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Unsung Hero: Jacoby Jones Plays His Part, Sets Up Two Touchdowns

Brian Cushing is excited to hear who was the unsung hero of the game.

All-Pro running back Arian Foster? The chatter for handing him a new contract has increased after another 100-yard performance.

Pro Bowl quarterback Matt Schaub? He had another solid outing and got the chuckles going early with his touchdown run.

Former Defensive Rookie of the Year Brian Cushing? The Brain Crusher is back into vintage form and making an impact.

Steady veteran wide receiver Kevin Walter? He's making certain people look awfully smart after he continued to step up in the absence of Andre Johnson.

Who, pray tell, is your unsung hero from yesterday's 24-14 Houston Texans victory over the Jacksonville Jaguars? Who is the fifth unsung hero in the team's fifth victory?

Star-divide

Someone bust out the shrimp and gumbo because Louisiana's own Jacoby Jones takes home the honors this week for his significant, unsung contributions.

The maddening Twitter laureate showed up when necessary - despite his modest stat line of three catches for 59 yards and five punt returns for 56 yards.

Those three catches? All moved the chains for a fresh set of downs - including one on the opening drive to convert a 3rd down. That drive eventually turned into the touchdown run by Schaub.

The punt returns? Jones' big 33-yard return early in the third quarter set up Houston in Jacksonville territory. With a short field, the Texans would move down and score another touchdown - this time Schaub to tight end Joel Dreessen.

Jacoby Jones can drop easy passes and can dance around too much as a returner, but yesterday Jones made plays when needed and those plays helped set up two Texans touchdowns. To do all that to little fanfare? Well, that is what makes Jacoby Jones an unsung hero.

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Singing the praises of Jakespeare

I never thought I’d see the day. But a well deserved Unsung Hero award.

by MaloneyPony on Oct 31, 2011 9:05 AM CDT reply actions  

Definitely a hero

and an unsung one at that

Good call!

"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg

by Barryfromtexas on Oct 31, 2011 9:12 AM CDT reply actions  

losers

It feels nice to be a Texan fan right now. All those things (like this comment) that come out when you lose are happening to the other teams.

And I’m loving the Colts meltdown a lot more than I thought I would. I wish it upon the BE-SFs more, but its truly a thing of beauty from a team/fanbase that has destroyed us for our whole existence.

my Z key can't take another free agent flurry

by texanphil on Oct 31, 2011 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

really? their debacle makes me incredibly angry

…almost to the point that I can’t fully enjoy our run to the division title. Knowing that the Colts are tanking it on purpose (despite what their owner tweets) so they can get Luck, who may end up becoming the next P Manning, fills me with fury. Worse, no one nationally seems to care about this.

by TexanKevin on Oct 31, 2011 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm terribly sorry that you can't fully enjoy our run.

Good luck with that, because I for one have absolutely NO problem enjoying it. And there’s no way the Colts organization is tanking the season to draft Luck. None.

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Oct 31, 2011 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

It’s awesome right now as Texans fan. Especially watching CJ2.8YPC. And maybe the owner and top of the organization may be hoping for it. But I don’t think the players are tanking it to get him.

by RaY210 on Oct 31, 2011 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

hmmm

well i just dont want ANOTHER string of like 8 years where we go 1-15 against the colts, guess i’m alone in feeling that way or at least in the minority

by TexanKevin on Oct 31, 2011 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm with you.

I can totally see the colts doing that. Because, you know… they did it to get Manning. Doesn’t make our wins any less sweet, but it is starting to really piss me off that they can’t “any given sunday” a team or two so luck can go to Seattle where he belongs.

Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.

by beefy on Oct 31, 2011 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not wanting Luck in our division and believing the Colts are tanking their season are two different things

I don’t want him to wind up in the AFC South either, although I’m not as worried about such things after seeing the type of defense Wade is putting together here.

Assuming we take the next step as a winning organization and our current coaching staff remains intact, and assuming the Colts manage to end up the worst team in the league this year, and assuming they keep they’re #1 overall draft pick and select Luck instead of trading it away, then what better way to break a young QB’s spirit than to throw him out there against a top rated defense twice a year until he breaks?

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Oct 31, 2011 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

They aren't the only 0fer team out there...

so there’s still hope. Not sure how that would work…two 0-fer teams…but we’ll see. Maybe.

by Peckerwood on Oct 31, 2011 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Believe they go with the weaker schedule based on end of year stats.

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Oct 31, 2011 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed. He may not turn out to be the eagle eye everyone thinks he'll be.

Still a lotta risk there. He may not get along with 5head either.

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Oct 31, 2011 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

It is pure arrogance that the Colts think they can get away with this.

I hate them. I hate their entire organization…

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Oct 31, 2011 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dude, there's no way the Colts are tanking

A lot of their players are closer to losing their jobs with each passing loss. Curtis Painter sure as hell ain’t keeping his job as backup QB if Luck gets drafted…

by Albiceleste on Oct 31, 2011 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

so much about football is...

…about coaching and the game plan each week…thus the any given sunday chiche…players can try their hardest, but if their game plan sucks, then it can easily make the diff btwn winningand losing…caldwell is not in danger of losing his job IMO and could easily be being told not to try very hard to win

by TexanKevin on Oct 31, 2011 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I understand your point of view

But I respectfully disagree. Without Peyton, this season falls on the shoulders of Caldwell and Polian. Like you said, the coach plays a big hand in the game plan, and consequently the result. So why wouldn’t the coach hold the most responsibility for a win/loss as well? Thus, the result is his responsibility to take. At the very least, if he is kept for next season, he would have a tremendously hot seat. That seat is only made hotter with the constant clamoring from fans who want his head.

You need not look further than our own CHALLENGES-CHALLENGED CONSERVIAK to see how vehement fans are…

by Albiceleste on Oct 31, 2011 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

They all know it's coming

And there’s nothing we can do to stop it

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Nov 1, 2011 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

How about

Dirty, soft, and good what what they do?

1 Defensive Score is left in the Karma Bag
Hmm Hmm Good, Wade Aid hits the spot.
"Wade aid has lean in it, just saying"

by WreckNTexan on Oct 31, 2011 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

That would have been my pick

The only people on the roster whose praises are sung less would be Sean Cody and KJax. Allen seemed to have a very good game and he rarely gets any credit.

He needs to be our starting #2. I’d rather not see KJax get any playing time until Allen needs a breather.

by WhiskeyR on Oct 31, 2011 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

That was the first game...

That Allen genuinely separated himself from the competition in a positive way. Usually he plays poor-to-mediocre and looks better by comparison anyways, but he was awesome on Sunday. Granted, Gabbert stares down his receivers, but still… Kudos, Jason Allen. Seems to have a knack for knowing when he actually has safety help. Hurray for awareness!

by Nashmeister on Oct 31, 2011 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

People gave him credit

Thus, he was a sung hero.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Oct 31, 2011 9:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

I have that whole introduction on video

I was about 30 yards to your right, I loved the way the Ninja came out

did I type that outloud? oops.

by Chrxtopher on Oct 31, 2011 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

shit yeah.

i think we have the best intro in the league, “For Those About To Rock” and “Thunderstruck” fucking ROCK.

"my momma was the Mike Vick of ass whuppin. side arm delivery, no wasted motion.. and very mobile." - @doobieman21

by chrisd21 on Oct 31, 2011 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Really? We do thunderstruck too.....LOL Been doing it since the 90's ;-)

Maybe Cushing will last 3 more years before getting cancer of the liver and kidneys from roids…

JUST WIN BABY!!!!!!!!

by SALTWATERJAG on Oct 31, 2011 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow...

Cry much Florida maggot? I’m sure you do when your team gets bitch slapped by a team without two of their best players.

by Peckerwood on Oct 31, 2011 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

have fun sitting at home

during the playoffs coachless. Both tds were off of good field position and Kareem Jackson’s suckitude.

"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans

by Taco Joe on Oct 31, 2011 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

reply fail.

didn’t mean to piggyback you dude. lol

"my momma was the Mike Vick of ass whuppin. side arm delivery, no wasted motion.. and very mobile." - @doobieman21

by chrisd21 on Oct 31, 2011 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

And the Texans had the worst defense last year. So what?

I could of said the Texans were in games till the end all the time last year with our offense but I didn’t go that route. We sucked last year, no excuses. A good team is a complete team. In the end, a bottle that is half full is still half full and the could of/should of/would of means nothing when there is a L next to the score.

by Tony Ung on Oct 31, 2011 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

have fun...

watching your team get moved to LA.

"my momma was the Mike Vick of ass whuppin. side arm delivery, no wasted motion.. and very mobile." - @doobieman21

by chrisd21 on Oct 31, 2011 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Never heard that before....

We have as much chance of moving to LA as you do of getting to the SB… ZERO% chance..

JUST WIN BABY!!!!!!!!

by SALTWATERJAG on Oct 31, 2011 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey, here's an idea

Let’s trade away our starting QB right before the season opens…..AGAIN!!

Cuz it worked so well last time

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Nov 1, 2011 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

If that's true

That’s some jacked up shit. Dump a dude when he’s broken and not even tell him??

Wow.

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Nov 1, 2011 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Think about it.. Some peole said that DG said he was alright and thats why he came back and played in the pre season game...

 He hurt his back at practice from a hit. He was out of the following pre season game. Obviously if the doctors cleared him or he wouldn’t have played in the next game . Then they cut him after they already named him starter… Sounds like they knew to me but didn’t want to pay him 9 mil to be on IR..

JUST WIN BABY!!!!!!!!

by SALTWATERJAG on Nov 1, 2011 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Del Rio lets his defense hit his QB's in practice?? WTF

That’s a pretty dumb thing to do.

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Nov 2, 2011 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

DAMN IT

its SHOULD HAVE COULD HAVE WOULD HAVE…sorry that common misuse bothers me. I agree with the point you were trying to make though.

by PHM on Oct 31, 2011 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thank you

I was fighting it.

Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.

by beefy on Nov 1, 2011 9:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

lots of rebuilding in AFC south

The pessimist says "half empty"
The optimist says "half full"
The NFL says "The Jags have the wrong size stadium in Tarpsville so we are moving that team to LA"

by MeMongo on Oct 31, 2011 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

We handed your team two TD's.

Take away those and you got offed 24-0. Which is what the score SHOULD have been without some ridiculous luck. Yes, you got bitch slapped. And your team was NEVER in the game. No chance from the first snap.

by Peckerwood on Nov 1, 2011 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

man I wish

I could hear that on a good mic to drown out irrelevant noise.

"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans

by Taco Joe on Oct 31, 2011 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love that about Cush

He’s looking for the kill shot

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Nov 1, 2011 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Um...

the link is to pre-game introductions???

did I type that outloud? oops.

by Chrxtopher on Nov 1, 2011 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Unsung J.Jones yes

But Sing The Praises Of The Cushing though, that man’s play is inspiring and BumSon is doing a hell of a Job thus far! The Texans Defense is now number 3 in the NFL in Yards Against, Tied for 2nd in 3rd dn % and 5th in Pts allowed per game…

by Hangbok on Oct 31, 2011 9:46 AM CDT reply actions  

And this from Peter King
Speaking of Texan difference-makers: How about Jonathan Joseph? The Houston secondary has gone from a sieve to foreboding, holding teams to a league-best 50.8 percent completions.

Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Oct 31, 2011 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

Kareem must still have all his money

Assuming a player must be in position for a pick before it can be fineable.

Blind fandom is all I got left.
"Down to clown with some other chick's lady bits" ~ MDC

by Lone Spot on Oct 31, 2011 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

he had two passes defended though

first two of the season

"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans

by Taco Joe on Oct 31, 2011 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

Still in no danger of going broke

And not because he’s coming up with picks.

Blind fandom is all I got left.
"Down to clown with some other chick's lady bits" ~ MDC

by Lone Spot on Oct 31, 2011 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

Jonathan Joseph has already earned his pay.

Best free agent signing in the NFL this past offseason? If not, it’s certainly in the running.

GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.

by Synchysi on Oct 31, 2011 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

There is seriously a change in attitude for us Texan fans

For us to say that a CB has earned his pay is uncharted territory…..

by Tony Ung on Oct 31, 2011 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

insert smart ass dunta comment here.

"my momma was the Mike Vick of ass whuppin. side arm delivery, no wasted motion.. and very mobile." - @doobieman21

by chrisd21 on Oct 31, 2011 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

That and maybe Sproles.

Joseph has been unbelievable. I think I’m going to buy me a jersey.

by WhiskeyR on Oct 31, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

Holding opponents to a league-best 50.8% completions

is so the opposite of last year.

Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Oct 31, 2011 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

This^

Didn’t we give up something like 150% completion rate?? Seemed like it

by SMITHILLIAK on Oct 31, 2011 3:38 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Well...

We have had some pretty crappy QB’s on our schedule…and some pretty damn good ones..so I put little stock in statistics. But we’re MUCH MUCH improved over last year.

by Peckerwood on Oct 31, 2011 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Speaking about Brian Cushing

After he bruised Gabberts ribs, he chased Blaine out of bounds and changed direction not to get a late hit on the locks, on TV Blaine says,

WHOA THERE MOTHER FUCKER
Brian went up to him and this is how i envisioned what he said.
I EAT CHUMPS LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST HOLLYWOOD! YOU BETTER WATCH YOURSELF OR IMMA FINISH THE JOB ON THOSE RIBS!

"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans

by Taco Joe on Oct 31, 2011 9:48 AM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Yeah I heard that

first part, and I can see Cushing replying just like that, cuz I swear I saw a bottle of Stubbs “Moppin” Sauce tucked in his back pocket

by Hangbok on Oct 31, 2011 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Gabbert needs to shut his trap until he improves his own craft at this level

Here’s the youtube video that captured the audio of him being cocky and cussing at Cushing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNYoXKEHem8&feature=player_embedded

The pessimist says "half empty"
The optimist says "half full"
The NFL says "The Jags have the wrong size stadium in Tarpsville so we are moving that team to LA"

by MeMongo on Oct 31, 2011 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

you eat chumps for breakfast?!?

"my momma was the Mike Vick of ass whuppin. side arm delivery, no wasted motion.. and very mobile." - @doobieman21

by chrisd21 on Oct 31, 2011 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

they are tasty with eggo butterflavored syrup and chicken strips

"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans

by Taco Joe on Oct 31, 2011 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is Cushings defense now!

My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!

by The Abrego on Oct 31, 2011 10:04 AM CDT reply actions  

So am I...

He will be wearing a C on his chest next year after his second trip to the Pro Bowl

My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!

by The Abrego on Oct 31, 2011 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

It occurred to me...

Samsung should be sponsoring this award, instead of the game ball. Think about it.

Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 31, 2011 10:19 AM CDT reply actions  

Sponsorship anti-awesomeness perhaps?

Wouldn’t UN-sung be the undoing of SAM-sung? Just sayin’.

Blind fandom is all I got left.
"Down to clown with some other chick's lady bits" ~ MDC

by Lone Spot on Oct 31, 2011 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well deserved for Jacoby Jones.

I just looked up his stats and he has 115 total yards, only 9 behind Foster.

by jkcheng122 on Oct 31, 2011 10:23 AM CDT reply actions  

Do people still think our WRs after Andre a

are shit?

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 31, 2011 11:20 AM CDT reply actions  

BLERGH

we dont have a viable #2 wr!

"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans

by Taco Joe on Oct 31, 2011 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

perhaps judging JJ to be a complete failure based on one game

was a mistake

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 31, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

Jacoby

has one fault, he is a pre-game celebrator, if He would save his dancing for actual plays I wouldn’t mind. But he has a knack for playing well with Andre out, and sucking when andre is in. He is in no way comparable to a serious #1 WR, but as a slot guy I dont mind him.

"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans

by Taco Joe on Oct 31, 2011 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

he has another fault that DRIVES ME CRAZY

His tendency to run BACKWARDS on punt returns!

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Oct 31, 2011 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

that too

"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans

by Taco Joe on Oct 31, 2011 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

sucking when andre is in

might simply be because he goes from the 3rd or 4th option to 4th or 5th. How many targets would we expect him to get?

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 31, 2011 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

1) andre
2) OD
3)Walters
4)JJ

how much should we expect from him?

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 31, 2011 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

id put dressen above JJ

@THEREALALLENOU on twitter - "The man, the verb, the legend" OU'd

by AllenOU on Oct 31, 2011 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing.

…and maybe above Walter. They are most effective out of 2 tight sets.

by ahem! on Oct 31, 2011 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

thats why i said 4 or 5 above :)

basically, our TE are much higher on the list then for most teams, bumping our recievers down, but no one takes that into account when complaining that we aren’t getting enough production out of our “third” WR.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 31, 2011 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

You forgot about Foster...

He gets a load more tosses than Jacoby :D

by Peckerwood on Oct 31, 2011 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

but I don’t think he is very high up in terms of options, he is usually going to be the release valve, the welp, everyone else is covered or OH SHIT THEY ARE GOING TO EAT MY SPLEEN IF I DON’T GET RID OF THE BALL NOW

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 31, 2011 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

nomnomnom

'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert

by chuckiepoo on Oct 31, 2011 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

good point...

Not that I agree with him being “that option”. He breaks them out pretty often and if he were targeted more often intentionally I think that he would warrant more attention from the LB’s and secondary. That would at the very least leave our TE’s with a little more breathing room and with a pump fake towards Foster it might create a couple more inches of distance between the WR’s and DB’s should they bite even a tiny amount. Or leave them WIDE open should they bite completely. They might do this already, I don’t know…just a thought. The TV view sucks sometimes, I can only see the QB usually and the O-Line when we’re on offense, I have no idea what Schaub is seeing.

by Peckerwood on Nov 1, 2011 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

against teams with a Good CB and S

I think he should be targeted, against teams that cant even dbl cover Andre 0

"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans

by Taco Joe on Oct 31, 2011 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

On the other hand

K-dub is underrated. The man is a solid possession/blocking WR. I think people discount him because we do have Andre Johnson on our team, and he is a completely different kind of WR. plus he is white/

"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans

by Taco Joe on Oct 31, 2011 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't get the K-dub hate

He has a particular role in this offense, and it is not to be WR1-light. OD or JD should be our second receiving threat.

Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.

by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 31, 2011 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's gritty

and has a high motor

Matt Schwab, Mary O' Williams, Adrian Foster, and Daniel Owens are my favorite Texans!

by MeSoLongHorny on Oct 31, 2011 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

It's the way we use our WR2

In Kubiak’s system he’s not a guy that runs streaks all day to stretch the field. In this offense the 2’s best attributes are run blocking and sure hands, and Walter is exceptional at both.

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Oct 31, 2011 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rephrased:

He is a solid WR. There’s not one thing he doesn’t do well.

Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.

by beefy on Oct 31, 2011 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

He doesn't be AJ very well

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 31, 2011 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

unrealistic goals set you up for failure!

lol Nolander

"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans

by Taco Joe on Oct 31, 2011 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Except the 40 yard dash

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Nov 1, 2011 1:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

So sorry to disappoint.

Not every player runs a 4fucking2. Walter does just fine beating guys deep, but feel free to bitch about the make believe if you want.

Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.

by beefy on Nov 1, 2011 9:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

No, just pointing out the only flaw in his game

Plenty of players have done well without great 40 times. Jerry Rice didn’t have the greatest 40 time

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Nov 1, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's not a flaw.

When it’s not… a flaw.
The dude’s not slow. Please deal with that in your own way, but it’s a fact.

Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.

by beefy on Nov 1, 2011 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Unless you're on the Raiders

Or some Cowboys kicker beat you in a foot race for money

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Nov 1, 2011 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well earned for JJ yesterday

Still cant say that I trust him though.

"Never underestimate the dumb with JJ" - Hugh Jarce

by Mumford on Oct 31, 2011 11:26 AM CDT reply actions  

what about brooks reed?

how many sacks does he have this year btw? he’s no Mary-O Williams but he’s pretty damn good.

by Toolshed1 on Oct 31, 2011 11:31 AM CDT reply actions  

Picking nits

In our defense his name is Mary O’Williams.

I know he played through the rest of the game, but did Reed actually get hurt?

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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 31, 2011 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

tweaked his knee

but shook it off

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by Hydroshock on Oct 31, 2011 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thankfully, no

He said he just had to run it off, and he was able to come back in short time later and looked fine.

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Oct 31, 2011 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

OUTSIDE LINEBACKER BROOKS REED

(on his thoughts when he went down) "It sucks, we’re pretty thin right now at the position. It was pretty insignificant so I was able to kind of just run it off, walk it off and get back in."

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by Hydroshock on Oct 31, 2011 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

That sack should count as three.

That was awesome; entirely Reed’s doing.

And if Gabbert had refused to step up in the pocket against us like he did against Baltimore, Reed probably would have had a couple more. Consider me disappointed that he corrected that on a short week.

by Nashmeister on Oct 31, 2011 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

Brooks has 2-3

I believe. Antonio hasnt gotten one in a couple of weeks which makes me warming up for the Ninja Assassin Sack dance useless.

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by Taco Joe on Oct 31, 2011 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

but he does have more fouls!

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by nolander on Oct 31, 2011 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

didn't he have one yesterday?

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by nolander on Oct 31, 2011 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

If he did I missed it.

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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 31, 2011 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

He had an offsides penalty for being in the neutral zone when the ball was snapped.

by Tailgate Andy on Oct 31, 2011 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Didn't he get one last week against the BESFs?

Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.

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by Autra on Oct 31, 2011 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

NVM

Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.

"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."

by Autra on Oct 31, 2011 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I approve

Jones really was stellar, and did exactly what a second (or third) receiver is supposed to do in those situations: make plays that help the team win. Pretty simple, but it isn’t always that easy.

How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
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by ak2themax on Oct 31, 2011 2:41 PM CDT reply actions  

For those who attended the game

Not sure if it’s ever been played at a home game before but I really liked that slowed down version of Kernkraft 400 – Zombie Nation…..

by Tony Ung on Oct 31, 2011 3:01 PM CDT reply actions  

I was in a constant state of sensory overload

and poured about 8 of those 8 dollar beers on top of that….

IT WAS A GREAT DAY!!!

did I type that outloud? oops.

by Chrxtopher on Oct 31, 2011 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha even though the crowd shouldn't have done the wave when the offense was on the field

I still appreciated it because it’s been a while since I’ve seen the fan base that excited. Was nice to see at the very least. Should of done when the defense was on the field though LOL

by Tony Ung on Oct 31, 2011 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, I was lovin it

but it really should have stopped when the offence was on the field, it took a while even when Schaub and the O-line were asking for it to end.

did I type that outloud? oops.

by Chrxtopher on Oct 31, 2011 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup

But what annoyed me more was fans leaving before the game ended. I understand leaving if your team is being completely blown out but never leave when your team is about to win. Fighting traffic or not, a true fan stays till the end of a victory.

by Tony Ung on Oct 31, 2011 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree completely

I would have stayed until the players went in, but left during post game interviews. it was a long drive back to SA and the traffic on 610 sucked.

did I type that outloud? oops.

by Chrxtopher on Oct 31, 2011 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Traffic on 610 always sucks.

Did you ever make that trip before they rebuilt 10?

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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 31, 2011 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, they were interviewing Cushing when I began making my way to the exit

I have pics that show too many empty seats

did I type that outloud? oops.

by Chrxtopher on Oct 31, 2011 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, that was the 1st time it has been played.

Alcohol is necessary so that a man can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.

by Seaborn1 on Oct 31, 2011 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

If anyone catches that remix or finds out what song that was, post it.

My initial search just came back with the original.

Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.

by beefy on Nov 1, 2011 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

I loved Jacoby's big punt return...

After that punter flopped when he was breathed on. Sweet vindication, I was laughing my ass off. How’d that work out for ya Floppy?

by Peckerwood on Oct 31, 2011 3:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah I know...

I was pissed and I said “It would be sweet if Jacoby ran it back on them and pimp slapped that kicker on the way to the end-zone.” He didn’t, but he sure made him regret that flop. :D

by Peckerwood on Oct 31, 2011 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was pissed about the K-Dub pass

on the jumbotron it sure looked like he got his toe down

did I type that outloud? oops.

by Chrxtopher on Oct 31, 2011 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

on tv it looked like it hit a bit of white, either way it was too close to be overturned.

Had it been called a completion and Jacksonville challenged, I think it’d stand as well.

by jkcheng122 on Oct 31, 2011 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know...

They said definitively that his foot touched the white…looked like it to me too from the sideline angle…reallllly hard to tell but usually they say “the play stands because it’s inconclusive” or something to that effect. It’s kind of like that Jacoby catch in the Raiders game though…I don’t think they could CONCLUSIVELY say shit.

by Peckerwood on Nov 1, 2011 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe mentioned elsewhere but...

Why didn’t the Texans claim Leigh Bodden off waivers? Wouldn’t he be an upgrade at CB2?

by liono on Oct 31, 2011 3:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Anyone notice how good Foster is on defense?

He had to chase down 3 different goons doing laterals and forced the final one out of bounds.

The pessimist says "half empty"
The optimist says "half full"
The NFL says "The Jags have the wrong size stadium in Tarpsville so we are moving that team to LA"

by MeMongo on Oct 31, 2011 5:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Final one was a forward pass, wasn't it?

Seemed like it at the time, at least. Could that have been challenged? Might have saved us four points if penalty yardage had moved them back a bit.

by Nashmeister on Oct 31, 2011 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

It was. Not sure we can challenge it though.

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by Xiane on Oct 31, 2011 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes it was

But I don’t think it was challenge-able.

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by Hydroshock on Nov 1, 2011 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

what time did Blaine curse in the game???? HELP Please

All I want to do is FAAAARRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM!!!....and COok.

by Mellowcheese on Oct 31, 2011 5:09 PM CDT reply actions  

9:04 to go in the 3rd quarter

The pessimist says "half empty"
The optimist says "half full"
The NFL says "The Jags have the wrong size stadium in Tarpsville so we are moving that team to LA"

by MeMongo on Oct 31, 2011 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

during the game,

live u can hear it live.

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by Taco Joe on Oct 31, 2011 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was VERY clear....

on the live feed. My gf said “Whoa! Don’t think that should’ve made it through.” lulz I couldn’t tell who was talking shit though…..so it was Gabbert?

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Nov 1, 2011 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

He drank too much brave water before that series I guess.

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by Hydroshock on Nov 2, 2011 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

Went to my first Battlered Day...

My friend and I had a sign that my 15 year old daughter made that said " We Love Schaub" I was able to get Steph Stradley to take a pic of us, but I don’t know how to post it. It’s pretty funny.

It was a blast

GO TEXANS!!!!

Our time is NOW!!!!

by Texanmaniac on Oct 31, 2011 9:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Hey maniac

we tied in the Survival League for AWESOMENESS!

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AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
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by Taco Joe on Oct 31, 2011 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Unsung Villain of the game is our retard fans.

The wave that led to our false start demonstrated two things:

1: Our fans are incredibly lame.

2: Our fans are too stupid to shut up when we’re on offense.

The shame of it all is that this was by far our most lively crowd in some years. We actually made it to our seats before kick-off, dressed up, and wore the right colors.

Welcome to Houston, J.J. Watt, Brooks Reed, Brandon Harris, Rashad Carmichael, Shiloh Keo, T.J. Yates, Derek Newton, and Cheta Ozougwu!

by krkenney on Oct 31, 2011 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

my section was relatively quiet

I dont know about the people behind me, but the 14 rows in front of me only had 1 guy who was up and making noise on every defensive play… I couldnt believe the wave kept going for so long after Schaub and offense asked for it to end…lame

did I type that outloud? oops.

by Chrxtopher on Oct 31, 2011 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

Need more Texans fans at those games….people who know to keep quiet on offense.

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by TexansDC on Nov 1, 2011 12:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

that wave was fucking awesome.

and it was even funnier because the offense got pissed about it. i mean COME ON. how many times have we had the chance to celebrate going 3-0 in the division? we’ve never been there before so how can we act like we have? lol.

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by chrisd21 on Nov 1, 2011 10:49 AM CDT reply actions  

6-0 is very possible too...

Jacksonville in their house is the toughest game we have left…and that’ll be jam packed with about 15,000 jags fans and 2000 or so Texans fans. Should be as near to a home game away from home as we will have all year. BESF’s at home shouldn’t be too tough. We whooped them in Tennessee and they will come out fired up but they’re staying close in the division so I don’t think our boys will have problems staying motivated. Oh, and Indy in Indy too. Yawn.

by Peckerwood on Nov 1, 2011 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

What about is antiques?

That sure would be nice of him to pay for those too.

Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.

by beefy on Nov 1, 2011 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I came so close to commenting on that.

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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Nov 1, 2011 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

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