Inactives: JUGGERNAUT vs. Glitter Kitties
by bigfatdrunk on Oct 30, 2011 11:20 AM CDT
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PrintHit the jump for today's inactives as your Houston Texans take on the Jacksonville Glitter Kitties.
Jacksonville Jaguars Inactives:
Brock Bolen RB - Hairballs
Eben Britton OT - Feline depression
John Chick DE - Cat scratch fever
Courtney Greene SS - Feline incontinence
Cecil Shorts WR - Already moved to Los Angeles
Jason Spitz C - Already moved to Los Angeles to star in an "adult film"
Chastin West WR - Glitter fight casualty. It looked like a Kindergarten art closet blew up on him.
Houston Texans Inactives:
T.J Yates QB
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hahahaha
Nice one!
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by Barryfromtexas on Oct 30, 2011 11:23 AM CDT reply actions
Gracias
Those last three were fun! :-)
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by bigfatdrunk on Oct 30, 2011 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions
As far as I'm concerned
This is a division rivalry game, which means I will be watching intently, hoping to win, never expecting the Jags to give up.
“Rivalry game”
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
nice
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