Samsung Game Ball Of The Week: Brian Cushing
If you go back and look at the archived posts on BRB from the 2009 draft season, you might notice a bit of a theme leading up to, during, and immediately after the 2009 NFL Draft. That theme may have been best exemplified by this post, in which I, in my typically understated manner, reacted to the news that Brian Cushing was a Houston Texan as follows:
Well, I hate this pick more than any other pick Smithiak has ever made. I hate it with the fire of a thousand suns. I hate life.
Now, about two and a half years later, here I am bestowing the highest fake honor I can upon Mr. Cushing. That of the Samsung Game Ball of the Week.
To borrow a phrase from noted wordsmith Michael Scott, "Well, well, well...how the turntables..."
Cushing missed the first four games of the 2010 season for violating the NFL's policy on performance-enhancing drugs and then appeared to be a shell of the player he had been in 2009 when he did get on the field. This season, though? He's been unreal, perhaps even better than his historic 2009 campaign.
Cushing's excellence was on full display again in Sunday's victory over Jacksonville as he notched 7 tackles, an interception, and a number of things that won't appear in a box score (e.g., seemingly being around the ball at all times). With Mario Williams lost for the year and DeMeco Ryans barely over a year removed from his career-threating Achilles injury, the Texans have needed Cushing to step up, and he has. All season long.
The least I can do is foist this fictional award upon him. Kudos.
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Re: draft thread
Compared to the jerkoff who made TWO blasphemous comments in his post, you actually were kind of understated.
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As annoying as that SUFFER guy was
Who knew he would be so right
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Nov 1, 2011 6:27 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Suffer just text me
I TOLD YOU SO YOU SONS OF BITCHES!!!
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SUFFER only made a few posts around here. Then he appearently evolved into Bo$$man.
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by Stupendous Man on Nov 2, 2011 9:27 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I blame us for not acknowledging his posts
We clearly damaged his psyche which in turn turned him into the insanely loyal man he was to his beliefs.
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
by Rocket94 on Nov 2, 2011 11:25 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Speaking of LBs
I thought we would have signed one by now?
I think the competition would be fierce for such a high paying job in this economy.
my Z key can't take another free agent flurry
Captain Hindsight to the rescue.
Here’s who I wanted AT THE TIME, given who was available…
2002 – Carr (technically, I wasn’t a Texans fan at the time, but probably would have thought that).
2003 – Andre
2004 – I REALLY wanted DeAngelo Hall to slip, but was okay with Dunta instead.
2005 – Wanted an OLB. Watched Ware and Merriman go right before Houston’s pick, but was ecstatic that Derrick Johnson was available. One of my favourite college players at the time was about to be a Texan! NOPE… Chuck Casserly.
2006 – I wanted Reggie, I’ll be honest. Still had faith in Carr over VY, and when I found out that they took Mario, (so much teasing from my friends, I was on a school trip) I was upset but optimistic. I was a Texans fan but did not frequent any texans message boards/blogs, and by myself, realized I was okay with it. Reggie was too small, Texans needed defense, I was okay.
2007 – Wanted Peterson, even though I was criticizing him to all my friends and forecasting a short career due to injury. Once we moved down to 10 after Schaub (who I was really happy about), I wanted Patrick Willis. (What could have been…) Once we took Amobi though, I was okay with it and excited about a 19-year-old who played 4 years of college ball.
2008 – Really wanted J-Stew at 18. Once he was picked and we traded down, I REALLY wanted Mike Jenkins. We got Duane. I was pretty pissed at the time, but once we got Slaton (my favourite player in college at the time), I was okay with it.
2009 – Was frothing at the mouth over Taylor Mays, but then he stayed in school. Pre-draft, I wanted Orakpo or Malcolm Jenkins. On the clock, I really wanted Michael Oher and to move Duane to the right side… didn’t really have much preference outside of that, and once we took Cushing, I was like, cool, a scary looking linebacker.
2010 – Frothing at the mouth for Earl Thomas. Kinda wanted Sean Weatherspoon. On the clock, really wanted Dan Williams, Patrick Robinson, Brian Price, or a trade down. Hated the pick and hoped for the best.
2011 – Amakamura. Didn’t know much about Watt, but the more I started reading about moving Mario to OLB, I was okay with it.
I don’t even know what I just wrote. This is what happens after you come down from Ritalin and take a break for just a split second. My bad.
I liked the Cushing pick back when it was made, despite the (not unfounded) steroid allegations. So far, he’s been on a tear this year, and I really hope he’s doing it clean.
I wasn’t crazy about the Watt pick when it was made (a popular opinion around here that evening), but I’m sold on him now. Looks like he was an excellent choice.
Interestingly, the player that many of us here were unenthusiastic about drafting, Aldon Smith, is having a great year so far. I remember when San Francisco “saved” us by drafting him ahead of us.
The bird is struggling out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born, must first destroy a world.
by Stupendous Man on Nov 1, 2011 11:47 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Wade P must be some kind of sorcerer
Yeah, they got him Manning and Joseph and Watt, but as the injuries keep coming they keep getting .better. Pretty soon they’ll probably end the Kareem Komedy and admit that Jason Allen has become the starter.
The idea that the defense has been carrying this team for 4 weeks is scary. What about when Andre is back and the defense doesn’t get on the field.
I have to admit I was pretty damn excited when we drafted Cushing, and I bought his Battle Red jersey
He was exciting and fierce on the field, and his DROY was well deserved.
I was a defender of his all last year through his “shell” performance which really was the result of missing the first four games and being swizzled around by Frank Bush. Essentially he only had the last half of the season to get back up to "football shape/speed’ and without Barwin and ’Meco alongside him and basically GQ as the only guy doing shit behind him. I held out hope, even though the doubts were starting to develop in the back of my mind.
This year he has led the team in tackles in every game. First career interception, and dishing out hits like he’s on a crusade. His pass coverage is pretty solid too. I’m loving this, and it’s getting the rest of the defense jacked up big time. Watt was doing some crazy ass pre-game stuff as he got fired up before the Jags game.
Great pick for the week!
Yup.
Then none last year. Though the one this past Sunday was as athletic as any he made in 2009 (the Bengals INT being my fave).
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A well deserved fake award indeed
"The greatest danger in planning for tomorrow is using yesterdays logic."
Marc Kahlberg
"Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them." - George Orwell
When Tate was drafted
I was so mad! I really, really, wanted Gerhart. Really glad we got Tate though. Cuz if Tate hadn’t been injured last lear and we had picked up Toby, we might not have found out about Foster…
I thought Cushing was an awesome pick. I remember when B.J. Raji was in the draft I wanted the Texans to trade up for him… Don’t remember who we picked though…
Swat and swim, dip and rip, twist and spin; just do whacha gotta do to light up that QB.
Yep.
Foster could very easily have been playing somewhere else.
by The Arian Race on Nov 2, 2011 5:17 AM CDT up reply actions
When the draft started, I had a feeling we would get Tate.
I did not like Gerhart. He seemed a bit slow and was overrated.
He's a powerback
We run zone. It wouldn’t have worked…
Swat and swim, dip and rip, twist and spin; just do whacha gotta do to light up that QB.
Question about Cushing
Why did he have to cut his hair but Brooks Reed has not?
This seems unfair to me.
Also, BRAIN CRUSHING is an animal.
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If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out.
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Break any of these rules sooner than say anything outright barbarous.
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I'm really happy he cut his hair
That way we don’t have to ever talk about his hair… wait what?
Hair talk in the NFL reminds me of idiot metalheads (I grew up a metalhead) who are concerned with their favorite bands haircuts. /pet peeve
Ha...the good old days.
When I was young, I totally hated Metallica after they cut their hair and started dressing like 98 Degrees.
I don’t if that’s why they started to suck, or simply a symptom of it. But it was a big deal when I was 12.
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by Stupendous Man on Nov 2, 2011 9:24 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Probably a symptom.
But let’s be honest. No band can keep up the awesome forever.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 2, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions
There are exceptions.
Iron Maiden for one, although they have taken extended breaks from the awesome, so maybe they don’t count.
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Aerosmith hasn't had that problem yet
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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."
by The Night Owl on Nov 3, 2011 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Disagree
I know it was Liv’s movie so daddy was super proud, but having 4 songs on the Armageddon soundtrack is anti-awesome.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
I do want the Cushhawk back though
I thought it was beastly
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Good question
I know them made Cush cut his for his rookie initiation. Maybe they thought of something else for Reed.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
dont kno
Why most hated the pick bak when it was made.. if u watched all his highlight tapes on utube you’d see he was an animal.. besides that we were in desperate need of a beast SOLB, got concerned last yr but he’s back in rare form knockin fools out
Houston errthang.. first off, get rid of pubes.. Rockets-Texans-Dynamo & Longhorn fan.. an Astros fan these days is an oxymoron
by HB23 on Nov 2, 2011 4:16 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Here's what I said post draft...
“Cushing was the right pick. Regardless of the goofy pics, steroid accusations and USC, east coast bias thing. I have been reading about him since he played at Bergen Catholic in NJ and he is as intense now as he was then. He hits, claws and wraps his arms. He is quite simply, a football player.”
I’m smart! Not like everybody says… like dumb… I’m smart and I want respect!
by Jersey Bill on Nov 2, 2011 5:59 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
Rec'd for Fredo reference.
Dallas Cowboys, all hat and no cattle since 1996.
by Jonathan Fosburgh on Nov 2, 2011 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I second that rec
"Taco Joe - the beacon of optimism" TexansDC
THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
AllenOU is the Montgomery to my Patton
God blessed Texas, but he has forsaken the Texans
Thirded.
And goo’d.
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by MDC on Nov 2, 2011 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
I wanted Clay Matthews...
but in retrospect they made a good choice…he has taken to playing inside quicker than I thought he would.
Bud Adams hater
the new Q
Quentin Demps sure played a solid game…
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Nov 3, 2011 12:55 AM CDT via mobile reply actions

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