Mini Coupe Power Play: In A Race Between Arian Foster And A Mini Coupe, The Titans Would Lose
In the third week of the Mini Coupe Power Play series, we finally get to select a play that actually helped the team win.
And there are no shortages of candidates. The big interception by Danieal Manning on a broken leg is one option, as are Brice McCain's pick six, Joel Dreessen's TD catch and a myriad of other plays.
I really wanted to select Neil Rackers' fourth quarter leveling of Mariani (because it was awesome, that's why), but if we're looking for the one play that really powered the Texans to victory, it has to be Arian Foster's 78-yard touchdown reception.
Setting the stage, the game was still a contest at the moment with the Texans up 10-0. After a nice defensive stop the Texans started the drive at their own 6-yard line. A few plays later, and they sit at fist and ten from their own 22.Pre-snap, the Texans are lined up in a 2 TE formation with Bryant Johnson split wide. The Titans have 9 in the box and are really gearing up to stop Arian. Good luck with that.
The Texans carry on the fake as they've done so many times. You can see why they are so good at this. All the linemen are run blocking, Vickers is lead blocking, and both Foster and Schaub do a phenomenal job of carrying out their fakes. All nine of the Titans bite hard. It's obviously the first time they've ever seen the Texans perform such an act.
This is the shot that makes the play so beautiful. Arian actually had quite a bit of contact as he shot through the line, but you can see him as the streaking blur at the bottom of the screen (running past all his offensive linemen who are standing around because the Tennessee guys are either on the ground or running in circles). Notice that he's not even through the traffic when Schaub preps to throw. The Titans, who have finally realized it's a fake, have begun pooping themselves in lieu of covering Foster.
Give Schaub credit for putting perfect touch on the ball. Arian catches it in stride, and look how open he is!!
Then we see what makes Arian Foster so special. He sees that Michael Griffin has committed to catching him along the side line and has his hips completely turned in that direction. Foster makes a perfect cut inside. But oh no! Will Witherspoon now has the angle to catch him.
No he doesn't. The subtleness of this second cut is a thing of beauty. It should be immortalized in the Uffizi.
You know how this ends.
Even though the Texans had a 10 point lead before this play, the game was still strongly contested. While this play didn't put it out of reach, it gave the Texans a ton of confidence while really putting a dent in the Titan's hopes. The entire feel of the game changed after this one beautiful play.
The real catalyst though is Gary Kubiak. I've badmouthed Kubiak as much as anyone (ok, maybe not that much), but if we're going to fault him for his... well... faults, then we need to credit him for teaching this team to run the best play action fakes in the league.
That's your Mini Coupe Power Play.
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FIRST thing's first...
Mini coupes are bad ass cars, and I would like to own one some day.
Secondly, Arian Foster deserves ALL the accolades this week!
Title of the Year
Well done, sir.
Blind fandom is all I got left.
"Down to clown with some other chick's lady bits" ~ MDC
It is easily one of my all time favorite plays for the Texans
The pessimist says "half empty"
The optimist says "half full"
The NFL says "The Jags have the wrong size stadium in Tarpsville so we are moving that team to LA"
^This proves he eats, sleeps, and shits football.
Blind fandom is all I got left.
"Down to clown with some other chick's lady bits" ~ MDC
by Lone Spot on Oct 25, 2011 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions 7 recs
the ball actually looks like he's shitting it out...too funny
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Oct 25, 2011 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
The best part about this
was that he kept pointing to someone in the crowd. I can only imagine it was someone in a Texans jersey.
If it wasn’t, then it might even be more awesome.
it was 2 guys holding a texans banner
they showed them once after a score.
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by Carter Liles on Oct 25, 2011 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Who was blocking?
on the 4th picture on the 50 yard line. Excellent job keeping the defender out of the play. Otherwise he was in position to (try) make the tackle.
Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!
89 = Bryant Johnson
Blind fandom is all I got left.
"Down to clown with some other chick's lady bits" ~ MDC
Johnson also
came flying in when Foster was at about the 8 yard line to throw a block.
He didn’t end up actually doing anything, but it was great hustle.
Third image
I assume that was really a clean block? There’s a Titan on the ground with a Texan over his back. In the still it looks like it may have been holding.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 25, 2011 1:35 PM CDT reply actions
Not a penalty
Winston’s just making sure the guy doesn’t get up by standing over him…..that’s a fairly common occurance
"Lord, beer me strength."
I figured it wasn't a penalty, it just really stood out in that still.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 25, 2011 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, it was Winston
so you can rest assured that there was holding somewhere in the midst of that play.
Namaste

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by Taco Joe on Oct 25, 2011 2:42 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
MS paint
not as good as photoshop :(
"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
I mean after killing Justin Beiber
He was my write in candidate
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YAY!!!!
I am saving this!!!
"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
If something has been MS Painted here...
I would really like to see it, but cannot :\
diety option.
THE Z KEY?
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That is an awesome play
But like you said – there were several really good plays in that game.
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did anybody catch
the Jaguars beating the Ravens last night? Should we be worried???
Yes, I caught it.
No, we should not be worried. Jags lucked into one of Flacco’s “OH NO, JOE!” games, and they were able to focus on Rice. We have far, far more weapons than the Ravens, and the Jags have zero hope of shutting down our offense.
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Completely Agree
I do think it lessens the chance they take the game lightly though, which is a good thing.
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
not to mention
their offense is so anemic it’s pathetic. their lone weapon, pocket hercules, seems to have caught a case of fumbleitis. gabbert still has a long way to go, was not impressed with him in the slightest.
by Travis Roggatz on Oct 25, 2011 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
actually rice only had 8 carries. sounds more like bad coaching. rice the only guaranteed threat on balt defense.
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Oct 25, 2011 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
T-Sizzle
agrees with you.
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we've got a good point
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Oct 25, 2011 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions
No worries unless that other Texans' team shows up.
As long as the team that showed up in Tennessee keeps showing up all year there’s going to be some serious happiness around town for awhile.
Even if the underachievers show up they should not have any worries either.
Alcohol is necessary so that a man can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.
This.
Unless the Texans who showed up against Oakland show up and Arian Foster and Matt Schaub slip into a coma, I’m not worried.
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Aaaaaaaaaannnnnddddd
We should have AJ and Thor back!
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
In other words
On the second drive.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 25, 2011 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
How is Arian
trailing Drew brees in the Red zone voting… Drew Brees did what everyone thought, Arian destroyed a team that was favorite in the game!
"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
...
Brees wasn't that good yesterday. Roethlisberger put up more yards.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 25, 2011 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions
hahaha
God Drew Brees sucks he couldnt get more than 62 points yesterday
"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
Brees sucks. I can't blame Payton for yanking him for not being able to score with 12 minutes left in the 4th
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 25, 2011 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions
the saints should just trade brees and go with that one kid they got
"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
so redzone doesn't mean redzone?
I would say Plaxico had the best redzone performance, because thats all he did sunday
he had 1 catch for 15 yards that wasn’t a touchdown, then he had 3 catches of 4 yards or less that were touchdowns.
Brees and Foster had great games, but Plaxico was the best redzone performer of the weekend
by darkmagician on Oct 25, 2011 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions
One thing that stands out about Arian on second viewing
Is how absolutely goddamn amazing his first cut is. I mean, it’s like he is literally running downhill while everyone else is plodding uphill. He hits the cutback lane like a ghost. It’s a thing of beauty.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 25, 2011 11:22 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 4 recs
after re-watching the game
There was one play at around 5:34 in the 3rd were Arian cut up saw nothing shifted back behind Vickers, waited a sec for a block and went up-field. The play only got 5-6 yards but the vision, movement, and use of blockers was beautiful. I literally sat back and said WOW.
I know the play you're talking about
I rewound it four or five times and made my wife watch it while explaining that 95% of the RBs in the league would have tried to get the corner and got stopped for no gain.
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you dont know his wife
she loves it when you talk football makes her randy… or so im told.
"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
Although, that was the last thought on MDCs mind, he was purely amazed that Foster gained the five yards....
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
Fosters running ability
is his viagra.
"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
You mean, even with a remote in one hand and a chicken sandwich in the other
You’re trying to convince us that you ended up on the living room floor….
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
I am trying to find a lady who does just this
except with Fried chicken instead of Chick-Fil-a since we all know they dont sell on sunday.
"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
Remote in one hand, screwdriver in the other. Chick-fil-a is closed on Sundays.
The Two-Day Hangover @ Battle Red Blog (2011) & SBN Houston (2010) | Twitter
^This
I actually LOLd at a Rip Comment by imagining MDC going to town on Mrs. MDC with a remote in one hand and a screwdriver (tool, not drink) in the other.
Blind fandom is all I got left.
"Down to clown with some other chick's lady bits" ~ MDC
MDC was like Neil Rackers moving in for the hit on a kickoff
like a blur….
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
shit,
I hope he did. I’m fuckin turned on.
am i the only one who absolutely love watching Mr. Foster burn defenders in the open feild. for a guy that is supposedly not that fast , he always seems to glide right past would be defenders…..go Texans…..eat it Tits
by Carey Wheatley on Oct 26, 2011 11:40 AM CDT reply actions
I would like some Tits
in my mouth…. :D
"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans


























