I could really go for an Andre about now.
I love beer.
In fact, I think if I were to list the things I love in this world, the top three would be family, beer, and
getting caught in the rain football. We won't discuss the order, because I don't want to upset the family, beer, or football.
The combination of beer and football is obviously a beautiful thing but sometimes it could be better intertwined. So I present you the beer equivalent of various members of the AFC South.
I apologize in advance for the lack of Shiner in here, but to be honest, it's not available much where I live, so I'm not as familiar as I would like to be. With that in mind, I tried to keep this to brews that are available nationally -- at least I think they are.
||Arguing its greatness is just dumb.|
|Matt Schaub||Red Hook ESB||
||Not the flashiest or "best", but good and better than most alternatives.|
||Ov-Er-Ated clap clap clap-clap-clap.|
|Kareem Jackson||Pabst Blue Ribbon||
||It was good in college.|
|Maurice Jones-Drew||Delerium Tremens||
||Not a fan of the label, but secretly I kind of like it.|
|Johnathan Joseph||Sam Adams Boston Lager||
||Quality, and it's all over the place.
|Peyton Manning||Billy Beer||
||Out of production.|
|Mario Williams||He'Brew Jewbilation 14||
||Not always available, but man, it'll mess you up.
|Blaine Gabbert||Purple Haze||
||Funny name and kind of fruity.|
||Just because you've been around a long time doesn't make you good.
|Arian Foster||Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA||
||Always a solid and excellent performer.
|Cortland Innegan||Killian's Irish Red||
||Sounds Irish but really isn't. Can't stand up to Guinness.
||Let's be honest, nothing that blonde can be good.
|James Casey||St. Bernardus Abt 12||
||Awesome and should really get more recognition.
|Bud Adams||Recycled Schlitz Light||
||Is this generous?