Like most of you when I saw Andre go down I was thinking "oh crap, oh crap, oh crap". I wasn't capable of any real thoughts, just fear of losing this teams greatest weapon after getting the teams other greatest weapon back that very day. Moments after he went down I started envisioning a tandem of Jacoby and Kevin as our starters for the rest of the season (bleach chug on 3...1,2..). Schaub has done well without Andre for short stretches, but I can't imagine the offense being stable for the rest of the season without Andre. And yes, I know he's not done for the season, but these were my first thoughts afterwards. Continued after the lump...hump? JUMP...got it
Since then, from time to time I have been contemplating how good Andre really is for the team and the true realization that he really is one of the greatest receivers of the last decade or two. And just moments ago I read the title to a Jason Cole article making reference to "Megatron". And my first thought was "Why the hell doesn't Andre have a cool nickname?"
So...I have a couple of suggestions. Fandre is my first. He beat the F out of Innegan so what the hell did he do with the F? He took it, that's what he did. Dr. Destructo is my second only because Fandre is the only one I can think of that doesn't suck. Come on people, we need to find him a cool Megatron type nickname. Fandre sucks too. Throw out your suggestions for our injured warrior. Apologies if this is a redundant post. Thanks for reading my post, hugs and kisses.