Venndication: Week 7 In Graphic Form
by MDC on Oct 27, 2011 5:40 PM CDT
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Its simple maths really
Chris Johnson times an overblown contract, plus Matt Hassleback, minus Jeff Fishers moustache.
divided by
Wade Phillips times the sum of JJ Watt and Daniel Manning
equals
Texans 41 – BESFs 7
How about I Punch-a-size your face for free! - Rod Farva
by distant_texans_fan on Oct 27, 2011 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
My bad
Jonathon Joseph, not Manning.
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by distant_texans_fan on Oct 27, 2011 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions
On my screen at work the pile of cash looked more like a curly merkin.
I figure CJ may want to put one on around town to keep a low pro.
Alcohol is necessary so that a man can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.
LOL
pictures worth 1000 words ;-).
cute
hehe true, Kidaster, I don’t know who the 2nd photo is after chris johnson
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~~ Fuzion
I mean I don't understand the photo after the money and before the moustache
everything else makes sense
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by BattleRedFan on Oct 27, 2011 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Matt Hasselbeck
with a milk mustache.
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Love the new tag
Hate seeing Chris Johnson’s face in the front page
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
-Catch 22-
I can live with it.
As long as it’s during a week in which he averaged about a Planck length per carry.
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((Chris Johnson * Cash Money) + Matt Hasselbeck – Milk Mustache)/(Wade * (Mario Blanco + Joseph) = Ass Kicking Extraordinaire
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by bigfatdrunk on Oct 27, 2011 6:11 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I was told there would be no math
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 27, 2011 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Still one of my favorite tags
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^This
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Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 27, 2011 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Technically
it was “minus Jeff Fisher’s mustache.” But same idea.
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Haven't heard Mario Blanco yet..
But I’m in love with it. Coming up with nicknames for our lovable DE just seems so wonderfully easy
by brightshinies on Oct 27, 2011 11:32 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I think your last diagram is incorrect
In some cases, cleavage is much more prominent
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 27, 2011 6:20 PM CDT reply actions 7 recs
this was good and creative. the one with karma in it was my favorite.
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
The last on
Literally made me LOL
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
they're serious business. no laughing matter.
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Oct 27, 2011 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
The secret to humor is surprise
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Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 27, 2011 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Banksy: What did Karma do that to Shawne Merriman?
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Oct 27, 2011 7:50 PM CDT reply actions
*Why
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Oct 27, 2011 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
She doesn't know her own strength.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Shawn Merriman wrecked by Kharma? When did this happen?
And why the hell would you want to piss her off?
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
A Desert Fox Reference?
Insta-rec.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
Gracias.
Very happy with my WW2-centric Rackers diagram.
Also, tangent: somehow, I’d never heard the story of Rommel being given the “option” of suicide. That’s jacked up on so many levels.
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Rommel was a pussy, he was ordered to commit suicide
Rackers did it willingly on KO coverage
Had a HS physics teacher who liked to pen ’Physics is Phun". You make math fun. Thanks MDC, really enjoy each and every one of your contributions.
It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are OVERDUE to get to the playoffs, much less the big big dance...Go Texans!!!!!
by oiler-texan diehard on Oct 28, 2011 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Rice needs to stop scoring TD's and Keenum might actually let up...
The more they score, the more Keenum plays….
Next year it will be at Reliant
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 27, 2011 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions
They sat Keenum at the end.
Or it could easily have been 80 or more.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 27, 2011 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Not surprising, look how fast they were scoring.
It’s actually kind of amazing Rice didnt score more late with UH’s defense undoubtedly tired.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 27, 2011 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions
While we're on the subject
What is that rationale for WV over UH for the “Big 12 or Whatever It Is”?
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I'm not sure
I’m just glad UH gets a BCS conference finally. (But the BCS must die.)
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 28, 2011 8:20 AM CDT up reply actions
problem is the Big East might not be a BCS conference after all these teams left
on the other note, the C-USA and MWC merger might make that conference a BCS conference, so UH has to tread carefully
Two theories.
Either Texas is concerned about Houston cutting into their fertile recruiting grounds/cash monies, or, they’re still pissed about bleachergate from roughly a decade ago.
Either way, Texas is cock-blocking Houston.
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by UprootedTexan on Oct 28, 2011 9:10 AM CDT up reply actions
I'd heard it was at least related to the other Texas schools.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 28, 2011 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions
West Virginia doesn't make sense to me
However if the offer had gone to Louisville first, that one I could understand
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 28, 2011 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions
Ten total for Keenum
And he should have the passing yards record next week.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 27, 2011 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
He'll most likely finish in the first half with getting that stat.
Then just go on a tear in the second half since he doesn’t have it on the back of his mind anymore.
as a math nerd
I’m going to have to point out the missing paranthesis in the first picture
I still laughed my ass off though
Either that
or take one away. I apologize, I’m currently taking some math classes. Otherwise, keep this up, it has to be a weekly thing.
by Ryan81 on Oct 27, 2011 9:54 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Shit!
You are correct. Will fix!
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Its covert...
The ))% is really a double sad face
by TexansAnonymous on Oct 28, 2011 12:53 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm conflicted on who I want to win.
Don’t like neither teams but if I had to choose one, i’d rather see the Cards win because I’d rather not have forth worth have 2 different professional sport champions
Wow
That is exactly what I was thinking, I was struggling deciding which one to choose. Glad the Cards won.
Easy call, for me.
There’s that, plus Berkman. And I usually root for the national league, anyways.
I almost felt sorry for Nolan Ryan for a moment, then I decided… Meh. Should have bought the Astros instead.
I'm pulling for Cards
Albert is a beast , and they have Berkman. He got traded, not like he sat out for more money and left on a bad note.
by b4theproffit on Oct 28, 2011 12:02 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
But they're the cardinals. From St Louis.
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simple math baby
My 8 year old could’ve figured that one out.
by HTown80 on Oct 28, 2011 1:15 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
ws: i'm torn
Although I love nolan and despise uncle drayton for choosing to keep tal over hiring him as pobo, I don’t want arlington to win one before htown. I also loath st louis, but want to see berkman win one. Sucks either way.
by HTown80 on Oct 28, 2011 1:18 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
ws: i'm torn
Although I love nolan and despise uncle drayton for choosing to keep tal over hiring him as pobo, I don’t want arlington to win one before htown. I also loath st louis, but want to see berkman win one. Sucks either way.
by HTown80 on Oct 28, 2011 1:19 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Muggsy Bogues?
I think what you meant there was “Tim”
Yes...as a matter of fact, that IS a pic of Steve McNair & Sahel Kazemi parasailing. Suck it, Titans fans.
by -Jay on Oct 28, 2011 9:53 AM CDT reply actions 7 recs
It really is
a well-tailored outfit.
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Absolutely awesome!
I love this part of the week…
The pessimist says "half empty"
The optimist says "half full"
The NFL says "The Jags have the wrong size stadium in Tarpsville so we are moving that team to LA"
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