Sunday Night Football Open Thread: Cokeboys @ Dream Team
by bigfatdrunk on Oct 30, 2011 6:45 PM CDT
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Please join us as we point, laugh, and giggle at Tony Romo, hopefully get another Vince Young sighting where he throws an interception in his only snap, and continue to bask in the glory that is 5-3 atop the AFC South.
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Can I complain about "fans" of other teams?
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
FUCK SAINTS FANS
WE DO NOT NEED TO TRADE JAHRI EVANS AND CARL NICKS. DREW BREES IS STILL AN ELITE QB WHO WE SHOULD NOT CUT BECAUSE HE WANTS TO RETIRE AND BECOME A POLITICIAN or some stupid shit like that. STOP WHINING AFTER EVERY FIRST DOWN THAT GREGG WILLIAMS NEEDS TO BE PUBLICLY EXECUTED. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP WHINING THAT THIS LOSS “TARNISHES” THE SAINTS. FUCK YOU ALL IN THE ASS WITH SOMETHING SHARP.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
by Jon Banks on Oct 30, 2011 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
I may be reading too much into this, but you sound upset.
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by UprootedTexan on Oct 30, 2011 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I hate bandwagoners.
If anyone here hears a “WHO DAT, WE DAT” Please stab that person. You are doing me a favor.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
I love
How “Who Dat” has become an acceptable answer for the question “Where are you from?”
by LouisianaTexan on Oct 30, 2011 7:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I thought Who Dat was a question.
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The Dreamshake
I guess technically yes
Although it’s never stated that way
by LouisianaTexan on Oct 30, 2011 7:35 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
A favorite.
On draft it’s especially nice, but you pretty much need to be in the NW for that, I think.
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The Dreamshake
Yeah, it's pretty nice stuff.
Not as good as “Dead Guy Ale” but not bad.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Oct 30, 2011 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I've got a couple cold ones left over
then I got to bust out my Shiner Family Reunion stash for the rest of the game
I've been dying to get my hands on some Shiner Family Reunion since I found out about its existence.
Wonder how many funny looks I’d get if I asked for it for my birthday.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
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by UprootedTexan on Oct 30, 2011 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
You Ever Had Kosmos Reserve?
It’s a shame you can only get it in Shiner Reunion Packs.
That’s some decent hop jacked stuff.
I've only ever had their Bock and Hefeweizen.
The rest are impossible to find up here.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Oct 30, 2011 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Bock isn't too bad. Hefe is good if in the mood.
if you haven’t already, go to Shiner.com and check out some of their other brews.
Shiner ain’t high class, but decent beer. And of course, good for Texas homers. The state I am in sells it cheaper than a lot of regular domestic beer. Kind of weird.
I like
Bock, but prefer black lager. I want some double wheat, and have never tried kosmos which i should get my hands on when i come down for thanksgiving my BDAY
"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
I actually like it better than "Dead Guy"
Also, you’re in the NW right? If you can find Fire Mountain “Steam Powered Stout” buy some. They want a lot for it, but it’s worth it. It might well be the best stout I’ve ever had.
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The Dreamshake
I'm in the Midwest. Kind of in Bronco/Chief Country
Never heard of Fire Mountain. Not sure if they have it in my area.
I doubt it'll be there - tiny brewery in Oregon.
But might get bigger if more people get to try this stout.
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The Dreamshake
Never been much of a stout drinker.
But I will keep an eye out for it.
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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Oct 30, 2011 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
.....
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Oct 30, 2011 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions
That's good hustle, son.
Way to be.
/slaps you on the ass
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Mr Banks
has a high motor and high character!
"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
I'm sure there would have been similar freak outs on here
If we lost today.
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
The Saints are going to be fine.
Flat against StL, these things happen sometimes.
So after years of pain Brees and Co bring NO a title. So they drop a game and get that shit? Wow.
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The Dreamshake
Yeah.
People are saying he shouldn’t be re-signed in March. That’s unreal that anyone, even a bandwagoner, can think that.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Everyone Knows
Billy Joe Tolbert is a better QB. Get your head out of your ass, Jon.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Oct 30, 2011 7:54 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 3 recs
You dare to discount the greatness that was J.T. O'Sullivan?
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by UprootedTexan on Oct 30, 2011 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Tolliver had the better deep ball though.
And lets not forget Jake Delhomme — he needs a chance!
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by riversmccown on Oct 30, 2011 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Rec'd
I must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds.
-Duke Leto Atreides
by peytonsurdaddy on Oct 30, 2011 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
LOL
U mad.
I must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds.
-Duke Leto Atreides
by peytonsurdaddy on Oct 30, 2011 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
That's even worse than I initially thought it was.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
I didn't even notice the dead dog with the Cowboys jersey in his hand until I took a second look
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 30, 2011 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Never would have noticed...thx
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Is he molesting the dog, you know, THAT way?
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
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The Dreamshake
No, look at the picture
He has the dog by the throat
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 30, 2011 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I see that.
I just keep thinking “rape stand” I guess.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
Hey anybody see what some Jags said after the game?
http://houston.cbslocal.com/2011/10/30/jaguars-rip-texans-for-dirty-play/
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
First of all, I'm not sure I'm taking anything Anna Megan said seriously.
Second, how about the cajones it took for him to accuse them of dirty play and not call that player out by name?
Either he’s full of shit, or he’s a coward.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
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by UprootedTexan on Oct 30, 2011 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
....
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Oct 30, 2011 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions
he's just mad
cause Arian’s run on them for 100+ yards now two games in a row.
Matt Schaub is basically Tony Romo with a less exciting name, a less famous team and a better PR agent.
-- Bill Simmons
by Longhorn Lumboo on Oct 30, 2011 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions
someone calling the TEXANS a dirty team?
me likey
by leacheatsbabies on Oct 30, 2011 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Better than being called soft, that's for sure
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 30, 2011 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
...in a slutty kind of way, little boy?
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Kinda like cheering for the Mavs to beat the Heat dirty?
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 30, 2011 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Nah, because the Heat are so absolutely vile.
And Dirk is one of my favorite players.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
But you're still cheering for Dallas to win regardless
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 30, 2011 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I had always kinda put the Rangers and Mavs in a seperate catergory.
My loathing of the dallas cowbitches runs deep…possibly if the were playing the BESF’s; only then.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
The Mavs fall into that category for me as well
I can tolerate the Rangers
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
I actually have wondered how people here would handle
A hyopthetical (purely!) SB between Dallas and Tennessee…
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 30, 2011 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Rioting.
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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Oct 30, 2011 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Mass suicides
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 30, 2011 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Terrorism??
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 30, 2011 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Becoming a jai alai fan instead.
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Hey, there's just as much potential for violent injury.
I like the way you think, good sir.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Oct 30, 2011 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, I spent my high school years in Dallas
so I can’t work up quite the hate lots of people can.
Mind you, I don’t like Dallas.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
i spent my high school days in san antonio
and that made me hate the cowboys and spurs with a passion.
I guess it varies.
My friends were huge sports fans, and nobody was really nasty about each other’s teams.
It was basically, “Yeah, I’ll take the Cowboys unless their losing helps the Oilers somehow.”
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
I'd put it four...
and bet the over. Sunday night does not treat Romo well.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Knighton claims we aren't the best team in the division.
That 5-3 record overall and 3-0 in the division must mean shit.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
Or the Tits
with a lack of “being able to even slow the Texans, despite their missing Andre Johnson and James Casey.”
So, I guess it’s the Colts.
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I thought it was funny
How 2 trolls with opposing views were agreeing with each other. Even though one wanted to only run (cookie crisp serial or something) and ben (the price is wrong or something) complained that Kubes was too conservative. That was funny today.
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
I missed it.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Oct 30, 2011 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
rec whore
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Green'd!
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Oct 30, 2011 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Random Question
How did one of the least friendly cities in the nation get the nickname “City of Brotherly Love”?
"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce
Probably some bastard with a good sense of irony
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 30, 2011 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
It was before the invention of batteries and Santa Claus.
And now other cities are scared to revoke the title from them.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Oct 30, 2011 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
Love your brother. Hate everyone else.
I must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds.
-Duke Leto Atreides
by peytonsurdaddy on Oct 30, 2011 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
It's Greek
Philos=“love” and adelphos=“brother,” iirc.
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I may not like country music
But Faith Hill in a black leather bodysuit is always nice
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
Just missed the leather. Dammit.
There’s always youtube for a fix though…
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Sounds like they hit a seconds on Faith at the stadium, there.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Agree
Way better than Hank on Monday
by LouisianaTexan on Oct 30, 2011 7:32 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Faith Hill does not sing country.
Twangy pop, yes.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 30, 2011 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
There's no longer a difference.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Jamey Johnson begs to differ.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 30, 2011 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
It is really just how the music is marketed
There isn’t a Country Genre any more
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 30, 2011 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Aren't the Country Music Awards going to be televised here in the near future?
Thot I saw a ’mercial.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Side note
Titans have gone to a RB rotation. Ringer outplayed Johnson today and they will stay with the RB rotation going forward.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
They must miss Lendale White right about now
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 30, 2011 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha I doubt that.
I’m not sure he’s even in the league right now.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Definitely miss Blount I'm sure
by LouisianaTexan on Oct 30, 2011 7:33 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
They really miss him
What happened to Stafon Johnson though?
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 30, 2011 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I think he's buried on somebodies depth chart or Practice squad.
Not sure though.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Same thing that happens to all USC backs
Just sucks at football
by LouisianaTexan on Oct 30, 2011 7:37 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
He's looking for Solo and the Wookiee.
Wouldn’t be much use to the BE-SFs about now.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Oct 30, 2011 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Even though Romo is a giant chokejob,
he isn’t a whiny bitch like most diva QBs are.
I’ll give him that.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
You talking post-game?
Because I see him whine in games as much as other QB’s.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Yeah, mainly post-game.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Oct 30, 2011 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Terrence Newman with the 10 yard cushion.
Love it.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
The best part about liking a winning team
is that you do happy drinking during the night game, as opposed to oblivion drinking.
by cubic on Oct 30, 2011 7:35 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
definitly a plus
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 30, 2011 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
YEah, Baby....jammin!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Looked like every Philly Player went in untouched
Blockers and all
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 30, 2011 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Their WR corps had to have been Al Davis' wet dream when he was alive
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 30, 2011 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Philly can't execute a kickoff
THAT is bad coaching there
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
That would be inexcusable. Boy would I be pissed.
You know Reid is steaming….
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
HE should be
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 30, 2011 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
As a jaded Jaguars fan
I’m watching this game to see what an offense is
I hate your couch....DON'T DRAFT ANDREW LUCK HE SOUNDS LIKE A MUPPET
by tiquanunderwear on Oct 30, 2011 7:44 PM CDT reply actions
I thought our D played pretty well today
Our D is plenty good enough to win, the bad thing is our offense is the worst since the 1923 Oorang Indians
I hate your couch....DON'T DRAFT ANDREW LUCK HE SOUNDS LIKE A MUPPET
by tiquanunderwear on Oct 30, 2011 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
You know that if at the end of the play
There is an offensive lineman just standing around – someone missed their assignment
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
Touchdown
hehe
I hate your couch....DON'T DRAFT ANDREW LUCK HE SOUNDS LIKE A MUPPET
by tiquanunderwear on Oct 30, 2011 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
On a screen pass
That all of the Philly players basically walked into the endzone untouched
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 30, 2011 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Pretty quick drive 7 plays 4 run for 40yds and 2-3 passing for 34.
very efficient…
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Vick to Maclin
After cutting through Americas shitty D like a hot knife through butter
by LouisianaTexan on Oct 30, 2011 7:51 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Almost a late hit there...
pulling back saved him I think.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
The Cowturds D looks pathetic
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
Philly isn
’t just running on them
They are running through ginormous holes
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 30, 2011 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck ROB RYAN...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Scrabble gets his...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Yeah, that wasn't in coverage that was tip drill oskie there.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Like a Cadillac SUV
Instead of a Tahoe
Almost as good, but costs much more
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 30, 2011 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
nice. Should we call Jojo "Tahoe"?
maybe “ta Hoe”
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
No my suggestion
Just using GM vehicular metaphors
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 30, 2011 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Cokeboys?
Or Chokeboys? Am I missing something here?
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
Back when the Cowgirls were actually relevant (sometime in the 90s)
A lot of their players seemed to get busted for coke possession.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Oct 30, 2011 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Michael Irvin
Doesn't even know what you are talking about
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 30, 2011 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I see now
Thanks fellas.
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
Chokeboys is acceptable, though
I just hate “Cowgirls.” Also, I don’t like it when people call the Titans “Tits,” I like cowgirls! I love tits!
Haters.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
..me too!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
by chuckiepoo on Oct 30, 2011 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
I like the reverse cowgirl position while holding her tits
/too over the top??
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 30, 2011 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
About right
Thanks for letting me re-live yesterday afternoon.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
lol
I must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds.
-Duke Leto Atreides
by peytonsurdaddy on Oct 30, 2011 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I prefer to stick with the BESFs term
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 30, 2011 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
He also did coke with underage girls
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 30, 2011 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
No, they caught Henderson
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 30, 2011 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Now the game is
Vick drops back
then runs
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The Cowturds D
Looks like 2010 Texans D
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Maybe I should go check my facebook feed and see how they are handling the Cowboys tonight...
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 30, 2011 8:13 PM CDT reply actions
Shift A
The cowboys are bad.
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Everyone trashed Wade Phillips when he was in Dallas
And while he wasn’t a good coach, I dont think Jason Garrett is any much better.
by TheDream34 on Oct 30, 2011 8:15 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Well, it is Jerrah's interference
That is usually the real issue
They players quit respecting the coaches because they know the coaches have no authority
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by Barryfromtexas on Oct 30, 2011 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Bradie James publicly admitted he quit at times that last year Wade was still coaching.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Does that say something about Wade?
Or about James?
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Makes me wonder after Cush's Comments today
Houston Texans
Cushing on DC Wade Phillips: "He puts his players in position to succeed…You just don’t want to let him down and u want to play for him."
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by Barryfromtexas on Oct 30, 2011 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I saw other Cowboy players quit at times last year to.
Like Micheal Jenkins not trying to tackle a GB WR.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
^ This, this, and more this
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 30, 2011 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
So much for Rob Ryan being a better D-coordinator than Wade Phillips.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
I think it would be awesome
if everything ran on gas :)
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How are the cowboys down 21
They’re super bowl contenders according to Colin cowherd and skip bayless lol!!
by TheDream34 on Oct 30, 2011 8:22 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
See kubiak that's when you challenge a play
by TheDream34 on Oct 30, 2011 8:25 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I've talked to four people today about those challenges
Three of the four said both were good. One said one.
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I think today's challenges were OK
Not great ones, but I would have challenged them myself
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by Barryfromtexas on Oct 30, 2011 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Agree
Weren’t great, but I definitely would’ve done the same. Shit, I still think Walter got the second foot inbounds, and the Tate challenge is a gamble worth taking.
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The Walter challenge was really good.
As for the Tate challenge, i think it was a good challenge in the sense that the momentum shifted towards the jags on turnover and we needed something to kill it. It didn’t hurt us as bad if we took a crack and challenged it. It could of turned in our favor if there was some crappy refereeing, which happens more often than not.
I am happy you aren't the Texans coach, then.
Those were ass challenges that had no prayer. Both of them.
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by riversmccown on Oct 30, 2011 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought, putting myself in Kubiak's shoes, that they were both good challenges
The replay watching TV viewer disagrees, but Kubiak doesn’t have access to that.
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This is going to be a bar full of sad Chokeboys fans
And I will laugh accordingly.
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That shot of Jones looked like the Evil Emperor firing up a Cuban.
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And a safety on Romo
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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 30, 2011 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
The Cowturds D
Has no disciple on covering the gaps
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Marc Kahlberg
There always seems to be 5 yards of separation between Eagles WR's and Cowboy defenders.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
I thought Bush was with the BESFs??
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 30, 2011 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
David Gibbs maybe?
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 30, 2011 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Well
The over was 48-looks like the Eagles are going to try to get there by themselves.
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
With zero pass rush
That is pretty easy
and he has taken off running after the first read
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by Barryfromtexas on Oct 30, 2011 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
What a good fucking day today was
Texans win, I win in both my fantasy leagues, and now I get to watch this terrible cowturds defense get beat up. The only thing that could make this any better is if Allison Brie showed up and wanted to play doctor.
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What about Christina Hendricks playing nurse?
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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 30, 2011 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I likes fair skinned red heads...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Bah
I am losing to a guy who started Forte today.
Curse you Drew Brees you miserable excuse for a quarterback!
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 30, 2011 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
The same commercial they just showed on top of that
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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 30, 2011 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
"And Romo goes down in the hands of Trent Cole."
Romo’s wife is probably not happy to hear this.
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Probably not.
But I’m glad I was able to read it after I heard it to connect the joke. Well done sir.
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That was actually fairly clever with the 4th and 2 and time out call.
The rest of the Cowboys game has been woeful, but Kubiak might profit from watching that.
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For all you people who hate Schaub and Kubiak?
We could have Romo and Garrett, instead.
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/shudder....
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by chuckiepoo on Oct 30, 2011 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I bet there are some here that think Kubiak could have worked miracles with Tony Romo
I’m not one of those though
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 30, 2011 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
So you are saying Romo is in the same league as Carr?
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 30, 2011 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes
The National Football League
:P
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by Barryfromtexas on Oct 30, 2011 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Romo is a slight upgrade over Carr
But that’s like saying that a Pacer is an upgrade over a Pinto
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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 30, 2011 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Those guys are too busy
Trying to think of things to fire Kubiak for in the win today
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by Barryfromtexas on Oct 30, 2011 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't think Kubiak is elite
By any means, but the Cokeboys seem to find new ways to be stupid.
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I would trade Kubes for some coaches
But Garrett isn’t one of them
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by Barryfromtexas on Oct 30, 2011 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Fair Enough.
My issue is not Garrett is better, but I don’t think Houston is gonna go far with Kub at the helm.
Rather have Rob Ryan and Jon Kitna
wait, no I wouldn’t
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I'd rather have Kitna over Leinart though
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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 30, 2011 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
You want a 50 year old backup?
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 30, 2011 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I think he'd be a better teacher for Yates
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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 30, 2011 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
McGee is terrible
after watching him for years at A&M, I can tell you I’d rather have Curtis Painter
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
I think Bud Adams would draft him simply because he's from Houston
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 30, 2011 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Wouldn't mind
If the Texans took a good look at him this year. I see him as a better option than Yates at the 3 and probably better than Leinhart after a year or so holding the clipboard.
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
I disagree.
Yates comes from an offense at North Carolina that was similar to what the Texans run. Keenum is yet another spread QB who has racked up enormous numbers against weak teams.
Can’t think of any spread QB’s that have had much success in the NFL over the past few years.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Hmm
Sam Bradford and Colt McCoy played in spread offenses. Just because ESPN never called it that doesn’t make it not true. In Bradford’s Heisman year, he threw the ball more times than Texas Tech did, a team known as a “spread offense that produces ridiculous numbers.”
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
by ak2themax on Oct 30, 2011 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh
and Phillip Rivers and Steve McNair should qualify, too. Though to be fair Alcorn St. was able to run more of a spread because of McNair rather than doing it because that’s what their offense was.
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
The jury is still out on both of them.
Neither has had a great amount of success though.
Should also be noted they played in the Big 12 not C-USA.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Fair enough
I’m just saying that playing in a spread shouldn’t discourage teams, especially with the NFL moving to a more spread-like game.
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
I would like to see him as a "project"
Him or RG3
They have few ints
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by Barryfromtexas on Oct 30, 2011 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
RG3 gives me wood
One of my favorite players to watch.
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I'd kinda like to see that kid Osweiler here, the 6'8" QB from Arizona State
He’d probably go too high in the draft though
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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 30, 2011 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
If the Colts don't end up with Luck, I can see Kellen Moore in Indy
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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 31, 2011 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions
He's 5'10
5’11 tops.
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SECede?....Whoop(s)!!
But he's accurate as crazy
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 31, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions
Exactly
short but accurate has a place in this league. Drew Brees, and more recently, Colt McCoy.
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
So was Colt Brennan
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SECede?....Whoop(s)!!
That was his offense, not him
Kellen Moore doesn’t play in a spread offense
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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Nov 1, 2011 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions
Meh
Neither did Colt Brennan, it was a Run and Shoot,, but we’re arguing semantics. Kellen’s a great college QB, no doubt. I just don’t see him being picked up early as a signal caller in the draft is all.
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SECede?....Whoop(s)!!
Who cares?
Lions don’t need to roar.
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I'd rather fly under the national media radar.
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by Spektr6 on Oct 30, 2011 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Spanish Inquisition Rec
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 30, 2011 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
I think it is funny
That they use a NASCAR driver with a suspended license for a Toyota ad
That cracks me up
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I wish he could get traded to a contender
It’s kinda sad to see his talent wasted in St. Louis
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 30, 2011 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I feel bad for SJax
But I do NOT want to see him On a contender. Could you imagine him on the Pats or Manning’s Colts? No thanks
by LouisianaTexan on Oct 30, 2011 9:15 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I'd kinda like to see him in Detroit
He’s exactly what they’re missing
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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 30, 2011 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I love Bob Costas's voice
It’s just great-makes everything epic.
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
Not as much as Gus Johnson does
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 30, 2011 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
^This
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Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 30, 2011 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Gus just makes it exciting
Bob could talk about Lincoln taking a shit and I would be mesmerized and call it “historically significant.”
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
Gus could make a chess match exciting
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Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 30, 2011 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Too bad he's done as a college basketball announcer
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
But he's taking his talents to college football
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 30, 2011 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
wish his talents were for the Texans
We always get stuck with the shittiest Announcers
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Oct 30, 2011 9:44 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
version 2 of the mobile SB Nation app...
…is amazing. Two thumbs up!
by _empty on Oct 30, 2011 9:06 PM CDT via iPhone app reply actions
It's the Olympics effect.
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reply fail
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The Chokeboys fans turned off the TV
BWAHAHAHAAHAH!
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Who are the cokeboys?
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by bone31crusher on Oct 30, 2011 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
holy crap!
Miles Austin caught a pass…..and didn’t celebrate like he scored a td
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by buckaroo_banzai on Oct 30, 2011 9:11 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Dallas is losing 24-0
What’s not good about this game?
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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 30, 2011 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Congrats on winning again today, Texans
I’m sure the Jags gave you a better game than we did …
We managed to get out-sucked by the Colts today, so we’ll take a win.
It should be a fun race for the AFC South until we manage to screw ourselves over and lose all hope.
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by Dynamic Dreadlocks on Oct 30, 2011 9:14 PM CDT reply actions
"It should be a fun race for the AFC South until we manage to screw ourselves and lose all hope."
We’ve been there far too many times.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Oct 30, 2011 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, but your chances of winning the South are a lot better than ours
Doesn’t mean we can’t do it, but it’s just going to be a tougher task
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by Dynamic Dreadlocks on Oct 30, 2011 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I think we've all seen crazier things
Weren’t the Broncos 6-0 that one year when they blew the division lead late?
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
yeah, started 6-0, finished 8-8
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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 30, 2011 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Guess so
Strange things be happ-nin this season
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by Dynamic Dreadlocks on Oct 30, 2011 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
We finally have an easy 2nd half schedule,
so it’s pretty likely that we win the division.
We play a lot of teams who have good defenses, but piss poor offenses. Jacksonville is a prime example of that. Next week we play the Browns, who are the same as the Jaguars.
Teams who cannot score have no chance against us. Now that our D is not only good, but great, it’s tough to beat us.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Oct 30, 2011 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Good lord Jay Ratliff is violent.
/drools/
#NTLust
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
Texans interior defense has been pretty solid the past few weeks.
Sad that no one seems willing to acknowledge that.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
I though Cody and Mitchell looked not useless today
So I acknowledge it.
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
No one wants to change their narrative on the Texans.
And I can understand it. Don’t worry about it.
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One of the positives out of the Raiders game. It seems our run D has been good starting then.
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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 30, 2011 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah shutting down DMC
Keeping Ray Rice in check until he broke out late and keeping MJD in check has been a pretty good run by the defense. None of the big holes in the middle we were seeing earlier in the year.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Here's something that's been going through my mind lately
If Miami & Indy have the same record going into Week 17, should the Texans throw the game against the Colts so they don’t get Andrew Luck???
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
If it's a meaningless game for us, quite possibly yes.
I’d really hate to spend 25 years tortured by “Generational Quarterbacks”
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The Dreamshake
I thought we played you in week 17?
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by Dynamic Dreadlocks on Oct 30, 2011 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
DD is right
We don’t get Indy in Week 17
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
Okay, just noticed that, we play Indy in Week 16
Maybe we throw that game for the hell of it
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 30, 2011 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
You can lose the game to us on purpose
I wouldn’t complain
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by Dynamic Dreadlocks on Oct 30, 2011 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Nah, I rather have the Texans sweep the Titans
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 30, 2011 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I hope they get Andrew Luck
So when he busts and turns out not to be the next Peyton Manning the Colts crumble fro another decade.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
I'd rather not take that chance
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 30, 2011 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know
Have you watched him at all? I’m not on the bandwagon that we already need to get his place in Canton ready, but he looks better than Bradford, Stafford or Matt Ryan did, and those guys have been pretty good (injuries aside).
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
They say he's the best looking prospect since Elway
I wouldn’t be surprised though if Elway pulls a Ditka & trades the entire draft for Luck
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 30, 2011 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Not saying that would be right
But Luck is certainly a better prospect than Tebow right now.
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
You don't think Elway wouldn't scrap an entire draft to get the guy he wants from his alma mater?
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If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 30, 2011 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I've watched him.
He looks good. Real good. But hell so did Matt Leinart. It’s just really hard to say. I think the problem is,he’s the most hyped college QB to come out in some time and with all that pressure on him he could crack.
- overall picks at QB are the ultimate sink or swim.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Nah. I'd feel safer if Luck were somewhere far away from Houston, in terms of division, conference, and geography.
I’m thinking Seattle.
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by UprootedTexan on Oct 30, 2011 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Sounds realistic to me.
They can’t score AT ALL.
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by bone31crusher on Oct 30, 2011 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I actually like Seatlle.
They could use a break. And a new coach.
Because I think Luck is more Manning than Leaf.
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I'm thinking Denver
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 30, 2011 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
You mean
LIke when Cincy threw the game against the Jests in week 17 of 2009, which knocked Houston out of the playoffs?
Cincy didn’t want to face Houston, who bitchstomped them in week 6 in Cincy, so they laid down to the Jests 0-37.
Those bitches got a broomstick up their asses the next week from NY anway, LOL.
If you're referring to Cincy
they actually play us next week
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by Dynamic Dreadlocks on Oct 30, 2011 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
We're all Tit fans
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 30, 2011 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
They're real.
And they’re spectacular.
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He's a Titans fan
and they do play the Bengals I believe.
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
Wish we could play the Brownies again
Easiest win we’ve had all year
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by Dynamic Dreadlocks on Oct 30, 2011 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice to hear that.
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by bone31crusher on Oct 30, 2011 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
If you guys get Andre back, you'll win by 30+
Cleveland is horrible.
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by Dynamic Dreadlocks on Oct 30, 2011 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
He'll be back.
No way he’s out another week.
Wouldn’t really need him, though.
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by bone31crusher on Oct 30, 2011 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Cleveland just has nobody on offense that threatens you
Hillis hasn’t done anything this year, plus their backup running back Hardesty had an injury today, so they have virtually no run game. McCoy is a decent QB, but he has no weapons. Needless to say, I doubt the Titans will be getting any help from the Brownies next week …….
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by Dynamic Dreadlocks on Oct 30, 2011 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Lol @ Hillis.
The Madden Curse is a very real thing.
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by bone31crusher on Oct 30, 2011 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
No kidding
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 30, 2011 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
As a Seahawks fan, their kicker gives me nightmares.
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by UprootedTexan on Oct 31, 2011 12:35 AM CDT up reply actions
Good To Hear That
The team needs other ways to counter Kubiak’s inept game management and playcalling. It helps playing a bad team.
I think it's more of Dennison's playcaling, not Kubiak's.
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by bone31crusher on Oct 30, 2011 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I think.
If he does, he deserves to be fired after the year.
Playcalling has been terribly predictable this year.
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close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Oct 30, 2011 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I think until last week it was Kubiak
But this is all speculation, so far as I know.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 30, 2011 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
By the way,
how fed up are Titans fans with CJ?
Still patient? Or furious?
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by bone31crusher on Oct 30, 2011 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I think we've come to the realization that he's just going to continue to struggle all year
and we’re going to have to keep trying him or Ringer out and see how it goes.
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by Dynamic Dreadlocks on Oct 30, 2011 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
From my viewpoint,
I’d say CJ’s last chance to prove he’s legit is next year.
He has the excuse of no training camp, but next year he’ll have it.
If he continues to struggle next year, I’m writing him off.
If he does struggle next year as well, what’s plan B for you guys? Trade him?
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by bone31crusher on Oct 30, 2011 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Well really
it’s a combination of him having a sub-par year, and the offensive line failing hard and run blocking.
But when we see CJ run compared to Ringer, Ringer looks like he runs with some hunger and want, while CJ just dances and is indecisive with his reads. It could be a result from missing camp/preseason, and probably is, but a supposed top RB should have shaken off the rust by now and got it going. It’s just not gonna happen, it seems.
I doubt we trade him, but Ringer is going to get a lot more carries the rest of the season.
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by Dynamic Dreadlocks on Oct 30, 2011 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Cj actually ran the ball well in that game.
At least the stat sheet says he did.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
So maybe Jason Garrett isn't the football equivalent of Alexander the Great?
Is this even possible?
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Referee's caught a bad case of Dumbass there.
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Our defense is now #4 overall.
Wade Phillips needs to have a statue outside of Reliant.
No words can describe what he’s done in limited time.
We went from a historically bad defense, to a top-5 one. Incredible.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
Yeah, it's looking like more than all that "Reversion to the Mean" stuff that FO was all over earlier this year.
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Of course Indy, Miami, Jville helps.
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I could care less who we have played...
Last year we would have made their sorry offenses look heroic. Props to Wade.
Oh, hey, I'm on board all the way.
My sense is the “Reversion to the Mean” argument doesn’t hold up, but I don’t have the numbers to prove it.
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Roger that.
Wade has made much more of an improvement than simple regression to average.
Someone needs to tell Kubiak
that coaches can, in fact, win challenges.
by Bobbythegreat on Oct 30, 2011 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Gary Kubiak just challenged that Andy Reid challenge.
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by riversmccown on Oct 30, 2011 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Well, I'm heading off.
Gotta go pick up some Indian food for dinner.
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Prairie Chicken and muskrat?
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by Barryfromtexas on Oct 30, 2011 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I LOVE seeing the Cokeboys getting smashed
Don’t care much for the “Dream Team” but fuck Dallas.
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I don't understand the Cokeboys joke.
Is it supposed to be Chokeboys?
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by bone31crusher on Oct 30, 2011 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Some members of the mid 1990s Cowboys really liked the booger sugar.
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by Xiane on Oct 30, 2011 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
For example:
In March 1996, Irvin was arrested on charges of cocaine possession at a hotel party celebrating his 30th birthday.
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Also
“booger sugar” is fucking hilarious.
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+1
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by bone31crusher on Oct 30, 2011 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
sum wild beeotches, arrests, guilty pleas...not pretty.
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The Turds have a history
Of famous players with coke problems
More from the 80’s though
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by Barryfromtexas on Oct 30, 2011 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, those guys even more.
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These are two totally erratic teams.
Neither can string two games that look remotely similar together.
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The Cowturds D has no discipline
How they were the #1 run D before, I have no idea
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by Barryfromtexas on Oct 30, 2011 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
A Ryan Bro D with no discipline? No way!
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They are continuously over pursuing
No gap discipline
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Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 30, 2011 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
The problem with the Cowturds is they believe that they are destined for things without actually doing anything.
That mind set is what kills them lately. They take everything for granted but they shouldn’t.
by Tony Ung on Oct 30, 2011 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
Couldn't of put it better myself.
Earns a rec.
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by bone31crusher on Oct 30, 2011 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
They also seem to be either completely surprised by Vick running.
Or everyone is trying to contain him. Nothing in between.
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So I finally had me a Jester King beer yesterday.
A couple place sin town are carrying their “Commercial Suicide”. It was really damn good.
Still looking for Black Metal Stout though.
Off-topic,
but are we not allowed to bash BBS anymore?
Found this hilarious article of him linked to a Jeff Saturday mis-quote.
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I expect this comment to be deleted soon
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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 30, 2011 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't go there. Deletions occurred earlier this weekend.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
I have no idea....
But that article has already been linked in a previous thread.
I thought the official line was ignore him no matter what
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
Or just read this
Read THIS! It is link directing you to a topic that can never be discussed on this site. If you break this rule it may result in warning or banning. So if I were you, I’d read it before commenting on this site, and more importantly, this thread, as it is closely monitored to prevent it’s mentioning.
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by Barryfromtexas on Oct 30, 2011 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
At least Bone asked
before just posting
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
Which is all good
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by Barryfromtexas on Oct 30, 2011 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Actually, no.
I did a fanpost on that article with Jeff Saturday, and I saw that it was removed.
I should probably be expecting the banhammer.
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by bone31crusher on Oct 30, 2011 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh well in that case it was nice knowing you on BRB
Haha
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Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
Nah, you're fine.
Just try to avoid it in the future.
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I'm guessing Tim enforced this rule.
Am I right?
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by bone31crusher on Oct 30, 2011 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, we are not to mention "he who's name shall not be spoken"
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 30, 2011 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
http://www.battleredblog.com/2011/5/23/2183150/site-news-detente
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Just read it.
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by bone31crusher on Oct 30, 2011 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
You're good, man. I know i stumbled around this the first time I felt....
restricted by it and it sucked for a few minutes until I decided it just wasn’t worth it. It wasn’t really direct but it was close enough.
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I had a comment deleted
but hey, I learned from it.
not a big deal, except that I feel like kind of a dick.
The sad thing is the ban on name variants.
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You don't want to get on Tim's bad side
He’ll tie you up and force you to drink Coors Light….all. night. long.
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Oct 30, 2011 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
That should be illegal.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 30, 2011 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Just go to the Colts blog and read about it.
It’s rather amusing how they are chewing each other apart.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
I have.
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close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Oct 30, 2011 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Kinda like a hooker....
for personal amusement, just don’t bring anything home. :- )
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THer ya go and new string...
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'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
by chuckiepoo on Oct 30, 2011 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Did you draw that?
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Can't claim it. Just an image at google @ spankin'.
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This is brilliant.
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close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Oct 30, 2011 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
a lillte avant erotica, eh?
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Was it just me or did DeMeco appear to be a bit more active today?
I actually saw him make a few plays. Hopefully this bodes well for the rest of the year….ESP given the Reverend’s injury.
He was more active than last week
For sure
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by Barryfromtexas on Oct 30, 2011 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I remember kube's saying they were still trying to ease the captain back from injury.
Meco is still not 100% especially with the multiple injuries he’s had but I guess the injury to Sharpton will force his “recovery time”
Yeah
LBs were pretty fantastic-sucks to have the injury to Sharpton though
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
DeMeco played well today.
Was actually somewhat bad in coverage today, not completely bad.
Good against the run, as always.
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by bone31crusher on Oct 30, 2011 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
He got to play today because the Jags use power sets a lot.
Last week he got like 15 snaps because the Texans were in Nickel a lot and Cushing is the Nickel LB.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Cushing is everything.
Playing like a man possessed this year.
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close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Oct 30, 2011 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Probably the biggest play of the game for us.
Momentum shift was huge.
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by bone31crusher on Oct 30, 2011 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
That and the Jason Allen INT are my votes for play of the game.
Both were momentum shifters.
Crazy.
Discussing Texan turnovers…except we’re the ones forcing them this year. Given last year’s ineptitude on D, this is almost surreal.
Maybe Allen will get unsung hero
Not only did he play pretty well, the effect is doubled by not having Kareem play bad.
Its like making money on a Friday night instead of spending it!
I was expecting a flag to be thrown on that first pass defensed that KCrap had.
I also find it disturbing that he always looks to the ref to see if he gets flagged for PI, meaning his mechanics are messed up that he’s unsure whether he made a solid play or not…
Hey I'm not doing the looking
You should hate him based on how stupid he looks when he turns to the refs to see if he got flagged…..
He and Demps get their first PD
in the same game
(just forget that it was Demps’ 1st game)
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by Barryfromtexas on Oct 30, 2011 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Guilt is tuned to reflect behavior.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
I saw him do that as well
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 30, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
But I've been watching the other DB's make agressive PD and not even flinch toward the ref...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
I think you are confused.
Cushing is our Dime backer. Don’t both Meco and Cushing play in our Nickle sets?
That's right.
Demps comes in for DeMeco. We have 3 safeties instead of 4 corners.
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by bone31crusher on Oct 30, 2011 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
And because Sharpton got hurt.
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by riversmccown on Oct 30, 2011 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
He did look a lot better.
Also he was on the field more, there seemed to be a lot fewer nickel/dime packages.
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Ryan and Wae are now bitching at each other.
Love it.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
That would actually be something to see, so sure, why not?
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Ooooo
Romo is holding again
/evil laugh
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Man, it would be awesome if we made the playoffs this year and the Cowgirls didn't.
That would be a great feeling.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
How long was he waiting to bust out that "That was all Tony Romo line"
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I'd love to see him blow it all over Chris collinsworth.
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How about a Collinsworth/Dierdorf Facial Compilation?
That would be a longer movie than Scarface.
by SuperSerial on Oct 30, 2011 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
That was all Laurent Robinson.
Actually quite a good WR who can’t stay healthy. Dallas seems to just generate WR the way the Texans do RB.
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This is fuckin hilarious.
Every Cowgirl is bitching at their position coaches right now.
They’re literally imploding.
Jerruh to the rescue
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
Wow Ware has 4 sacks?
hard to tell when the Eagles were picking up15 yards a play.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Not as impressive as you might think.
Since it’s against scramble-happy Vick.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Oct 30, 2011 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
The Cowboys making the playoffs
Would be pretty excellent for the comedic potential of Phil Costas in the biggest game of his life.
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..
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Oct 30, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
So while whatever the hell this game is trudges ahead to its inexorable conclusion...
Couple of things about today:
1. Can we just have Allen as CB # 2 already? What more evidence do we need?
2. Are the Jags interior D linemen as good as they looked to me?
3. Have you ever seen more ankle tackles than the Jags put on Foster today?
4. Is anyone concerned that Foster carried the ball 50 times?
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Foster didn't carry the ball 50 times
Unless you’re joking can’t tell.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
Yes, joking.
It was like 31-32 times.
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He carried it 50 times?
That doesn’t sound right. I think they only rushed 39 the whole game
by SuperSerial on Oct 30, 2011 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
To answer
1. +1 billion
2. Yeah, they looked pretty good
3. Thought he could have broken more, but it evened out late with his big runs.
4. 50? Really?
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
Let's see:
1. Kareem is still making progress. He’s still battling in practice. He’s still working hard.
2. Yes.
3. Ask Eugene Wilson.
4. 50 times? Yes. 30? No.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Oct 30, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
And...
1. I hope so
2. yes
3. no
4. not particularly since he carried it 33 times
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 30, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
1. Hopefully next week, although that might not happen with Browns being mostly a running team
2. Noticed most of our better runs were not through the middle, there was no getting yardage through the middle today.
3. Don’t quite recall those
4. Thought I’d see more Tate today also before he fumbled and killed any remaining carries he might’ve had.
I think when Andre comes back Foster will get less touches, which will be very welcome. Don’t want him to wear out before season ends.
Yes, that's my point, I don't want to burn Foster down.
And with Tate around, we shouldn’t have to. Hopefully they won’t doghouse Tate over one fumble.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
50 carries is hyperbole.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
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Can you break "hyperbole" down for me, lol
by SuperSerial on Oct 30, 2011 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I believe its a Civil War era ship...
that or just exaggeration meant to deliver a point.
No I think its the first thing.
by WhiskeyR on Oct 30, 2011 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wow, a fellow history buff.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
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My response
1. Yes. We don’t, Kube’s just needs to justify the drafting of KJax.
2. Yes, they had a good front 4 but their LB and Secondary was very flaky. That’s why they got Posluszny and Landry.
3. Some other team had some good ankle tackles versus foster. I just forget which one.
4. And it was 30 times and he usually should get 25-30 per game.
25-30 is waaaaaaay too many
that’d be >400 a season.
Thanks for all the responses.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
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The Dreamshake
Anybody see the post game comments with Antonio Smith on ch. 26?
Dude has a real Samurai sword hung over his locker. I literally laughed out loud.
He is a Ninja
He came from an ancient black tribe of ninjas.
by SuperSerial on Oct 30, 2011 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
And studies it on the interwebz
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 30, 2011 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Because he is scrabble
and gets the non-call
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 30, 2011 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Hate how Nnamdi and Revis get away with that level of physical play,
and nobody else does.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
Anyone know where Adibi is? Is he on our PS? Another team?
Seeing how he did in preaseason, maybe could help fill void at ILB with our injuries.
They really liked him in the last preseason game
Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Oct 30, 2011 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Someone picked him up
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 30, 2011 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
So he wouldn't tell your wife who you're banging when she's gone
by SuperSerial on Oct 30, 2011 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
^This
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 30, 2011 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Of course the parrot won't tell you who your wife is doing.
It squawks both ways.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
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As Long as He's Keeping My Wife Happy
I don’t need to know and I’m good with it.
If I found out, I would be compelled to pay the guy.
by SuperSerial on Oct 30, 2011 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Silent parrot then.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6KvPN_Wt8I
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Why does Philly have its starters in now?
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
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The Dreamshake
Great question
Impeach Reid?
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
Screw that
Turn him into the Soup Kitchen.
The Whale blubber on him would feed a small village for a season.
by SuperSerial on Oct 30, 2011 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Let me know where you set that up.
So I can avoid Andy Reid Stew.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
Because they're playing Dallas.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Oct 30, 2011 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
For people's fantasy Football teams
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 30, 2011 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
My BRB team with McCoy thanks him, but still...
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McCoy has put up numbers worthy of Brees
Too bad Brees didn’t. And if Miles Austin had showed up today I would have won my game.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 30, 2011 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Tony Romo can't even play well in garbage time.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
I'm normally not a fan of Jim Rome, but he's just roasting the Cowgirls on twitter right now.
Check his TL.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
Rob Ryan must be fuming right now.
His defense got buttfucked on national tv.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
He's going to try to find more macho hair.
What else would he do?
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
Yeah, Texans went right at Jacksonvilles D and won.
He can’t handle that.
“Wait, Ray Rice didn’t get anything on us. Texans must be cheating! Yeah, that’s it! Cheaters! Some Texan player, whose name I don’t know, he’s cheating. And a cheap shot artist. And Buh-Layne Gababahey doesn’t like Cushing, either!”
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
BY that time
We may rest the starters
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 30, 2011 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
We will most definately have Dre back for that game
So I thats another W.
Follow me on twitter: @Super_Stud2100
Well, we know it isn't the Glitter Kittehs
So he thinks the Colts still are the best team?
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 30, 2011 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't see that specific quote on the mothership.
I saw it on the CBS website.
But he did say things like
(on how good he thinks the Texans really are) “I don’t know. It’s still early. Have they won the Super Bowl or anything yet? No. I don’t think so.”
(on if he likes the Texans now that the game is over and if he respects them) "I still don’t like them and I have no respect for them at all."
(on how the Texans offense played) "It was nothing that they were doing. It was just the dirty stuff they were doing. They weren’t dominating me or anything."
(on what the Texans do to make him feel like they are arrogant) “I don’t know. I really don’t want to get into specifics. I just don’t like them.”
Just sounds like a guy with sour grapes.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
If this were one of our players talking about another team
I would hope they’d sound a bit more intelligent and a bit less butt hurt.
by WhiskeyR on Oct 30, 2011 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Butt hurt it is...
"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim." - George Santayana
a loser
and a sore one
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 30, 2011 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Gnight, BRB.
I’m out.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
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