We Get E-Mails: My Buddy, The Steelers Fan, Provides His Post-Game Analysis
On Friday, I published an e-mail my buddy, a diehard Steelers fan, sent me that gave his keys to the then-upcoming Steelers-Texans game. After seeing the reaction to that post and watching the game with my friend at Reliant, I asked him to send me his analysis of the contest. After the jump, my embittered colleague rants about his thoughts on yesterday's game.
1. Unfortunately, most of the key issues I identified prior to the game ended up in favor of the Texans:
• Owen Daniels was the difference-maker in the ballgame. On the Texans' initial 11 minute scoring drive, he came up with a big reception on 3rd and 10. On the go-ahead drive in the 4th quarter, he saved the game for the Texans by coming up with a big catch on 3rd and 6 from the HOU 19. If he doesn’t make that catch, the Texans don’t win the ball game.
In the 3rd quarter, the Steelers ran 22 plays, gaining 139 yards and chewing up 13:22 of clock. In the Texans' sole possession in the 3rd quarter, they went 3 and out and gained 2 yards. Had they gone 3 and out again to start the 4th quarter (after the Steelers had just tied the game) they would have been in big trouble, especially since Isaac Redman was having his way with the putrid Texans' interior rush defense at that point and the Steelers had all the momentum. Not only did OD save the game for the Texans on that pivotal 3rd down, on the very next play he torched the Steelers for 30 yards to move the ball into Pittsburgh territory, putting the defense back on its heels and setting up Arian Foster’s fateful game-winning score. Foster will get the glory, but the reality is that the Texans lose that game if not for OD’s performance on the two plays leading up to the game-winner.
• Conversely, Hines Ward had a huge drop on the ensuing drive on a key 3rd and 9 (the Texans DB put a big hit on him, but Ward dropped the ball prior to getting hit). If he makes that catch and the Steelers pick up the first down, they probably would still have been in decent shape with plenty of time to run the ball and presumably would have continued to do so against a Texans D that had been on the field a lot at that point in the half. After being forced to punt on that drive, the Steelers completely abandoned the run, allowing Texans pass rushers to pin their ears back and literally cripple Ben Roethlisberger.
Hines Ward deserves to be in the Hall of Fame. He has 2 Super Bowl rings, a SB MVP, and almost 1,000 catches, despite spending half of his career with Kordell Stewart and Tampon Tommy Maddox as his QB(s) and playing in a Neanderthal offense under Bill Cowher. He is one of the greatest blocking receivers of all time. But the 2011 Steelers would be better off if Ward were hit by a bus on his way to practice on Tuesday. He is now useless on offense. Quite predictably, the Texans sold out against the run every time Ward was on the field in a 1WR or 2WR set, as they knew there was no threat in the passing game.
• Casey Hampton has had a borderline Hall of Fame career and has been a true Steelers great. He was terrible this game, as he has been most of 2011, choosing to defend his knees rather than get any penetration or even maintain gap integrity. Along with Aaron Smith’s poor performance (save for a couple plays in the second half), this led to massive holes in the interior of the Steelers' D. This was one of the worst, if not worst, performances from a relatively healthy Steelers front 7 in the Tomlin Era (Tennessee in ’08 and Baltimore in Week 1 being other equally poor showings). The Texans’ offensive line controlled the line of scrimmage from start to finish.
• Spinderella (a/k/a Rashard Mendenhall) was tentative and terrible again. The Steelers' ground game received an instant boost when Mendenhall left the game with menstrual cramps and Redman was inserted into the game. Mendenhall has all the physical talent in the world. Unfortunately, his lack of vision (a recurring problem that was made even more painfully obvious in watching Arian Foster on the same field), coupled with newfound tentativeness, has rendered him useless. I hope his days in Pittsburgh are numbered.
• The Steelers' o-line was terrible. Unforgivably, most of the damage was inflicted by Connor Barwin, who was in Ben’s face all day and batted down a key 4th down pass on the Steelers' next-to-last possession near midfield. (Mario had 2 sacks, one of which was 100% on Ben for holding the ball, but he did not seem to be as consistently in Ben’s face as the other Texans’ pass rushers).
2. Some other thoughts on the game:
• When the Steelers foolishly went 1WR or 2WR with Hines Ward in the field, the Texans appeared to match Jason Allen up on Ward one-on-one rather than covering him with a LB like other teams have done. Rhetorical question--Was assigning Allen to Ward an attempt by the Texans' coaching staff to bolster Allen’s confidence by allowing him to cover the only WR in the entire league that he is actually capable of shutting down one-on-one?
• Two of the key passes to Daniels came on plays in which Polamalu either blitzed (the 3rd and 10 play in the first drive) or was otherwise at the line of scrimmage to stop the run (the 30 yard deep pass on the game-winning drive). These receptions came against James Farrior and Larry Foote, both of whom simply can’t cover anyone at this point in their careers. The Steelers' complete lack of any pass rush and inability to stop the run without bringing Polamalu into the box is exacerbating their other problems on D.
• Give Matt Schaub and/or the Texans’ coaching staff credit for going to OD when Farrior and/or Foote were tasked with covering him. I can only wish that the Steelers/Ben would have similarly targeted Allen.
• Texans fans are likely to bemoan the officiating, especially with regard to the blocked FG. They didn’t show replays in Reliant (and I chose to drink myself stupid rather than watch highlights of the game last night), so I can’t comment on whether the block in the back was a good call or not. It is worth noting, however, that the personal foul called on the Steelers earlier on that drive very easily could have prevented the ill-fated FG attempt from happening in the first place (or at the very least reduce the odds of a block by shortening the range). Again, they didn’t show replays, so I can’t say whether it was a good call or not, but first and goal on the 5 with time left to run the ball and the Steelers' O marching right down the field likely leads to 7 there. While it very easily could have been 17-0 Texans at the half but for stupidity and/or questionable officiating, it could have also been 10-7 but for stupidity and/or questionable officiating going the other way.
• Tomlin’s decision to kick the field goal at the start of the 4th quarter on 4th and 1 at the HOU 8 probably won’t draw much attention given the other issues facing the Steelers, but I didn’t like the call at all. A touchdown there and a 14-10 lead could have led to a different ballgame.
• I didn’t like the Texans run-run-pass-punt/play-not-to-lose strategy in the 4th quarter once they took the lead. Admittedly, one of those 3rd downs was a great play call (the screen to Foster) that was just snuffed out by Troy being Troy. But when playing a quality offense—which the Steelers are not at this point—that strategy will come back to bite them more often than not in today’s NFL.
• While Texans fans are likely to bemoan the questionable calls and talk about how it could have been 31-10, at the end of the day the final score was reflective of the play on the field. The Texans dominated the first quarter while the Steelers dominated the third. The 2nd and 4th quarters were up and down for both teams.
Uncharacteristically, the Texans made plays in crunch time and the normally clutch Steelers didn’t. I thought coming into the game that if the Texans won at all, it would be by a blowout. I assigned virtually a zero probability to a win by the Texans if the game were tied in the 4th quarter given the respective track record of each team in such situations.
3. Some historical perspective on the Texans running game/Steelers' lack of run D:
• It’s hard to say how much of the Texans' success in running the ball on Sunday was a result of the Texans being that good or the Steelers playing that bad, but I’d say 45/55 (with the slight majority of the blame going to the Steelers' poor defense). Every team but the hopeless Seahawks has run the ball well on the Steelers this year--even a certain Kerry Collins/Curtis Painter-led team. Then again, I don’t know if there is a defense in the NFL right now that really is playing all that great against the run.
• To the Texans' credit, Arian Foster is the first player to go over 150 against Pittsburgh since Curtis Martin did it in 2003 (the dismal 6-10 year that brought Roethlisberger to Pittsburgh). Also, this was only the third time that the Steelers' D has allowed 180 or more yards rushing since 2000.
• On the other hand, the Steelers' D is just not playing well right now, primarily as a result of problems on the D-line, James Harrison’s health issues, and Woodley and Timmons woefully underachieving after receiving big contract extensions. Just how bad is it?
o They have allowed 9 rushes of 10+ yards this year. Pittsburgh did not allow their 9th rush of 10+ yards until Week 10 last year.
o Pittsburgh has allowed 3 runs of 25+ yards this season. Pittsburgh did not allow ANY runs of 25+ yards over the ENTIRE SEASON last year.
o The Steelers are giving up 4.78 yds./rush this year which, if it holds up, would be the worst mark for a Steelers team since the merger. By comparison, last year they gave up 3.0 yds./att (with the exact same starting defense).
o Coming into this season, the Steelers had allowed one rusher to reach 100 yds in the last 50 games. They have allowed 2 in 4 games this season. Joseph Addai wasn’t far away either, with 86 yards on 17 carries (for a healthy 5.1 YPA) in Week 3, and almost certainly would have gotten there if the Colts had any sort of threat at all in the passing game.
4. Going Forward:
• Texans fans should not get too excited about their defense. This is a Steelers offense that had scored a pathetic 15.7 points per game heading into this one (7 in the Colts game were scored by the D), and that is with the benefit of playing the Seahawks and the Colts. The Steelers' O is their own worst enemy right now, both as a result of horrific offensive line play and poor personnel management (e.g., #34 and #86 seeing so much action and offensive play-calling that is not tailored to the relative strengths and weaknesses on the team). Notwithstanding their horrific offensive line, the Steelers ran the ball relatively well when Spinderalla left the game with menstrual cramps. Had the Steelers managed the game better on 1st and 2nd down, they could have had their way with the Texans secondary. Unfortunately, piss poor play calling resulted in repeated 3rd and longs and rapings of the Steelers' morally upright QB.
• I left the game having no more respect for the Texans than I had coming in. Their offense can be controlled (17 points isn’t exactly overwhelming in today’s NFL). And their defense is both soft up the middle and terrible in coverage. A complete, balanced team like the ’10 Steelers or ’10 Packers, ’09 Vikings, ’09 Saints, etc. would likely humiliate this Texans squad. As of right now, however, there is no such team in the AFC. This may be the weakest AFC field since 2002, as each AFC "power" has major flaws (Pats have no D, Steelers have no O and have uncharacteristic softness on D, Ravens don’t have a legit QB, Jets D and QB have regressed, Chargers are the Chargers, etc.). If the playoffs were to start tomorrow, the Texans would have a legitimate shot at being the AFC representative in the Super Bowl. Sadly for the Texans, championships are not won in Week 4.
• It is a long season. A lot will happen between now and February 2012. The Texans’ weaknesses—horrific interior rush defense, horrible CBs, occasionally boneheaded QB play—largely cannot be remedied until the offseason. Their best hope is that the uneven play that has plagued the AFC through the first quarter of the 2011 season continues, in which case they may have a legitimate shot for a deep postseason run.
• The Steelers, notwithstanding the rapid deterioration of Aaron Smith, Casey Hampton, Hines Ward, and James Farrior and their horrific o-line play to date, are far from dead.
o The offensive line has seen four different starting combinations in 4 weeks, and they are starting a rookie. Continuity and experience are bound to lead to improved o-line play (it certainly can’t get any worse). The three interior OL starters are now the same as last year’s Super Bowl team. Pouncey has had a major sophomore slump this year, but there is no reason to think he can’t bounce back. The one area on the o-line that is not likely to improve going forward is the disaster at LT.
o For the most part, talented youngsters are in place to take over for veterans on the decline (e.g., Ziggy Hood and 2011 first round pick Cameron Heyward for A. Smith, Antonio Brown and Manny Sanders for Hines Ward, etc.) if personal loyalties and the pesky "human factor" can be put to the side.
o Lawrence Timmons and Lamar Woodley [who coming in to this year has 35 sacks in his 3 year as a starter] have each played the worst quarter season of their respective careers. There is nowhere to go but up. James Harrison is still rounding back into form.
o Even if they don’t fix any of their problems, the Steelers could still very well make the playoffs given their pathetically soft schedule (3 games against AFC West, 2 x Bungals, 2 x Browns, Chiefs, Jags).
o Troy Polamalu has started all 16 games in a season exactly 3 times in his 7 years as a starter: 2004 (15-1, lost to NE in AFCCG); 2005 (won SB XL), and 2008 (won SB XLIII). A healthy rather than gimpy Polamalu may have made the difference last year in SB XLV. IF (and it’s a very big if): (a) Polamalu remains fully healthy through the entire regular season and into the post-season; (b) #7 somehow survives the regular season, the Steelers will not be an easy out in the post-season.
• Unlike any other year in recent memory, it is difficult to predict at this point in the season whether the Steelers will be a contender at the end of the season. Most of the problems on the 2011 team would have been remedied on past teams through a combination of veteran leadership and rough practices in pads. Neither fix is available this year.
o The vets who have rallied the troops over the past decade are many of the same vets who should be playing less (e.g., Hines Ward). It will be hard for Ward and other veteran leaders to unite the team if they are being asked to take a backseat behind talented youngsters (as they should be).
o Over the last 20 years, a defensive performance like we saw on Sunday would have led Cowher/Tomlin to promptly announce that the Steelers would be practicing in full pads and doing some live hitting all week long. Resorting to that mid-season quick fix when needed, along with always having one of the more physical training camps in the NFL, has made the Steelers consistently one of the best tackling teams in the league over the past two decades. Unfortunately, in Roger Goodell’s 2011 NFL, there is little that the Steelers coaches can do to punish the defense or that the players themselves can do to improve their basic fundamentals. I have NEVER seen the Steelers string together multiple poor-tackling games like they have through the first 4 weeks of this season. I honestly don’t know whether it will be fixed or not as the season goes along, given that they can’t really fix it in practice with the new limitations on contact. Poor tackling and generally lackluster defense seems to be a problem league-wide this year. Only time will tell whether defenses round into form as they play their way back into football shape after an unusual off-season.
• If I were a Texans fan, I would pray that Baltimore wins the AFC North. The Texans do not want to play the Steelers again in Pittsburgh in January.
As I expected, very little credit directed the Texans' way from my friend. I'll cut him some slack, as it's clear he has a whole lot on his mind after watching his beloved Stillers come up short yesterday. Your thoughts?
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tl;dr
Blind fandom is all I got left.
"Down to clown with some other chick's lady bits" ~ MDC
by Lone Spot on Oct 3, 2011 3:37 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
You missed all the Homerism
and terrible analysis
besides that you didn’t miss anything
Mario Williams and Antonio Smith on track for 16 sacks each this season.
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 3, 2011 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Drank a Yeungling instead.
Blind fandom is all I got left.
"Down to clown with some other chick's lady bits" ~ MDC
Really?
45/55 (with the slight majority of the blame going to the Steelers’ poor defense).
Ya ok, I would give this a 90/10 Texans O-line treating the Steelers front Seven like a pop warner team
2 Defensive Scores are in the Karma Bag
"Wade aid has lean in it, just saying"
Wade Aid pass it around, Another Round?
Wait a second
The bad QB play certainly didn’t come from the Texans yesterday…
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 3, 2011 3:50 PM CDT reply actions
lol
What a joke typical steeler fan outlook on the way outta the game steeler fans were chanting we got 6 lol
get it while the gettins good!!!
by JLeeNino on Oct 3, 2011 3:55 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
How elitest some team fans can be
We rip our own team to shreds when they deserve it, which has traditionally been more often than not, but we praise them when they get their shit together and play well.
Meanwhile the elitist fans from: Steelers, Packers, Cowboys, Patriots will all say “you only won because we had an off game, not that you actually beat us at your best vs our best. We’d win 49 out of 50, so grats on sliding by when we weren’t looking.”
Hey elitist fans from other teams who can’t be realistic about the degree of separation in talent level and resulting competition in the NFL games:
1. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your nutsack!
2. SUCK A FART OUT OF MY HAIRY ASS!
3. See you in January, IF your team makes it.
by MeMongo on Oct 3, 2011 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
I might make this my sig
I’m just debating between something like this toward elitist fans or the scumbag refs owned by Vegas. Which one rubs my rhubarb the most is hard to say…
You are right about the elitist fans
They make me sick
/Foster’d
Mario Williams and Antonio Smith on track for 16 sacks each this season.
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 3, 2011 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions
How about this one:
4. May you live an “interesting” life.
/which could be an insult depending on how you look at it
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Never try to baptize a cat.
Or, to quote Andrew Bird:
May all your mornings be bright.
May all your wool stockings fit a little too tight.
May alarms that sound on the cars around town
Their owners never be found.
by Nashmeister on Oct 3, 2011 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
wow what a bunch of sore lossers
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Your friend
Is a bleeding vagina. Way to totally discredit a team that totally outplayed his own. Andre Johnson is to our team like Polamalu is to the Steelers; when he is on the field, everything the opposing team does has to account for him.
God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
by Meta Sandoval on Oct 3, 2011 3:55 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 4 recs
that brings up a good point
we did beat the Manningless Steelers.
my Z key can't take another free agent flurry
But we are not the Manningless Texans
Mario Williams and Antonio Smith on track for 16 sacks each this season.
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 3, 2011 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions
I have to stop and say this
Hines Ward is not a Hall of Fame receiver no matter how you slice it.
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by UprootedTexan on Oct 3, 2011 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions
THIS.
I nearly stopped reading right then and there.
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by MDC on Oct 3, 2011 5:44 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
why not?
explain?
"Franco made that play because he never quit on the play. He kept running, he kept hustling. Good things happen to people who hustle."
Yeah, I'm going to file this under
“Crap from Stealer fans I could smell coming a mile away.”
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Sorry but your friend is a douche.
I usually give credit where credit is deserved and last week, the Saints offense was just better than our team. This dude can at least admit that the Texans were just better than the Steelers. Not only does he discredit the win, he trashes the AFC too, saying we’ll win by a fluke…..
Le sigh.
If I were a Texans fan, I would pray that Baltimore wins the AFC North. The Texans do not want to play the Steelers again in Pittsburgh in January.
No, actually. I absolutely want to play the Steelers again. That offensive line is still going to be completely shitty in January. Hell, it’s likely to be awful for the next 2-3 years until a barrage of good draft picks and free agency signings can remedy it.
And good luck on Ziggy Hood turning out to be half the player that Aaron Smith was, or finding a viable replacements at NT and ILB. Gah, Steelers fans… I suppose the good news for them is that one-sided officiating is in its prime. They won’t need to find a replacement for that until the Rooney family’s good favor runs out with the NFL.
by Nashmeister on Oct 3, 2011 4:02 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
^this well played
I guess the biggest question is who is more annoying steeler or cowboy fans??
get it while the gettins good!!!
by JLeeNino on Oct 3, 2011 4:05 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
By some of the threads I have seen lately
The Stealers fans have a slight edge
Mario Williams and Antonio Smith on track for 16 sacks each this season.
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 3, 2011 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, more annoying by one ring
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 3, 2011 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions
How about this instead
We would be happy to host the 10-6 Wildcard Steelers here in Houston when the 11-5 Texans win the AFC South. We would then have the opportunity to sack Ben 5 more times and run for 200 yards against their geriatric D.
Baltimore is one of the few AFC teams that I do fear. Week 6 is a big one.
THIS
Pittsburgh won’t win the AFC North, so their only hope is to get a wildcard berth. So any PIT-HOU playoff game will be played in Reliant Stadium.
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I wouldn't be surprised of the Steelers miss the playoffs this year
I think the Bills, Jets, & even the BE-SFs have a better shot at winning a wild card spot than the Steelers do
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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 4, 2011 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions
It was tl
and I dr after this gem:
Had they gone 3 and out again to start the 4th quarter
So if we don’t WIN THE GAME with our GAME WINNING DRIVE, then the steelers would win. Thats great logic there, thanks.
But the Steelers get to keep all their scoring drives in this scenario, right?
my Z key can't take another free agent flurry
There's a lot of "if this happened" or "had they been able to" in his post
But hey, at least we’re on the OTHER side of that for once.
I'd like to think
That if we went 3 and out at the start of the 4th, there would have been another pick 6/return td that would have been called back on a penalty.
by Deep-Steel-Beard on Oct 3, 2011 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions
even giving him the benefit of this one outlandish what-if
assuming the rest of the game played out like it did, I don’t think the Texans punt on 4th and 1 if the game is tied.
And the Steelers didn’t score, so is he betting on the coin flip?
my Z key can't take another free agent flurry
perspective?
especially since Isaac Redman was having his way with the putrid Texans’ interior rush defense at that point and the Steelers had all the momentum
Was he watching the same game played yesterday or a rerun of a game a couple of years ago?
Hines Ward had a huge drop on the ensuing drive on a key 3rd and 9 (the Texans DB put a big hit on him, but Ward dropped the ball prior to getting hit).
GTFO! Ward got his ass rocked by Allen. Everyone is human, including Hines Ward.
The Texans dominated the first quarter while the Steelers dominated the third. The 2nd and 4th quarters were up and down for both teams.
This is the only real honest/accurate comment provided (IMHO).
It’s hard to say how much of the Texans’ success in running the ball on Sunday was a result of the Texans being that good or the Steelers playing that bad
Officially crossed the “homer” line with this statement. Come on man, the Steeler’s defense played damn good and up to their usual level, but the Texans fought and won that side of the ball with just a slight edge even without ‘Dre. This was the best of their defense against the best of our offense (sans injuries on both sides including our best player). The Steeler’s offense struggled and got hammered accordingly by an evolving Texans defense, so I’ll let some slack fly on them not playing up to their potential on this side of the ball but give me a break on the other side. No excuses.
Looking at the Steeler production in the 4th
I say thats a solid win of a qtr for the Texans, too. If not a domination.
Roethlisberger threw the pick 6 before he was hit., and they went 4 and out on another of their 3 drives.
my Z key can't take another free agent flurry
We rocked their ass in the 4th quarter, but they'll never admit it
The offense stalled up, but the defense dominated and finished this game for us.
our game winning TD drive
was 1/3 of that QTR.
Stalled is a bit strong, given it was a 17-10 game.
my Z key can't take another free agent flurry
Also
It was another game-winning drive for Matt Schaub, who apparently according to Steelers fans lacks the ability to put his team on his back and lead them the way Big Ben does in clutch time. Except that Ben didn’t, even though he is more clutch than Schaub. Except this time, when he wasn’t. But he normally is. Except when he isn’t because of things that aren’t his fault, like his o-line and defense not being good enough.
Those things don’t count against Ben, but they do against Schaub. Because Schaub isn’t clutch.
Also, norming the games played by taking out Roethlisberger’s playoff appearances and starting in 2007, the year Schaub entered the league, Schaub now has one less game-winning drive than Big Ben. Not bad for a guy who supposedly isn’t clutch.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 4, 2011 12:59 AM CDT up reply actions
I'd like to see
their GW drives vs. their chances at GW drives as a percentage.
I’m guessing with a better defense, Ben has had more chances.
my Z key can't take another free agent flurry
How does defense account for a GW drive?
It makes no sense
"Franco made that play because he never quit on the play. He kept running, he kept hustling. Good things happen to people who hustle."
just a guess
but we’re a sub-500 team during the last 5 years vs. the Steelers who I imagine won a bit more during that stretch. Ergo, more wins = more times being IN the game at the end with a chance at a GW drive?
Better defense put y’all in that position, because I would bet our offense > your offense during those 5 years.
Just my guess. Could be wrong.
my Z key can't take another free agent flurry
Ward ABSOLUTELY dropped that ball before being hit
Redman WAS kicking the shit out of our defense.
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
True in the 3rd he was balling.
In the 4th though they were completely dominated on that side of the ball. This fool saying it was up and down in the 4th for both teams obviously wasn’t watching. If not for that roughing the passer call the Steelers wouldn’t have done ANYTHING on offense that quarter.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Ward had dropped the ball.....
but our DB made sure he couldn’t even THINK about finding it again. lulz
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
Steelers blinders
Casey Hampton was crying from the vagina all game long on the sidelines. I watched him. First he’s grabbing his ankle, then shoulder, then pointing accross the field and just bellowing OUCHY. Large and no longer in charge.
Your friend also needs a thesaurus. Tell him to look up synonyms for horrific. Oh and we’ll be hosting the Steelers in Jan once we win the South and they’re a Wild Card, if they can make it.
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IF they make it is right
Right now my wild cards are the Raiders and Bills with Jets, BESFs and Browns as possibles. Don’t judge me. I give credit where its due.
by BricAM on Oct 3, 2011 4:40 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Raiders ain't winning a wild card spot
They’ll be too busy winning their division
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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 4, 2011 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Reading that...
Wow. The guy is delusional.
The Texans running game is that good. The back-up put up 100+ yards twice and the starter came back to put up 150.
Enough with people telling us to not buy the defense. For 15 out of 16 quarters, it has been solid….a lot of us will take it.
Even if they don’t fix any of their problems, the Steelers could still very well make the playoffs given their pathetically soft schedule (3 games against AFC West, 2 x Bungals, 2 x Browns, Chiefs, Jags).
Someone should remind him that Cincy and Cleveland are the same 2-2 as his beloved Steelers. They are an old team with bad line play….it’s only going to get worse as the season wears on.
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I think we don't give ourselves enough credit
This guys team has had major success the past, oh, pretty much forever, and they base their success on whether or not they make the playoffs. Just like we have in the Kubiak era.
We haven’t had any success by that definition, granted, but we still have the same expectations as the team that just went to the Super Bowl.
I think we’re moving in the right direction as a fanbase.
my Z key can't take another free agent flurry
sounds like a bitter stealers fan
hed rather down his own team than give credit to the mighty texans. the stealers played a good game, the texans made more plays. there old were bound to blow it blah blah blah. we won they lost games over move on NEXT.
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by Steelbluecurtain on Oct 3, 2011 4:11 PM CDT reply actions
What annoys me the most is no team in the NFL is balanced right now.
Even the superbowl champs are giving up points easily. Packers points surrendered through 4 games: 34, 23, 17, 23. Other undefeated team Lions points surrendered: 20, 3 (Kansas City.. so that was given), 23, 30. Even a historically good defensive team like the bears are giving up points: 12, 30, 27, 29.
Oh and also, yes, you have rookies and inexperienced oline men starting for Pittsburgh but did he ever consider that the Texans D was completely revamped from a 4-3 to a 3-4? What a joke this guy is.
2 of those teams played the Saints
and gave up their highest points of year….so far.
BTW congrats on beating the Steelers
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Thanks and yup, include the Texans in that category of teams to play the Saints.
I put my hats off to the Saints for not backing down in that game at the superdome vs the Texans. What a tough venue to play at especially with that offense.
the rule changes are making it increasingly harder for the defenses
I think we should just go to flag-football and be done with it
Stealers tried that in the game
It didn’t work :P
Mario Williams and Antonio Smith on track for 16 sacks each this season.
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 3, 2011 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions
How about our pitiful defense?
7, 13, 40, 10
40 to the Saints, arguably the best offense in the NFL. Looks like a pretty good defense to me.
after a few more games for sample size
we’ll have the #1 defense again.
The Saints game was an outlier.
my Z key can't take another free agent flurry
Maybe not number 1...
but without significant injuries definitely top 10 by year-end. Pre-season I picked us to finish #7 in defense and #4 in offense and at least make it to the AFC Championship game. So far so good!
Current Texans defense:
Points Allowed per Game: 17.5 (4th)
Total Yards per Game: 323.0 (10th)
Passing Yards per Game: 214.3 (10th)
Rushing Yards per Game: 108.8 (17th)
So even with the very bad 4th quarter and giving up a ton of points and yards to the Saints, we are 4th in points allowed and 10th in yards allowed and I don’t see a better offensive team on our schedule. Life is looking good!
yeah
I like our defense v. the field in a bigger sample size.
I’m bullish. We are benefitting from an actual DC with an actual game plan.
I would like Kubiak to get in the D’s grill if we ever need them to step it up like he did the offense yesterday. I never liked the idea that he is the HC-Offense. Lead the entire team. I spose he does, how the hell would I know.
my Z key can't take another free agent flurry
I don't think our defense has proven much yet
We have dominated 3 bad offenses, and got burned by an elite one. For sure we are better than last year, but how much better are we? I believe we will be in the 10-15 range by the end of the year, but I don’t think we really have the data to back that up yet.
For 3 quarters
we held our own against the saints. That one qt killed us, but I like our chances taking NO anywhere but the Superdome!
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They didnt score 40 in one quarter
I thought they got progressively stronger and stronger all game. Don’t get me wrong. I think the defense will be shown to be greatly improved by the end of the year. I see that we actually have a scheme, and the players know what to do and when to do it. I just don’t think we have demonstrated that on, lets say, a team more representative of an average NFL team?
Oakland is a running threat
but, there is no offense that we face that will be close to the same level as Drew Brees. if P8un was playing then maybe i would be a little more scared but we could finish top ten D by the end of the year. Scary huh?
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AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
the bottom line is that they are playing within themselves.
lets say we have a top 25 defense. last year we had a bottom 38 defense. thats an improvement of at least 13 spots. we are no longer giving up record qb numbers and are actually forcing turnovers. so what if it is against the weak teams in the nfl? we don’t do decide who we play, just how we play them.
all those years of getting our asses kicked no one gave us a break. every team expects to win us so why should we give anything back? no one is taking anything away from the packers and their defense looks almost as bad as ours. they are just outscoring the shit out of everyone in their way.
we don’t need the defense to win the game. we just need them to stop the other team from killing the clock and giving our offense a breather. if all we get is two stops that’s fine. that’s two more stops than we had in any game last year.
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 3, 2011 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions
bottom 38?
Damn how big is the league?
Mario Williams and Antonio Smith on track for 16 sacks each this season.
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 3, 2011 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions
We were worse than
half the college teams!
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AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
I do concur
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THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
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I agree with all that
But we were pretty certain before the season began that we wouldnt be a bottom feeder defense again. We were also pretty sure we wouldnt be elite. Things havent gotten a lot clearer in the last 4 games. Once we start playing the more normal teams we will get a better idea of whether we are above or below average, or maybe even average. The defense is already a success this year, it just isnt clear to me how much of a success it is just yet.
OK......
I am the worlds WORST fucking pessimist/realist; I think I was fucking leading the pitchfork and torches crowd after Kubiak’s head last year; and maybe it is because all I have watched was the Saints game, but goddamit, I’m tired of this old saw of “well we haven’t played anybody but the Saints and they scorched us for 40 points.”
Yes I was pissed at the end of the Saints game when it looked like we hadn’t made any defensive adjustments to counter their offensive adjustments, yes I was pissed when the fucking exact same play was used on consecutive 2 point conversions and our defensive play was the fucking exact same play…..but FUCK people, we fucking held the fucking SAINTS to 0 points in the 1st qtr, and only 10 points in the entire 1st half. So our D still sucks?!
WTF people?!?! What’s it going to take? Texans going to the SB and pulling a shut out for our OWN FUCKING FANS to give our new D some credit?
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
Please send this in its entirety
Please send this in its entirety over to Kubiak so he can post it in the locker room to bolster their emotions going into the Raiders game. Apparently the Texans are going to have to send someone to the hospital or morgue to get any credit from the rest of the NFL, and it may as well start with the team owned by the crypt keeper (Al Davis).
This is very painful to read.
Absolutely ridiculous. I hope not all Steelers fans are so high and mighty that they can’t give credit where credit is due.
“The Texans suck, and the Steelers beat themselves. Houston’s offense sucks because Pittsburgh’s defense played terribly, and Houston’s defense sucks because Pittsburgh’s offense played terribly.”
There’s your tl;dr.
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by Synchysi on Oct 3, 2011 4:25 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
My god, his Homerism is damn near unreadable
• It’s hard to say how much of the Texans’ success in running the ball on Sunday was a result of the Texans being that good or the Steelers playing that bad, but I’d say 45/55 (with the slight majority of the blame going to the Steelers’ poor defense).
How many teams does Arian Foster have to do this to for he and our O-Line to get credit for it?
Has anyone done that to them in the past decade besides us?
sounds like a whiney little bitch lmao
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by HB23 on Oct 3, 2011 4:31 PM CDT reply actions 9 recs
^This
Mario Williams and Antonio Smith on track for 16 sacks each this season.
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 3, 2011 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions
we DOMINATED them on both sides of the line of attack
thats where the bread and butter is for any nfl team, my codolensces for the rest of the season ben
Houston errthang.. Rockets-Texans-Dynamo & Longhorn fan.. an Astros fan these days is an oxymoron
Um, besides those posts where they flamed the threads before the game
OK
Mario Williams and Antonio Smith on track for 16 sacks each this season.
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 3, 2011 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions
The part in blue
I agree with you
Mario Williams and Antonio Smith on track for 16 sacks each this season.
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 3, 2011 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I left the game having no more respect for the Texans than I had coming in.

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by chrisd21 on Oct 3, 2011 4:36 PM CDT reply actions 15 recs
This should be green'd!
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Lombardi's cousin/boyfiend??
When are people going to credit our OL for being tough and being able to run the ball. Our O-Line has dominated d-lines over and over and produced a 1,000yd rusher in Slaton a Rushing Champ in Foster and back to back 100yd games for Tate. But I guess we just been blessed by all the nfl dlines having shitty days against us.
Screw their credit
I’ll take wins.
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by TexansDC on Oct 3, 2011 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions 13 recs
Green please
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Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
goo'd
Mario Williams and Antonio Smith on track for 16 sacks each this season.
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 3, 2011 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't you know
We get all the teams on their off day. I can’t wait till we play the BE-SF’s so they can eat my shit after the game! I see Hasselbeck doing his best Rothlisbeger impression that game.
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God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
yeah that's the ticket!
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THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
That looks familiar.
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by UprootedTexan on Oct 4, 2011 12:28 AM CDT up reply actions
this is called...
the Raped-A-Burger plank.
very rare.
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No, the Texans are especially virulent cut blockers.
Now, there are several teams that do the exact same style, without the same success. So that means the Texans Oline are bad people.
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I do not like your friend that is all.
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by Taco Joe on Oct 3, 2011 4:37 PM CDT reply actions 11 recs
Needs moar recs
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THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
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Indicative of all Steelers fan
What a moron, who is in a state of denial. That was one of the most disgusting reads I’ve ever had on here, generally people who exchange information with an opposing team are more level headed than this idiot. He brings up the Pouncey personal foul, I didn’t catch the replay, but I did see Pouncey fly in and out of the screen and get into our huddle area, so I’m sure he did something somewhat stupid. I’m obviously upset about the officiating like all Texans fans should be, the blocked field goal was a ticky tack call, but at least I can see what the refs may have been thinking. The pick 6 was a hurrendous call and Watt had nowhere to go. But really I’m more upset at the two calls made in the first half (one negating a fumble recovery) where the refs were unable to even say who it was on. We lost our best player, and a top 10 player in the league and still battled for a good win. This guys an idiot, and I wish nothing but spite for all steeler fans like him. What a classless azzhole, who can use a terrible towel to clean up the blood from the azz pounding we just gave to that team.
by texan80 on Oct 3, 2011 4:47 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Tim you should drop this guy as a friend
You don’t ever want to associate yourself with a semen puking asshole dickhead of a homer like that guy.
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Actually...
Reading things like “…a semen puking asshole dickhead…” makes me want to disassociate with BRB.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Oct 3, 2011 5:30 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
yeah that should be striked from the record
that’s just not the BRB way and we don’t want to lose Tim!
by MeMongo on Oct 3, 2011 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
It's Getting Close
I’m going to get a separate post up about it tonight.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Oct 3, 2011 5:34 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
by the way
I actually do appreciate you sharing the emails. We may fisk them into charcoal when they go off the deep end, but I do appreciate seeing how others view things even if it is extreme. Thanks for the posts!
mongo is that
a maroon texans helm? because I would totally go for that.
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THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
It's actually
an OU helm I photoshopped the Texans logo onto. I don’t have any feelings good or bad about OU, I just like that color red and think the Texans would look bad ass with red helmets, jerseys.
Funny thing is, blue is my favorite color but it just doesn’t “pop” on football uniforms like red does.
I love the Red Jersey's
and think Red Helm with Red Jerseys’ and blue pants should be our home jersey
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THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
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God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
But...but...if the Steelers scored more points than The Texans
they could have won.
by MeSoLongHorny on Oct 3, 2011 4:53 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
lulz
Mario Williams and Antonio Smith on track for 16 sacks each this season.
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 3, 2011 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions
A nice Sunday afternoon, and a good way to start October
Your Steeler fan buddy has a right to be angry. The Steelers have not played well this season. He’s right they do have a very light schedule that should help them gain a post-season spot. I hope that it is against the Texans. And, if it is to be in Pittsburgh, so be it.
It’s time to focus on the Raiders!
MrMr
Tell him to clean the sand out of his vagina.
If I were a Texans fan, I would pray that Baltimore wins the AFC North. The Texans do not want to play the Steelers again in Pittsburgh in January.
At this rate if the Steelers even make the playoffs as the North champions it will be in Houston not Pittsburgh.
Overall this guys is one of the biggest homers I’ve ever seen and a huge sore loser.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Well I agree with him on one thing.
The Steelers sucked yesterday.
Silly fouls/bad officiating (whichever you happen to believe) kept them in the game yesterday.
Where our opinions differ is where he thinks the Steelers have a snowballs chance of making the playoffs. They will be LUCKY to make 8-8
To be a little more explanative
Their OL is horrible, and they can not stop the run. With glaring weaknesses on both offense and defense, this team should not expect to do very well this year.
I agree with some of the things.
We shouldn’t get cocky. He also says Texans aren’t perfect, which they aren’t. He also says that the Texans could very well be coming out of the AFC.
I know it was a total backhanded compliment...
…but that is what I took out of it. I’m ok with taking advantage of a down year.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Owen Daniels made 3rd down plays……whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Our RB wore a tutu…………………..whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Our OL sucked…………..whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Our D sucked…………………..whaaaaaaaaawhaaaaaaaaaawhaa!
Your team can’t beat anyone else…..whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
My team sucked so I got drunk………..whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
That about what I got out of it.
Hey, new season different team. Even with that schedule I don’t see the Squealers sniffing the post-season.
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by Seaborn1 on Oct 3, 2011 5:44 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
on another note..
Troy being Troy? can that idiot even make a tackle without leaving his feet? i saw him miss at least 5 tackles yesterday.
Not to mention...
he lead with his helmet all the time. I guess when you get juked out of your hair, you get a little fired up.
Get a grip broseph...
First off, Baltimore is winning the division, bitch. And your welcome down to Houston in January IF you get a wildcard spot (which you will not). You will be beaten. The Steelers are not that great this year, get over it. This game was a lot closer to 24/31 – 10 than the Steelers winning. Have fun losing to Cleveland jaded fuck.
by PHM on Oct 3, 2011 5:57 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Fisking away....
I left the game having no more respect for the Texans than I had coming in. Their offense can be controlled




And their defense is both soft up the middle

and terrible in coverage.


I rest my case your Honor…
by MeMongo on Oct 3, 2011 6:11 PM CDT reply actions 17 recs
This.
Guy’s got no basis for damn near every argument he made. I thought we did a pretty damn job yesterday of putting the “soft” label to rest. The only thing soft on the field was both of their lines and Big Ben’s foot.
by Travis Roggatz on Oct 3, 2011 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Dude
Hines Wards face in the second to last pic is hirarious looks like he is doing a jig!
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Boo fucking hoo
Maybe you can borrow some of Mendenhall’s tampons?
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by HoustonDiehards on Oct 3, 2011 6:14 PM CDT via iPhone app reply actions 4 recs
+1
Mario Williams and Antonio Smith on track for 16 sacks each this season.
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 3, 2011 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Josh Innes
uses them approves
Mario Williams and Antonio Smith on track for 16 sacks each this season.
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 3, 2011 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm not surprised by the rationale in this post.
It’s one of the reasons why most fanbases can’t stand the ones that always win. The winners refuse to give credit when its due. I’m not gonna attack the person because they have the right to believe what they want. His team has 6 titles so he obviously is used to winning.
However, his email makes it seem like they were real close in this game. The steelers were only in it because the refs ahem the texans kept shooting themselves in the foot. We had a runningback and a half and two receivers. if anything the steelers should have abused this team but alas they didn’t. don’t make excuses. the game was settled on the field.
shoulda, coulda, woulda dont mean a thing after the fact. i’ll end it by saying this. this team is 3-1 and looking better than last year. however there are 12 games to go. as the great one’s injury showed us, anything can happen. let’s move on from the steelers and focus on the raiders. that’s a team that will give us problems and if the team doesn’t focus, they will be in for a long day.
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 3, 2011 6:15 PM CDT reply actions
we should be able to match up well against the raiders. we showed we could match up well with the steelers WR speed. the scary part is the thought of trying to contain Run DMC
by Travis Roggatz on Oct 3, 2011 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions
this is the problem i have with football "logic."
we shut down team a, so team b should be no problem. except team b is different in every aspect of the game. team b might have the same speed, but the size, strength, awareness will all be different.
the raiders are a different team than the steelers. the steelers are all about abusing you until you quit. the raiders are a track team at every position. they want u run out of gas so that by the 4th quarter you have nothing left.
i think this game is gonna hinge more on stopping the passing game than the running game. run dmc will get his but if you can punish the qb and make him think twice when it comes to passing, he will start to overthrow his receivers or just tuck the ball and take the sack.
between this game and the texas vs ou, my weekend is gonna be full of excitement.
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Oct 3, 2011 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Jason Campbell
will be running for his life. very impressed with the pass rush so far this year.
by Travis Roggatz on Oct 3, 2011 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions
that is just one side of the ball though
I agree they have a good offense, and it will be a good test to see where our defense is, but they have no defense. We should win because I dont think there is any way they slow our offense down.
This would work even better
If we jump out to a quick lead of ten points or more.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 4, 2011 1:09 AM CDT up reply actions
W................
…………………OW
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by AllenOU on Oct 3, 2011 6:20 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
more fisking...
A healthy rather than gimpy Polamalu may have made the difference last year in SB XLV.
Why would that conclusion be drawn? Hey no doubt he is a force to be reckoned with, but despite being healthy and playing hard yesterday, it didn’t do a damn thing to help his team win. The Steelers got their asses handed to them by the Texans with a healthy Troy who played at his highest level.
Time to start looking forward to the Raiders, and I guess the Texans will have to put “Run DMC” in the hospital to prove they are not soft.
Cliff Notes =
Steelers were great last year. Steelers beat themselves. Woe is us. Oh, and Texans aren’t that good so don’t congratulate yourself.
/steelersfansarepricks
Did anybody really read the whole thing?
I skipped through it and it was terrible blather, to write 35 paragraphs on this is so very sad This Dude has NO life. If I could plead with this person to please seek professional help
I took a few breaks for: a work conf call, a shower, cooked dinner, another shower
walked the dog, re-calibrated my autostar alignment motor on the telescope, updated content for the crop circle and cow mutilation tracking blog, grabbed my wife’s ass before she took the girls to dance, and finally got to the end of the post.
In fairness, Tim did declare this guy a “die hard fan” so it was tee’d up correctly. While I was fisking the comments and considering the elitist stance from which it was written, it made me think about those fans in Detroit, Buffalo and San Francisco who have been through such long droughts of horrendous football (even worse than us). Especially the 49er fans who enjoyed some amazing times with Rice, Montana, Steve Young, etc and have lately been swirling the drain for quite some time. I’m really happy for those folks who are having a better year than most figured they would, and I bet they are thankful as hell.
by MeMongo on Oct 3, 2011 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
That was an ingenious reply
Mario Williams and Antonio Smith on track for 16 sacks each this season.
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 3, 2011 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
49er's?
At least they’ve actually tasted success. I’m more happy for the fans of Detroit. I hope the Lions make it to the SB….Where they were soundly defeated by the “Mighty” Houston Texans in the most one sided loss in SB history!
What few realized was that this was the game that started the Texans historical run, eventually catapulting them to a league best 10 SB championships in their short 20 year history….
Wha, wha, did I fall asleep again?
I got tired about 2/3 down and gave up.
But I mentally gave up when I read that 17-10 was reflective of the play of the game.
In the world that Tim’s friend lives in the Steelers apparently won this game. But this is typical of fans of very successful teams – they can’t ever give any credit elsewhere – everything is always about them.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Oct 4, 2011 1:12 AM CDT up reply actions
Adults
Accept loses and congratulate the victor on a good game. Children throw temper tantrums, make excuses and refuse to acknowledge the good play of their opponent. I do not know him personally and will assume this was just a bad-day reaction (or would hope so), but he does not do himself nor the Steeler fan base any favors with analysis like that.
by Mumford on Oct 3, 2011 7:05 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
it's sad
but seems to be typical steeler fan behavior.
by Travis Roggatz on Oct 3, 2011 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Congrats Texan Nation
I watch a real beat down of my steelers yesterday by a ligit playoff team! The biggest difference between the Texans from last year (IMHO) is they FINISH the game this year!! Good luck with the rest of your season!!
by Steelerwill on Oct 3, 2011 7:14 PM CDT reply actions 9 recs
do us a favor and humiliate the Titans
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Thanks! and good luck to you too Steelerwill
As you know (better than us), it’s tough to keep up the pressure the year after a SB appearance since every team brings the wood when they play you.
The Steeler fans at the stadium were actually VERY nice. Several flew in for the game and, even with the results, remained pleasant and had good things to say about the Texans at the end. They gasped and prayed along with us while ‘Dre was down. I have to say they might have been the nicest fans I’ve ever witnessed at Reliant.
Crush the Titans for us!
thank you
very intelligent and classy response. hopefully you get your guys back that got hurt yesterday so you can unleash the beatdown of the century on the titans.
by Travis Roggatz on Oct 3, 2011 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Wait a reasonable steeler fan?
I am perplexed. You are welcome here anytime!
"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
Perplexed?
Every Steeler fan I saw at the game yesterday was extremely reasonable. Just because the guy from the email saw the game through his Steeler-fan glasses, hardly means that every member of that fan base will react the same. And it defintely doesn’t mean that we as a community should be saying some of the things in these comments.
The steelers fans I had to deal with yesterday
talked shit for the entire game, so I threw it back at them, even did the Ninja Assassin Dance for them!
"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
More importantly
Can anyone tell me why Kerns twitter is Zepp1978?
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
I am pretty sure it has to do with
led zepplin…..
"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
My 2 favorite things about yesterday
1. Big Ben finally got the Karma that was coming back around as he was raped and molested by the Texans D.
2. The BIG hit laid by Brown on Harrison. That was definately a payback hit!
by Its Gonna Happen on Oct 3, 2011 7:31 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
i saw a tweet
that went something like Goodell just gave brown a $200,000 bonus for that hit on harrison
"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
get out of here you homer...
When the Steelers foolishly went 1WR or 2WR with Hines Ward in the field, the Texans appeared to match Jason Allen up on Ward one-on-one rather than covering him with a LB like other teams have done. Rhetorical question—Was assigning Allen to Ward an attempt by the Texans’ coaching staff to bolster Allen’s confidence by allowing him to cover the only WR in the entire league that he is actually capable of shutting down one-on-one?/blockquote>
OFFICIAL MARIO WILLIAMS 2011 SACK COUNT; (4)
Jason Allen > Kareem Jackson
Except duh
Who else would he cover?
Mario Williams and Antonio Smith on track for 16 sacks each this season.
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 3, 2011 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
We'll see.
Sometimes CB is such a confidence game. I don’t think that anyone doubts Allen’s physical ability to play the position, just his decision making. Maybe it starts him on a good path, who knows?
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Oh to be so spooled
It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are OVERDUE to get to the playoffs, much less the big big dance...Go Texans!!!!!
by oiler-texan diehard on Oct 3, 2011 10:44 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Sorry haven't learned how to use my phone
Meant to state that this guy’s perspective is jaded by the wealth of success. He also could have been any one of the Steeler fans I partied with before the game. They came early and in big numbers. The ones I talked with said all the right things. I shared my food & drink with them as they did with me. We said that we would resume postgsme, but they were nowhere to be found afterwards. Gave these people bacon. BACON.
It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are OVERDUE to get to the playoffs, much less the big big dance...Go Texans!!!!!
by oiler-texan diehard on Oct 3, 2011 10:54 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Spoiled brats the lot
Duplicitous bastards would have loved to get in your face after a Steelers win, but the babies all had to sulk and go home early. What class. Would love to see these guys in the playoffs, but that’s a long shot because they simply are not a good team right now.
It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are OVERDUE to get to the playoffs, much less the big big dance...Go Texans!!!!!
by oiler-texan diehard on Oct 3, 2011 11:00 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
What I find amazing...
is that no one ever gave the Texans an honorable mention when they were losing 10 of 16 games last season, while playing without their leader on defense (Ryans) or offensive leaders (A. Johnson, O. Daniels) for multiple games. This guy is an idiot!!
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I noticed the same thing
All the steeler fans at our tailgate were real cool before the game but after they were all quiet and sulky. Sore losers lol!!!!
get it while the gettins good!!!
by JLeeNino on Oct 4, 2011 1:56 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
His post game analysis is somehow worse than his pre-game analysis.
Which I figured would be really fucking hard to do. You should print out a copy of all the comments to his “letters” and mail it to him.

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