can put points on the board for the Steelers?
Because I think that is coming
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lulz
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 2, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions
rec'd
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Oct 2, 2011 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Exactly.
This movie is getting old. Watch the steelers come storming back and our defence not blitzing on a single more play… Also watch Kubiak with conservative play calling meaning we do jack shit the rest of the game…
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by Fredrik Nyman on Oct 2, 2011 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Seriously, how the hell was that block in the back?
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by RocketsAstros on Oct 2, 2011 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions
I think most want to use something bigger
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
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new thread
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Oct 2, 2011 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions
OK coaching staff expect adjustments to be made.
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
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