Texans 41, Titans 7: Post-Game Open Thread (/points at HasseLOLbeck and laughs derisively)
by MDC on Oct 23, 2011 2:55 PM CDT
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PrintIf you'd asked me to describe exactly what a curbstomping of the Titans would look like, my answer would have been very similar to the game you just watched. (The only difference being that Cortland Finnegan would have been beaten into submission by Matt Leinart.) It's almost like the Texans read my doubts about them and decided to make me look silly. I am fine with that; it's not the first time I've been wrong.
Anyway, here's your post-game open thread. Fill it with fun, merriment, jokes at the expense of the writers of certain blogs, etc.
Seriously ... 41-7. Suck it, Tennessee.
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BE-SF's thought they were FIRST
but they got schooled by who is FIRST in the AFC SOUTH
"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
I see what you did
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Taking one from the Rip playbook, awesome!
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
yes sir
i totally was able to get it in right.
"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
a second too late Mulder!
lol
"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
But the second post in the thread
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions
^5
Barry!
"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
^5
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes - a domination!
When did the Texans do that before?
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
Rusty Smith
Titans last year.
"Slammed that hoe on the counter like I just got 35 on the domino table!!"
Sherrod Harris
Not even as much though
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions
So
does this mean the Bandwagon fans will be back???
"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
Is it on top of the hill?
Yep!
Is that any reason to not be gracious?
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
Yes.
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
Probably not
We gave up a garbage TD and failed to make a 4th and inches so there’s still something to cry about. Oh yeah, and that Schaub guy…..he still sucks.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
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by riversmccown on Oct 23, 2011 2:58 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
we can only hope, or maybe Miami
just so long as it isn’t Colts or Jags
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How's the view from the top?
Ahhhh, nice…..
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
GLORIOUS GAME.
Bring on the Methopotamian trolls. I want them to read all of the awesome comments that are sure to burst forth and fill this thread.
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by Stupendous Man on Oct 23, 2011 3:00 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Over/under on how long it takes for the vicious helmet-to-helmet hit by our KICKER gets brought up?
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
Can't be soon enough
I’ll gladly defend that call.
Blind fandom is all I got left.
"Down to clown with some other chick's lady bits" ~ MDC
Beastie Roided UP Little Badger Buddy....
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
I wonder if the league office can even review that as a fine without bursting into laughter
I even wonder if Mariani (victim) would send a note to the league and beg them not to review it to save him the embarrassment of a place kicker rocking his ass like that.
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true
lulz
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Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions
He ran it in for two.
Who would ever have seen that coming?
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 23, 2011 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions
The announcers today were incredibly bad on names and credit for plays being made
They even had Hasselbeck making passes for the Texans…. sheesh!
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
They were horribad
but almost not noticed because of the awesome play of the Texans
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions
They were WONDERFUL compared to either of the Dans...
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
In all fairness he did complete two passes to the Texans.
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by UprootedTexan on Oct 23, 2011 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
lol
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions
LOL @ Miami
they went for two earlier in the game when an extra point would’ve already sealed the game
by goingforthecorner on Oct 23, 2011 3:03 PM CDT reply actions
Sparano is pathetic.
I can only imagine what it must feel like to watch the local boy, hometown hero, NCAA champ-winning quarterback lead a comeback drive to beat my team at home and have the home fans cheering for him.
Thank god that’s never happened to my team!
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 23, 2011 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions 7 recs
...an indignity better left for others from now on...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Ouch
Change please
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
If he can just hang on til next season when he has some luck...
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
what if Cowher takes over Miami next year and has Luck?
That could be a scary turn around.
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He likes Carolina with Cam
Is it possible that spot will open for him? He expressed interest during the Post-Game Show.
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
Even if Cowher takes over a team
It’s far from given that he will be able to replicate what he did with the Steelers.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 24, 2011 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Wow.
Tebow got it.
Overtime.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
and Tebow ties it...
I hate that he’s doing well even though I started him
by Toolshed1 on Oct 23, 2011 3:05 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
why?
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
by DilloTex on Oct 23, 2011 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh boy.
Lets just make sure this doesn’t get any further.
No politics. No religion. FFS.
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by riversmccown on Oct 23, 2011 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
^This.
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by MDC on Oct 23, 2011 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
nice tolerance
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
by DilloTex on Oct 23, 2011 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
he coulda worded it better
but I think he means he is annoyed by people who think khe is the greatest thing ever in football based on his faith and not his play on the field.
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
by nolander on Oct 23, 2011 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think he was pretty clear
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
by DilloTex on Oct 23, 2011 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
...all he needs here is a couple of first downs and a FG...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
by chuckiepoo on Oct 23, 2011 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
This.
Change please
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
by Jon Banks on Oct 23, 2011 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I am not religious in any form
But the Tebow-love comes from a lot more than pure religion. He has an infectious attitude, says the right things, and carries himself like you’d hope a leader would.
If Matt Schaub had Tim Tebow’s personality, the media would eat him right up. It has very little to do with who he worships.
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by riversmccown on Oct 23, 2011 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
This.
Thanks for the logic.
Change please
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
by Jon Banks on Oct 23, 2011 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Or not logic, but...whatever the right word is.
Change please
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
by Jon Banks on Oct 23, 2011 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
theres more then one category of tebow fans
some of them only because of religion, some because of the reaosns you said(I fall into that camp). Some because they hate Orton.
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
by nolander on Oct 23, 2011 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think the religion has something to do with it
but he’d be a leader with a great personality even if he were an atheist communist. I do think that there would be less Tebow love if he weren’t an overt evangelical, though.
by cubic on Oct 23, 2011 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
If Schaub had Tebow's personality,
He would be considered one of the elite QBs in the NFL
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 23, 2011 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
just vomited on my keyboard
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
by Hydroshock on Oct 23, 2011 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
...not so fast.
Tebow’s personality is permeated by his faith. That coupled with wide eyed, youthful enthusiasm may wind up getting him hurt over the long haul. Confidence and enthusiasm woud go a long way to improve Schaubs persona.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
by chuckiepoo on Oct 23, 2011 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
u can say that again
Houston errthang.. first off, get rid of pubes.. Rockets-Texans-Dynamo & Longhorn fan.. an Astros fan these days is an oxymoron
by HB23 on Oct 24, 2011 5:11 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I didn't say burn him at the stake...
I just don’t like people who give god credit for success in sports as if he wears their teams jersey. I especially hate it in MMA and Boxing. “I just want to thank god for giving me the power for punching this dude in the jaw 27 times and disconnect him from his senses.”
by Toolshed1 on Oct 23, 2011 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
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by riversmccown on Oct 23, 2011 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's alright Rivers... apparently I'm the odd man out here...
I’ll move along.
Congratulations to all of us on a great Texans win.
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
by DilloTex on Oct 23, 2011 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
do whatever you want
you’re the boss
by Toolshed1 on Oct 23, 2011 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Hmmm...
“I especially hate it in MMA and Boxing. "I just want to thank god for giving me the power for punching this dude in the jaw 27 times and disconnect him from his senses."
Tell me ONCE when that has ever happened, just like that.
Not trying to get this into religion, but I would imagine the thanking God is more in the “thank you for protecting me” rather than the “thanks for letting me beat this guy’s ass” sense of the phrase, but what do I know?
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by kriess on Oct 23, 2011 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I think we've covered this ground before.
Everyone kindly drop it.
Thanks.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 23, 2011 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I wasn't available for comment
when said ground was covered, my apologies. Also believe it wasn’t religion that comment was based on, but rather the reason behind bringing religion into football, which is a discussion by itself.
But I see you’re point, consider it dropped.
Hook em!
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by kriess on Oct 23, 2011 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Thanks.
You all rock and I love you all.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 23, 2011 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Agreed
BRB and BON have by far the best authors and online community around. Great win today!
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by kriess on Oct 23, 2011 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
for fun
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
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And rec'd everything else
because what’s a better way to diffuse a conflict than showing love, right?
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
no u didnt say that
But u did blatantly disrespect Jesus’ name with ur spelling of it, and as a God fearing man, that highly offends me..
I understand a lot of ppl are allergic to Religion and don’t like it pushed on them and to each his own.. so ppl shouldn’t push their disrespect or blasphemous comments of their viewpoints of Religion on me.. its only right
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by HB23 on Oct 24, 2011 5:19 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
LOLphins.
That is all.
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wow
I thought they would be better than this
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THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
The Dolphins deserve the #1 pick.
Just give it to them now.
Change please
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
I don't understand how I could know that Tebow was going to run there
And Miami couldn’t.
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Sparano is a dead man walking, might be the reason.
Change please
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Because there was a huge chance that Tebow was going to throw a fade to Eric Decker
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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yeahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah Texans!!!!!!!!!! About time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After the VY debacle
I feel sympathy for any team whose locals prize college football over NFL fandom. That just hurts.
The funny thing is, it's Miami! That isn't even U of Florida's hometown! He just played high school down there somewhere.
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
shit it's serious
Kubiak said FS Danieal Manning has an upper leg injury. He’s being evaluated, but “there’s still a chance that he could be back this year.”
I said it before
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 23, 2011 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions
It's because the Texans mascot is a cow
GOLDEN CALF!
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by Salad on Oct 23, 2011 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
And we eat his descendants
Blind fandom is all I got left.
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by Lone Spot on Oct 23, 2011 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nice
Note the blood spatter. A nice touch.
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I will always rec Dogma references.
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# 6
Change please
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Once again, I say, "Fuck you, Jobu/Durga,
We do this shit ourselves. We don’t need no stinking deities!"
Blind fandom is all I got left.
"Down to clown with some other chick's lady bits" ~ MDC
...only when the bleach supply runs low...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
When one runs out of bleach, reach for Fabuloso
Comes in several flavors
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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 23, 2011 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions
You may be onto something here. More Flavors than Nehi....
…and goes down smooth.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
It even comes in red
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 23, 2011 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Cushing vs. Chris Johnson
I think we’ve had a clear winner in this matchup for about 3 games in a row now.
by WhiskeyR on Oct 23, 2011 3:10 PM CDT reply actions 6 recs
I think I could have tackled CJ2YPC tonight.
He sucks.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 23, 2011 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions
He didn't even get 2 YPC
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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 23, 2011 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions
And now any time Traitors fans run that gif of Johnson breaking one for a touchdown covered by nobody,
We have a counter.
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by UprootedTexan on Oct 23, 2011 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions
this.
loved how he just threw him down on that 3rd down play.
"my momma was the Mike Vick of ass whuppin. side arm delivery, no wasted motion.. and very mobile." - @doobieman21
If I'm not mistaken
I think it was Cushings job today to spy Chris Johnson. Did it seem like he was there every time he got the carry and every time he was coming out in the flat?
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
This is exactly what I was thinking....says alot about wades faith in Cushing.
Or how poorly CJ is playing.
Cush
I think Rip made an excellent observation. If Chris Johnson hadn’t already been balls deep in his own sister, Cush would have been having his way with her all day long.
by WhiskeyR on Oct 23, 2011 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
Rec'd
That was beautiful, WhiskeyR. Simply beautiful.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Troy Nolan has to step up, big time.
Only positive right now is that the rest of our schedule is really easy, with the exception of a game or two.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
I hear we have a winning record
and first place in the division
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
You all know what I mean......
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Oct 23, 2011 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Like the SEALs say
“The only easy day was yesterday”
NFL….anything can happen! Stay poised, refocus and prepare!
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by MeMongo on Oct 24, 2011 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Besides the asskicking, I meant.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Oct 23, 2011 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions
and a game and a half lead if it came to a tiebreaker.
"my momma was the Mike Vick of ass whuppin. side arm delivery, no wasted motion.. and very mobile." - @doobieman21
plus 500 yards of total offense without Andre Johnson
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 23, 2011 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions
ZEeeeeRooooo!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Although
Did you see the one play that looked like a mirror image of the Raiders INT??
Pressure coming….Schaub flushed out of the pocket…..rolls to his left….defender coming…..Shcaub pumps……looks to throw……NOOOOOO!!!!! Throws out of bounds……WHEW!!
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
I saw one like that
that ended in a first down at about our 20. I think it may have even bee to Jacoby.
I really, really liked that play.
He bought his receivers more time to get open. Unfortunately, they didn’t. But the result of the play is inconsequential; Schaub needs to do more of that. Especially against defenses that are more aggressive than Tennessee’s.
lulz
and after starting sucky 0 for 4 he had one more incompletion the rest of the game
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Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
And his TDs only counted for 6 points each!
by WhiskeyR on Oct 23, 2011 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
trade him for
hasselbeck, I mean look at how well hasselbeck has played for the Titans!
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best part of today really
was Schaub not tossing a pick, and not getting sacked
no wait, it was Rackers hit
eh, that hit from Joseph was my favorite
umm no wait, Cushing WTFBBQing CJ all day
and Foster’s production x2
eh, it was all great. what a complete game! Now if they can only perform like that another 12 games
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If we can keep winning with all oour injuries
I can only imagine next year after our first taste of the playoffs…
keo played fairly well.
considering it was his first live action. on special teams he made some great plays.
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The one where he dove on his face a good 5 yards in front of him?
LOL, yeah that was bad.
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lol miami fans are confused..
they wanna root, but they dont wanna root.
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FUCK. STOMP.
Glorious.
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by bigfatdrunk on Oct 23, 2011 3:17 PM CDT reply actions 6 recs
Will that Cowboys fan on your facebook shut up now?
Change please
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Everyone has that ONE facebook friend
that is a cowboys fan and is completely retarded. But I guess those two kinda go hand and hand.
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by Salad on Oct 23, 2011 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
You act like Cowboys fans
aren’t blithering idiots living in the past.
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by MDC on Oct 23, 2011 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions 8 recs
True.
Change please
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
And we'll just green this...
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by UprootedTexan on Oct 23, 2011 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions
dONE AND DONE 'GIN.
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Nope
Never.
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BFD!!!
Howdy
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by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Hi!
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Paul Revere by Beastie Boys?
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I thought the same thing.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 23, 2011 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Glorious indeed
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by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions
My god...you ARE still alive!
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by UprootedTexan on Oct 23, 2011 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Let me guess, so Denver's not in the Suck For Luck race?
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by The Night Owl on Oct 23, 2011 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Apparently not.
If Elway believe’s Tebow has “it” that’s some pretty nice endorsement.
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My goodness, the Dolphins suck so hard.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 23, 2011 3:17 PM CDT reply actions
Not as bad as Seattle vs Cleveland was
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by The Night Owl on Oct 23, 2011 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Is 6-3 even allowed?
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I'm waiting for someone to win 4-2
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by The Night Owl on Oct 23, 2011 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, that was pretty damn well unwatchable.
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by UprootedTexan on Oct 23, 2011 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions
They may suck
But they should have some Luck coming their way soon.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 23, 2011 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Not if Seattle keeps losing to teams like Cleveland.
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by UprootedTexan on Oct 23, 2011 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Seattle would be a great place for Luck
far far far away from the AFC south
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Yeah
Josh McDaniels managed to fuck that franchise up in a hurry.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 23, 2011 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions
This game is like a cripple fight.
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...aaaaaand Detroit comes crashing back to earth.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 23, 2011 3:20 PM CDT reply actions
DAMMIT
FUCK ALL LIFE
Change please
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Things that may make only me happy.
Daniel Thomas is a much better back than Reggie Bush
Change please
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Heh
I should have started Tate over Thomas. Thomas gave me 5 points, and Tate put up 10 worthless points on the bench.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 23, 2011 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions
stafford almost made a huge play there
HE ISN’T CLUTCH
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what I got from that
is the browns passing attack is really bad
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He brought the Texans' playbook with him, they should be getting better...
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Their offense needs all the help they can get
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by The Night Owl on Oct 23, 2011 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Christian Ponder just did that?
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 23, 2011 3:24 PM CDT reply actions
Broncos win
Wow. What a suckfest.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 23, 2011 3:26 PM CDT reply actions
Tim Tebow: not a good game statistically, but bottom line: they won
Vince Young: not a good game statistically, but they won.
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by riversmccown on Oct 23, 2011 3:27 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
sounds like he got into a rythm late
and made some good plays. Then again its the Dolphins
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Tim Tebow JUST WINZ GAMES!!!!!111!
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by UprootedTexan on Oct 23, 2011 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions
How can the titans lose
They’re the most complete team in the division lol!!!!
by TheDream34 on Oct 23, 2011 3:32 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
According to every Tebow fan,
Tebow played QB, defense, and kicker.
Everything that happened was because of Tebow, in other words.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
This was my favorite
“…and the Dolphins will kick to Tebow and the Dolphins.” I didn’t realize he played ST too.
Gotta love the big hype machine
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Beating the BESFs 41-7
Is easily the greatest road win in franchise history.
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Greatest road win = Greatest margin of victory on the road
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We did everything right
and it was that that I thought it could be.
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and Foster set a team record over 100 yards rushing and receiving in a single game
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On the highlight shows this evening
Will they talk more about how good the Texans were or how bad the Titans were?
They'll talk about how the bye threw the Titans off rhythm.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 23, 2011 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions
About Arian Foster
And not much else. I’d put $10 on it
But, you know, ten New Zealand dollars, which is about $7.20 US.
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by distant_texans_fan on Oct 23, 2011 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions
In between Tebow highlights
They’ll mention how bad Chris Johnson is playing.
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Sharpe giving love to both Arian and the Defense.
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Our defense
Played lights fucking out all day. The sacks weren’t there today but that was kinda expected. We still shut them down in all phases.
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Hasselbeck doesn't get sacked.
Not in Tennessee, at least. He looked like he had a plan to get rid of the ball quickly all day long.
Doesn't matter
Titans sucking are as enjoyable as Texans dominating.
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They'll not say nary a word about the game at all
and do a lifetime achievement award on Tebow.
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by MeMongo on Oct 24, 2011 12:27 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Damn
Not cool.
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by distant_texans_fan on Oct 23, 2011 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions
ugh
but the Texans will be OK
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by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, I hope so.
The four games are the Jaguars, the Browns, the Bucs and the Bye. So we should be able to go 2-1. But hopefully 3-0. That would put us at 6-4 or 7-3 at the bye.
Then we have the Jags again, then the Falcons. So by the time he comes back, we could anywhere from 9-3 to 7-5. Which is pretty good. We’ll get Andre Johnson (GoaT) and James Casey back as well.
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by distant_texans_fan on Oct 23, 2011 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions
At least it's not season-ending.
We’ll have him back by the playoffs.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 23, 2011 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm going to wait until after we get official word from the team
Houston media injury reporting has been AMR bad all season.
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Except for maybe the Colts
Have we had a game without at least one serious injury this season?
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 23, 2011 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions
The tibia is in the front of the leg, right?
When he went down he grabbed the same area that Andre did, in the lower back of the leg. This doesn’t make sense.
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Symptoms of a cracked tibia include pain upon bearing weight on the affected extremity. You may also notice tenseness near the knee which can limit mobility. My knee was so swollen that it resembled a deformed grapefruit.
Yikes
At least it’s not season ending. Our secondary also looked pretty good when Keo wasn’t in even without Manning (though you’d obviously much rather have him in).
In Keo we don't!
At least not yet. He was pretty awful out there on defense.
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He at least learned how to tackle on ST...
You can’t expect a 4th round safety to do very well as a rookie in a game. Fortunately he wasn’t on the field too much. We’ll be ok.
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True, but he gave away our shut out on that TD throw
Plus, that 4th qtr play where he dove to the ground 5 yards in front of Ringer was ridiculous! I know he’s a rookie but……COME ON MAN!!!
Also, I totally agree about Jo Jo…..he’s awesome.
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Me either
I know he’ll get better with more game action but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t a little concerned about our safety depth now.
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I wouldn't be surprised if they decided to put Allen back there at FS until Manning gets back
just so they can justify putting Kareem Jackson on the field
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by The Night Owl on Oct 23, 2011 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Joseph is criminally underrated.
You’d be hard-pressed to name five better CBs in the league.
Totally Agree
Joseph has been fantastic. He’s a true CB1, and there aren’t a lot of those around.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
Not only can he cover but he can tackle, too
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somebody get a sniper set up on Kirby for next week
and hand him two pictures, one of Kareem and one of Keo. If either of them show up dressed out for the game….blow off a knee cap!
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The one good thing is at least we have a pretty fluffy part of the schedule coming that he'll miss.
Other than that, I need a beer.
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by UprootedTexan on Oct 23, 2011 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions
No offense, UT and you can certainly call it whatever you want, because you can
But, for me, calling it anything but a tough stretch , because this Texans team is only 4-3, would be doing the team and the rest of the NFL a disservice. This schedule is tough every week. Nothing is a given. Fluffy? The Raiders at home was supposed to be a Texans win and it wasn’t. There is no fluff out there to be had. It’s one game at a time for me. I don’t care if they reel off 8 in a row. There is nothing fluffy.
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I agree to an extent
But once we get AJ back it will seem more “fluffy” to me.
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If you think the Texans can't lose a game with AJ on the field, then have at it
I still say there is no fluff to be had. This team has to play every week, every half and every quarter. This team is known for taking parts of games off and that cannot happen in the NFL. Stats don’t matter. The only stat that matters is the W at the end of the game.
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I agree with you man
Every game in the NFL is losable. I just think that once AJ gets back, even with Manning out, the Texans SHOULD win the majority of the games left.
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I agree
There is nothing easy about winning a game in the NFL on any given day. I don’t even count out the Jags because it’s a division game and they always play us tough, no matter who’s behind center.
I have faith but I’ll choose to contain my optimism for now and just enjoy this one.
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yep
Our division games are always tough games. That’s what makes today’s win so great well that and it’s the BESF’s I would alway’s enjoy blowing the doors off there ass.
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Like the Bucs beating the Saints
division games are tougher.
The Jags do always make for a tough game.
No, you're right, none of them are gimme games.
If they were there’d be no point to playing them. But it’s not like we’re facing the creme de la creme of the NFL. The teams coming up don’t worry me the way Pittsburgh did or New Orleans or Baltimore did. I’m just saying I still like our chances with a lot of the teams left on the schedule.
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by UprootedTexan on Oct 23, 2011 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions
And the Oakland game
was the day after Al Davis died.
Of the teams we’re playing for the rest of the season, Tampa Bay and the Falcons worry me the most. Now that has got to be saying something.
I think the rest of the AFC games we should be able to compete well, and have the opportunity to win most, if not all of them.
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by distant_texans_fan on Oct 23, 2011 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Do they have owners that are on their last legs?
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Ouch....Chiefs beatin up on the Raiders...
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I had 34-13 on the podcast!
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You thought they would score more then 7 points?!
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by nolander on Oct 23, 2011 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Heh
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Boom
Change please
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
And I mocked you for it.
I await bad eggs and pictures of the Smashing that the JUGGERNAUTS sent down.
Change please
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Sounds like a winner to me...step to the podium to claim your prize sir...
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I only had 32-6
dang it
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by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions
congrats all around
perhaps if you hadn’t been so much better at [insert any phase of the game at random here] we might have had a chance. i would kill a man for your run blocking in particular.
enjoy the cake walk to the division, i think we are checking into the basement apartment with the colts and jags at this point. rent’s a lot cheaper.
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by hal41605 on Oct 23, 2011 3:56 PM CDT reply actions 9 recs
Thanks man
We’ve been on the receiving end too many times so hopefully this will be our year. Still a lot of football to be played though.
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this is now 4 total no shows in 6 games
(the broncos just happened to be even shittier and we won). the ravens game was an aberration. without britt, we ain’t got shit.
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Not sure what's up with CJ
Is the run blocking really that bad or is something wrong?
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The run blocking didn't look great but he looked super hesitant.
He was so willing to be tackled on initial contact. Cushing had his number all game.
He runs like he's afraid of contact
When he was drafted, Mayock said he was hesitant to run in between the tackles. The Tits excellent o-lines covered that up for a while, but now that the o-line sucks, he can’t go inside or outside.
Cushing pwned the shit out of him today. Cushing is becoming an all star again.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 23, 2011 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions
CUUUUSSSSHHHHH!!!!
I’m lovin how he’s playing this year. He has really clicked in Wade’s system.
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Seems to be getting better every game.
He’s almost where he was in 2009.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 23, 2011 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Apples and Oranges
He plays in a different system now. The guy has been a beast.
Is that what he uses to cover it up now?
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 23, 2011 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions
However, Demeco hasn't
Didn’t get one tackle in the game. Did anyone notice if he seemed to get phased out in this game?
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by The Night Owl on Oct 23, 2011 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I like DeMeco as a leader
But, I caught DeMeco running around in space with nowhere to go. I saw TEs coming out and he couldn’t keep up with them in pursuit. I don’t think the DeMeco we have right now is the DeMeco of old.
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Wasn't that to be expected though?
His injury takes at least a year to fully heal doesn’t it?
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Seems more than just that, he's not adjusting to the scheme as well as Cushing has
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by The Night Owl on Oct 23, 2011 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I did see Sharpton in there quite a bit
Do you think Demeco could end up getting traded for a high pick in the draft?
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by The Night Owl on Oct 23, 2011 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know
I think Rick Smith has surprised me in the last year with some of his moves. DeMeco is a defensive player so I expect that Wade would have a big say in any trade that involves his ILB. I wouldn’t rule it out. I will say this. I think NT and WR will be the big needs in the draft next Spring. But, I can see an ILB in the 3rd round. A big, mobile ILB who can shake off blocks and stuff the run.
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How many snaps did DeMeco play?
I do think Cushing has eclipsed him at least in this system. He is excelling in it right now.
Demeco is injured
I am sure of it this game
after first defensive play – he grabbed his hamstring
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by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
I hope you're wrong
or that it’s not bad.
I was curious though because doesn’t Cushing stay on the field and DeMeco come off in certain passing situations?
in the nickle - yes
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by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I saw him grabbing his hammy early on
Maybe first defensive play
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by Barryfromtexas on Oct 23, 2011 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions
We were up so quickly...
We spent most of the day in the nickel package. I’ll be interested to see PFF’s snap counts; I’m guessing our second ILB played around 30 snaps, with Cody and Mitchell at a similar amount combined.
He looked like he was playing in slow motion
Indecisive and scared. Really weird.
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the blocking is shit terrible
but CJ is also not quite himself. i think his problems are mainly frustration and trying to do too much, and that’s a product of seeing your blockers’ asses coming right for you on every play. give him what you guys give Foster and Co and this would be a non issue.
the biggest thing is he always used to overcome the bad blocking, and right now he simply can’t do it.
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He didn't look like he was trying to do too much today, imo.
He looked like he was going through the motions.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 23, 2011 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions
too much cutting and dancing
plus you guys aren’t exactly slouches on the run D either.
he logged about 775 touches in 09-10. i think we are seeing some of that as well. the ghost of fisher still fucking our shit up.
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cutting and dancing?
it just looked like he was jogging into the defenders all game
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There's also that.
FO did some research, and apparently there’s a magic number of carries (I think it may be 300) per season, and if a running back not named Eric Dickerson passes that number, he’s going to have a serious drop off in production the following year.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 23, 2011 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Larry Johnson, for example
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 23, 2011 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Michael Turner, for the counter.
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well and it's double for a small frame like CJ
i’d like to see him in the long term be turned into a healthy brian westbrook. a lot more shotgun runs, screens, routes that aren’t just dump offs, etc.
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He’s CJ.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 23, 2011 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions
he's young
i’d expect him to bounce back next year at the worst. you can tell it’s killing him. im not gonna bury the guy yet, but i’d say it’s pretty grim for this season.
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Thing is
Shelf-life for a running back is so short, I don’t think there is much room for optimism when someone falls off a cliff like that. Besides, it would also involve fixing the o-line, which seems to need a lot of help.
As much as I don’t like to see him succeed, there is no doubt that when he’s on, he’s a thrill to watch. So from that perspective I hope he comes back.
Except against us, natch.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 23, 2011 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions
the tackles are fine
so it’s really just GCG that needs overhaul. doable i think. i hope.
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I think it was 320.
But I also thought that FO dispelled that myth, so I could be way the hell off here.
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Didn't know that.
I will wait for Rivers to make the final determination.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 23, 2011 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Here's what I was thinking of.
http://www.advancednflstats.com/2008/07/drunkards-light-posts-and-myth-of-370.html
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Aha. Nice read.
I now await Rivers to provide FO’s riposte.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 23, 2011 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions
The curse of 370, is what it was.
I don’t think it was an ironclad theory so much as it was a “hey, check out how kooky this is!” sort of thing. Much like Tom Verducci’s IP jump numbers on pitchers.
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by riversmccown on Oct 24, 2011 2:31 AM CDT up reply actions
BTW
Thanks for pointing me to that site. I just found several interesting articles on game theory and play calling. Awesome.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 23, 2011 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I love his stuff on Game Theory.
They make me want to find some way to work the Nash embedding theorem into a football post.
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Long time ago
Before I was an actual writer here, I wrote a fanpost based on the Nash equilibrium arguing that against a good, thinking quarterback it would be correct to call random defensive plays a certain part of the time.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 24, 2011 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I think I heard the number is 370.
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by UprootedTexan on Oct 23, 2011 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks, hal.
The move to Ponder is probably in your best interest at this point. I think the Dolphins have the Suck for Luck market cornered.
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Did Hasselbeck hurt his hand on that Pick 6?
Looked like his hand/wrist was hit by Antonio on that play.
He apparently had it in a cup of ice on the sideline.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 23, 2011 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions
makes sense
both UT and the Titans have a #1 WR with a torched ACL and a starting QB with a bum thumb.
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Locker, no?
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 23, 2011 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Oops, thanks
Watching Ponder now.
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Thanks and rec'd.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 23, 2011 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions
classy post, thanks
To be fair, many of us were fearing this game with so much uncertainty on both sides going in. Have a good season, but not good enough to get Andrew Luck!
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This was my favorite post:
I can only imagine how gratifiying this is over at BRB
They hate us so much, and to be destroying us probably pleases them to no end. They deserve it, their team played fantastic today, and we did nothing to stop em.
/depressionengage
Crackin’ me up….
by Kidaster on Oct 23, 2011 3:57 PM CDT reply actions 10 recs
Rec that Man!
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by distant_texans_fan on Oct 23, 2011 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions
That pretty well sums it up for me.
I’ve been saying all week that they suck and this will be an easy win. Its noce to see those homers eating crow.
it is very nice
i am still recovering from the spooge in my shorts!
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I wanted to give you props on that
You have been saying the Texans would destroy them all week. Nice call man
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yep I seen that post at MCM
Made my day
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Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
I thought the Titans had pursuit problems in the run game, but I didn't expect it to get exploited like that.
Good win. Fair to say that’s the most dominant win in ya’ll history?
Widest margin of victory ever, so I'd say yes.
Especially given the circumstances going into the game.
Depends on if you count last year's game at home against you guys.
Considering you were starting a DIII quarterback back then, this one might have been better.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 23, 2011 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Glover Quin was absolutely not the worst CB in the NFL
That honor belonged to the guy that got benched for part of the game today, Kareem Jackson.
But because you guys started that Rusty fellow, it doesn't really count.
Also, as a fan of the team that employed Petey Faggins, I can tell you that you ain’t seen shit when it comes to horrible NFL corners.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 23, 2011 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Expoited?
Devoured. Demolished. Obliterated. Destroyed. Murdered. 0h and some other words that fit the titties run d.
I take offense to calling them the Titties/Tits
Tits/Titties have provided me a lifetime of pleasure. No way they should be associated with those baby-eating, sister-fucking, team-stealing minions of BeelzeBud. IMHO.
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by Lone Spot on Oct 23, 2011 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
In no way should these ever be associated with the BESFs
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by The Night Owl on Oct 23, 2011 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions 9 recs
nICE GREEN BACKGROUND TO CONTRAST THAT BEAUTIFUL PALE GINGER...
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I stand corrected.
Beelzebuds army of darkness. The traitors.
Where can I see a replay of the game?
In it’s entirety? Minus the manning shit?
What?
Shouldn’t y’all be evacuating? I thought I saw storm clouds earlier.
We've been getting teased all day.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 23, 2011 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions
As you should.
Luv too carverdale though.
Huh?
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 23, 2011 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions
This format is fucking up my replys.
Baytown under his house dammit.
Any Texans fans at the game?
Would really like to hear a Houston native flicking off Bud.
I know this joke is in bad taste, but I'm going to say it anyways....it's just a joke!
The BESFs would have done a lot better if Bud Adams had pulled an Al Davis before the game…
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by Rip Jersey on Oct 23, 2011 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
That would.
Make for a better post game celebration!
Losing manning is bad
But I still don’t think it’s a season crushing type of injury, but we cannot lose anymore players
by TheDream34 on Oct 23, 2011 4:04 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Good news is that we hopefully get at least one of Casey and Johnson back next week.
Hopeful Manning will be back at the end of the season.
I hope we get both back
I would LOVE to see an even bigger beat down against the kittens.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
Casey.
The thought is interesting. Andre should only come back when ready.
Food for thought.
So know do we see more holliday?
I was thinking earlier
what a stroke of dumb luck it was to have him active today with the kick returner going down. If it hadn’t been a broken bone I would have suspected his leg had given him trouble.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 23, 2011 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions
I will say this
I am not big on Holliday and my criticism has been mostly on his stone hands, which today, did not look bad at all. He caught the ball in traffic and handled the ball very well.
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
He's fast!
Rooting for that little guy to succeed very much.
So all the injuries mean we are gonna be this years Super Bowl winner right?
That’s what Green Bay did last year and we all know it’s a copycat league
GB has a bit better depth than us
But our schedule is looking rather soft at the moment so we could survive to get most of our guys back by the end of the season.
Ya should have used sarcasm font
was just screwing around, but with a soft schedule for the next 3 weeks we should continue to gain momentum
I thought it was funny
And I was thinking that everyone will think we are more awesome when they see what the team accomplishes with all the adversity they’ve had.
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by distant_texans_fan on Oct 23, 2011 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Since I didn't get to watch
how many hits did we get on Hasselbeck?
Hmm
I would have thought we would need to get more pressure than that on him to make him play poorly.
by Bobbythegreat on Oct 23, 2011 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions
He got rid of the ball quickly.
He played under some pressure, but probably not as much as we are used to this year.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 23, 2011 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions
wooo hoooo!
my lone prediction for the game that worked out
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Best performance by the secondary that I can recall.
Evar.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 23, 2011 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions
So many PDs
So many.
Also, it’s going to be hard choosing between Rackers and JJoe for the KTFO award this week.
I'd go with Rackers
Because I suspect JJoe will get more chances.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 23, 2011 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd imagine so.
He’s good for two or three per game.
When people were analyzing him as a free agency option this year, nobody ever mentioned that. His coverage skills were always highly touted, but he constantly delivers punishing hits.
video of Rackers hit...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uePsStj1aPI
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by The Night Owl on Oct 23, 2011 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, but the JJoe knockout was pretty significant in stalling that drive.
Could’ve been a different game if that had been complete
Kamikaze Kicker!!!!
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Well Keo had a good hit on ST
Barber was solid prior to his injury… but those two are damn good tacklers and willing to prove they are football players too….
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Even though we didn't, I thought the D played well
Actually – I think the D has played well all year. Our offense has had more off games than the D.
I CAME
Watching this game. This was the bloody pirahna swarm frenzy that I expect this team to unleash every week. We skull fucked them to the death.
I love it. Bring on the Glitter Kitties.
by YohannDookeyblue on Oct 23, 2011 4:30 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
I need to find
a way to download the game so I can watch it.
by Bobbythegreat on Oct 23, 2011 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Absolurely awesome.
Had to work during the game but if we were going to hand out an asswhooping, I can’t think of a team who deserved it more. Anymore updates on manning?
4-6 weeks someone said. Tibula cracked, broken or something.
Elaine Benes thinks Arian Foster is sponge-worthy.
by molloymalone on Oct 23, 2011 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions
That sucks.
But at least our schedule softens up a bit.
This may be my most favorite Texans game I've ever seen.
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Work? Ftw!
They could of at least gave me my rof at 12!
Largest margin of victory in a road win in Texans History
The fact that it occurs against the BESFs in a game for first place means you are very astute in your favoritism.
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Also, Largest margin of victory in team history.
Period. Ever.
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I'm getting old.
But my hate will remain until bud drops. You don’t give the finger to a whole city. Well at least not my city.
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Here. Ugh.
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LOL
Who saw Chris Johnson dive, then Cushing catch him in the air and just drop him…? Loved this game.
Wow, more bad news for the Raiders
DMC went down.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 23, 2011 5:31 PM CDT reply actions
Saw this on twitter
i remember him from the game and made a caption for it.
Joeeatstacos @Taco Joe
@StephStradley @The_Raheel Hasselbeck Jersey=150$, designer sunglasses= $200, gold chain=$150, watching the Texans stomp BE-SFs priceless!
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by Taco Joe on Oct 23, 2011 5:33 PM CDT reply actions 16 recs
That's fucked up!
Brittanys going to be pissed!
tony romo + terribad stache = that guy
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No offense.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I saw that dude on the replay and shouted, “hey honey, check out the hillbilly!!!”"
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
I remember this guy from when i was watching the game.
I was thinking, Wow if I were this guy, I’d be hiding from the camera, but you know this guy DVRed the game and is showing all his friends.
“Look guys, I made it on TV.”
I just don’t thing he realized it was the “inbred cam”
by TheyCallMeTex on Oct 23, 2011 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Have we ever led our division 7 games in?
Also, I’d like to go ahead and nominate Peyton Manning for MVP of this season. The Colts are 0-6…
Greg Davis haikus; a lot like his offenses; always go sideways.
by pleaseplaykindle on Oct 23, 2011 7:01 PM CDT reply actions
This is the point in the season where we normally fade out of the wild-card race.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 23, 2011 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Unfortunately, the TV cameras never showed Beelzebub's gin-bleary mug after the pick-six
wearing his powder blue suit, unmade bed shirt, and red & white striped tie. If they had, they would have zoomed out to show Satan sitting alone in his suite. Zooming our even more, we would have seen that no one was in the stands.
What a douche.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Jacoby made Innegan
look like Kareem Jackson, just sayin…. can’t wait to see ’Dre vs Innegan later this year!
"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
watching the game again on my DVR
my god that reverse was terrible. I think they should keep the fake end arounds but just take the real thing out of the playbook unless maybe you want to run one for AJ.
I think CJ gave Jacoby a run for his money
On that tipped pass that he caught.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 24, 2011 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions
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