Open Game Day Thread: Texans vs. Titans
by Tim on Oct 23, 2011 11:10 AM CDT
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PrintThis game is what the kids call "big." The AFC South lead is on the line. Some would also say the Texans' 2011 season is on the line. My family would say my sanity is on the line, and they'd probably be right.
Okay...they'd definitely be right.
Leave your pre-game, in-game, and post-game love notes to Bud Adams in the Comments. This is your open game thread.
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Can't watch today because of work.
I’ll be checking the score of course on my phone.
It will probably be good for my heart to not watch this week though.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Yeah first missed game in a long time :(
At least I can check the score and stats on my phone.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
i'm working too
does anybody know if the sportsradio610 online stream plays the game
yes
working dispatch today….sucks.
Atleast I have a TV to follow.
In Houston we've had Hakeem "The Dream" Olajuwon and now we are STUCK with Kareem "The Quarterback's Dream" Jackson. Look he just fell down again.
by BruiserTexans on Oct 23, 2011 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions
im on 3 hrs sleep for this one
damn night shift.. sweet no dierdorf
there is no RIGHT, there is no WRONG, there is only POPULAR OPINION *cough Ron Paul cough*
by Steelbluecurtain on Oct 23, 2011 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions
I want us to blow the titans out!
Kubiak, Im looking at you futha mucka.
My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!
how did Leinart hurt his left thumb?
was he holding on to his Smirnoff ice too hard?
by Toolshed1 on Oct 23, 2011 10:15 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Not to worry
Schaub will have to be halfway to the hospital before Kubiak would think about bringing anybody in to relieve him….
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
Good thing to
To late to trade for anybody worth starting at this point.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Yeah
the Patriots truned down Kareem Jackson and a 5th round pick for Brady
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions
I heard the Saints turned down a similar offer for Brees
Quite surprised about that
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
really?
why is Leinart even on the team then? I can’t imagine the Texans going after another QB if Schaub had gone down.
They could have had Carson Palmer for three 1st rounders....
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
by Rip Jersey on Oct 23, 2011 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Palmer these days...
Might be the closest thing to Schaub in the entire league. Well, except for the fact that he’s a whiny quitter.
by Nashmeister on Oct 23, 2011 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions
Who wouldn't quit the Bengals organization?
by splanket on Oct 23, 2011 11:04 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Because ever team needs a back up QB.
Preferably one with some starting experience. Just so happens Leinart has that.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
like every team
in case the starter goes down
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions
yes...
but if you’re just going to trade for another QB if the start goes down then it’s stupid to pay a backup millions of dollars. if your backup is Kyle Boller then yeah, it makes sense to trade, but Leinart is making nearly 5 times as much as Boller.
I am not sure how to feel about this game.
I want a win so bad, but I can bring myself to expect one.
Drink moar
Then it won’t matter so much either way :)
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
You are correct , sir
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions
I am gonna hold off one more hour.
And then it’s on.
by memyselfini on Oct 23, 2011 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions
Gotta spend some with my little girl
before Daddy goes into “his place.”
by memyselfini on Oct 23, 2011 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions
All depends on your time zone
…in your mind
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions
Woot!
It is game day!!!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 10:18 AM CDT reply actions
I LOL'd when i saw how the confidence pool plummeted. just people panicking too quickly.
I really do believe we got this in the bag! And I finally get to watch a game at its regular kickoff time instead at night on dvr, due to work. Go Texans!!
Work on Sundays suck!
Enjoy your freedom.
by memyselfini on Oct 23, 2011 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions
They are the worst!! I avoid all contact from my friends on the game
I dont check any scores, my facebook, I dont make conversation with the customes that come in at subway. the games literally starts at 10pm for me.
I am no prophet, so help me with this. Finish this thought...
This weekend we have the rebirth of Carson Palmer and the resurrection of Tim Tebow.
And, as you know all know, deaths always come in threes. Two weeks ago we had Al Davis right before the Raiders game. Last week we had Mrs. Modell right before the Ravens game.
This week, before the BESF game, we have…..
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
I said this week that I will take a Texans loss
in trade for the passing of Bud Adams.
by memyselfini on Oct 23, 2011 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Woot! Go Texans!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions
Anyone else agree this is the most important game of the season?
For me, I think if we lose this game, be it blowout or another gut wrenching loss, I will give up on the season like I did last year when we lost to the Colts. It really isn’t something that was decided on, but it was something felt. After losing to the Colts (b/c Kubiak didn’t run Foster enough in the 2nd half), the rest of last season I was no longer upset when we lost.
When the Q-Tip and the INT by Josh Wilson vs Baltimore happened, it was all “oh wow, they did it again” and not “OMG NOOOOOOO”. I think if we lose this game, I will get to that mode again for rest of the season.
Yes, it is the most important game of the season
Until next week.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 23, 2011 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions
give up on the season?
1.5 games out before the halfway mark?
Where were the mighty Packers this time last year?
my Z key can't take another free agent flurry
I say, the next loss is the most important game of the season
If that is this week, then so be it.
I wonder how owner Bob McNair is looking at it…
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
Trindon Holliday active
Casey/Brandon Harris out
McManis in
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
Prolly just not ready.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Oct 23, 2011 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions
SO Holliday taking Casey's snaps?
lulz
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions
sandindacoochitis.
"my momma was the Mike Vick of ass whuppin. side arm delivery, no wasted motion.. and very mobile." - @doobieman21
I said it last week but again,
I want so bad to see Trindon go off.
by memyselfini on Oct 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions
You know he has the speed, that is a given
But, he needs a path. The blocking this season has been absolutely atrocious. If they could figure that out, then I give Holliday a chance of living through the experience and if he gets a lane out, then he just might do something. Living to tell about it would be a bonus….
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
by Rip Jersey on Oct 23, 2011 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
What is this "rain" of which you speak?
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 23, 2011 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I've heard that the water sometimes falls from the sky.
Crazy talk. Next they are going to say that there are places that don’t have 100 degree temps.
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
by Jon Banks on Oct 23, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, I know what you're talking about!
It happened to me in New Orleans, this summer. The only time I’ve ever been there and so much water fell out of the sky, the elevated freeways were flooding!
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 23, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions
It is perfect weather is Austin.
70 degrees and sunny.
by memyselfini on Oct 23, 2011 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions
LET the Cowpuke fans get the good weather...
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
not yet
but it is cloudy
may have to switch to TV
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions
FUCK THE TITANS!!!!!
Cortland Innegan is gonna get his milkshake DRUNK today
Also
Bud Adams can go fuck himself. That is all.
by HTown4Eva on Oct 23, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Bud Adams can go...
FUCK HIMSELF!!!
by SMITHILLIAK on Oct 23, 2011 11:39 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Maybe with the help of viagra
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions
Hanging out at home
with a newborn and a 3 year old (and the wife). Hopefully I’ll be able to watch the entire game (and won’t be tempted to throw a kid at the tv). Let’s get this win and shut up the idiots on 610
This should be a chocolate pudding day
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_W-e8TyP38
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 10:53 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
MCM
Meth crack and moosnshine?
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
+1
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
My Cousin Molly
I Want to Believe
by Fox Mulder on Oct 23, 2011 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
My Cousin Mother
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions 8 recs
lol
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Pardon me
While a take a shower, confess my sins, and beg forgiveness for reading this.
Blind fandom is all I got left.
"Down to clown with some other chick's lady bits" ~ MDC
Did I rec it?
Fuck yes, I rec’d it.
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I FUCKING HATE THE TITANS
they are pieces of shit, especially that innegan guy, he really pisses me off and i hope someone hurts him today. Lets kick them when they arent looking and lets hurt them at the bottom of piles. Thanks for letting me vent
by astrosfan3 on Oct 23, 2011 11:02 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Quit holding back!
Tell us how youu really feel
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions
I want to make sweet sweet love
to the lady asleep in the bed, she is hoping for a win so i dont leave her inoperable for a day or two
"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
I hate pregame shows.
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Unless there is a special report on the cheerleaders
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions
Happy early Halloween everyone!
May us all fill our helmets with beer instead of candy.
by WhiskeyR on Oct 23, 2011 11:10 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
A must read
http://www.battleredblog.com/2011/10/23/2508318/juggernaut-titans-inactives
Really – you will rec it
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 11:12 AM CDT reply actions
NickScurfield Nick Scurfield
WR Trindon Holliday (5-5, 170) is making his NFL debut today as the Texans’ kick returner
/darth vader no
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcDDymBqMmY
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Right up until the first fumbled kickoff, right?
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
TWSS
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
If I were the Titans, I'd be kicking short to make him return it.
I’d also think my sister was attractive, but that’s beside the point.
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by Jon Banks on Oct 23, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
He started last week versus the Saints.
He DESTROYED Kreutz. Kreutz was so embarrassed by it, he left the NFL.
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
And no, I'm not kidding.
He really did destroy Kreutz.
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
didn't the Saints pay him a shit load of money?
how does that work? does he still get paid even though he’s a quitter?
2 mil.
He only gets paid for 6 weeks. Forfeits rest of the season.
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
KJax is inactive today
not officially, but effectively.
my Z key can't take another free agent flurry
by texanphil on Oct 23, 2011 11:26 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
What?
Did he fall down the steps of the team bus from the hotel??
In Houston we've had Hakeem "The Dream" Olajuwon and now we are STUCK with Kareem "The Quarterback's Dream" Jackson. Look he just fell down again.
by BruiserTexans on Oct 23, 2011 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions
streams anyone?
How about I Punch-a-size your face for free! - Rod Farva
by distant_texans_fan on Oct 23, 2011 11:32 AM CDT reply actions
I prefer ponds.
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Are little rivers
http://www.firstrowsports.tv/watch/87879/1/watch-tennessee-titansvs-houston-texans.html
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions
Super
Thank you.
How about I Punch-a-size your face for free! - Rod Farva
by distant_texans_fan on Oct 23, 2011 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions
They are usually reliable
at firstrowsports
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions
first row
is usually where i watch the game if i cant make it out to the bar or not at friends/gfs house
"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
Don't worry, it's just a name.
Monster Island is really a peninsula!
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by riversmccown on Oct 23, 2011 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island.
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Is that the home of Candy Land?
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions
No, apes.
But they’re not so big.
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YAY!!!!!!!!
just 27 mins away!!!! time to log off computer!
"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
that's interesting
because it’s time for me to shave my balls. gotta be ready to teabag sister fuckers after this game.
Hey
If I’m tea-bagging someone, I don’t worry about shaving my balls. I find it adds to their disgust.
How about I Punch-a-size your face for free! - Rod Farva
by distant_texans_fan on Oct 23, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions
I would think instead
You would go jog in an already sweaty jock
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions
What I would like to see:
Cortland Innegan get his dick ripped off and shoved down his throat. Meanwhile, VY makes an amazing comeback just to stick his dick in the 89 year old shriveled ass of Bud Adams.
a lot of phallacies there
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions
I can see it's going to be one of THOSE days.
(Praying we win so all this stuff doesn’t get trolled.)
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Oct 23, 2011 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm sad alot.
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Today is a day that I think the mods of BRB pulled straws as to who was going to take over in the post game.
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I actually volunteered.
I have no idea why.
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Now?
Of course.
When I volunteered? Nope.
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ooooohhhh
This’ll be FUNNNNNN
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No, MDC volunteered.
Thankfully he’s allowed to have the sauce today.
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by riversmccown on Oct 23, 2011 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions
I repeat the above comment.
I’m not going to get any work done today.
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Maybe just a matter of which one hasn't passed out
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions
How can my dog just sleep
When this is the most important game in franchise history?
I Want to Believe
I'm shocked
Every other source of prediction I’ve seen said “Texans lose in a close game.”
Follow me on twitter: @Super_Stud2100
Why is it when Albert and Gannon say "Houston Texans",
it sounds like an insult?
Blind fandom is all I got left.
"Down to clown with some other chick's lady bits" ~ MDC
by Lone Spot on Oct 23, 2011 11:55 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
So how bout this game kicking off a nice win streak going into our bye...
Sounds good to you?
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Warren Moon is not a part of "franchise history," Todds.
/still incredibly bitter that Tennessee has our history/
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Honestly
How great would it be to see another WR kick Finnegan’s ass today?
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by MDC on Oct 23, 2011 11:56 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Or anyone for that matter
I Want to Believe
by Fox Mulder on Oct 23, 2011 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Good point.
Fuck it, I vote for Trindon, just for the humor.
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Fuck that, I wanna see JJ Watt destroy him.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Oct 23, 2011 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Rec to pregame
For showing
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 11:58 AM CDT reply actions 9 recs
I'll just throw this out there
anyone who can say with a straight face that Finnegan did not get his ass beat is mildly retarded. If there’s not an official and multiple players to break that up, Andre beats him into a fucking coma.
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Titans fans I talked to in the AFCSET called Andre a pussy for not putting more marks on him.
/grabs popcorn
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Not gonna lie
A big part of me would be okay with a bigger brawl. I feel like the Andre/Finnegan thing was just a cocktease
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by riversmccown on Oct 23, 2011 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha. What a douchebag response.
“Yeah, you beat the fuck out of him, but if you were REALLY tough, you’d have damaged him more while you were doing it! So he, like, wins by default!”
/cooks meth
/fucks sister while dad beats off in the corner
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He then said that he used to leave more marks on his little brother when they got in fights.
Which was awesome that he admitted that.
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Starting off with Gentleman Jack and Coke
Anticipating the worst, hoping for the best.
Blind fandom is all I got left.
"Down to clown with some other chick's lady bits" ~ MDC
Spoken like a true Texans fan
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Replace Jack & Coke
with my usual screwdriver and this is me as well.
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I have had 3 jeremiah weeds so far
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions
if you like iced tea
it is
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions
No, he just loves shitty things.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
How much of the homebrew
did you drink yesterday?
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Heh
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
I like Matt Hasselneck
But today, he must die…or at least shatter.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
I don't like him.
But I agree with your hopes for today.
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Nothing permanent
just out of the game
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions
most important game in franchise history
See that quietness around here? That calm demeanor right now that all the Texans are feeling?
Thats the calm before the storm. Watch out Titans!!!
That is every game
We all know that :P
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh lord.
I love it when I can set my alarm for 11:50, roll out of bed, grab a beer, and get the day started right.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
I am imagining a cooler by your bed
full of beer
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions
It was in the garage.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
Wow, reply fail
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
Awww man
no Gumbledorf
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by NewJerseyTexansFan on Oct 23, 2011 12:02 PM CDT reply actions
I think what you meant to say was
“Thank God, no Gumbledorf.”
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by UprootedTexan on Oct 23, 2011 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions
We're the Houston Texas
according to Dierdorf… no N
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by NewJerseyTexansFan on Oct 23, 2011 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Run, run...
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 23, 2011 12:04 PM CDT reply actions
run
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Come on Kubes
Let’s get some two tight sets in there
Wonderful start!
/grabs rum
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A quote from Foster?
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Tattooed on Schaub's ass
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
only two holds on that return
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 12:06 PM CDT reply actions
Well, this beer isn't going to shotgun itself...
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
Today's a Delayed stream
may have to leave you guys
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by NewJerseyTexansFan on Oct 23, 2011 12:06 PM CDT reply actions
Why don't you audible out of a run
with 9 men in the box?
Run. Run. Run.
Solid waste of first to receive.
running on 3rd and short
why would anyone do such a stupid thing!?!?!?!
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
Love that monicker
Blind fandom is all I got left.
"Down to clown with some other chick's lady bits" ~ MDC
Nice job
by Manning on that tackle.
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Seriously? Same spin move twice in a row?
Deserved to be hospitalized.
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
Cortland as a captain?
Having that guy represent your franchise in anyway says so many things about Bud’s team. Surprisingly none of said things are good or even neutral.
Rob Schneider was an animal. Then he was a woman. And now Rob Schneider is... a stapler! And he's about to find out that being a stapler is harder than it looks. Rob Schneider is… "The Stapler". Rated PG-13.
by benbiggles on Oct 23, 2011 12:07 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
And a tackle by KJax?!
WTF?
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This is not the same Chris Johnson.
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by riversmccown on Oct 23, 2011 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Demeco holding his hamstring
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 12:07 PM CDT reply actions
CJ1YPC
I could’ve ran that further.
by splanket on Oct 23, 2011 12:07 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
PI
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions
PI
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
On the upside,
That means he was fast enough to keep up the the receiver.
/silver lining
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
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Well fuck.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
wasn't needed
he couldn’t have caought it
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Wasn't evem needed
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 12:08 PM CDT reply actions
That was uncatchable.
But yeah, pass interference definitely.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
literally just have to run straight to beat Kareem
Don’t even need to run a route, just run straight
If I had to bet money, of course it would be Kareem Jackson with the PI.
Can we be done with him already?!
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Yeah, how stupid of them, right??
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
So they have a film room.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Oct 23, 2011 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions
...and eyes... and an intellect... oh wait
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
Get KJ off the field please.
Pretty please?
Rob Schneider was an animal. Then he was a woman. And now Rob Schneider is... a stapler! And he's about to find out that being a stapler is harder than it looks. Rob Schneider is… "The Stapler". Rated PG-13.
by benbiggles on Oct 23, 2011 12:09 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
There Just Is No Reason Kareem Jackson Should Ever See The Field.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
......
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
by Autra on Oct 23, 2011 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
titns rush game.
66.6 yards a game…
See that quietness around here? That calm demeanor right now that all the Texans are feeling?
Thats the calm before the storm. Watch out Titans!!!
I love how they are just throwing it at KJ and hoping for Intference now.
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Legitimate strategy with a high chance for success.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
I'd have added that to my post, but that would get old week after week.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
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by UprootedTexan on Oct 23, 2011 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Coaches are already looking bad.
Starting Kareem. That play call on third….
against a stacked box with only JJ out wide
too obvious in my opinion
by LouisianaTexan on Oct 23, 2011 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Off tackle run
against a stacked box with no hint that you might pass the ball?
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But... but...
Jacoby was in motion!
That play there is a perfect example of why Andre is so valuable.
I think specifically that running play against a stacked box.
They just haven’t had any success with those plays this year.
Uh... What is "Premature Pessimism", Alex?
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
Obviously for some...
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
D worked there
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 12:10 PM CDT reply actions
McCain has actually looked decent
Or is it just my 3 bong hits so far? Over under is 4.5
by splanket on Oct 23, 2011 12:11 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
kubiakbelievesinhim
See that quietness around here? That calm demeanor right now that all the Texans are feeling?
Thats the calm before the storm. Watch out Titans!!!
by Carter Liles on Oct 23, 2011 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Shouldn't that be in regular font?
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
That depends... is she cute?
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
yeah he need's to be gone
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
by jtr bmf 281 on Oct 23, 2011 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I think Brice has played better than Kareem
this season
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by NewJerseyTexansFan on Oct 23, 2011 12:11 PM CDT reply actions
^this
He has played well
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions
yay foster
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
GREAT lead block
by Kung Fu Panda.
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DAMMIT ANOTHER SWEEP!!! FIRE THEM ALL!!!!??!!!
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
There you go Foster
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Hey look,
Arian just ran for as many yards on that play as CJ has all season
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
Ha
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
by jtr bmf 281 on Oct 23, 2011 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions
LEave it to a white guy
to be the first ever overthrown by Schaub
Blind fandom is all I got left.
"Down to clown with some other chick's lady bits" ~ MDC
by Lone Spot on Oct 23, 2011 12:14 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
DAS RAYCESS!!
No … wait. That’s just accurate.
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Ah, a bootleg play that ended with Schaub throwing the ball away while chased
Truly stunning.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
teh Schaub
throwing out of bounds a lot
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 12:14 PM CDT reply actions
No wonder the first three plays were runs.
Jesus Christ.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
Yup... That shoulder brace is indicative of a problem, I believe.
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
How fucking terrible
were those throws? None was even remotely close to being caught (in bounds).
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True.
Though, sadly, I think that was the closest to being caught.
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wow - way off on that throw
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 12:15 PM CDT reply actions
well that sucked donkey balls
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
definitely held McCain
Hey, it could be worse than being a Texans fan.... You could be a Mets AND Texans fan, like me
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Oct 23, 2011 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions
WHOOOOO
Texans juggernaut!
Hey, it could be worse than being a Texans fan.... You could be a Mets AND Texans fan, like me
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Oct 23, 2011 12:16 PM CDT reply actions
I know right
The scoreboard might burnout cause of all the points were putting up
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
by jtr bmf 281 on Oct 23, 2011 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Another block in the back
Bong hit #4 time.
by splanket on Oct 23, 2011 12:16 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Saw that, too.
Cheating fucking shitbags.
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I love how if we don't get yards on first, Kubiak feels obligated to throw
by LouisianaTexan on Oct 23, 2011 12:16 PM CDT reply actions
Play calls were OK
The execution has sucked
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions
HE RUNS TOO MUCH
/kubiak calls passes
HE PASSES TOO MUCH
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
by nolander on Oct 23, 2011 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I just hate being able to call plays before they happen
If I know the play, their DC certainly does
by LouisianaTexan on Oct 23, 2011 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions
i bet you could do that for most team
you have two options, run or pass, and they don’t happen in equal probabilities in all downs and distances
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
Isn't that coaching 101?
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
schuab making a bad throw
hopefully that gets it out of his sytem
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
These teams are playing for first in the division?
My God, what has happened to this division?
As the Texans struggle, my fantasy team is just as bad
I LOVE SUNDAYS
Hey, it could be worse than being a Texans fan.... You could be a Mets AND Texans fan, like me
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Oct 23, 2011 12:18 PM CDT reply actions
nice hit
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Hahaha, Joseph knocked the piss outta him
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tAwesome hiy bu Joseph
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 12:18 PM CDT reply actions
Joseph says
NO, FUCK YOU!
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Whoa! I am shocked that Kareem Jackson almost gave up a completion on that flea flicker!
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Like that one guy
who poops on things and calls it performance art.
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Frank Zappa?
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
I would never disparage the man
who sang “Titties and Beer.”
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He got knocked the fuck out
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Kid got rocked
"Slammed that hoe on the counter like I just got 35 on the domino table!!"
Sherrod Harris
JoJo is the man
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by NewJerseyTexansFan on Oct 23, 2011 12:19 PM CDT reply actions
first team to score wins?
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Nice alligator arms.
The ghost of J-Jo lingers even when he’s off the field.
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Our O needs to pick up
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I know... kinda' nerve-racking right?
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
Your Houston Texans
Fair catch more fucking punts inside the 10 than any team in the history of football.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Oct 23, 2011 12:20 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
This is true
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions
2 years ago
didn’t we have good special teams? not so much last year or this one though :-/
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
ISWYDT
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 23, 2011 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions
B-b-b-but
people say that Joe Marciano is NOT a bad ST coach!!!
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People Are Stupid.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
I can't believe someone from Arkansas would ever forget that.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
He said "people."
I don’t count these toothless fuckwits as humans, let alone “people.”
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This.
Plant your heels at the 10 and, if it goes over your head, you fucking let it go.
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Let It Go
You put the back of your feet on the 10-yard line. If you have to move backward to field the punt, you don’t field it.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
That is what I thought...
…apparently that isn’t the standard anymore.
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
There were 2-3 guys around him
If he lets it go, it isn’t a touchback.
by splanket on Oct 23, 2011 12:23 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Damn
Why when teams start this bad against us, we can’t pounce and take them by the neck early?
Follow me on twitter: @Super_Stud2100
Coz we started out sucky too?
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions
NEED MOAR PRESSURE
can’t count on them to keep dropping them
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
Schaub is still Oh-for-everything right?
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
Judging by our second half performance in games this year...
We need to score 30 unanswered points before the half.
WOOOO!
BIG PLAY OF THE DAY!!!
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
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Wow Jakespeare with a nice catch...
whodathunkit?
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
he makes the nice ones
Misses the easy ones.
"Slammed that hoe on the counter like I just got 35 on the domino table!!"
Sherrod Harris
And running the fuck backward
on end arounds!
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What the green fuck was that?!
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Plays that we need to stop calling
What is “Jacoby Jones end around”
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Wait, I thought it was a reverse
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
Foster is the only one who fucking dressed today.
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Foster is beast so far!
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Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 12:25 PM CDT reply actions
Arian...
I love you. More than a friend.
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If he ever needs a kidney...
He gets both of mine.
by Flazka on Oct 23, 2011 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
foster coming to play
"Is that right?????" SURE!?!!!??!!
F**K you're agenda
Poetry in Motion- Arian Foster''
Good play
But what the fuck kinda ball security is that?!
by LouisianaTexan on Oct 23, 2011 12:25 PM CDT reply actions
Arian Foster....
What a very nice play you just made, sir.
by Flazka on Oct 23, 2011 12:25 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
^This
Is what separates Foster from everyone else.
Blind fandom is all I got left.
"Down to clown with some other chick's lady bits" ~ MDC
He's actually good?
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Oct 23, 2011 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Tate with a good run
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 12:26 PM CDT reply actions
Nice to have a "backup" that can actually do something...
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
Bonus yardage!
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
woot UT in the house!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions
On that Chicago play....
The Tampa Bay defender who got juked into his own man? Frank Okam.
"Lord, beer me strength."
He played fantastic
last week.
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#ntblueballs
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by riversmccown on Oct 23, 2011 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU KREUTZ
I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL
Change please
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
After 3 days of trying, my sig finally changed.
Change please
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
he even played well a bit
near the end of last year yes? I wish we still had him for Phillips
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
damn Tate dropped the shoulder on someone
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Late hit on the Titans?
I find this behavior shocking and not part of their usual decorum.
/spits on ground
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
An original move there by the BESFs
by splanket on Oct 23, 2011 12:28 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
hahaa they starting to get frustrated
"Is that right?????" SURE!?!!!??!!
F**K you're agenda
Poetry in Motion- Arian Foster''
Looks like Foster found that vision he lost the last couple of weeks
by LouisianaTexan on Oct 23, 2011 12:28 PM CDT reply actions
Keep the runs coming Kubes
Set up that boot TD
V-I-S-I-O-N
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
If Andre Johnson really wants Houston to name the city after him...
He’ll run out of the locker room with a metal folding chair and smash Innegan before the half.
Time flies...
And so does Arian Foster.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Oct 23, 2011 12:29 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
D-lineman are so scary these days
300 lbs and able to catch RBs on the edge…insane
by LouisianaTexan on Oct 23, 2011 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Good time for TE pass
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 12:29 PM CDT reply actions
Excellent Call
Was just thinking the same thing.
Blind fandom is all I got left.
"Down to clown with some other chick's lady bits" ~ MDC
damn someone throw him some twinkies next time
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Did somebody say field goal?
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
Is that the first penalty against Duane this season?
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
Lulz.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
we should run the draw on most 3rd and longs
Foster is ridiculous, I remember that 3rd and 19 he picked up last year against the Cowgirls
Seriously... if it is going to be 80% run, put Leinart in...
Let Schaub heal and put someone in that can hit dump-offs…
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
Pretty colors...
…dancing kitties…
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
I keep trying, but the disappear when I jump on 'em...
Sneaky bastards
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
If he's not healthy, he shouldn't be out there.
I’m not going to say that, because I don’t know. But the anecdotal evidence is piling…
(And yes Gary, that would be on you)
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Oct 23, 2011 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Lets go defense turnover time
"Is that right?????" SURE!?!!!??!!
F**K you're agenda
Poetry in Motion- Arian Foster''
Foster, Joseph and Rackers have shown up
Someone else care to attend this dance?
Follow me on twitter: @Super_Stud2100
The whole defense has shown up...
…evidenced by the score.
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
I dunno about that.
Kareem Jackson has produced many positive plays for the Titans.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Oct 23, 2011 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Notice that he is staying with his man...
That is a significant improvement over last year when he wasn’t even in position to interfere.
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
So was that one redzone trip or two?
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 23, 2011 12:32 PM CDT reply actions
We're gonna need a lot more field goals...
Before we do our second half “send in the clowns” strategy
Texans have 96 total yards
Foster has 80 total yards.
Pay. Him. Rick.
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Oct 23, 2011 12:33 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
My fantasy team agrees.
Change please
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Their stadium
Looks like a run down shithole.
"I am not a number. I bleed, I think, I feel, I hurt, I mourn, I cry, I laugh. We and you are the same. You are us. Love with me." -Arian Foster's twitter... Follow him, hilarity ensues.
by RayFinkle1985 on Oct 23, 2011 12:34 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
It's not too bad in person.
Not Reliant or anything, but decent.
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well look who made the tackle\
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Was that KEO?
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
NICE HIT ON KR coverage...
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
Keo announces his presence with authoriTAY!!!
Blind fandom is all I got left.
"Down to clown with some other chick's lady bits" ~ MDC
Shilo!
He did smething good
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 12:34 PM CDT reply actions
And there's Keo's contribution on the day.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
That was a bigger hit than I've ever seen Barber lay on anyone.
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by riversmccown on Oct 23, 2011 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions
True
I hope it continues
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions
what what what keo
"Is that right?????" SURE!?!!!??!!
F**K you're agenda
Poetry in Motion- Arian Foster''
WHAT THE FUCK!?!! KEO!!?!/!!!!
can we put Kareem on the practice squad? maybe it’ll have the same effect
by Toolshed1 on Oct 23, 2011 12:35 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
FUCKTASTIC IDEA!!!111!!!ONE!!!
Blind fandom is all I got left.
"Down to clown with some other chick's lady bits" ~ MDC
He could always hit hard.
Just couldn’t do much else.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Oct 23, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions
We don't have any wideouts on there, do we?
I mean it would make sense if we wanted to boost someone’s confidence.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Oct 23, 2011 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Shilo
someone’s bucking for a promotion…
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Oct 23, 2011 12:36 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
What?!?!?!?! a comment that isn't negative
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Those bowls are quite tasty for the record.
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
They certainly look it.
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Yup... unfortunately they go for the easy tasty...
Gravy soaked mashed potatoes with corn and fried chicken tenders.
How tough can it be to be tasty with that lineup?
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
Time for the D to step up
FF time!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 12:36 PM CDT reply actions
Harlod & Kumar should have stopped after #1
Hey, it could be worse than being a Texans fan.... You could be a Mets AND Texans fan, like me
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Oct 23, 2011 12:37 PM CDT reply actions
Yeah, but they have to be around all those scantily clad starlets...
…so there is a price to pay…
Oh… wait…
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
Hasselbeck
is SUCH a whiny douchebag pussy fuck.
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by MDC on Oct 23, 2011 12:37 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Shakespeare, I tell ya...
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
If you have hate in your heart...
let it out.
You forgot Cock Gobbling Douchenozzle in your analysis
Blind fandom is all I got left.
"Down to clown with some other chick's lady bits" ~ MDC
OT
Drunkenness agrees with me. So does this new Mac Book Pro.
Blind fandom is all I got left.
"Down to clown with some other chick's lady bits" ~ MDC
Neutral Zone ?
Honey Badger don’t give a shit
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by CFHTim on Oct 23, 2011 12:38 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I saw that
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions
get it get it get it
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Chris Johnson is shit right now.
The tape told me so coming into this game, and nothing has dispelled that notion so far.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
CJ2YPC
Strikes again
Blind fandom is all I got left.
"Down to clown with some other chick's lady bits" ~ MDC
From the law firm of Barwin, Brooks & Reed...
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
So when exactly did it change that defensive players are no longer allowed to get back onsides?
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
When the offensive player opposite of the player who went in the neutral zone moves, the play stops
and the penalty is on the defender.
I understand that's the rule now.
That wasn’t my question. It used to be that defensive players were given the chance to get back onsides if they jumped pre-snap. If the offensive line moved, it was a false start.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
BS
Hey, it could be worse than being a Texans fan.... You could be a Mets AND Texans fan, like me
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Oct 23, 2011 12:40 PM CDT reply actions
Dumb, dumb shit.
Wade must be about ready to shit kittens at this lack of discipline.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
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Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Stupid penalties....
Shocked it wasn’t the Ninja
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dumb, dumb, dumb
one dumb mistake after another with this team. a clear sign of poor coaching…
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Oct 23, 2011 12:40 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Everyone should have kids
My 11 yr old is an expert at fetching beer, bourbon, and mixers
Blind fandom is all I got left.
"Down to clown with some other chick's lady bits" ~ MDC
I MISS BFD
/sigh
Blind fandom is all I got left.
"Down to clown with some other chick's lady bits" ~ MDC
That beautiful, bald, sexless maniac
Blind fandom is all I got left.
"Down to clown with some other chick's lady bits" ~ MDC
Steeler fan caused him to take a hiatus
Glad we curb stomped those fuckers
Blind fandom is all I got left.
"Down to clown with some other chick's lady bits" ~ MDC
Seriously?... What kind of a Hannibal Lechter asshole did it take to get to BFD?
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
Where is...
…the girthically-enhanced-alcholically-gifted one?
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
Getting virus-threat warning on that thread.
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
Hasselbeck has all friggin day and hasn’t been touched.
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Oct 23, 2011 12:48 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Down goes Manning
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Oct 23, 2011 12:49 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Damn...
Looks like a potential season-ender for manning…
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Oct 23, 2011 12:51 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I'm enjoying the shit out of this game
So far… don’t let me down in the second quarter boys!!!! Crosses fingers, knocks on wood, throws salt over shoulders, sacrifices kitten
"I am not a number. I bleed, I think, I feel, I hurt, I mourn, I cry, I laugh. We and you are the same. You are us. Love with me." -Arian Foster's twitter... Follow him, hilarity ensues.
by RayFinkle1985 on Oct 23, 2011 1:12 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Excellent game for Matt Schaub 147.1 QB rating.
Being a Ravens fan comes the realization that the Texans are a very good football team.
Nice game, see you all in the playoffs!
John
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