Raiders @ Texans: A Heartbreaking Work Of Staggering WTF?
by MDC on Oct 9, 2011 1:55 PM CDT
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Come on Texans
For once
I would like to see us
Really focus on
Scoring less FGs and more
Touchdowns!
by LordGav1n on Oct 9, 2011 1:55 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
What you did there
I saw it
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Yay conformity! http://twitter.com/#!/B_DonCarlos
Hold is OK sometimes
apparently
Mario Williams and Antonio Smith on track for 16 sacks each this season.
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 9, 2011 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Better than last week.
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The Dreamshake
Game isn't on the line yet....
Better for the NFL: Texans win leaving a 2-3 and 5-1 team or Raiders win leaving two 3-2 teams…hmmmmm.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
that was a flag
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Are we allowed to pass on first down?
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We did firts half
Mario Williams and Antonio Smith on track for 16 sacks each this season.
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 9, 2011 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Well we used it up then.
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No confidence in offense
it shows in Kube’s play calling. He’s got no confidence in them without a run game and without AJ. This sucks.
You know, I can deal with corrupt refs; idiot refs, however need to be shot.
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that Commercial with the family humming/singing crazy train sucks
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
OMG WTF WHY IS THE BEST RUNNING TEAM IN FOOTBALL LAST YEAR TRYING TO RUN THE BALL
AGAINST A TEAM THAT HAS BEEN BAD AGAINST THE RUN WTF WTF WTF. /texans go pass happy WTF WHY AREN’T WE GIVING THE BEST BACK OF ALL TIME THE BALL!
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
gtfo here with logic
i’m busy complainging about people complaining
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
moar complaining!
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
everyone needs their own way to feel smug and superior
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
Jim Plunkett looks surprisingly healthy and wholesome.
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Texans
The leading cause of Heart Attacks in Houston,
The leading cause of DWI,s
2 Defensive Scores are in the Karma Bag
"Wade aid has lean in it, just saying"
I thought that was the Rockets?
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 9, 2011 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions
cushing is doing erything
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Oct 9, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
that was reed i think
"Is that right?????" SURE!?!!!??!!
F**K you're agenda
Poetry in Motion- Arian Foster''
I thought it was Reed
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Ok. there's a game on. Al Davis will still be dead when it's over.
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Good to see that no matter how the Texans make games close
Our fanbase will always overreact to it.
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by good do you mean sad?
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
IMPEACH JANIKOWSKI
HE TOOK AN AMERICAN KICKERS JOB
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test his leg for PEDs
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Such a nice young man.
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The Dreamshake
i stand corrected
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Oct 9, 2011 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions
lulz
Mario Williams and Antonio Smith on track for 16 sacks each this season.
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 9, 2011 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Antonio Smith
should be the ninja in that commercial, he is the ONLY ninja!
did I type that outloud? oops.
whats with so many stupid commercials?
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
They're out of ideas
They’re just going for slapstick comedy
by LouisianaTexan on Oct 9, 2011 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I can deal with the up and down play of the team as a whole
but I am quickly reaching the point of hating Jacoby Jones. He’s fucking BEGGING to fumble on each and every punt return. He preens like an asshole after short returns. Etc. Just … fuck that guy.
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Good news, everybody!
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he never seems to go forward
its kind of annoying, stop dancing with no one near you and move forward
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
^This
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by MDC on Oct 9, 2011 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions
That looks like a great Movie: In Time.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
That In Time movie
I was really afraid they would be like BASED ON REPENT, HARLEQUIN, SAID THE TICKTOCKMAN. That would be sad indeed.
Directv is hurting my soul right now.
SO VERY HAPPY IT IS RAINING THOUGH!!!!!!!!!
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Which JJ?
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Could be worse, but we're running outta WR.
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The Dreamshake
At best.
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by MDC on Oct 9, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Getting killed in fantasy because Optimus Prime isn’t playing
Hey, it could be worse than being a Texans fan.... You could be a Mets AND Texans fan, like me
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Oct 9, 2011 2:04 PM CDT reply actions
Another 1st down pass
Batted down
Mario Williams and Antonio Smith on track for 16 sacks each this season.
Fantastic.
When did the Warriors Raiders sign The Dream?
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 9, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions
WOW WOW WOW!
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MATT SCHAUB: NOT CLUTCH BECAUSE A PASS WAS BATTED DOWN IN THE THIRD QUARTER
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You've really mastered the subtle art of sarcasm.
Well played.
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by MDC on Oct 9, 2011 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I still get confused by him sometimes
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
...and?
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
That is a good way to get him the ball
When running is a bit mired
Mario Williams and Antonio Smith on track for 16 sacks each this season.
Damn track star raiders caught up to foster with ease.
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
yeaaah buddy
Hey, it could be worse than being a Texans fan.... You could be a Mets AND Texans fan, like me
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Oct 9, 2011 2:05 PM CDT reply actions
dude arian looks way faster than last year
"Is that right?????" SURE!?!!!??!!
F**K you're agenda
Poetry in Motion- Arian Foster''
About time
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Moar screens plz.
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That run to Oingo fooled em.
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You know that at the end of a running play
All the linemen are standing around doing nothing
It wasn’t a good play
Mario Williams and Antonio Smith on track for 16 sacks each this season.
lulz
Mario Williams and Antonio Smith on track for 16 sacks each this season.
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 9, 2011 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Schaub decision making looking pretty weak right now...
he also looks completely terrified of getting hit. Hopefully he proves me wrong soon.
Can we throw it more than 10 yards down the field?
Or did we use that up too?
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WTF
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
I feel like Walter could run a slant.
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The Dreamshake
He has successfully this game
Mario Williams and Antonio Smith on track for 16 sacks each this season.
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 9, 2011 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions
No slants
No fades. He’s anti-angle.
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by MDC on Oct 9, 2011 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions
if schuab could throw the fade
I’m sure we would see it more.
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
I know.
Just sticking with the proper narrative.
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by MDC on Oct 9, 2011 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah but then he'd throw interceptions
and then HE IS NOT CLUTCH EVER
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That was two series ago...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Jinx
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Did Schaub start scrambling too early?
NOT CLUTCH.
But really, I think he’s sensing pressure too early.
Damn
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Hey Lainart
Pick My nose too
2 Defensive Scores are in the Karma Bag
"Wade aid has lean in it, just saying"
What in the name of sweet Durga's pantaloons was that?!
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He's used to kicking them from the 8 now.
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by Xiane on Oct 9, 2011 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
goddam announcer jixed it
"Is that right?????" SURE!?!!!??!!
F**K you're agenda
Poetry in Motion- Arian Foster''
...Fuck everything.
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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
wow
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Oct 9, 2011 2:08 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
My wife: Rackers has this.
TV guys: Rackers hasn’t missed in like a million kicks.
Me: Thanks, you guys have jinxed him.
…
Me: Fuck all of you.
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How about we JINX
MOAR JINX
2 Defensive Scores are in the Karma Bag
"Wade aid has lean in it, just saying"
ST DVOA correction
Now in progress.
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Does Brett Hartmann kick FGs? May
Why drink BLEACH? Just turn on Houston tap water. It'll kill you faster.
The Ghost of Chrisbrowns past is alive
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
by Hugh Jarce on Oct 9, 2011 2:09 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
at least our D has been beast
and there is no reason to think it’ll stop now
since there’s more than 2 minutes left in the half
Praise Durga and MO
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
o-line looking pretty average today
by UTBawse23 on Oct 9, 2011 2:10 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
McClain_on_NFL John McClain
What a bad time for Rackers to miss his first field goals. Texans coming unglued for no reason. Just an abomination.
can someone punch him in the jaw… i live in NC and can not get there to do it myself.
I have a reason!
It’s called no Andre Johnson.
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Or back up RB.
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WTF is our oline doing?
Well, worst, at least we will stay tied with the tits….until Baltimore.
Come on guys get your shit together.
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by TexansForever on Oct 9, 2011 2:10 PM CDT via iPhone app reply actions
Brian <3
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
our defense looks transformed from last year sometimes
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
CUSH is an animal
"Is that right?????" SURE!?!!!??!!
F**K you're agenda
Poetry in Motion- Arian Foster''
time for a pic
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
BRAIN CRUSHING
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Oct 9, 2011 2:11 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I thought Mccain died
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
way to keep their drive alive allen
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Oct 9, 2011 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Refs getting involved now.
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You can take the boy out of the country, but ...
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by MDC on Oct 9, 2011 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Last week
Mario Williams and Antonio Smith on track for 16 sacks each this season.
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 9, 2011 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Well at least the Titans are getting smoked 28-3
by goingforthecorner on Oct 9, 2011 2:12 PM CDT reply actions
and unless we get a turn over we about to lose the led
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Oct 9, 2011 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Kubiak needs to yell at the team again.
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I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
haven't seen JoJo
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Alright guys WTF
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
They've discovered The Cushion.
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Our offense hasn't been good enough
for our defense to start fucking up.
Joseph out...ffs.
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The Dreamshake
Harris getting playing time
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
3rd down get the fucking stop
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
if we don't stop them on 3rd and 3
we are soft. If we do, NO ONE CARES BECASUSE IT DOESN’T FIT THE NARRATIVE
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
No if we stop them
IT JUST MEANS THE OFFENSE GETS A CHANCE TO GO OUT THERE AND BE UNCLUTCH YET AGAIN
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by riversmccown on Oct 9, 2011 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Finally
the injurred player ISN’T a Texas. Good grief.
Wait what happened to J Jo?
Is he hurt or just getting a breather?
looks like a breather
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Ok good
I didn’t even see him come out
by LouisianaTexan on Oct 9, 2011 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions
do we have any uninjured starters left?
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
by TexansForever on Oct 9, 2011 2:15 PM CDT via iPhone app reply actions
I want to keep him on there for the comic relief. But seriously, Pancakes is a fucking moron.
It is getting to the point of being ridiculous… how the fuck does he have a job?
hes a general
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Oct 9, 2011 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions
fixed
hes a general
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Oct 9, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions
It's the Comical (or crock-nickel)
What do you expect?
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 9, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Not on my screen?
The titans just threw a pick?
Hoping torty's magic can be counted on all the way to the series!
Slant...
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
get em off the defense
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Oct 9, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Very alert play.
May have been a pic six for Barwin.
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Grain of salt.
AnnaMegan Anna-Megan Raley
Mario Williams has suffered a torn pectoral muscle. He will not return to the game.
Or not.
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Which probably means he just had a cramp
considering the source.
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by MDC on Oct 9, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Do we trust anything she says?
/cart’d
Mario Williams and Antonio Smith on track for 16 sacks each this season.
by Barryfromtexas on Oct 9, 2011 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Kevin Walter broken collar bone out 11-12 weeks
remember that?
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
It was a broken shoulder, no?
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 9, 2011 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
don't remember
point is the media is retarded.
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
or a turnover
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
turnover
I don't care if the Texans make the playoffs this year, I mean it's not like I wanna live forever or something.
because fail.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
by TexansForever on Oct 9, 2011 2:23 PM CDT via iPhone app up reply actions
Because Jesse Nading set the bar high?
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by MDC on Oct 9, 2011 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Former Houston Cougars QB Kevin Kolb is attempting to lead a third consecutive Vikings collapse...
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 9, 2011 2:19 PM CDT reply actions
Lost signal again.
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The Dreamshake
I don't know what the Raiders will do here, but the Texans will get the ball back, probably down
Who wants to be that Kubiak will come out and try to force the run, again?….
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
Pretty confident in Jano, eh?
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Shank iT RIGHt!!!!
I don't care if the Texans make the playoffs this year, I mean it's not like I wanna live forever or something.
fuck you, seabass
Hey, it could be worse than being a Texans fan.... You could be a Mets AND Texans fan, like me
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Oct 9, 2011 2:22 PM CDT reply actions
Slip him a roofie.
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The Dreamshake
Texans now, run up the middle, run up the middle, 3rd and ten, pass for 7, punt
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
Hey Kubes
it’s called play-action. Remember that?
WTF Vickers
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
Great field position.
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Doing this sober was a bad idea, huh
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Fucking terrible idea.
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by MDC on Oct 9, 2011 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions
A shitty condition
that no one should have to endure while watching the Texans.
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by MDC on Oct 9, 2011 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions
When it rains...
I don't care if the Texans make the playoffs this year, I mean it's not like I wanna live forever or something.
we seem to play very well
when pinned deep
Wow
Where is this weeks sidelines Kubiak Pep Rally???
there you go
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
damn what a grab
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
SWEETTTTT
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
Balls deep
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
by Joe25 on Oct 9, 2011 2:24 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I need a new TV screen.
And Pants
Hey, it could be worse than being a Texans fan.... You could be a Mets AND Texans fan, like me
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Oct 9, 2011 2:25 PM CDT reply actions
C'mon Foster
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Man
We need a real WR2 who can make big plays
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Oct 9, 2011 2:25 PM CDT reply actions
SCHUAB HAS A NOODLE ARM CAN NEVER LEAD ANYONE!!!
Mario Williams and Antonio Smith on track for 16 sacks each this season.
ZOMG TEH SCHAUB ISNT PERFECT WITH ANDRE JOHNSON OUT
MURDER HIM AND PILLAGE HIS FAMILY LINE
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Unto the seventh generation.
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The Dreamshake
SALT THE EARTH AROUND HIS HOME.
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by MDC on Oct 9, 2011 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions
DESTROY TENNESSEE.
Author at Acme Packing Company, a Green Bay Packers blog, and Editor at BT Powerhouse, a Big Ten Basketball blog
#FireCraigJames
Follow @GSchofield50
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 9, 2011 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Sure, why not.
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The Dreamshake
DEAR RICK DENNISON
THEY SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING THERE.
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But that play is DUE.
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by MDC on Oct 9, 2011 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I think you might actually use your caps lock key
more than Bo$$Man did.
Yep, I'm a Texans fan... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I filp tables every Sunday. （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Come on Texans
pull this one out, you’re better than Oakland!
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by the new Bradfather on Oct 9, 2011 2:27 PM CDT reply actions
Raider player down
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
that's what HD tells me...
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by the new Bradfather on Oct 9, 2011 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Schaub to Dreesen
it looked like a catch, but I guess he dropped it. 4th and 8, I’d send out Rackers or go for it
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by the new Bradfather on Oct 9, 2011 2:28 PM CDT reply actions
That was what the French call
a motherfucking catch.
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not getting reversed
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
I think you're right.
But fuck it, gotta challenge with the lack of offense we’ve got right now.
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by MDC on Oct 9, 2011 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions
tate warming up
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
what did he see?
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
challengio
Hey, it could be worse than being a Texans fan.... You could be a Mets AND Texans fan, like me
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Oct 9, 2011 2:29 PM CDT reply actions
Challenge? I can see nothing.
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The Dreamshake
he didn't catch it
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
It never hit the ground, did it?
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by the new Bradfather on Oct 9, 2011 2:30 PM CDT reply actions
This
you can’t waste Walter’s catch
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by the new Bradfather on Oct 9, 2011 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions
that was 4th.
did not catch it. why did he fight so hard to get that challenged? wasted timeout… UGH
I hate standard def, especially on a shitty CRT.
I can’t tell anything on those replays.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
Not clear enough
for an overturn. I think it was a catch, but I can’t see them overturning it.
so many wasted opportunities
some days it’s simply impossible to overcome terrible coaching and schemes.
3-3 ain’t so bad i guess…
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Oct 9, 2011 2:30 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
It looked like those DBs were leading with their heads on a defenseless reciever
Of course I’m seeing it like a strobe light, so…
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The Dreamshake
Confirmed?
I can see that standing, but confirmed?
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
That's what I just screamed.
Well, technically, it was “FUCK YOU, YOU IGNORANT CUNT, YOU DIDN’T ‘CONFIRM’ A GODDAMNED THING!” But, yeah, same idea.
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by MDC on Oct 9, 2011 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Man,
I say fuck the doc’s advice, and drink anyway.
You’re going to blow a blood vessel or something
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
I fucking hate football.
Hate it. I almost never enjoy watching it. Why do I do this?
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by MDC on Oct 9, 2011 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Because it's better than thinking about how you live in Arkansas?
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
And yes, I'm going to run this joke into the fucking ground.
Heh
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
Barely.
Living here is just a dull ache. Watching football is an acute, stabbing pain in my soul.
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by MDC on Oct 9, 2011 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought he was from Arkansas, but no longer lives there.
Right? RIGHT?
by WhiskeyR on Oct 9, 2011 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey, can I get your address?
I need to mail you something. I promise it won’t be a turd in a box. Pinky swear.
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by MDC on Oct 9, 2011 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Should have caught it nice and easy
"Kareem — verb: to be so horrible in coverage that the camera man is forced to zoom out in order to find the defender responsible for whoever just waltzed into the end zone." -Nashmeister
Confirmed?
Wasn;t indisputible
Hey, it could be worse than being a Texans fan.... You could be a Mets AND Texans fan, like me
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Oct 9, 2011 2:31 PM CDT reply actions
Wasted Call
Does Kubiak have anybody looking at replays upstairs during games?
awesome he made it
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Our Andre, who art from Heaven, hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Canton.
BAM
STFU BITCHES
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | Football Outsiders | Battle Red Blog
Boom.
Rackers is the man.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
FG frenzy!
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
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The Dreamshake
Sweettttt!!!!
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
wow that was close
I don't care if the Texans make the playoffs this year, I mean it's not like I wanna live forever or something.
Not until he gives Rackers a roofie.
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The Dreamshake
Ha!
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
"Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I’m sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I’m broad-minded enough to concede that they might possibly not be complete idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me."
Nice Mr. Rackers!
what’s up with all these long kicks at pretty much sea level in H-Town? I’ll take it!
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by the new Bradfather on Oct 9, 2011 2:32 PM CDT reply actions
It would have been good from 55
perhaps not 56, but it was a 54-yard attempt, so who cares?
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by the new Bradfather on Oct 9, 2011 2:32 PM CDT reply actions
this is turnin in to a dawg fight
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Oct 9, 2011 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions
what a cutback
time for our defense to wreck campbells shit
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
turnover please
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Light Joe Marciano's hat on fire.
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I hate everything right now.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
Not at this rate.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Oct 9, 2011 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions
And that's the last I'll say on the matter.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
Football is war by other means. - Carl von Clausewitz...sorta.
by UprootedTexan on Oct 9, 2011 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Seriously.
Joe Marciano sucks shit.
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Major fail
Gosh dang that Jacoby Ford is swift, too many swift Jacobies in this game!
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by the new Bradfather on Oct 9, 2011 2:33 PM CDT reply actions
Oh shoot
McFadden, eight yards on a draw, that’s not good :(
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by the new Bradfather on Oct 9, 2011 2:34 PM CDT reply actions
there in FG range
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
Jesus Christ this is getting ugly
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
If we win this game
Will the wonderful writers here at BRB wreck this game tape please?
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I'd rather McFadden get hurt, but that's just me.
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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now where are those pants at?!
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by UprootedTexan on Oct 9, 2011 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions
in the worst way
Jules=Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Ringo=which one is it
Jules=the one that says bad mother fucker!
ask and u shall receive
Im looking for divine and a lttle intervention
And birds dont fly without my permission
Im prolly in the sky, flyin with the fishes
Or maybe in the ocean, swimmin with the pigeons
See my world is different, like Dwayne Wayne
And if you want problem Bit#h, i want the same thang
by F-BombTheJets on Oct 9, 2011 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions
When McFadden gets confident
I really don’t know how to stop him, my Broncos can’t
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by the new Bradfather on Oct 9, 2011 2:35 PM CDT reply actions
4Q Thread
http://www.battleredblog.com/2011/10/9/2479370/fourth-quarter-thread
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Ineptness
Most inept attempt at playing a football game ever. Texans had so many 3 and outs I lost count. Poor Schaub spent most of the 2nd half running for his life; where was the offensive line?
Considering he was on the run
most of the time, he did fairly well… Which really surprised me and i though wow, he usually makes horrible mistakes when the pocket collapses and he’s on the run…. Oh spoke too soon.
FUCKING SCHAUB YOU SUCK DEEPLY NO WONDER YOU CHOCK
say what you want i know some will defend him till he dies, but he sucks something awful. His completion percentage couldn’t be worse. thank the universe dre’ is one of the greatest of all time, because he cant make a throw to any other receiver consistently. Vickers needs to be cut before he can even take a shower. all he does is wiff on blocks on S.T. and drop wide open passes
CVSTROSFAN on ps3 hit me up on madden 2012
by Steelbluecurtain on Oct 9, 2011 4:30 PM CDT reply actions
*CHOKE
CVSTROSFAN on ps3 hit me up on madden 2012
by Steelbluecurtain on Oct 9, 2011 4:32 PM CDT reply actions
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