Steelers @ Texans: Third-Quarter Open Thread
by MDC on Oct 2, 2011 1:38 PM CDT
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Of course there is a penalty
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
Im hearing Dre has a hamstring issue
by UTBawse23 on Oct 2, 2011 1:40 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
wtf is happening
i want my 130 yards back #fu$#youpenalties
All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.
it would be funny if Kubes punches the ref
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Time for a turnover
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
without a flag
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 2, 2011 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions
He is limping bad
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 2, 2011 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions
On cue
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
Good try guys, but he's still a bust
Hasn’t scored 17 points on his own yet today.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
Mario
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
almost a dumb play by Mendenhall catching it.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
MARIO
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
atleast ther getting pressure still
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Mario, Destroyer of Worlds...
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
2010 Texans 3rd down defense.
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
we need 2 tthread of the 3rd quarter jeez
All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.
God Damn
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Cody?
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Cody Sighting!!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
i swear houston texans make me have more emotional up and downs than my sisters or gf during the time of the month
All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.
by Mellowcheese on Oct 2, 2011 1:43 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
false start
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
REALLY REFS ARE YOU SURE IT'S NOT ON THE TEXANS
YOU MIGHT WANT TO DOUBLE CHECK
http://www.crawfishboxes.com
Whoa.
Cody giveth and Cody taketh away. He also sucketh, but hey…
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by MDC on Oct 2, 2011 1:44 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Rhyming rec.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
You can see that it killed that ref to throw a flag on the Steelers
Follow me on twitter: @Super_Stud2100
They called a penalty...against Pittsburgh?
Now I’m confused.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
better than ACL
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
3rd down
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
sack that fucker
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
3rd down...rush Mario???
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Wow, a false start on the Steelers RT
he did that for an entire half against Indy without being called.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
i'm glad someone else noticed that too
that was bullshit and they didn’t call it once last week
Whenever you get stressed, always remember: RDWHAHB
Spaz ranted for about 10 minutes on the podcast over it.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
Challenge spot!!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
I think its a minor one but he'll be back for division games easily
All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.
GOD DAMNIT!
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL… we are blowing this… this is gonna piss me off more than last week… the Steelers are legit a shit team…
Can't cover too much better than that.
Just a good catch.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
They figured out Jason Allen's the weak point...
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
that time out helps us
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Oct 2, 2011 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm surprised they haven't tried throwing it Kareem's way, even if he is on the bench.
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Allen was decent on that play
Gotta give a little credit to the Steelers offense on that one, much as it pains me…
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I want to see Brandon no fly zone Harris
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
me to but how about against someone else than the steelers..
All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.
oh shit
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Oct 2, 2011 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Jacque Reeves sighting!
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
OK pull that fucker out
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
not out of bounds?
Challenge!
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
Bad coverage Allen, keep your eyes on the receiver.
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
WTF???
See the ball defend the reciever…
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Good, bad and ugly
the good… it’s only a hammy for Dre.
the bad… another collapse is inevitable.
the ugly… we’re now second in the NFL’s weakest division behind Tennessee.
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Oct 2, 2011 1:49 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Flagged as Troll.
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by riversmccown on Oct 2, 2011 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
QUEBIAK FORFEITED ALREADY!?!?!?
THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!!
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Oct 2, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
cush playin well
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Oct 2, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions
So far
They cannot run up the middle on us
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
...another return for a touchdown?....called back?
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Watt has been quit so far time for him to step up
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Last thread someone asked if the Texans could "commit" a foul to give points to the Steelers
Yes, palpably unfair act.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 2, 2011 1:50 PM CDT reply actions
damn
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Dammit...Had his ass.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Watt fail
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
We needed that tackle.
I don't care if the Texans make the playoffs this year, I mean it's not like I wanna live forever or something.
dan dierdorf is an ass hat
if I have to hear him say how much awareness Ben has i’m gonna puke
Whenever you get stressed, always remember: RDWHAHB
by danorocks17 on Oct 2, 2011 1:51 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
que jaws theme music
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Oct 2, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Watt C'mon man
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Wheeeee
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
Literally the worst 3rd down defense like ever
how? how are we so bad on 3rd down after being solid on 1st and 2nd downs? it doesn’t make fucking sense
...
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
Exactly.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
Fuck it. I'm ready for a heavy dose of Foster.
I don't care if the Texans make the playoffs this year, I mean it's not like I wanna live forever or something.
With a pinch of Casey.
I don't care if the Texans make the playoffs this year, I mean it's not like I wanna live forever or something.
Is that game or we gonna take the momentum back?
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
C'mon Foster punish these fuckers
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Mendenhall
The worst RB in the league just walked into the end zone. Looks like they’ve already conceded this one.
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Oct 2, 2011 1:52 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
worst??ur funny
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Oct 2, 2011 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Stop it right now.
I’m in no mood.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Oct 2, 2011 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Correct. Now pick another team that is winning and go to their blog
"Kareem — verb: to be so horrible in coverage that the camera man is forced to zoom out in order to find the defender responsible for whoever just waltzed into the end zone." -Nashmeister
by RocketsAstros on Oct 2, 2011 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions
please
shut up. Don’t watch the game if you don’t want to see this.
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Guys, we weren't going to hold the Steelers to 0 points.
C’mon now. We’ve had 3 drives, one of them ended with the Steelers getting pinned at their own five, the other two resulted in points.
Can we stop pretending this is a bad performance?
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
Thankfully
Momentum is a bullshit concept like “clutch.”
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by MDC on Oct 2, 2011 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
this^^^
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Thank you.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
YOUR LOGIC AND REASON
IS STUPID BULLSHIT. CRAM IT UP YOUR ASS!
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by MDC on Oct 2, 2011 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
rec'd
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
BUT WE SUCK!!!!!!
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
There are a lot of bandwagoners in the world.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
and rape enthusiasts
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
Well the refs were really happy...oh, you mean in the stands?
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Oct 2, 2011 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Let's go Texans - offense get us TDs.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
come on jj
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Oct 2, 2011 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions
hopefully we'll run it down their throat and eat up 9 min in the process
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Oct 2, 2011 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Whut? no penalties on the touchback?
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
no, they want to call a holding and fuck us over.
they wont show it, and the wont call the number or player out. we just have to believe it was actually there.
I think I have seen this movie before....
It sucks to feel like you know how this is going to play out…
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
by TexansForever on Oct 2, 2011 1:56 PM CDT via iPhone app reply actions
with a win
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 2, 2011 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions
"Imported from Detroit"
Marketing slogan or subtle commentary on how decades of de-industrialization and white flight have reduced Detroit to a third world hellscape? YOU DECIDE
QUEBIAK RUNS DETROIT TOO PROBABLY
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
THERE GOES KONSERVIAK AGAIN
BULLSHIT RUNNING ON FIRST DOWN WITH RUSHING CHAMP
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
yeah he got rocked by Brown
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
I'm questioning the decision to transplant Johnson's hamstring into Foster
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
take mario's.
he’s uselezz
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 2, 2011 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I puked.
I switched from another screen to NFL.com and seeing Touchdown Pitt I threwup in my mouth ugh… Why God or Durga Why???
3 and out
Konserviak time
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Oct 2, 2011 1:58 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I'm going to start flagging your comments as troll
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Foster has to catch those
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
Fuck everything.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
u pretty much said it
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Oct 2, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
The Texans don't even look like they are trying...
I cant watch the Steelers just walk us over… I hate them almost as much as the BE-SFs.
really?
they are already back in the redzone… They are dominating us right now. (they score here we are losing, and my feeling of doom is only getting worse.
ok, rant over. I am over it, if we lose then we still have 12 games to go.
Andre will be back, Tate… well, hopefully back soon. I just have this dark gut feeling that we blow this shit just like last week. I would love to know what happens in the locker room at half during Texans games… i wanna know why they always seem so flat out the gate (they have been great about picking up the pace in the 4th, but still, soooo flat right now)
we got lucky there
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Silly OremLK, the Stealers can't commit penalties.
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
But but but it was there! It should be called! As all penalties should be!
Wait, only on us? Ok. I understand.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
can he do the mr miagi thang to dres hammy please
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Oct 2, 2011 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Throw the fucking ball downfield
"There's two kinds of coaches, them that's fired and them that's gonna be fired." ~ Bum Phillips
Please.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
You mean
Child please
"Kareem — verb: to be so horrible in coverage that the camera man is forced to zoom out in order to find the defender responsible for whoever just waltzed into the end zone." -Nashmeister
by RocketsAstros on Oct 2, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Schaub has had two drops with the ball hitting the receiver in both hands
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
wow, no AJ really does change things drastically
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
He makes other people not catch it?
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 2, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
No, his absence allows the other team to sell out on the run
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
Wow. 3 and out? I'm not liking this sinking feeling I have....
Shit. Cmon D. Snatch some fuckin momentum back.
Stand up. Walk around. Smoke a cig. Sit. Repeat.
I don't care if the Texans make the playoffs this year, I mean it's not like I wanna live forever or something.
OK Wade time to call up the blitz
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Fuckin shit.
I want a 3 and out here and a BIGASS concussion hit on Rapelisburger.
by YohannDookeyblue on Oct 2, 2011 2:01 PM CDT reply actions
Now with AJ out the Steelers are playing up to stop the run...C'mon JJ Step Up
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." — General Patton.
Kubiak fired up
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
I am not in my happy place.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
THIS IS A TEAM THAT IS STRUGGLING TO CLOSE THE DEAL
LET US NOT MENTION THAT THEY LOST THEIR BEST OFFENSIVE PLAYER FOR THE GAME AND THAT THIS ELIMINATES ALL OF THEIR DEEP PASSING GAME.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
I'm going to start flagging you if I keep laughing.
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Like Kubiak ralling them.
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
QUEBIAK HAS NO EMOTION
THAT WAS A ROBOT
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Oct 2, 2011 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
obviously not from the same lab that made Caldwell
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
James Harrison heard you and threatened to retire
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
3rd down
get the stop guys
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
wow this sux
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Oct 2, 2011 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions
wow
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
collapse = complete
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Oct 2, 2011 2:04 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
And that's enough out of you.
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Oct 2, 2011 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd!!!!!
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Flagged.
Now stop fucking whining.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
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by UprootedTexan on Oct 2, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Right up the middle.
I don't care if the Texans make the playoffs this year, I mean it's not like I wanna live forever or something.
Now they are Gobbling the Stealers cock
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
if they're unfit to play a whole game then we need new players
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
A bunch of runs up the middle are successful?
I’m acting astonished! :
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
Not just runs up the middle, but the same play.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
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The Dreamshake
Oh No
don't say it is so
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 2, 2011 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions
This Game is over
Texans blow load early. Over Reliance on too few players. aka Andre Johnson
Apparently, bleach has an act like an asshole effect.
Being Insane I would know, I am a Texans Fan.
"Wade aid has lean in it, just saying"
Wade Aid pass it around, 3rd helping on the way.
They're running the same play everytime.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
Talking about the Jags.
Kevin Spain
btw, the crowd is pretty awful here today. I can see why this is one of the teams targeted for a possible move.
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Why should Jags get rewarded with a the 2nd largest market in the USA?
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
Turnover please
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Offense is going to come back out and do great.
I have a feeling.
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
me too. kubes got em right.
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Oct 2, 2011 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions
A feeling
I don’t share,
Apparently, bleach has an act like an asshole effect.
Being Insane I would know, I am a Texans Fan.
"Wade aid has lean in it, just saying"
Wade Aid pass it around, 3rd helping on the way.
i know that you are always supposed to take the long view
but this team and the short term is currently breaking my heart
big play time :(
mike wallace drop the ball please!
All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.
we need a goddamn turnover here!!!!
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 2, 2011 2:06 PM CDT reply actions
Defense is built for quick stops.
Long drives with 3 and Outs in between kills them.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
Shaun Cody would have stuffed the Steelers defense
But he was too busy filming that asinine segment on hot and cold tubs.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
Man the over reactions here
They are so out of hand
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 2, 2011 2:07 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
i see this is your first time on this blog.
welcome
- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 2, 2011 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions
manning over pursue the fuckin play
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Oct 2, 2011 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions
newb rec
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
the more things change.....
The more they stay the same.
It pisses me off that fling BUFFALO can turn their shit around in three years but we can’t do it in TEN.
Same with Detroit. From 0-16 to playoff caliber in a fourth of the time we have had.
These guys are playing without heart it seems.
Get it together dammit!
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
by TexansForever on Oct 2, 2011 2:08 PM CDT via iPhone app reply actions
Buffalo and Detroit haven't been to the playoffs since 1999
but 3 years sounds about right.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Since they hot rock bottom
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
by TexansForever on Oct 2, 2011 2:12 PM CDT via iPhone app up reply actions
Lions are losing to the G-damn Cowboys bad.
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Yes, that's it.
It's that they don't want to win.
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by MDC on Oct 2, 2011 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Shaun Cody doesn't want to win
Y/N?
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
Wants to.
Just can’t.
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by MDC on Oct 2, 2011 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions
wanting to win
And playing with heart are not the same thing.
Not even close.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
by TexansForever on Oct 2, 2011 2:11 PM CDT via iPhone app up reply actions
Define "playing with heart."
But do it without cliches, meaningless platitudes, or fictional concepts like “momentum” and “clutch.”
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by MDC on Oct 2, 2011 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Why would we want to do anything in Tennessee?
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
stopped
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Oct 2, 2011 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions
didnt you notice it?
he was throwing darts and Andre the whole first quarter. he just finally hit him. “HOW DARE THAT BASTARD BE THE GREATEST PLAYER EVAR!”
BOOM stuffed!
Canal Street Chronicles-A place of great Saints news and information. Oh and the stuff I write!
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
A stop wow
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
I think the refs can give them a spot for the first.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
that would b sumthin
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Oct 2, 2011 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Their O line does suck
S we should do it again
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 2, 2011 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I hear bleach works
Apparently, bleach has an act like an asshole effect.
Being Insane I would know, I am a Texans Fan.
"Wade aid has lean in it, just saying"
Wade Aid pass it around, 3rd helping on the way.
forth quarter time to step up fellas
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
And necessary.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
That's like saying if my car doesn't start tomorrow morning
I’m going to kick the postman in the gonads
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
I would actually like to see us come out fast.
Show some confidence without Dre.
I don't care if the Texans make the playoffs this year, I mean it's not like I wanna live forever or something.
i would love a boring win
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Oct 2, 2011 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
me too
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
block that shit
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
I would love a 14:53 drive
Mario Williams will have 4 sacks and 1 int by Game 4 of the regular season.
yeah no shit
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Thanks
Beat me to it.
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by MDC on Oct 2, 2011 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow, those handoffs are really working!
Keep it up!
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The Dreamshake
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