Happiest thought from a first half of happy thoughts: The Texans' secondary is playing great, even without a consistent pass rush. Writing that sentence felt strange, like when you are driving in a new city for the first time. Weird.
20-0, gentlemen. Now, we just have to hope that Kubiak & Co. don't do anything to make people scream about "THEY ONLY PLAY ONE HALF AND OMG WE STOPPED TRYING TO SCORE AND I WOULD RUN THE TEAM BETTER IF I WAS IN CHARGE BECAUSE I PLAYED HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL AND I UNDERSTAND THIS GAME SO WELL AND KUBIAK IS SUCK."