Monday Night Football: Open Thread
by Tim on Oct 31, 2011 7:00 PM CDT
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PrintShould a thought or observation that you feel like sharing occur while watching the Chargers battlefight the Chiefs on MNF, this, your open thread for this evening's AFC West showdown, is the place to do it.
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Doesn't look like Mikie is putting his hands up tight enuf to his center's pakedge.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
I love it!
How did the Chiefs turn their season around?
I think it had more to do with playing the Vikings and the Colts and them being awful teams than anything else..
Yea
I don’t think they’ve turned it around. But I don’t think they’re s bad as the first 3 weeks. They had a horrible start, as evidenced by their preseason, but they’re coming around to mediocrity. That bing said, I’m calling Chiefs for the upset
by RaY210 on Oct 31, 2011 7:39 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Did they mention the Knighton Whine?
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
I'm about 90% sure Todd Haley is homeless and lives in his car
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
yeah sure, there's probably a river in KC.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Oct 31, 2011 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
This van?
I must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds.
-Duke Leto Atreides
by peytonsurdaddy on Oct 31, 2011 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm about 90% sure Philip Rivers eats the souls of newborns while faping to funerals.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
*fapping.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
I hate both of these teams intensely.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: That was embarrassing.
I didn't hate the Chefs before I met their fans last year.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: That was embarrassing.
This.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
And yet...still not as bad as Steeler fans.
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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
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by UprootedTexan on Oct 31, 2011 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck Steelers fans.
I hope their team has a crushing loss that makes them miss the playoffs by a hair.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Considering that 6-10 will get you the #1 seed in the AFC this year, probably not.
Break up the bad, insert the problems, roll up the resentments, light up the solution, inhale the happiness, and exhale the past.
only one more
victory to clinch the AFC for us then yay
"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
I hope their team has burning chlamydea.
I must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds.
-Duke Leto Atreides
by peytonsurdaddy on Oct 31, 2011 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Very, very close though.
AFC West has horrific fans for such a worthless division.
Break up the bad, insert the problems, roll up the resentments, light up the solution, inhale the happiness, and exhale the past.
I wonder if it's causation or correlation at work there.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Oct 31, 2011 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
The only reason I give a flying fuck about this game is because I need Ryan Matthews and Doucheface Rivers to get me 40 fantasy points.
I must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds.
-Duke Leto Atreides
3 and outs are not the way for that to happen
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
It's a MNF game
So we all know it’s gonna end 13-10, why bother with hope?
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Oct 31, 2011 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
It's Monday Night Football.
Suck is kind of a given.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Oct 31, 2011 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
pretty sure. yeah.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Yep.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Oct 31, 2011 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
...from Humble and UH.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackie_Battle
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Todd Haley you magnificient bastard.
Taking a time out right before deciding whether to challenge a catch on first and 10. Oh wait, that’s idiotic and you should burn at the stake for it.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
"lot of confusion"
Coaching.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Clay Mathews
Just got a handful of peanut butter M&Ms from my front porch. I’ll be honest, I gave the kid a fist bump.
Nice.
I must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds.
-Duke Leto Atreides
by peytonsurdaddy on Oct 31, 2011 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Fist bump to the head!
So you can tell the ladies you beat up Clay Matthews.
Break up the bad, insert the problems, roll up the resentments, light up the solution, inhale the happiness, and exhale the past.
its better than a punch to the gut
Tony romo just came to mine.
by Dmo_Htx on Oct 31, 2011 8:00 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
my interest in this
Ryan Matthews and Vincent Jackson need to have big fantasy nights
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by Antho10000 on Oct 31, 2011 8:00 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
WTF, Doucheface Rivers!
You have -1 fantasy points? I fucking hate you.
I must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds.
-Duke Leto Atreides
This surprises you?
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Oct 31, 2011 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Dear fantasy opponent in one of my leagues
Be lucky you caught me on Rodgers’ bye week.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Uh, what?
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Damn that was close.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
.....
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
oh god
I can’t see that pic without seeing Moutheye Rivers in my head.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Oct 31, 2011 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
by Jon Banks on Oct 31, 2011 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Thank you.
Break up the bad, insert the problems, roll up the resentments, light up the solution, inhale the happiness, and exhale the past.
#banbanksy
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Oct 31, 2011 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
God you suck.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Oct 31, 2011 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
cries
"There's no place like it, and it's ours." - Stephen King on Fenway Park
by 808BostonSportsFan on Oct 31, 2011 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
come here
will get through this together.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Oct 31, 2011 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Lame.
Break up the bad, insert the problems, roll up the resentments, light up the solution, inhale the happiness, and exhale the past.
The day this picture disappears from the internet will not come too soon.
You bastard.
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"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."
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"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."
Greatest QB ever.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: That was embarrassing.
I just showed up to offer this...
Phil Rivers sucks. Thank you and goodnight
Here's a fun game.....
Watching Ryan Mathews reminded me how much Pancakes oozed over him predraft which got me thinking. Here’s the 2010 draft after Kareem….
21 Bengals Jermaine Gresham TE
22 Broncos Demaryius Thomas WR
23 Packers Bryan Bulaga OT
24 Cowboys Dez Bryant WR
25 Broncos Tim Tebow QB
26 Cardinals Dan Williams DT
27 Patriots Devin McCourty CB
28 Dolphins Jared Odrick DT
29 Jets Kyle Wilson CB
30 Lions Jahvid Best RB
31 Colts Jerry Hughes DE
32 Saints Patrick Robinson CB
I remember wanting Kyle Wilson. Who would you of took?
Tebow of course.
Break up the bad, insert the problems, roll up the resentments, light up the solution, inhale the happiness, and exhale the past.
P-Rob is doing good for the Saints.
But he mostly sat out last year and played in limited nickel snaps.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Jimmy Graham disagrees.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Who?
I must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds.
-Duke Leto Atreides
by peytonsurdaddy on Oct 31, 2011 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
This guy.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
by Jon Banks on Oct 31, 2011 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I was a fan of him before the draft.
Break up the bad, insert the problems, roll up the resentments, light up the solution, inhale the happiness, and exhale the past.
hipster draftnik liked Jimmy Graham when he only played basektball.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Oct 31, 2011 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I liked Robert Griffin before I knew he was black.
Break up the bad, insert the problems, roll up the resentments, light up the solution, inhale the happiness, and exhale the past.
Remember how you were all like
“Hey I’m Shake we don’t need Jimmy Graham because Dallas Clark is already a receiving tight end” And then Clark got hurt last year and sucks this year. Look at how right I was and how wrong Shake was! When I want to be stupid about the draft I use my shake n bake sockpuppet. Hurrr Ryan Broyles slot receivers everywhere.
Break up the bad, insert the problems, roll up the resentments, light up the solution, inhale the happiness, and exhale the past.
remember when Curtis Painter sucked dick and all the linemen got hurt
so it doesn’t matter at all how good the skill position guys were?
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Oct 31, 2011 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Remember how there are seasons after this one where the linemen will be healthy for a while and Peyton will be back or Andrew Luck will be quarterback
So it matters that we have young skill position players to replace the old declining ones?
Break up the bad, insert the problems, roll up the resentments, light up the solution, inhale the happiness, and exhale the past.
draft McNutt in the 3rd
even if he sucks everyone will be too busy making dirty jokes to care.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Oct 31, 2011 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Trade up to draft Michael Floyd.
Have the best wide receivers in the league in Garcon, Floyd, and Collie.
Break up the bad, insert the problems, roll up the resentments, light up the solution, inhale the happiness, and exhale the past.
That reminds me
I got an up close look at McNutt on Saturday since I was at the game…..as a 2nd or 3rd round pick, some team is going to be very pleased.
Reminds of Anquan Boldin in a lot of ways.
"Lord, beer me strength."
I don't think his ceiling is nearly that high
but he does too many things well not to be a contributor on the pro level.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Oct 31, 2011 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
A lot of people didn't think Boldin's ceiling was high either
From what I saw, McNutt’s got a good size and hands…could be a bit more aggressive and polish his route running but he’s got the makings of a possession receiver
"Lord, beer me strength."
dude's hands are massive
on one TD a year or two ago I thought he had dropped it for a second, but he just had it causally palmed down by his side.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Oct 31, 2011 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
I was surprised by Iowa's playcalling, TBH
He was twice the size of any Minnesota DB and they were playing 10 yards off him….I would’ve fed him slants all day.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Iowa OC Ken O'Keefe was the inspiration for the movie "Rainman".
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Oct 31, 2011 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh God you post this like twice a week we know
Break up the bad, insert the problems, roll up the resentments, light up the solution, inhale the happiness, and exhale the past.
Iowa fans get really frustrated with him sometimes
like when he insisted on rolling the left handed Christensen right and the right handed Stanzi left for half a season, but then some games he’s totally tuned in.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Oct 31, 2011 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Alshon Jeffery is the only thing close to how unfair fades to him are
of course SC didn’t even bother with a fade. Just ran the Megatron “stand in the endzone and jump” play.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Oct 31, 2011 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Dez or McCourty
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by Antho10000 on Oct 31, 2011 8:22 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I don't understand how mccourty went to the probowl from the 30th ranked pass defense
I don’t feel like he’s that great.
He was good last year
this year..Bad. FO ranked him pretty high. Plus he had 8 int’s.
by Revenge of the Fallen on Oct 31, 2011 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Prob better than Kareem
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by Antho10000 on Oct 31, 2011 8:29 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Dammit. im embarrassing
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by Antho10000 on Oct 31, 2011 8:30 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Prob better than Kareem
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by Antho10000 on Oct 31, 2011 8:29 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Is Trade out of the first still an option?
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Dan Williams.
Of course I think in hindsight Dez would be a better pick. But damn, he’s dumb as a brick.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Oct 31, 2011 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
..please, PC for the bricks, eh?
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
DAN WILLIAMS!
CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON CUT KAREEM JACKSON
by Carter Liles on Oct 31, 2011 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Woo Chiefs winning! Go my upset pick!
/isn’t watching game
Proud Colts fan boycotting StampedeBlue.com since 7/17/2010
Ryan Matthews sucks ass.
Every time I see him play, I’m glad the Texans didn’t pick him.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Or weren't able to.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Hey dont diss my fantasy team's Savior
FML
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by Antho10000 on Oct 31, 2011 8:27 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Every time I see him play,
I imagine Pancakes cuddling a little Ryan Mathews kewpie doll and whispering “don’t worry, darling, you’ll show them all someday.”
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Oct 31, 2011 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Rivers has a QB rating of .5?
The fuck?!
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
he's terrible at life
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Oct 31, 2011 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
it's now 22.7
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
It can now buy a beer to make itself forget how horrible it is.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
That''s why I buy beer.
Break up the bad, insert the problems, roll up the resentments, light up the solution, inhale the happiness, and exhale the past.
I have MNF on mute and the "Thriller" video playing in the background.
Interesting fact: Thriller totally syncs up with everything Jon Gruden says. o/~ “He hit the A ga-a-a-a-a-p, gap tonight. (Insert name here) is a heck of a football player. The A ga-a-a-a-a-p…”o/~
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
by chuckiepoo on Oct 31, 2011 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
haha. Love it.
Actually. This might have inspired shaub in the first half yesterday. He went deep often.
Did you notice?
When a Chief defender was on the ground right beside Rivers, he at least had the sense to move away from him?
NFL Rankings: 7th in QB Rating, 10th in yards, and 7th in TD passes
Texans have are tied for 6th for fewest INTs thrown
People need to drop it. For real.
"Lord, beer me strength."
That has nothing to do with the fact that he didn’t move away from a defender lying on the ground right beside him and ended up fumbling.
case in point
defender was lying on the ground. Shaub didn’t expect him to recover so quick. Who cares anyways. Shaub won us the game too. Won’t you give credit for that?
you can't just compare some things they do. That way everything looks crap.
picking certain aspects from different players and comparing them to a player is unfair. No one is perfect. If you wanna compare, do it with entirety
Right, and Drew Brees isn't an elite QB right?
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
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I must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds.
-Duke Leto Atreides
by peytonsurdaddy on Oct 31, 2011 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Those fuckers piss me off.
Running around saying that he’s been average and we need to cut ties with him. I’d go on a shooting rampage if they were put in front of me.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
by Jon Banks on Oct 31, 2011 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
........
I must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds.
-Duke Leto Atreides
by peytonsurdaddy on Oct 31, 2011 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
My stapler.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
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Break up the bad, insert the problems, roll up the resentments, light up the solution, inhale the happiness, and exhale the past.
by Colts Homer on Oct 31, 2011 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Norv face
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
At least the NFC West has the Niners.
The AFC West has zero good teams.
Break up the bad, insert the problems, roll up the resentments, light up the solution, inhale the happiness, and exhale the past.
Tebow called, he said he's sick of the disses.
Break up the bad, insert the problems, roll up the resentments, light up the solution, inhale the happiness, and exhale the past.
but starting Tebow isn't fucking working, John Fox is wasting his damn time.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Oct 31, 2011 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I should be able to work in something from the Columbine line, but I can't think of anything.
It does remind me of my favorite one-liner “I think the most effective senior prank was Columbine.”
Break up the bad, insert the problems, roll up the resentments, light up the solution, inhale the happiness, and exhale the past.
wtf I thought i changed my sig back to "If you don't let go of my balls, I gon fuck you up"
Break up the bad, insert the problems, roll up the resentments, light up the solution, inhale the happiness, and exhale the past.
It's his first year.
He has all the incentive in the world to play Tebow, blame the losing record on him, and bring in his own guy.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Oct 31, 2011 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, I'm mostly just trying to fit the format of the Tyler the Creator lyric.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Oct 31, 2011 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Someone bottle them tears.
They can probably cure cancer or something.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Oct 31, 2011 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Award for "the most homeless looking head coach" goes to Todd Haley.
Tony Sporano comes in at a distant second.
Belichick has been relegated to 3rd
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Oct 31, 2011 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Shewt, forgot about Bellichick.
Cut-sleeve frayed hoodies and puffball winter hat may give him the edge.
Haley tops Belichick
Belichick is old enough that you can believe he just doesn’t give a fuck anymore. Haley is young but still looks like shit.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Oct 31, 2011 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
There's no reason to think Haley has ever had a clue.
Bellichick’s record argues that he definitely has. I think Bill’s gotten too tired to outsmart everyone.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
Hahaha, fuck you Mathews.
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Oct 31, 2011 8:49 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
The corgi blog I follow on Tumblr is at its peak awesomeness tonight.
So many corgis in Halloween costumes.
Break up the bad, insert the problems, roll up the resentments, light up the solution, inhale the happiness, and exhale the past.
These refs suck horse balls
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
pics or gtfo
Break up the bad, insert the problems, roll up the resentments, light up the solution, inhale the happiness, and exhale the past.
CH and his insatiable lust for Ref on Horse porn
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Oct 31, 2011 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
...or vis avis...
Ouch!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Oh no Mr. Hands!
Break up the bad, insert the problems, roll up the resentments, light up the solution, inhale the happiness, and exhale the past.
I like what gruden said, drop challenges.
Its a win win for us. Kubiak never wins them, and others can’t challenge against us. Win win
As long as challenges from the booth are allowed on any play.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: That was embarrassing.
Hey!
How’s Dr.M?
I must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds.
-Duke Leto Atreides
by peytonsurdaddy on Oct 31, 2011 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
No update yet.
I think they’re still thinking Hepatitis A.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: That was embarrassing.
Really?
It takes that long?
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
I believe they're doing full blood work.
That takes a while if you’re not in a life-or-death situation.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: That was embarrassing.
Well that's good that it's not life threatening.
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
Hep Tests take several days
I had one before (dumb ass doct couldn’t tell it was gall stones)
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 31, 2011 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
And came a round cheaper.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
That's okay
Ryan Mathews didn’t want to play for the Texans either. Everyone wins.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Lulz.
That is all.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Worse 28 minutes of football seen in a long time
Replay rule sux and takes way too long, personal foul for legal hit and listening to Mike Tirico (whatever) defend the fu*king call. going to commercial every time somebody farts or there is a dead ball, though I do like Gruden giving everybody shit, that is good…I don’t see how Goodell sells this game internationally, when a 60 minute games lasts 200 minutes…ok I feel better now, thanks for listening
Did you see the Jags/Ravens game last week?
I must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds.
-Duke Leto Atreides
by peytonsurdaddy on Oct 31, 2011 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
No way in hell could he have seen it.
That was the worst display of oblong monkey fucking circle jerk I’ve EVAR seen.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Did you see the Jets/Ravens game earlier this year?
I must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds.
-Duke Leto Atreides
by peytonsurdaddy on Oct 31, 2011 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
hmmmmm. Sanchez fail......seems familiar.
Probably has started to fade….
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
ok that was the worse 60 minutes of Displayed action
I’m actually pissed about the ref’in and lack of flow in the game.
probably
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Oct 31, 2011 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
He's talking to the voices in his head.
/hobo
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Lucas Oil.
Break up the bad, insert the problems, roll up the resentments, light up the solution, inhale the happiness, and exhale the past.
They all ate their mullets.
I must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds.
-Duke Leto Atreides
by peytonsurdaddy on Oct 31, 2011 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
lol
Break up the bad, insert the problems, roll up the resentments, light up the solution, inhale the happiness, and exhale the past.
The Texans have never choked in the sense that they've never been in the position to choke.
Break up the bad, insert the problems, roll up the resentments, light up the solution, inhale the happiness, and exhale the past.
Dear St. Louis...
I despise the Lambs, but they just look right in yellow. Ditch the gold.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Fuck ESPN
The only highlight they can show of the Texans game was the Jaguars recovering a fumble? Berman couldn’t find any other spot to slide in his tired “WHOOP, It’s a lateral!!! WHOOP!! Another lateral”….I hate them.
I was JUST saying the same thing ha
Yep, I'm a Texans fan... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I filp tables every Sunday. （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Fuck this game, I'm outta' here.
I must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds.
-Duke Leto Atreides
by peytonsurdaddy on Oct 31, 2011 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
She's not bad
Her reporting voice is kinda annoying, but her regular speaking voice is fine.
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
What happened to her teeth?
Break up the bad, insert the problems, roll up the resentments, light up the solution, inhale the happiness, and exhale the past.
ESPN SUX
JMFC is right, WTF, last week no highlights of the game and this week, they show the fat linemen playing rugby
Who cares?
Texans won.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
One has nothing to do with the other
Halftime show sux, how much or little they show Texans is just a point made, they completely skipped highlights on other games as well.
but I like your attitude! TEXANS WIN BABY!!!
Another Who can sux the most Monday night game I see
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
Brinkley is better than Matthews.
Limited snaps sure, but it’s true.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Slaton > Mathews
@THEREALALLENOU on twitter - "The man, the verb, the legend" OU'd
by AllenOU on Oct 31, 2011 9:41 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Shit rolling down hill > Matthews
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
An Amber Alert just posted on my TV.
Somehow, that was more entertaining than this game.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
I raped you in fantasy
@THEREALALLENOU on twitter - "The man, the verb, the legend" OU'd
by AllenOU on Oct 31, 2011 9:42 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Considering how awful my team is, I'm not surprised.
And ewwww.
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Oct 31, 2011 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I still don't get why Toyota
Uses the one NASCAR driver that had his license suspended for that ad
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
Baldwin with a Q Tip
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
Maybe if they did something during halftime to spice things up.
Public executions, perhaps?
Despite my better judgment, a manager at Battle Red Blog.
Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Oct 31, 2011 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow, what an asskicking.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
Shift-A
HAHAHAHAHA
thats all i got
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#23 botched the angle on that one pretty badly
gave up like 20 extra yards of YAC
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
Oh, Rivers is very religious
and doesn’t swear, that makes him screaming at opposing players like a douchebag totally ok!
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
The Tebow excuse.
Break up the bad, insert the problems, roll up the resentments, light up the solution, inhale the happiness, and exhale the past.
by Colts Homer on Oct 31, 2011 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Re: The Tebow excuse
Why the fuck is everyone riding Tim Tebow’s ass? In a league that glorifies ex-cons, y’all gotta go after Tebow? Come on! Any number of you dirtbags out there in anonymous internetland will support criminals who have been proven in our criminal justice system to have done violent harm towards LIFE, but now you all are attacking a man because he is an outward Christian??? It is so obvious: the hatred towards Tebow is not not about his lack of NFL ability, but about lifeless media-types gloating like goats about the Christian who is failing to perform well.
"Nothing could, literally, not be more exciting..."
Um
Maybe it’s because he was an overhyped, overrated college athlete who was shoved down’s everyone’s throat for thing like a jump pass, yelling on the sidelines, and an overzealous Tebow fan base who kept on gloating.
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Oct 31, 2011 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
yeah, I think Tebow being very publicly religious effects to flavor, not the extent of the criticism on him.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Oct 31, 2011 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions
This.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Also the media wuvs Tebow.
He has one decent quarter against an 0-7 team and OMFG BEST QB EVER!!!!!
Break up the bad, insert the problems, roll up the resentments, light up the solution, inhale the happiness, and exhale the past.
by Colts Homer on Oct 31, 2011 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm okay if the media loves a good player like Andrew Luck, but Tebow fucking blows.
And there is nothing more enjoyable than watching the media be so terribly wrong and have to backtrack.
Also I hate him because he’s left-handed and should die for that reason. Preferably alone in the most painful and humiliating way.
Break up the bad, insert the problems, roll up the resentments, light up the solution, inhale the happiness, and exhale the past.
by Colts Homer on Oct 31, 2011 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Who overhyped and overrated him?
And who in the world shoved him down your throat?
Yes, he is not an NFL caliber QB, in my opinion.
The comments down below… the media LOVES TEBOW??? They have hated him in every way possible. What planet are y’all from.? Hell?
"Nothing could, literally, not be more exciting..."
he's a polarizing guy
he gets big love and intense hate from various members of the media.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Oct 31, 2011 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Media answers a lot of that.
Media may be backtracking today, but they love Tebow. He’s everywhere.
"Lord, beer me strength."
LOL
Hell isn’t a planet.
I must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds.
-Duke Leto Atreides
by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 1, 2011 6:49 AM CDT up reply actions
Holy shit he's tall.
Break up the bad, insert the problems, roll up the resentments, light up the solution, inhale the happiness, and exhale the past.
by Colts Homer on Oct 31, 2011 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
and weighs 212
but his face scares me.
by Revenge of the Fallen on Oct 31, 2011 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
looks like he should be an extra in Deliverance
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Oct 31, 2011 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
He took a Mallet to the face.
His brother said he’s just a competitor so he’s not at fault.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
by Jon Banks on Oct 31, 2011 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Good God... he looks like someone who'd be cast for Prison Break.
Meth dealerish lookin’.
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"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."
--
"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."
Well he's from Alabama.
Break up the bad, insert the problems, roll up the resentments, light up the solution, inhale the happiness, and exhale the past.
by Colts Homer on Oct 31, 2011 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Phil Rivers is a decent looking guy.
His brother looks like a friggin’ hillbilly.
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
For reals?
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
Did Gruden just show he's sick of the Tebow talk on national TV??
I was typing elsewhere, so I wasn’t listening closely.
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"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."
--
"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."
felt the need to post this.
(on the challenge process and how it can get better) "Need to win some, huh? Well, two tough plays yesterday and big plays. Kevin’s (Walter) is a first-and-10 at the 10 if he is in. We got a seven-point lead. We thought we saw enough evidence to give it a shot. I got to make that decision. I’m wrong, so it’s on me. The last one, thought there was a good chance that he was down before the ball came out. That play wins or loses a game. If we don’t fumble the dang ball right there, the game’s over, so I got to take a shot right there, but I’m 0-for-2, so it’s all on me. Hopefully we get better."/blockquote>
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He's battlin' with those challenges.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
via.... the mothership
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by Carter Liles on Oct 31, 2011 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
ugh. another
</(on if he plans to revisit the team’s challenge process based on the lack of success) "No, we just got a bunch of eyes looking at it and I get all their opinions, but I’m the guy that’s got to throw the flag, so it’s all on me. It’s a quick process and hopefully we get better at it, but I thought we needed to challenge those two plays.">
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by Carter Liles on Oct 31, 2011 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I still liked both those challenges
Maybe I’m in the minority, but I liked ’em.
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Oct 31, 2011 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I liked the fumble challenge.
I hated the catch challenge.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
I liked em both too.
but this answer is soooooo Kubiak. lol
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by Carter Liles on Oct 31, 2011 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't care about the challenges
I just don’t know what to think about Gary Kubiak becoming a pull string doll.
The Texans just traded a first rounder for Jackie Battle.
On his first day at practice, Kubiak said of the new Texan “He’s battlin’ out there.”
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
by Jon Banks on Oct 31, 2011 10:15 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Later sources would claim that Kubiak engineered the trade
just so that he can make that pun.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: That was embarrassing.
Well now... that TD run looked like a father playing with his children.
“Ok guys… tackle daddy!”
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"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."
--
"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."
TheBillWalton The Bill Walton Trip
#ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage Ryan Leaf’s career.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
Seth__Rogen Seth Rogen
The trick or treat line at Casey Anthony’s house. #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Oct 31, 2011 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
sidelinescouts Sideline Scouting
Tim Tebow’s throwing motion #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Oct 31, 2011 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Should've done Len Bias's career.
Break up the bad, insert the problems, roll up the resentments, light up the solution, inhale the happiness, and exhale the past.
by Colts Homer on Oct 31, 2011 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Unfortunately that wasn't longer than Kim's marriage
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
But it would be funnier!
Break up the bad, insert the problems, roll up the resentments, light up the solution, inhale the happiness, and exhale the past.
by Colts Homer on Oct 31, 2011 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
"Once again, ALL Phillllip Rivers"
/Gruden faps…
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Gruden is Gonna Blind Rivers
With all the Jizz he’s shooting in his face
by SuperSerial on Oct 31, 2011 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
"that guy is a football player"
“just let them play”
oh and
“hit the A gap like you mean it”
The pessimist says "half empty"
The optimist says "half full"
The NFL says "The Jags have the wrong size stadium in Tarpsville so we are moving that team to LA"
Brinkley >>> Matthews
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Matt Cassel
makes me want to stick red-hot pokers in my eyes
Matt Schaub is basically Tony Romo with a less exciting name, a less famous team and a better PR agent.
-- Bill Simmons
by Longhorn Lumboo on Oct 31, 2011 10:40 PM CDT reply actions
just watch the cheerleaders instead, it's a better experience
The pessimist says "half empty"
The optimist says "half full"
The NFL says "The Jags have the wrong size stadium in Tarpsville so we are moving that team to LA"
ok
that put a smile on my face
Matt Schaub is basically Tony Romo with a less exciting name, a less famous team and a better PR agent.
-- Bill Simmons
by Longhorn Lumboo on Oct 31, 2011 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Some sakerlina gals, dare...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Whenever they played in Tallahassee....
we’d always chant BEAT THOSE COCKS!
Alcohol is necessary so that a man can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.
harris with a hand full of facemask
by Dmo_Htx on Oct 31, 2011 10:42 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Brinkley >>>Matthews
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
i just wanna say
that the Cowgirls essentially shit the bed yesterday. was going up against LeSean McCoy yesterday and was up by 23 before the game. thought I had the win in the bag.
damn you Dallas Cowboys. you and your “defense”
"Matt Schaub is basically Tony Romo with a less exciting name, a less famous team and a better PR agent."
-- Bill Simmons
by Longhorn Lumboo on Oct 31, 2011 10:46 PM CDT reply actions
After Brees' poor showing yesterday
McCoy came very close to winning for me. Thankfully, my opponent was starting Matt Forte or it wouldn’t have been close.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 31, 2011 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Cmon, throw it to Gates.
Just a nice 14 yard pass. That’s all I need.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
PhillyBoyInTN
@PeytonsHead Interception returns by Vince Wilfork! #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
Gruden used to be a head coach, huh? He seems like he only analyzes quarterback play to me.
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"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."
--
"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."
WOWOWOW
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
/fap, fap, fap....
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
LOLOLOL RIVERS
Break up the bad, insert the problems, roll up the resentments, light up the solution, inhale the happiness, and exhale the past.
Whoa, what the hell?
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"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."
--
"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."
Who knew Tony Romo was playign tonight?
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
by Jon Banks on Oct 31, 2011 10:54 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
"You have to ride that center..."
Gruden, my God… TMI dude.
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"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."
--
"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."
hahahaha
Rivers fail
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 31, 2011 10:55 PM CDT reply actions
Schadefrude...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
You suck Norv
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
YOU'RE A HORRIBLE PERSON AND YOU SHOIULD FEEL BAD
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Somebody in the booth better tell him where he parked, ok?
That shit’s just getting mean now.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
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The Dreamshake
Wait a minute, Gruden:
The team success with blocking and route running was all Rivers.. but the center-QB snap fumble was “the Chargers” screwing up? Really?
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"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."
--
"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."
That should have stopped the clock
And been a 15 yard penalty
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 31, 2011 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Not just five yard delay of game?
…15 for unsportsmanlike conduct?
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Unnecessary roughness
It was during a dead ball
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 31, 2011 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Why call a timeout?
I still don’ tundedstand that
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
AFC West has the worst QBs.
Break up the bad, insert the problems, roll up the resentments, light up the solution, inhale the happiness, and exhale the past.
by Colts Homer on Oct 31, 2011 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions
To be fair, he had a guy hitting him.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
I like Cassel though.
Seems like a good guy. Mediocre as shit, but a good guy. Fuck the rest of the team though.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
I know he's not playing but Berry is the real deal...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
No... I want to give the game away
No… I want to give the game away
No… I want to give the game away
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 31, 2011 10:57 PM CDT reply actions
What the hell is wrong with Phillip rivers
Dude has just been bad this year
by TheDream34 on Oct 31, 2011 10:57 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
kentbabb
Rick Reilly is openly cheering in the #Chiefs press box. He is, by far, the loudest person among team employees and team-leaning media.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
Rivers went for the football, got a handful of the Center's balls instead.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Yeah. Vick don't play that shit.
“Aighn’t putting MY hands up in his pakedge…”
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
/rape stand'd
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Oct 31, 2011 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Not to be biased
I am sure he wants to put his hands up male dog asses also. I’m just sayin’
"Nothing could, literally, not be more exciting..."
can someone explain
why the Texans do not have a single prime-time game this year? the NFL decided on crapfests like:
OAK – DEN
NYJ – MIA
JAX – BAL
wtf?
"Matt Schaub is basically Tony Romo with a less exciting name, a less famous team and a better PR agent."
-- Bill Simmons
by Longhorn Lumboo on Oct 31, 2011 11:00 PM CDT reply actions
oh
and this joke of a game
"Matt Schaub is basically Tony Romo with a less exciting name, a less famous team and a better PR agent."
-- Bill Simmons
by Longhorn Lumboo on Oct 31, 2011 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Technically the Texans have three primetime games this year.
Two were during the preseason though.
Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.
the Thursday night game
doesn’t count.
"Matt Schaub is basically Tony Romo with a less exciting name, a less famous team and a better PR agent."
-- Bill Simmons
by Longhorn Lumboo on Oct 31, 2011 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
So long as it comes after a Gates 15 yard reception.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
I'd love it.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
SHAKE THAT!!!!
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Oct 31, 2011 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I believe the correct term is
“Busting A Move”
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
Tip toeing...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skU-jBFzXl0
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
I just tuned in
has this game been interesting or the random shit show I saw in the last 10 minutes?
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
Shit.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Rivers.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
That's ok, I hate Rivers.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
Well it's been consistent for the night games.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
but he's better than Eli Manning and Rapistberger!
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
Not so sure about that.
Pig Ben looked really good doing his Tom Brady impression. Eli has been Eli – better than you’d think, not great.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
I'm just restating what the media has been saying for the past few years:
Rivers is the better quarterback of the three.
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
"Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat."-Anais Nin
Micheal Lombardi said he's better than Brees.
Fuck Lombardi. Huge bag of shit.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Lombardi hasn't endeared himself to the Gulf Coast this year.
But he’s just another guy who can’t be bothered to change his narrative about NO, or Houston, no matter what evidence he has in front of him. Being in NY or LA you begin to think nothing else exists.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
Up until this year I'd have agreed with you.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
what happened in the offseason to rivers
He is horrendous this year
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Oct 31, 2011 11:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Rivers sucks and blows.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Wow. That San Diego secondary isn't that good at zone play, is it?
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"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."
--
"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."
Jammer
one of the best CB names ever. Not one of the best CBs ever.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
Texans are 2nd in PD's!!!!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
sarah_sprague
RT @lt_winslow i don’t know what he ate, but my dog just took the biggest afc west I’ve ever seen
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Oct 31, 2011 11:10 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
deceased
with that comment.
"Matt Schaub is basically Tony Romo with a less exciting name, a less famous team and a better PR agent."
-- Bill Simmons
by Longhorn Lumboo on Oct 31, 2011 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions
SHIIIIITTTTT
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
FUCK ALL LIFE
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
...takin' that FF a little serious, eh?
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
I'm down by a point.
And I’m the division leader.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Ouch!
Fandom. The spice of life!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Now I need to hope Cassel pulls a Rivers.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Really hope they miss the field goal.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
MOAR overtime?
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 31, 2011 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
This game needs to end in a draw.
It’s been too shitty to be anything else.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Oct 31, 2011 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
would be funny, but I want to sleep in my bed
not in a chair
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
by shake n bake on Oct 31, 2011 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
^^^THIS!^^^
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
It's so tough -
who annoys me more
Gruden
Dierdorf
Simms
I’ve actually enjoyed getting the Marv Albert calls lately. He’s clearly phoning it in, because he really only cares about hoops, but Marv phoning it in is better than so much else.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
Norv's cat just called in a threat
The pessimist says "half empty"
The optimist says "half full"
The NFL says "The Jags have the wrong size stadium in Tarpsville so we are moving that team to LA"
Don't do it!
You can leave Norv! Find another home! It doesn’t have to be like this!
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
He's really struggling in the post game presser...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
I hate you Norv Turner.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
That ratty old KC ball cap is gorgeous.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Fuck this team.
I hate this team. I HATE THEM
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
FTW...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Freezing the kicker?
You suck Turner
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Where did these Chiefs come from? I thought them and the Rams were sitting this season out?
The pessimist says "half empty"
The optimist says "half full"
The NFL says "The Jags have the wrong size stadium in Tarpsville so we are moving that team to LA"
Shifty guy there, that Norv...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Go Chiefs! Make my upset pick right!
Proud Colts fan boycotting StampedeBlue.com since 7/17/2010
lol, fuck the Chargers!
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"Except for half a dozen in each town the citizens are proud of that achievement of ignorance which is so easy to come by. To be 'intellectual' or 'artistic' or, in their own word, to be 'highbrow,' is to be priggish and of dubious virtue." —Sinclair Lewis
FUCK YOU LASERFACE
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
Hahahahahaha!!!
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 31, 2011 11:20 PM CDT reply actions
Wow, I watched for 30 minutes and it seemed like forever.
Yay Chefs?
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
Wooo!
Proud Colts fan boycotting StampedeBlue.com since 7/17/2010
Ugh.
Loss in Pick em, loss in Fantasy. I hate this week.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
The fun of the NFL - the next week has now begun.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
Oh boy.
Another week where I get to listen to whiny bitches who want to cut Drew Brees.
Bring back Aaron Brooks! He's the only one who can save us from the evil that is Drew Brees!!
Dallas’ misery will always be my delight
-TexansDC
You know who might want him?
San Diego.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
Cassel Battlin'!!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Makes me 10-3 this week in pickem
Not too shabby
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 31, 2011 11:22 PM CDT reply actions
Romo to Rivers: "Welcome to the club brah"
The pessimist says "half empty"
The optimist says "half full"
The NFL says "The Jags have the wrong size stadium in Tarpsville so we are moving that team to LA"
Someone asked about Rachel Nichols teeth earlier.
It’s that Godawful Dark maroon dick dye she’s got on her lips.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Watching the "highlights"
OMG how many turnovers were there?
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
ROFLMAO!
From @skjensen:
Come on, Jon Gruden. The worst loss of Norv Turner’s career? Really? Jon obviously doesn’t know Norv’s career real well…
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"First they came for the ugly, and I did not speak out because I was not ugly.
Then they came for the nerds, and I did not speak out because D&D IS A RESPECTABLE GAME WITH A LARGE PLAYERBASE OK MOM???
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because let's be real they always come for the Jews.
Then they came for me, and I did not speak out because they actually came for me back when they came for the nerds."
--
"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."
Top eight Teams in total yards are AFC teams...
your Houston Texans at Number 3!!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
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