Normally, this is where I'd make a joke about how I realize that no one will be watching football until Texas plays Kansas at 6 p.m. CDT this evening, but that game is being televised on The Longhorn Network, which necessarily means that no one will be watching Texas play Kansas tonight.
I need a drink. Moreso than usual, I mean.
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