Come one! Come all! The beat-down of the century is about to begin! Tonight the Baltimore Ravens travel to Jacksonville to take on the crap-tastic Jaguars and ply their trade for a packed house of extremely weathered tarps and hobos! This is to be your open thread for discussing the first quarter of the game, then lapsing into fond memories of the Texans going all Chuck Norris on the BESF's yesterday and the Colts sitting comfortably at home on their couches during their bye week (denial fantasy).

So get the popcorn ready and prepare to be either asleep or watching the World Series by halftime!